01x08 - Episode 8

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*OFFiCiAL

THERE WAS MEDICAL SUPERVISION DURING THE FILMING

TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THE CAST AND CREW.

Attack!

Takeshi Castle is back after 34 years.

The exploits of the deadly attacking army were a laughing matter...

and tears.

And other strange emotions.

It was a sublime spectacle.

I have won!

I will destroy you!

The army of Takeshi defended itself like a demon

and crushed the attacking army.

Like this!

COUNT BIT TAKESHI

And after 34 years, Count Takeshi reappeared.

What are you doing, you idiot?

I'm not a singer dressed like this.

The attacking force is planning the fall of Takeshi Castle.

The story is coming to a head.

ARMY AGAINST TAKESHI

The final chapter of Takeshi Castle begins!

Takashi Castle (Japan)

TAKESHI CASTLE - KOMI'S TOWER

Count, the Devil's Kingdom follows.

-I'm getting nostalgic. You remember it well.

And we made this game harder.

I'll show you how hard it was.

Let's see.

-There's the director. The director?

I want to say hello to him.

NAOMASA MUSAKA

Good morning, director.

Thank you for your hospitality.

Good morning!

How's Mr. Musaka?

The attacking army took two different directions.

60 fighters survived.

27 of them will go to the Devil's Kingdom.

My chosen ones! You did well.

Now, you will face the Super Devil Kingdom.

-It's being diverted! Yes.

-What's that? There are only a few of us left.

You'll make it. Good luck! You got it?

It's tough! The door won't open!

SUPER KINGDOM OF THE DEVIL DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 126%

We are in the Devil's Kingdom.

There are demons lurking inside.

-And look! It just got harder. What?

It's spinning!

It's spinning. You won't know which way to go.

-Let me tell you again. No need!

-We're gonna run them down! Yes!

Listen! Don't let anybody through!

GOTO-LIGER NATSUKO TORAH

You won't get through!

Try and see.

-Yes! -And don't get smart!

The Devil's Kingdom, swept into Castle Ueda,

has become more difficult, since the labyrinth is now rotating.

Once you enter, there's no way to know which way is the end.

My name is Yoyo, I'm in the sprint, and I'm going to sh**t through it!

Attack!

They're standing on top.

It's not fair. They can see where you are from there.

They'll find you.

-You have to run. Yes.

-She fell on her own. That's how it works.

She dug her own hole.

She's laughing.

She's probably enjoying it.

Attack!

Good luck!

CHEWING YOGURT

Time to see what we're worth.

Yeah, show us.

START - FINISH

Get him!

FOURTH FORTRESS KINGDOM OF THE DEVIL

NINJAS ATTACK FROM ABOVE WITH WATER

-He ran away. He's fast.

-They got him. He couldn't run.

There goes his pretty face.

They got him all together.

How can they throw him away like that?

-They're too tough. It's funny, though, the way they threw him.

They did.

HAVE YOU SEEN TAKESHI'S CASTLE?

Yes, I've seen it since I was a kid.

I used to love to see it with my family.

Erica is Spanish and she likes cosplay.

She writes "Five Strangers," but now she's "One Stranger."

Attack!

Good luck!

-Probably no one will make it. Right.

ERICA MARTINEZ - SUPPORT ENGINEER

Get her!

Get her!

TERM

-I fell! No!

That was close.

Erica from Spain...

-She managed to avoid them. She's too close!

-She's almost back... Exactly!

If she'd opened the next door, she'd have finished.

Too close!

If you opened the door a second later...

-I chose the wrong door. Too bad.

But it's not just the rotation of the maze.

4 DEVILS - 2 NINJAS - UNCLE MUSAKA

Additional devils have been added.

NAOAKI YAMAMOTO SANDBOX PLAYER

Many fighters are caught immediately.

Too many!

Will anyone make it to the finish line?

It's an unrealistic game.

THE JEEK TAKEMATO

I feel like I'm in a dream world all the time.

Majima has been a Castle fan for 18 years.

CASTLE HISTORY MUSEUM

His website has all sorts of information about Takeshi Castle.

Including a lot of information about the Devil's Kingdom.

It is well prepared.

I will conquer the Devil's Kingdom...

He's making a fool of himself. I'll put it on silent when I fire.

I'll put it on when I'm about to fire.

-He's an avid fan. Yeah.

He's obsessed with Castle.

He's not like that!

What's he doing?

SATOSHI MAEGIMA

-It's Toka's joke. Yes.

Toka's joke...

-He knows where to go. He's prepared.

He's moving strategically.

-Find him! Come on!

TERM

He's done it!

What?

Fantastic!

DEVIL'S CAMERA

Find him!

-Did he come in? The devils were right behind him.

-Awesome! Did I come in? Did I make it?

Maegima showed amazing agility and escaped from the demons.

You passed, without a doubt!

-Bravo! I did it!

He's a rabid fan.

I won!

I'm a big Castle fan, and I wanted to win no matter what.

-I'm so glad I survived! Congratulations!

If I win, I'll get a free dinner. I'll have a veal.

-Who's paying? I'll have Peking duck.

I'll have the barbecue.

The others won't get away!

Attack!

Good luck!

Here I am at Takeshi Castle!

I'll give it my all!

MIYUKO ISAKA

Gotcha!

Already?

I got her!

No!

-What's he doing there? No!

-Come here! Too bad.

Too bad.

The other members of the student group

were caught immediately.

So much for dinner.

IBU HANJUDA - STUDENT GROUP

-I ran into Mr. Musaka right away. Did he catch you?

"I got her!"

What a cutie!

Here he comes.

Sausage, do you have a plan?

-A plan? Yes.

I have to get through.

I have to go this way, that way.

Hey!

Kasuga betrayed Takeshi's army and went with the others.

But he didn't live up to expectations.

Will he do better this time?

Good luck!

That's a nice charlotte.

Let's see.

Super Devil's Kingdom, let me in. Hey!

Okay. Okay.

-What was that? I hope at least one game gets through.

It's like my home visitation show.

TOSIAKI KASUGA - COMEDIAN

Close the door. Run!

The devils are gathering.

Run!

Did they get away?

They got him.

We got him!

Let me go!

Stay where you are!

They got him.

It's his fourth failure in a row.

After proving himself useless, he will be thrown out of Takeshi Castle.

Out!

Flying.

That's what happens to traitors!

Sit there and shut up!

At first you were calm, then you started running like a madman.

.

Yes...

I had no hope...

Only Maegima, the obsessed fan of Takeshi Castle, has survived so far.

HIROAKI SHINGKA

Will this be the end of the unqualified, after so much and so much has passed?

SHION IZUKA - IDOL

-It will fall!_-No!

YUI SHITOSE TOKYO THEATRICALS

Oh my! I'm a mess!

HEY. JJ. ERENCE

JOYONA FUGITAKA

JULIANA NO TATARI SAINT ENETSU

KEITA IKEY - TENNIS PLAYER

KEICO TAKEMATO

TOSHIHIRO MACHUMOTO RADIOLOGIST

I feel great!

Time to go!

The army's last fighter is...

He is.

Haru, the awesome high school student who's been through all the games so far.

He's a good runner, and in Nagano he came first in the 100 meters

when he was in the third grade.

-Are you having a good time at Takeshi Castle? -Very good.

I've never had a better time in my life.

Really? Yeah.

Attack! I'm counting on you!

Let's go!

YAHOO YAMAGUCHI

Haru!

MINORU - THE FATHER

TERM

There!

-He's fast! That way!

Perfect!

He's done it!

-Haru! There!

-There he is! That way! He's fast!

He's a kid.

-What was that? The others would have fallen as soon as they came out.

He's great!

What happened? Shall I whistle?

I did it!

This high school student got out of the maze in eight seconds.

He just passed the sixth fortress!

You jumped off the side.

I thought they'd catch me if I went back.

They were right behind me, so I jumped.

-You were fantastic! Congratulations!_-Thanks!

I did it!

In the Devil's Super Kingdom, the army did very well.

Two fighters survived.

2 SURVIVED

-I want to play that part again. Okay.

-I'll turn down the other suggestions. Thank you.

Count, I will return.

Thank you for your hospitality.

The battle against Count Takeshi is getting closer and closer.

Do what you can to advance!

What was Mr. Musaka doing here?

I asked him to come to Midoriyama,

and maybe he thought he was making a movie.

He thought he was here to work as an actor?

Yes, he did. He must be fighting with his agent now.

Then we have The Bridge.

And we made that game harder.

Let's take a look.

SUPER BRIDGE DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 142%

The bar's going crazy on the bridge.

This time, it's controlled by this guy.

IKO KANO - COMEDIAN

In short, this is exactly why I got into showbiz.

To handle this bar.

It's going to be the highlight of my 20-year career

my performance with the bar.

What does this mean to you, Eiko Cano?

It's my family.

It's a b*tch!

You surprised me!

-You got me! The end.

My back is burning.

My chosen ones! You did well.

This is the Super Bridge.

-Isn't it too high? Indeed.

It's hard, but I think you can do it. Get them!

Attack!

General Tani is bursting with energy. "Attack!"

Behold the Super Bridge.

Beautifully lit.

-We know what makes it harder. It's tall.

Well, we'll be super, too!

-Thank you. Is that enthusiasm?

Attack!

-Let me try! Good luck!

WE ARE MOSES - ATHLETE

He's very fast.

He fell.

-It's too high. Indeed.

You're going too fast, aren't you?

Wasn't he very fast?

Here, you're required to align your board perfectly with the bingo triangle.

Yume Moses is well over the finish line.

This team, with an average age of 50, has given it their all.

Team Hibia will now pass the test.

Are you always ready?

-We have the stubbornness. We do.

It's the only good thing about us.

We'll give it our all!

Attack!

I'll tear it up!

TOSHITAKA CHOSOY CLUB HIBIA

Good luck!

Zero momentum.

What happened?

Kano, you should have pulled back the bar!

What a rip-off!

You need to pick up more speed!

Kano's throwing them down too.

That was unfair!

Are you serious?

Let him go!

Attack!

I'll do my best!

Girl! I might let it pass.

EMIKO KANO - HOSPITAL

Is it getting closer?

No.

JUSHIN LIGER WRESTLER

-You want to finish? -I'm scared!

-You think? No, I can't! Stop!

-It's dangerous! It's too high.

Attack!

I'll make a miracle!

MASANUKI SUNAKOMA EDITOR OF ROCKET NEWS 24

TOGI MAKABE - WRESTLER

What did you do?

Then MANARUTAI, comedians with a million followers on YouTube,

will pass the test on behalf of the army.

Put down my bags!

-That's why we made MANARUTAI. Yes.

That's why we have a million followers.

-We'll all win. Yes, be good.

Nobody gets away from my bar!

Come on! Come on!

A million followers!

Attack!

TAKA - MANARUTAI

What happened?

Is he pushing you up there?

Makabe.

Bye-bye!

Dai and Keita both failed miserably.

DAI - COMEDY VIDEO MAKER MANARUTAI

-You want me to push you back? Yes, please!

-Since you're so close... Please!

No way!

KEITA - COMEDY VIDEO MAKER MANARUTAI

No one came by.

Maybe a Sasuke finalist?

Attack!

I'll make a miracle!

TOMOHIRO KAWAGUCHI SASUKE FINALIST

Don't, please! Yes...

Yes, there! You passed!

-Did I pass? -Yes! No, go ahead!

-No! A little further! What did you say?

-What are you doing? What?

If you get too much momentum, you'll fall.

Attack!

I'll stop where I have to!

TOMOYA NAKAMURA - SHOPKEEPER

Come in.

-He won't make it. He's good!

-He'll do it! He looks good!

Can you catch this?

TOMOKI - SON OF NAKAMURA

Did he make it?

-Almost! Did he make it?

What?

-That was close. He should be caught.

He's so far away.

-What? What do we do? Pull him back?

Yeah!

Should I?

All right!

All right, get down now!

-What? No way!

What kind of strictness is this?

-Too strict! Why?

For that long, he lost?

Isn't that acceptable?

How hard does it have to be?

As soon as the bar touched him a little,

his speed improved a lot.

-Yes. So the bar did him good.

Won't that be accepted?

All right, I guess so.

It's not right to have to align yourself completely!

It's unlikely to happen!

Is Takeshi Castle that absurd?

-Don't say that._-Enjoy it.

You bet. I'm having fun.

-Well done! Thank you! Thank you!

No one's passed the game yet.

Will someone please stop at the exact spot?

KANDA - AUN ACROBAT, VIDEO PRODUCER

DAHI OJAI - STUDENT

Takeshi! You will die!

-Give me a present!

RHYTAR AIHARA SPARTAN RUNNER

Let's go, baby!

RIOTA YOSHIDA - STUDENT

Thank you!

COTA SAKUMA - TEACHER

I don't care!

AMBERTO DE CELLIS ROMERO

Okay.

TETSUYA NIKI CLUB HIBILLA

What a nasty thing she is!

AKINKO DANCER

Let's see a miracle.

In my hands is what you want to see.

Good luck!

Last up is Maya, who is looking for love in the castle.

-She's looking for a man. Yes.

God of love, bless me with love!

Attack! Good luck!

I'm Maya and I'm going to play bingo!

MAYA - DANCE DUO

What about Maya?

-Slow down. Yes.

She won't make it.

Please! Spare me!

-You're too far from the finish line. Wait! You're a very nice boy.

-Me? You.

You think so?

-He wears a mask. I like you a lot!

-Really? Please don't do it!

Please stop!

-I like you! Is he taking her to the target?

No, sir!

Are you falling hard for me?

I love you with all my heart!

He said he loves me!

It can't be. They just met.

Please stop. Don't be cruel to me.

Is it a bingo?

Let me see what it's like to win.

-Okay! Ready?

Bingo!

What? Really?

.

Did she come in? He did it!

How did he get through?

Just like that?

Bingo!

If she passed, then so did the last one.

Bingo!

Mayaya stopped far from the goal.

Somehow she roasted Leiger and got the win!

What's going on?

I've never said "I love you" to anyone.

Was that your first time?

I said "I love you" for the first time.

You did?

Are you saying that's who you were looking for?

Yes! I'm going to marry him!

-Really? Congratulations! What's up?

Thank you!

What's up?

REVIEW 1

She's the only one who survived.

One by one, the fighters are wiped out in these fierce battles.

Will anyone make it to the battle against Count Takeshi?

-Count, what did you think? What was that?

Why did she tell him he was handsome?

How does he know?

He wears a mask. It was a tough game, though.

-It takes perfection. There's no hope.

-Can we give him a little leeway? Yeah.

Instead of that, we should have let the first guy through.

It was a tough game, and we learned how to play it.

-Right. Just so you know.

-I mean, if you beg, you can get through. What kind of game is that?

And the next game, Resurrection of the Lost One, is controversial.

-Let's see. Okay.

It's the final battle at Takeshi Castle. Two strongholds remain.

The army must be reinforced in order to bring down the main castle.

So, we played the Resurrection of the Lost One.

I don't want this to end.

We've been together every day for too long,

I liked you and I'm sad to say goodbye.

We're about to start sh**ting.

I'm so nervous!

In this new bunker, 50 people will try to return to the fight.

DIVING IN THE MUD

DAISKE SIMBA

In the mud lake you will find these capsules.

When you open them,

-you will see "Victory". Or "Defeat".

The Mogrider.

-Who will win? Who? Good luck!

-Dive in the mud. Let's go.

Let's go!

If you find a capsule with a "Victory" note, you return to the front.

FIND A CAPSULE IN THE MUD AND BRING IT TO THE MOGRIDER

He's fast.

-He found it. It's not easy to find them.

All right!

You have to take it to him.

FIRST 30 TO FIND CAPSULE RETURN TO THE FRONT

Only 30 people.

-I'm keeping one that says "Victory". Hurry!

I'm going!

Yes!

RETURNING TO THE FRONT

Already?

It says "Defeat".

-You don't come back if you find "Defeat".

-There must be a lot of capsules. It's perfect.

He did it!

He did it!

You have to find a victory capsule in the mud pond.

Only those lucky few will return to battle.

That's how you play Dive in the Mud!

-It says "defeat". Damn it!

"Defeat.

The production wants them dirty.

-Victory! Yay!

He did it. There you go.

It's from Sasuke.

-Please! Defeat.

It's "Defeat".

EMIKO KANO - HOSPITAL

YUKICHIYA TAMURA BOYS AND MEN

You can't even see his face.

I won!

HE'S RETURNING TO THE FRONT

Nice mud!

RETURN TO THE FRONT.

-We all did it! Hooray!

I did it!

RETURN TO THE FRONT!

A long line awaits the decision.

You can only hope to get there before the other winners.

Even if you're in the queue, you lose if 30 people are ahead of you.

-Hurry up! Five more!

Hurry up!

A few more will make it to the next bunker.

BUT FIVE MORE PEOPLE

I used to see you at Sasuke's when I was in high school.

I'm sorry, Mr. Yamamoto. "Defeat."

Don't stall!

-Hurry up! Come on, already! Cheri.

Cherie, shut up!

Not many left.

BUT TWO PEOPLE

-I don't want to lose. "Defeat".

I know you don't want to lose.

"ANOTHER PERSON

-That's it! Really?

They found the 30 people.

Too bad, and I had this...

HATTA

I wish he'd read them faster.

He was talking nonsense.

He's right.

You were too slow.

Oh, boy! He's being attacked!

They took Simba...

But I'm a successful comedian!

We don't care, you idiot!

You took your time doing your job, and we missed our turn.

You're so full of sh*t!

"Defeat."

YOU'RE A f*cking LOSER!

I was unlucky!

YODA YODA - CLUB HIBIYA

I didn't make it.

"Victory", damn it!

TOMOHIRO KAWAGUCHI

It was "Victory"!

Those who were eliminated got their revenge on Mogrider.

Along with them, a lapel mic ended up in the mud.

Is the microphone okay?

-No, it's broken. Yes, sir.

I guess that wasn't supposed to happen.

So 30 people got out of the mud and back to the front.

The final battle is coming up.

30 fighters came back.

The attacking army succeeded in bringing back the fighters.

Two strongholds remain. Get them, soldiers!

Have more fighters returned to the front?

We gave them too many chances here.

Many of the defeated have returned.

-It's like... Asakusa. Asakusa...

More and more people gathered there until they were over 20,000.

Like going back to the back of the line again?

Then they threw Simba in the mud.

I think a microphone broke, and they were yelling at him.

The old comedians weren't like that.

An old one would say "Stop!" and take out the microphone.

-"Stop" and he'd take it off. Like that.

And on "Stop," he'd wrap it up and hand it to the crew.

He'd wrap the wire?

The attackers are one battle away from a final showdown with Takeshi.

My chosen ones! You did well.

Behind you are the Super Brats.

And the Barres.

I think you're gonna make it. Good luck? Okay?

SUPER BRACES AND BARS DIFFICULTY: 120%

No one will pass.

Remember that! I've got three!

DAISKE SIMBA & TOMOSUKE MOGRIDER

-And four! I'm afraid.

"OOMPA LOOMPA" - COMEDIAN

-Is that Umegaki? Yes.

Mr. Satchikoko.

-It's a firm. Okay!

-Is that Satchihoko? Leave it in the castle!

-Mrs. Ako? Ako Wanda?

And this one?

CUME DAIU - COMEDIAN

Kume!

-Damn! Kume.

What's up?

-Awesome! Look at them!

Three men dressed as women.

We combined two difficult games.

Only one fighter won the Bares.

It's the toughest game yet.

The battle against Takeshi's army has reached its cl*max.

Only the fighters who win here will go to the final battle.

How will they do?

The first fighter is from the AUN, the acrobats who make videos.

So far, they've had an excellent showing.

I'm going to win!

AUN - ACROBATS & VIDEO MAKERS

Only Kada survived from the group.

The skills that gave him a wonderful victory in Bracara,

will help him be the first winner here?

Attack! Good luck!

-Takeshi, I'm coming! Okay!

Kanta!

FORTRESS EXCTO SUPER BRACELETS AND BARS

CROSS THE SWINGING BRIDGE AVOIDING THE BARS

Get through!

KANDA - AUN STUNTMAN & VIDEO MAKER

Fantastic!

He did it!

Well done!

The first fighter has crossed the Bratzares.

He'll continue with the Bars, a game only one fighter has passed.

SUPER BRACELETS AND BARS

SATCHIHOKO SPRAYS THEM WITH BUBBLES.

CROSS THE SWINGING BRIDGE AVOIDING THE BARS

You got it!

KUME DAIYU CONTROLS THE ba*ls

-He'll do it. Awesome! He's almost there!

Don't stop! Go for it!

IT'S HAPPENING

-Fantastic! I did it!

Amazing!

Yes.

He did it! Well done!

How? He won.

Damn!

Kanda won this tough game masterfully.

The swaying fabric bridge has succumbed to his power.

And he easily escaped from the last bar.

He's going into the final battle. He was outstanding!

You fool! You let the first fighter win!

Make sure no one else gets through!

ADD A CANON

Angered, Takeshi Castle activated an additional rule.

Well! It changes the direction of rotation.

CLOCKWISE COUNTERCLOCKWISE

There!

Umegaki changed the rotation direction of the middle bar.

This brings the failure rate up to 150%.

What will happen to the attacking army?

Whoa! He's changed direction.

-What? It's not fair!

What is this?

-Are you kidding? It's hard.

I wanted to learn from him, and they go back and forth.

Scary castle.

Attack!

I believe in myself, and I'm gonna kick a*s!

I'M GOING TO BE A WAITER AT THE IDOL CAFE.

I'm scared!

No!

I want to win and bring down Takeshi Castle.

Haru, the awesome high school student,

has passed every game so far.

Will he pass this one to go back to Yabusame?

I'll change it again! Let me see you!

Now all the bars are rotating clockwise.

The degree of difficulty has peaked.

DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 200%

They changed the time again, it's going that way.

MINORU, THE FATHER

-Really. Oh, boy! The time has changed!

Nobody noticed.

-It's the right level. Yes?

Suitable for Haru.

-A fine father. So it should be.

Let's go!

Haru!

YARU YAMAGUCHI - HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT

-No! Really?

-Even Haru couldn't... Really?

Even Haru couldn't beat this outrageous game.

Haru was eliminated.

HATTA

What do you plan to do with Takeshi Castle?

I intend to tear it down and tear it to pieces!

I'll turn it to dust!

Attack!

I am Maya!

Kisses! I'll give it my all!

Maya, you're a goddess!

MAYAYA - DANCE DUO

What happened?

-I thought... What was that?

HATTA

Come on! The dance of Takeshi Castle!

Takeshi!

They're ecstatic.

Good luck!

-That's funny. Go get 'em.

Marina Takeiaki, video maker for home exercise,

with over three million followers, is the next to compete.

-Over three million? Amazing.

I guess she has a chance.

I'll do my best!

-Go for it! She's a doll!

Marina!

How's she doing?

MARINA TAKEWAKI VIDEO MAKER FOR HOME EXERCISE

It's a huge set!

It's coming through there.

If you stand there, it pushes you.

Look, he pushed her.

Watch it.

I'm scared!

What will he do now?

-Should he go upstairs? Look out!

-He almost fell. It's a miracle.

That was close.

All right!

He couldn't stay!

-That was close! It's hard.

The queen of physical training had excellent balance.

Unfortunately, she couldn't get past the third bar and failed.

-I'll be damned. I understand.

-I'll do more gymnastics. Really?

I need to get my legs stronger to jump the bar.

If you jumped a little more, things would be different.

Yeah. I need to strengthen my legs.

Don't give up on this tough game.

Come on!

Attack!

ATTACK

YASUYUKI HATORI CHAIRMAN OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY COMPANY

GABRIEL FLORES - ENGLISH TEACHER

RAIMU SINGOKU FORMER NATIONAL TEAM PLAYER

Grandpa!

SATOSHI MAEJIMA DIRECTOR OF THE "TAKESHI CASTLE" MUSEUM

Tell me what you've been through.

I'm off!

IPEI SUYAMA - CLUB HIBIYA

ERIKA MARTINEZ ENGINEER

MAYAYA & CHITAN

Next, the Sasuke team that has conquered a few strongholds so far,

will face this test.

Well done! Don't spread your legs so wide.

Will one of them be the second winner of the game, after Kada?

I'm going to kick a*s!

YUJI URUSHIHARA WINS TWICE AT SASUKE

It's dangerous!

Why?

Why?

-How did this happen? He didn't see it.

-It's coming from above. That's good.

-He did it. Another one!

-He did it. Come in.

-Well done. He's good, as expected.

Don't stop!

I'm gonna kick your a*s.

You hear me?

Do you hear me?

-It's very difficult. But it's fun.

You have to cross the swinging fabric bridge.

Look at the bubbles.

Come on!

Good!

Waiting between gaps is a good strategy.

Look out!

-Watch out! No!

I guess...

No mercy. The bars are hitting you in the head from everywhere.

As expected of a Sasuke member, he kept going even when cornered.

He reached the halfway point of this difficult journey.

He came too close.

He was good.

The star of the Sasuke team, Morimoto, aka Sasuke Jr,

failed miserably.

YUSUKE MORIMOTO, SASUKE JUNIOR

Even Hioki, the finalist, couldn't get past

this most difficult fortress.

MASASHI SNOWY - STORE MANAGER

Why did you lose?

Did you hear that?

I was struck down by the malice of Takeshi Castle.

It was difficult.

Sato the park runner is next.

I'll be careful, as the final battle is decided.

Show everyone how awesome the parkourists are.

Oh, yeah!

I'm going to the finish line.

JUNE SATO - PRESIDENT OF THE PARKOUR ASSOCIATION

Good luck!

-Good idea.

Watch out, here he comes!

Watch your head.

Come on!

That's it! Go!

-Stay calm. I hope he wins.

Go for it!

Keep going!

It's starting.

You'll lose your balance!

What's he doing? I see, he's bubbling.

Keep going!

Look out! Okay, okay, okay!

It's a narrow gap.

No! No!

-Don't give up! You can!

Whoa! Look!

He's taking advantage of the gap.

Gaps are not the same size.

It's a miracle.

He hit him in the shoulder.

What's he gonna do now?

He didn't make it.

No mercy. He's pouring water on him.

He'll be busted.

-On the unstable bridge... He didn't make it.

The park rider Sato had excellent balance.

-Amazing. Yeah.

-But then he swayed too much._-Yes.

For his effort that brought him close to the goal, he received the Fighting Award.

It's tough to hit the head.

Finally, the girls from the student team will compete.

They fought in all the battles, but didn't get through any games.

They managed to survive and won a Fighting Award.

WILL THEY WIN FOR THE FIRST TIME? WILL THEY MAKE IT TO YABUSAME?

I got her!

Since we've come this far, we have to go to the final.

We'll give it our all!

Good luck!

They're cute. I'm going to give them a special present.

Let's go counterclockwise!

Now the third bar is turning counterclockwise,

so you don't have to jump over it. The game just got easier.

Very lucky!

I don't want to make my friends cry.

Katomiri!

MIRI HOUSE - STUDENT TEAM

-It's dangerous. It's dangerous.

-Everybody fails here. You're not seeing it clearly.

Yeah, and then the barrier pushes you.

He got the hell out of there.

He pushed her butt.

.

Ishaka is batting second.

She made it to the bars, but she fell into the water immediately.

Last to fight is Hanyuda.

Good luck, Ibu!

Ibu.

IBU HANJUDA

-Good, he's following the bars. He'll do well.

She'll make it.

-Good idea to follow the bars. Yes.

-Trouble. He'd better wait a while.

He's doing fine.

Keep going. That's it.

Push the button. Come on!

Come on!

-It's Ako! "It's Ako," he says.

He stops between them.

It's a narrow gap.

Watch out.

She's good.

Good.

-She's thin. She fits between. Yes.

-Okay. Will she make it?

Look out!

Will it pass? It's going through!

He's gonna make it.

-Sometimes, it's a big bar. Yeah.

-He did it! He did it!

Fantastic!

-Did she come in? Did she come in?

IT'S HAPPENING

Did I make it?

Well done!

Hanyuda moved without moving the bridge at all.

She successfully passed the super version of the game,

which even Team Sasuke couldn't do!

Unbelievable! Even Team Sasuke lost here.

-Well done! -You were excellent.

-Thanks a lot! We really wanted someone to win.

-I'm so glad! Thank you!

-Great energy! Yes.

-Keep it up! Good luck! Yes!

You win!

Two fighters finished the game.

Along with Sato, who won the Fighting Award,

will go into the final battle.

3 SURVIVORS

Three passed.

-Three? Yes.

-Are there still survivors? Yes.

-It's because we made it a little easier. Yes.

-It was a very hard game. Yes.

Well, Count!

-It's time for the final battle. Good!

We'd like to ask you to join the battle. k*ll them!

-What do you think? What?

-You can't? Don't talk nonsense. I'm over 75.

Aren't you going to fight?

-We want you with us. Yes.

On this occasion, I have...

That's what modern technology is for.

I've got someone else lined up.

I wanted you to fight, but you say you have an amazing assistant.

We're heading over there.

-Let's go. Who's the assistant?

-We're leaving now. Let's go.

Let's go get 'em.

-Finally, we're here. Finally!

We did it!

What do I do?

It's different. I can feel the tension in the atmosphere. It's nice, though.

You can feel it. It's the final battle.

Eventually, the parkourists will get in the vehicle.

You know, "I'll be right back."

I guess it doesn't really suit him.

Now Chief Kimura's joined the army.

The fighting spirit of the attackers is at its peak.

You might get lucky.

I'm dying to see this.

At last, the time of the final battle has arrived.

Good!

The opponents?

Hayato Tani, Subaru Kimura! We're going to crush you!

Come and get us!

-Sit and you'll see! Yes!

The battle is in its most important phase.

You think I haven't prepared?

-What? How?

Let's go.

Now we'll find out what Count Takeshi has prepared.

TENSHIN NASAWA

TENSHIN NASAWA

Fantastic!

What do you have to say now? Here's your opponent. Nice surprise?

Tenshin Kaskawa!

-Here he comes! Our assistant is a star!

-We have a tough guy with us. Yes!

-Okay! Nice to meet you.

This way.

-Nice to meet you. Thank you.

-Welcome, Tenshin Nascowa! Thank you!

Great guy!

What made you come here?

Mr. Takeshi told me it's the match of the century.

He said that?

Yes, and he asked me to win it. That's why I came.

-You're the man for a big fight. Absolutely.

-You can count on him. He's the strongest.

-Indeed. No doubt.

-Perfect. Count!

-Did he surprise you? Not only that.

-He'll hit them hard. Of course.

-Absolutely. Thank you.

-I'm counting on you, kid! Thanks!

-"Kid." Thank you. Whatever Mr. Takeshi wants.

-General Tani! Yes!

We have Tenshin Nascowa with us!

-I confess I didn't see it coming. Of course.

The three we have left are chewing iron.

Yes, sir.

-Our three great warriors. Will you say a few words?

Tell them.

I have no idea how strong Mr. Tenshin Kaskawa is.

But I'm gonna kick his a*s!

-He says he doesn't know who you are.

He's horny!

And I'm going to kick his a*s!

Perfect!

-And she's ready for anything. Yes!

What the hell!

I can't beat him with my fist.

But if we fight with ba*ls, I can beat him.

I'll do everything I can to take him down!

I'm sure you've never been told anything like that before.

-Is it breaking you up? Yeah.

Prepare to die.

-All right! Let's go!

To the final battle,

the game is Super Yabusame.

The attackers were tested in Yabusame three more times.

WINNER, THE TAKASHI ARMY

WINNER, THE ARMY OF TAKESHIS

Each time they failed to hit the target.

Thank you!

In the final battle, Yabusame was upgraded.

Surprise!

This time, both w*r vehicles will be moving.

Every moment is precious as they approach.

It will be more difficult for both of them to find the target.

The army will win if it puts the ball inside the red target.

The Takeshi army will win if it hits the opponent's target.

In the case of success or failure of both, we have a draw.

The attacking force must aim at the small hole on the moving vehicle.

They saved their toughest game for this last battle.

And as the tension in preparation for the battle has reached a peak, it has begun to rain.

A little higher up.

Last time, the first round went to Ryu.

Now it's Kanda.

-Your shirt has changed color. - Indeed.

It's the symbol of his effort.

The trials he's been through.

-It used to be white. It doesn't survive.

Kanda had an excellent record and several successes.

Will he defeat the famous Tenshin Nascowa?

-I'll give it my all. Good luck!

-We're counting on you! Okay!

You got it!

-Those three are strong. Yes.

I'll fight tooth and nail.

I'll beat him, so the other two won't play.

-Do your best! Absolutely!

Super Yabusame, round one.

SUPER YABUSAME DIFFICULTY LEVEL: 200%

Let's go!

Let the first round of the latest version of Yabusame begin!

Three, two...

Get them!

...one.

Tear him up!

Tear him up!

I got him!

THE ARMY IS DEFEATED

He didn't make it.

VICTORIOUS, THE ARMY OF TAKESHI

Perfect!

To Super Yabusame,

it's extremely difficult to hit the small and fast-moving target.

It requires such perfect timing that even Kanda couldn't do it.

Unfortunately, he couldn't even hit the hoop around the target.

On the other hand, Tenshin hit the target on the moving vehicle.

To be expected, from a warrior with a hawkish look in his eye.

-Fantastic, Mr. Tenshin! Great guy!

-Thank you. I beat him. Yeah.

-I think you got him with the first ball. Probably.

-That went well. Just as planned.

-What do you mean? You won very easily.

-Look at the others. Easy.

-We're counting on you. Perfect.

Super Yabusame, round two.

Takeshi's army came from there.

I've never worn a microphone before.

I'm very happy.

Their target is huge, and mine is a tiny one.

I think it's a matter of luck.

I'm gonna make a miracle.

As a general, I will protect Takeshi Castle at all costs.

-Hold up the flag. Sure.

You've got your sights set on the hearts of beautiful students, don't you?

Okay, I shouldn't have said that. I know...

Is Hanyuda going to work a miracle? Will she crush Tenshin?

-You're gonna win? I'm gonna put the ball in.

-Let's go for the win! Thank you!

Here we go.

The second round of Yabusame.

Three...

two...

one.

-He didn't put anyone in. He didn't hit her.

Did you see that?

Surprisingly, the army target wasn't hit.

If Hanjuda put the ball inside the opponent's target, he wins.

Unfortunately, although some of her shots were great, none of them hit the target.

Tensin barely dodged her fire.

In the second round of the Super Yabusame, both sides failed.

We have a tie.

Super Yabusame, round three.

At last, we've reached the final battle of Takeshi Castle.

FINAL MATCH

The attacking army with about 400 fighters

faced a total of 28 forts.

With the help of their comrades-in-arms they reached the final battle.

One Yabusame remains in the fight against the army of the hated Takeshi.

The last fighter is the parkourist Sato.

Will he achieve the goal the army has been chasing for so long?

Watch. Pay attention.

-I've come this far, I must win. Great.

-Okay. Great!

-Good luck! I got it!

Attack!

Let's go!

It's the last round.

I'm gonna crush him.

The third round of Super Yabusame.

Here we go!

-Three... Drink his blood!

...two...

Let's go!

...one.

The final battle at Takeshi Castle.

It appeared that Tenshin had hit the target,

but it was a bouncing ball that hit from behind, so it's a no-go.

So if Sato hit his ball into Tensin's target,

we'd have a dramatic victory.

He hit a ball around the rim around the goal,

but it didn't go in, so he lost.

Army fought valiantly, but, unfortunately, was defeated.

The winner is Takeshi's army.

-f*ck us! f*ck us!

Good for you!

Thank you.

-I defended the castle. Yes.

We should make it a weekly thing.

-Weekly? All the employees will get away.

All right. Shall we say it now?

The winner is the army of Takeshi!

We won!

It's a shame we lost. Thank you for a good effort!

-Thank you. -Thank you.

How was it?

I could see the goal, but it was very difficult to achieve it.

Sometimes it's just a matter of luck at Takeshi Castle.

I hope you'll try again.

May the day come when we can bring down the impregnable castle!

All right!

Good. Attack!

Thus, the Takeshima army repelled the attackers.

-Well... How was it?

-He was good, wasn't he? A great assistant!

-Fantastic! He won easily. Thank you.

-They weren't his equals, were they? No.

You know what? Honestly, I think

no one can pass Yabusame. I bet.

The last one was the hardest.

This season no one beat us.

Then what do we do? Another season?

Another season?

-We'll do it. Yes!

In another 34 years.

That would be nice too, but...

Are we gonna wait that long for the next season?

It depends on the viewers.

Yes. We hope they like it.

We'll see each other again.

-In the second season, I hope. Thank you very much!

Bye!

-Thank you, Count. Thank you.

Excellent work.

Approximately 400 people attempted to conquer Takeshi Castle,

but they failed and were wiped out.

The history of the reborn Takeshi Castle is over for this period.

Until we meet again, goodbye!

It's over! Thank you very much!

It was very nice.

You did very well.

-I'll make a Yabusame. No way.

-Wasn't it fantastic? Yes!

Takeshi Castle is k*lling it!

I really wanted to win. Anyway, everyone put in a hard effort.

So it's all good.

This show is a great experience.

Cherie, good!

I've become friends with a lot of people. Even a guy with a painted nose.

The Japanese are very polite. Thank you.

Did you get it?

You're welcome! Let me stay here.

We came from far away Nagoya.

-We worked very well together. Really.

-I'm going to cry. Really.

A sweetheart!

It's fun because there's no script and everyone's very serious.

It's up to us whether they win or lose the game.

I'm gonna have a hard time.

Nothing compares to Takeshi Castle.

I did great on the Slime Quiz.

For me, it's been an enjoyable and unique experience.

I had the most fun I've ever had in my life.

Bye-bye!

-Don't fall in love with me! Fall in love with me!

We had a lot of fun!

Thank you!

See you, Cheetan!

The sight of the castle gate alone gives us a thrill.

It's fantastic.

I want to put on a similar show called "Osamu Castle".

You said you wanted to do it in the future.

This is the new Takeshi Castle.

I'm from the old one, but I don't feel any different.

Okay?

♪ I don't know what to do ♪