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01x13 - Darlin' Dos - Bad Hair Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "TrollsTopia". Aired: November 19, 2020.*
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Join Poppy and other enchanting characters as they live together in harmony from DreamWorks Animation's hit film, Trolls World Tour (2020).

01x13 - Darlin' Dos - Bad Hair Day

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You could do it solo ♪

But then you'd be

all by yourself ♪

Yo! So it'd be more fun

To share this one ♪

With someone else ♪

Together we will soar

Across the sky and beyond ♪

So turn up your voice ♪

Stand up and sing along ♪

All different voices ♪

Everybody now! ♪

Our melodies ringing ♪

We're livin' in harmony ♪

Yeah, we're

livin' in harmony ♪

Our song is much stronger

With every Troll singing ♪

We're livin' in harmony ♪

Troll, Troll, Troll, Troll

Dang. Is it normal

in "Troll, Troll, Bergen"

to go 20 minutes without

pickin' a Bergen?

No. But this is

"Troll, Troll, Bergen Deluxe."

- Troll, Troll, Bergen!

- Woo-hoo!

- Oh, my guh! Safe!

- Yay!

All right, I'm it, ya'll!

Troll.

Troll. Troll. Tro

Uh! My stars! Poppy, your hair!

- Um. What about my

- Hush, hush, hush!

The texture. The body.

Ooh! The follicle integrity!

Oh, Poppy, when it

comes to hair stylin',

I consider myself a bit

of an amateur professional.

Will you let me do your hair?

Lemme check my calendar.

Hmm, no, doesn't look

like I'm scheduled

to turn down the greatest idea

I've ever heard. So, yes!

- Well, then, buckle up, girl.

- Whoo!

'Cause we're about to put

some woo-hoo in that 'do!

Come on ♪

Yeehaw! ♪

You'll be pretty as a peach ♪

When I'm thru with you ♪

Gonna give my girl

a down home 'do ♪

Imma do it up nice

Just the way we like ♪

A little extra sugar

A little extra spice ♪

I'm gonna brush

it, gonna fluff it ♪

Gonna get it standin' up

Like we do back home ♪

Like we do back home ♪

I'm gonna lift

it, gonna twist it ♪

Set it with a final spritz

Like we do back home ♪

Like we do back home ♪

Like we do back home ♪

So, what do you think?

- Wow! I mean, it's so

- Big!

Oh, I know! Bigger than

a Country Troll Mile!

Don't you love it?

Holly, I

love it!

- You don't love it.

- Oh Not exactly! Ah!

What I loved was enjoying

some BFF bonding with her

through hair care. Ah!

But you don't love the hair.

- Branch, it's so big!

- Poppy, not to get all "voice of reasony" on you,

but it's your hair.

Style it the way you want.

You mean undo Holly's do?

No, that would crush her.

Not to mention,

you'd be chancing yourself

- a Holly Darlin' Guilt Trip.

- Guilt Trip?

What's that?

The kinda trip where you ain't

gonna stop to pick out souvenirs.

You see, Holly is

particularly adept

at makin' a Troll feel real

guilty for wrongdoing.

I once forgot to

RSVP to her party.

When she unleashed

them six little words.

I'm not mad.

I'm just disappointed.

Well, there won't be any guilt

trips or hurt feelings today.

In time, I'll simply

grow to love my big hair.

Ah!

So, I'm like 90 minutes

into this major jam sesh,

and I, like, start

feeling these emotions.

Like real, genuine

feelings and

Are you even listening to me?

Yes! Don't stop now.

Keep being vulnerable!

Eh, we can talk

about this later.

No! Come back!

Ugh!

Ah!

Open up to me!

Um. Poppy? You're

obstructing my view.

- Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

Oh! Sorry!

- Um. Poppy?

- Sorry.

- Uh, Poppy?

- Sorry.

- Excuse me, Poppy?

- So sorry!

- Poppy.

- Sorry!

- Uh, excuse me!

- Sorry.

- Ahem. Can't see.

- Sorry.

Down in front!

Okay!

My hair is just too big!

So you're gonna get it styled

the way you want

and just tell Holly

it was too big? Right?

You're gonna do what I said?

- Absolutely not.

- No, no, of course not.

I can't just change the hair or

Holly will know I don't like it.

But if I were to tell her

a freak accident happened,

like, I slipped on a banana

cupcake, slid uncontrollably,

and fell right into the mouth

of a hair-eating crunch clover,

I'd have no choice,

but to change it! Hmm?

- So you're gonna lie to Holly?

- I'm not gonna lie.

'Cause we're gonna make

that happen for reals.

Ugh! Well, that's

enough cupcake for me!

Guess I'll just

throw it wherever!

Ugh, why don't we just put the

cupcake right next to the plant?

Psh, yeah, 'cuz that's not suspicious.

Take two!

Take 47!

Huh?

We did it!

Yay!

And then the plant chomped

the whole hairdo right off!

So, you see, Holly, that's why

my hair is back to normal.

And not for any other reason.

Oh, no. Poppy, that

Ugh, that's just awful.

You loved that big hair!

Mm. It was very big.

Well, don't you worry.

This ain't your fault.

It's the fault of whoever

discarded that banana cupcake!

- And I'm gonna find 'em.

- Wait, what?

Gee, Holly, you don't

have to do this.

I don't think there's any way

to know who left that cupcake.

- It was Branch!

- Wha!

See, right there on the wrapper!

Oh! I'd recognize his adorable

little fingerprints anywhere!

That Branch is gonna get

the guilt trip of a lifetime!

- But

- Hyah!

No. No, no, no!

Mm. After a full day

of trying to understand Poppy,

there's nothing better than a glass

of finely aged groundwater seepage.

You've earned this, Branch.

You've earned this.

Branch! She's coming!

You've gotta get away!

Take only what you need!

What? Poppy?

Who's coming?

Huh?

I see you've packed yourself

a bag, Branch.

Fittin', seeing as how

you're about to go on

a trip.

Wait, uh, Holly.

Let, let's just talk this over.

Tell me, Branch. Do you have any idea

how long it takes to get really big hair?

- Uh I, I mean

- Course you don't.

You're too busy

havin' yourself a good ol time,

droppin' cupcakes for

Trolls to slip on,

to even consider the commitment it takes

to get really, really big hair. Hmm!

Ah!

Poppy loved that hair, Branch.

Poppy, tell him how much

you loved that hair.

- I

- She loved that hair!

And after years of being

nothing but a good friend,

you repay her by

takin' that away? Hmm!

Oh! Ugh!

The guilt! So intense!

Why didn't you love the hair, Branch?

Why? Hmm!

Oh. Ah!

I'm sorry that I made you mad!

Oh, Branch, honey.

I'm not mad

- Huh?

- Guh!

- I'm just disappoint

- No!

No?

I told Branch to drop that cupcake.

- So that I would slip on it.

- Poppy?

The architect of your own do's

undoing? But, but why?

Because

I didn't like the hair.

Sorry, Holly. It was just too big and

I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

But now I realize that's silly.

I mean, we're good friends.

And when good friends tell the truth,

it doesn't hurt their feelings.

Well, actually it

does hurt my feelings.

Real bad.

- Oh.

- But, Poppy, girl,

sometimes feelings get hurt.

I'll get over that.

It's your hair.

You're entitled to style it

however you please.

Huh. Thanks, Holly.

And, yeah,

I can style it however I please!

Uh! Maybe I'll get a mohawk!

Ooh, yeah,

as an amateur professional,

I'm gonna have to veto that one.

- It's so cold, it's so cold

- Branch!

Oh, Branch, I am so sorry

I got you guilt tripped.

Whoo! I gotchu good!

Tell you what, I'm gonna find

some way to make it up to you.

So, what do you think?

Well, Holly, unlike Poppy,

I have no problem telling people

exactly how I feel,

so you better believe

when I tell you

I love it!

Trolls! Trolls!

I just spotted them approaching!

So give it up for the Hard Rock

Tribe's most popular band! It's

Yay!

Bad Hair Day!

- Bad Hair Day! All right!

- Branch?

Since when are you

such a huge fan of Bad Hair Day?

Uh, since you opened the door to

inter-tribal cultural exchange?

Trolls, Trolls, go, Trolls ♪

What's happening to my hand?

Totally normal the first time

you hear Bad Hair Day.

Just lean into it, man!

It feels like I'm gonna,

like I'm gonna

Demo called it "my rock-wakening."

- Oh!

- Poppy!

- Val!

- I still can't believe you got Bad Hair Day

to play here in TrollsTopia!

You really came through

on this one, Popsqueak.

Pound it.

Aw!

Sure, whatevs.

'Scuse me.

Branch! Did you see how far

Val and I are coming along?

We've never been close enough

to fist bump before!

I mean, yeah, she

didn't blow it up,

but that just means there's another

milestone to achieve in our friendship!

But, yeah, whatevs.

Uh, okay. Anyway,

I wanted you to meet Petra,

my best friend from back home.

She follows Bad Hair Day

to all their shows!

Guilty as charged.

Your best friend? Val, how?

How did I not know about this?

I don't even have a personalized

gift basket to welcome you.

Good thing I have these

catch-all emergency baskets!

This one. No, no, no, this one.

Oh, here. No, here!

You must be that Troll

Val's told me so much about.

The one who got her

to go to Girls Night?

Eh, wasn't that big a deal.

We made friendship bracelets!

Okay, Poppy, you're at a

full on double rainbow.

Gonna need you to dial it

back down to a single.

Come on, Petra. You gotta see

Rock Hollow before the show.

What d'ya know,

Val Thundershock opening up,

introducing you to her friend.

It just shows how far

TrollsTopia has come

You're thinking you should've gone

with the other basket, right?

Yes! Petra, wait,

why don't you just take both?

Val? Petra?

- I'm tellin' you, V.

- Huh?

It's so obvious!

This TrollsTopia thing is changing you.

You're losing your edge!

What? No. I mean, okay,

I thought so too at first,

but it's not that bad.

Then how come you signed

your last letter "XOXO."

'Cuz they look like tiny

little skulls and crossbones.

- Hmm?

- Okay, fine, I see your point.

See! This place

is making you soft, mate.

You're Val Thundershock

for rock's sake!

You've gotta move back home

before it's too late!

You mean leave TrollsTopia?

Oh, no.

Look, let's go have

a true rocker hang.

After a little extreme fun,

I bet you'll be packing

your bags by sunset.

We want Bad Hair!

We want Bad Hair!

Petra's trying to get Val to leave

TrollsTopia forever! What am I gonna do?

- Well, maybe

- Yes! I have to follow them

and make sure Val doesn't forget how great

life here is so she decides to stay!

Great advice, friend.

- But I didn't

- Bye!

So, is there anything good

to smash around here, or what?

Hello, ladies.

What are we up to?

- Uh

- Uh

No ideas?

Well I have a few, come on!

How about we indulge in one

of Val's favorite desserts:

Klaus Von Frousting's

cupcake à la mode.

- Ooh.

- Which you can only get here in TrollsTopia.

Cute. But I brought Val a little

treat from the Hard Rock Tribe.

Cupcake à la 'splode!

Here, in TrollsTopia, the Dune

Huggy can race and embrace!

That was

- Bo-ring!

- Huh?

You wanna real thrill?

You gotta ride a

Rock Moto Critter!

Yeah!

Okay.

- I get it. You can stop!

- Incoming!

Woo-hoo!

- Okay!

Huh?

Who's up for a song about what

makes TrollsTopia so great?

This is a place like ♪

No one's ever known ♪

We got a little

bit of everything ♪

And we get to call it home ♪

Different kinds of magic ♪

Different kinds of fun ♪

Different kinds of

voices in harmony ♪

So sweet every single one ♪

Yeah, you know

There ain't nowhere else ♪

Quite like it ♪

And never once

In our history ever was ♪

Nothin' better than knowin'

We're united ♪

If you love it here

Then raise your hair ♪

To TrollsTopia ♪

To TrollsTopia ♪

Look, Popsqueak, I have no idea

why you felt the sudden urge

to sing a song detailing the

virtues of TrollsTopia

But it was pretty awesome!

Oh, well, that's 'cuz TrollsTopia

is a pretty awesome place.

Actually, I've been wanting

to talk to you about that

I overheard something

earlier and

Val! You won't

believe what I got!

V.I.T. passes

to meet Bad Hair Day backstage!

Uh!

No, this, this rocks too hard.

Brain can't handle

sudden thrillage.

Body shutting down. Ah!

Aw, sorry, "Ploppy",

only got two passes.

Guess it'll just be me and Val

hanging out hard rock style

while you're out here.

Thanks, mate.

Oh, I am getting backstage.

Pass.

Look, I don't have a V.I.T. pass.

But from what I understand,

no Hard Rock Troll

can resist these

Cupcakes à la 'splode?

My favorite!

Now let me think,

which flavor should I choose?

Uh, think?

But the fuses are burning.

Oh, just gimme a second.

Ooh!

Or on the other hand

Heh. They're all the same!

Ah! Cupcake in the hole!

- Yes! First in line.

- Ugh!

Poppy?

Are you okay?

No, Branch!

Petra took Val backstage

and I just know she's talking

her into moving away!

Wait, no, I meant, are you

okay from that expl*si*n?

Ugh! What am I

gonna do, Branch?

- Uh

- Yeehaw! We're goin' in!

Yeah. It's a tough one.

Wanna talk about it inside?

Val can't leave now.

We were just becoming friends.

I have to convince her to stay.

Well

Poppy, look,

I love how much you

love your friends.

But sometimes

loving your friends

means letting them make

their own decisions.

- You think so?

- I do.

And sometimes

you have to let people go,

if that's what they want.

If that's what they

really, really want.

Bad Hair Day!

You're talking about you

and this concert, aren't you?

I'm talking about that,

but it applies to Val, too.

Get in there.

And thanks.

You're welcome.

Bad Hair Day!

Woo-hoo!

Ah!

Hello, TrollsTopia!

This first one's called

"Heart to Heart."

It starts with an

extra-long lead-in,

in case you need

to talk to another Troll

and get something

off your chest.

You know, like a

"Heart to Heart."

Hey, Val.

I'm gonna miss you

if you leave TrollsTopia.

But I support you,

whatever choice you make.

And, I get it if you decide

to go back home.

Dude, what are you talking about?

I'm not going anywhere.

- What? But Petra?

- I talked to Petra. She understands.

Yeah. When we were backstage,

she told me the Troll she's changing

into is the Troll she wants to be.

So, I guess I'm cool with that.

I mean, how could I

give up all of this?

Different Trolls

from different tribes

doing life together

in their different ways,

it could only happen

in TrollsTopia. Am I right?

Aw!

Now, c'mon,

we got a concert to rock out to.

Bad Hair Day! Bad Hair Day!

- I don't believe it.

- Wow. She blew it up, eh?

That's a real milestone

in your friendship!

I know.

So, you wanna?

- Yeah, nah, way too soon.

- Right, yeah, I get that.

Voices in harmony ♪

So sweet every single one ♪

Yeah, you know

There ain't nowhere else ♪

Quite like it ♪

And never once

In our history ever was ♪

Nothin' better

Than knowin' we're united ♪

If you love it here

Then raise your hair ♪

To TrollsTopia ♪

To TrollsTopia ♪