01x10 - Trashimal

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme song playing]

[gasps]

Oh!

[gasps]

Honk honk!

Trash Truck!

-Yay!
-[chuckles]

[giggles]

Let's go!

Woo-hoo!

Come on!

-[chuckles] Hey! They're here!
-Hi, Trash Truck.

-[honks]
-Hey, guys!

-Hey, Hank.
-[Ms. Mona] Hi, boys.

[Donny] We're gonna have some fun!

-[Hank] Yeah!
-[Trash Truck chuckles]

[all laughing together]

[Hank reading]

Roar!

I'm gonna eat you.

No, you can't eat me.

I'm made of metal.

Now, let's go eat pizza.

-[car horn honks]
-Daddy!

-Hi, Dad!
-Hey, buddy.

-What's for dinner?
-I got something special.

What'd you get?
Hamburgers? French fries? Pizza?

What is that?

It's cauliflower.

-It's for dinner.
-Ugh, yuck!

Ah, this is good!
It's healthy. It tastes great.

No way, blegh!

I don't wanna eat that stuff.

Trust me. You're gonna love it. I promise.

-Ugh, yuck.
-Oh, good. There you are, Hank.

I got you pants
and a shirt for school.

Aren't they adorable?

No.

I thought it would be nice
to comb your hair.

You're gonna look so cute!

I don't wanna wear that or eat that.

What's wrong with my clothes?

Trash Truck doesn't wear clothes.

Well, Trash Truck isn't a kid.

Well, I don't wanna be a kid!

Uh… I don't know
how you're gonna change that, Hank.

Well, from now on,
I am not gonna be a little kid anymore.

-Huh.
-Um…

Can I go play?

Uh-huh. Okay.
We'll call you when dinner's ready.

-Hmm.
-[chuckles]

[Donny] Big bugs, little bugs,

sticky bugs, icky bugs.

-Bugs, bugs, bugs…
-Hey, guys.

-Hi, Hank.
-Oh, hi, Hank.

[groans]

-[grunts]
-Yeah, you look sad. What's wrong?

Wanna dig?

-Nah. I'm just tired of being a kid.
-[Walter] Really?

You have to eat healthy,
wear uncomfortable clothes,

and do stuff grown-ups say.

-[chuckles] We never have to do that.
-Ugh, grown-ups.

[grunts]

[sighs] I wish I could be one of you guys.

Yeah, the animal life is pretty cool.

[laughs] Yeah, raccoon
is where it's at, my friend.

-[grunts]
-Whoa, whoa, what?

You think being a truck is better?

-Mm-hmm.
-[gasps]

I would be a bear,
'cause I hear it's the best.

I know! I could become one of you guys!

Will you help me?

-Yes! Yeah!
-[grunts]

-Okay, now what?
-Hmm?

But-- I-- I don't know. Trash Truck?

[grunts]

Well, I have a question.
Why do you wear those?

-What? My clothes?
-Yeah, we don't wear that stuff.

Hey, yeah. You're right.

-[Walter] Yeah.
-[Donny] I'm so smart.

-[Hank] Whoo! That's better.
-[Walter] Ta-da!

What's going on out here?

Hey, check it out, Ms. Mona! No clothes!

Why aren't you wearing any clothes?

-[boys giggling]
-Oh, um…

-Oh, well.
-[Donny] Good one, Ms. Mona.

Yeah, this is way better. I'm so free.

Free as a bird!

Natural! That's the way to go, brother.

I wouldn't mind those underwear.
They're nice.

-Where'd you get 'em?
-Oh, my mom got them for me.

Yeah, they're pretty awesome.

-[Walter] Yeah.
-[honks]

Yeah, it's nice being one of you guys.

-[Donny] This is gonna be great!
-[Walter] So cool.

[Trash Truck chuckles]

It's kind of scratchy.

Don't worry. Once your fur comes,
you won't notice that.

Um, how do I get fur?

Hmm, good question.

Trash Truck, how does Hank get fur?

[grunts]

People don't have fur.

Maybe you'll get truck fur,
like Trash Truck.

Yeah! Truck fur!

[chuckles]

How can I get truck fur like you?

Uh, hmm…

[clatters]

-[grunts]
-[Donny] Aw, looky-do!

-[Walter] Oh, that's good.
-Wow, I'm a truck!

We're just getting started.

Let me show you how it's done. All right.

La la la la…

-Hmm.
-Oh, perfect!

Tail!

[gasps]

-[Trash Truck grunts]
-[gasps]

[Hank] Oh, cool!

[Walter] I like.

[upbeat music playing]

[gasps]

-He's a bear!
-No, he's a raccoon!

[gasps]

Grr! I'm a Trashimal!

Roar!

[all cheering]

[Donny] Hooray, buddy! Yes!

[Hank giggles]

All right, guys. What do we do first?

-Go to Mrs. Perry’s and mess with cats.
-We could swim in the fountain.

[grunts]

Now that I'm not a kid,
we can do it all! Honk!

-[honks]
-[all cheer]

Okay, let's go, guys!

Try and keep up!

-[Donny laughs]
-[Trash Truck vrooms]

-[trickling]
-Hmm.

-[grunts]
-[Donny makes silly noise]

[Hank giggles]

-[Walter] Isn't it fun?
-[Hank] Follow me!

[hums]

[playful music playing]

-[dings]
-[gasps, vrooms]

My turn. Aw!

[honks]

Honk!

[tweeting]

[all yell]

-[laughs]
-Ah!

[Hank] Come on! [giggles]

[Trash Truck vrooms]

[all yell]

-[ribbit]
-[all gasp]

[all screaming]

[ribbits]

Yeah!

[Donny] Check this out!

[music builds]

-[Hank] Whoa!
-[Donny] So cool.

[both] Whoo!

[all giggling together]

Yeah!

Oh, man. This is the life, huh?

[sighs]

-[all sigh]
-[Hank] Yeah, you said it.

[Trash Truck chuckles]

[stomach rumbles]

Uh, guys? I'm getting a little hungry.

-Pizza!
-Pizza time!

Oh, yeah!
This day couldn't get any better.

[all chanting] Pizza, pizza, pizza!

[Hank gasps]

[all together] Pizza!

This is the best!
Now I can eat whatever I want.

Hank, come on. This way.

Hey, over here.
You're one of us now.

-Huh?
-[Donny] I can't wait!

-[Walter] Check there. What's that?
-Trash Truck, what is on the menu?

Wait, look under that.
Is that something good?

Yummy.

[Donny] Yes! This one is fresh.

It's only two weeks old.
Can you believe somebody threw this out?

Mmm. Pepperoni and crunchy bugs.

Ooh, yummy!

-You gotta try this.
-Ew!

-No, thanks. I'll pass.
-Really?

Hmm. [gulps]

[silly chomps]

[in posh voice] Can you pass
that rotten tomato over there?

-This one?
-Actually, the one over there.

Next to that loaf of moldy bread.

[in posh voice] Of course, good sir.
Here you go.

-[chomps]
-Blegh.

-[Walter in normal voice] Let me try.
-Let's take this to go!

[honks]

-[Walter] Doggie bag!
-[Donny] This is the best.

-I think we need more.
-Yeah, you're right.

[grunts]

-[sad music playing]
-Hmm?

[grunts]

Oh, man.

-[groans] That was the best meal.
-Mmm.

-I am stuffed.
-Come on, Trashimal!

[Donny] Why isn't the tree fort
at the bottom?

[Walter] I'm so full.

-I'm so full. Nobody touch me.
-It feels great.

This is livin', huh, Trashimal?

Yeah, I guess.

You'll love sleeping
at the tree fort.

I want Trashimal to sleep next to me.
We can even share my little rock pillow.

Hey, who you sleeping next to tonight?

-Eh?
-Mmm.

-Um…
-[Donny] Me, me, me!

-[Walter] Me!
-I don't know.

-What?
-What do you mean?

[groans]

-[Donny] You know I'm nocturnal, right?
-[stomach rumbles]

[sniffs] Mmm.

-Something smells good.
-[humming]

-Hi, Ms. Mona.
-[gasps] Good heavens!

Hank, is that you?

You look… different.

Well, I'm a Trashimal now.

Oh, I see. And why are you a Trashimal?

'Cause little kids have to eat gross food,

and Trashimals can do whatever they want.

Okay. And what do Trashimals eat?

Moldy pizza with bugs.

[Donny] And cat food!

Ugh!

Ew.

That's food, I suppose,
for bears and raccoons.

Yeah, I guess.

[stomach rumbles]

What are you making, Ms. Mona?

Soup. Care for a taste?

[smacks lips]

That's really good!

Oh, thank you, love.
I've been working on it all afternoon.

It's my favorite. Cauliflower.

Oh!

Do you have any more?

Well, I didn't make quite enough
for a Trashimal,

but it's your dad's recipe.

Hey, Trashimal,
where you gonna sleep tonight?

'Cause I think
it's warmer near my den, but--

-Guys?
-[Walter] No way.

I don't wanna be a Trashimal anymore.

[all gasp]

You don't like being a Trashimal?

No, it's not that. It's fun, I mean…

I just miss being a little kid.

Uh, I don't know, Trashimal.

-I don't think you can going back.
-Of course you can go back.

Underneath all this Trashimal stuff,
I still see Hank.

[mom] Hank!

Dinnertime!

Better hurry, love.

Coming, Mom!

We're gonna miss you, Trashimal.

-Hmm.
-Bye, Trash Truck.

All right, get outta here, kid.

[grunts]

-See you!
-Bye, love.

-Bye, Trashimal.
-Bye, kid Hank.

[panting]

Woo-hoo!

Coming, Mom!

Aw, man. It smells so good!

Is that cauliflower soup?

[mom] Hank?

-Yeah, Mom?
-Where are your clothes?

[ending theme song playing]