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01x08 - Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time". Aired: July 11, 2020 – December 26, 2022.*
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Peter Grill, warrior of the Brave Swordsmen's Guild, has emerged victorious at an international fighting tournament and is crowned the strongest man in the world.

01x08 - Peter Grill and the Secret Treaty

Post by bunniefuu »

Agape-san...

Given the circumstances,

perhaps our best
course of action is to draw up

an official set of terms
concerning Peter Grill's seed.

Indeed.

We must approach this situation
in an efficient manner.

Huh?

A-Are they about to strike a deal over my crotch!?

The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Dug myself into a hole with no way out

Back against the wall...

I mean, how could I resist?

"This wasn't supposed to happen,"

I keep denying

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I can't stand myself

Moping around, spouting lies, grieving a broken heart

I hold on desperately to these feelings and shut my eyes

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

I suffocate under its weight

The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Always discouraged by my weaknesses,

I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,

clinging selfishly to the hope for forgiveness

Dug myself into a hole with no way out...

Full of regret and powerless to change,

I feel my heart being torn apart

on this night of endless shame and despair

Why can't I get my act together?

Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...

'S-Scuse me...

Can anyone hear me...?

Using magic oughtta be banned!

That impact play of yours
is what ought to be banned!

It stimulates the flow of Senpai's slam chowder!

Uh...

Ladies...?

Well, my magic can control the way he shoots his goo–

Hello...!?

M-More importantly...

I'd like to point out a major issue with this schedule.

It's biased in your favor!

How observant of you.

It seems you're more than just
a walking pair of boobs, after all...

Unlike that wimpy, long-eared freak over there!

Who're you calling wimpy!?

Hey...!

Then let us reassess the agreement

and create a final draft
once we've reached a consensus.

Uh, what about me?

Fine.

Agreed.

Roger!

C'mon, are you listening!?

Don't I get a say!?

Am I invisible or something!?

Gimme a damn break, would you!?

Gimme a damn break, would you!?

Gimme a damn break, would you!?

Gimme a damn break, would you!?

The terms introduced by a unilateral
interspecies treaty were enforced thereafter.

In accordance with the treaty,

Peter Grill carried out his usual, rigorous duties on a daily basis.

Until...

...the first day of rest following the
treaty's enactment had finally arrived.

What's up, Peter?

You're in a good mood, gettin' all decked out...

Why, I'm glad you asked, Tim!

Today is a rest day, as established by the treaty.

I'm going to revel in my freedom and spend some quality time with Luvellia-senpai...!

I'm well aware of your situation.

A long-overdue date...

Have fun, dude.

Hello, Peter-kun.

I hope...

...you weren't waiting for too long.

Is something the matter?

N-No, it's just...

You look even more beautiful than usual.

I couldn't help but stare...

As the old saying goes,
"Flattery will get you nowhere."

Shall we?

I'm in heaven...

When I'm with Luvellia-senpai,

I feel at peace...

The food here is exquisite, is it not?

As long as you like it,
that's all that matters.

Some of the guys down at the Guild
rave about this place.

I apologize for dragging you along
on my shopping trip, Peter-kun.

Oh, don't mention it.

I had a great time today.

To our future.

May it be bright.

Your hand...

You still have a scar.

How shameful of me...

Carelessly leaving a mark

on the world's strongest warrior like that...

This scar is a badge of honor.

And it's the reason why I get to spend
this type of quality time with my beloved senpai.

But you used to despise me back then, didn't you?

Don't tease me like that, Senpai.

I wish this moment would last forever...

No way!

Is that you over there, Senpai!?

What a coinkydink!

Is this a joke!?

What the hell is she doing here...!?

Are you on a date, Senpai?

W-Well...

What do you want?

Today's a rest day, right...?

The heck are you talkin' about, Senpai!?

Now's the perfect time
to get a jump on those other guys.

That way, I get to hog your hog
all to myself, y'know!?

Listen here, you...!

Isn't the whole point of a contract
to obey the damn thing!?

W-Wait! Senpai–!

You and this young Ogre seem to have become
quite close friends lately, Peter-kun.

Th-That's right!

She asked for my help with combat training.

It's been a real hands-on process...

Oh?

You're kiddin', right?

The only hand involved in that process
is mine wrapped around your–

You're comin' with me!

Please excuse us for a moment, Luvellia-senpai.

Sure...

C'mon, cut me some slack!

This date is a big deal.
Don't blow it for me!

Then how's about we start off with a quickie?

That'll keep me happy for a while!

Don't say "start off with" like it's an appetizer!

A-Although...

If she keeps hanging around,

the short time I have left with
Luvellia-senpai will go to waste...


Wow!

Senpai...!

A-And once again...

See ya!

I've committed yet another heinous act of betrayal...

I'd better hurry back before she gets suspicious...!

You got this!

Luvellia-senpai!

Of course she's here too!

For today, let's start off with something quick and easy.

What about my rest day...!?

A rest day is the perfect time to get
a jump on those other guys!

A rest day is perfect.

The others won't interrupt us.

It seems you and this Elf have grown
quite close with each other lately, Peter-kun.

Y-Yeah...

Fate has a twisted sense of humor...

Bye for now!

O-Okay...

I somehow convinced her to leave...

Luvellia-senpai!

God dammit!

S-Sir!?

I-It's no use...

They're a total disaster...!

None of them have any intention of following the rules...!

Peter Grill!

You are far too concerned with the pursuit of strength!

Settling for second best isn't the
right attitude for a captain!


D-Damn it...!

Look out, Captain!

I'm just glad you're safe...

Luvellia-senpai...

Peter-kun...

Perhaps I've had too much wine...

I had a wonderful time today, Peter-kun.

I'm sorry for letting them ruin our date...

Not at all.

As the world's strongest warrior,
your popularity is only natural.

N-Nah...

Well, I must bid you good night.

Father tends to make a fuss when I return home late.

O-Of course.

Y-You're right...

The Guildmaster can be...

kind of a worrywart.

I wouldn't mind going on a trip together
outside of our Guild duties.

Just the two of us...

Somewhere calm and relaxing...

Th-That sounds nice...

Should I stop her?

Letting her leave with this
awkwardness between us...


Luvellia-senpai...!

Sir Peter!

Nut butter...!

If something doesn't change...

I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to endure their t*rture

and still manage to protect
my relationship with Luvellia-senpai...!


It started out as a simple crush

Suddenly, you were my biggest source of strength

Till death do us part, let's grow old together

This is my sincerest wish:

Stay with me, stay with me

So long time, by my side for all eternity

Beaten down by our daily struggles

Or soaked by a storm of rage;

If you get drenched, I won't hesitate

To be the umbrella that shields you

It's not so cold... I'm by your side

That's good enough for me

You're my rock, my strength

That smile of yours puts my soul at ease

I could search the whole world over

And find no one like you

You're my rock, my strength

Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy

No matter how much it may hurt,

I pledge my life to protecting you

Dear Sir Peter Grill,

I received a letter from Luvellia-san the other day...

Did something happen?

Agape!

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Note:
The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill
is assumed to be largely non-existent.

A Treaty Regarding the Allocation of Peter Grill's Reproductive Resources

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

Note: The "right to veto" possessed by Peter Grill

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

is assumed to be largely non-existent.

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