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01x02 - Peter Grill and the Future Father-in-Law

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time". Aired: July 11, 2020 – December 26, 2022.*
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Peter Grill, warrior of the Brave Swordsmen's Guild, has emerged victorious at an international fighting tournament and is crowned the strongest man in the world.

01x02 - Peter Grill and the Future Father-in-Law

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The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Dug myself into a hole with no way out

Back against the wall...

I mean, how could I resist?

"This wasn't supposed to happen,"

I keep denying

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I wish I could just disappear...

I can't stand myself

Moping around, spouting lies, grieving a broken heart

I hold on desperately to these feelings and shut my eyes

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

So why does this stupid guilt refuse to go away!?

I suffocate under its weight

The chance to be a hero is long gone...

Always discouraged by my weaknesses,

I drop to my knees and grovel at your feet,

clinging selfishly to the hope for forgiveness

Dug myself into a hole with no way out...

Full of regret and powerless to change,

I feel my heart being torn apart

on this night of endless shame and despair

Why can't I get my act together?

Got nothing but this pathetic self of mine...

I know that voice...!

Luvellia-senpai...

Wha–?

Perfect!

Lay low in here for a while.

What is the meaning of this!?

Yeah, is this how you treat people
after gettin' your pickle licked!?

Keep your mouth shut, I'm begging you!

Senpai...!

Good morning, Luvellia-senpai...

Peter-kun!

Wait, wh-what's wrong!?

You're sweating up a storm!

A-About that...

Training!

Yup, I was in the middle of my training routine!

Oh...?

I'd expect nothing less.

Maintaining a strict regimen rather than allowing
your accomplishments to inflate your ego...

This is exactly why you are suited
to become my husband.

Luvellia-senpai...?

There's a reason I've come to see you.

When we return to Guild Headquarters today...

I plan on informing my father of our engagement.

You'll lend me your support, won't you?

O-Of course!

After all, you're the only woman I've got eyes for!

That's right...

I entered the tournament for a chance
to earn her hand in marriage.

Getting the green light from the Guildmaster
would be a perfect ending to our story...!

Denied.

But Father...!

You were so enthusiastic about the idea of the

Grand Fighting Tournament Champion
becoming your son-in-law!

Peter Grill!

Attempting to deceive my daughter, are you!?

Your death shall be swift!

Father!

If you cannot accept the reality of our relationship,

I am prepared to cut ties with you
and move away from home!

Ridiculous...!

A life without my precious Luvellia...!?

I have come to this decision of my own accord.

He's done for...

Given the circumstances,

it appears I've been left with no choice
but to grant you my blessing...

Mark my words, Peter Grill...

You will rue this day!

You impudent, conniving...!

Let it be known:

The Guild hereby recognizes the engagement
between Peter Grill and Lady Luvellia!

Make preparations for a feast in their honor,
and to celebrate our triumph in the tournament!

Honestly, I'm surprised you managed
to convince the Guildmaster...

To tell you the truth, I was quite nervous.

You've seen for yourself how ruthless my father can be.

But...

Perhaps it was my faith in you that gave
me the strength to confront him.

Luvellia-senpai...

The fact that she trusts me so deeply...

The guilt is eating me alive...

If word got out about my fling with the Ogre sisters,

the Guildmaster would wring my neck...

And if Luvellia-senpai somehow found out...!

Oh, Senpai!

It's kinda late, but we wanna sincerely congratulate
you on goin' public with your engagement!

Rest assured, we shall cheer you on from the sidelines.

You guys...

I get it...

They must've had a change of heart...

On that note, Senpai...

I was hopin' to get a big ol' batch
of baby batter again tonight...

Y'mind if we bump uglies right here?

Who in the world wouldn't mind!?

Look... You heard the news, right?

I'm officially engaged to Luvellia-senpai now...

This poses no risk to our objective.

We merely wish to conceive a child
with the world's strongest warrior.

A relationship born of convenience and
devoid of affection is more than adequate.

They're insane...!

Oopsie!

Let's make a deal, Peter Grill...

We promise never to disclose
this little arrangement of ours.

In return, you shall continue to
supply us with your sweet seed

until we've sucessfully become pregnant... at the least!

Those footsteps...

Luvellia-senpai!?

There's no time to put on pants!

What's my next move...!?

Over there!

Just a little farther...!

Peter-kun?

S-Senpai!

That sure was quick...

Sorry to keep you waiting.

My father was having another one of his outbursts.

When the Guildmaster gets angry,

you're just about the only one who can calm him down.

Peter Grill...

I wish to speak with Luvellia.

Lend me your seat, won't you?

W-Well, I...

Dammit!

I was totally unprepared for
something like this to happen...

Giving up my seat is the obvious answer.

However!

They'd catch sight of the naked Ogre sisters...

And besides...

Everyone would realize that my junk's been
flappin' in the wind this whole time...!

Father! I shall accompany you somewhere private...

Nonsense! Stay right where you are.

Perhaps you didn't hear me, Peter-kun...

Wh-What now...!?

What am I supposed to do!?

There's gotta be some way out of this, right!?

Th-That...

I cannot do!

Oh...?

Run that by me again.

Did you just refuse an order?

I have no intention of giving up
my place at Senpai's side...

Consider this proof of my commitment to her!

P-Peter-kun!?

Insolent brat!

Trying to sway my darling Luvellia
with your empty words again, are you!?

A-Am I busted!?

Father...!

Guess what, Papa?

When I get bigger, I'm gonna be your wife!

If you cannot accept our relationship,

I am prepared to cut ties with you
and move away from home!

I am prepared to cut ties with you
and move away from home!

How loathsome!

I require more alcohol to endure this wretched party...

D-Did he take the bait...?

Peter-kun.

Thank you...

I've never had anyone stand up to
my father like that before.

Luvellia-senpai...

This merely reinforces my belief that you're the
only man fit to become my husband.

R-Right!

I feel the same way...

Boop!

What's the matter, Peter-kun?

You're the only one for me, Luvellia-senpai...

Father's lost his temper again...!

My apologies, Peter-kun.

I have to go!

O-Of course.

Be careful!

That was close...!

Peekaboo!

It looks like that pesky distraction is finally gone...

H-Hey! Quit stickin' your head out of my crotch!

Now then, let us continue.

C'mon...

You heard what I said back there, right?

Luvellia-senpai is the one and only woman I love!

You're crazy if you think I'll make
another mistake with the two of you!

Oh...?

You might claim to have an iron will,
but your downstairs brain suggests otherwise.

N-No!

A physiological response like this has nothing to do with–

How long 'til you start singin' a different tune?

I can't wait to find out... Senpai.

Luvellia-senpai has faith in me, of all people...

And yet...

I made the same damn mistake...!

Why are people only capable of rational thought
after they've already screwed up...?

It started out as a simple crush

Suddenly, you were my biggest source of strength

Till death do us part, let's grow old together

This is my sincerest wish:

Stay with me, stay with me

So long time, by my side for all eternity

Beaten down by our daily struggles

Or soaked by a storm of rage;

If you get drenched, I won't hesitate

To be the umbrella that shields you

It's not so cold... I'm by your side

That's good enough for me

You're my rock, my strength

That smile of yours puts my soul at ease

I could search the whole world over

And find no one like you

You're my rock, my strength

Just the sight of you fills my heart with joy

No matter how much it may hurt,

I pledge my life to protecting you

I found you... Peter Grill.

Dear Sir Peter Grill,

Congrats on going public with your engagement!

Luvellia-san, too.

She must be happy as a clam right about now, eh?

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