02x09 - Panic on a Track

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Just try and keep
the portions small.

I think they
thought they were...

- All the portions were small last night.
- Okay,

I'm just giving
you some positive feedback.

No.

I don't mind, like, feedback,

but I think the way
she deliver it...

You speak as*h*le, then I would
speak your language back.

- It was an amazing charter.
- Any time.

But we think Natasha
deserves a separate mention.

She was phenomenal.

No, you can't say
anything now.

I kinda think I met someone.

Dani.

I haven't had a serious
relationship, really, ever.

But you can definitely tell
that there's something there.

I don't wanna tattle, but,
like, I just did everything

that he was supposed to
**** ing do in, like, two hours.

**** She's not getting
done at night,

because I think him and Dani
have just been hooking up.

Honestly, Gary,
I'm getting my job done,

so change your own department.

Don't come and
[bleep] it up with my job.

I know I'm the better catch.

I'm more attractive,
I know I'm more fit.

I've never met a girl that makes
me laugh as much as you do.

Sydney put yourself
in the interior.

That's **** ing hard.

I'm sorry, but I don't
feel sorry for you.

Savage!

[font color=#FF00FF]*BELOW DECK Sailing Yacht*[/font]
[font color=#00FF00]Season 02 Episode 09[/font]

Episode Title: [font color=#FFc30f]"Panic On A Track"[/font]
Aired on: [font color="#00ffff"]April 26, 2021[/font]

You b*tches never
**** ing help out on deck.

- No.
- Oh, my God!

I feel really weird,
I wanna go to bed.

I'm gonna go to bed, then.

Shut up, stop being mean.

I'm **** ing kidding with you,
but okay, good night.

Let's just all go to bed.

What the hell?

I know when I'm being a b*tch

and I know when I'm just
kidding with people,

and I'm, like, literally
**** ing with her.

**** ing mean mother ****er.

I can read between
the lines here.

Sydney's jealous.

She's wasted and
she's picking a fight.

I broke her heart.

Gary's predicament right now
is the exact reason

there's a saying,
"Don't screw the crew."

[bleep] me, why does this
have to be so darn difficult?

[toilet flushes]

Hola.
Como esta?

Oh, man.
So much drama.

Gary needs some advice.

I don't know, mate,
I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know.

Gary likes one of
the girls on the boat.

She's playing hard to get
because he already kissed

another girl on the boat,
and then regretted it.

[bleep]'s never
gonna happen at all.

Okay, that sucks.

That really does suck.

All right, mi amor,
I'm gonna get some sleep.

Miss you.

Bye. Love you.

What to do, Gary, what to do,
what to do, what to do.

Mm-hmm.

Ugh.

How's it going, dude?

Good, good.

Got some good sleep.

That's good.

Morning.

I really wanna wash my face.

Where did you disappear
to last night?

Oh, really?

[laughing]

Enough said.

Enough said,
and that's brilliant.

Good morning.

- Morning.
- Morning.

- How are you?
- I'm great.

Mm.

What was that "mm"
about, darling?

- Nope.
- Huh?

Mm.

Ugh.

- Where is that...
- Good morning!

Morning!

[bleep] I am so hung over
from partying...

from partying last night.

Oh, hang on...
that's you guys!


it's gonna start pissing rain.

I did see the weather was
gonna be pretty sh... ty.

Where did you sleep, down here?

JL is so **** ing tall,

can't even sleep
in the normal guest cabin.

You might as well.

Yeah, I mean, it's more
comfortable than that.

Yeah.
And, I mean...

Yeah.

Ah, so **** ing stupid!

Did you vacuum in here?

No.

Okay, well,
I'll start vacuuming,

then I'll move in
here when you're gone.

Whoa, hello, okay.

So, what's going on
with you and Gary?

Nothing.
Still nothing.

But, like, the more
time goes by,

I guess I'm sort
of starting to grow...

Yeah.

...like, a little bit of
an attachment to Gary.

So, there's a full-on thing
happening between you and her.

Who?

- You and Alli.
- Yeah, a little bit.

I'm like, [bleep] I think we get
along, and she's like, yeah.

I'm like, there's
chemistry there.

She's like, there's
definitely chemistry there.

Recently, she said to me,

"You can't help who you fall
in love with," and I was like...

Whoa!

Yeah, I'm, like, wait a minute.

Don't throw
the "L" word out there!

I know, like...

It gives me, like, anxiety.

I know, me too.

I didn't wanna,
like, upset her or anything.

I'm not gonna
let anything happen.

Yeah.

But you know, I'm
the type of guy

that takes it slow, you know?

Yeah, you don't
rush into things.

Mm-mmm.

[bleep] off.

Gary, Daisy, and Natasha,

can you guys meet me
in the crew mess?

We're gonna have a little
preference sheet meeting.

Oh [bleep]'s sake.

Let me check the weather.

Come on...
there ya go.

Tight squeeze.

- You ready?
- Ready-steady.

Charter number five,
we have co-primary charter

guests Sheka Jones Espy
and Frank Espy.

Sheka is a nurse manager in
the San Francisco Bay area.

She says she has
an insanely hard to please,

very refined palate.

Her friends joke that
she could be a food critic.

Ugh.

The only thing worse
than a food critic

is a self-proclaimed
food critic.

So, I need to get it right.

Joining Frank and Sheka
are Lizzy

and Lizzy's fiancé, Rachel.

Also joining the group
is Matt and his wife, Maggie.

For dinner, they would
like seafood, fillet mignon.

After dinner they want
to keep the party going

with a disco rave dance
party on the fly bridge.

On night two, they would
like to have

an old Hollywood theme night,
and do a m*rder mystery game.

[suspenseful music]

Ooh, I like that.

Before dinner, they would
like to have c*ck

in a picturesque location
off the boat.

After the c*ck hour
they want to return

to the boat for
a five-course meal.

Well, I think you have
your work cut out for you,

but I'm sure
you're gonna do great.

All right?

Thank you very much.

Holy sh...

This is **** ing pumping, bru.

In this marina we're just
so vulnerable such high winds,

and when we get
a big swell or a gust,

the anchors start to drag.

We can hit the dock that way.

Cap, we're just getting
massive surge.

I want to sort some lines
and fenders out quickly.

Copy that.

Oh, that's way too
**** ing close.

I'm gonna take up
on this anchor.

You can't.

There's, like, 30 knots
of wind out there,

so Glenn doesn't
have much control

over what the boat's doing.

What a **** ing nightmare.

What the [bleep].

We might have to leave the dock.

I'm gonna fire up.

[bleep] we're far too close.

Oh, that's way
too **** ing close.

In we go.

Can we get some
fenders pumped up?

Okay.

Can we get a move on also,

because we're close to
the dock, if you don't mind.

Yeah.

This is a thunderstorm
passing through.

Shall I try to take up
on the anchors?

Let's fire up the engine,

and I'll just give it
a tick over ahead.

JL, JL, Glenn.

Yeah, go for JL.

Can you keep an
eye on the transom for me,

let me know the distance?

Two and a half.

Two and a half meters?

One and a half.

One and a half, yeah, if that.

A meter's like that,
from my elbow to my arm...

Three feet, right?

You're two meters, you'll
easily be able to go there.

It's, like, oh, my God,
that's just stupid, you know?

But it also could be disastrous.

Let's get four fenders there.

Four fenders, copy.

I want him to be able to
walk out of this

and think that he can
do what I'm doing,

but I don't
feel he's motivated at all.

He doesn't give a [bleep].

Ugh.

Something's gotta change.

That's two meters.

It was nice.

He was, like, the cat that
got the cream this morning.

I know.

He, like, could
not stop smiling.

I did found out
one thing, though.

What?

It fits.
Fits fine.

On that note,
I'm going to the laundry.

- Okay, then!
- Bye!

I'm gonna call the agent.

Yeah, okay.

I'll get the awning, the tables.

We need a m*rder mystery game.

Thank you very much.

Once this is all done,
call it a day.

Sydney's gonna get the sundeck.

Okay.

You guys can have
a couple drinks tonight.

We've got a lot of
stuff to do tomorrow,

so please don't go crazy.

What are you insinuating, Glenn?

Must not be talking about me.

No, of course not you.

You're having a shower?

Yeah, I'll go first, because you
need to take a sh..., don't you?

Yeah.

[bleep], dude.

[bleep]

What are we doing here?

Today I have to say it was
the first day that I was, like,

why am I doing another season?

I'm 32 years old, I'm old A-F,

I wanna have a family,
I wanna have babies.

Why am I here?

But you know, one thing
that I read that

I think it was such inspiring,
it was so cool.

It was that you need
to trust the process.

My best friend
passed away at 32.

He was a police officer.
He got shot six times.

Oh, my God.

We were 18 when we met,
and we dated 14 years ago.

I always thought
we're gonna end up together.

I always thought
he was the person

I was going to live
forever with.

And since he's gone,
I can't just live this life

without doing the best
I can, you know?

Yeah.

He was your best friend.

I don't wanna talk
about it anymore.

As a woman in yachting,

it makes it really difficult
to find a partner.

- Oh.
- Mm.

Since my friend passed away
four months ago,

opening up,
it's really difficult.

I always get scared that
I'm gonna end up alone.

So, that's really hard
to deal with.

I'm a strong person,
I never cry!

[bleep] it!

Good night.

Night, see you guys
in the morning.

- Good night.
- Good night, guys.

Good night.

Oh, my God, I'm so tired.

[sighs]

- Morning.
- Morning.

Morning.
Hey, you.

- Yeah?
- You?

Oh.

All crew, all crew, all crew,
there's provisions on the dock.

God!

You okay?

A for effort.

Ugh!

[bleep]'s sake.

But they smell so pretty.

This freaking charter guest,
they say she have,

like, a really
refined palate.

Palate, I saw that.

So, I'm going to prepare myself
and become refined for her.

I'm hoping that they're not
like Barrie and his family.

How **** ing hard is
it to poach an egg?

I think I need to teach her
how to make

a **** ing sandwich, you know?

We can't eat like this.

We have to have
the food all together.

Please, God, like, make
my food taste good.

I'm so tired.

All crew, 20 minutes,
everyone dressed for guests.

Copy.

Perfect.

Do you know where the small
white tray is

that we put the wet towels on?

Just use this.
Then you can just stack them on.

- Yeah.
- The boat looks good.

[phone rings]

Hi.

What's he doing now,
is he, like...

what's causing these seizures?

Is it something he ate,
or maybe, or what?

So for our options,
what are we talking about?

Do whatever you can,
I'll pay whatever it takes.

Okay. Bye.

g*dd*mn.

Colin!

How are you?

- Not good.
- You're not good?

My girlfriend just called
and said my dog

might have to get put down.

[gasps]
Oh, no!

Two years ago our friends
found a little puppy.

He was abandoned in a cave.

And they were, like, "Do you
wanna rescue this puppy?"

I said, "Sure."

Kind of in shock.

So, we rescued him and
he's been sailing with me

around the Caribbean
for the last two years,

just an amazing, amazing dog.

Please don't pop.

All crew, everyone on aft
deck, standing by for guests.

Copy, copy.

That's them.

Girlfriend just called
and said my dog

might have to get put down.

[gasps]
Oh, no!

All crew, everyone
on the aft deck,

standing by for guests.

Copy, copy.

That's them.

It feels hotter over here.

Oh, because you're
out of the AC.

Well, when you put
it like that...

That's really nice.

- Hello.
- Hello!

- Hello, I'm Captain Glenn.
- Frank.

Welcome to Croatia.

Hi, Sheka, I'm Daisy.

- Hi, Daisy, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

- You want a lavender cold towel?
- Awesome.

- Hi, Rachel.
- Hi, Rachel, I'm Gary.

- Thank you so much.
- Dani.

Dani, nice to meet
you, I'm Lizzy.

Thank you so much.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you so much.

So, if you want to follow me,
I'll show you around the boat.

Down here we have the c*ck.

This is where normally
we have most of our meals.

- Hopefully no rain, eh?
- Yeah, hopefully.

Blue gage on deck.

Up here we have the fly bridge.

Oh, wow, awesome.

Of course, you have
the infamous hot tub.

I'll do those.

You can wait...

you can wait for
the heavy sh...

That's a waste.

Down here we have
the main saloon.

Oh, air conditioning.

This is real luxury,
my goodness.

Here, I can take this one.

Are you tiny, too?

These are both
identical twin cabins.

Look at these little drawers.

So you don't have to fight over
it, because they're the same.

And in here,
we have the master suite.

Oh, wow, okay.

There's a lot of room
for activities in here.

We can start
taking off the spare lines

that's on the winches.

Okay.

Try to drop them in the water,

ease it a little bit, and
then walk it down the dock.

Okay, aft deck, you guys
can start dropping lines,

and let me know when
they're all on board, please.

Copy.

- Ooh!
- Ooh, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

That is a cover page.

All lines clear on
the aft deck.

Copy that.

Do you want me to bring
those up to them?

Yeah.

Sir, if you're a model,
I think you have

to sign a different
contract for this.

Okay.

Both anchors are home.

These are cream cheese
and crostini popsicles.

I'm a little nervous.

Mm.

- It is tasty.
- Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

What time is dinner?

- 8:15?
- Sure.

- Does that work?
- Yeah.

- Sounds great.
- Perfect.

Oh, cool.

Did he just eat the whole thing?

Dinner's at 8:15,
does that work for you?

Yeah, perfect.

Natasha clearly isn't
responding well to feedback,

so this charter I'm gonna
step back a little bit

and just let her kind
of find her own way.

It's not exactly
how I would define teamwork,

but it's better than
starting world w*r three.

- Hey, JL?
- Yes?

Why's that?

Just because until
I see an improvement,

I want things to happen.

When I came up the one day,
nothing was done, bro.

Absolutely nothing was done.

Nothing was detailed,
and there were towels

in the dryer that weren't
folded and, like, rolled up.

Colin told me he saw you
just sitting in the bridge.

- I'm **** ing beat.
- You're just sitting there?

There's sh... that's not
getting done, and that's just...

it's tiring repeating myself.

If you want me to go through
stuff at night with you, I can.

No, I...
I got nothing to say...

I got nothing to say.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

I'm a very hard worker.

When you're done here,
you can go down if you want.

I'm a grown man, and
you're a short little Frodo,

and you don't need to be
talking to me like that.

♪ Looking like King ♪

♪ Because it's my fault
that this sh...'s dirty ♪

- You ready to rock and roll?
- Ready to rock and roll.

Just a heads up,
the wind has picked up

and it looks like
we are gonna sail.

Gary, why don't you pull
out the lazy sheet?

Roger.

You wanna steer while
we put sails up?

Yeah.

Try to keep it
between two and three.

You can start getting
the mizzen up.

Okay, coming off the lock.

Wow!

And hold.

Gonna climb up for this one
when you get closer.

Is that mandrel straight up?

Yeah, looks good.

Okay, coming out on
the genoa now.

Oh, my God!
[laughing]

Yeah, we're sailing now.

This is a really good tilt.

Ah!

Can I slide?
Whee!

Ooh!

Hey!

That's good like that.

So, pick something you can
see, and just stay on it.

Let me take a picture
of you guys.

You guys are so beautiful!

- You okay?
- Yeah, oh, I'm great, thank you.

Can I order a round of shots
for us upstairs?

We can't really have access
to the shots glasses right now.

I think we're tacking soon,
though,

so we will be on
another tack shortly.

Amazing, thanks, guys.

You're welcome.

Oh, really?

Do you wanna go there,
get the glasses?

Sure.

- Where are they, in there?
- Yes.

I can get them for you,
if you want.

This is actually
kind of dangerous.

I don't want anyone
to hurt themselves.

No, I've got the top ones.

He's angry at me.

Oh, why?

Because he's on nights.

I thought he'd be happy.

Then he can spend time
with Dani all the time.

I thought you were
gonna split it?

I was, but when you...

stuff keeps not getting done,
and I believe it's gonna help.

Maybe if I leave the boat, and
then everybody can work happy

without me here,
and everybody will work.

No, it's not your fault.

What the [bleep]?

She thinks you're blaming her.

I'm not blaming you
for anything.

- Okay, cool.
- Yes.

[bleep]

Are you okay?

No.

Are you gonna cry?

Maybe.

Why, what's wrong?

Having a little
breakdown right now.

Ing hell, how
did I get here?

I'm in my thirties.

I do, like, my job,
but it's not, like, my career.

I'm hooking up with
a 24-year-old boy.

I'm having fights with
a crew member,

and I'm, like, still grieving
my friend that passed.

What's going on with my life?

I'm too old to be doing
this sh...

What am I doing with
my life, Jesus Christ.

This is awesome.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God, look at this sail.

Oh!

Whose idea was this?

What's wrong?

Are you okay?

I'm just having
a mini-breakdown.

It's, like, what am I doing with
my life, what am I doing here,

what the [bleep] is going on.

I might ask for an application,

you know, this doesn't
seem like a bad job.

I'm 32 years old, I have no
**** ing proper job, I have...

This is a proper job!

It's not a proper job!

What the [bleep]?

We're all in the same boat...

literally all in the same boat.

We all don't have a proper job?

You're a chef,
on land or on a boat.

I'm not a **** ing stewardess
on land.

What am I gonna do on land?

What's happening?

I'm gonna go fix my face.

Let's put the lazy away.

Copy, copy, on my way.

Oh.

Why is the sun always in your
eyes when you're dropping sails?

- How many meters?
- You're at two.

There it goes.

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

Let's go to three.

Copy, out to three.

Long stay 12:00 right now.

Okay, that's main engine off.

Yay!

Good sail!
Great sail!

I'm not taking credit.
I mean, that was just perfect.

That was a good day of sailing.

- Beautiful.
- That was great.

All right, let's get
ready for dinner.

Mm, mm, mm.

Alli, if you wanna start
setting the table.

C'est magnifique.

I hope so.

All of them like Korean
and Japanese, Indian, Thai,

so I decided
let's make a fusion.

I do love this necklace so much.

I know.

Okay, when you're ready.

- Going.
- Okay.

What time are they eating?

Like, in five minutes.

Okay, cool.

- Ah.
- Wow!

Natasha, guests are seated.

Let's do this.

Girls...

Oh, wow, this looks great.

So, your first course is a
red chicken curry amuse-bouche

with cucumber on top.

Mm.

Oh, my God,
the curry's so good.

She can second round that,
that was delicious.

Oh, my God, I'm so excited
about this dinner.

This is gonna be so good.

Yeah, this is incredible.

- That done...
- Mm-hmm.

We can change.

If you want to just
help the girls.

They love the chicken curry.
They're very happy.

Now she's getting creative, mm!

Natasha is really
stepping it up this charter.

She's thinking outside the box,
she's putting in extra effort.

I'm very impressed.

They're ready to go.

Thank you.

Enjoy.

- Thank you!
- Thank you so much!

Oh, my goodness.

Mm!

- Pretty delicious.
- Oh, my God.

Holy sh...

This plating is incredible.

- Yeah.
- I know, it's so good.

Sydney, if you wanna set up the
disco rave upstairs with Dani.

They loved that.

Perfecto.

Mm, mm, mm.

The last course is
a top-quality Wagyu.

Very freaking sexy
piece of meat.

And I want to cook it just,

like, beautiful as it can
be, just very natural.

So...

...better freaking love it.

Your last course
is a seared Wagyu steak

on a wakame salad.

Were you excited to
work with this Wagyu?

Yes, I'm always excited to work
with Wagyu.

Enjoy!

Oh, my God.

That is the best
teriyaki sauce I ever had.

This is the best meal
I've ever had, I think.

I'm drooling.

Chef Natasha, this has
been extraordinary.

You far exceeded
my expectations.

Thank you.

I **** ing nailed it.

Nice work.

Mm, disco ball.

Beautiful.

That'll do.

If you like.

I feel honored, yeah.

Gary's actually
washing dishes

without me having to **** ing
beg for it.

I have you to myself
for two minutes.

Thank you, Alli,
I will happily take it.

Oh, my God.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

The whole place is lit.

This is where I arrive.

Party Sydney just wants
to have fun and dance.

I'm always first
on the dance floor

with a gin and tonic
in my hand.

If you're not having as much
fun as I am, then you suck.

We are ready for your disco.

Whenever you're ready,
if you wanna head on up.

We need to change.

Yeah, 10 minutes.

Ten minutes, that's all we get.

Get out, this is awesome!

Yes!

Woo, woo, woo!

[shouting]

The wind.

Yeah.

Pretend they're on fire
and take the shot.

Shots!

Shots, shots, shots.

I'm out of uniform.

- Eh?
- Like, can the guests see me?

No...

Mm.

It's nice out.

It's nice to be outside.

- Yeah, you never come outside.
- For more than...

for more than just,
like, walking through.

It's best when you're
doing a crossing

and you're in the
middle of the ocean,

and you see all
the sh**ting stars.

- That's cool.
- Yeah.

[laughing]

Oh, my God, you...
we're in Croatia!

I know, right,
who would have known?

There's nothing
that can ever happen.

What, between...

Between you and I.

I know, it is all my fault.

----ing hell.

- Should we go to bed?
- Yes.

Hmph.

I don't want the guests
to see me in my pajamas.

Yeah, I'll walk in front of you.

Yeah.

Hi, love.

- Thank you, bye.
- Bye!

Night, night, night,
love you, love you.

Thanks for everything,
good night.

[bleep]

I'm sorry.

[sobs]

I love you.
I don't know what to do.

I wanna hug you so much.

Mother ****er.

Did he just die on the table?

I can't even believe this.

He was...

Thanks for doing that.

I'm just shocked.

Like, it just doesn't seem real.

It's **** ing devastating.

If you can bury him,
I'll visit him when I get back.

Okay.

Thanks for everything.

I love you too, bye.

[bleep]

Woo!

Cheers!

Oh, that's my jam right there,

boy, hoo, hoo, hoo,
that's my jam.

Woo, yes!

Mm, mm, mm.

Woo!

[shouting]

This is like when
I was a teenager.

Bangin' tunes!

Okay, I found something
we have in common.

- What?
- Music.

Oh, my gosh, rrr.

Love it.

At first I was pretty
annoyed about

having the night shift again.

But on the other hand,
I'm starting

to have this relationship
that's building up with Dani.

You, sir, just gained
a lot of points.

As long as we're doing our
jobs and being professional...

Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[laughing]

Then it really
shouldn't matter.

Oh, so I was low
on the totem pole, then.

No, but you know,
just got better.

You all right, mate?

My **** ing dog died
about an hour ago.

What?

I can't believe it.

- Yeah.
- I'm in shock.

[bleep] sorry, mate.
Broken your heart, bru.

Yeah, it sucks, man.

Good night, Sheka.
Good night, Frank.

- Good night.
- Thank you so much.

You're still sparkling.

Thank you so much.

- Good night!
- You're very welcome.

- That was wonderful.
- Thank you.

- Sleep well!
- Oh, you too, you too.

Thank you.

Trouble.

No, that **** ing pisses me off.

Like, I **** ing help you
guys all the time,

but you can't **** ing
wash the crew clothes?

Like, it takes, like,
two seconds.

Like, that's bullsh..., dude.

- Thanks, JL.
- Yeah, of course.

Ugh.

[bleep] I never thought
a **** ing dog

could make me feel
this **** ing sad.

I'm trying to make it
look like a Japanese Zen garden.

I love it.

Ing sucks.

Hi, good morning.

- How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?

Good.
How was last night?

Oh, it was good.

What are the muffins?

Banana-cinnamon.

How are you doing?

I'm doing great.

Smoked salmon, some
cinnamon and banana muffins.

All right.

I think that was the best meal
I've ever had, last night.

Yeah.

I love so much that
we have a female chef.

Mm-hmm.

So, there's a town around
here called Trogir, very pretty.

It's like a little walled city,
and they've got a castle.

We're gonna go here for,
like, sunset drinks.

We're gonna go in, set up
the tables, chairs,

and then we'll come back
and do dinner on board.

Once they're back on board,

we'll leave pretty soon after
that, and go out and anchor.

Because we don't wanna stay
on that dock overnight...

Good morning.

Good morning, good morning.

All right, doll,
have fun, be safe.

Who do I speak to about laundry?

Me.

Ladies, you wanna
go tubing, yeah?

I got a whole bunch
of black underwear.

Yes, yes, yes,
I have seen them.

Yeah, they're definitely...

I don't find a
pair by tomorrow,

I'll be going commando.

There's definitely some
in the machines right now.

- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

You guys ready to go?

I promise I'll be gentle.

Actually, no, I can't
promise that.

Woo!

Woo!

Are you okay?

- Want me to get the ladder?
- Yeah.

You guys have fun?

It's really quite...

It's frightening, but
it's just so fun.

Oh, good. Oh, a little bit of
frightening's okay.

Deck, deck, deck,
we're gonna get outta here.

Oof, [bleep].

They're gonna pack away all the
toys and get ready to get going.

That's two shots
at the waterline.

Tender streaming in.

Anchor's in the pocket,
anchor's in the pocket.

So, I decided I'm gonna
talk to Sydney today.

I wanna talk to her sober
so that she can actually,

like, say what she needs to say.

I'm sick of, like,
the little digs at me.

You guys asked me
to explain something.

I'm **** ing explaining, you
don't just keep saying, "Sorry."

You asked me to **** ing explain,
I'm gonna explain.

I'm doing a workout tomorrow.
Sydney, are you in?

Yeah, I mean, I can **** ing
beat you in a workout for sure.

Beat me?
Take it easy!

She obviously is the kind of
girl who always needs to win.

I want it to go away,
because I'm sick of it.

As much as Sydney can say that
Gary and I doesn't bother her...

Anything she wants
to get off her chest,

she should get it
off her chest...

I mean, I can read
between the lines, yeah.

Good luck.

I think you're just on vacation.

Yeah, your life is
not difficult out here.

Hey, Captain Glenn,

would you be interested
in joining us for dinner?

- Yeah, I would love to.
- You're good?

- Okay.
- That'd be great.

- Sweet.
- Cool.

I'm gonna do the drinks
over there, so it's gonna be

you and Dani setting up
and doing turn-downs.

Mm-hmm.

So, m*rder mystery also.

Cool, thanks.

JL, whenever you're ready you
can pull that tender up short.

So, the dock in Trogir,

it's a very narrow channel
that you're going up,

and it's better
to back up

so that we can be starboard
side to the town.

It's always a challenge because

the trick is to get
really close and not touch.

At bow and stern, we're
gonna try and get a spread,

but that stops us from
moving away from the wall.

Yeah.

And the springs stop us
from moving forward and aft.

Okay, copy that.

You happy throwing from the bow?

Yeah, that's fine.

Probably gonna have to
touch the water.

Ooh, look at this.

Yeah, that should be good.

The ancientness of this place,
it feels very ancient.

I feel like
I'm touching mud already.

Yeah, you are.

How's that distance fore
and aft, you happy with that?

Yeah, I'm happy
on the stern, Glenn.

You guys already have your
fenders down at the waterline?

Affirmative.

Okay, I'm gonna come
straight alongside now.

Bow line going on now.

There she goes.

Five meters astern.

I'll wrap it round,
if you wanna

press up on that
starboard capstan.

Three more meters.

Copy, three more.

Okay, stand by, let's make
sure these fenders

are doing their job before
we come over too far.

All the fenders
offboard look fine.

Okay, that's main engine off.

Great job.

All right, it's time.

JL, you wanna start
getting six chairs ready

and those two tables?

Okay, copy that.

Mm...

I know, it's very nice of you.

- You ready to go?
- Yeah.

Sydney, Sydney, you can
go down on break now.

Copy that.

- You good?
- Yeah.

You know the secret
password to get in?

"Daisy is amazing?"

Wow, very cool, eh?

Imagine back in the
when a w*r was going on,

and you're running up
with bow and arrows,

people falling off there.

Hush, Gary, you sound
like a five-year-old.

Imagine the w*r back in the day!

- Go for it.
- Wanna go next, Daisy?

Sure.

I'd say sideways
might be the best.

Yeah.

I can come down
and pick that up.

So, I'd better tell
them not to wear heels.

Flat shoes.

Oh my [bleep].

So, this is it.

Oh, no, there's more steps here.

Oh sh...

- Oh...
- Yeah.

God, you wouldn't wanna
be afraid of heights.

Holy sh..., I've earned
my **** ing fee for the day.

Oh [bleep].

Coming up...

Can I just get some water?

Yeah, sure.

JL, JL, Gary, bring up
four bottles of water.

Just finishing up now my dinner.

JL doesn't give a [bleep].

Y'all gonna pass out.

Well, I'd better tell
them not to wear heels.

Flat shoes.

I have this amazing
double chain of pearls,

do you wanna try it on?

- Yeah.
- Ooh!

Oh, yes.

Oh, my [bleep].

Holy [bleep], I've earned
my **** ing fee for the day.

Eyelashes...

so awkward to put on,
so fun when they're on.

Oh, this is awesome.

Yes.

How are you gonna set them up,
like, facing this way?

Just do the bar here
and your two tables there...

- Nice view.
- ...facing the sunset.

- Okay.
- Okay, let me just go.

So, we're going to need a light.

[bleep] this is cool.

Oh, yeah, what's up?

I just wanted to talk to
you because I feel like

there's been a few times
where you have made digs

of the interior,
but it's always been at me.

Like saying that we don't help.

No, I honestly, like,
haven't, like...

if I've said anything, like...

like, yes, the laundry thing,

I apologize to you
about that, and...

It just makes me feel like
maybe there's things

that you're holding in
that you maybe, like, wanna say.

No, I don't think so.

I think it's, like,
a department thing.

Yeah.

I don't think it's
a me and you thing.

Well, damn...
the things we do for guests.

Whew, yeah **** ing awesome.

You know, [bleep] this.

I know, because Gary said,
you know, he was, like,

"Oh, interior never helps out."

So it's, like, all of you guys
that thing we don't help.

Really?

[bleep] man, this blows.

Ow, my legs.

Whew.

Holy sh...

A lot of, like, the bitching
is not instigated by me.

Maybe that needs to be a
problem between Daisy and Gary.

Yeah.

At least it's gonna be cold
when we're lugging

this sh... down, eh?

You got some comfy shoes
to get up there,

because it's a bit tricky,
that route.

Oh, my God.
Holy [bleep].

Oh, thank you.

We have guests on the dock.

This is how you make
pasta carbonara.

All crew, all crew,
dinner's ready,

it's in the crew mess.

Ah.

See, all my stuff is tropical.

Imagine the guests are like,

oh, no, this is sh...,
let's go back down.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, wow.
- Look at this!

Come on, Gary, figure
this sh... out, mate.

Yeah, it looks cool.

Good workout.

Oh, my.

- Oh... amazing!
- Oh, my.

Yeah, that's pretty...
that's pretty cool.

Oh, my goodness.

This is amazing.

Oh, look at these pineapples!

It's like "Game of Thrones,"
tiki theme.

Yeah.

- There you go.
- Excellent.

- All right, cheers.
- Cheers!

Cheers!

What a trip.

I mean, this is really
nice up here, really.

- Yeah, gorgeous.
- Yeah.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

I might be a little bit melty.

It's a little bit...

Mm-hmm, do you want some?

- Oh, yeah.
- They drink a lot of water.

Do they, yeah?

How's everyone doing?

Be okay with a little bit
more wind, please, thanks.

Yes, hopefully the sun
will go down soon

and you guys will cool off.

You know, can
I just get some water?

Sure.

We're gonna need more.

We're just gonna have to get
JL to come up.

JL, JL, JL, Gary.

Go for JL.

Daisy asked if you could bring
her four bottles of water.

Yeah, copy that.

I'm just finishing up
now my dinner,

and I'm heading that way now.

Ing hell, leave your dinner.

You got it, or
you want me to do it?

Just to let you know,
it is for the guests.

Yeah, no, I'll...
I'll do it.

Okay.

You guys, I know
that this is hot,

but I'm so glad you
guys wore tuxes.

Glad you acknowledged.

- Thank you.
- Smokin'!

Mm.

I'd probably beat him.

He's gonna take his time,
[bleep]'s sake.

Okay, four, eh?

Oh, wow, I'm full.

It's like [bleep], come on!

I'll just give you these three,

and a couple of
the room temperature ones.

Okay.

Jean Luc, Jean Luc, Gary.

I don't know where
the cooler bag is, though.

Ing hell!

JL doesn't give a [bleep] and

he doesn't see the urgency
in getting things done.

Do you have any cold water?

Yeah, sure, let me get you some.

Hey, I got the waters,
but they're not cold.

It's still water...
it's only three bottles.

This is **** ing
ridiculous, mate.

Y'all gonna pass out.

Whew.

Oh, this is amazing.

It's so mesmerizing.

This is insanely good.

Oh!

[bleep]

You guys all have
the entire day off.

...drama.

If you could change
one thing about charter,

what would you change?

Daisy!

Yeah!

- Hi!
- Hi!

You reckon these girls are
gonna be a pain in the a*s?

Are you guys talking
sh... about us?

What?

If you're gonna talk sh...,
go somewhere else!

Every person at this table
has been bullying me.

It's **** ing bullsh...

Are that? Oh, good.

This is the lowest point
in my career.

It like serving your peers.

- Yeah!
- Woo!

Sixteen yachties
together is terrifying.

I don't want a drunken orgy.

The more I get to know you,
I like you more.

Let's have sex tonight.

And if I get pregnant,
that's God's will.

I knew this would be
the next stop on Gary's train.

I'm just trying to
have some sex right now.

Let's go, Alli.

Mm!

b*tch, come and lick my vag*na!

It is a whole sh... show.

We've got no steering,
we've got no bow thrusters.

[bleep]

How soon is that food ready?

Oh, my God, we're coming!

She's **** ing winging
sh... like that?

It's absolutely not acceptable.

They **** ing do what they want.

She's very **** ing pissed off.

Oh, my Lord.

Just, like, do what you
**** ing want.

Just leave me alone!

Slow down, slow down!

Ahead!
Ahead, ahead!

[bleep]

What the [bleep]
is this ****?

Oh, my God, I got **** ing
chlamydia again.

Oh, my God.