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01x18 - Hush Puppy The Hero

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Charlie Horse Music Pizza". Aired: January 5, 1998 – January 17, 1999.*
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Show takes place around a pizzeria on the beach.

01x18 - Hush Puppy The Hero

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What kind of music would have pizza

place? A pizza place?

Nothing.

Oh, oh, I supposed to do.

Clean up. I gotta clean up. What a

great day. Look at that. What a day

to be at the beach. Somehow I got

to figure out a way to get out

of these chores and onto that gorgeous

beach. Come on, brain.

Picture. Hey kid,

you dropped your thing. Whatever this is.

Hey, Charlie Horse, that rapper goes into

the trash. And by the way, you can add

taking out the trash to your list of

chores. All right, but I'm losing my pen

even as we speak. Ohh. Well.

Ohh.

Yeah, and I haven't even baked

them yet. No, I'm talking about

the kids. Ohh. Young love, that's

wonderful. Love makes the world go

round, and twirling makes the pizza

go round. Ohh.

Maybe we should make ourselves a little.

Umm. Easy for you to

say. Oh, oh, I want to

bring them a little treat. How many of

these do you have left?One I

have, one I have I have one if you

get 2 if you count this one that I'm

going to sacrifice in the name of love.

So long little little lemon tarts. I

wonder what they taste like. I thought

you might like to have a little.

Well, I can't take her to the prom. I

mean, not only do I not have a car, but

much, much worse, I don't even have a

license. But didn't she know that? No,

but she knew that she'd think I was a

dork. So what did you tell the young

lady? Well, Well, I I told her that I

thought it was. I am cool, you know,

school dance for babies trying to be like

grown-ups. So I told her I was way above

that. We shouldn't go. Way to go,

especially when you're dealing with a

girl who obviously wanted to go to the

prom here.

Yeah. Maybe I

really am a dork.

Patio Charlie, you can't run off to the

beach until you have finished your

chores. Wants to be laws against child

labor. You know what part of the laws if

they don't apply to chores? Yeah, you're

right. I'll see you later. I'm going to

get my feet wet. Ohh, that's not.

Why not?

I got it. That is to

say, you're going. Yeah.

I'm going down to the water, which is

where you go to get your feet wet.

My, aren't we brave today? I don't have

to be brave to get my tootsies. Where

do I? Well, sure. You're dealing with a

a with a sea monster out there. A

sea monster in our ocean. Ohh. Come on.

We all went swimming last week and we

didn't see no sea monster in the sea.

Well, that was last week. You know,

before. Before tragedy struck. Hey, I

listened to this headline. Well, just sea

monster sighted, 4 sunbathers

disappeared. Believed Ethan. So I don't

know if you're making this up, but don't

you worry about me. I'll just,

you know, I'll just stay up on the

sand where it's safe on the sand.

Ordinary monster, he is as nice

as he can be.

He gets very, very sore. He

lets out a monster roar and

eats people by the score. In

this one thing you never want

to see, it's a sea monster.

Monster is the cutest kind of monster

when swimming in the ocean.

Everybody.

If the person is in reach, you will

hear. As he eats them

like a Peach.



You can get.

But if he gets out of the water.

When he wants to.

But he's he's branded, understand he

brings terror to the land that things get

really out of hand. Once he ate a

whole rock band. I think it was

the Grateful Dead.

Monster.

In.

I can't take it to the prom.

What's the problem? But see, my dad's

been teaching me, and now he's out of

town on business. Ohh. That means I'm

skunked. Ohh. Wait a minute. I just had a

flash. I just had a hot flash. Come here.

I'm going to tell you a secret. All my

life, I wanted to be a musician. Don't

you understand? We can swap. I'll teach

you how to drive a car. You teach me how

to drive. Well, first of all, Cookie, you

don't drive a piano, you play it. But

that sounds good. Ohh, look at that. I

learned something already. You don't

drive your play.

Who does he think he is kidding? Charlie

Rose is just mad because I could go

to the beach and he had to stay

and do his chores. So he tried to

scare me. You, but not me. I'm not

scared. Not me, not. Hush, puppy.

Not much, I think I'll just.

Sit here on this little dunes and see

if there's anything scary around. Let's

see, let's see.

No, that's just some seaweed. I'm not

afraid of seaweed. Ohh, no, that's just

a seagull. Another thing, the seagull.

I am afraid of the sea monster.

Putting together the boxes, you know.

Terrific. I'll take that one.

Why do you think?

Hey, Cookie. Hi, Sherry. I didn't know

you'd like to play the piano.

When I was a kid, that was the only thing

I wanted to do was play the piano. I

mean, more than anything else in the

whole wide world. There was one person

very close to me, however, who would not

hear of it. No, no, my piano teacher.

Well, you know, my mother used to say it

is never too late to learn to do

something new, you know, and keeping with

that, I'll tell you what I have done.

I've made a deal with Junior who was

going to teach me how to play the piano

intern, for which I'm going to teach him.

No, no, no, not to cook. You

can't teach cooking.

Inside you.

No, no intern. For which I'm going to

teach him how to drive. You know, you

are so full of emotion. You have so

much artistry. Say something. I have a

hunch, just a hunch, but I have a

hunch that you are a natural born

musician.

Sometimes my hunches are wrong.

I have no talent. No, no, no, I don't

mean that. How should

I put this pianistic technique?

Technique.

To move your fingers one at a

time. And it's still individually.

I could show you how. Pianists. Yeah,

absolutely. I'm ready. This is a lot of

fun. Ohh. I don't have any paper. You

could use the pizza box. Sure. And you

need either a crayon or I have to sell

tip pen. There's a felt tip pen for you.

And you take your hand, your right hand,

right hand. You spread your fingers.

And you put it down on the

piece of paper, plopping down. And now

you trace the outline of your hand.

All 5 fingers of your hand. You

trace all around. And there's my hand.

Ohh, what a bad picture. OK, now

you number. From 1:00 to



is the pointer #3 is your your

big middle or 4 is your ring

man, and #5 is your pinky. And

now you cover it up. And now

we can sing the piano. Jaws wait.

That's my note. Here

we go. 111A piano

short is fun 222.

This isn't hard to

do 333. It's easy

as can be 444.

There's just one finger

more 555. And that's the

finger drive.

Don't be silly, Kelly. Much is never

right. Well.

He said there was a monster on the beach.

Ohh come on come on. Telling us is making

a ninny money out of you. Nobody makes a

mini muddy out.

Myself. Video

camera and photograph.

And I'll be famous and I'll be rich. And

I'll be on CNN and I'll be on Oprah.

You'll be lucky to be on stupid pet

tricks. Ohh.

Junior should be back from his driving

lesson with Cookie by now. I hope

he's OK. Ohh he'll be OK. Of

the car I'm worried about. I think it's

great that Cookie and Junior are trading

lessons. I was thinking of trading

lessons with Cookie too. You could teach

me how to drive. Ohh yeah. And exactly

what would you teach him? I don't know

how to break coconuts with his face.

Great coconuts with his face. No, no,

don't say another word. I gotta think

about that one.

What I say, man.

I drove around Windy Cliff Rd. Huh. I

even drove through the tunnel and they

drove me up a wall.

Ohh, my goodness.

Around here someplace.

Laugh at me.

OK. Come

on monster, show your ugly face.

I'm not scared you.

Ohh my gosh.

Ohh no.

Don't you worry, little boy, I'll be

right back.

Caribou. That's something good. It's

good. It's really good. Joe, you

want to try these finger exercises,

Charlie? Ohh, yeah, that's easy for

you to say. You got fingers.

Well, I got his hook, hook,

hook, hook. This noise all raised

overall. What do

you mean hard?

There's too many keys on the piano. Ohh

it's so easy. Once you know the

name of the geese, keys have names.

Are you from Mars or something that

they things got a name? Otherwise you

spend half your life finding if each

key is named after all letter of

the very short alphabet. Sure, right?

Yeah, the musical alphabet is just

ABCDEFG. Only 7 letters. Ohh. I'd

kind of words can you make

out of that? Dad dad, dad.

Baska. Baska. Are you both from

Mars? No, you don't use this

alphabet to make words, you use

it to make music. This is

a ABC DEFG. And

then those same 7 letters get repeated.

ABCDEFG. Yeah, but there are Black Keys

and also there are white keys. Or

what? Are you saying the colors clashed

with your purse? No, Charlie, what I'm

saying that I don't know how you

know which key to play. Well, you

can play. All the keys.

Or on just The Black Keys. The Black

Keys.

Well, when I was a kid, I used to like to

play.

Just on the black.

And then use black and white.

The keyboards just await and lay

the notes out in a row.

You can learn the keyboard

now, it won't take long.

Umm.

The keyboard.

ABCDEFG.

Melody.

DEFG.

CDEFG.



Letters when you're finished,

that is when.

ABC DEFG.

Again.

They're in between the white nose.



To find the right note.

Is the same.

ABC DEFG.

Along with me.

You can't go wrong.

Ohh, my goodness, oh

Oh my goodness, ohh.

Jerry, are you hot? Poppy, where's the

fire? No, no. Don't stop me now.

Singles. I got this. I'm SherryScientist.

There's a few monster and it's on the

beach. What are you parking? Ohh, yeah.

Oh, Oh yeah. Ohh. I'm telling you, it's a

sea monkey. And you know what? Listen to

me. He is eating a little boy and I

got to find Sherry to help me rescue here

and they're waiting for.

Good. Now first of all, there is no

such thing as a sea monster. Ohh, Sherry

is not going to believe that a non

existent sea monster is devouring a

little boy. Have pictures?

Pictures of the monster right here

in my video camera. Yeah, No,

of course you do.

Ohh John looking away.

You didn't put in a tape? No tape.

No picture. No picture, No Sherry. No.

No. I'm telling you, he is eating a

little boy. Ohh. Hush, puppy. I know

little boys. It's probably the other way

around. Little boys will eat anything.

Funny, very funny. It looks like I'm

going to have to save that little

boy. Ohh. Bamba tails. Ohh.

So what do you think? Do you think Junior

is going to pass his driving test? Well,

of course he's gonna pass. He had a great

teacher. If I wasn't such a great

teacher, I'd be worried. But do I look

worried?I'm sorry, I'm

sorry. You'll be just fine.

Ohh my goodness. Ohh my gracious.

Ohh my car.

Oh, oh, oh.

OK, I'm so sorry.

As long as you're OK, you know? Ohh,

I'm fine and I passed the test with

flying colors thanks to you cookie.



car. I don't care about my car. Actually,

I do. I don't. I do. I Cookie. Cookie.

Your car is fine. Really. That crash you

heard was just some reckless driver that

I had to swerve to avoid. I owe my

life to a cookie. He taught me the secret

to defensive driving. I know. Kidding.

What is it? Tell me. Tell me.

Umm.

Have you seen my grandson Melvin?

Poor kid. He looks like my

daughter's husband. No, I'm sorry. Ohh,

Maron.

OK come on out guys, this should be

very funny. Here I have convinced my

nanny nanny brother that there is a blood

thirsty sea monster on the beach. He's

around here somewhere. Monster on the

beach. Ohh, no hush puppies around. Oh,

here he comes, Here he comes. Duck, duck

quick. Ohh my gosh,

what's going on? Ohh no ohh no

demonstrable most swallow **** kid. Ohh,

maybe too late. Hang on kid, help

is on the way. It's hush puppy

to the rescue.

This is gonna be good.

Scaredy cat brother of mine who's gonna

turn tail and run? Ohh take that

young nasty. Ohh you give me bad

boy.

I didn't think he had it in them.

My brother has more guts than I would

have believed.

I was wrong. Hush puppy is not a

scaredy cat.

Excuse me, did you see my sea monsters?

Oh, oh, oh, thank goodness.

Oh, oh, monsters speak you

out. You're alive. It will

personalize. Ohh, he's alive. That's

because you saved him. Hush

puppies. So you keep now

scared out of my wits.

Yeah, well, you're still fought.

I mean, in my book you are

a hero.

Everybody here.

Everybody.

Everybody.

Everybody's ears.



Ohh, show the world he could make the

grave. Who showed the world that he's not

afraid?



Hi, hi,

hi.

Starting to make me blush.

Everybody.

All right.

Only little, but today he's 10

feet tall.

This is Pam. Ohh wow.

It's gorgeous.

Yeah, ohh. See.

You know why? Because I got him his

driver's license. He owes it all to me.

And tonight, ohh, I'm so excited. He's

going to drive her to the prom in my

classic car with this new wax job. You

know what? Thanks a lot, Cookie. You've

been a great help. You're welcome, but

we're not going.

Everybody else on the bus.

Oh, oh, I have

a wonderful day. Bye

bye, bye bye.

Oh, oh, oh, Cookie, please don't

be disappointed. Me. Disappointed. I'm

not disappointed. No, no. I mean,

junior learned to drive and I

learned to play the piano. Come

on. When I joined me. No,

wait, wait, wait. OK, Yes.

Umm.

Umm.

Umm.



Thank you.

Never mind.

You can

still be

friends.

You can't be mine, but

we could still be friends.





Be friends.

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