03x05 - Submergency

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"Below Deck Down Under"...

You feel that the
environment is not for you

and you’ve got a
better opportunity,

so you can go today.

Now that Anthony’s gone,
I’ve got so much more to do.

I don’t know if I can handle it,
but I’m gonna die trying.

Cute.

A little ice cream date.

I really haven’t felt
giddy since my ex.

Oh, I’m sorry.

It’s 'cause
I can’t use my thumb.

I sent her for diving tomorrow.

Marina.

You’re taking one of
my two stews

without even discussing with me?
What are you thinking?

Is this real?

- Is this real?
- This is real.

I have a little bit
of a crush on Wihan.

[screaming]

I haven’t had a meaningful
relationship in years.

He’s an amazing kisser.

- And how was it?
- She’s a good kisser.

I have to try it out.

What are you doing tonight?

I thought about just
maybe going to the bar

and just having an ice tea
and just chilling.

- Do you want to come?
- Yeah.

I have a crush on Wihan.

Let me take the drool out.

I’m so glad you
asked me to come.

I love this.

Where is everyone?

- Marina...
- And Wihan having a date.

My brain is cooked.
I can’t do this tonight.

Backstabbing b*tch.

[chuckles]

Good night.
Thank you for today.

- Thank you.
- I really enjoyed it.

Better than Tzarina.

[laughing]

[echoing] You’re a strong,
independent woman.

[echoing]
You got this.

[echoing]
Believe in yourself.

[echoing]
You can do it.

Do it...

It’s annoying because I thought
Wihan and I were vibing

and feel like I misread
the situation again.

What’s up, Cheffy?

Why don’t you explain your son
to me before I fall in love?

I told my Mom I’d be
coming back with a husband.

I’d throw a ring on it quick.

- Would you?
- Oh, for sure.

Oh, no, look,
they’re making out.

Why the [bleep]
would she do that?

She knows that I
had been crushing on him.

This type of thing
always happens to me

and I don’t know why.

- Are we good to go?
- Shall we?

Thank you so much.
No, it’s on me.

- No, I can pay.
- No, no.

Oh, hello, shokinoki.

We match.

Pajama party.

Wow, that’s crazy rain.

Merci beaucoup.

I like... fancy him.

- Did you kiss him again?
- Oh, of course.

- Oh!
- I really like him.

I think he’s like
such a gentleman.

This is so exciting.

Marina asked Wihan
to go hang out with her

at the hotel pool.

A little date.

[huffs]

Oof!

[laughing]

Good thing I trained core.

Huh.
I can’t keep up. Hang on.

Red flag.

I mean, I don’t know what
the deal is with this guy.

Like, I don’t think he
really knows what he wants.

It’s just like,
who’s the flavor of the day?

Okay, let’s play it cool.

- [laughing]
- Ooh.

You guys doing a pajama party?

How was it?

I just had such a nice night.

He’s such a nice guy.

- Like, so interesting.
- Like, vibing?

Yes, super.

Oh, my God, it’s amazing.

Nowadays, it’s so freaking
hard to find a gentleman.

So no complaints here.

Tzarina, are you trying
new hairstyle?

I like it.

Hello.

She went into her room.

Okay, good night, guys.

- Night.
- Good night.

Thanks for the night.
It was nice.

- It’s amazing.
- Sleep well. Good night.

Don’t look at me like that.

[chuckles]

Did you have a good date?

Honestly,
she’s very interesting.

- It was such a nice time
- Yeah.

She is.

Good night.
Sleep well.

- You too.
- See you tomorrow.

Hello.

Hell yeah, brother.

Mmm.

When you’re looking for love,

you’ve got to be
open to explore.

[laughing]

Funny enough, after
kissing Marina and Tzarina,

it’s giving me some clarity
as to who I do like

and where I want
to invest my time.

So, Adair, I’m available,
let’s see.

So how was last night?
I haven’t asked you.

It was pretty nice.

You were there for ages.

I was asleep when he came in.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Morning.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

- How are you?
- Good morning.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

I have never dated a model,
let alone a runway model.

Last charter season, I opened
the gates way too early,

too fast,
and I embarrassed myself.

See Culver and Jamie,
I’m like,

oh, what am I not
doing to get that?

I just want to know
what you want.

Sometimes I’m just like, okay,
he’s just like friend vibes.

I don’t know.

I definitely like Bri a lot.

So this charter season,
I’m taking it slow.

I’m playing it cool.

I’m holding my cards
close to my chest.

Slow and steady wins the race.

My clothes are shrinking.

- Or I’m getting taller.
- Or you’re getting taller.

- I reckon.
- I reckon.

- Reckon.
- Reckon.

All right, we’re
- ing cooking with grease.

Oh, yes.

So we start at the top
and just work the way down.

Mm-hmm.

If you can get the laundry
straight, tidy, ready,

and then Bri, if you can
go around and just check

that you’ve got
the ingredients you need.

We’re ready for this.

Easy.

Oh, they got little nippers.

Wouldn’t want that grabbing
on your nipple, would you?

- No.
- No.

All right, y’all.

Are you good here?

Yeah.

This looks nice.

This hot tub can kiss
my rusty, dusty.

[chuckles]

How did you sleep?

I think I slept okay.

I just didn’t really want

to be in that energy
in the crew areas.

I thought time to go to bed.

I think shocked
is a good word.

Did she ask him out?

I don’t think it's him at all.

Yeah.

For me, Tzarina is definitely
a bit desperate to find love.

On our last boat, she once
left a trail of sweets

from her cabin to
this guy’s cabin.

Like Hansel and Gretel,

like, this is where
you should come to bed.

She is hungry.

So, Marina, you need
to be careful

because if Tzarina wants a man,

she’s going to do everything
to get that man.

I hear you.

Attention all heads
of department,

please meet in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting.

Okay, copy.

I did.

How about you,
did you sleep okay?

Yeah?

Here we are, charter three.

- Ooh!
- Ladies!

Girls group!

As a boat owner herself,

Aisha is expecting
exquisite dining experiences.

Gai is a luxury
travel consultant

who advises that
the crew should be

ready for divas expecting
luxury service from the crew.

We can give that to her.

Aisha wants to bring
her guests to the beach

for a morning of
splashing around the ocean

while wearing mermaid tails.

- Mmm.
- Woo!

Night one, they will be
celebrating their 25 years

of being sorority sisters.
Ah!

They would like a several
tiered silver cake,

but I’m still looking
for a sous chef.

But let’s just get
through this charter.

Yeah.

The pressure is definitely
on for this trip.

We’re a man down.

However, the guests’ experience
cannot be disjointed.

These women are boat owners,

they’re restauranteurs,
and they are divas.

I want everything to be perfect.

They know what they like.
They have high standards.

It’s going to be
a lot of hard work.

Thank you.

Interior, interior, Lara.

Could you guys just meet me
in the main salon, please?

Deck team, can we please
meet on the sundeck?

Copy.

- So, charter three.
- We’re going to k*ll it.

We’re going to be
really, like, pushed.

I think us as a deck team are
going to be extremely busy.

Safety is our first priority.

And be careful for your finger,
we don’t want to get that wet.

I will do as much as I can.
It’s on the mend.

I’m actually going to
keep you on service

and you in housekeeping
this trip.

Marina, like, you’ve smashed
on housekeeping last time.

We’re going to try and
obviously mix it up

as much as we can,
but I’m going to try

and adjust it towards each trip.

Because at the end of the day,
the most important thing

is that the trip goes well.

- Keep going up.
- Let’s go, girls.

Let’s crack on.

Whap!

- Wihan was?
- Yes.

- Hi.
- [laughing]

Hi.

Can you come here
a first second?

- We need help with this...
- Sure.

...thing.

You don’t actually
need help, do you?

What did Wihan
say about Marina?

Oh.

He likes that she made the move,

but he can’t make up his mind.

Between who?
Tzarina?

No.

- Adair?
- I think so.

What?

He doesn’t like Tzarina anyway.

I think Wihan needs to have
a conversation with Tzarina.

All right, I’ll sort it.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

How did you get
moldy overnight?

Tzarina is a bit upset.

Why is that?

Because she was into you,

and now you’ve gone
off with Marina.

I haven’t gone off with Marina.
She asked me on a date.

I think Tzarina thinks that
you’ve gone off with Marina.

Oh, God.
What are we going to do?

I don’t know.

Harry fixing it seems like
it might just get worse.

She hasn’t said anything to me.

- Tzarina?
- No.

I know.

And on the flipside,
I’m into someone else.

I know, I know.
[bleep], I know.

We got an asterisk
on board here.

Wihan’s here, who likes Adair.

But Adair’s here,
who likes no one.

And then Tzarina’s here,
who likes Wihan.

And Marina likes Wihan.

Nothing’s lining up,
nothing’s working.

I’m worried it's like
a kettle that’s boiling

and at some point
it’s going to explode.

I don’t know.
I don’t know.

Coming up...

Do you want a jet ski?

- Don’t be scared.
- Woo!

[scream]
Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!

[screaming]

Did you do the bowline?

Like that. Here.

- Nice.
- And then through.

Perfect.

All crew, there are provisions
on the dock.

Okay, copy.

This one’s really heavy.

Oh!

All right, a little
turnaround maneuver.

Maybe it’s because
you haven’t asked out

like a certain stunning chef
or anything.

Maybe the chef
could have asked me to.

I’ll just be waiting here
for my apology

and my invite.

[laughing]

You can take this,
I’m going to go help them.

Love you so much.

Anyone available to
open up my oysters?

Johnny is available.
Copy that.

All right, where are you
at with everything?

All the laundry’s going,
the dryers are full,

the washers are full.

- Did you vacuum the stairs?
- Yeah.

I will do anything
for you, my dear.

I know you would and this is
why I’m going to make sure

that I use you until you cry.

- So...
- ing hell.

Tzarina, can you come
to the bridge?

Coming.

- Hi, Captain.
- We have a sous-chef.

Oh, amazing!

This one, she understands

that it is going to be cleaning

and trying to support you.

So when can she arrive?

The next charter for sure.

Right, out here.

Lovely.

You know, Harry,
when you’re good looking,

you don’t need
much to get ready.

All crew,
guests are two minutes out.

Please get to the aft deck.

Just top with club soda

and then the Creole Smashs
will be done.

Look amazing, girls.

Good, good job.

Ready or not, here we go.

Please be nice,
please be nice.

- Okay, I think...
- It’s nice.

It’s party time,
guys, come on.

Yacht life!

Oh, they’re decked out.

- Wow.
- They’re not playing.

Goddesses.

Hello.

I’m excited.

I feel like they’re going to
be living their best life.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- I’m Jason.
- Pleasure to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, Jason.

Wow, you are a vibe.

I love that.

Soda for you.

- I got a pink one.
- How was that?

- It’s delicious. Yes.
- Delicious.

- Welcome to Katina.
- Thank you.

Woo-hoo!

Hey, captain!

Welcome to the tropics.

We will leave you to Lara
to show you the boat.

And we’ll get out of here
and start the trip.

Yes! Thank you.

So this is the main salon.

This is the chill out zone.

This is a bit cooler down here.

You’re going to see all
a*s and t*ts this week.

- [laughing]
- Yes, girls! I love this.

Is this a moving van?

We have two VIP rooms,
which have a really nice view.

They do have a balcony
that goes down.

- Oh, nice.
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- Fantastic.

- This is the top deck.
- Yes.

Jacuzzi,
sunbathing area.

This is the largest
suitcase I’ve ever seen.

We want to be out
as much as possible.

Okay, okay. I love that.

We just came
from the Arctic Blast.

- Oh, okay.
- Yes.

- Chicago.
- Chicago.

Wihan, let us know
when you’re ready.

Tender’s all good to go.

We’ll just go
from fore to aft.

Copy that.

Okay.
You can take number one off.

All right.
We’re going to do this one.

- You’re clear?
- Clear.

All lines on the stern
are clear.

- Is that us leaving?
- Yeah.

Y’all, we're leaving.

- Bring it around and then.
- Take it off completely.

This is gorgeous.

- Well done.
- Good job.

Nice.

Deck crew, deck crew, Lara.

When anyone’s free, if they
could help bring up luggage.

Hey, Lara, we’re going to
get into our blues quickly.

- We can help in 20.
- Oh, God.

We should go look
in the front, too.

No, no.

- But I definitely think...
- No, I need to...

Yeah.

Well, I just need
a little unpacking.

- Tzarina.
- Yeah?

Did you want to speak
to them about, like, lunch?

Yeah.

I was just trying to get a
little bit caught up down here.

Okay.

Today’s lunch, I'm going to
make it very fresh and light.

Because having
charter guests

on who are from
the restaurant side,

that means
they’re going to be picky.

So I’m making a few different
types of proteins,

a different mix of salads,
something for everyone.

I feel like the criticism
is going to be

really high this charter,

meaning that I don’t have
much room for any mistakes.

Okay, okay, okay.

Of course you can.

What can I get for you?

Start getting things
ready for the beach.

Yeah.

- That’s potatoes and ribs.
- It’s my dessert.

Oh.

How are the guests?

I still haven’t
unpacked my clothes.

Not just one, several.

[bleep] off.

Deck crew, deck crew,
can I just get

someone ready for
the anchor, please?

Copy.

Now, this is a party.

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, hi!

We’ve been waiting to meet you!

Today’s lunch.
I got some claws, crab cakes.

And we’re also going to do lots
of salads

and stuff with that,
as well.

Keep it a bit lighter,
because it’s very hot.

Is everybody okay with that?

- Yeah.
- A salad for lunch.

And also foodies.

I saw the preference sheets.

I know that you guys
know all your food.

Cap, just to let you know,


there’s a yellow buoy
in the water.

Okay, sounds good.

From the aft, it’s
approximately 100 meters away.



I don’t use meters,
but that ain’t

no dang 100 meters
off the stern.

[laughing]

That’s not a football field's
worth of distance.

Oh, my God.

I ran track.
Like I know.

That ain’t no damn 100 meters.

[laughing]

Wihan, Wihan,
drop, drop.

Copy, dropping now.

- Lefty, loosey.
- Yeah.

Go.

Lara, galley, I’m getting
close to being ready.

Copy.

Captain, that is
two shackles on deck now.

Okay, lock that up.

Are you ladies ready
for some food?

- Yeah.
- Okay, all right.

We’re going to start
bringing up.

Wow, this looks amazing.

- Looks beautiful, right?
- Yes, yes.

I want some.

Good salad.

Oh, my God, this is good.

The beats are amazing.

Tzarina, Tzarina,

they’re really happy
with the food.

Copy.

What are you looking forward
to doing today?

Photo sh**t.

Did you bring your
mermaid tail?

Yeah, if you need one,
I have one.

We’re going to have
so many pictures.

Hotties in the yachty.

Okay, let me look at my list.

We’re ready to go, girl.
We want to go to the beach.

We’re ready.

Yeah, okay, I’ll let them know.

I’m going to go change
into some things.

- Cooler?
- Yeah.

Deck crew, deck crew.

The guests have finished lunch
and they’re pretty eager to go.

The sundeck could do
with a bit of a tidy up.

Copy that.

Would you mind being
on the drinks with Bri?

Yeah.

Oh, Lord.

Put your ice in there.

All right, we’re leaving.

- Y’all ready?
- You ain’t first, you're last.

[laughing]

- All your swimsuits are here.
- Yeah.

I put your skirts. Your dresses.

I love it.

Oh, God’s sake.

This is such a frickin’ mess.

Um, Wihan, could you meet me
in the main salon?

Yeah.

Hi.

Hello, Wihan.

Um, so, sun deck.

Oh, right. Sure.

- Harry, you copy?
- Go ahead.

The sundeck, please just go up
there and tidy up, please.

Okay, I’ll be up there
in a minute.

After services, can we make
sure there’s someone

to wipe the table down
and vacuum the floor?

- Yeah.
- K2R, whatever they need to do?

Put the cushions back,
roll the towels.

Yeah.

I don’t know, just maybe
just have a checklist

to clarify, though.

If you’re up there, these are
the things you need to do.

- I’ll make a checklist now.
- This stuff needs to be done.

So, yeah.
All right.

Oh, God.

Why am I telling you what
to do in your job?

You do this, and you do that.

- ing crazy.

It’s going to become a problem.

Oh, [bleep] me.

I don’t think we need shoes.

Beautiful.

- I’m going to need help.
- Why?

I’m really----ing behind.

Detergent.

This is the worst
it’s ever been.

I’m so sorry.

Guests are ready to
get on the tender.

Yes, they can come.

Perfect.

We have it on the beach.

This is so bad.

[bleep] me.

- Got it?
- Oh, God.

All right.

Here you go.

- Like that.
- All right.

And it ain’t no joke.

Oh, no.
It’s a workout.

One, two, three.
Ooh!

I’ll pull it up in the back.

Pulling it over.

Look at the mermaid.

Oh, here she goes.

Yes, girl.

There we go.
Beautiful!

Wait till we get all
these pictures loaded.

Oh.

Ready?

[laughing]

Yes, mermaid queen.

- Hey
- Brother.

I think it looks
better like this.

Talk me through the operations

when we have to come up
after lunch and clean up.

Because I need to make a list.

What, did Jason say
it wasn’t clean up here?

No, Lara came to me.

It is very strange to me
that a bosun is asking me,

a deckhand, for
a cleaning list.

You’re a bosun for a reason.
You make the list.

Wipe table, vacuum,
fold the towels again.

Put out the cushions.

- Nice. Great.
- Yeah.

- Get all the perspectives.
- Yes, yes.

Johnny gets all the angles.

I’m going to put this palm
tree right next to you.

I just concentrate
on making them have

the time of their life.

So...

Oh my God.
Seychelles Vogue.

- Yes, Johnny.
- Yes, Johnny.

Absolutely gorgeous.

We have another photo sh**t
for the captain.

Yes.

- Beautiful.
- So pretty.

You look beautiful.

Sports Illustrated.

Perfect.

Love that.

Oh, good.

You got some.

[toilet flushes]

There’s actually
a rainbow out.

Beautiful.

Oh, bro.

I’m struggling to look
Adair in the eyes, even.

Why?

Have you seen
how gorgeous it is?

I think Johnny
has a new calling

- I didn’t know about.
- [laughing]

I’ve done worse.

Okay.

Thank you.

All good.
It’s what we get paid to do.

I think I need some chocolate.

- Maybe an M&M.
- My body’s a temple.

All right.

Love it.

The, uh, Johnny...

In about five minutes,
we’re going to be ready.

Okay, copy.
I’m coming.

What is your plan
for dinner tonight?

Okay, so the first course is
going to be a truffle risotto.

The main is surf and turf.

And then, obviously,
the dessert is silver cake

and then ice creams.

That’s the plan.

How was it?
Was it nice?

- It was good, yeah.
- Was it fun?

Please step there.

Onto this wood.
Thank you.

Of course I missed you!

Yeah.

- Watch the sunset up here.
- Okay.

It’s stunning.

It’s going to go down shortly.

Yeah, this is very pretty.

So I want to hear your story,
like, how did you meet?

We’re sorority sisters.

We’ve known each other
since we were children.

Children.

And Aisha and I
are only children.

So we have that bond.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Do you have children yourselves?

- No, I don’t.
- Never any kids.

I got married at 42.

Oh, wow. Okay.

I’m 54 now.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Oh, wow!

- Is he here?
- Yes!

Which one?

Okay, so.

Oh, look at him, look at him.

We’re talking about you.

- How old are you?
- What do you reckon?

- 21?
- 25.

- 25.
- I said 23.

See, I’m right.

- And you’re from Australia.
- I’m from Australia.

- So she’s born in?
- New Jersey.

New Jersey.

Have you been to Australia?

No, but...

Are you going to invite
her to Australia?

- Maybe.
- Yeah.

Maybe.
Maybe?

Maybe? Are you----ing
serious right now?

Whoa, okay.

- So 8 o’clock.
- 8 o’clock for dinner.

Yeah.

Have you been to Australia?

No, but...

Are you going to invite
her to Australia?

- Maybe.
- Yeah.

- So, eight o’clock.
- Eight o’clock for dinner.

- Yes.
- Eight o’clock. I'm good.

I can’t wait to see what
you ladies look like tonight.

Playing it cool.
Of course he is.

He’s already booked
your flight, honey.

My first long-term boyfriend
was very self-centered,

not the best communicator.

I never thought of Harry to
be someone to play mind games.

But he’s also not
straightforward with anything.

It’s really confusing.

Maybe.

Very good.

I think the three of
them smashed it.

Everything’s moving in
the right direction, eh?

Yeah, for sure.

I’ve got a few things
that I need to tweak,

but I want to set up lists
so that they can

tick it actually off,

as I think that they’re
missing certain things.

I like that.

You’re doing a
really good job, mate.

Thank you, Cap.
Appreciate it.

- Until you’re not.
- [chuckles]

Do you want to get changed
into your blacks?

We’re going to just
set up the sundeck.

Oh, okay.

After this, Harry
will go down

and maybe go eat something
and get into your blacks.

- I’ll see you soon.
- We did a good job.

We did a great job.

- Always, brother.
- Great job.

You know it.

[sighs]

Yeah.

Wihan, are there any
chance that I

can grab someone to help
set the deck up?

Sure.

I’ll be up there whenever
anyone’s free, just come.

- Thank you.
- No problem.

What?

I think Johnny and I
will probably help,

but I would like for you and
Harry to take your rest.

- Okay.
- Enjoy.

[sighs]

I think Lara might need
a hand setting up,

but we don’t
have the time now.

There’s drinks
to be packed away.

There’s all of this.

What time is the dinner?
Like eight?

I don’t know.

Because the setup needs
to be done beforehand.

Go take a shower.

You’ve been on the beach
for a long day.

Go into your blacks
and then find Lara

and ask her how we can help her.

Lara, Johnny is just
getting into his blacks now.

He’ll be with you in 15.

All right. So we have lots of
silver curtain things.

I’ve got the napkins
and the placemats ready.

Tonight’s theme is
silver and pearls

to celebrate the guests’


sorority sisters.

You have to hurry.

I’m excited.

When you’ve known someone that
long, they become your family.

I want to make this over
the top and as glam as possible.

I need to make sure everything
is perfect for them.

I think it cannot get
more silver than this.

Sh--, I need to hurry up.

Fabulous.

Well, we’re kind of done now.

Oh, well.

But thank you.

Johnny, Adair,
they’re all done.

Copy that.
I’ll check the galley.

- Hi, baby.
- How are you?

Nervous.

How can I be of any use?

Maybe I should wear
those flip-flops.

I’m not flipping and
flopping around

on this boat with some heels on.

Truly?

In the best possible way.

Do you think it’s going to
stop someone

from wanting to marry me
because I’m, like, so weird?

No, you need to find
somebody that

is going to marry you
for being yourself.

- Is this too much?
- Not at all.

- She ready.
- She ready.

She ready.

[bleep] yeah, I feel sexy.

[chuckles]

- I got sunburned.
- Oh, damn.

See?

Glue me up.

Oh, what did I miss?

Nice one.

Wihan has a crush
on Adair,

but I think he’s, like,
a little bit of a flirt.

I think Wihan likes
the attention,

and I think he likes
to know he’s wanted.

And he is wanted in all
different directions.

Nice.

Well, ladies!

- Hi!
- Oh, this is fantastic!

- Oh, whoa!
- This is so pretty.

- I love this!
- This is so good.

- You all did a great job.
- You look amazing.

Oh!

All right, girls.

This is such a fire hazard.

- Hi, Cheffy.
- Hi, darling.

This smells amazing.

Tonight is the guest’s


of Friendship Dinner,
which is really special.

So I want to make them one of
my favorite special dishes,

which is a mushroom
truffle risotto.

These ladies have also
requested surf and turf.

It’s the perfect balance
of flavor and texture

in your mouth.

I’m really excited
about it, actually.

- Are we nearly ready?
- Yeah.

All right, guys, ready?

It’s just me and you guys.
This is good.

Did you say you love me?

[bleep]

This is terrible.

- What?
- Good evening, ladies!

[screaming]

Very nice!

You girls look beautiful.
Wow.

- Thank you, guys.
- Damn.

- My pleasure.
- All right, ladies.

So for your first course,
you have a truffle risotto.

- This is very good.
- That’s amazing.

Deck team, deck team,
if anyone is available

to help us with the cabins,
that would be great.

Go look in the bathroom
in that room.

Oh, God.
Do I want to?

How on earth?

She got half the beach in it.

There’s a new island
in the Seychelles.

It’s in the master cabin
in the bathroom.

Bro, this is not okay.

I’d like to get you guys
perspective on dating.

Older guys, settle
you, bring balance.

[laughing]

This is insane.

To the shoes at Bergdorf’s.

Okay.

Men will come and go, but
shoes will be there forever.

[cheering]

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

Beautiful steaks.

[laughing]

- What are you showing us?
- I don’t know.

Your thumb is a lot.

- Yeah.
- Thanks.

Oh, man.

All of them?

When I go down there and
I sit down there,

then I need to wash up, or
I need to go clean cabins.

Imagine I did that on
the tender with you.

Messed around.

I cannot run up and down
like this all night.

My feet are sore.
I’m tired.

Wihan is just setting a
poor example for his team.

He just does
what he wants to do.

We are a man down.

He should be offering to
do dishes, run plates,

help in the cabins,
just anything,

not lounging around
like a guest.

Like, I’m sorry, sir.

Should I have offered
you a c*ck?

I’ve never had to do this.
There’s too much.

Now, honestly,
like, someone has

to address these
- ing problems.

Deck crew, deck drew,
ready to go in service?

Let’s crack on.

Eww.

What’s the sauce again?

Me personally going
through a divorce process,

you know, there is somebody
that I really like,

and he is amazing.

But he’s broke.

Younger guys are fun.

But older guys, are they fun?
It’s relative.

Fun is when you have
to go to the bank

and every bill is paid.

[laughing]

- Go for it.
- Ooh, what is this?

Ooh.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

I’m sorry.

Please. That’s just really
too raw for me.

Thank you.

Man.

Oh, a little bit more?
Of course.

Yeah, I can take that
out of your way for you.

Here.

Sauced up.

Uh-oh.

It’s not cooked enough for her.

Another one to be cooked more?

Yes.

- Sorry about that.
- Thank you.

- Yes.
- Sorry about that.

I’m going to run this back.

Thank you.

All right, there’s more steaks.

The steaks are cooked,
but I just think

that these women don’t want
to see any blood at all.

Their restauranteurs, I would
have thought they would have

recognized a high-end
Wagyu steak,

how it’s really
meant to be eaten.

But I should have
just----ing

charred the sh-- out
of it for them.

I know, because it’s Wagyu.

Thank you.

Mmm.

Galley, how are we
looking on dessert?

I’m going to need one of your
girls to do the sorbets for me.

I’m on my way.

Deck crew, deck crew,

can I have some help
with plates, please?

That’s got my finger in it.

Oh, my God.

Is she like 25?
It’s like...



To sisterhood.

- Yeah.
- Sisterhood.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Cheers.

- Oh, my God.
- That’s beautiful.

So, I’ve made a coconut
pineapple Malibu cake.

It’s gorgeous.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

This cake is delicious.

This is really delicious.

All right, ladies,
night, night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

[laughing]

[bleep], my feet.

Can you go to bed?
I need you up at six tomorrow.

Six, copy, will do.

See y’all tomorrow.

[sighs]

They’re not big soda drinkers,

which is, like, good
compared to the last starter.

As in, like, soda water?

- Like coke.
- Oh, yeah, okay.

I love diet coke.

- And Dr. Pepper.
- And Dr. Pepper.

The first thing I do when
I go to the US is...

Get a Dr. Pepper.

Get a Dr. Pepper and try
and find an In ’n Out.

- Did you have Shake Shack?
- No.

You’ll have to take me there.

- Maybe.
- Maybe?

You told them earlier.

They were like, oh, are you
going to bring her to Aussie?

- Maybe.
- Is that what I said? Yeah.

Maybe I’ll bring
you to New Jersey.

- Maybe.
- Sorry.

I didn’t think I should tell
charter guests

our crew secrets.

- It’s dark, eh?
- Yeah.

I’ve been waiting
for that all day.

All day?
So have I.

Need a hand with anything?

I’m going to bed.

- Good night, sleep well.
- Love you.

I’m having a little bit of
the cake, is that okay?

Go ahead.

I wasn’t really strip teasing,

but I worked at a place
called Beef Cakes.

It’s a g*y bar, right?

I think next night out, I’ll
probably give it a good old go.

b*tch.

You have to fight
me for that.

Cute, honey, but I don’t
have to fight for a man.

Honestly,
there’s no competition.

I think I’m good.

Is it truffled?
It’s very strong.

Mama mia.

Get you there.

What?

Did you sleep well?

Yeah, I feel good.
Did you sleep well?

Yeah, I was just
shattered last night.

I might see a masseuse who
would come to the boat for me.

I’m a good masseuse.

I would rather not
get in a fight

with a certain
Brazilian person on board.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, that’s so nice.
- Thank you.

- So no one’s up yet?
- No.

She’s put her foot down with me.

No.

How do you feel about it all?

To be very honest with you,
I like the fact...

That women
are fighting over you?

No, no, no.
She came to me and said,

would you like
to go for a drink?

Like, of course,
I’m going to say yes.

But it’s not like she's
my girlfriend or anything.

Yesterday, I had, like,
my hair put some perfume

and blah, blah, blah.

And I came out
and Wihan passed me.

Didn’t even look in my eyes.

It’s like, hmm, okay, fine.

- Always.
- Yeah.

They think they’re like God.

Honestly, I
can’t just, like,

stop having a bit of a crush.

Yeah, I don’t really
know what to say.

I’m just going to check
if we have guests awake.

Oh, Lord.

Johnny, Adair, can
you meet me on the bow?

Copy that.

Good morning.
How are you?

Good.
Good.

I want to drive the crane.

What are you looking
forward to doing today?

Water activities, but I don’t
know about drifting away.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I get it.

Y’all, getting this crane up
and over the boat.

Ooh.

It definitely had some water.

She’s leaning weird.

Yeah, that’s a lot of water.

Cable up.

Okay, I’m going to lower it.

Should we bring this
jet ski down, though?

I know.
I’m worried.

Like, what if they hit
something out, like...

Yes.

The one with the short hair,
can’t swim.

Good morning, y’all.

- Morning.
- What’s up?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but if it stays for
too long and starts filling up

and one of these ladies
starts going down...

Is water supposed to
be completely filled

on the inside of
your jet ski? No.

It’s not an uncommon thing.
I’ve seen this before.

You turn open the valves.
You let the water drain.

I’m nervous, honestly.

I’m not too concerned about it.

It feels dangerous.
Yeah, I don’t know.

Yep.

Oh, [bleep], that’s hot.

Are you ready for
some breakfast?

- Yeah.
- All right, take a seat.

Yep, you can take those.

Some French toast.

And I have
truffle parmesan eggs.

How’s the French toast?

It’s amazing.

Water sports.

- What are we doing?
- They have jet skis.

- You want to do it?
- Yeah.

All right, y’all,
I’m going down.

Whoo!

[laughing]

You want a jetski?

Don’t be scared.
Don’t be scared.

Don’t be scared.
You want to hold on to me?

You shouldn’t be.

Whoo!

Good. It’s beautiful. I'm just
kind of taking it all in.

- Woo-hoo!
- Oh, yeah.

- I’m scared!
- Don’t be, don't be.

[chatters]

[screaming]

Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!

[screams]