01x17 - Drink Like No One's Watching

[bunniefuu]

Previously this season on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Welcome.

Captain is hawt.

I'm not type of captain
that sits in his wheelhouse.

I like time with the crew,
it's a family.

Nice to meet you, come here.

I'm the chief stew now, b*tches.

I just really want us
to all be friends.

Are you, like... you have
little tantrums and stuff?

Yeah, don't be stupid.

Most people describe
me as arrogant.

You stick to vacuums,
I'll stick to cooking.

This is my first
time being bosun.

Any issues, come to me.

My life has been
shaped by structure.

Follow the rules
to achieve good things.

This is so dangerous.

Wait, stop...
stop it, please.

-Cut my foot open.
-Calm down, all right?

I'm scared, mate.

Day one, you tried to...
It's gonna start now.

lead me by intimidation.

Can I finish my conversation?

Hold on, wait, wait, wait...

-I can see.
-Wait!

I knew exactly what I was doing.

You didn't.
I'm over it, mate.

I want him gone.

We're going to issue
a verbal warning.

Oh, really?

This confirms that Captain Jason
doesn't believe

that I could be a good leader.

When you live in a van,

you're sharing a twin-sized
bed with a person.

I actually have two picked out.

The whole crew is
cheering us on to bang.

Culver hooked up
with the primary.

Wait, Culver?

I saw it, it was happen...
it was...

That's so funny.

This is, like,
a slap in my face.

Just tell me you don't like me.

Cheffy, just slow down a
little.

Guests still have to
get out of the spa.

I don't give a *bleep*.

-Let me finish my dinner...
-Hey.

And you can talk all you want.

No, no, no, listen,
I'm your captain.

If you wanna bring it up three
decibels, I'll bring it up four.

With Ryan, I really can't
rely on him anymore.

Everything looks like sh--.

I was feeling very tired.

Is that why you're
working so slow?

I think we'll find an
experienced replacement.

I really need this team to
fire, so I'm gonna let you go.

I wasn't keen on the fish.

With the guests' feedback, I'm
gonna have to let you go, mate.

You fire someone,
there's a massive risk.

You don't know what
you're going to bring in.

Nate, nice to finally meet you.

You, too.
I want to impress him.

-This is the galley.
-Wow!

-Hey, Taylor.
-Hi!

Welcome aboard.

I started working on
boats when I was 18.

Looking at your CV is,
like *bleep* yes.

Oh, watch out, watch out!

I need everyone to
dance with the guests.

Sorry, guys, I'm just
tired, going to bed.

I think he might be getting
a little complacent.

I don't want that.

I mean, I pick up
the slack for everyone.

Final charter, Charity King,
her wife, and friends.

-Can I get a spicy margarita?
-Can I get a lychee martini?

This is gonna be busy.

SCUBA-diving, jet-skiing,
beach picnic,

a vow renewal ceremony,
a Mardi Gras theme party.

So much there.

Yeah, that's ----ed.

The access to the beach is a bit
of a concern this afternoon.

We have SCUBA-diving,
vow renewals, the Mardi Gras.

We need to be very
conscious of the tides.

It's getting shallow.

Beach party, you
bring guests back now.

We're running out of time.

The tide's gone out real quick.

We need to load everything into
the tender and get out of here.

Where's Culver?

Culver, Culver.

Culver, Culver, come in.

Oh, God.

Dude.

That's ----ing brutal, isn't it?

Yeah.

Jamie, I asked for
deck crew to come back.

It's low tide.

Sh--, let's just stay here.

-Culver.
-What's up, brother?

All crew, get back here,
exactly like I asked you.

----ing hell, eh.

When the captain asks
for something, he wants it.

I think we're leaving.

-I don't wanna go.
-Sh--.

Heave!

-No, it's back in the hole.
-Beach party, do you copy?

-Push, push, push.
-*bleep* me.

That way, that way, that way.

-Nice.
-*bleep*

Oh, so shallow.

Start transferring the guests.
Start transferring the guests.

We need to get back
to that boat, now.

Because of the tide
being so low,

we have to transfer
the guests on the water.

It's crazy, but I'm not gonna

get stuck in the mud
on the last day.

I wouldn't hear the
end of it from Jason.

Thank you.

I don't know if
I love this, guys.

Oh!

I'm so ----ing drunk.

I just want to get out of here.

What a cute little setup,
that's so sweet.

This is so shallow, man.

Let's go and get that stuff
packed and ready to go.

Thanks, Culver.

Thank you so much!

Good to transfer, guys.

All aboard the choo-choo train.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Just help Jason with all that
stuff on the swim platform.

No dramas, brother.

-Everybody ready?
-Yes, sir!

Bye, sweetie!

Culver, head in the game, dude.

Hello, everybody,
welcome back.

-Thank you.
-Be careful.

Hi!

How was the beach?

Awesome, I could have
just stayed all day.

-I know.
-It was beautiful.

The tide was going
out pretty quick.

-We got to enjoy it, at least.
-Good.

Okay.
Whew.

We're only gonna take
one tender for the dive.

You're going
to drive them to the site.

Copy that.

I need Ben to drive the tender,
entertain the guests.

I need to stay and set up
the vow renewal ceremony.

This charter's gonna test
everybody across the board,

We've got a hell of
a long way to go.

-No.
-Yeah, here.

Sorry, it was blasting in
the middle of the guests.

g*dd*mn, dude.

Are you good?

-Renewals.
-Renewing our vows.

We'd eloped six months ago

because our wedding was
canceled,

so this is the honeymoon
and wedding all in one.

It would be really nice
to share a few words

about where we've been
and where we're going.

Okay, so do a vow each?

-Mm-hmm.
-And then the ring ceremony.

That's all we need.

Okay.

We're good.

Really? Okay.

Oh, my God,
these people are crazy.

-Okay, Patron.
-It's happening again.

-Hello.
-Hi.

-Ooh... hi.
-Looking around.

You know you're hungover
when it is not a vibe.

So, what's gonna happen
for the dive, Ben will go.

All right.

There's so much going on today.

What's for dinner?

The Spanish tapas.

Char-grilled octopus,
I'll do that upstairs.

Then paella.

What is the theme for tonight?

Mardi Gras.

-Mardi Gras.
-Yeah.

-All right.
-This is your time to shine.

I'm gonna make it good.

Hey, where's our
costumes for tonight?

They're in a bag on the sundeck.

-And that's for crew?
-Yeah.

Okay.

It's already been
such an intense day,

and there's still
so much to come...

vow renewal, SCUBA-diving,
Mardi Gras, g*y Pride thing...

that in these moments
you just have to

take it half an hour at a time.

You can't think about it as a
whole or you'll jump overboard.

Hey, brother,
how you doing, Jack?

-Hey, mate...
-Jack, was it?

Jack.

Okay.

-Here we go.
-That one's for you.

-Watch your head.
-Thanks, Cappy.

Love ya, mate.

-Tumilicious.
-Yeah?

Copy, on my way.

Woo-hoo!

-String light here.
-Yeah.

Can we wrap fairy
lights around here?

-Yeah.
-It's gonna be cute.

Have you got
a speech prepared?

Oh, I've gotta do
that, too, wow.

-Yeah.
-Right-o.

Hi.

The guests just left,
he sent Benny.

He didn't ask me
who should go or anything.

I've been trying to earn Jason's
respect this whole season,

but I can tell I've never
gotten his full trust.

It hurts my feelings
a little bit.

I just... it hurts my feelings,
but whatever.

All right.

Okay, mate.

We've got octopus, you
don't need a steak knife.

Normal spoon, knife, fork.

Copy, were they in
good moods at the beach?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they loved it.

It's a magical spot.

Okay.



Ah!

Bite down, lip forward,
take a breath.

One, two, three...
big giant stride.

Woo!

I'm so glad to get
to see

the Great Barrier Reef
one more time.

Being on this yacht reminded me
to take a deep breath

and appreciate what I'm seeing.

At the beginning of the season

I was coming back into
yachting from a bad place.

I'm not there anymore,
and I'm grateful for that.

Yay!

[retches]

You okay?

Oh, sh--.

Oh, my God.

What the *bleep*?

Oh, my God, is Liz puking?

She's going again.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry,
you'll be back soon.

Oh, my word.

That should be the last of it.

Coming up...

Yay!

Oh, my God,
is Liz puking?

Yes.

-They're still drunk.
-Ooh.

Double whammy over here.

I'm quite impressed
by the synchronicity

of these guys vomiting.

They're in tandem,
going, like, one, two.

There is a beauty
in what I'm seeing.

It's just really
disgusting at the same time.

That should be the last of them.

All right, speech.

Share your sorrows
and dreams as one...

that's good.

-Hello.
-Hola.

That looks so good.

I'm gonna just run
to the bathroom really fast,

I'll be right back.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my goodness.

Can't wait to join that party.

Honestly, that was one
of the greatest things

I've ever done
in my entire life.

Benny, Benny, Jason.

Probably an hour before
sunset, time to head back.

We're just 15 minutes out.

Fifteen minutes' return.

All right, I'll make the drinks.

I'm coming.

-Captain!
-Hello.

Hi!

Watch your head, please.

Oh, no!

Would you like
some more alcohol,

it'll make you feel better?

Thank you.

That was awesome.

Okay, copy.

All crew, all crew,
we have a vow ceremony

on the foredeck,
and we're losing sun.

We've gotta move now.

It's gonna be so beautiful
out there at sunset.

Oh, my Lord.

Is there anything I can do
for you before we renew?

-Just be you.
-You just be you.

Tumi?

Where should I take this?

Where's Culver?

Deck, deck, we won't be putting
the jet-skis away tonight.

We're all gonna get dressed in
our whites for this ceremony.

We're running out of time.

Gonna be a long night.

This is really wrinkled.

-Gotta do it.
-I'm in a nervous sweat.

Your sweat's making me sweat.

Let's go, the mountain's
gonna block that sunset

It's starting.

We're making our way to
the ceremony now

because the sunset's gonna
disappear in the hill.

Look at this, it's so gorg.

-We gotta go up.
-We have to go up.

Ah!

We're so excited!

It's so beautiful!

This is so cool.

-Made it.
-Thank God.

Yeah, we're gonna get started.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen,

we have a revow to get on with.

Can I have
the lovely couple up here?

This is beautiful.

Ooh, I'm nervous!

Welcome, friends and loved ones.

We are gathered today
to celebrate

the union of Charity and Peta.

Your union will share your joys,
sorrows, and dreams as one.

Aw!

Charity, do you take
Peta to be your wife?

I do.

Peta, do you take
Charity to be your wife?

I do.

Would you like to do your
vows to each other?

Yeah!

Charity, the love of my life,

I'm proud to be with you,

and even more proud
to call you my wife.

My greatest adventure
has been following

my heart's navigation
to yours.

-Oh, my God.
-Oh!

I love you, and I cannot wait
to see where we set sail next.

-I love you.
-I love you.

Woo!

[cheering]

-Yay!
-Thank you!

[shouting]

Thank you, darling,
it was beautiful.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

I love love, I love romance.

Just holding hands and
looking into each other's eyes

and remembering why
they love each other.

They're so beautiful.

I really hope Scott
and I will be like that

when we get married.

Should we go get our
Mardi Gras stuff on?

Let's party!

Is that what you're
wearing to Mardi Gras?

Yes.

How do you feel?

-Whew, married.
-Yeah!

Hi, this is Jason Chambers.

I'm calling about my process
to get to the Philippines.

Okay, well, that's... okay.

It's nice to be part
of something like this.

It reminds me of home.

With COVID, and not being
able to see my daughter

for over a year now,
I'm trying every avenue

to get to the Philippines,
and it's not working.

You can't even get out.

I'll try again later.

I'm going to swim
there if I have to.

I look like an uncircumcised,
flaccid p*nis.

Because we're so behind today,

we've got this Spanish lunch,
we've got the Mardi Gras,

and we've got the g*y Pride,

and we've had to shove
them all together.

So, now we have El Mardi g*y.

Wait, I'll get an erection...
whoa!

[laughing]

So, we are taking off
at 9:00 in the morning.

Yeah.

-What time, 7:00 on deck?
-Yeah.

Cool.

I want them screaming
for an encore, hey?

-I love that, I love that.
-This is the itchiest thing.

It looks great,
and that's all that matters.

I'm really afraid of
myself tonight.

Woo! Yes!

There you go.

Woo!

Culver, Jason's gonna wanna
see us bring it up there.

Okay, brother.

If what Jamie is saying is true,

that Cap has all
these issues with me,

I have a target on my back,
it sucks,

and it's had an impact on me.

I'll just throw it together.

Having said that, I'll finish
this season out strong.

I remember who I am.

My name's Keith Stone!

Yeah!

Real pirates come out at night!

Yeah!

Ha!

Old Keith's ready
to cut loose tonight.

Oh, that's amazing!

I'm ready for this party, baby.

-Jamie to Nate.
-Go ahead, mate.

You can turn
that barbeque on now.

No worries.

Hey, Ben, if you're up there,

can you turn that
barbeque on, please?

You wanna do the
barbeque, Brittini?

-Do what?
-Put the barbeque on.

I know it's, like, five steps.

Oh, my God.

Here we go... just...
wait, where are these...

Can you do it, can you do it,
the barbeque?

Yeah.

-All right.
-Ah!

Benny!

Jamie to Nate.

Go ahead, mate.

You can turn that barbeque
on now.

No worries.

Hey, Ben, if you're up there,
can you turn that barbeque on?

Can you do it, the barbeque?

-Yeah.
-All right.

Ah!

-I'm burning!
-Ooh!

Oh, my God!

It smells like fire.

We're good.

-Are you okay?
-What the *bleep* just happened?

Was the gas too on?

Oh, my God, turn the gas off.

Are you okay?

Am I burned?
Am I all right?

-Are you okay, Brittini?
-It's fine.

My eyelashes are
burned off, though.

Is my face burned off?

You're just shocked.

Let's go to the bridge,
we'll get the medical kit.

It's all right, we're alive.

Oh!

Jesus Christ.

Mate, I just got burned, like.

You know what just happened?

What happened?

She turned the gas on,
lit it, whoosh.

-Like, all my hair.
-*bleep*.

Let me look at you... are you
in pain, are you bleeding?

I'm just in shock at the moment.

Is the gas off now?
Like, what's the deal?

Yeah, let me go and have a look.

I'll be back here.

Bottle gas on a boat
is probably

one of the
most dangerous things.

It could have been a lot
worse than what it was.

Benny is a bit frazzled,
but at the start of the season

he would have went to his room,
so Benny's come a long way.

And not only Benny
dodged a b*llet,

but everyone in the
vicinity dodged a b*llet.

Holy sh--.

Taylor, if you could
check the cabins.

-Yes.
-So funny.

Aesha?

-Hello?
-Still on for 8:00?

-Yeah.
-Perfect.

Tonight's Spanish
Mardi Gras Pride party,

it's the last dinner.

I really wanna impress
the sh-- out of the guests.

I've got strawberry gazpacho
to start.

The paella's on the stove,

and then I'm gonna cook
the char-grilled octopus

at the table with them.

I really wanna light the fuego.

Yay!

-I couldn't!
-I can.

I could tell.

Is it mayhem up there, or
are they ready to sit down?

Lookit, this is like
Jamie's normal night.

I think we should
sit them down now.

-Yeah, sit them down now.
-Before they get too cooked.

I can serve the gazpachos now.

He's, like,
not a ----ing chance.

All right, start
sitting them down.

What do you want me to go with?

Olives, good to go.

Okay.

Thank you!

You're welcome.

Oh, wow, what's that?

Strawberry gazpacho.

Dude, that's really hot.

Yeah, well, open her up.

Turn it down.

Ooh, Nate, what are you making?

I've got some
char-grilled octopus coming up

-on the barbeque here.
-Yay!

Yes!

Do you mind just
coming round with me?

Sure.

I had a guy mansplain
to me at the gym recently

how to do a lunge.

Wow.

Yeah, yeah.

Would you like some
seafood paella?

-I would love some!
-Paella!

Oh, my gosh.

Honey, you've never seen
so much octopus in your life.

It was weirdly sexual.

She dabbles.

All right, guys, enjoy.

-That is really good.
-This is amazing.

-I ----ing love gazpacho.
-The octopus is amazing.

The octopus were banging.

This time tomorrow night...

the town will be
falling to pieces.

Delicious.

-Do you want anything else?
-I am full.

-Full as a bull?
-Yeah.

Then get properly fired tonight.

Need a little p*ssy?

Let's do this.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God!

-Benny!
-Woo!

Well done, darling.

Done!

Good job!

I'm used to boats where, like,
guests don't even talk to me.

But on this boat, you work,
you socialize...

everything's tied together.

I'm very awkward getting
down with the guests,

but I'm gonna try.

Great job everyone.

-Yeah.
-Today was difficult.

We handled it so well.

Let's get up there
and have a little dance,

-and then call it quits.
-Yeah.

What, we can have drinks?

Yeah, you can have a sangria.

I'm very proud of them doing
this together as a team.

Taylor and Nate,
it's only the second charter.

Aesha has interior firing.

They're gonna walk away knowing

that they've gone
past their boundaries.

She's gonna be a
little pink sperm.

Oh, oh!

Your last night!
Do something crazy.

-Whatever, man.
-Woo!

It's the last night!

Woo!

Oh, my God.

Yes, honey!

Oh!

How are we?

We've been looking for you.

We have made a nightclub!

I wouldn't want the last
night to be anything different.

Hey, Benny,
quit drinking at work.

-You want me to stay up?
-No, she's got me, baby.

Okay.

We gonna keep the party rolling.

It's a workout.

I definitely feel torn.

It's the last night,
everyone's having fun.

Yes, you're only
allowed one drink;

Culver has had maybe a
couple more.

He's still standing upright,
everything's in check.

It's been a long season.

Captain Jason's out to get me.

I'm just drinking like
a fishbowl right now.

What is it, six to eight drinks,

you know, when
the wheels fall off?

Oh!

The walls,
we gonna knock 'em down.

Is this allowed,
am I breaking the rules?

Am I breaking the rules?

-This was for the...
-Culver.

Culver.

Let's have a chat.

I think he should
have some water.

Oh... one sec.

Hey, Cap.

You've gotta get up at 6:30.

I need you guys to have
eight hours' sleep.

Okay. All right.

-Start breaking away.
-Okay.

-Thanks.
-Yep.

I can see Culver's drunk.

If the season
wasn't over tomorrow,

he'd be gone right now.

But for now, I'm not gonna
make a bit deal

in front of the guests,
and tomorrow, I'll handle it.

Yeah, just go and...
go down.

Okay.

I have to go to bed,
I have to get my rest.

I'll talk to you guys
in the morning.

-Yeah, we'll see you then.
-Bye!

All right, see you guys later.

I'm just packing this away,
and then...

-Yeah.
-Okay.

-Night.
-Ugh.

Oh... good night.

Are we gonna go to bed?

Yes.

Very busy day.

Well, the pants look
lovely on you.

Oh, thanks, yeah.

Peace.

So, wait, Culver...

Dude, he was drinking all night.

I'm just like, Culver,
dude, ugh.

[hums]

-Good night.
-Bye.

You, too!

We're done.

[snoring]

Ah.

-Morning.
-Morning.

I love this!

Culver, jump on a ski.

Uh-oh.

[toilet flushes]

Yeah, copy that, bud.

Let's not flush on the radio.

-Pancakes?
-Yep.

-Nice one!
-Noice!

You've done so well,
we've had so much on.

All right, engine off,
come up.

Hey, you good?

Yep, clear.

I can't believe it's over.

Are you staying
around here, Nate?

Yeah, I've got a job
coming up until the 18,

but I'd love to do something
longer, do you know what I mean?

If that's something I can
help you with, I'll do that.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

So, he likes Nate.

That's awesome.

Yeehaw!

Jamie, do you need me?

Can you go down and flake out
the tow line for us, please?

-Yeah.
-Thank you.

Culver and Benny,
once you guys are finished,

can you both head to
the anchor, please?

Copy that.

-Holy cow!
-Oh, my God.

-Here you go.
-Those are amazing.

-Oh, my God.
-Wow.

Pancakes.

Those look so good.

Wow.

This is my final chain locker.

You tell that chain, "I'm not
scared of you no more."

Ah!

What's happening down there?

It's big, it's fast,
I'm sh--ting myself.

Okay, foredeck, you can start
taking up on that anchor.

-Oh, God.
-Bring it in.

Last time, baby.

Okay, Cap, anchor is home,
anchor is home.

Ready to go.

Tumilicious, definicious...
morning.

All right, nice work,
thanks, guys.

Next time you have a job,
you're gonna

start trying to like
grab her cooche and stuff,

and they're going to be like,

what are you doing,
and "You're like, oh...

oh, yeah, we don't
do that here."

The last day of camp
vibes from everyone.

Deck, let's go, guys,
one last time.

All right, here we go.

First starboard marker is
currently 20 meters and holding.

Giddy-up, giddy-up.

A lot of positives
to come from all this.

Yeah.

It's really exciting to see.

-You wanna have a drive?
-Really?

Yeah, come on.

So, that's the steering wheel.

-Okay, what do I do?
-Swing it around.

Rocks to starboard midships

is currently 15 meters
and holding.

So, now go forward here.

-This forward?
-No, no, take it in.

Faster!

Do you think we can
take the robes?

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'll take over from here.

Thank you.
I was...

Oh, my God.

That was really cool, though.

Next female captain.

Here we are!

I just steered the boat.

-Ah!
-So proud of you!

I'm the only one on the team
that did this the whole season,

so this is a huge
celebratory moment for me.

Go, Brittini.

All right, now, Benny,
go for it, brother.

Woo!

Jamie, lock that off for me.

Okay, crew, let's
get our penguin suits on

and get to the aft.

Good job, boys!

Woo-hoo!

Things are gonna get
outrageous tonight.

Let's get some luggage, boys.

Jeez, there's no leg hairs
on my right leg.

-Thank you, brother.
-Yeah.

All crew, all crew,
on the aft deck ASAP.

Oh, my God,
it's our last line-up!

-Yay!
-Hey!

You're beautiful.

Thank you so much.

-Thanks for marrying us.
-Good luck.

Thank you so much, Captain,
it was awesome.

-You're welcome.
-I can't wait for you...

Thank you very much.

...to officiate again
in six months.

-We're gonna keep renewing.
-Love it!

And this is for
all of you folks.

I appreciate that.

Thank you so much for your
hard work and your love.

That's what it's all about.

Bye!

-Bye, guys!
-Woo!

Okay, so quickly,
blue shirts on,

-and team meeting in 15 minutes.
-Okay.

Oh, God.

No one's safe!

Hurry up!

Yay!

Culver, Culver, do you copy?

Yep, go ahead, Cap.

Can you come to the
bridge deck salon?

Okay, copy that.

Hey, Cap.

Right, let's talk
about last night.

Okay.

You were only supposed
to have one drink.

Let's talk about last night.

You were only
supposed to have one drink.

You did have a
few more than that.

Yes.

Okay, I'm glad you're not lying.

The problem with that
is a safety issue,

and the disrespect you're
showing myself for doing it.

I don't mean to disrespect you.

Next time, think a
little bit differently.

Mm-hmm.

If the season wasn't over,
you would actually be gone.

For the last week or two,

I feel like you've just wanted
to go to another chapter anyway.

Jamie had spoken to me about it,

that the Cap's kinda got
this target on your back.

Captain has a target on you,
I'm telling you.

If I said something
to Jamie, which I did,

because I didn't think your head
was in the game 100 percent,

as a leader, he should
be going back,

working on that,
to encourage you.

Mm-hmm.

A true leader
would actually do that.

Yeah.

Wouldn't actually throw targets
at you to discourage you...

Mm-hmm.

Which is probably what happened.

So, that's something
I hope Jamie can learn too,

-in the future.
-Okay.

You know what you did
wrong with last night?

Yes.

So, I'm not gonna jump
up and down.

Safety and respect,
that's all I care about.

Take responsibility, understand
it, and let's just put it away.

Perfect.

Thank you very much for
the season.

-Yeah, we all good, Cap?
-Oh, very good, very good.

Cool.
Thanks for everything.

-Appreciate the talk.
-You're all right, mate.

-All right, thanks.
-All right, enjoy yourself.

I will.

And just remember, yeah?

All crew, all crew, we're gonna
go straight to the tip meeting.

Copy that.

My feet are sore.

If you don't mind just
burning my uniform.

-Yes!
-Yay!

-Show me the money.
-Yay!

Let's go!

Well, the total tip was 21,000;
that's $16,149 U.S.

Nice.

Per person, that's $1,750
Australian, and it's $1,345 U.S.

-Woo-hoo!
-So, not a bad way to finish.

Beautiful.
And the helmet...

I really wanna give it
to Ben again,

because he hasn't really
worn it properly

[shouting]

When Jase first gave me the
helmet, I wasn't too keen.

You have to wear
that for dinner.

It's not gonna bloody happen.

But I get what the
helmet means now.

It's about... reflection.

-Oh, my God.
-Yeah!

Woo-hoo!

Transport's coming
tonight for us at 4:15.

-Thank you!
-Right-o, so, rubbish, covers...

we need to knock it off.

Sounds good, crank it out.

-Straight into it.
-Oh, my God!

Yes!

Get this bed apart, and
never make it again!

Ah!

Oh, my God, I never
in my life thought

I'd meet a chief stew
like Aesha,

that was so confident
in who she was.

Ugh.

And she embraces you
being who you are.

My housekeeping's been
so good this season.

Bad Culver.

What was the conversation about?

Cap told me to make sure I'm not
celebrating too early, you know.

-It was a good talk.
-Okay, good.

You still wanna spend two weeks
with me in the van, right?

No doubt about that.

Look, no matter what,

Culver and I have such
a beautiful friendship,

and this is not just
a yachtie friendship,

it's a lifelong friendship.

If I need sex or whatever, I can
take care of my own pleasure.

Is that all the trash, Brittini?

Yeah.

Let's ----ing rage, baby.

[cheering]

Sh--, everyone waiting on me?

Ooh!

So cute!

Oh, I got a helmet.

-Hey!
-Oh!

Hey!

Take us to the alcohol.

Golly Rodgers, you're so
much more than a second.

Too good.

Tumi, I don't know what
I did to deserve her.

Yes!

She's so good at her job,
better I think she realizes.

She will definitely be
a chief stew one day.

This is gorgeous!

Oh, thank you.

Portrait.

Do you know what portrait is?

Yes, I click the button,
I'm in portrait.

-Are you listening?
-You don't listen.

Are you going home?

Mm, no, I'm going to the States.

What are you gonna do?

Yeah, shall we take
a seat for dinner, y'all?

-Ah!
-You have to sit down.

-No, you're there, Cappy.
-Cappy.

-Cappy, Cappy, Cappy.
-Sit!

Culver... he's still
getting over last night.

-Ay-oh!
-Hey-oh!

Y'all quit roasting
me over here!

Oh!

Thank you.

-Cheers, b*tches!
-Cheers!

Okay, guys, we've ordered a wide
variety of food, and enjoy it.

Oh, thank you!

Thank you, ladies.

That is so good.

It is amazing.

Ladies and gentlemen, this
is a wonderful moment.

We've actually made it
happen, and we succeeded,

and we're ----ing friends.

Yeah, I love that.

-*bleep* yeah, Cap.
-Cheers!

-Thalassa!
-To Thalassa!

----ing Thalassa!

Honestly, Brittini,
you've actually grown.

Thank you.

Culver, Jamie,
I don't know where

their future is in yachting,

but I actually feel
that you actually

do have a future in yachting.

-I love honesty.
-I might cry.

[chuckles]

This whole season I've had Jason
undermining me, pissing me off.

----ing over it.

So, getting emotional.

I really appreciate all of you.

-Yay!
-Thank you very much.

I love you guys.

Obviously he's never
really appreciated me.

Anyone with eyes and
a brain can see that.

*bleep*. Eye's twitching a bit,
it's like...

Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm going home.

Enjoy your last night.

Bye, love you!

Peace out, homie.

Let's go to Magnums!
Let's go to Magnums!

Oh...

Magnums my baby!

*bleep* Aesha!

What a night, eh?

Good way to finish the season,
disrespected by Jason,

all wet, like,
*bleep* me.

What's happening?

Don't ----ing push me!

We're gonna go, yeah, yeah.

[mouths words]

Thank you so much.

Get ----ing camera out of
my ----ing face.

Let him go on his little
path of destruction.

Jamie, that was horrible.

Shut up, Tumi.

*bleep* that, dude.

*bleep* off, Tumi.

You treat people like that,
you can suck my...

Chicken noodle!
Chicken noodle!

Galley party!

Let's get loose in the galley!

*bleep* yeah!

We can make
a crew make-out.

Yeah.

Wait, wait...

before we leave this boat,
someone needs to hook up.

All right, make out.

Yo!

Ooh!

If everyone can just make out
right now, that'd be great.

*bleep* yeah!

I'm tired.

Oof, Jesus.

I can't go to sleep.

It was so fun to kiss someone.

*bleep* yes!

It's ----ing bullsh--.

[alarm sounds]

Ugh.

I think I'm still drunk.

I can't be bothered today,
to be honest.

Yeah.

I actually can't be bothered.

Yes, I'm packing!

Yeah.

Thank you so much for putting
up with me.

I was promiscuous last night.

There was definitely tongue.

I've never had this kind
of yachting experience.

I've never felt this connection
with a crew before.

-Taylor.
-I'm off on my jolly way.

-Thank you very much.
-Aw, thank you.

You really helped us out.

Thank you, have fun
in the Philippines.

Yes!

Aesha and Tumi taught
me to have fun at work.

-Goodbye.
-Oh, you're talking to me now?

No.

I think no matter what,
I'm so glad for this experience.

I cannot wait
to get in that van.

I really can't.

Cappy, it's been
a short journey,

but it's been
an amazing journey.

Really blessed to
have worked with you

for the short time we had.

If you want a good
recommendation, stay in touch.

-Thanks very much.
-Thanks, my friend... ah.

Safe travels.

To leave with a recommendation,
I'm pretty happy.

I came on board and I
wanted to be proud of myself,

and I wanted to
impress Captain Jason.

Even with a lot of challenges
along the way,

I feel like I've done that.

-Nate!
-I'm off.

How are you, my friend?

I'm amazing.

From day one, like I always
said, you're a great captain,

but you're also a good lad.

As soon as I saw you
and we spoke,

I realized there was
no sh-- given.

It was there.

That's gonna be with us forever.

You're going where?

I'm going to do my dive master.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I came on this vessel
after losing my parents.

Being here was
a cathartic release.

-You're a good mate.
-Thanks, mate, so are you.

The intensity of the experience
that I've had

has allowed me to let go.

-Gonna miss you.
-Gonna miss you, too.

I'm excited to continue
getting out there after this

and cracking on with life.

I'm out this b*tch, y'all.

-Tumi!
-I'm leaving.

-Wait, we gotta do it...
-Tumi and Brittini.

Growing up in a country
that's extremely strict

and manners are
such a big thing,

I struggle to really be me,

because I was always like,
oh, have I taken it too far.

I love you so much.

But this crew allowed me
to truly just express

who I am and speak my truth.

Thank you so much,
Capitano, aw!

You and Aesha worked
like yin and yang.

You were the stable,
the concrete, of everything.

Can you just kiss already?

----ing hell!

Don't blush, I know
you're getting red.

Bye, b*tches!

-Cap.
-Culver!

All right.

Thanks, mate.

Oh, brother.

What you bring in terms of
entertainment to the guests,

that was priceless,
you know?

Other things are
just to the side.

-I'm gonna miss you.
-Thank you, Cap, appreciate it.

All right, Brittini.

Okay, I'll meet you
out on the bow.

Okay, cool.

-Here she is.
-Here she is!

Oh, Brittini.

I feel great working with you.

I actually feel like
I'm passing something on.

I come into yachting kinda
just using it to make money

and just travel, but now
I actually see a career.

It wasn't until working
with you that I saw that.

So, thank you for igniting that.

The best thing about this
experience has been

realizing that I am the person
I've always wanted to be.

-Enjoy your travels.
-Thank you.

-Okay?
-Yeah.

-Get out there in the nature.
-I am.

-Okay?
-Yeah.

I don't look back
with any regrets.

It's really beautiful
to see other people

respond to my authentic self.

-Bye, Thalassa!
-See ya!

Van life, here we go!

-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my gosh.

-Captain.
-You well?

Yeah.

You got a lot going on
for the next six months?

Yeah, man, get that license,
and then, you know,

never know where that might
lead me, you know?

Yeah.

You worked hard in
bringing the team together.

You were my support,

and if I didn't have
your support, I'm nothing.

Yeah.

You know, I needed you,
and you were there.

I can't thank you enough.

Yeah, thanks Captain.

Wow, like, shocked me a bit

that he did see what was
happening and appreciated it.

You're a ----ing
good soul, man.

-Thank you, my friend.
-Thank you.

Well, like I've said
all season long,

I appreciate Jason's guidance.

He's a good guy.

Working with him has been
a really cool experience.

Hello!
I'm leaving you!

I know, I feel like
I've lost a leg already.

Oh, I love you.

You're amazing... you...
it's a treat.

We actually did a
frigging good job.

The whole vibe of this
season was because of you.

So, thank you for making
Thalassa how it was.

This was my first time doing
a full season as chief stew.

I feel proud of my growth
and how far I've come.

I learned so much.

I probably was a bit too nice,

but these are all things
that I can use

to move forward
and keep growing.

-Love you, brother.
-Bye.

Now, I just wanna go
back to the States,

I wanna spend time with Scott.

Once I've had a bit of a rest,
I can look at other boats

that I can apply for chief
mother----ing stew, b*tch!

[ship horn honks]

Ah!

Love you, b*tch!

I don't think anyone
understands how hard

it is to actually do a season.

We had our ups and downs,
but at the end of the day,

we allowed ourselves to grow,
and that makes people family.

I'm gonna miss this family,
but good thing about family...

-we can reunite.
-[phone ringing]

Ha ha ha!

Come here! Hey!

Oh, I missed you so much...
look at you, look at you!