01x16 - Dirty Laundry

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Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

It’s a lot.

I need a day off
to just relax.

Oh, watch out, watch out!

I need everyone should have
a dance party with the guests.

Sorry, guys, I’m just tired.
I’m going to bed.

I think he might be getting
a little complacent, relaxed.

Two charters to go, you know?

I don’t want that.

It definitely doesn’t
motivate me.

It’s bullsh--, to be honest.

Charity King, celebrating
her recent marriage,

would like a vow renewal
ceremony

in recognition of
their wedding last year.

The group expects a slide.

Her dietary restrictions
are vegan and gluten-free.

Upon boarding,
the guests request

regular and vegan cheese,
ceviche, and prawn canapés.

On night one, guests request
a well-flavored seafood menu.

Safe to say
I’m sh--ting my pants.

But I’d be open to it.

I need to talk to Culver.

It’s been an ongoing thing.

Yeah.

Leaving at 12:00, or...

No, we have to leave by 11:00.

It’s time to go.

Oh, my God!

That’s Jourdi...
he’s kissing Jourdi!

Oh, my God!

Let’s go, let’s go!

Do you want a drink?

Yes, please.

What are you having?

Vodka-soda.

Are you all right?

Nate, ba*ls to the wall.

Shot?

-Yeah, I’ll have a shot.
-For sure.

Mm-hmm, yeah. I get it.

He isn’t in that mindset
now, so... later!

Later.

Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go!

Woo!

We’re all going to get
a drink right now.

I love you!

You have done so well.

Please don’t worry
about anything.

Ready to get outta here.

I’m ready to go home.

I’m sorry, I need
my interior tomorrow.

-Where’s Culver?
-Have a good night.

I talked to Culver.

-And?
-And?

No doubt.

He’s open to it,
but not open to it.

It’s really weird,
I don’t understand it.

Culver!

He’s been a naughty boy.

Jesus Christ.

Back before midnight,
that’s what I said, see?

Oh, 11:55. Yeah.

-Yeah, yo!
-Who’s gonna clean those up?

If the captain comes
out to this,

were gonna be ----ing blasted.

It’s our last charter, and I
wanna finish it so, so strong.

And I’m disappointed
that not everyone

is feeling the same way.

One more charter to go,
then we can get as sh--faced

as we ----ing want.

Oi, there’s a credit card
down there.

It’s probably mine.

All right, good night.

All right, brother.
Peace out.

See you in the morning, Nate.

Yeah.

-All right.
-Night.

Ugh.

Hi, how are you?

I love your shirt.

Do you wanna see her riding?

I would love to see her riding.

Wow, that’s pretty good.

You must get all that
talent from your papa.

[laughing]

-Yeah, it’s...
-Oh... oh, this is Aesha.

Hello!

She’s pretending to be
frozen, like it’s bad signal.

Oh, I see.

But I’m gonna go get ready.

I hope I can visit soon.

I love you too.

Oh, my God.

Ugh, just gathering my mind.

How are you feeling, baby?

I’m feeling rough.

-Hey, brother.
-Ugh, straight into it.

-Last charter.
-Yeah, dawg.

Can you just finish cabins?

Got you.

All right, let me go
get that crane ready.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Thinking this’ll hold?

Let’s adjust it a little bit
towards the back of it,

just... yeah.

Brittini, Culver, make your
way to the sundeck, please?

I’m coming, but Culver’s
on the window band.

Coming around.

Just wait a sec.
Just wait a sec, Brittini.

And there she is.

Ah!

Thanks for your help.

*bleep* me

So, how are you today?

It’s about putting down
what you’ve got,

well-represented,
good communication.

-Focus on that.
-Yep.

The guest’s a seagan.

I don’t mind dietary
requirements and stuff,

but their request that every
dinner has something, I mean,

it adds a whole different
layer to this bullsh--.

Ugh.

Taylor and Tumi,
please come to the crew mess.

Oh, my head is throbbing.

Copy, on my way.

So, I’m running
through the itinerary,

so you guys can just
get it in your mind.

-Ugh.
-There’s so much to do.

So, Tumi, I wanna
rotate you guys...

-Yeah.
-...and have you on lates.

I like that.

Taylor, you’ll be doing
laundry and cabins.

Yes.

So, do you just wanna
go to the laundry?

Yeah, I can smash it out, easy.

Mm, a lot to do. Whew.

Dude, I feel like we don’t ever
have to wash this boat again.

All right, Mr. Kiss-A-Lot.

I didn’t kiss anybody.
Did I?

Culver hooked up
with the primary.

-What?
-Did he?

Wait, Culver...

I saw it, it was happen...
it was...

That’s so funny.

Wow.
I’m offended now.

I thought you saw it and
that’s why you were talking...

because where you
were talking at the bar

was where it happened.

I didn’t see
anything, obviously.

This is like a ----ing
slap in my face.

His response to me asking
if he liked me was like,

well, you know, we’re at work,

and then he hooks up
with a charter guest.

It’s like your excuse
was a ----ing excuse.

Just tell me you don’t like me.

So, Culver basically hooked up.

Oh, my God.

Laundry, laundry, laundry.
What the *bleep*?

You okay?

Ironing these shirts are
getting me stressed out.

Oh! You got this, girl.

How do I not know how
to iron a shirt?

Typically, you start
your career in laundry.

But I joined a
boat that was bigger.

We had a person whose
sole job was to do laundry,

so I never had to do it.

I love to be good at,
like, everything.

In childhood,
my natural competitive self

wanted to beat my friends
and get the best marks,

do really well in sports.

So, this is new.
Oh, embarrassing.

I think she’s good to go.

Ugh.

Nice.

Attention all crew,
attention all crew,

guests will be on their way
in the next 10 to 15 minutes.

Please start
getting dressed now.

Tumi, Culver hooked up
with Jourdi last night.

Shut up.

I know, I didn’t know it either
until the guys were telling me.

How come you can’t kiss, but
he can hook up with Jourdi?

Well, we work together.

But you have chemistry
with Jourdi?

Get the *bleep* outta here.

I’m pissed.

I wanna see Brittini
and Culver kiss.

But clearly, he can’t handle
a woman like Brittini.

Ah, ah, oh, God.

We got this.

So, they’re married.

All crew, all crew, meet on the
aft deck, guests are arriving.

Let’s go.

You look so beautiful.

I’m ready for a margarita now.

I’m ready for a drink.

Taylor, Taylor, do you mind
pouring the champagne?

Here they come.

Thirsty.

I know, get me a champagne.

-Hey!
-Hi!

We are some thirsty b*tches.

-Hello, I’m Jason.
-Hello, I’m Charity.

-Hey, Charity.
-Nice to meet you.

You, too.

Mwah, welcome aboard.

Holy wowsa, we got some
hotties on board, that’s wassup.

-Yay!
-Woo!

Welcome aboard Thalessa.

Aesha will show you around.

So, let’s get going.

-Woo!
-Yeah!

Let’s get this luggage on.

Why is all of our crew so hot?

Come this way, come this way,
come this way.

I have a feeling these
girls packed heavy.

Oh!

So, let’s go up to the sundeck.

Here’s the Jacuzzi/sundeck area.

Oh, look at that.

I’m never leaving.

I love your bloody
voice already.

Oh, my God, my mum’s side of
the family is all from York!

-Where?
-I love it.

Oh, my God, it’s leg day.

First thing the girls said
was "We’re thirsty."

I think it’s gonna be dangerous.

Yeah, it might be.

So, here’s the cabins.

I feel like I’m on the Titanic.

So, there’s two
singles in there,

and then the master at the end.

Ah, we have a complaint...

there’s gender
non-conforming stuff.

-Oh, my God, not already.
-What’s happened?

It says "his and hers."

Oh, wow.

Oh, I’m sorry about that.

I don’t think
I can take them off.

All right, can we just get a...
can we get a label-maker?

The patriarchy
is strong in this room.

Dan, it has a hair in the bath.

-Does it?
-It has a what in the baht?

It’s got a hair in the bath.

We’ve just found
a hair in our bath.

Oh, my God,
are you guys serious?

Whose hair was it?

Ugh! It’s so frustrating.

I want us to finish ----ing
strong, and this is so opposite.

Coming up...

-Your sister’s here?
-Uh-huh.

-Cheers, girls.
-Lovely!

Dan, it has a hair in the bath.

-Does it?
-It has a what in the bath?

-It’s got a hair in the bath.
-Does it?

In the corner.

Oh, no. Sorry about that.

Oh, my God, get it DNA tested
and find out who it’s from.

Yeah.

-Oh, sorry about that.
-Thank you.

----ing hell...
it’s an embarrassing start

to the last charter.

-So, be very careful.
-Let me go.

Okay.

But not about to go around
being like, you, you, you.

It’s the last charter,
keep morale high,

because we’re really
gonna need it.

Oh, my God, it’s tiny.

So, the side the ramekins are
on, that’s all the vegan stuff.

Vegan.

And then we’ve got ceviche
and prawn c*ck.

Yeah. Awesome.

They’re high-maintenance.

Deck crew, let’s
drop all lines.

Copy.
Aft lines all dropped.

All lines in on the bow.

Aw, that’s our last time.

Ah, this is what we need.

-Oh, thank you so much.
-Yum!

Here, let’s do,
like, a video.

Woo!

Starboard quarter to dock,


You’re clear to swing.

[ship honks]

That’s our last departure.

-Woo!
-Yeah, copy that.

-Woo!
-Hello, darling.

They’re gonna be picky.

Okay, I’ll come up and
have a chat with them.

In a minute I’ll come to a halt,
and we’ll pick up Benny.

Copy that.

Hey, guys, how’s things?

This one’s fresh cold trout.

On this side, it’s all vegan.

-Clearly.
-Thank you so much.

Benny’s making his approach.

Now he’s making his approach.

Last time.
Let’s go, Benny.

Tumi, Tumi,
can you clear the table?

Copy, on my way.

All right, Cap,
tender’s been released.

Thank you.

Brittini, Ben, change
into your wets, please.

Copy.

All good, two and a half
hours until we get there.

So, I’ll give you a call 20 out.

We’ll get the jet-ski covered
and crane into position.

-Okay, perfect.
-How’s Culver?

Fine, you know, no issues there.

Good.

We’ve gotta keep
our wits about us,

because it’s the last charter
and I really want to finish...

Yeah.

...with, like,
the best service we’ve done.

We will.

-Can we get c*ck?
-Spicy margarita.

Duh!

So, two lychee martinis,
two spicy margs.

I want a spicy marg too.

Does he not like seafood?

Were you also straight
until you met Josh?

[laughing]

Three spicy margs.

Oh.

"I dipped it in."

Two marti... martini-i-i-is.

Charity and Peta.

You two are so affectionate
towards each other.

An engagement
and then a wedding.

Yay, thank you!

I have your spicy margs.

Oh, thank you.

Can I get an apple martini?

Apple martini? Yes, of course.

Yes, please, thank you.

Good teamwork.

-Strength, you know.
-Yep.

Oh, thank you so much!

Lychee martinis.

Yay!

Ooh, let’s hope I don’t spill.

Can I get a spicy margarita
for Peta and myself?

Can I get a lychee martini.

That martini went down
far too easily.

I know.

Could I get a
classical margarita?

This is gonna be busy.

Here we go.

I’ve got a bit of washing
that I need done.

Perfect.

But at the same time, it’s
the last one, so whatever...

just give all
the juice left in your tank,

and then you can die
straight afterwards.

These are hand-wash, and
the rest is kind of delicate.

Oh... oh.

Oh *bleep*.

Taylor, this needs to be
hand-washed, cold water.

It must be hung dry.

Okay, deck crew,
we’re 20 minutes out.

Jet-ski covers,
crane in position.

Brittini, Culver, make
your way to the bow, please.

Yes.

Could someone go up
and help Brit, please?

Copy that.

Culver, come on.

I don’t know what’s
going on with Culver.

I spoke to Jamie
about keep his eye on it.

Seems that he’s either
not listening to Jamie,

or Jamie hasn’t done it.

-What’s going on, guys?
-Nothing.

You wanna attach it now?

Yeah, we could.

I’ve asked everyone to put
in 100 percent

till the end of the season,
and I’m expecting that.

You can drop, drop.

Two shackles in the water.

Jamie, you want me and Brittini
to do jet-skis

and you guys do the rib?

Yeah, sounds good.

-All right, ready?
-T-minus 10 seconds. Coming up.

-You hold the back one.
-Let’s do it.

You have 30 seconds
to load this tender,

get in it, and
put it on the bow.

If you do not, one of
your friends will die.

[laughing]

I haven’t seen
any of the deckhands

other than the sexy captain.

I think I’m gonna get changed
and get ready for jet-skis.

-Slide time.
-Jamie!

-Jamie.
-Yes?

What are you doing over here?

-Lifting boats and slides and...
-Are you the bosun?

-Yeah, yeah.
-Oh.

Tumi, Tumi, can you
start clearing, please?

Copy that.

-Hey.
-Hello!

-I found Jamie!
-Are you Jamie?

Jamie, Jamie, Brittini.

What is that, is that...

-This is a line.
-It’s to control the jet-ski.

Are you taking us for a ride?

Yeah, I could take
you guys for a ride.

Ooh, can we jump off here,
can we jump off here?

Not right now.

No.

-Your sister’s here?
-Yeah.

You guys are brother and sister?

-Uh-huh, yeah.
-Oh, that’s so fun.

Yeah.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Standing there flirting
with the girls,

it’s another ----ing slap in
the face from Culver.

And then Jamie, how he
acted with me

with the all-boys charter...
what a double standard.

-Are you from New Zealand?
-I’m from New Zealand, yeah.

Oh!

It’s all good to go
and chat to these guests,

but don’t drop the ball.

That charter with all guys?

Yeah?

Jamie literally said
my work ethic wasn’t good

when all I did
was work that charter.

And then I go up there
and all the girls

are circling around
Jamie and Culver.

That’s just...

Oh, well...
...it’s a shame..

It’s a shame
we don’t have one, then.

That’s a double standard,
so, like...

Oh, of course,
because obviously,

the guys are
not stroking their ego.

Bye, Jamie, have fun.

Coming up...

Mwah!

Everyone is so drunk.

That’s where Jason lives.

Ooh, shall we?

[ship horn honks]

The area of jet-skiing
is just all around

in that area there, okay?

So, the open ocean.

-Yep.
-Culver, watch your head.

-Ding.
-All righty.

Brittini’s down there
now, isn’t she?

Yeah.

Is this the end?

Um...

Now, do you have a menu yet,
so I can start picking wines?

I’m doing it for
you right now, mate.

-Nice.
-It’s an around-the-world menu.

Mm-hmm?

That’s what was requested,
so around the world,

-but it’s only seafood.
-Wow.

Who’s ready?

-Good luck. Love you.
-I love you.

Oh, my God.

-Ah.
-Yes!

Ride that b*tch!

[shouting]

Jealous!

Just... oh, no,
the wind’s got a hold of it.

Woo!

[shouting]

[laughing]

Smooth as eggs.

Can I get someone
to go down with me?

Do you want one of us
to go down with you?

-Yeah.
-We can arrange that.

Let’s do it.

I’ve never had
a charter like this.

Let’s just say it would
be easy

to get in trouble
with these girls.

And earlier in the season,
I very well might have.

I’ll go with you,
if you wanna go.

You wanna go? Yeah.

Ben, Jamie.

Woohoohoo!

What is it, a giant schlong?

A vag*na is what it looks like.

Just chill, mate.

I am now a
professional deckhand.

You’ve gotta hold ’em back
with metaphorical sticks.

That’s my favorite part.

Ah!

-Woo!
-Ah!

[screams]

You can come with us,
if you want.

All right.

-Oh, it’s so fun.
-Beam me up, baby.

How we gonna go?

We’re just gonna sit there?

If you insist.

-*bleep*
-Woo!

I’ve got a menu.

Okay.

I’ll start off
in Italy, with a...

-Mushroom risotto.
-Yeah, and then we have clams.

We’re going to Sri Lanka next.

Mm, I love Sri Lanka.

Even the pictures of the bowls.

And actually, do we have
any other small plates

that aren’t these or these?

I don’t think there is.

Oh sh--.

Thank you for coming with us.

That was so fun, though.

There’s, like, these.

For Sri Lankan clam curry.

Let’s go in the hot tub.

-How about these?
-Oh, yeah, let’s do them.

Yeah, let’s do them.

You want this on the port side?

Yeah, we’re not
gonna have any swells.

-Can you just grab my line?
-Yeah.

Oh, the hot tub is so nice.

So, we’ve got, like, two hours.

No! Ah!

Do you need help?

What is your trick?

I always keep the washers
constantly cycling.

Gotcha.

Seeing Taylor drowning
in laundry doesn’t surprise me,

because that laundry
system is very hard,

and it will ----ing humble you.

This needs to be steam-ironed,
and this, hand-wash.

But I am rooting for Taylor.

I don’t want her to fail,

because I really
don’t wanna do it.

Put a bit more wrap on this,
though, brother.

Okay.

Yeah, see,
that’s good like that.

What’s going on out there?

We just got the jet-skis
in their sleeping in places.

You’re off, come back at 9:00.

-Yeah, thanks.
-We going into blacks?

Yeah. I’m going to
put my blacks on.

If you had to choose,
though, Jason or Nate?

Ready?

Saki.

Get me out of this hellhole!

I got taught to iron
when I was 12, mate.

-Yeah?
- In navy cadets.

You’re better than
I am at that.

Jamie is interesting.

He’s tall, he’s brunette,

he’s got tattoos,
he’s obviously fit.

Have you got
a spray bottle of water?

-Mm-hmm.
-Work it, work it.

I don’t know if it’s just
his friendly nature

or if his intentions
are something more,

but it’s making me feel good.

I don’t know, we’ll see.
We’ll see where it goes.

-All right.
-Thanks, mate.

Yes.

Tumi, Tumi?

-Yeah.
-Go ahead.

Can you please do three
espresso martinis?

Copy.

Tumi, I’m so lucky
to have you.

I... I kinda like Jamie.

Three charters ago, Jamie
wanted to throw me overboard.

Now he’s ironing my T-shirt.

It’s, like, genuinely
nice of the guy.

Like, where’s
this guy come from?

That was really nice,
what you did for me.

-Like, it meant a lot.
-No worries.

All right, push through.

What’s going on?

-Hello!
-Yes!

Ooh... don’t worry,
I got that.

You saw nothing.

Close your eyes, walk away.

Can I have one of them,
and a glass of bubbles?

Okay.

These guests drink so much, you
can smell it in their breath.

-ba*ls to the wall!
-Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

I ain’t gonna judge.

So, they just spilled espresso
martini on the ----ing carpet,

but I need to go
make another one.

Okay. We’re getting
ready, Kristen.

Oh, my God.

-Aesha, let me do it.
-No.

I’ll do it, do it, do it.

-No, I’ll do it.
-Oh.

*bleep* me.

-Thank you.
-Of course, my honey-boo.

You want me to get them for you?

Yes, I’d love that.

Taylor, he wants his clothes.

-Tumi, can you get changed?
-Copy.

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

Oh, sh--

Amazing, thank you.

Do you want me to
get your perfume?

If they make it through
dinner, I’ll be shocked.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Hi, Nate.

How are you doing?

I’m fantastic.

Does it make you nervous
that we’re watching?

No.

She found us.

It smells so good in here.

What’s in there?

The guests are pretty hammered.

What the *bleep* is that?

Oh, my God, I wanna
organize spices.

Maybe even an understatement.

-I’ll see you tomorrow.
-Okay.

Or tonight in the hot tub.

I’ll see you,
I’ll see you tonight.

I really need
to perform tonight,

start the charter
on a good note.

But if you have guests
this intoxicated...

You have no excuse.

...you never know
what’s gonna happen.

It may well be a sh-- show.

The sexy chef feels pressured.

Coming up...

-See you in the morning.
-Yeah.

All right, Cap,
I’ll see you in the morning.

-Jamie’s sending you to bed?
-Yeah.

Culver is being let off pretty
lightly the last week or two.

So, how you doing?

Okay.

Guys, we spilled again are
you ----ing kidding me?

Aesha’s gonna k*ll us.

We’re gonna communicate the
sh-- out of each other.

Yeah.

I’m from a family of explorers.

Dad was a truck driver
for 40 years.

Loved to
explore little towns,

and I’ve traveled
to over 50 countries.

Around-the-world themed dinner,
that’s right up my alley.

All right, I’ve started off with
chilled avocado and miso soup,

inspired from Japan.

Then a five-mushroom
risotto from Italy.

After that,
we have clam curry.

I think they’re
really gonna enjoy it,

if they’re, you know, awake.

We are ready now.
Wow.

Nate, we are starting
to seat the guests.

Yeah, copy.

This is beautiful.

-Amazing.
-Yeah.

Welcome, everyone, to your
delicious dinner this evening.

Oh, my God.

I can’t wait to see
what sexy Nate does.

[laughing]

Okay, Nate, we’ll walk the
plates up in two minutes.

-Yeah, all good.
-Perfect.

Yeah, I’ll be there.

To Charity and Peta.

Woo!

They are so ----ed.

I know.

-Taylor?
-Yeah?

Yeah, so, with the cabins, it’s,
like, pretty much a full reset.

Yeah, okay.

Captain, do you wanna
run these plates?

Because they would
drop their panties.

-Yeah.
-Three?

They’re desperate
for some eye candy, so...

Thanks, guys. Thanks.

We’re doing this for tips, boys.

When you put it down, can you
press your d*ck into her back?

-Yeah.
-Thanks.

Thank you!

Jason, you little cutie,
I didn’t know you served food.

-To you ladies, I will.
-Oh!

We’ve got chilled miso
and avocado soup.

Is that served in
an avocado shell?

How sustainable!

That is so good.
It’s so good.

I’ve never had
anything like it.

Yay!

What the *bleep*.

These rooms are
an absolute mess.

Time’s not on my side,
but it’s better than laundry.

I did housekeeping
on my second boat.

Like, you’d be put in pairs

and then you’d race
someone else in a similar room.

It made me really quick.

Nate, we’re gonna
start clearing.

Okay, copy that.

Thank you so much.

No worries at all.

The captain is hot.

Don’t hit on
my boyfriend ever again.

They’re all so wasted right now.

Oh, I know.

How are they going up there?

Good work, it looks amazing.
They’re very happy.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

[clicks tongue]

Next course,
five-mushroom risotto

with shave parmesan
and crispy enoki.

Yeah.

-Call it.
-Okay.

See you lads in the morning.

Get some rest.

I would love
some sort of drink.

What do you recommend?

Oh, you don’t want the wine?

Oh, is that wine?

Yeah.

Hey, babe.

What have you been up to?

Hanging out with drunk chicks.

They’re staying strong.

Oh, yeah.

Now I’m starting to get, like,
weirded out that it’s over.

-Yeah.
-But I feel fantastic now.

Do you know what I’m saying?

Like... I don’t know,
what can I say?

Like, rawr!

And I’m, like, *bleep*.

Aesha, we are ready to go.

Perfect, coming down now.

-I’ll take primary and wife.
-Okay, perfect. Here we go.

-Thank you so much.
-Here we go.

Oh, thank you.

I feel bad, I forgot
that we were still eating.

I also forgot that we’re
still waiting on dinner.

I kinda thought it was over.

How is the risotto?

Amazing, this is so good.

He’s really good.

See you in the morning.

Yeah, last full game day.

All right, Cap, I’ll see you
in the morning, brother.

-Jamie’s sending you to bed?
-Yeah.

Come on.

Whew.

All right, Tumi,
we can start clearing now.

Copy, copy.

[growls]

They loved the risotto.

They are cooked.

-Do you want a drink?
-We’re gonna... drink?

You’ve been doing so well, Nate.

Poor Nate has put so much
time and effort

into these beautiful dishes,

and everyone is so drunk,

no one gives a *bleep*.

-Bye.
-Bye!

Bye!

Oh, you kissed my chin.

Love you.

For the next course,
we’ve got cloudy baked clams

with a curry sauce.

Yum!

Kristen, do you think
that’s where Jason lives?

Hello?
Oh, it’s just us.

-How do we, like...
-Ooh, shall we?

-How is the curry?
-Yum!

Favorite dish ever.

Yeah.

-Iceberg, dead ahead!
Iceberg!

Where are the boys?
You’ve put them all down.

Yeah, tomorrow’s gonna be
a big day and night.

He’s being let off pretty
lightly the last week or two.

He’s not even here.

-Yeah.
-He’s elsewhere.

If I had another charter,

I would have been looking
for a new deckhand.

-Yeah.
-Pull out all stops tomorrow.

-[horn honks]
-What is that?

Woo!

Straight ahead!
Full steam ahead.

-Titanic!
-[horn honks]

Hey, girls, no...
no touching anything.

We didn’t touch anything.

I don’t want anything broken.

We didn’t touch anything.

-And I’ve gotta go to bed.
-Full steam ahead!

Perfect. Enjoy your night.
Enjoy your night.

-Shh, we’re just...
-Good.

Full steam ahead!

Whoa, there actually
is a mountain there.

There is a mountain.

I’ve been a captain for
a long time.

I’ve had to deal with
a lot of drunk guests,

and you know,
there’s an art to it.

There’s a mountain!

Good night, ladies.

You know there’s a hot tub
up there?

-Yeah.
-Do you wanna go in it?

-No.
-Hey!

I’m just saying
that you should go.

It’s a bit of a mind trick.

You coerce them into the exit,

you make them think
it’s their idea.

Hold on tight.

Come on, you’re doing well.

Follow the captain.

See you tomorrow.

-Tumi, my love.
-Oh, God, mother, father.

Tumi, I’m finished
in 15 minutes.

-Cool.
-Do you think you’ll survive?

Yeah.

She’s got me.

For someone who was
extraordinarily

-----ed up last night...
-Yes, you were.

...you have handled
today like a boss.

-Yay!
-Yay, Tumi!

Honestly.

I’m very impressed.

So, tomorrow, at 12:30,

we’ll set up a big beach
barbeque for the day.

Okay.

We’ve got wedding,
we’ve got Mardi Gras.

Yeah, that’ll be fine.

We’ll have a nice day.

To the cap... cheers.

To the captain.

Thank you very much, I’m glad
you enjoyed the first night.

Thank you!

Ugh, swollen, fat feet.

I’ve had the best time.

Go to sleep.

-Eight?
-Sounds good.

Oh, my God, it looks
so nice in here.

The bed’s been made!

Oh, my gosh,
look at the service.

All right, have a good sleep,
great work tonight,

-everyone, smashed it.
-You too, mate.

I am so proud of us.

This was a ----ing hard day.

* Let’s get it on *

I’m sure I’m jinxing,

I’m sure Jaws is
gonna come

tumbling onto
the boat any second.

But for now,
I’m really proud.

Do you feel the boat rocking?

Time to graffiti.

Wow, there is so
much happening here.

Oh.

Food all over my...

I am done.

Yeah, Tumi.
I’ll meet you in our room.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Big morning.

Yeah, good.

I wanted to lock
my door last night.

Oh, God, you’re
a good team.

I’m sure if you could drive
the boat, you would.

Yeah, I would.

-You’d be like, hey, hey!
-I can drive a digger.

Yeah, me, too.

Like, the family business
is quarries.

Oh, really?

So, I grew up driving them.

That’s my dream
in the Philippines,

is buy an excavator.

We are gonna try and build.

Why do you say "we?"

It’s my daughter,
it’s my daughter’s, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

As soon as this is finished

I was planning on going
to Philippines with her.

-Sweet.
-How you feeling?

I just puked as well.

-Did you?
-But now I feel better.

You’re my favorites.

Do you say that
to everyone, though?

I do, but, like,
you’re the favorite.

Great.

One more day.

Morning, ladies.

Want me to bring some fruit up?

Yeah.
Sure.

Fruit platter is ready.

Taylor, you might bringing
up the fruit platter?

I’m just gonna do
a bunch of coffees.

Copy.

Woo, I need tongs.

What’s up, Nathaniel?

-What’s up, bro?
-Hey, bro.

How’d the morning go?

It’s been good.

You know, I’m just
chipping away.

This looks so good.

This, yeah?

You can probably
go into laundry.

Okay, cool.

Jason was asking about
you last night, again.

-What is he...
-Like, "Where’s Culver."

I don’t know,
he’s just very strange.

Oh, really?

It just sounded like he’s...
you’re lucky

you’re here this trip and
all this stuff, so...

-For real?
-Yeah.

I’m not telling off
these guys anymore.

Even if it’s what Jason
wants as a captain,

the deck team has...

I mean, paid my dues all season,

picked up
the slack for everyone.

Just trying to do my job, dawg.

Everyone’s a bit
vacant right now.

We’re pathetic.

We all have to
wear white, right?

Yeah.

Okay, strong black, here we go.

-Thank you.
-Your turmeric.

Yum!

Good morning.

-How are you feeling?
-Just so much better.

So, finish barbeque
on the beach.

Gonna have it, like, 3:30
or something like that?

Yeah, that’s what
I was thinking.

Let’s get some chorizo.

Ooh, yeah.

Hey, I think we’re gonna
run out of beach today.

Can we do a brunch on the beach?

And that way, we can get 10:00,


So, you’re saying we either
have brunch on the beach

or lunch on the beach.

Brunch, and that’s
all we can do.

The tides change
every six hours,

and depending on where we
are in the Whitsundays,

they happen an hour or two
off what we’re told.

And out of the blue,
our beach barbeque

is right in the
middle of the low.

We have SCUBA-diving,
we have a wedding,

the Mardi Gras...
it’s a tough schedule.

And now, we have
to change it on the fly.

How long do you need to set up?

It was gonna take a while,
because it’s Spanish-themed.

Ah.

Coming up...

The tide’s going out quick.

I can do brunch on
the beach, but...

-Yeah.
-...do you need to set up?

It was gonna be taking a while

because it’s Spanish
decorations and stuff,

but if it’s just brunch...

We can do brunch and

then Spanish theme back
on board, if you want.

Yeah.

-Has nobody had breakfast?
-No.

Bacon, tofu scramble.
I’ll just take it all over hot.

It’s a bit of a drive.

What if you just did a
quick reheat

of the saussies on there,
just for the smell?

That’s probably a good idea.

Yeah.

My only question, then, is
they wanna renew their vows.

Because then they want, like,
sunset beach vow renewal.

Okay, I’ll run it by Charity.

I’m just, like, really
excited for a Bloody Mary.

I’ve just gotta interrupt
you for two seconds.

The access to the beach
is a bit of a concern

to be there after 2:30
this afternoon,

so we’re gonna have brunch
on the beach until 2:30,

then we’ll do the Spanish
theme back here as well.

Okay.

I’m guessing that we’re moving
our ceremony onto the boat.

We’re thinking about that.

Taylor, can you meet
me in the pantry?

Copy.

Brunch, straight into it.

Yes?

Change of plans...
brunch on the beach.

So sorry, you
did a beautiful table.

You’ve gotta take
it all apart now.

-Looks awesome.
-I’ll start on the table.

Thanks.

Last day.

You know all this work
that you did

and everything you
paired and everything

you thought was gonna happen?
*bleep* it!

Deck crew, deck crew, meet me
on the bridge deck aft, please.

How’s it been?

A little bit crazy this morning.

So, they want a
beach brunch set-up.

We’ve only got probably
till about 2:30.

We’re gonna do a brunch
so we don’t get stuck, okay?

Cool.

Ugh!

Brittini, have that
jet-ski there.

Okay.

Chaos.

Culver and Jamie here.
The last full day of charter.

Okay.

Gonna be laying on
that, laughing, ha.

Paddleboards are out
tide’s going out,

Jamie’s got the g*ns out.

Hell, yeah.

Culver, can you
hurry up and come in,

and you’re gonna take Cheffy
and Aesha ASAP.

-Hurrying, Cap.
-Now.

Yep.

So, take Jessica over
there now, take Aesha,

and then we will bring
the rib back,

and then we’ll go over with the
Trepid and the rib.

Yeah.

I’m ----ing hungover.

-How are you today?
-Oh, I’m good, thank you.

Lovely!
I’m just doing my thang.

Oh.

Oh, this is so pretty!

Duck.

Careful where
they’re standing, eh?

It looks quite sharp.

That means you’re having a great
time, and that makes me happy.

Yeah.

Can I also have sparkling water?

No worries.

It’s hot.
You all right?

-Yeah.
-Thank you.

Of course, of course.

-I’ll round the guests up now.
-All right, brother.

Wait, do you think we have
time for a Bloody Mary or not?

No, we’ll get them on the beach.

I am starved.

Bring it to me, baby.

-Hello, honey.
-Oh, this looks amazing.

Thank you.

-Yay!
-Enjoy your breakfast.

We need to get these
jet-skis back in the water.

Oh Lord.

Tides are already low around
these islands.

So, when the tides do change,

they will go out so quickly

that it’ll leave all
the boats high and dry.

Everything will be beached.

We’re gonna transfer
you guys into this.

[laughing]

-Ah!
-Good handle.

It’s been a pleasure.

Thank you!

Thalessa, Thalessa,
tender one has returned.

Oh, here we go,
brace for impact.

-Woo!
-Welcome.

Wow, what a day!

-Thank you so much.
-No worries.

Wow!

The champagne bottle!

Yes!

Food will be coming
up very shortly.

What can I get for you two?

I’d love a mimosa, please.

-Mimosa?
-Yeah, same. Thank you.

Beautiful people,
beautiful places.

I love you guys.

Are you driving at full lock?

-I’ve gotta go to the toilet.
-You get a bit anxious?

Tofu scramble?

Yes. Thanks, sir.

That’d be amazing.

If y’all have not had scrambled
tofu, you should try it.

-Yeah!
-I’m not eating that.

Shovel it down.

Yummy, oh, my God.

Would you guys like some
avocado with lemon juice?

-Yeah, holy cow.
-We’d love that.

So many surprises, thank you.

Thanks, guys,
that was awesome.

You did it.
You did it.

Well done.
Well done.

Did you want me to just
head over and join ’em?

Yeah. Okay.

I’m gonna enjoy this island.

Jamie, Jamie, we need to
wrap things up on the beach.

It’s getting shallow.

I think we’re gonna
have to go soon,

the tide’s going out quick.

We need to load everything
else up into the tender

and get the tender out of here.

The tide’s going out real quick.

Jamie, wrap things up on
the beach now, please.

Hey, guys, unfortunately,

the tides are going out
hectically, as you can see.

Can we go on the jet-ski?

So, let’s head back to
the boat, much deeper, safer.

Because otherwise, the tide’s
gonna be out further,

and it’s gonna be
about this deep.

You’re gonna be walking
through rocks to get...

-Perfect.
-Yeah, that sounds great.

Sorry, guys.

Just pull these in.
Get Culver.

Let’s go, deck team,
we’re wasting time again.

Where’s the Culvernator?

Culver, Culver.

Culver, Culver, come in.

-All right, ready to go?
-Oh, God.

Jamie, get back here
exactly like I asked you.

The tide’s out now.

You’re going to get stuck.

You bring all guests back now.

----ing dodgy, man.

Next, on the season finale
of "Below Deck Down Under."

-Push, push, push... ugh.
-*bleep*

How did we let this happen?

When the captain asks
for something, he wants it.

I’m so glad to see
the Great Barrier Reef

one more time before leaving.

Oh, my God,
is Liz puking?

Oh, my God.
*bleep*

Go up and have your
sangria and enjoy.

Oh!

Culver, dude, he
was drinking all night.

You were only supposed
to have one drink.

Psh, I’m done even
trying with you, dawg.

I’m gonna have fun.

So...

Ah!