01x15 - Nice Girls Finish Last

[bunniefuu]

Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

I really need this team to fire,
so I'm gonna let you go.

When you fire someone,
there's a massive risk.

You don't know what
you're going to bring in.

I'm gonna have
to let you go, mate.

I'm willing to risk quite a lot
to get to the next level.

Nate, it's nice
to finally meet you.

You, too.

Captain Jason has a great
reputation where I'm from.

I wanna impress him, get a
permanent position with him.

- This is the galley.
- Wow.

- Hey, Taylor, welcome aboard.
- Hi.

I started working
on boats when I was 18.

My last boat, I was head
of service on 115-meter.

Looking at your CV,
I was just like, *bleep* yeah.

When you live in a van,
you're sharing

a twin-size bed with the person.

I actually have two picked out.

There's awkwardness
because the whole crew

is cheering us on to bang.

When I'm drinking...

Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

This is gonna be interesting.

Thank you.

She's still eating.

- Oh!
- I radioed you and said five.

Ah.

Oh, I didn't finish mine.

Oh, sorry.

I've got a brand-new chef
and a brand-new stew,

and I'm the one
that's asked for a change.

If we don't get it
together, that's on me.

Aesha, Aesha,
they're ready when you are.

- Good to go? Yeah.
- Up the stairs.

Dinner's a disaster.

Maybe it was a sh-- call,

letting people
go late in the season.

*bleep* did I do
the right thing here?

- They almost done down there?
- It's been a while.

Just move down
a bit so no one sees.

The noodles are blowing
off from the wind.

It's so nice in here.

It's getting so cold.

It's getting colder
than *bleep*.

I'm in a really
tricky situation,

because this is the person
paying for this whole trip,

and I think it's disrespectful

to put plates down
without her there.

Here comes our princess.

How many more courses
have we got?

Go up the stairs.

Rise on the right. Awesome.

Oh, wow, we got
the whole crew here.

Look at this!

All right, all right.

The main course this evening,
teriyaki beef filet.

Thank you.

I feel like it's a little bit...

A little cold.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, it's okay.

Do you guys want me
to get a new batch?

No, it's all right.

Want an extra-shot... no.

Yeah.

Can you just help
Tumi with cabins?

Sure... sorry about tonight.

There's a lot of room for improvement.

Yeah.

Put all the knife
and forks in there.

Yeah.

Yeah, I was very underwhelmed.

We went to put the plates down

and primary took
forever to come back.

By the time we put them on
the table, the beef was cold.

I'm sorry.

*bleep* me.

Like, just serve the steak.

Serve it hot,
like I prepared it.

Oh.

It's, like, made; I need to
put to together, though.

Maybe start the party, and then
the cake'll come out after?

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Thirty!
Teft, suck the helium.

He loves doing that anyway.

I mean...

[phone rings]

Hey, Dad.

There's nowhere to hide on
this boat to make a call.

- Going back up.
- See ya, bye.

Morning.

It's going.
It's a lot.

Who's on there now?

It's, like, a younger group.

It's good and it's kinda bad.

I need a day off to just relax.

Okay, I gotcha.

Charter eight, I'm feeling
a little rundown.

Through sports and other boats
and things like that,

I've always, like,
gone all-out.

But to be honest, I'm...
I mean, it's a long season.

It's not easy
to keep that energy up.

Miss you too.

I'll give you a shout later.

Hey.

Yeah, can we get
someone to clear?

- Jamie, Jamie, Culver.
- Go ahead.

We're clearing now, Nate.

*bleep* this.

All right.

Yeah.

Benny, Benny,
can you get going now,

and then we'll do
dessert in a bit?

Well, thank you
very much for dinner.

- Thank you.
- Thanks to the captain.

I really appreciate it.

Well, crank it up, Benny.

Is that champagne?

Mm-hmm, yeah, I don't know
what I was thinking.

This is not
the time to not drink.

Yeah.

Like, just have a good time,
and worry about that later.

We're gonna bounce the steaks
around your stomach.

[laughing]

Hey! Where's your drink?

- Thirty and flirty, let's go!
- Yes!

- Hakuna matata.
- Whoa!

Aesha, Aesha, can you meet me
in the wheelhouse, please?

On my way.

Yeah, that timing
was way outta whack.

Yeah, things didn't go up to
my usual standard tonight,

and I'm aware of that,

and I own that,
and I'm really sorry.

Yeah... communication.

Totally.

I don't have to say anymore.
I got out of my chair twice.

That's enough.

Yeah. I know, I know.

- Yeah.
- I'm aware.

- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

It's all good.

He expects better, and so he
should, and I expect that, too.

And I feel the full weight
of that responsibility.

Next time,
there'll be no mistakes.

Thank you very much for that.

Ah!

Whoa!

All crew, all crew.

I need
everyone available to come

and have a dance party
with the guest.

Oh, watch out, watch out.

Dance, monkey, dance.

Oh!

Yeah?

How was dinner?

The flavors were good,
but the timing was way off.

Yeah, I know, I mean, we're
still figuring each other out.

At least you're both
owning it, you know?

Yeah.

That looks all right.

Quick, quick, quick.

That looks good.

Aesha for Nate,
we're bringing up the cake now.

What was that again, sorry?

I think Culver's on the toilet.

- Ready?
- One, two, three!

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday, dear Jourdi

- That's amazing!
- Yay!

Thank you, thank you.

That's really nice.

Yeah, it's very good.

Yeah!

Happy birthday to me!

[laughing]

Have you had a good birthday?

- Oh, my God, this is amazing.
- Good.

Yeah happy
birthday to you.

See you tomorrow.

I love you guys
so ----ing much!

Mwah, thank you so much.

My pleasure.
We'll see you tomorrow.

All right.

See you in the morning
for another adventure.

Yeah.

Brit, Brit, Brit in the house.

Shockingly, it's a
pretty platonic boat.

I think you and Culver have
this, like, beautiful chemistry,

and you're both beautiful.

Oh, yeah, Brittini!

Let me get in the middle... no.

We're road-tripping
after this, together.

[sighs]

Open sesame.

I don't have a container.

All right, where's the... Ugh.

So, who do you think's cute?

Well, I've never had
a good-looking captain.

I'd say the one
that's the closest

to my type would probably be...

Whew.

...Jamie.

That's all I needed.

Who's your favorite, then?

That's the hardest thing
about working on a boat,

not being able to distance
your personal life

- Yeah.
- ...and your work life.

Like, when I was younger
I struggled so much

to find that balance,

and I got myself into,
like, a lot of trouble.

- Yeah, it can be very sticky.
- [laughing]

I was upsetting the balance
between crewmembers,

meaning I had kissed one,
and then kissed another.

Captain had to be,
like, stop it,

and I just couldn't
stop having fun.

I just started dating someone.

We met on my last boat.

But I'm a bit of
a commitment-phobe.

We'll see how it goes.

All good?

Yeah. Good night, my love.

This has been the worst first
day on a yacht I've ever had.

Picking up in four hours.

Very on top of
the cleaning, he was.

Yeah.

I radioed you and said five.

Crank it up a bit, mate.

The beef was cold.

I've never been in
such a position

for failure in
yachting in 10 years.

Like, I don't know what to do.

I might jump off the boat.

*bleep*

Coming up...

What's going on with Culver?

It's not like him
to miss a party.

We need to push to the very end.

If something needs to get
done, get it done quick.

[alarm beeps]

*bleep*

My worst quality professionally

is I get anxious in
high-pressure situations.

I've got a lot of
people to impress.

I'm gonna try not
to fall off the rails here.

I need to bear as much as
possible, start making lists.

I love lists.

If I make a list,
get my head around it,

then it's not gonna beat me.

Let's go.

Deck team, deck team,

we are departing for
the snorkeling location.

Can one of you guys go
and help the anchor?

As soon as we get there, we'll
get 'em off for a snorkel.

Yeah, I'm tired, though.

Start lifting anchor.

Anchor is at the waterline.

- Okay, Cap, anchor is home.
- Copy.

You sleep all right?

Yeah, how'd you sleep,
not too well?

Well, yeah.

I've read the preference sheet.

Jourdi does not drink alcohol,
and that's a lie.

We had quite the mixture
of alcohol last night.

I do not feel great.

After dinner...

Yeah, this is pathetic,
I must say.

Ah!

- Hey, man, how are you?
- What's up?

I'm about to sneak up
in the chicken coop,

get my egg whites.

There's a chef at home, Nate.

Old Chef Keem,
that's my mother.

Chef...

Her name's Chef Kim, but
I call her Chef Keem for fun.

- Oh, yeah, Chef Keem, yeah.
- I miss her.

Are you still working?

Get a quick tea,
get back out there.

All right, so, do a deck round.

Oh sh--.

What's the soonest you could
have breakfast for them?

Okay, so what can
we improve on...

Yeah.

- What's up, guys?
- Hello, how are you?

- I'm good, how are you?
- Yeah, good.

You know what, I'm just
gonna eat my feelings.

I was going to, yeah.

Where's Jamie?

Well, he's right there, yeah.

Oh, you're kidding.

Culver taking his break
before me

when I started before
him is not on.

This entire season, Culver's
been this ball of energy.

Right now, like,
there's something off.

Jamie, Jamie, what's
your location, brother?

- Just on the sundeck, mate.
- Okay.

What are you guys doing?

An upside-down competition.
Time me.

Ah!

That was 7.6 seconds.

- Benny, what up, DJ!
- What's up, good morning.

Jamie, can you ask one
of the deck crew

to give bridge
windows a clean?

Yeah.
You need to rinse them.

Copy that, it'll be done.

Okay, sweet,
I'll go and do that.

I don't know when I became
hardest-working deckhand,

but you know, let the others
have a little

taste of the hot seat.

Feel the vibe.

See you later, girls.

- Perfect.
- Awesome.

Come on, come on.

- [ship honks]
- Ah!

*bleep*

Screamed like a girl.

- Hello.
- Good morning.

Good morning, how'd you sleep?

So good.

It'll be such a nice day.

Aesh, can you do an order
and see who wants smoked salmon

and who wants the eggs
Benny with bacon?

Copy that.

Who wants their Benny
with smoked salmon,

and who wants it with bacon?

- Bacon.
- Salmon, bacon... thank you.

Do you want plates?

Yeah, just circular.

I've got you.

- You're away at 10:00?
- Yeah, I have the snorkel.

- I'll give you Ben.
- How's Ben?

He's definitely improved.

After the whole debacle chat.

- Yeah.
- Brittini, is she good?

No issues there.

How's Culver?

Last night, he skipped
the birthday party.

It's not like him
to miss a party.

Yeah.

So, it's not a big deal,
it's just if I'm seeing it...

I'm gonna have a chat to
him about breaks,

because I walked down there
at 7:45, he's having a break.

He started 45 minutes ago.

I think he might be getting
a little bit complacent,

relaxed, two charters
to go, you know?

I don't want that.

I mean, if you haven't noticed,
we're making a positive change.

We want to finish
this forward a level.

Yeah, I'll figure it out.

Cool.

Maybe Culver slipped by me,

but I didn't have a
reason to focus on Culver.

I finally have got Benny
to a point where

he's doing a good job,
and it's a bit frustrating.

Three smoked salmon,

and I'll get your plates first,
and three bacon.

I've got it.

Oh, thanks, sugar t*ts,
just so on to it.

Here, have a nibble.

- Extra pastries?
- Yeah.

Well, I appreciate the welcome.
You guys have been awesome.

- Mm, oh!
- Okay.

This is what I'm used to...
big d*ck energy.

Gonna have my head blow up.

They're not snorkeling
until after breakfast,

- which is after 10:00.
- Okay.

Deck crew, minutes out.

Yeah, copy,
I'll send someone up.

Deck team, we'll be
doing three shackles.

Copy, ready to drop
when you are.

Drop, drop, drop.

Three shackles in the water.

Thank you very much.

Deck crew, bring the tender in,
get it ready for snorkeling.

Culver, Benny's on
the tender, prepping it.

I'm gonna hit
the bathroom quick.

How are we this morning?

Good, mate.

Three smoked salmon and three
bacon, we're doing now.

Yes.

I can't go through another
service like last night.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner,
everything needs to be perfect.

Showing these guys
what I'm all about,

make their taste buds tingle.

Good morning, good morning.

- You sleep well?
- Yeah, really well.

- Look, she's early.
- She's early?

Yeah.

How's that?

- ...last night.
- Seriously.

Nice, I'll take these.

Just waiting on one egg,


Do you mind running that up,
Taylor?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Here we go.
- Oh, lovely.

And you, a salmon.

Oh, thank you so much.

So good.

I love the American bacon.

Great work, they're very happy.

That's what I like to hear.

Yeah, let's go.
Could we get ready?

I'm, like, so full.

- Do you have enough little bags?
- We only have four.

For sure.

Okay, guys, we'll get
them off for a snorkel.

Morning, you ready to come
for a swim?

Gonna be cold.
You're gonna enjoy it.

- There he is.
- Oh, she's ready.

- She's on.
- She's on.

I would love that.

All right, let's go,
let's get wet.

- Let's do it!
- Woo!

- Culver, Culver.
- Go ahead.

What's your location, mate?

Sundeck.

Copy, I'll come and find you.

Head down,
one week of boat camp.

So couple of different things
in relation to breaks.

Yeah.

Taking your break at 7:50,
Benny hasn't eaten.

I started before you,
and I haven't eaten.

That's right, yeah.

You need to just,
you know, check in with me.

Secondly, we need
to push to the very end.

If something needs to get
done, get it done quick.

Pick your game up, you see
what happened two days ago.

Yeah, exactly.

It'll happen with you
as well, I'm telling you.

Coming up...

Oh, she's in her birthday suit.

What the *bleep*?

If I showed my brother my t*ts,

my brother would
----ing freak out.

[laughs]

Captain has a target on you.

You see what happened
two days ago.

Yeah, exactly.

It'll happen with you
as well, I'm telling you.

Don't take breaks
unless I've asked you to.

- I won't.
- Be on deck more.

- Just get this sh-- done.
- All right.

I would be lying if I said
a piece of me isn't, like, WTF.

I've been his
right-hand man all season.

Now I have a target on my back.

I'm not sure how
you want me to react.

It definitely
doesn't motivate me.

It's bullsh--, to be honest.

So, we're gonna go
all the way up the end.

It's where last week we saw
manta rays and everything.

Every time I'm working
on the table, I'm like,

a stewardess' life
is just living

from one meal service
to the next.

My God, this is nothing.

Like, on my previous boat,

there was three different
breakfasts going on at once.

You'd have owners,
you'd have guests,

and then you'd have the kids,
the nannies, and the staff.

How many girls did you have?

- Five on at one time.
- Jesus.

I think there is
a level of competitiveness

coming from Taylor.

A lot of the times on these big
boats, you're just a number,

and you have to make it known
that, like, you're there.

She probably thinks she's coming
into, like, a dragon's den,

when it's, like,
the complete opposite of that.

And I feel like
I've done a lot.

- That's so intense, man.
- Mm-hmm.

There you go.

- Do you wanna move into cabins?
- Perfect.

I don't know what I'm gonna
do for the guests' dinner.

♪ Well, whaddaya want from me

♪ The menu

So, I'm going
family-style, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, awesome.

Copy.

Oh where is the ----ing trays...

do you know
where the big trays are?

- The circles?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I do know,
I'll grab them.

Oh, amazing, thank you.

Wrap it around again.

How was it?

We've got banana coladas.

The one in the middle has got
no alcohol, just in case.

Oh, okay, just in case.

Here you go, yeah.

Oh, I can...
there's some rum and...

Okay, sweet.

Sorry, I wasn't sure if you
were wanting to carry on.

Are we doing alcohol
moving forward?

Yeah, she wants alcohol now.

I hope that it's not like
"Gremlins,"

where she's really cute now,

but she's gonna be
a huge issue later on.

Brittini!

Oh, my.

- You can get it going.
- Pretty cool.

Are you excited
for drop-off day?

- How you going?
- No worries.

Do you know where
my preference sheet is?

- Yeah, babe.
- Oh, merci beaucoup.

Oh, he can be upset.

Like, he's not used to
being able to speak

about his emotions, I feel,
just because being into sports,

it's very, like, shut down your
emotions, just ----ing move on.

It is what it is.

- It is what it is.
- It's just life.

All crew, please change
into your blacks.

Dinnertime, baby.

You guys are communicating
what's being served?

It's all good.

I can see the nerves on his
face, but I know Nate's CV.

I know what he is.

He just needs to relax
and just execute well.

Listen, you're here
for a reason.

Yeah.

You've got the experience,
and you're from Wagga Wagga.

- Mate, we can do it.
- Yeah.

So, shall I just tell you
when we're seating them?

The more communication,
the better.

So, they're getting changed
and they're heading up.

Oh, perfect.

This needs to be on point.

I'm from this area,
Airlie Beach.

We've got some great steaks
from a local butcher,

I've got these awesome
lobsters in,

and I just wanna get a little
bit of rhythm going,

get a little bit of,
[vocalizes].

Looking fresh, rock and roll.

You wanna do Patrón shots?

What else do we need?

Oh, we need water and wine.

Benny, Benny,
you should be going down.

Yeah, copy that.

Are you excited for dinner?

- Let's go.
- Okay.

Ready.

Do you want me
to do water and...

Yeah, once we've sat dinner if
you wanna go to cabins.

Awesome.

Ah.

It looks amazing.

Nate, guests are
sitting now.

Taylor, could you come
do water?

Copy, on my way.

Copy that, go.

Did you wanna try
any chardonnay?

- Yeah, sure.
- Awesome.

Thank you so much.

- Why not?
- Exactly.

- Right?
- You're on holiday.

- Thank you.
- You're most welcome.

Nate, we're just finishing
up waters and wine,

and then we'll run down
and get the salad.

Yeah, all good.

- Cheers!
- Woohoo!

Yes!

Come down for the
lobster straightaway.

Yeah.

And the vegetables
will be ready.

Perfect.

Culver, you can call it,
good job.

Cool, copy that.

All right, Culver.

---ing A.

Those are, like,
the biggest pieces of lobster

I've ever seen.

- Oh... come back, Taylor.
- Yeah?

Whew, that was close one,
missed the goat cheese.

Would you like some lobster?

I would love some.

Would you like some lobster?

Yes, please.

- Now we're talking.
- Yeah, so good.

- Excellent.
- Very good, eh?

Medium-rear, one's medium, and
then primary's medium-well.

- All right, lovely.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

All right, it's the final
round for the evening.

Oh, my God, yum.

We've got some filet steak.

Do you guys want
red wine with the steak?

- Let's do a bottle.
- Yeah.

I'm just, like, taking a break
from my sobriety to be here.

It's true.

Legs are good. Very nice.

Yeah, that's good.

So, it's all going down
an absolute treat.

That's nice.

Everyone's loving it.

- Great job.
- Thanks so much.

Thank God he can actually cook.

We've got something here.

Mm, mm, mm.

He's just a little bit of
a nervous Nellie, that's all.

Would you mind going to
help Tumi in the cabins?

Yeah, of course.

Cool, just so that she
doesn't finish too late.

Yeah.

Belly flop!

Ugh, I'm stuffed.

How do you spell
your first name?

T-E-F-T.

I'm named after Teft Teller.

You're named after Mom's old
*bleep* buddy from high school.

No, I'm only...

The old night list,
rinse, dry it all,

take out trash to bow,
and then cover furniture.

All right,
I'm gonna crack on.

You're off to bed?
Good night.

Sleep well.

You wanna come in the hot tub?

Not tonight, no.

Good night, sleep well.

Brittini, Brittini,
bedtime for me.

Copy.

Amazing.

If there's something you're
really stuck on...

Yeah.

...just leave it on the side and
get it in the morning.

- Okay. I'll figure it out.
- Yeah.

Night, babe, sleep well.

- Well done.
- Thanks for your support.

- Always.
- Appreciate it.

Wait.

Oh, hell, yeah,
she's in her birthday suit.

You guys need anything?

Frangelico and Bailey's.

Okay. Yeah, two of those?

Something like that...
two of those.

Wait, Teft is her brother.

What the *bleep*?

If I showed my brother my t*ts,

my brother would ----ing
freak out.

I'm like, oh, Brandon.

Like, what? No!

This is ----ing insane.

Hi!

Hi, so they are
both in the Jacuzzi.

Okay.

- We miss you.
- We miss you so much, Papa.

Dude, I think this needs to be
their last drink of the night.

I don't want them to be doing
something they'll regret.

We're on a boat, b*tch.

Love you! Bye!

Okay, wish me luck.

[laughing]

Thanks, my love.

I hope you like it.

I just don't understand.

Topless with my


my parents would k*ll me.

We're on a new charter.

Interesting characters.

Night, sleep well.

Lexi sent me a message saying
do you wanna be my second.

And she's in Cannes, and
I'm like,

I wanna go to Europe.

I'm really excited
for what's next.

A good friend of mine offered
me a second stew position.

But I mean, as crazy
as it sounds,

given that I'm relatively new
to second stew,

my mom wants me to
pursue chief stew roles.

She truly believes in me.

Because my mom's no
bullsh--.

One day is one day.

Never doubt yourself.

Okay, well, I'm done.

What?

It's so heavy... ah.

Like, Tumi, she's the one
that started it all.

She's like, "You guys are
gonna hook up."

I'd be open to it.

I need to talk to Culver.

You know, we all know
it's been an ongoing thing,

but we never talked about it.

Like, if it happens, I don't
think it's gonna be weird,

because we do have
a connection.

Yeah, yeah.

[snoring]

Okay, good night.

Good night, babe, sleep well.

We'll have a drink
together tomorrow.

Yeah, cannot wait.

Morning, how are you?

Let's do our thang.

Good morning.

Last night was good.

- It was awesome.
- Yeah.

It was amazing.

Just gotta find your feet,
that's all.

Feet are strong.

One more breakfast,
and that's done.

How you doing?

Yeah?

Morning.

Hard at work, frying my bacon.

Ten, 10:30,
I'll go check with them.

I'm doing French toast and...

Oh, that's French toast?

No, that's pancakes, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I was like, oh.

- That's weird.
- Looks like fluffy pancakes.

Last morning.

Okay, we'll get
going with brekkie?

We are ready.

[phone vibrating]

Would you like OJ this morning?

No, I'm okay.

Deck, deck, we'll leave
at 10:00 on the dot.

Yeah, we'll be


All right, I'll just go
with these first, and then...

Yeah, those ones
should be hot.

Brittini, Brittini,
you on radio?

- Where do you want me?
- In the locker.

Breakfast sausages.

Yeah, load it up!

All the way.

Aft deck, we're ready to
pull up anchor as soon

- as you're clear on the back.
- Good to go.

Some pancakes.

Yes, delicious.
Compliments to the chef.

I think it's the best
birthday I've ever had.

Hauling.

We're at one shackle at
the waterline, one shackle.

Well, cheers, guys,
for the last time.

What's that?

Yacht Maltese, Yacht Maltese, we
have found your tender adrift.

We're happy to help.

Are the keys in it?

Copy, keys are in it.

Perfect, I'll get one of
our drivers in it.

Gotta help a fellow captain out.

It could happen to me as well,

so, you know, what goes
around, comes around.

Code of the sea,
these things happen.

Deck crew, please come
to the bridge immediately.

Can I offer you
anything else today?

No, thank you.

All right,
get some lifejackets on.

They've lost their tender.

I might be able to just bump up
to, and someone jump on it.

Don't make an entry unless
it's right, okay, guys?

Yep, yep, yep.

All crew, all crew,
we're just doing

a little retrieval of a tender.

So, we're gonna turnaround,

so keep an eye on
interior items, please?

I'm gonna need
a hand in the galley, then.

I need one or two guys
to be watching this tender,

just in case that
line goes down.

We don't want that wrapped
around the props.

Towing's already a dangerous
operation in itself.

A line that's caught around
perhaps someone's foot,

finger in the cleat, anything.

And then add another
boat in the mix,

it's a dangerous
thing to be doing.

I'm gonna come up and swing
my bum up into it, okay?

Oh, my God, look at this.

You need to keep an eye on it

and be very careful what's
happening there, okay?

Yeah, just saving the world,
one tender at a time.

Oh, wow.
Keep going, keep driving!

If I need to abort,
I need to abort very quickly.

Jase, I'm on the swim platform,
standing by.

It's gonna hit the stern.

Put the ramming fender
out there now, go, go, go!

Okay, someone get ready to jump
on that down on the swim deck.

Good luck.

You good, brother?
----ing hell, mate.

It's gonna hit the stern.

Go, go, go!

Okay, someone get ready to jump
on that own on the swim deck.

Good luck.

- Yes!
- All right, Jamie!

Jamie's in the tender,
Jamie's in the tender.

Good work, guy.

The stern's clear,
our tender's still in tow.

- Wild.
- It's the rescue team!

Yeah! Rescue Jamie.

Yacht Maltese, we're coming
to you with the tender.

Understood.

Oh, they're coming
back for their baby.

You'll pick Jamie up and
we'll get him

at the marina entrance, okay?

All right, you two sexy people.

Yo, what's up?

I just wanna move in with you.

- Come on.
- Yes, please.

That's what
I'm saying, exactly.

Yeah.

All right, we need
to Instagram each other.

Okay, aft deck, we're just
bringing Jamie back on now.

Copy.

Where do you guys
go after this?

We're in Airlie
for one more night.

- Oh, really?
- And then...

Culver, we're bringing
Jamie back.

Oh, sh**t,
he's gonna scream at me.

Okay.
Okay.

Yeah, all right, Jamie.

Closing in, a meter and a half.

Here we go, and he's back!

Woohoo!

- Jamie's on.
- Hey, bruvva.

- Holy sh--.
- Tenders clear.

It was a rough ride out there.

Port's 30 minutes away.

- I need people doing better.
- Yeah.

Let's hit this next one
with some gusto.

Yeah.

Usually, we go out tonight,
get all ----ed up, all right,

let's have some
fun now, you know?

Yeah, let's go.

All crew, all crew, we are
just about to go in for docking.

Starboard quarter is


We're going into this one
next to the pylon, yeah?

Yeah, that one, there,
that's great.

Tighten yours up, Brit.

Culver, throw the line now.

You hear that, Culver?

I got it.

Thank you very much, well done.

Second last time.

Let's get our penguin
suits on, yeah?

Copy that.

All right, hm, time to go.

Oh, yes.

All right, back to reality.

We're ready, I'm ready.

Woo!

Thank you so much
for everything.

You're welcome.

It was seriously incredible.

To say our appreciation, we have
a little something

to split between you
and the crew.

Thank you very much,
thanks, Jourdi.

All right, thank you again.

- See you, Jourdi. Pleasure.
- Bye, guys! Mwah!

Bye!

Wrap it up, put
our blue shirts on,

and we'll do a tip
meeting straight after.

Until we meet again, exactly.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yas, captain!

- Charter eight.
- Yes!

Right.

What the hell's going on?

Well, here we are.

Two new crewmembers, working
hard to get up to speed.

Today's tip, Australian 21,000.

In U.S. dollars it's 16,149,

so per person it's $1,345.

- Woo!
- Nice.

I'm pretty happy with this tip.

I feel like we could
have strived for more,

maybe one service
let us down.

But overall, I feel like
I didn't

*bleep* everything up too bad.

Deck crew, I don't think
eight weeks ago

you guys would
have known what to do.

Tenders everywhere, everything
in line, ready to go.

Yeah, it was fantastic.

So, that's awesome.

The helmet for
tonight goes to Culver.

Oh, no!

Seventy-five percent
of the season,

Culver's been
Jamie's best deckhand.

But he seems like
a different person.

I don't know what it is,
but we need to get Culver back.

It's our last charter.

Strive for perfection.

We'll go through preference
sheets in just a minute.

You're gonna have
a load to do, my friend.

Mm.

I encourage you
to have an early night.

It's gonna be a doozy.

On deck at 8:00,
no fluffing around.

All right, let's roll.

Jamie, Nate, and Aesha, can
we meet in the crew mess ASAP?

Copy that.

Lady and gentlemen,
final charter, Charity King,

primary, celebrating
her recent marriage,

her birthday,
and g*y Pride month.

Joining Charity on charter
will be her wife and friends.

Their group expects
SCUBA-diving, jet-skiing,

specifically
requesting the slide

and a Spanish beach picnic.

Well, the slide is arriving
the morning of the charter.

Her dietary restrictions
are vegan and gluten-free.

On night one, guests request
world flavors and seafood.

Primary and her wife would
like a vow renewal ceremony

on the beach in recognition
of their wedding last year.

Guests request
a Mardi Gras theme party

to celebrate the vow renewal.

So much there.

It's not enough hours in the day
if I worked 24 hours a day...

- Yeah.
- ...to get this stuff done.

Safe to say, I'm...
sh--ting my pants.

They've got preference
sheet out the wahoo.

I've still just got here.

Never been so ill-prepared for
a charter that asks so much.

It's absolutely ----ed.

Yeah, that's ----ed.

Maybe if I didn't sleep.

Get a hold of me if
you need anything.

- Yeah.
- Okay?

Thank you.

All right.

*bleep*

- Doing all right?
- Ah, not really.

I don't think I can do this.

You'll be all right,
so don't stress too much.

It's one.

Yep. I'll try.

Coming up...

He's kissing Jourdi!

This one's got juice,
this one's got juice.

- We've got juice!
- Ah!

We've got juice!

Oh!

It's probably just soy sauce.

It doesn't smell like soy sauce.

Do you wanna smell it?

No, I'm good.

- You wanna smell my fingers?
- No.

Tuck this sh-- in.

I'm so excited
for this afternoon.

I know, I just want a drink.

Have fun.

Coming into yachting at 18,

I felt like it made me
grow up a lot quicker.

I'm not naturally super fun

and bringing excitement
to the social mix.

My older sister, she
calls me the Tin Man

because I never
show emotion, so...

The Tin Man strikes again.

All right, I'm gonna call it.

I'm ----ing tired.

All right.
Good work, girls.

What is this b*tch
wearing tonight? I don't know.

Today, I'm wearing a hoodie.

Tumi, I'm gonna talk to Culver.

Shut the *bleep* up.

I'm gonna tell him how I feel.

- Get him, girl.
- Okay. Good to go.

- [belches]
- Wow.

- God bless.
- Yeah, God bless you.

Where's my helmet?

Ooh, sorry, Brittini.

I need to chill
out a little bit.

Let's rage.

Yeah, leaving at 12:00, or...

No, we have to leave by 11:00.

All right.

Get ----ing at least
seven ----ing hours' sleep,

I'm gonna k*ll all you *bleep*.

She's gonna k*ll
ever *bleep* in here.

Yeah, I ----ing am.
Let's go.

It's time to go.

The girl van's the best.

The girl van, the girl van!

We love nights out!

- Does anyone have lip balm?
- No.

Eh?

In the club?

Friday.

Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah?

Can I get a vodka-soda, please?

Get a drink over here. Hey!

What's going on?

Weird.

Hell, yeah!

Go, Nate, go, Nate.

Yeah!

Oh, my God. Yes.

I get it now... that's why
we don't give her alcohol.

I mean, I still
have some, sometimes.

Yeah.

But when I've had a few,

I'm a little bit of a
let-loose b*tch, though.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yo!
- I'm leaving, I'm outta here.

We're going.

Bye, b*tch.

Culver is flirting with Jourdi.

Maybe he's doing it to rebel,

maybe he's doing it to feel
more confident with the girls.

Like, he's using it for something,

and that disappoints me,
because it doesn't really add up

to what I'm used
to seeing from him.

He's kissing Jourdi!

It's not bad!

Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

He's got hair in the bath.

Oh, no.

Get it DNA-tested, and
find out who it's from.

I want their fingers cut off.

It's getting shallow.

Beach party, do you copy?

You go now, and you bring
the whole guests back now.

Should we go on the jet-ski?

Yeah.

Get Culver.

How did we let this happen?

We're running out of time.