01x13 - 99 Problems and Thalassa Ain't One

[bunniefuu]

Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Bring it down.

Okay, well, let me
finish my dinner

and you can talk
all you want.

No, no, no, listen, I don't want
your attitude, I'm your captain.

I'm pissed, the way
he's speaking to me.

We have a pandemic,
quarantine issues,

I've got no backup.

Otherwise, he'd be gone.

What are you doing?

I'm on the phone.

Your phone use on board
is more than excessive.

Boyfriend.

What the *bleep*?

We can have an extra half
an hour tonight.

Oh!

But only if you use the
half an hour for sleep,

not talking on the phone.

It's just ----ing selfish.

- How you going?
- I'm perfect.

Good attitude.

Wunderbar.

Some nice honey-glazed
ham he's got here.

- The tips are...
- It's a little light.

Yeah.

- Jase.
- Yeah, mate?

I'm not happy with Ben.

Not interested
in listening to me.

I'm not intimidated by you.

This is definitely
not intimidation.

It's Jamie's first
time as a bosun.

We need to find out whether
Jamie's way of leadership

is aggressive, or is
it just Benny's

too sensitive for this job.

Altogether, we work well.

I can see the frustration
on both ends of it.

It's time to make a decision.

Ben, come to the bridge deck.

Jamie's come to me,
I've spoken to you.

We just can't have you
going against the grain.

With that, I had
to make a decision.

Right, Jamie's come to me,
I've spoken to you.

Yep.

Whether you're taking it
as intimidation,

I don't think it is, because the
others, they're not seeing it.

Jamie seems to be on the same
kind of goals that I'm wanting.

I had to make a decision.

We just can't have you
going against the grain.

Yeah, it's all good.

Okay?

That being said, I've spoken
to the deck crew individually.

They want you part
of their team.

Now, I feel the same.

I think you can grow and
get back on the tracks.

There needs to be
an improvement.

If it goes back a little bit,

we're making a change
next charter, okay?

- Yep, 100 percent.
- Get into it.

- Will do.
- Enjoy your job.

- Thanks. Cheers.
- All right? Okay.

With Jamie and Benny, you've got
two different personalities.

But at the end of the day
this is something

they can actually sort out,
and it might help both of them

to learn to communicate
with each other.

Yeah, Jamie, come
to the bridge deck.

Copy.

Magda, Magda, Magda.

What, me? What?
Go ahead.

Can you help with housekeeping?

Copy, on my way.

Jamie?

Benny, Benny, can you meet me
on the bridge deck aft, please?

Yeah, copy that, on my way.

You can come with me.

- Yeah, yeah, for sure.
- We all good?

Yeah.

Good to see covers
on there, finally.

Going... rehashing on
what we spoke about today...

Sure.

...we're going to issue
a verbal warning.

Oh, really?

It's not misconduct,
it's just team environment

and personality clashes,
that's it.

- Okay.
- Okay?

Copy.

However, if things don't
improve over the next charter,

it will move straight
to a dismissal.

Given our short
charter period...

Yep.

...and an agreement that okay,

personalities aren't
working, okay?

Copy that.

I've got 100 percent
commitment from you.

Yes.

Hundred percent commitment
from Jamie

that we're trying to
work as a team.

- Yep. I'm here for you.
- Okay?

- Let's do it. Yeah.
- All right.

Hundred percent.

This just confirms that
Captain Jason

doesn't have
Bosun Jamie's back.

Jason keeps ignoring everything
that I'm trying

to bring to the table
or remove off the table

to make my team
a better deck team.

He doesn't believe that
I could be a good leader.

*bleep*

Dude, I was, like,
gonna get fired.

I can't get fired.

I've never worked on one
of those military-esque

superyachts before.

No, and it's not cool.

I have to change.

I have to, don't I?

I've been given another chance.

I don't want to be in
this situation with Jamie.

*bleep*

I can't take this
opportunity for granted.

I'm gonna make it to the end.

I'm just gonna work
the hardest I possibly can.

That's yachting.

You know, it's like,
we chose it.

Yeah.

I feel like I should be more
happy about my life right now.

And yesterday, my best friend, Paulina,

hang out with my boyfriend.

Yesterday?

My boyfriend,
when we're together,

we're like Bonnie and Clyde.

When we separate,
he's doing little bad things.

It cause me a lack of trust,

and then I don't wanna
say to him, like,

oh, I miss you, you know?

Listen, everyone is
replaceable, including a man.

I'm sorry, that is
a little bit shady.

She's worried about
what he's doing,

he's worried about
what she's doing.

It's just not good
for her focus.

Uh, why, Mags, why?

Tumi, you're smart.

Right?

- How are you?
- Getting ahead here.

Mate, your food this charter.

It was a really good
step forward.

Yeah, for sure.

It happens, but like
I said before,

I want a little more garnish,
a little bit of edible flowers,

a bit of drizzle, whatever.

Sure.

A little bit towards
the "wow" factor.

I am a big clean plate
guy, like...

You do what you gotta do.

Just take it on the chin.

I feel it, I'm fine.
I'm not worried.

I think you'll like
the next one, hopefully.

Yeah, okay.

Last charter, I tried
to be a good boy,

listen to the man
in charge of the ship.

It didn't work out for me.

- The tips are...
- Looks a little light.

- Yeah.
- He thinks he's a chef now.

Flowers don't make
food taste better.

Thanks for taking the criticism.

Always.

- So, we're all done.
- Yep. Yes.

Goin' out tonight.

It's a party in here, oh!

It's the girls' room.

That's what I'm saying,
here we go.

Yeah.

Should we do a
vodka-Red Bull?

You need to do a vodka shot.

- Is this a lot?
- No, it's good.

Is this a shot?

- Yeah.
- It needs more vodka.

I'm just gonna get
drunk tonight *bleep* it.

Shall we go?

I wanna get drunk
with everybody,

- make some bad decisions.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Girls' van! Yay! Woohoo!

Speaking of b*tch...

Oh tell me me, because
I got things to say.

I went down to the crew mess,
and I was like, yo, b*tch.

Yo, b*tch.

Did you hear about our
conversation?

No way.

Might be the Beatles, b*tch.

And don't call me "b*tch" again.

- Yas, b*tch.
- Do it!

- Aesha!
- Yes, b*tch Jamie!

Okay, Magda.

Call me that again, I won't
talk to you ever again.

- No, no, no.
- Come on!

What'd I say? What'd I say?

To me?
You didn't say anything to me.

I just said it to you.

Don't call me that.

- ...with me.
- I heard my name?

Yeah, you know exactly what
I'm talking about, Brittini.

Don't *bleep* around.

I told her, and now
I've told her...

that's three chicks...
not to call me that.

Dude, I did not say
anything to them.

Don't *bleep* around, Brittini,
I'm telling you.

I don't give a *bleep*.

Dude.

[shouting]

Ah, so, you're in it deep now.

Two vodka-Red Bulls...
can I do the sugar-free?

"b*tch" to me is degrading.

All the careers I've had,
I've lost lives,

I've saved lives, I've tried
to keep people safe.

I'm sorry if this sort of
speaks to my bravado,

but I'm definitely
not someone's b*tch.

Oh, it was kind of childish
of me to egg Magda on

to call him that when he'd
told me not to call him that.

It's like when someone says
"Don't touch the stove,"

it's hard, and all you wanna
do is touch the stove.

We are a squad deep girls.

I'm honestly really confused.

I think b*tch is more of,
like, an empowerment.

Like, yes, b*tch.
It's a fun term.

I'm not gonna let
it affect my night.

- Yeah.
- Are you joking?

- We're gonna head to Magnums.
- Hi!

This is our night, we're not
gonna let nothing ruin it.

Stop. Stop, stop, Jamie, stop.

Hey!

What?

I'll tell you.

So, like, when I...

Wait, do you have, like,
a move for every girl?

You know, someone I'm talking
to for a while, I'll be like...

That makes sense.

You know, and, like,
ride the horses.

Back in Maryland,
my family live

on the Patuxent River at
the Bradbury compound.

Girls in the past,
I'd bring them to the compound

and they meet the Bradbury g*ng,
they're just...

It ain't me.

It's your family.

It's the family.

Brittini has a kind heart.

I don't like to see her down,
I wanna pick her up.

Brittini, maybe you can
come check out the compound.

I wanna play Tic-Tac-Toe.

I just ordered two
espresso martinis,

do you want one of them?

- Jenga! Yeah, yeah!
- You want water?

Yeah.

What do you think
that I can do...

Listen, I don't care.

I see a storm coming.

Her head is way too wrapped
around this relationship

and this situation,

and once you get distracted,
you can't perform.

We're pretty much ----ed.

Jenga, Jenga!

Coming up...

You know?

My car is here.

I'm outta here.

Ow!

Dude, Jamie is so mad at me.

I'm never gonna acknowledge it.

Oh, it's so annoying, like,
he is my bosun, right?

So, imagine if you're mad
at one of your stews.

You gotta keep your job,
your job,

and personal, your personal.

And she's been coming
against me lately,

and I'm the ----ing bosun.

- Ugh, Jamie kills the vibe.
- It's true.

She's not aware of it.

- Don't worry about it.
- Yeah.

So tired.

Everybody's just
doing dumb sh--.

Like, *bleep* it, dude.

It is a privilege

to do this sort of job.

Yeah.

Now Jamie's directing his
sh-- at somebody else.

It's not me in the crosshairs,

but I also don't want
Brittini to be bullied.

I don't know what
to do right now,

because I'm not in
a position to say anything.

He's a bit upset.

He's pissed.

Maybe just when
everyone's sobered up,

hey, I didn't mean this,
I might not have meant that.

Don't bite your lips, like,

shut the *bleep* up, Culver.

Okay?

I'm just giving
my perspective on it.

How did you know?

Because I have that
connection with you, okay?

Cool?

I'm gonna go to bed.

All right.

Five minutes early, here we go.

I don't know.

I don't know.

*bleep*

How drunk you have to be
to lose your phone?

Oh.

---ing hell.

*bleep*.
Aesha? Aesha?

Because I don't know where's
my ----ing phone.

*bleep*.

- Aesha, please.
- Mm.

Yeah... oh...

I need iPhone, I need
to find my iPhone.

Okay.

I just need to contact
my boyfriend,

that's the only thing...

Magda!

It's okay, we're gonna find it.

Oh, God.

I'm very positive
it's on the boat.

It's... don't worry.

Okay.

- Yes, no, we're gonna find it.
- Thank you, guys.

Like, I don't ask people
for help, but I need your help.

No, no, no, at work,
it's different thing,

I ask you about everything.

My boyfriend is probably so,
like, stressed right now

because I tell him
about going out.

So, most probably he is thinking

that I could
possibly go and cheat on him.

It's on the boat?

[phone chiming]

Magda!

Where, where, where?

I'm listening!

Aesha, I lost my bag.
I lost my bag.

- Did you?
- And I lost my phone...

Did you?

...and I lost my ID.

Did you?

I don't mean to sound harsh,

but I hate their ----ing
relationship.

Cool.

I had so many dreams
tonight with you, Jamie.

- Oh!
- I think I feel guilty.

Oh, bless.

How are you doing?

If he really wants it to be
a big deal

where it affects work,
----ing let's bring it.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

Jamie, he's, like,

"No, it's not your fault,
it's those two b*tches."

No, I couldn't date
someone like that.

You're crushing it, so don't be
hard on yourself, all right?

You're fine.

Attention all crew,
Jamie, Ryan, and Aesha,

in the crew mess, ASAP.

On like Donkey Kong.

- Short charter.
- Really? Ooh!

And let's get started.

Primary charter guest...
as a globetrotting

recruitment expert,
British import Sharleen

is planning the ultimate
Brits gone wild.

These guests are only
here for one night.

Let's make it the best
night of their life.

Yeah.

Top priority is
a guided snorkel trip.

For dinner, our guests
request a big fiesta,

with Mexican cuisine
and chocolate fountains,

a high tea style brunch.

English... let's talk
about English high tea.

It tells me everything about
what these people are doing.

I'm thinking fake money.

They are not
sophisticated at all.

Typical British.

The guests are arriving
at 4:00 p.m. today,

so make them something
for on-arrival.

But they'll be only having
the Mexican-theme dinner.

I think they're gonna be fun.

Call Uber Eats.

Okay. Enjoy.

Work, you b*stard.

Can we do it?

Whew.

Yeah, mate?

She's been calling some
of the boys names.

I don't go around calling
them names, so I...

Aesha, can you give us
a minute, please?

Sure.

That is something I'll look at.

- Leave it with me.
- All right.

- Thanks, Cap, appreciate that.
- No worries, mate.

It goes both ways,
doesn't it?

You can't, you know,
put the shoe

on the other foot, you know?

Put the gender on
the other thing, you know?

Like, men... I...
I don't know.

I don't know where
I'm going with that.

Regardless of what it is,

I'm gonna show him that
I do listen to him.

I want him to listen to me,
and that goes hand-in-hand.

- That was Jamie...
- Mm-hmm.

...bringing up not to call him a
name that he's asked you not to.

Mm-hmm.

So, just refrain
from doing it again.

Okay.

I'll have a chat
with Brittini, too, okay?

No worries.

Everything works
both ways, yeah?

Yeah.

Brittini, Brittini,
what's your location?

I'm on the sundeck.

Brittini.

[laughing]

You're doing a good job.

Just remember that Jamie
is your head of department.

If he's asked you not to call
him a name or whatever,

you have to take it
for what it is.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Don't worry about it, take
it aboard and just learn.

I'm not shocked that Captain's
telling me this right now,

but I'm shocked that
it went to him, period.

Like, now who's being a b*tch?

That was a bitchy-b*tch move.

I don't even want you to comment
back, because it's so...

- Yep.
- Yep. Move on.

Yep.

- I'm serious though, yeah?
- Yeah.

Good.

All crew, all crew,
provisions are on the dock.

Hi! Fountain.

[chuckles]

- All righty, thank you so much.
- All right, thank you.

What's dinner tonight?

Mexican, with a
chocolate fountain.

I don't think I've
ever had a chocolate fountain

at a Mexican restaurant, though.

- Oy vey.
- Tacky as hell.

Pretty filthy, eh?

Oh, hi, girl.

Oh, you okay?

Are you crying?

Oh, come here!
Come.

What's wrong?

Where's Brit?

She's cleaning the hot tub.

He went straight to Captain.

He won't even talk to me.

So...

And I could have got fired
because of this, it's like...

I know. It's honestly...

Coming up...

We need to make three
strawberry daiquiris.

Please, can you do it?

Just go get frozen strawberries.

The boyfriend can
never be an excuse,

even if he is ----ing
her best friend.

Ugh.

He went straight to Captain.

He won't even talk to me.

- This is so...
- He won't even look at me...

- ...stupid.
- ...in the eyes today.

Like, I think Captain
thinks I'm calling him b*tch,

which is so stupid.

I can't believe this is,
like, a thing,

even the fact that
I'm crying about this.

It's so...

And Jamie's taking
it so personally.

- Oh, he's such a b*tch.
- He's such a b*tch.

- *bleep*
- Sorry!

Like, I'm so sorry,
that was really hard.

You've just gotta
let it out sometimes.

Yeah.

I want this all wiped,
then vacuumed.

Copy, bro.

How's it going?

Fine.

I'm just doing a quick
check of the cabins.

Oh.

Has this mirror always
got like, uh, markings here?

Oh, yes, the black ones?

- No, this.
- No, it needs to be fixed.

Do you wanna see if you
can get that off?

- Needs to be fixed.
- Yeah.

I don't know what to do
about her anymore.

The more time that
she's on her phone,

the worse she gets at work.

This needs to be buffed.

It's just frustrating,
because she's...

[phone rings]

Oh, golly Rogers, sorry.

Who am I right now?

Also, the master
is missing a bathrobe.

Okay.

All crew, all crew,
guest arrival is in 30 minutes.

- Here.
- Gracias.

Time to get ready
and get dressed.

Yeah, copy that.

What's going on, girl?

- All good.
- Can't text your boyfriend.

This boat looks massive.

Guest arrival, two minutes.

Ah!

We are gonna party tonight.

You'll find me face-down
tomorrow morning.

Hi! Yay!

Guys, I'm excited!

I'm Jason.

I'm Sharleen,
lovely to meet you.

Pleased to meet you, Sharleen.

- Hi!
- How are you? Matt.

- Aesha, nice to meet you.
- I'm Sharleen.

I think it's awesome to see
a young, successful woman

treating her friends
to a charter.

Hi, how are you?
I'm Tumi.

Yeah, Benny, nice to meet you.
Oh, are you girls English?

Yes.

Wait, what?

It's like bla bla bla bla.

Smash that out.

I've been to London,
I've got family there, cousins.

In my experience,
British people can drink.

Just get them drunk,
great charter, done.

Welcome aboard Thalassa.

Thank you!

Aesha will show you around,
we'll get everything settled,

we'll get your bags on,
we'll be out there.

Perfect.

All right, well, follow me.

Just tell me where the
bedroom is, I'll be fine.

Welcome aboard!

Thank you so much.

Are you guys all from England?

We've got
a token American with us.

- Yeah?
- Eleni.

- Hello.
- You gorgeous b*tch.

- Game seven, boys.
- Game seven.

[imitates air horn]

This is the sundeck here,

and you guys can get
wasted in the spa.

- No need to tell me twice.
- Oh, yeah.

Someone get the breathalyzer
out now.

Flowers make it taste better.

- Yeah, that's true.
- It does not.

So, here's your cabin.

This one here is the twin.

Can we push them together?

And then this is the master.

Yes, that's the one.

So, if you guys wanna hang out
here, we'll bring snacks up.

Would we be able to get a
couple of lychee martinis?

Yeah, of course, two?

Yeah.

Eight?

Sure.

Jamie, we're ready
to depart now.

Can you tell me when
you're all clear, please?

Yeah, copy that.

No, I'm not having this.
Get the tequilas out, then.

You shake it the
way that you dance.

All clear on the stern,
all clear on the stern.

Okay, drop all lines.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

Foredeck's clear.

Aft is also clear.

*bleep* Work the camera, girl.

Oh!

Outfit change number one.

Oh, you poor thing!

Copy that, let's go.

- I'm getting in the hot tub.
- I'm gonna go change.

They didn't touch
cheese platter.

Like, at all?

"I think you should do flowers."

Like, it's just...
it's stupid.

I'm ----ing done
listening to the Captain.

I don't think I have any
concerns about losing my job.

Three charters left,
so I'm gonna do me.

---ing stupid.

[gasping]

- It's like a disaster.
- It's never-ending.

[ship's horn]

Bridge, we've got the tender
approaching port side.

Go, boy!

Bridge, Benny is off the tender.

All right, the tender's
at port side.

Woo, cannon ball!

No worries.

Ugh!

Do you know what
is for dinner yet?

We'll do an avocado salad,
and then tacos three ways.

Okay.

- Dessert is the fountain.
- So...

So, we're gonna need to
make sure there's a way

to plug that in at the table.

You need to talk to
the deck crew about that.

You'll need
an extension cord or something.

Yeah, I have no idea.

Let's go lay down for a bit.

Oh *bleep* yeah.

Tumi, Tumi, do you mind
checking in with the guests?

I'm gonna change.

Copy that.

- All right, see you, girl.
- Yeah.

Whenever I'm doing laundry,

I'm thinking about throwing
my boyfriend

to the washing machine, just
lock him and twist him around,

so he can get all the stupid
ideas out of his head.

Yeah.

And whenever I'm vacuuming
I just wish Paulina

would be this piece of crumb,
and just vacuum her.

Oh, God, I need
someone to talk.

I need help.

Two espresso martinis,
three strawberry daiquiris.

Magda, Magda, could you come
to bridge deck bar, please?

Coming.

Oh, Tumi.

We need to make
three strawberry daiquiris.

Please, can you do it?

I will make you the mix.

Just go get frozen strawberries.

- Frozen strawberries?
- I will make you the thing.

- Where can I get them from?
- In Ryan's fridge. He knows.

Okay.

It's one thing to take advantage
of Aesha being super-chilled

and relaxed, but now I
feel like she's taking

a little bit advantage of me.

Ugh!

The boyfriend can
never be an excuse,

even if he is ----ing
her best friend.

Sympathy, no sympathy.

Tumi? Tumi, Tumi, Magda.

I need help.

Yes, you do.

Tumi, Tumi?

Tumi, Tumi,
where's your location?

- Coming up...
- What's going on with Mags?

Do you think it would
benefit us to get a new stew?

Well, you have
to make a decision.

Tumi? I need help.

Tumi, Tumi?

Tumi? Never mind, found it.

I'm sorry, I'm just distracted.

Jesus Christ.

I'm just exhausted.

No, like, guys don't
know what they want.

Like my ex-boyfriend that
introduced me to yachting,

he was cheating on
me with a stew,

and since then my biggest fear
is if I would give

all myself to a guy, and one
day that he would kick me out.

Like, and then what?

- Excuse me! Excuse me!
- Excuse me!

Okay.

I just wanna have a
quick chat with you?

- We'll talk about that later.
- Okay.

And then alcohol,
mix, blend.

Okay, deck crew,
six minutes out.

Someone come up and
start doing the anchor.

- Who is this for?
- The boys in the Jacuzzi.

Drop anchor and take in
tender at the same time.

Some strawberry daiquiris
for you.

You're welcome.

You're welcome very much.

There you go. Are you ready?

Bridge, anchor
is ready to drop.

Okay, we'll be dropping three.

Copy that, dropping three
shackles on your call.

Drop, drop.

Three shackles.

Lock it off, please.

Everything's clear.
Thank you, well done.

Do you want me to go
on break now, or?

Yay!

Tomatoes.

That sauce gonna
be mighty spicy.

- Really good job.
- Magic!

Should we give
the tequila a hat?

Yes!

So, where's the fountain going?

Realistic, I'm a guest.

I'm sitting at a table
that's really, really big.

Now, I really wanna have
marshmallows and chocolate.

Ooh, let me just dip...
oh, oh!

Like, it just
doesn't make sense.

[laughing]

Ryan, serious talk about
this dessert situation.

Why can't we
deconstruct the idea

of a fondue bar
into a dessert?

Let's just give her
what she asked for...

marshmallows, strawberries,
chocolate fountain.

Why don't we move it to the bar?

It'll just be off to the side.

It's gotta get plugged
in anyway.

When they request great food,
they get great food.

But if you ask for
chocolate and tacos,

you're gonna get
chocolate and tacos.

These are ----ing idiots.

Just put it up there on the bar
somewhere, and *bleep* 'em.

Ryan seemed to have turned
a corner last charter,

which makes it
even more frustrating.

He's shown he can be positive,

but now going back
to his old ways,

it doesn't benefit any of us.

Ba-nam...

- I'm gonna go get changed.
- Oh, yeah.

Ready for today to be over.

We had our hands tied,

but now we've got good
people ready to come in.

Ryan cooked well last charter,

I'll give him that,
but he's still on thin ice.

How's it going?

I'm just getting ready with
avocado salad to start.

I'll keep giving him
a chance as long

as he keeps performing and
he can keep his mouth shut.

Stupid. Salad, woot, woot.

Or as shut as he can keep it.

Look at this,
this is nice, innit?

Ryan, Ryan, the guests are
sitting down at the table.

- Copy, copy.
- This looks amazing.

I feel like I'm in "Coco,"
the Disney film.

I'm doing the rounds and
I'm on the radio if you need me.

What other garnish you
got on there?

The salad's ready, heh.

All right, is this good to go?

Good to go, avocado and
tomato salad.

- Hey, Benjamin.
- Hey, brother.

This whole area was a mess.

There's no reason this
should be like this.

Fair enough,
no worries, brother.

Sweet.

Jamie, Jamie, do you
have any spare hands

that could help
run dinner tonight?

Yeah, copy, I can help you.

All right.

You'll be able to put service
stew on your CV, Jamie.

Thank you.

First course,
avocado and tomato salad.

What, a whole avocado?

Yeah.

It's like bruschetta
without the bread.

It's good.
Simple, but good.

[humming]

I think I'll start
with the cabins.

You all good, brother?

Gotta clean up the sundeck.

I think we can clear.

Taco meat.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

[belches]

Oh, you're clearing?

I got about five minutes,
six minutes on it.

You want someone to give
you a hand washing up?

No, I'm perfect.
I appreciate that, though.

I feel like we need to
celebrate your...

Yes! Yeah, cheers!

I do not need to
play that game.

Speech, speech, speech!

There's chewing gum
down here, too.

- What?
- Yeah.

- It's been a long day.
- Yeah.

I'm so ----ing grateful
to be here.

- I need to be on my A game.
- That's all it is.

You taco-ing to me?

- You taco to me?
- All right?

All right, good work.

I'll just put them up
on the table.

Thank you.

Here we go.

Oh, wow.

Look at this, guys, oh, my God.

Yeah, well, bon appétit.

Oh, thank you very much,
cheers, darling.

That looks great.

The one with the beef,
be careful... hot.

Yeah?

That chili is blowing
my mouth up.

- Oh, really?
- Whew.

It's so spicy.

Oh *bleep* it.

I'm not eating any more.

- It's pretty bad.
- Sweet.

Ben, you're good to go to bed
in five

and back on deck at 6:00.

Yep.

This goes on the table, right?
They won't have power.

They're putting it onto the bar.

That should work.

- How was it?
- The worst.

Fish was a bit bland.

I wasn't too keen on the fish.

That beef one was horrible.

That beef one is really spicy.

Universally ----ing hated it.

He had one good charter,
it was a fluke.

What's the Mexican dessert?

Well, you guys requested
the chocolate fountain.

- Oh, yes, we ----ing did.
- Thank you so much.

All right, we're clearing now.

Cool, cool.

They said it was too spicy
and the fish was bland.

Mexican food,
so it's Mexican flavors.

Typical British... bland food,
bland weather, bland people.

Do you wanna just slice up
some cucumber on a plate?

Yeah.

Eat ----ing fish and
French fries out of newspaper

on the side of the street.

Mexican food has spice.
Like, *bleep* off.

- Okay.
- Yeah, perfect.

You didn't try it, did you?

No, I feel bad, frankly.

The dessert will be
ready in five minutes.

Ugh.

Who found the beef too hot?

- Oh, no, I'm fine.
- You sure?

I'll have one, but honestly,
it was fine.

It's worth it.

Let's get this thing mixed up.

Of course we are.

How long until it's
gonna be ready?

- Two minutes.
- Yeah?

Can you plug that in upstairs?

*bleep* I don't even
think there's a plug
on the bridge deck.

Oh... did I not tell
him make sure

you've got somewhere
to plug it in?

You need to talk to
the deck crew about that.

You'll need an extension
cord or something.

Yeah, I have no idea.

It's so sh--.

- Stupid thing.
- Yeah. Ugh.

- This is ----ing...
- Yeah.

Where's that thing going?
Ryan?

Yeah, wherever youse
wanna put it.

Make it work.

Coming up...

I'm trying to sleep!

Can you make sure
we have a way

that we're gonna be able
to plug that in upstairs?

It works on that outlet.

*bleep*

I don't even think
there's a plug on that level.

- Oh, at the bar?
- Doing it at the bar, eh?

Yeah, wherever youse
wanna put it.

[ululating]

It's just annoying,
because everyone's sitting,

waiting for dessert.

The chocolate fountain,
he said that.

He's got a game plan, I like it.

You need a game plan
for this sort of thing.

Put it on the tray.

I'm just covering
the tray with this guy.

Hell yeah, brother.

I don't wanna be dealing
with this sh--.

I don't know how this
is gonna work,

but Aesha's getting an adapter.

No, you can't get an adapter.

I will get an extension cord
and I'll run it up

from the engine room and I'll
bring it up over the flagpole.

Oh, God.

Hey, guys, the
strawberries and marshmallows

are ready down here.

Yep, that's how
the dream team does it.

I'll just run this
into the engine room.

They found out where
it's plugged in, though?

They have to run an extension
cord from the engine room.

Ha-ha, sweet.

What do you mean, "Sweet," Ryan?
That's messed up.

- It's so tacky.
- Nice.

Hey, let me run this up
for you...

whisht, over the
side of the boat,

that's where that should go.

That is the tackiest thing ever.

- Can I take it up?
- Yeah, go for it.

Look at that.

- And do you have the sticks?
- Oh, you wanna use these guys?

I've got some
forks out there, actually.

Okay.

All right.

I cannot believe that you found
a chocolate fountain

in Airlie Beach.

You're excited?

Oh, my God,
I'm so happy right now.

I wanna have a chat with you.

I can't with him.

Yeah.

What's the feedback on dinner?

I saw a lot of stuff
come back on the plates.

They found the tacos too
spicy and the fish was bland.

And then dessert comes,
he's like, oh...

I was, like, I asked you
that, like, four hours ago.

- I'm... I wanna move up.
- Yeah.

A hundred percent.

Hi, babe.
Are you gonna drink this?

Cheers to another great
night with you... ooh.

Happy with their fountain?

I don't wanna be worrying about

that sh-- right before dessert.

Like, with the
plug, talk to Jamie and

make sure you know where and
how it's getting plugged in.

Well, there was multiples
of us that could have said it

while I was
really busy, actually.

You should have
delegated, then.

I know, that's what I said...
I was really busy.

- Yeah.
- Just saying.

Magda, Magda,
have a good night's sleep.

Copy that, good night.

Go see my nightly duties.

Have fun!

- Whoa!
- Oh, we both drink!

But you have a ----ing ace.

I've done as much as
I can here.

I'm gonna go to bed
in 10 minutes.

All right, all right, I'm done.

I'll see you in the morning.

We need...

- To get our van?
- Yes!

Yeah, I know.

I actually have two picked out.

One's, like, basic, and the
other one, it's called Juicy.

I've never done the van life,

so I'm not sure
what to compare it to.

Honestly, like,
it's gonna be a good time.

It's been really hard for me,
with Jamie being mad at me,

but Culver is just, like,
very much there for me.

I feel like I'm starting to
feel a crush, and it's annoying.

- Here we are.
- Yeah.

Ha.

I'll pop up, if you wanna
hold it down here.

Yeah.

- Last time.
- Last one.

- You going to bed?
- Yes.

Good night, see you tomorrow.

An early night.

We'll do high tea
in the morning.

I'm gonna start cleaning.

Well, I'm gonna start
covering, then.

It's not the greatest sign that
the guests go to bed early,

especially on a short charter.

Like, they should be up
until 3:00 a.m.

See you in the morning,
Timmy boy.

It seems that Ryan's food
has turned

these young guests into
grandmas and grandpas.

I feel really awkward throwing
out all this chocolate.

Ugh!

[phone rings]

Ah, finally, finally, finally.

All right,
I'll see you in the room.

See ya.

- Yeah?
- I'm trying to sleep.

[Polish continues]

Coming up...

How many sandwiches?

Little white bread sandwiches
with cucumber.

All you have to
do is google "high tea"

and you can prepare for it.

I'm not a chef,
but I can google.

- Triangles.
- No, I'm going with round.

[alarm beeping]

Oh, yeah!

You're not gonna see a
drip of water on these things.

Oh, man.

I'm hungry.

No, you're not hungry,
you're hangry.

Cleaned out again. Good work.

I'm so excited to snorkel.

- Magda?
- Yes?

Make sure that you're up
and ready to work at 6:00.

Yeah.

Because this morning it was,

like, four past when
you left the cabin.

- Two.
- Hey?

- Two.
- Two. Sorry.

Sorry, just stuck in
the bathroom, no problem.

- Just gonna run these.
- You got it, babe.

- Are you hung over today?
- A little bit, yeah.

Here's some pastries.

Okay.

I don't know.

I'm excited to see
everything underneath.

- I might go snorkeling.
- You're going, eh?

When you've got a shorter
charter, the food's going out,

you're hearing the
complaints coming back, I...

it's a little bit embarrassing.

At this point, I'm gonna take
matters into my own hands.

I'm gonna take them
snorkeling myself

and try and lift the experience.

No.

Jason's going on the snorkel
now, so I'm gonna stay here.

Cheers, bro, enjoy.

See you in a bit.

- Hey, Jamie, you're in charge.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, no worries.

- Have fun.
- See you later!

- Benny, you go on break.
- All right, bro.

[chattering]

We don't have this
in England, do we?

- *bleep* high tea.
- Oh.

Let's just get high.

Good morning.

- A disaster.
- Really?

Oh, yeah. But I've cleaned it.

Yeah.

Sorry, babe.

You're leaving the dream!

*bleep* high tea.

Well, who's this now?

Jase, Jase, is that you?

I'm on my way, can you meet
me on the swim deck, please?

Copy.

- Magda?
- Yes?

- Quickly...
- Yeah, sure, no problem.

Well done, guys.

Yeah, eh?

See the fish that come up to
you like little puppy dogs?

Yeah.

Ah.

Whew. Okay.

Deck, just let me know
when you're ready.

Yeah, Cap, tender is clear.

Just the fore-anchor.

All anchors are...

Anchor is home, anchor is home.

Yep.

Heh.

What are you... you're just
gonna do the sandwiches?

So, that's ham and cheese ones,

we'll have little sausage-egg
ones, scones, croissants.

I really don't care
what high tea is.

If I'm chartering a boat,
I'm not asking for high tea.

Get your ----ing butlers
and sh-- to do that.

Like, no.

- Mini-sandwiches.
- Well, here.

Mini-cakes.

Little white bread
sandwiches with cucumber.

Yeah, totally.

Triangles.

No, I'm going with round.

All you have to do is google
"high tea"

and you can prepare for it.

I'm not a chef,
but I can google.

Would you guys like
to come sit down?

Oh, we would indeed.

You're all set.

All righty, ready to go?

Did you put a little bit of
butter and salt in these?

I put butter and
smoked salt, actually.

It's not really
high tea, though.

Ooh!

All right, we've got
sandwiches and rolls.

Do you think he made
these from scratch?

From the freezer.

Oh, I don't think we're
gonna find the marmalade.

Oh, my God.

A high tea is meant
to be colorful.

There's certain things
that you put on the first tier,

second tier, and
the third tier.

People take that
sh-- seriously.

---ing tea and crumpets!

What is it?

How's high tea?

No, is it on the table?

- You got this?
- Yeah.

We'll be there in half an hour.

Perfect. Sounds great.

Enjoy. Enjoy.

I thought we were on the up.

Now we've degressed
back again.

It's clear as day that Ryan
just doesn't give a *bleep*.

It looks exactly what
I would expect

at my mate's birthday
when I was eight.

It's like McDonald's sausage
stuffing, isn't it?

Yep, noted.

What's going on with Mags,
is she getting better?

If I had two Tumis,
life would be a lot easier.

This is not a training boat,
and there's gotta be a point

where I have to care about what
the people are paying to have.

This is something you have
to make a decision about, too.

Mm, it just depends
if we can find someone

that has enough experience.

I have a back-up stew ready.

All right.

Let's go, deck team,
two on foredeck, please.

Yeah, copy.

Like, seriously.

Okay, Cap, tender is 50 meters
directly behind the stern.

- I'm gonna come back on that.
- I'm ready to leave.

I wanna go home.

Yeah, I can eat properly.

Tender is 10 meters
directly behind the stern.

Push you away, see ya later.

Okay, you're in control.

Okay.

But at the same time,

she is so distracted that
I have to be very honest.

And then I feel like then
I have to stay up

and then there's
more work for me.

Yeah.

All right, let me have
a little think about it.

Coming into the marina.

- Thank you very much, darling.
- Perfect.

Jamie, I'm heading out
to port side.

Copy that.

Tumi.

[chattering]

Yeah.

Okay, Cap, we've got 25 meters
from your starboard midships.

Thank you.

Thanks, doll.

You're now clear to spin.

Slowly closing.
Get that line between.

All right, go with yours,
go with yours.

You're on, brother.

Looking good and sitting
pretty here on the aft.

Pretty damn good.

All crew, you know the drill...
penguin suits, bring bags up.

Let's go!

- Yay!
- Here they are.

- Thanks very much.
- Thanks, brother.

Aw, it was good to meet you.

Main man, mwah.

Thank you so much for everything
that you've done for us.

A few little criticisms...

just that dinner,
I wasn't keen on the fish.

The presentation on the high tea

could have just been
a little bit better.

But you really made sure
that we went out snorkeling

and did everything
that we could,

and we absolutely loved every
single c*ck

in the menu.

- Oh, yes!
- So, thank you so much.

Thank you very much.

- Pleasure, guys. Cheers!
- Thank you, darling!

- Bye!
- Bye, guys.

Let's get changed
into our blues,

and let's meet in
the bridge deck aft salon.

Whew, that was rough.

What a charter.

Ah! Ooh. L'chaim!

- What's the celebration?
- Hey?

We know we need to pick
up the game still.

Let's have a chat about
that individually later on.

And for the tip,
we got $20,815 Australian.

That's $16,011 U.S.

Per person, that's 1,333.

We're really, really lucky
they were nice people.

Otherwise, we would
have been ----ed.

The helmet, ugh.

We're not doing
the helmet today.

- We haven't got enough helmets.
- Oh!

Let's get this boat cleaned.

Aesha, stay here,
we're gonna have a chat.

- Yeah.
- Excuse me.

So, I've thought about Magda.

I think it's in
our best interest

if we find an
experienced replacement.

As you said, this
isn't a training vessel.

We're going into charter eight.

No one should be having
to pick up anyone's slack.

So, you're confident
that's where you wanna go?

Yeah.

My responsibility lies to the
guests, to the captain, to Tumi.

I don't feel great,
but being a leader,

sometimes you do actually
just have to

make those tough decisions.

You're echoing the things
that I've been seeing.

- Yeah.
- So, that's fine.

Okay.

Probably just stand up there,
Brittini, and just...

Magda, Magda, Jason.
Please meet me in the bridge.

Copy that, on my way.

Oh, God.

Bridge, bridge, bridge.

[sniffling]

- Hello?
- Take a seat.

Yes?

We run with three stewardesses
on a big boat.

Unfortunately,
your experience is not

where I want the three
girls to be at.

I really enjoy working with
you as a crewmember,

but going through for
the next two charters,

I really need this team to fire.

- Mm-hmm.
- So, I'm gonna let you go.

It's sad news,
but that's where we're at.

But I just really don't
understand, because I thought,

like, the job that I'm
doing is just really...

- It's improving...
- Yeah.

...but not at the
pace that I want.

Okay, I see.

And I need people
at Tumi and Aesha's level.

Sure. I don't like it.

- Yeah, well, you get to go home.
- Yeah.

You get to see your man,
you... you know, and...

I appreciate you understanding. Yeah.

Oh, definitely.

If any opportunity comes up,
I'll definitely...

Thank you so much,
and I'll prove you

that I'll be working not as
a one stew, as a two stews.

You never know, but...

- Can I hug you?
- Yes, please.

Oh, thank you.
Thank you for teaching me.

Take something out of
this to the next thing.

Definitely, definitely.

Thanks Mags.

Okay. Thank you.

I just got fired.

What? What was the reason?

My level is not one
that he wants to be...

- Oh.
- Is that what he said?

- It's just, like...
- Wait. What?

- It just doesn't feel...
- Real?

I'm emotional.

It's fine, you can be emotional.

It's sad!

It is sad, but it is
like that in yachting,

and I love being here,
but the same time,

it's like I cannot be
fully focused on here

because there's so much
else going on in my life.

- Yeah.
- What is up today?

Something's weird as *bleep*.

I'm assuming that
she's been fired.

- Oh, really?
- For sure.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm putting my head down.
I'm going back to work.

People get fired because
other people

have different expectations.

Yeah.

And I almost made it to the end.

I wanna say you're
a boss-a*s b*tch, but can I?

- Can you? You can to me.
- Can I call you a b*tch?

- Hey, buddy.
- Hi, hi.

Listen, mate, um...