01x11 - Benny and the Jet Skis

[bunniefuu]

Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

His list is like clean scuppers,
which it's not...

I need to sleep.

I pretty much want
the jobs done.

Okay.

Welcome to your Whitsunday
crocodile safari.

Best day off ever.

What the *bleep*?

I give 'em a day off,

and I'm actually cleaning
up all their *bleep*.

Someone's gonna cop it for this.

Wait, I'm following you,
because you're the guy.

Oh, they're totally
making babies.

They're, like, perfect.

Culver, what do you
like in a girl?

Chemistry that feels
like a drug.

Like Brittini.

Everyone's so into
us hooking up.

Have I thought about it?
Yes.

- Magda?
- Ooh!

I'm super sick today.

Do I turn full b*tch?

Your phone use on board is...

I swear to God, if Ryan doesn't
serve up our squid...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You do anything with his squid?

No squid yet.
Let me finish my dinner...

- Hey.
- And you can talk all you want.

No, no, no, listen...

I didn't ask
for your opinion.

Mate, I'm your captain.

If you wanna bring it up three
decibels, I'll bring it up four.

I don't regret
a single word I said.

I'm thinking about
making a change.

I'd probably need a
few CVs to look through.

You do every tablescape.

When the dishes roll back,
it's time for her to go down.

Everyone always speaks sh--
about a chief stew.

They have a problem
with you delegating.

Walls are thin on a boat.

Tumi, you just exposed how
fake of a person you are.

You went and told our exact
conversation to Aesha.

You're two-faced as *bleep*.

- Bye, bye, bye.
- Two-faced.

You're crazy.

Hey, I'm real, though.

You're batsh-- nuts.

You're a bullsh-- person.

Adios.

Ryan obviously has it in for me,
and Magda,

literally just doing my job,

punished her for that
day that she did...

Yeah.

literally nothing, and she's
taking that really personally.

You run your mouth.

Jamie, I don't hear her.

Jamie you don't have
to worry about it.

I'm the only one constantly
trying to have compassion,

and now
he is disrespecting me.

Okay, well, let's see
who you have now.

Good luck.

Bye, go to sleep.

Like, my work is...

means so much to me,
it's, like...

Yeah, we see you as
such a strong chief stew.

Aw!

There's a reason that
you have this position,

and this position
is ----ing hard.

Yeah.

You're the mom, and you
----ing own that sh--.

I feel like the mom.

You're the cool mom.

- And I've...
- You are that, and...

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- I really appreciate it.
- Yeah, of course.

Thank you, darling.

- I love you.
- Love you, too.

- Yeah.
- I really appreciate it.

I've worked my ----ing a*s
off in this industry.

I've worked my way up
and I really prepared myself

for this season.

- Thanks, girl.
- Yeah.

But one thing that
I didn't prepare for

was for people to hate me.

I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

So...

This is more about me
right now than her.

I wish I could be less
sensitive, but this is not me.

I'm always gonna take
everything personally,

and maybe that's the problem.

Like, yeah.

Ahem, I hope there's
enough room in there.

The captain is here!

Woo!

It does feel good, wow.

Get inside, Brittini!

The bottle is full.

- Oh, lord.
- Ah!

Okay.

- Her vag*na is gonna get...
- From that small to that big.

Your p*ssy's gonna feel great.

Brittini, she's an attractive,

almost Greek Goddess,
if you will...

Culver!

But because
we work together,

I don't wanna do
something that we're both

gonna regret right now.

- Come here.
- Oh, he's coming.

We're gonna weather the storm,
see where things go.

That's what I'm saying.

Come on, let's go.

Yes!

Yes, Brittini!

Get it, girl!

What you want on it?

Okay.

g*dd*mn, there's, like,
no peanut butter in this thing.

Okay, that's not gonna work.

Just so naughty.

Oh, I'm out.

Let's go.

It's not exciting.

It's not ready yet,
hold on, wait.

You didn't even get
anything on it, ew.

Yeah.

Okay, you are out
of control tonight.

Oh, my Lord.

We need to dial it in, ladies.

- Mm-hmm.
- Y'all is acting up.

I think it's in my room,
let me go check.

Benny?

Get some rest, we're up at


I'ma rip.

Where's Culver?

It's unacceptable.

[knocking]

Hey, Jamie, I don't agree
with a 9:30 start.

Okay.

So, can you guys get
yourself together?

Thank you.

- Good morning, precious.
- Morning.

Can we just get
ourselves together?

Yeah, sure.

Okay.

They were never sleeping.

You lose that privilege if
you can't do

the most basic tasks
and look after

your own living quarters
and put the rubbish out.

Are you kidding me?
Maggots!

Oh!

So, they can get
out of bed early

and start cleaning
this place up.

I'm getting sick.

Like, I didn't eat carbs.
I need a burger.

Hangover cure.

- Shenanigans.
- Dude.

- Morning, everybody.
- Good morning.

So, you called a 9:30 start,

but that's gotta be
based on workload

and what's gotta be
done the next day.

This morning, there's
bottles in the spa.

Come down here,
there's noodles everywhere.

This is stuff that
should be done

the night before you go to bed.

It's just disrespectful
to the place itself,

and that pisses me off, okay?

Deck department, I went down
in the foredeck

and there's five bags of rubbish

with lobster maggot
juice everywhere.

Do you not know there's
rubbish, Culver, on a boat?

- No, there is.
- There is... good, that's good.

Yeah, we eat stuff, we consume,

we put it in bags,
and we take it out there.

Now, you would have given
someone a job to do that.

If they don't own it,
you have to own it.

You've got a choice...
someone's gonna own it.

Do you not know there's
rubbish, Culver, on a boat?

- No, there is.
- There is... good, that's good.

Yeah, we eat stuff,
we consume, we put it in bags,

and we take it out there.

Now, you would have given
someone a job to do that.

If they don't own it,
you have to own it.

Now, you've got a choice.

You talk between yourselves,
your deck crew.

Whoever you put responsible
on it, they've gotta own it,

or you own it
all for them, okay?

Yeah.

Get your deck stuff on,
I'll meet you on the sundeck.

- Yeah.
- Oh, that's perfect.

Okay, we have to finish
downstairs today.

Magda, you're gonna be
in laundry this time.

And Tumilicious...

Can I just show her
the laundry situation?

Yes, just for, like,
one hour or something,

- just to get it under control.
- Mm-hmm, okay.

And then smash
all of downstairs.

- Amazing.
- Okay.

- Completely done.
- Yeah.

Cool.

- Oh, my God.
- Okay, show me...

- Ugh!
- What's done.

Hold on.

Had the properest potty.

I just had a proper potty.

Um, the garbage...

we took all the garbage
off the boat,

but why was there
still garbage in the bow?

Obviously, we wouldn't have
left that on purpose.

We'd forgotten it, someone
didn't do a proper sweep,

made us look like idiots.

All crew, please turn the boat
around, covers, rubbish.

Jesus.

Is there much more up there?

Well, I don't understand that.

That's ----ing bullsh--.

Captain wants someone to
take ownership of that.

I will do it, so I'm gonna
get my a*s kicked for that.

We'll see how that goes.

Yeah.

I'm unsure if Culver knows
that he made the mistake,

or he's trying to hide
the fact that he did it.

I don't know.
At this point, I don't know.

We need to pick up the game
in relation to doing a sweep.

Are you serious?
Culver is sitting there like...

Like, own up.

If you wanna get some
buckets, start washing.

Two on bridge deck aft
and two on up forward.

These little cheesecakes
are gonna be so good.

Okay, all the lights
go in here...

- Okay.
- Darks go in here.

- Like, this is bullsh--.
- Yeah.

Do the front, do the sides,
steam, steam, it's done...

you know what I mean?

- Work smart, not hard.
- Work smart, not hard.

Right.

Magda and Ryan are bitching,
but you shouldn't say something

to someone if you're
not willing to say it

to the person that
you're talking about.

Galley rags
and our rags are priority.

No one's really trying
to make it better,

and that's, like,
super frustrating.

Captain just likes it
to look like

it's being nurtured, you know?

Yeah.

Jamie, can you meet me in
the main salon, please?

Copy.

So, what's the story?

We did take the trash off,
you know, it was...

But you didn't.
I did, yesterday.

- Yeah.
- Did you tell anyone that

that's their responsibility,

go and get the trash off?

- Do you remember?
- I do.

They don't wanna step up?

So, I will take that
on the chin,

because maybe I should
have done that sweep.

It's actually
a verbal warning now.

- Yeah.
- Which I'm giving you.

Yep.
Yeah.

That means if you
personally have something,

- we move to a written, okay?
- Yep.

Which means they have put
you in that position.

Yeah.

As a bosun, it's my job to take
the heat from this for the team.

Plus, Culver makes one
little mistake

and he's supposed
to get in trouble,

when Benny is a walking
liability and he's still here.

He should have been
fired three weeks ago.

- Okay?
- Yep, sounds good.

Sorry about that,
won't happen again.

Yeah.

I do remember,
though, the trash.

I even asked, I was like,
"Is this it?"

No, it's just one of those
things where it was, like...

It was, like, go!

I know, and it's not Jamie.

It's not, like, someone's
particular fault,

- it's all our job.
- Yeah.

The trash is a job duty
of the deck department

and it didn't get done.
But I don't think it's my fault.

That will never happen again.

- No.
- Whew, boot camp.

Oh, dear.

- What time is it?
- What?

What time is it?

Oh, it's 9:30.

Yeah, so just bang
this out really quick.

Oh.

I'm just, like, confused of
what happened last night.

I remember everyone joking
about Culver and I hooking up.

I think I said
I would *bleep* him.

Like, I said it.

And it's, like, kinda awkward,
because it's, like, what now?

- I had fun last night.
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna throw this to you.
- Yeah.

Attention all crew, can Aesha,
Jamie, and Ryan

meet me in the crew mess
ASAP

for preference
sheet meeting, please?

Right-o.

Oop, sorry.

Carlton Dickerson and
Melina are co-primaries.

Carlton is the
founder and director of

a successful financial
software company

who moonlights as a musician.

Ooh!

He has even released an
album of Christmas songs.

Melina is a senior
account executive.

Joining Carlton and Melina,
a few of their friends.

The guests request an Australian
theme degustation menu

to give free rein to the chef.

So, she wants to be surprised.

I wanna see that wow factor
we talked about, okay?

For dinner on day
two, guests request

a Christmas Down
Under-inspired feast,

and play games with a little
help from Santa and Elves.

I love Christmas!

They will get on at 12:00.

It's probably going to
be two and a half hours

to go to the anchorage.

Let's step it up a bit, eh?

Yeah.

Perfect.

- Let's do it.
- Awesome.

It's Christmastime again.

Magda, can me and you go
and have a little talk?

Yes, of course.

Blender...

I just wanted to talk to you
because it's gotten back to me

that you have been saying

maybe that you think that I've
been unfairly punishing you,

and that all I do is
delegate and not do much myself.

And I just wanted us
to talk about it...

Yeah.

...so that we can get on
the same page...

because I just don't want me as
a chief stew being undermined.

I was waiting for this conversation.

Yeah, you know, like,
I just want to understand

how you think
I've been unfair.

Just... They're just, like,
small situations that are just,

like, at the moment,
in a specific moment.

It makes me, like, feel upset.

I don't want you to take
it personally

if I'm disciplining you
or telling you off,

because I think that's
just part of having a job.

And that's really hurt
my feelings,

the way it's being
talked about, so...

And that's just gonna draw more
of a wedge between us, you know?

- Yes.
- Which I don't want.

But I remember when you
told me that you were

always good friends with
your chief stews.

Like, my previous boat, we had,
like, negative energy around us,

and, like, I kind of
maybe started,

like, have this barrier to you

because of my previous
experience with that.

Yeah.

If you feel like I have
been unfair,

or something is really upsetting
you, come and speak to me.

Don't go and speak
to anyone else,

because that just feeds
negative energy

around the boat, you know?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Okay?

Thanks.

Thank you, I know you're
working hard, and I see it..

- Okay. I will.
- Thank you.

Thank you, too.

My previous chief,
the fact that I'm a model,

she used to be a model, she
was always competing with me.

Maybe because I used
to get defensive

with my previous chief stew,
I thought it's gonna happen

exactly the same
thing with Aesha.

- I'm happy that we talked.
- Me, too.

And I promise I won't be on
my phone that much ever again.

- Oh, thanks.
- Yeah.

These spots never end, eh?

Benny, Benny, finish
the job up here

on the bridge
deck aft, please.

There's still wet marks
all over the place.

Copy.

No one is looking at Culver.
It's just me, me, me.

He just doesn't like me,
you know, and it's, like,

I can't make someone like me.

There's still K2R everywhere.

I'll make it look good.

- Hi, darling, how you going?
- Great.

- Hey, so, Ryan?
- Yeah?

I just wanted to say there
have been comments

getting back to me from
the crew that you've...

- Oh, I know.
- ...going around saying...

No, it's one person.

That I take breaks all the time,
that all I do is delegate.

I know exactly who said what
and who I spoke to.

I really don't think
those comments are fair,

because I work my
----ing a*s off.

Coming up...

He's going the wrong way.

Oh, yeah, we gotta
help this guy.

Are they coming?

I don't know,
but he's yelling help.

Oi! He's coming!

Help!

- Hey, so, Ryan?
- Yeah?

I just wanted to say there
have been comments

getting back to me from
the crew that you've...

- Oh, I know.
- ...going around saying...

No, it's one person.

That I take breaks all the time,
that all I do is delegate.

Walls are thin.

I know exactly who said what.

I just feel like I need to say
to you that I really

don't think
those comments are fair,

because I work
my ----ing a*s off.

So, I know who sai...

And I don't want you
saying things like that

to other crewmembers.

I guarantee you there's a lot
of things that are left out.

I hate her attitude,
it's horrible.

Do I like her as a person?
Yes, I do.

A hundred percent of what
I said was not transcribable.

Yeah.

I'm sure she didn't
give the positive notes.

- I'm sure, and I'm...
- I'm totally sure, yeah.

I'm sure it was only
the negative things

that were said, 100 percent.

He's the most
manipulative ----ing as*h*le.

Please don't have
those conversations

without also saying it to me.

I never want my
work ethic questioned.

I hear you.

Come to me with any concerns
you have about me.

You got it.

I tend not to get stressed,
even if it is my fault.

Second, you show the stress,
you admit guilt.

With Ryan, I really can't
rely on him anymore.

All I can do is keep
a good eye on him.

All crew, provisions
are on the dock.

- Copy.
- Tuna fish.

Thank you.

Ooh, kangaroo.

So, what have we got here?

Christmas.

[laughing]

Some good-sized lobsters, too.

Check-off.

Perfect, thank you very much.

Christmas tree.

- My eyes gotta adjust, man.
- Yeah.

It's the worst.

I'm definitely aware that
Captain has his eye on me.

And I'm gonna be blunt...

your defensive attitude *bleep*
this *bleep* that,

I need that to change.

Where my head is,
I'm more than prepared

to make changes if need be.

I'm not trying to lose my job.

I'll tone it down a little bit.

- You want some kangaroo, Mags?
- No, no.

They're little
baby kangaroos, too.

No!

- Little baby guys.
- No!

Benny, Benny, Benny, can you
meet us on the sundeck, please?

- Copy that, brother.
- Oh, wow.

Are you doing plates and stuff,
or you want me to do it?

If you can do it,
that would be great.

Sure.

Just quickly,
for the shifts this trip

I'm gonna change it up a bit.

Brittini, you're gonna
be nights, mornings, mids,

and that's gonna stay
for the rest of the season.

- Any questions?
- All good.

Brittini, come with me, please.

Get ready for nights,
especially if they're fishing.

Yeah, you'll be on
nights for the next four.

There's a reason for it.

I feel like you'll be doing
a better job at nights

than certain other people.

He needs to be supervised.

Does he know that, though?

No, and he doesn't need to.

I've spoken to Benny many times.

All I ask is
just listen to me.

I don't listen to anybody.

- Oh, my God...
- Back, back.

Are you joking, Ben?
What the *bleep*?

I'm here to have a good time.

You continue like this,

you're not gonna have a
----ing good time.

Talking to him doesn't matter,
it goes nowhere.

So, am I gonna talk
to Ben about it?

No, he just needs to do his job.

But he doesn't realize the
weight that he's not carrying,

so then I have to
carry it for him.

If and Culver wanna have a chat
to Ben about it, feel free.

I have faith you'll
be able to knock it all out

without any issues.

Thanks.

Good work.
That looks good.

- So, what's lunch today?
- Garlic crab.

And just a main knife
and fork?

- That's it.
- Cool.

Okay, interior, ready?

Yeah, we're all good, actually.

Deck team, we're
good to go there?

Copy, Captain, good to go.

Please change into your whites.

All right, girl, let's change.

Yes.

Keep walking,
go straight to the bar.

All crew, all crew,
guests are arriving, let's go.

Look at the size of this thing.

That's what she said.

- Welcome.
- Cheers.

- Jason.
- Carlton, nice to meet you.

Pleased to meet you.

I want a piña colada
and a whiskey sour.

You're my new favorite.

Well, welcome aboard, everybody.

Let's get underway, because
it's an hour and a half

until the next stop,
where we will

put you in the water
for snorkeling.

Aesha will show you
around the boat.

We'll head up this way.

This is the sundeck,
you've got the Jacuzzi here.

I plan to live there
for the next three days.

Oh, my God.

This is lovely Tumi and Magda.
You guys met them.

- Hello.
- Yes!

Okay, let's drop some lines.

Benny, jump in the tender
and follow us out, please.

- Thank you.
- Number one's clear.

Number two's clear.

I'm clear.

All lines are off.

Ben, stay behind us as we
go through this channel.

Starboard quarter
to dock, 30 meters.

Rocks, 25 meters.

Excellent, well done, guys.

Copy.

I'm having a Marilyn moment.

That looks quite
classy, actually.

Jump off and start
deflating those fenders.

- How do you usually eat them?
- Surprise me.

Okay.

Co-primary wondered if she
can have some oysters now.

She said she wants
you to surprise her.

You got it.

- Benny, did you fold that?
- I folded that.

Let's fold it a bit
better than that.

Carlton, Melina...
she seems like a Melina.

Oysters, natural brine, lemon.

They look good.

Here we go.

Yeah.

- Jay, will you like some?
- Of course.

♪ La, la
La, la, la ♪

Get ready for snorkeling,
towel bags, drink bags.

- How were your oysters?
- Take a seat.

- Yes.
- Oh, no, here we go.

So, if I turn around to you
and say "surprise me"

and you come out with natural,
how would you feel?

I'm sorry.

I like surprises.

Okay, all right,
I'll let him know.

But not natural. That was a
surprise I didn't want.

Okay, I'll let him know.

Good girl, love your work.

Flaming hell.

- Whatever.
- Ugh!

Yeah.

How many oysters do
we have on board?

Enough for dinner.

She said she wants something
more exciting than natural.

Ugh.

How many oysters do
we have on board?

Enough for dinner.

She wants something more
exciting than natural.

Cool.

Heh.

- That's some good...
- Just so you know.

I appreciate you,
that's good information.

Thank you, thank you.

He's understanding,
he's receptive?

- That is ----ing good info.
- Awesome.

What the *bleep*?

Mm, guts.

- Tumi!
- Yas!

Woo, I love you.

Amazing reef site.

So, bommie are also
visible during low tide.

Which will be perfect.

Saddleback Island's
amazing, but our vessel's

too large to anchor
in that bay.

So, we will drop
the guests off there

whilst we're just drifting,
let them have a snorkel.

There's manta rays there.

Get them back on board, and
then we'll take off

to our overnight destination,
where we can anchor.

You're gonna
be sitting there.

- All right.
- Perfect.

Ryan, I'll let you know when
we're starting water and wine,

so it'll be about
five from then.

That's perfect, copy that.

I'm gonna wait until you start
that to start plating, then.

You would have thought I got
laid last night or something.

God bless.

What's for lunch, my friend?

- Chilli crab.
- Chilli crab, I told you!

It is chilli crab, all right.

So, if you go knife,
then spoon, then cr*cker.

Okay, cool.

Cheffy on fire today.

Were you guys happy
to start lunch?

Yeah, definitely.

- Carlton.
- For the W.

Deck crew, is anyone
available to help run plates?

Yeah, copy that,
I'm on my way.

Yeah, I got you, Aesha.

Oh, wow.

One of them stays here,
so it's just two each.

- Thank you guys for helping.
- Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

So, this is chilli mud crab.

- Thank you!
- One each?

Oh, yeah, you get one each,


Here you go, one for you.

- Oh man!
- Here we go.

It is fantastic.
Off the hook.

You know what they
say down South

when somebody really
cooks it up?

They go, "Mm, mm, mm,
you put your foot in it!"

Oh, he's so cute.

Who?

Wow, you put your foot in it.

I don't think it gets
weirder than this.

Foot in it?

Yeah, that's right, the foot.

Just checking if you
need any help...

- Thanks, girl.
- But it looks clean.

Nice, I think we're all good.

Deck team, meet me on
the main deck aft, please.

Yeah, copy, we're here.

I'm going to get changed.

- Oh, swim time!
- All right.

All right, give us the news.

We're gonna pull up
around there,

we're gonna pull the tender in.

Towels ready, drinks, waters,
everything ready to go.

- All right, cool.
- All right.

Guests are getting changed.

They should be up
in three minutes?

Deck team, deck team,
we can't anchor,

so we're just gonna drift and
let them get in the water.

Copy that.

Engineers, shut down
all engines.

He and I have decided we're not
gonna get in the water...

- Yeah, we don't...
- Because it's cold.

Captain, Captain, Tumi.

So, we only have four
guests that are going out.

Only the brave are going.

- Britt, can I come on?
- Yeah, come on.

Culver and Jamie are
gonna assist you

on the snorkeling trip.

- Watch your head!
- Oh!

Oh, are you okay?

Watch your head...
yeah, watch your head, yeah.

Careful, don't hit your head,
don't hit your head.

Head up, head up,
hold it high... aw, dang.

- Thank you!
- Au revoir!

- Bye!
- Bonjour!

Oh, my God, I'm so excited
to get in, I can't wait!

Thank you so much.

No, it's all good.

[laughing]

It's pretty swelly, eh?

Jeez, it's ridiculous.

Would anyone like, like,
a life jacket?

Current's very strong.

So, you guys are all
good with swimming?

You can swim back to us.

There's gonna be quite
a bit of current.

- Awesome.
- Yeah.

All right, guys,
you're good to jump.

- Right.
- Woo!

- Straight on.
- Nice, g*ng.

He's gone the wrong way.

Oh, yeah, I think
we gotta help this guy.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, you wanna go?

Yeah, I got this, I got this.

- Go, then.
- What's wrong with him?

I don't know,
but he's yelling "help."

Oi, he's coming!

Oh, I think...

I'm going in.

*bleep*

Yeah!

[groans]

Thanks, Jamie.

Thank you.

- No, all good, mate.
- Seriously.

Seeing someone panic...

you know, seeing the
panic in their eyes...

Yeah, there it is.

Stretch it out, yeah, yeah.

I identify it very quickly.

I've been trained to
identify it very quickly.

Oh!

That's why I didn't
do it, darling,

it looked too strong
for me, too.

Good times, eh?

Fishing at night is amazing.

All the other charter guests
have been fishing

till 1:00,


Oh *bleep* yeah,
let's do that.

Benny, are you telling them to
fish at 2:00 in the morning?

- Yes.
- He's doing that to upset me.

Are you all right?

Yeah, it's annoying
and it's embarrassing

more than anything else,
it really is.

No.

Copy that.

*bleep* that was,
like, 15 minutes.

Welcome back!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

How are yas?

It's so rough out there.

Yeah, was it?

- We've got your margarita.
- Thank you.

Cramped right up.

- Well, drink lots of water.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay.

We're going with white,
silver-rimmed plates tonight

- for every course.
- Yeah.

We're moving on the other
side of this island.

Do you wanna drive
this around there now?

Can I grab my phone?

What, do you want to
check your Facebook?

I love this smell.

This ones' gonna be the cherry
reduction for the baby kangaroo.

No!

Yeah, copy, we're
ready to roll.

Yeah, we'll stand
by, we're good to go.

Let's get outta here.

I reckon we should
have a beverage.

t*ts out.

Right, t*ts out for the boys.

Say what?

- See, I knew we were friends.
- Yeah.

We've still got Benny.

Benny on the sticks.

Who's this in the front of...

That's Benny.

If Captain saw half
the stuff this guy does...

Yeah.

What do you think,
oyster fork, or...

- Yeah, put an oyster fork up.
- Okay.

Yeah, we're gonna put
two in the water.

- Copy.
- Drop.

Benny, whenever you're ready,
we're waiting for you.

Just gonna find a crew.

You wanted just
to get that ironed?

One of the girls.

Champion, thank you very,
very much.

Mags, can you have this pressed?

Of course.

Benny, just drop back
on the sticks.

Did you get enough selfies
out there, or what?

Huh?

Always stay behind
the steering wheel.

Jesus.

You need positive reinforcement
in anything you do.

Jamie's just consistently not
allowing me to look good.

Just trying to create incompetencies.

[laughing]

To a guy who's from the South,

are you really gonna
step up to that plate?

I've always relied on
the kindness of strangers.

I'm done!
That's it!

I feel pressure on me.

Oh, I'm just gonna give
it a score at the end.

Do you know who
brought this trash,

dripped it all over the
teak, and just left it?

No, no, I don't.

Well, we need another bag, then.

Then I'll just...
I'll put another roll?

Benny, did you take this
trash to put in the bow?

- Yeah, I did.
- It dripped all over the teak.

There's bin juice all there,
and there's bin...

I made sure that there wasn't
anything coming out of it,

I triple-bagged it.

There was dripping on the teak,

because there was marks
on the teak from it.

Yeah, I triple-bagged it.

At this point, what can I do?

Back-chat, attitude problems...

I don't believe Ben's
cut out for this industry.

Here, look,
that's all bin juice.

Yeah, it wasn't dripping
out of that bag.

I'm not sure what this is, then.
There was only one bag there.

Nice job.

Do you wanna just
focus on decoration?

- Australia.
- Australia!

So, all the Australia stuff
that we got, smash it out.

Tonight, the guests are looking
for an Australian degus...

whatever that word is.
Degustation menu.

Captain's around, so the
pressure starts to build up.

But he's the captain
of the ship,

if he feels like he
wants to be there

in the galley with me, better...

better know how to
wash a dish, then, too.

Got everything nice and tender,
got my meats right there.

Australia, yas.

Yeah.

Ha, are you ready?

All right, mate, I just put
the kangaroo in the oven.

Oh, mate, I wanna take
a look at that.

- It's 10 to 8:00.
- Ready for dinner?

Yeah, we're gonna be seated.

How lovely, the decorations!

Oh ----ing bloody
kangaroo, mate.

Cheffy.

Looks pretty cool.

I'm introducing myself...

Crocodile Duncee,
good to meet ya.

So, what's on these oysters?

Kimchi, yuzu, and red shiso.

shiso.

Yeah, like "shiso horny."

I can definitely see that
Ryan is trying

to put a lot more
effort into his presentation.

Make sure my sh--
is on point.

I don't know who died
and took over his body,

but I hope it continues.

Oh, I love the hat, mate!

Crikey!

We've got two oysters, kimchi
vinaigrette, yuzu, and shiso.

Bon appétit!

That's so nice.

It's beautiful.

Ryan, primary really liked it.

Cool.

So, this is kangaroo with...

With red wine reduction,
sweet potato, chervil.

- Chervil?
- Chervil.

Oh, check this out, guys.

What we have here is kangaroo

with a cherry
red wine reduction.

Oh, yeah, some of the best
in the land, so enjoy.

Thank you!

That is amazing.

Perfect.

It's so tender.

- Love, love, love.
- He nailed it.

Ugh.

I've been trying to make them
go, just to piss you off.

Yeah, I know, which is great.

I just need you
to do the fishing once,

- to experience it.
- Mm.

Thanks, man. Thanks.

- Go down for...
- Yeah.

I'll see you in the morning.

Jamie, do you have a second?

Yeah.

It's creating anger
in me, like... ugh.

I need to speak to you
about the situation.

Turn-downs look really
good, thank you.

You're welcome.

Benny doesn't know that he's
not carrying the weight,

and it's making me
angry towards him.

Like, he said to me...

- And I'm like...
- Go through what?

Staying up and having
them fish till 2:00 a.m.

Like, he specifically brought
it up to the guests

so that
they're aware, like, oh,

the best time to go
fishing is at 1:00 a.m.

He wouldn't have done
that if he was aware

the reason why we shifted.

But I don't feel like
it's supposed to come from me.

Like, it is a conversation that
you might need to have with him.

I suggest you guys do that.

He obviously does not like
to be told what to do.

I can only go to
a certain point.

If I get involved,
I'm gonna have to be direct

and very serious with him,
and he can't deal.

You can't deflect your job

just because you don't
feel like doing it.

If he doesn't explain to
him what he's doing wrong,

nothing's gonna change.

And if it doesn't work,

I'm gonna have to tell
Jason to kick in.

This is the sh-- that
I've gotta deal with.

Coming up...

Grab the toy line out, please,
so we can

take the jet-ski...

Hold on, wait, wait, wait...

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait!

I knew exactly what I was doing.

You didn't.

That's it, he's finished.

I'm gonna chat to the captain.
I'm sick of it.

Well done, mate.

Thank you.
Thanks for your help.

- You did well.
- I appreciate it.

- Ha! Ha!
- How's it going?

Good.

Thank you for today, honestly,
it's been such a good day.

Ah!

Aw, honestly...

Thank you.

I like that she mentioned
I did good,

because I'm trying not only
to prove something to myself,

but also to prove
something to her.

Oh, you're making me...

Oh sh--.

I'm going to bed.

- All right, Cap.
- Good night!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, Tumi, I'm looking forward
to these shifts with you.

Yas!

Yay!

Yas, honey.

[alarm sounds]

g*dd*mn... Benny.

Should we make, like, a cutoff
time and then we're just...

I think so.

- So you guys can...
- Have at it.

Should we try and aim
for, like, 8:30?

- Yeah.
- It's not a bad idea.

- Yeah? Okay.
- Yeah.

Awesome.

Deck crew, deck crew, if we can
get some jet-skis in the water.

Copy that.



They wanted to eat now,
but I made it 8:30.

Nice.

Completed everything.

- All right.
- Morning.

- Yo.
- Good morning, Slick.

Anybody get the license
plate on that truck?

I think there's a few
little sore heads today.

I don't remember sh--.

Nice and slow, nice and easy.

Culver, you're gonna jump
in and start her up.

Got it.

And the crane is
gonna come back up.

Wait!

It's...

Pull.

Ben, all calls will
come from the jet-ski rider,

all right, not from you.

When he's saying,
"Yep, good to go,"

then you're good to go.

You don't have control when
it's down there in his hands.

Okay.

It was stuck on the jet-ski
seat, and it could...

I've done it in
the past, so, like...

I know that, mate.

I'm watching how
the crane works.

I know that, mate,
but listen to me.

I had three different people
telling me what to do.

- Listen to me, all right?
- Eh?

That could have broken
the seat right there and then.

I knew exactly what I was doing.

You didn't, because
you lifted it up

when it was stuck
under the seat.

No, I pulled it,
saw it, put it down.

Go away, mate, I'm gonna have a
chat to the captain, go away.

Have a chat to the captain.

You don't wanna listen to me,
you chat to the captain.

That's it for me, it's finished.

You're a liability, and we
cannot have a liability on deck.

Like, it's a ticking time b*mb

waiting to blow up themselves

and everyone else
around them.

We can't have that.

I'm sick of you
not listening, mate.

I've got no more time for it.

- Jas.
- Yeah, mate?

I'm not happy with Ben.

He's not interested in
----ing listening to me,

he doesn't get his jobs done,
I'm sick of it.

Nothing more I can do.

Let's have a chat with him.

There's two sides
to every story.

He needs to sit
there and listen.

Pick your fights.

Let's see what can come out
of the conversation first.

I've just let sh-- slide
too much, and I'm sick of it.

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I'd love it if you could
finish at 9:30

and we can have an extra
half an hour tonight.

Use the half an hour for sleep,
not talking on the phone.

Are you serious?

Like, I'm not gonna stop
talking to my boyfriend

because you asking for it.

I was starting to get angry
towards you

because you weren't
aware of that.

How can he not tell me that?

Jamie complains to us,

but he doesn't take
accountability as a leader.

Please stop trying to
lead me by intimidation.

Ben, can you come to
the bridge, please?

We need to find out whether
Jamie's way of leadership

is aggressive or rude,

or is it Benny's just a little
bit too sensitive for this job.

The term "intimidation"
bothers me a little bit.

You will take your foot off my
head, do you understand?

I don't want any bullying, harassment,

or anything like that
in the workplace.