04x14 - Dogcathalon

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Dogcathalon: Part One.

Do I smell...
muffins?

Rise and shine, Barkers!

Oh, no.
Bad news muffins?

Worse, emergency muffins!

The Dogcathalon race is today!

Today?

But it wasn’t supposed
to happen until Saturday!

Sorry, I got mixed up.

It turns out Saturday
is the Frogcathalon.

But don’t worry,
I’m ready for that.

But we’re not ready for
the Dogcathalon!

Can we have more time?

Sadly, no.

The Dogcathalon Top Dog
is very strict,

and he’s arriving soon
to check on everything.

And if Pawston isn’t ready...

He’ll move the race
to Beverly Howls.

The home of
the Terrier Triplets?

Yep, they said their town
is ready.

No way.

As Pawston Crew Chief,

I’ll be sure we’re ready,

starting with decorating
the town centre.

And I can head over
to the Speedway

to start setting up there.

And I’ll try to keep
Mr. Top Dog busy

while you’re all working.

And we’ll all cheer
for you from our bed.

Let’s go, dogs, go!

This is Scooch Pooch, coming
to you live from Tag’s scooter

as we head to
the town centre to decorate.

Scooch, I’m so glad you’re
doing the play-by-play

announcing for the race.

You sound great!

Thanks.

What’s not so great
is the mess that

Tag and Scooch are
about to drive into.

Cheddar Biscuit,
what’s going on?

We’re rehearsing
our circus show!

Banana cream.

Nice.

The Dogcathalon race
is today,

and this is where
the entire race will start.

So we need everything cleaned
and these decorations hung.

But, Tag, that’s impossible.

We got banana
cream pies everywhere.

See what I mean?

The Top Dog is coming!

Cheddar, listen to me.

I watch you do impossible
things all the time.

If anyone can do this, it’s you.

You know what?
You’re right.

I got this, Tag.

Great.
We’ll go distract the Top Dog.

Just honk when you’re done.

And this over here is a tree.

Ooh, maybe we should sniff it.

Mmm, so oaky.

Mayor Sniffington, perchance
are you’re trying to distract me

because the town centre
isn’t ready?

Why would you think
the town centre isn’t ready?

It’s not ready.

I beg your pardon?

What I mean is, we’re not
ready to show it to you

until we introduce ourselves.

I’m Tag Barker, Crew Chief
for Team Pawston,

and I’m Scooch Pooch.

Play-by-play race announcer
for the race.

A pleasure.

But I need to see the
town centre since that’s

where the pilots will
start the flying race.

And we’ll be happy
to take you there.

Right after you see our
Dogcathalon welcome tap dance.

This is so exciting.

Ta-da!

Now let’s show you
the town centre.

Finally.

The Pawston Town Centre.

Very nice, but how’s
the riverfront looking

-for the boat race?
-So ready.

Scooch and I are going there
now to see how ready it is.

It’s not ready.
Slow him down.

See you soon.
Gotta run. Bye.

Hey Top Dog, why don’t we take a
nice long stroll down the river,

maybe stop to sniff the roses?

Ooh, here’s a bunch.

Ooh, oh yes, lovely.

Tag, there’s no way we can
get everything done in time.

Maybe there’s something
we can do?

Yes, if you can head to
the Speedway to help Sam,

we’ll head to the riverfront.

Go, dogs, go!

Doggy wash obstacle
coming through.

A little to your left.

Perfect.

And done.

I think we’re ready.

We’re not ready!

Hey Leo, what’s wrong?

There’s no finish line.

How am I supposed to know
if I won the race?

Oh, no, the finish line
I ordered

hasn’t been delivered yet.

This is Scooch Pooch
saying we’re finished.

Sorry, just practising.

Does this mean we’re going
to have to move

the race to Beverly Howls?

Nope, because I have an idea.

Lady Lydia, can you make us
a finish line for the race?

Of course.

Awesome.

It will be ready in one year.

A year?

Why yes, I need to gather
all my materials

and then go to finish
line making school.

On second thought,
make it two years.

Lydia, listen to me.

I believe you can do
anything you set your mind to

because you’re one of the most
talented dogs in all of Pawston.

Oh, what a lovely thing to say.

And all true.

Let me get to work.

Tag, the Top Dog is coming.

We need to slow him down.
Come on.

Mr. Top Dog, hi!

I just remembered you didn’t
get to hear Scooch

do any of his play-by-play
announcing.

But now you can.

Because Tag will pretend
to be a race car.

This is Scooch
Pooch coming to you live

as we watch a
super speedy furry race car

go around in circles.

What a thrill.

I am not enjoying this.

Cut some ribbon.
A beret here.

A fedora there.
More ribbon. And done.

Leo, get me to the other
side of the river. Pronto.

Now I’m a plane.

Zoom! Woosh!

That is some fantastic flying.

Okay, I really need
to see the riverfront.

Make way, please.

Oh, no.

This riverfront is...

Very impressive.

That’s such a unique
looking finish line.

Like I said,

Pawston is more than ready to
host the Dogcathalon.

Great. All that’s left to do
is check on the Speedway.

And quickly. Luckily, I’m
a champion speed walker.

Sorry, Tag.
Gotta go.

Wait, Top Dog.

Scooch, we need to beat
them to the Speedway.

It’s flying time.

I can’t look.
How messy is it?

It looks incredible!

Whoa.
The Speedway is ready.

Almost ready.

The clowns are blowing up
an absurdly large balloon

that looks like me.

That doesn’t sound good.

Help! I can’t shut off the tank
that’s blowing up the balloon.

Uh-oh!

We need to put something heavy
on top of the balloon

to help bring it down.

What do we have a lot of?

-Dogs?
-That’ll work.

Cheddar, can you use your cannon
to blast your circus friends

onto the balloon?

Of course.

But we’ll need more than just us
circus dogs for it to work.

Helper dogs, can you help?

Uh, we’ve never been shot
out of a cannon before.

Neither have I or Scooch.

Wait, I’m going, too?

Yes, because I believe in us.

And if we work together, quickly
hurtling through the air,

we can save that ramp!

What do you say?

Let’s get started!

Count me in as well.

We launch in three, two...

We did it!
We made it!

Look out!

Ouch!

Ouch!

Right on my tail!

But the important thing is,
the ramp is coming down.

Uh-oh.

Top Dog, I know this looks bad.

We thought we
would be ready, but...

That was amazing!

Really?

You reminded me why I chose
Pawston to host the race

in the first place.

You’re a town that
always comes together,

which is great news
because the race will start

in a few minutes.
See you soon.

Woo-hoo!

Well, well, well,
we meet again.

Hello, Terrier Triplets.

You may have
impressed the Top Dog,

but guess who
you didn’t impress?

Our Aunt Sheila.

No, us.

Because Pawston
will never beat us.

We won this
Dogcathalon trophy last year.

We’ll win it again this year.

Only this time, it’ll be in
front of your hometown crowd.

Ha!
You’re forgetting that we’ve got

the greatest racer of
all time on our team!

Sam Whippet!

Ouchie!

I think I sprained my tail
when I landed on the ramp.

If it doesn’t
feel better soon,

I won’t be able to
sit in a race car.

This is Scooch Pooch live from
the Pawston Speedway, saying...

Uh-oh.

♪ Going to the race,
going straight to the race ♪

♪ We can’t wait for the race,
we can’t be late for the race ♪

♪ This must
be the place ♪

♪ Sandwiches ♪

♪ Oh, we forgot
the sandwiches ♪

♪ I thought you had them ♪

♪ Must have left
them on the counter ♪

♪ Did you pack
any drinks? ♪

♪ They’re in there
with the napkins ♪

♪ All right ♪

Dogcathalon: Part Two.

How bad does
your tail hurt, Sam?

Very, very bad.

Especially when I wag it.

You should put ice on it.

Oh, or a tray
of frozen lasagna.

Ow, ow, ow!

My tail wags whenever
I hear the word lasagna.

Ow, ow, ow!

You should just give up now.

Not a chance.

The Speedway race is
after the Sky and Boat Race.

Plenty of time for Sam
to rest and feel better.

Then I guess we’ll see you
at the starting line.

Beverly Howls, out.

We better get to the town centre
for the start of the race.

Yup. Go, Team Pawston, go!

This is incredible!

There are dogs here
from all over the place.

And the Pawston dogs.

Hooray!

Welcome, everyone.

I’m excited to say
Dogcathalon Day is finally here.

And to help us start the race,

please welcome your
race announcer, Scooch Pooch!

Who wants to see some racing?

Oh, I’d also like to
see some unicorns.

Unicorns! Unicorns!

It’s time for our first event.

Barkapellas, tell us what it is.

♪ The Sky Race ♪

Competing today
are racers from Furonto,

Chew York City,
Beverly Howls,

and of course, Pawston.

Mom, it’s your Crew Chief,
Tag Barker.

You ready to race?

-No.
-No?

What do you mean no?

I didn’t know I’d be racing
a Terrier Triplet.

I can’t win against
a championship flyer.

So he’s won a few trophies.

Way more than a few.

Time to start the race.

You can do this, Mom.

Racers ready?

Set, go, dogs, go!

The racers are off,

and Beverly Howls is
taking an early lead.

Hope you all like losing.

The racers are now
approaching the first obstacle,

a floating hoop.

It looks like
Pawston could use some help

as Mom Barker
falls into third place.

Don’t give up, Mom.

And here comes
a floating dog bone

that the racers need
to fly under.

Next up is the
not-floating mountain.

That’s where they’ll turn around
and head to the finish line.

Here they come.
But oh no!

Pawston is now in last place.

I gotta do something to help.

Paw, I know this is a long shot,
but do you have your guitar?

That’s ridiculous.

Of course I do.

Great.

I think Mom could use
some inspirational music.

You hear that, Mom?

I do.

And it’s very sweet of you, Tag,

but I can’t win this race.

No matter what happens,
you’re already a winner.

You’re an amazing pilot
who’s brave enough to try.

Aw, that’s so sweet, Tag.

Now, what do you say
you show everyone

what this blimp can really do?

I think I can find another gear.

Oh, it looks like
Pawston is making a move

past Chew York City.

And now she’s passing Furonto.

Come on, Mom.

Beverly Howls is almost
at the finish line.

Not if I get there first.

Pawston wins the Sky Race!

Way to go, Mom!

Since Pawston won the Sky Race,
they get a shiny check mark.

Barkapellas, tell
us what’s next.

♪ More racing
but with boats ♪

Yup, we’re heading to the water.

Tag, congratulations
on winning the Sky Race.

Your Mom did great.

Thanks, Sam.
How’s your tail?

Did the frozen lasagna help?

It was helping,
but then it defrosted,

so I ate it for lunch.

But, Sam, your race is soon.

I know.

Luckily, my doctor has agreed
to see me right away.

Hello, Dr. Manhole Dog.

Wow, I did not see that coming.

And I’m back.

Racers, please make your
way to the start line.

How are we feeling, Captain Leo?

I can’t do this, Tag.

Nobody told me I was racing
a Terrier Triplet.

Let me guess, did he bring
all his trophies with him?

Worse, he brought a
giant statue of himself

holding all his trophies.

Aw, I look so good.

Leo, I picked you to
be our boat captain

because you’ve raced
boats your whole life.

Now, what do you say you
show everyone what you can do?

Okay, let’s do this.

Racers are now in their boats

and ready for the obstacle race

to the hat-decorated
finish line.

Racers ready?

Set?

Go, dogs, go!

The racers are off.

And here to talk us through it,

my best friend and
Pawston Crew Chief,

Tag Barker.

Thanks, Scooch.

I gotta say, Leo is looking
really good out there.

He sure is.

Leo has an early lead
for Team Pawston

as the racers approach
the doggy wash obstacle.

Wow, look at
all that soap.

Up next is
the weave pole obstacle.

And Beverly Howls
is catching up.

Come on, Leo, you got this!

And there you have it, folks.

Last obstacle, the big ramp.

What a jump!

Leo is in the lead

and heading towards
the finish line.

Oh, no.

Beverly Howls
wins the boat race.

I know I sound excited,

but this is just
my race announcer voice.

I’m actually very upset,

but it’s impossible to tell.

I’m sorry I let you down, Tag.

Are you kidding me?

Leo, you had an incredible race.

It doesn’t matter
if you won or lost.

Look at how happy
you made everyone.

Leo! Leo! Leo!

Thanks, Crew Chief Tag.

Barkapellas, tell
us what’s next.

♪ More racing, but with cars
Yeah, cars ♪

It’s time to head
to the Speedway

for the final part of the race.

Scooch!
Want a ride?

Yes, please.
And thanks.

Wow!

This is it, Scooch!

The final race
of the Dogcathalon!

And there’s Sam!

I’ll head to the announcer booth
to start the race.

Good luck, Tag.

We don’t need luck.

We have Sam Whippet.

Sam, is your tail
feeling better?

Much better.

Especially after Dr. Manhole Dog
gave me this giant cast.

Sadly, I can no longer
fit into my race car.

h*-h*!

Which is why I have
to drop out of the race.

What?
No, we can’t give up.

Who said anything
about giving up?

I want you to take my place.

Me?
No, I can’t.

I’m not as fast as you are

and I’ve never raced in
a race this big before.

That doesn’t sound like
something

Crew Chief Tag Barker
would say.

Agreed.

I was nervous about racing too,

but you made me believe
I could do it.

And you told me it didn’t
matter whether I won or lost

as long as I tried my best.

And you told me I could
do this announcer thing

and I gotta say,
I am doing a really great job.

Tag, we all believe in you.

Now you need to
believe in yourself.

You’re right.

Let’s do this.

The race is on!

Good luck.
You’re gonna need it.

Pawston and Beverly Howls
both have one win each.

That means whoever
wins this race

will win the Dogcathalon.

Racers ready?

Set...

Go, dogs, go!

The racers are off

and my best friend, Tag,
has an early lead.

Woo-hoo!

Ooh, some sharp turns from Tag

through the obstacle flags.

But Beverly Howls
is catching up.

Beverly Howls
is now in the lead.

It looks like Tag Barker

is falling even
further behind now.

Can she find a
way past Beverly Howls?

Not a chance.

Sam, I can’t get past her.

Look around you, Tag.

There are a lot of dogs
who believe you can.

Tag! Tag! Tag!

Remember, Tag, great racers
aren’t just fast.

They’re smart, too.

I think I’ve got an idea.

Oh, what’s this?

It looks like Tag Barker
is driving on two wheels.

Woo-hoo!

Tag has passed Beverly Howls,

but can she hold on to that
lead until the finish line?

It’s go, dog, go time!

Pawston wins the Dogcathalon!

Woo-hoo!
We did it!

Congratulations, Tag!

Thank you.

Tag, is there
anything you’d like to say

to the hometown crowd?

Yes.

I might be the dog
up here holding the trophy,

but it belongs to all of you

because I couldn’t
have won this race

without my hometown.

I love you, Pawston!

Barkapellas, take it away!

♪ Hooray for Pawston! ♪

♪ Pawston, Pawston ♪

♪ Hooray for Pawston ♪

♪ Everybody in Pawston
Let’s go ♪

♪ Go, dog, go ♪

♪ Everybody in Pawston ♪

♪ Let’s go
Go, dog, go ♪

♪ Bow wow wow ♪