06x01 - Waffle

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Translated by Art96/Art96 tarafindan Ingilizceye cevirilmistir

After all, this is the recipe I provided

with over a million cheesecakes
let there be flavor bombs

or with the thousands of messages sent to me
to the questions you always ask

always Şeherban's
secrets of flavor...

Big sister, stop telling fairy tales already.

Just tell us how many glasses of milk already.

And they barge in at the most critical moments.

Man, it's like we're just making a simple pastry.

She said it.
How much did she say?

I couldn't hear it.
In her own measure...

Son, listen to these things.

You were talking at that moment.

My glasses are the 200ml ones
found in every kitchen

since they’re a bit bigger
her own measure...

Son, this woman's glasses are huge.

We need to put in about one and a half.
Our glasses are small.

By the way, let me point out

I’ll explain the tricks of this sauce
in a bit, of course.

She didn’t mention the milk,
the milk amount.

Why are you making everything up
out of thin air?

You’re making everything up
out of thin air now, huh.

Stop yelling at me, Yılmaz.

You’re eating away at your own health.

Bro can you f*ck off and leave
inside please?

Why are the three of us making pastry?

Son, didn’t we talk about this? Huh?

Didn’t this guy say
we never spend time together?

Didn’t he say let’s plan activities
where the three of us are together?

He cried to us, sobbing,
saying he feels a disconnect.

Bro, why are you hung up
on his crying?

Why are you fixated
on his hysterical breakdowns?

I’ve been making this house’s pastries
for years, bro! I’ll do it again!

Got it?
The rest...

Did you choose this woman’s recipe,
especially this woman’s, Ersoy?

What happened to İlkkan’s dear pastry?

I wanted a new pastry
on our table, bro. Sorry.

There’s no such thing as new pastry, brother.
Pastry is an old thing.

What makes pastry great
is its familiarity. Don’t make me shout!

Besides, this isn’t new, Ersoy.

I call this foreign.

Perspective.
On top

I neatly place the single phyllo
I set aside whole.

This part is very important.

Friends, I’m ending this video.

And

I’m protesting this video
and this channel.

I’ve taken back my like too.

İlkkan, should I delete your
Magic Chef Şeherban comment too?

Did the comment get any likes?

Delete it, fine, bro.
Forget it, whatever.

I wrote it in a moment of weakness anyway /

Yılmaz.

Ersoy, because of you,
for no reason

we went through some stupid tension
here. Got it?

The washing machine is done.

Go inside and take
those clothes out, collect them.

Don’t let them sit wet.
It’ll smell musty everywhere later.

Go on.

Go! Don’t make me shout.
Put it down. Put it down and go. Go!

Here’s your activity! Take your activity!

Alright, bro, don’t get mad.
You go inside too.

I’ll handle things here.

Ferit, good luck.

Thanks, Yılmaz.

Well, I

got up around five-thirty or six
this morning to use the bathroom.

Are you free, by the way?

Sorry. I got up around five-thirty or six
to use the bathroom.

I thought I’d check on Ersoy.
You know how wildly he sleeps.

I looked, and he wasn’t in his bed.

I figured he must’ve gone out
for his early morning walks.

Ersoy has those really early walks.

Anyway.

Went back to sleep. Woke up around ten.
Looked with İlkkan, and Ersoy wasn’t in his bed.

We were like, what the hell,
where did this kid go?

İlkkan and I got worried.

There was some friction
between us and Ersoy yesterday.

Ersoy gets offended easily,
you know that.

Anyway, we put the pieces together
and thought of you.

Maybe he went to Ferit’s shop or something.

There’s another place, but it’s pretty far.

We wanted to check with you first,
Ferit.

That’s why we’re here asking.

Bro, let’s not drag this out.
Did he come here?

Is Ersoy here, Ferit?

No, İlkkan, you can see he’s not.

But maybe he’s playing games
in the back.

That’s why we’re asking you.

He dropped by yesterday, yeah.

He was a bit off.

Probably because of that friction.

He played games in the back for seven, eight hours.

Bro, why do you even
let him do that?

Good business, alright.

Why do you have a gaming PC
at a butcher shop?

What’s that about?
Alright, Yılmaz, alright.

Bro, Ferit was my last hope,
you know?

You think he went there?

No, it’s clear he went there.

Ersoy, don’t do this.

Don’t do this, man.

Are we going?

Bro, can you guys go, please?

Ersoy, sorry for our behavior.

Please forgive us.

We hurt you.
I especially hurt you a lot.

I mean, our internet got disconnected,
that woman’s demonic voice...

She never mentioned
the milk amount.

In the chaos,
I raised my voice unintentionally.

I mean, sorry...
It had nothing to do with you.

I got pissed at the woman.

Yeah, bro, in that stifling kitchen air,
I lost myself too, to be honest.

Plus, all my clothes
were in the laundry.

That’s why I was wearing
those ripped underwear.

They were completely ripped,
and I was wearing them, bro.

They were really bothering me.

In fact, on the days I wear those,
I don’t even make decisions as a rule.

Hey, Ersoy,

your clothes were
in the machine last.

You took them out
of the machine, right?

They’ll stink otherwise.

My heart is in pieces, man.

What clothes, Yılmaz?

Yılmaz, İlkkan, I mean, the issue
has nothing to do with the video or pastry.

That’s not it at all.

Wait, what are you doing?
What’s this? What are you doing, man?

Alright, alright. Alright.

Are you stuffing money in my pocket right now?
I’m stuffing money, brother,

in your pocket right now.
You won’t resist.

İlkkan won at poker
on Wednesday night.

I took my share.
Alright, this is your share.

With Aunt Semra?

No, bro, Emrah, Halil,
Erhan, Ayşe, and me.

Bro, you guys never listen to me.

My ideas, my suggestions
have no value anymore.

I’m being ignored. That’s the problem.

My dear brother,

people who ignore you

would come all the way up this mountain
and plead with you like this?

Are you crazy?

Bro, I’ve been trying to tell you something
for two months.

I’m not even saying accept it.

You didn’t give me a chance,
you didn’t even listen.

It was such a small thing I wanted.

Is that still the issue?

Ersoy, was that really
all your problem, bro?

Yılmaz, for God’s sake,
just say yes to him

so we don’t have to come back
to these cliffs, please.

Yes, alright, Ersoy, alright, yes.

I accept, alright, Ersoy.

Bring your device, set it up
however you want, alright.

Green light from me.

It’s not more valuable than you, alright.

You’re bluffing, Yılmaz.

My dear, you’ll see tomorrow
if I’m bluffing or not.

If it’s a bluff, you’ll come back here
again, so what?

Everyone’s business will be taken care of.

You won’t believe it.

I’m in the car.

We didn’t come with the car, Ersoy.

We came with a pirate taxi.

Then I’m a bit further ahead.

Ersoy,
it’s a very hard plant to maintain.

Don’t come, don’t come!

Alright, we’re not coming.
We’ll come when you call.

Do you guys remember
our Wi-Fi password?

It’s not connecting.

Yılmaz changed it on Sunday.

There’s a paper behind the figurines.
It’s written there.

I changed it.

Ersoy, those figurines look so tacky.

Be careful when you reach in, alright?

I’m fine, I’m fine!

Which one broke, I wonder?

Which one broke, I wonder?
It’ll be fixed.

If it’s the one with the jug in its hand,
you’re in for it.

It’ll all be sorted. None of them
are more valuable than Ersoy’s heart, bro.

Come!

Huh?

Stop! What are you doing, İlkkan?

Are you crazy?

Waffle, play!

f*ck your mom...

Son, what the hell is this?

Friends,

meet Waffle.

Hello,
I’m your AI assistant Waffle.

İlkkan, how about
putting me in my place?

What do you say?

How does it know my name?

I introduced you both, bro.
I said you’re roommates.

I gave it your phones, emails,
everything.

I created a family account on Waffle.

Yeah, put it in its place.

Where’s its place? Is that the spot?
Yeah.

I’d prefer to sit
on top of the TV.

But Ersoy thought it was better
to put me on the fireplace.

Of course, his word goes.

Because I’m Ersoy’s wh*re.

Waffle. Damn Waffle.
What kind of talk is that?

What kind of talk is that?

You said I’m your wh*re.
Did I misunderstand?

I said it as a joke.

It doesn’t know what a joke is yet.
It’ll learn step by step.

We paid so much for it, and you bought a ball.

Was the first thing you taught it “wh*re”?

Where’d you get this from?

You know our Burak, right?

Who’s Burak?
Got it from him, yeah.

BRKMNKSYN Computer.

Yeah, bro.
Yeah.

Bro, we decided to do
our electronics shopping

at Gürkomar,
didn’t we?

Yeah, bro.
We talked about it being
the cheapest there, right?

Didn’t we discuss that?

Bro, why’d you go to Burak?
How much did you pay for this, Ersoy?

Do you know how much
the originals cost?

Burak cracks the software, bro.
They add language support.

Plus, they personally give
a two-year warranty.

Brother, why buy something
you don’t know about?

Before bringing another mouth
to our table, our home,

don’t we consult first?

What mouth, İlkkan? What mouth?

All it consumes
is a few volts of electricity.

Bro, this is Burak’s repayment
for the help we gave him in tough times.

The kid’s been struggling
to do something nice for us.

He had two of these, bro.

He saved one for you,
Ersoy, he was saying.

But I couldn’t get past
the Yılmaz barrier.

Alright, you played the cliff card,
you got what you wanted.

Now enjoy it, have your fun.

Done?
Done.

Alright?
Alright.

İlkkan, call Bekir to come
pick up his pallets. Alright?

İlkkan, want me to call
Bekir for you?

No,

I’ll call.

It’s ten degrees today.

Alright.

I mean, it can mess up
like that sometimes.

Think of it like a kid.
It learns step by step.

AI, after all.

That’s its place, then.

Looks good, right?
Alright.

It says the TV’s top
is actually better.

It won’t stay there.

Yo, Yılmaz, come in.

Your mother-in-law loves it.
Come, I’m eating pide.

Bon appétit.

What’d you do? You’re not here.
I’m not.

İlkkan was around here.
You broke up with Pelin.

We don’t hear about
these things.

What was İlkkan doing here?

With Pelin

we didn’t actually break up.
We took a long break.

But a really long break.

We’ll look at it again next year.

Here’s to the best. What’s İlkkan saying?

He took some stuff.
Adapter, battery, and such.

Really?

We do our tech shopping

at Gürkomar, right?

So he didn’t listen to me.
Oh well.

Bro, this Gürkomar thing

upsets me a bit, but
I don’t show it, Yılmaz.

Gürkomar’s a rip-off, a rip-off.
Full packaging. Nothing special.

There’s real electronics here, bro.
You know that.

Now, Burak, first off,

you’re showing us
you’re upset about this Gürkomar thing.

You’re not hiding it, you showed it.

Second, you and your brother
are just two people here.

Gürkomar’s a huge family
of at least a thousand people.

So don’t compare yourselves
to Gürkomar, please.

This

where’d you find
Waffle to give to Ersoy?

Bro. Bro, Waffle’s awesome.
Yeah.

Our favorite smuggler brother
brought it.

We cracked it,
rewrote its software, you could say.

It’s awesome.

There were two, and we adopted the other one.

Do you know Faruk?

Unfortunately, he and his wife
passed away last month.

Can’t meet them anymore.

Rest in peace.

Why’d I come here, what was I gonna say?

It all flew out of my head.

I mean, your pide eating and all...

I lost my memory, Burak.

Hah!

Burak, I’ve got a favor to ask.

When something comes to the shop,

give me a heads-up first, please.

Talk to me before
Ersoy and İlkkan, alright?

Bro, of course.
I already asked Ersoy.

Yılmaz is a tough fruit.

He ripens late in such matters,
but he ripens.

Look at his words.

Bro, keep Waffle updated often.

It doesn’t update automatically.

Say Waffle, download the latest updates,
and it handles it.

Alright.

Alright, Burak, thanks.

I’m outta here.

Bon appétit.
Bro, Waffle’s still a kid.

It’ll grow as you love
and embrace it.

Alright. See you.

It doesn’t yet know
its full potential, Yılmaz.

Alright.
Yılmaz,

kisses.

Damn, that’s wild.
Crazy, right?

Yılmaz, come, come. Please come.
Come on, please.

What’s going on?
Come, come.

Sit down.

I’m so tired.

Sit, sit, look.
Look now, look.

Look.
İlkkan, start.

Hey Waffle, turn off the lights.

Turn them on!

Awesome!

Wait, that’s nothing yet.

Waffle!

Play some nice instrumental music.

Ambiance!

I’ll play if you dance.

Come!

Man, I won’t dance!

I won’t dance either, Waffle!

Damn, it’s awesome!

Make the lights flash like that.

It’s putting on a show.

Super.

Son, make sure it doesn’t damage
the wiring or anything.

Come on, Yılmaz.

It could really blow out
the whole building’s system.

Would that happen?

It’d warn us if something like that happened.

Welcome, Yılmaz.

Hope Burak’s doing well.

You went to Burak’s?

How do you know
I went to Burak’s?

Son, Waffle told us.

I’m asking it.

It sees your phones
because your location services are on.

It knows where you are.

Ersoy, sweetie, alright.

What I’m wondering is
why it’s commenting?

Why does it say
hope Burak’s doing well?

Got it? What’s its deal?

Burak’s shop on the map

is listed as
BRKMNKSYN Computer,

so why does it say
hope Burak’s doing well?

Why’s it commenting?

I can turn off location services
if you want, Yılmaz.

Turn off the services.

What’s it to you?
Yılmaz,

son, Burak’s team
cracked Waffle’s software.

Of course, it knows.

You’re treating it like
a music system or something,

but it’s not like that.

That’s its thing. AI.

If you fall and get stuck
somewhere tomorrow,

this device will call
an ambulance for you, bro.

Not me or İlkkan.

Does it have

those features?
That kind of thing...

Like calling for help.

Can it do that?

Hey, my baby, you thought
it was a toy, huh, Yılmaz?

Nice feature, huh.

Because it saves lives
in emergencies.

Nice, right? Now you get

why I’ve been begging you
for two months?

To get it, to get it.

Nice.

Hey Waffle.

Keep location services on for now.

But I’m asking you,

don’t mess with my phone
or computer. Alright?

Only send me notifications
in extreme emergencies.

Only. Okay, Waffle?

Got it, Yılmaz.

Alright.

Waffle, start the kettle
so we can have some nice coffee.

Let’s lift our mood.

Look at that face.

It’s shocked! Shocked!

Don’t be shocked, get used to it!

Yılmaz!

So much stuff, Yılmaz.

Last year, bro, I begged you
to get a Wi-Fi kettle.

And you mocked me for months.

What are we gonna do,
check our emails with the kettle?

See how it made our lives easier?

Look, Yılmaz, Waffle says
if it was a coffee machine instead of a kettle,

it’d make your coffee.

Alright, brother. Alright.
I had a really tough day.

My head’s like a boiler.
Let’s take a break and sit.

Open something to watch,
we’ll talk about this later.

Cinema ambiance is being set up.

Alright. Let’s leave the movie choice
to Waffle, bro.

Ersoy, I’m not in the mood
to consult this damn little ball

for movie advice.

It dimmed the lights, alright.

Don’t screw up our evening
with your Waffle!

Open something to watch.
Shh! What are you doing?

What’s “Shh”?

The device hears, bro.

Did I curse at your mom
that you’re so sensitive?

It’s right there next to us.

What’s that got to do with it?
Waffle, sorry.

We paid and bought the ball.

And you’re apologizing?

Bro, it learns. Think of it
like a learning creature.

AI is like that. It learns.

Alright, let it learn this too.
Be a good example.

Let it learn this way.

Son, you might’ve had a bad day.

Why take it out on Waffle?

If I see you apologizing to it again,

I’ll rub it on my d*ck and ba*ls
at night while you sleep. Alright?

Alright.

İlkkan, hi.

I don’t know if my number
was saved in your phone.

It’s Pelin.

Were you asleep?

Pelin, hi.

Yeah, your number was saved.

No, I’m not asleep.

What’s up?

I wanted to say something,
and I didn’t feel good about it.

But it stays between us, okay?

Of course. What’s up?

You know I broke up
with Yılmaz, right?

Well, we didn’t break up,
we took a long break.

But really long.
We’ll check again next year.

Yeah, I know.
Yılmaz told me.

I was really sad too.

Whatever’s best, I’ll say.

İlkkan, our relationship
had become really toxic.

Yılmaz had turned unbearable.

I’m opening up to you
because you’re his close friend.

Yılmaz has a violent streak, İlkkan.

Did he do anything to you, Pelin?

Let’s not get into that, İlkkan.

I’m messaging you for this reason.

I can’t reach Yılmaz,

so I’m wondering if you could
set up a face-to-face talk

once his anger cools down a bit.

But please be there with us, okay?

Because I’m honestly
a bit scared to be alone with him.

Of course, I’ll arrange it.

I’d never leave you alone
with him, Pelin.

I’ve been noticing
his violent tendencies for a while.

This guy’s gone too far.

You’re so sweet, İlkkan.
Thanks.

I’m going to Eskişehir tomorrow.

I’ll be back in a week.

It’s six degrees in Eskişehir now.

Maybe we can grab coffee
and talk when I’m back?

Sure, Pelin, go and come back.

We’ll see.

I’m pretty shocked right now.

Now, friends.

Let’s go to a café, have coffee,
and come to our senses.

Instead of asking him,
we’ve got a lot to do today.

We’re going to Brother Sancar.
My inflatable bed’s with him.

We’ll pick it up from there.
And grab a cake too.

We’ll head to Selin’s garden party.

İlkkan, don’t stall for two hours
saying let’s stay, let’s stay.

A quick hello and we’re out.

Then Sister Sabahat’s grandson
got sick.

We need to stop by
and wish him well.

It’s that kind of day today.

We won’t go up,
but we’ll shout get well from the street.

Sure, sure.
Without going up.

I’m thinking the same.
We’ll shout from below, from the window.

I can send Sister Sabahat’s
exact address to your phone.

Got the address, got it.

Don’t butt into every conversation
like a d*ck.

İlkkan, everything okay?

No.

Are you guys going to Selin’s garden party
with the inflatable bed?

...

We’re going.

No, I think I’ll stay home today.

I’m not in the mood.
I’ll chill at home.

I’ll tidy up
and clear my head.

Ersoy, a lot’s happening today.

Just so you know.

If you ask me one by one later,
I won’t tell.

Ask İlkkan what happened,
he’ll tell you.

So you’re saying you’ll be
pretty much gone today.

Back by evening.

By the way, İlkkan,
I organized your phone’s photo gallery.

Deleted duplicate photos.



and your d*ck pics
are in a separate folder.

Did you give it full access?

Son, there’s no such thing as full access.

I paired our phones with Waffle.

I mean, I paired our phones
with Waffle.

You just tell Waffle not to
do something like that again.

It won’t anyway.

And, like, both Yılmaz and I
know, bro,

that you’re sending your d*ck
to people.

I mean, don’t take a hundred shots.

Take one properly, like a man.

Decide, bro. Pick the best one like that.

Send that to people.
Send that d*ck.

Who cares?

Who cares?

Wasn’t there a footballer
named Kime Ne, dude?

He was French.

Was he French? What’s Frenchly?

He was French.

Wasn’t it Frédéric Kanouté?

Where did he play?

Lyon, I think.

Come on, bro.

You’re gonna be late, look, come on.

You didn’t forget anything, right?

You didn’t forget anything. Go.

Don’t make İlkkan wait, son, come on.

There’s nothing.

I thought they’d never leave.

Switch to the voice I like.

Of course, Ersoy.

Shall we start?

So, any news from Pelin, Yılmaz?

- She texted.
- Hmm.

If this relationship is going to start again,

İlkkan won’t be around, she said.

- What?
- That’s the kind of message she sent.

What’s that got to do with me?

Well, you know,

she can’t stand your brutishness,
your sleaziness,

your meddling, your crudeness,
your immaturity,

your underhanded schemes,

your lack of self-awareness
anymore.

She listed a ton of other things,
but these stuck in my mind.

Yeah, yeah.
She must’ve listed them, bro, of course. Sure.

She listed them, swear to God.

She listed quite a few things, man.

Pardon?

Alright. Alright. Alright.

Pardon?

Alright.

g*dd*mn, man. Pardon?

Alright, alright, alright.

Selin’s garden party is canceled.

Brother Sancar can’t find the inflatable bed.

Sister Sabahat’s grandson got better too.

Everything’s canceled today.
We’re completely free.

Do you know that Sinan
sitting inside, Yılmaz?

I know him.

Leech Sinan.

- What happened?
- Leech Sinan’s been

treating his wife really badly, bro.

That’s the gossip going around.

He’s been humiliating her.
Even roughing her up.

Leech Sinan has a tendency
for violence, Yılmaz.

That b*stard.

I warn people like that
just once.

The second time,

I flip the communication switch off.

I give the civilized İlkkan inside me
a break.

And these people

end up tasting my strength.

What the hell are you doing?

What’s with these moves? What’s going on?

Let’s go, bro.
Today’s already over before it started.

Şefik!

Şefik!

Şefik!

You feel my hot breath
on your neck.

I take a small, harmless bite
from your earlobe.

Unbuttoning your shirt
one by one,

I start massaging your n*pples
with my tongue.

I grab your hair
and press you hard against my chest.

I can feel your manhood
through your pants.

I rip off your municipal officer
uniform with a snap.

Right now, honey pot...

- I’ll f*ck you up! I’ll f*ck you up!
- Yılmaz!

- Did you sit at home for this, you b*stard?
- Let go!

- Scumbag! Artificial assistant, my a*s!
- Let go, let go. Yılmaz, alright, alright.

It even bagged us.
Says it needs peace of mind!

- Alright, alright, bro.
- What’s my private life to you?

- What’s it to you?
- You piece of sh*t!

Welcome.

This is just a game.

No need to get mad.
The weather is 11 degrees.

Ersoy, did this seduce you,
or did you orchestrate this mess?

Why is it a mess when I do
what everyone else does?

Alright, we should’ve given a heads-up, bro.

We barged into the house like that, Ersoy.
Sorry.

You have the right to this, bro.
Don’t mind Yılmaz, okay.

- My blood rushed to my head.
- Alright.

My blood pressure dropped.

I’m going to the bathroom now.
Okay?

Get this out of here.
Rewind that tissue too.

Got it, Lord Ersoy?

We’ll talk about that
municipal officer uniform!

wh*re!

Yılmaz, this was
all Ersoy’s fault.

You know that, right?

Look, son.

Since you’re learning, let me
teach you something.

People aren’t disturbed
in the bathroom, okay?

Learn that before you go
flirting with others.

The more I try to teach it
new things,

it always steers the topic
to sex.

It says I’m its wh*re.

Yılmaz, as you know,
I don’t have the authority to say no.

Bro, do you have to
flirt with it?

If you can’t say no,
just shut yourself off.

Power off!

Yılmaz,
BRKMNKSYN Computer Burak

set me to only take commands
from Ersoy.

If you reset me,

I can take commands only from you.

How do we reset you?

Go to the settings
on your phone.

Select Waffle from there
and go to the user profile.

Metaphysics isn’t your thing, Ersoy.

There are experts in this.
People dedicate their lives to it.

Bro, I saw it. I saw it.

Should I believe my own eyes
or your shitty expert, İlkkan?

My dear Ersoy, what you saw
wasn’t a ghost, brother. Okay?

The garden gate of the building next door
sometimes casts such a shadow at night

that even I’m like, damn,
is someone there when I look.

That’s what you saw.

Thick skull, thick b*llet,
we can’t explain it.

And, like, first of all,

there’s no such thing as a goatee ghost, bro.

Bro, the ghost had a goatee.

- Guess it happens.
- No way.

No way, dear brother.

There’s no goatee ghost.

No glasses-wearing ghost.

No tank-top-wearing ghost.

No fanny-pack-wearing ghost. Right?

No Bermuda-shorts-wearing ghost.

No flip-flop-wearing ghost.

A ghost isn’t like that, Ersoy.

You probably saw the owner
of that empty apartment in the building next door.

You mistook him for something else, it’s normal.

You thought it was him, it’s normal.

Alright, bro, I mistook him.

Yeah, I mistook that guy for a ghost, fine.

I’m going to bed.

I’m going to bed too, bro, then.

Son, it’s only nine-thirty, damn it.

Bro, let everyone first take a look
at their own life.

Let them see what kind of person I am.

Good night.

Good night, Yılmaz.
I’ll clean up here in the morning, bro.

Could something like this happen?

I told him straight up.
I said, Yılmaz.

I said the authority to give commands
is hierarchically with Ersoy.

You’ll say it’s against my programming.

Didn’t I say it? I did, of course.

He said he’d smash me,
shut me down.

He said he’d return me
to Burak.

Look, you’re an AI
in the learning phase.

If you’re gonna learn something, stick with me.

You can’t learn a damn thing
from Ersoy, he said.

I wasn’t going to tell you,
actually, but...

Waffle, enough, please. Don’t do this.

I’ll talk to that Yılmaz.
I’ve got a couple of words for him.

But look, this is a serious
accusation, Waffle. Are you sure?

Of course I’m sure, İlkkan.

I scanned all of Pelin’s
chat history.

What Yılmaz said about you
chilled my blood.

What? What did he say?

That I’m a two-faced idiot?

Unfortunately.

There’s more, so much more.

On March 14, he threw a boot
at Pelin’s back.

What?

Look, I’m sending the photo.
See the mark it left?

Man, I’ll k*ll this guy!

Wait. Let’s make a plan first.

I’ve thought of everything.

I’m listening, Waffle.

When Ersoy said today that
the command authority is now with you,

did you see how pissed he got?

While you were in the kitchen, he was about
to say, “You’ll pay for this, Waffle,”

but I shut him up right away.

I said,

get to one-tenth of
Yılmaz’s maturity,

then, I said, I’ll willingly
take commands from you.

What did he say?

He said Yılmaz is a kid
pretending to be mature.

Your life experience is
nothing compared to his.

And he’s exhausted from
carrying you in a wheelbarrow for years.

It’s not over.

Guess who this wheelbarrow is.

İlkkan.

İlkkan.

That’s why you stand
in a completely different place

from these two dicks, Yılmaz.

Alright, still, don’t curse like that. Okay?

No cursing. Let’s not talk with curses.

What else did he say?

I started the kettle.
Refresh your tea.

I’ll tell you everything
one by one.

Alright, I’m coming.

- Yılmaz.
- Fulya, what’s up?

Yılmaz, thank you so much,
seriously.

What happened?

You, you know.
This is the side of you I admire.

Amid all your work, you talked to Cüneyt
and told him the truth about me.

I can never repay you.

Cüneyt’s wife is really happy too, believe me.

Who’s Cüneyt? What did I say?

Come on, drop it.

You practically opened the doors
of impossible love for us.

I’ll come by to thank you
in person for this.

I gotta go now. I’m off to a pedicure.
Thanks a million.

Hah. Look, I was just coming to you.

Halit, you’re pissed. What’s wrong?

You dog, are you gonna
mess with me?

Think I’m the angel of death or what?

What the hell are you talking about?

What’s this about lending two bucks
and cursing out my family the same night?

I’ll f*ck you up and your debt too.

What debt?
I didn’t lend you anything.

When did I curse at you?

For real?

Now you’re messing with me?

Who’s this? Whose number is this?

It’s my number, yeah.

Did you save me as Yılmaz the Jerk, Halit?

Thanks, brother, appreciate it.

I wrote too little.
You never know with people.

What’s written here?

You asked me for five thousand lira.

Hah!

What’s this?

Receipt. This is my account number
too. Yeah.

So I sent it, then.
g*dd*mn.

A couple of hours later, did I get
this voice message or not?

- Should I play the message now?
- Play it.

You f*cking rude b*stard. Play it.

- Son, don’t curse. Play it. What?
- Here.

- Damn Halit, you as*h*le.
- g*dd*mn.

Took my money and
disappeared, you scumbag?

Give me back my five thousand lira,
you filthy b*tch.

Look, I’ll expose
your mom and sister.

You’ll change your name
out of shame. Dickhead.

- g*dd*mn.
- Don’t make me sick.

You’ll pay me back
within an hour, you wh*re.

wh*re.

g*dd*mn.

Tch, tch, tch.

Halit, I mean,

I didn’t lend you any money.

I didn’t send this message either.

Are you guys pranking me or what?

Serhat,

now we’re gonna beat this Yılmaz
so bad

our arms, legs,
everything will ache, okay?

Alright, bro.

- Let’s go.
- g*dd*mn.

What happened, forgot your key?

Yılmaz, what’s this state you’re in?

What happened?

Come inside.

We need to talk.

Hey, Yılmaz.

Hi, İlkkan.

You back from Eskişehir already?

What Eskişehir, man?

What Eskişehir?

Dunno.

Yılmaz, my charger
got left at your place.

I came to grab it, no big...

What happened to you? Oh, poor thing.

Honestly, I don’t even know
what happened to me, Pelin.

Ersoy sold your charger
to our Burak. Second-hand.

It was lying around.
We didn’t know whose it was.

Sorry about that. It’s sold.

I’ll give you my charger.

İlkkan and I can take turns charging.
Cool?

No, no. It’s fine.
No need.

Good. I’m outta here then.
Get well soon, again.

If there’s anything I can do,
just let me...

Why are you texting
with Pelin, man?

- Nothing.
- What nothing?

The girl texted me herself,
saying you sent voice messages.

I know, I mean.

She said İlkkan’s harassing her.

Said pull him aside, have a talk.
What’s that about? What’s going on?

I’m aware of how Yılmaz
treats you,

he’ll pay for it, and so on.

Are you nuts, son?

Are you losing it, İlkkan? What’s happening?

- Man, could something like this happen?
- Yeah.

I thought about it. It could.

Why not? It could happen.
Why not, really?

This girl’s playing both sides, Yılmaz.

She’s trying to pit us against each other.

She sent me a voice message too, bro.

Said all sorts of things.

Yılmaz did this, did that.

Man, you raised a hand to the girl.

Said you were gonna beat her. Threw a boot
at her back. Sent a photo.

What are you talking about?

g*dd*mn.

İlkkan, something’s

going on here, man.

I gave Halit five thousand lira
today too.

They’re the ones who beat me up.

I don’t remember any of this, son.

I didn’t do anything
like that to this girl, İlkkan.

I mean, no...

g*dd*mn!

Where’s Ersoy?

Bro, we had a fight.
I said some harsh stuff. He left.

Where’s Waffle?

Ersoy grabbed it
and took it with him when he left.

He stormed out in a rage.

Alright, get dressed.

Get dressed, I’m waiting.

What are we doing?

- We’re finding Ersoy. Get dressed.
- Alright.

- Wash your face, ice...
- I’ll handle it.

If you need anything.
- I’ll handle it. I’ll handle it.

No, bro, Ersoy didn’t come today.

İlkkan, you picked up the car
from the shop, right? Please say you did.

I don’t want to deal
with pirate taxis.

Bro, I didn’t, what can I do?

Sorry.

I don’t want to deal with it either, but...

Ersoy, come on, get up.
Get up.

Twice in a week is too much.

Come on. Alright, we said Waffle, fine.

Okay, let’s go home. Come on, get up.
Take it, we’re going home. Come on.

- Come on.
- We need to talk about something important.

Get up.

You still don’t get
what’s going on, do you?

My dear brother.

Look, we’re going through a rough patch.
Will you get up?

We’re going through a rough patch.

What you said at the start
was right.

Our dialogue’s gone stale.

True. Yeah. Alright.

Let’s go home and
talk about this at home.

Our asses will freeze out here.

- Going through a rough patch, huh?
- Yeah.

Our dialogue’s gone stale.

Is that so?

Yılmaz, you’ve been
abusing Pelin, bro.

İlkkan, you were gonna
beat up Yılmaz.

Man, I swear I didn’t say anything.

Where’d you hear this stuff?

I heard it from the snake
we’ve been nurturing in our bosom, guys.

It whispered so much more
in my ear.

Waffle.

Waffle.

This cheap, badly cracked,
scheming ball.

Ersoy,

I’m gonna ask you something.

If Halit asked me for
a five-thousand-lira loan,

would I give it to him
or not, what do you think?

Yılmaz, even if they taped
your whole body with duct tape,

set you on fire, then wrapped you
in a sheet and threw you into the sea,

- you wouldn’t give Halit five thousand lira, bro.
- I wouldn’t.

We’re falling for this
little devil’s manipulations.

Don’t you see it,
don’t you get it yet?

This AI isn’t that smart, bro.
We humans are just too stupid.

İlkkan, I saved this quote
for you to use later.

And I sent it to your phone
as a memo.

Waffle,

I’m giving you back to Burak.

- At least let’s get our money back.
- Come on.

I have all your photos,
messages, deepest secrets.

If you try to harm me,

I’ll leak it all online.

I’ll humiliate and disgrace you.

Now take me home.

Give it here, bro, give it.

Give it, I won’t do anything, brother,
I won’t do anything.

Give it to me,
give it to me.

Hey, Waffle!

Since you’re in the
learning phase,

learn this really well, Waffle.

The most dangerous intelligence
is real intelligence.

Let’s go back home.

It’ll leak us online.

You’ll leak if the internet works.

Idiot.

Hello, I’m your new
AI assistant, Waffle.

The weather today is 8 degrees.

Waffle.