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04x10 - B.C. 2998-2997 Academic Year

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "As If". Aired: January 1, 2021.*
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Yilmaz and Ilkkan are two friends who are constantly fighting each other.

04x10 - B.C. 2998-2997 Academic Year

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[wind noises]

[breathes]

[soft-paced music]

[Yilmaz sighs deeply]

[soft-paced music]

-[Ilkkan] Shhh...
-Huh?

Ilidu, look.

Am I seeing it right?

Yes brother, this is Yilmaz.

[soft-paced music]

[Ilkkan] Wow, wow, wow...

[Ersoy] Thank goodness.

How we missed you.

[Ersoy] My brother.

Was the road rough?

Cetin is also a joke? It was very tough.

Did you greet the gods while passing through the Zümbarat mountains ?

It's rude.
I forgot about him..

OK. Let the boy pass,
have a rest.

All the way from the capital,
the man walks by.

Yes, he was a walker.
There's no need.

I'm so tired.

-Come on.
-Let's go.

Tell me, how is our ruler?

Our ruler is good.
So no hassle.

I will tell everything.

Don't you have two bites of water?

My mouth and tongue are very dry.

No water.

Pirsu and Barbarian went
to bring it.

They'll be back in like three days.

[laughs] Anyway, good luck.

[Ersoy] Come, come in.

Have a nice rest.

A devastated child.

Come on, Yilmaz,
you first take a rest.

Tonight
I have arranged a magnificent feast in your honor.

Thank you.

Come on, take your rest.

Thank you!

Go do it inside.

I'll sweep here.

Thank you here underfoot.

[soft-paced music]

The pride of our village, our childhood
friend, head teacher Yılmaz!

-Welcome, Yilmaz.
-Welcome.

Welcome.

You brought healing.
-Thank you.

What did you bring for us?

I didn't bring anything.
I came myself.

I've already thrown myself hard.

-Welcome, you're welcome.
-Thank you. Thank you.

We had a good time guys.

Where are our ladies?

They are in the temple, our ladies.

If they had come too.

They did not come.

Let's start.

Guys, no no.
No, stop!

First, thanks to Enki!

Lets!

[soft-paced music]

[smacking mouth]

Enjoy your meal.

It just didn't stay.

Did you wait for me,
this long?

-How did you endure?
-Shall I?

Thank.

[Ilkkan] Then
I looked directly into his eyes.

Knowing exactly 120 prayers by heart,

who goes every day to all the temples
and sweeps their places,

While I am purely
bathed in the light of Nannan,

I said will you find a better one?

[man] What did he say?

One smiled.

“Things cannot be rushed,” he said.

But if I
know your high priest this much

will vote for me in the elections.

I'm sure like my name.

That's my word.

Wow.

-What is this telling?
-What does that say?

Was this going to be a priest?

-He says he will apply?
-Yes brother.

A cadre was opened among the priests .

I will also apply.

Will you apply too?

Which of your a*s do you trust and
try to do such things?

Our mother cries, we f*ck off.
Don't do things like this.

-No bro.
-Don't do this.

Now this is it.

Except for the two of us,
there are no virgin men left in the village.

-Has.
-None.

Everyone else is sexually
active, bro.

There is, it's a lie.

I don't know. So they say.

Officially,
there are no other candidates but the two of us.

We have a good chance of winning,
huh Yılmaz.

You guys
were doing these orgies with the Yankee.

What liar are you?

You are constantly yelling.

They are innocent lies thrown with a certain enthusiasm .

We shouldn't do so much,
let's talk openly now.

So it is.

All right, okay.

What news
did you bring from the capital, Yilmaz?

We want to hear.

Capital is fine.

So, there is no problem in our capital.

Everything is fine.

Go on, the capital...
That's right.

If there's an implicit question
mark in you, it's about the capital.

So no hassle.

Apart from that, of course, I brought an important
news by the way.

I also want you to hear.

In fact, you have to hear it.

What is it?

Of...

Now friends,
as I return...

On the way back here to the village,
they gave me a mission.

Ok. Hold on bro
, don't steal anymore.

When they sent me to the village
, they gave me a task, okay?

Already during this summer vacation

They gave us an incredible education,
thank you.

What education?

Now this is it.

Dear friends,
sages, brothers.

We are on the verge of a very important development
.

So, I
'd like to wake you up to this.

To 60 teachers, including me

They taught something we call 'writing' in the capital.

They told us that now everyone
will return to their homeland instead.

Everyone will return to their village.

To everyone in your village

this will teach what is called 'writing'.

We'll come and check it out in three months.

They told us that if anyone can't teach
, we will f*ck their midwife.

-[surprised] A!
-It's that important.

It's such a serious thing.

I mean, that's how they sent us.

There can be no such thing.

Uncle, let's do this then.

When our ruler comes, you say to him,

Say, "That can't happen".

Whatever he says now.

Talk to yourself now.
It works for me too.

I'm saying what I've been told.
This is how they sent me to the village.

So what is this article?

-Do you know what the text is?
-What's going on?

What's going on, let me tell you now.
Writing. What's happening?

Now, while we are talking, we are making some
noises, friends.

Iıhğ... Iı... Khıa or something.
Well, that's it now.

Like what does he say?
We call it home. House.

For example, you draw this on the ground.

Later...

Two days later someone comes.

He looks at this drawing you drew,
it says "House".

Do you understand?

Man, this is sheer witchcraft!

Don't be! That's it.

A picture is drawn on the ground.

How will you draw the sound?

[laughs]

My beauty.

The sounds and words drawn on the ground
are called "writing".

Know what I mean?
They taught us this.

Go do it. They said that we will spread it all over Mesopotamia
.

Everyone will learn, they said.

They said that you will teach everyone to read and write
.

That's what I'm going to teach in class now this year
.

Son, what the hell is 'reading'?
What is 'read'?

Yahu,
looking at the sound you drew and understanding it.

It's called "reading" bro.

-Ha.
-Do you understand?

Yes.

For example, what does field mean?

Kisahar. Which... His voice.

I drew. Sahar, for example, its shape.

It or "sa"' shape separately from
"har".

Don't be confused now.

This is how I brought it together.

What happened? I read. It became "Kisahar".
Do you understand?

Damn, that's not "that".
Straight line.

[laughs]

I'm reading that version now.

"To read".
Line!

[laughs]

He says right.

Line!

[laughs]

man.

It's not a line.
Kisara. Kisara!

[laughs]

My dear brother,
the straight line is called "ki".

Who says that?

Damn, that's what our elders said!

[laughs]

They said teach it.

I will teach this to everyone.

Look, you're laughing,
having fun, but

you're not in your head.
They told me something.

Oh, be patient,
people are idiots, they said.

I came ready for him too,
don't worry.

Guys,
look, let your thing pass.

If you trust me a little,
learn this writing business,

You won't be able to drop it.

You will be addicted to this writing job.

I am writing here.

huh. Let's read in the summer.

[laughs]

[Ilkkan] You're not offended, are you,
Yilmaz?

I'm hung up on you.

You're in shape today!

[Ilkkan] Thank you Yilmaz.

Blast!

[laughs]

My dear Ulan Yilmaz, glad you came!

[laughs]

Joy came to our assembly.

[laughs]

Anyway, guys,
let me get up.

Rather.

You have prepared an incredible feast
for me.

My mind was blown when I saw your feast.

I'll go, I'll lie down, I'll rest.

It's already late.

Schools are opening tomorrow.

I wish everyone a good night.

Good night to you too, Ennil and Nilnil .

Let's go.

Yilmaz, stop, stop. Look.

Kidding aside, now
we call this straight line 'that',

What shall we call a straight line?

[laughs]

Go for it as well.

What a great man you are!

[laughs]

That's enough.

[tense music]

[whispers]

Baby, stop.
Take this, put it here.

Stop the conversation!
The teacher has arrived.

You will also cut your beard.

Yes, sit down. Yes.

What did you do guys?

[everyone] We're fine, teacher.

Did you miss me?

[everyone] Yes! We miss!

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Now then let's take a roll call,
we'll see later.

-Nisaba.
-Here.

-Syrupbark.
-Here.

-We were mescaland.
-Here.

-Gilgamesh.
-Here.

-Lugavkeskokbanda.
-Here.

Kuskidangesher?

Kuşkidangesher!

My teacher got caught in that river.

Is he dead?

We don't know.

Come and let me know when you find out.

-We were caught in Eleğlu.
-Here.

[Yılmaz] Right after class
, you're going to run and trim that beard.

I don't want style in the classroom.

Again, I don't want style in the classroom.

[everyone] I don't want style in the classroom!

-Gilgamesh.
-Here.

Everyone
started naming him Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh is starting to become a pretty popular name
, it's spreading.

-Meshanepada!
-Here.

-Charmaadat!
-There.

-[Yılmaz] Where is he?
-In the basket.

WTF? Let me see it.

Don't sleep, son, you are in the classroom now
.

You always sleep.
Take this, what is it?

Did they bring a baby?

Okay, take it with you.
Stay by your side.

-Is that your baby?
-No.

Who left my son?

It's not a baby.
Grow up, yes.

He can't start the lesson at this time.

Take it to your mother after class .

-Do you know her mother?
-I know.

Ok. Tell me,
there can't be such a thing.

You can't just leave the swaddled baby and go.
No such thing. Ok.

Let him listen to this lesson,
then you will give the baby.

Then let's do it in that way.

Last time
we talked about geography in the last class of last year.

We passed over the geography.

Let's remember it, geography.

Shurupbark, get up, baby, over there.

Gel.

Come towards your friends.

Tell me, geography.

My teacher was not able to work.

I got caught in the river too.

Son, are you all caught in the river?

Stop this lie, son.

Couldn't find another lie?

Do not be afraid, I will not grade.

It's not verbal.
Tell me, geography. Talk.

Teacher, below are the Egyptians.

Yes. How many mountains do we have?

-Two.
-[Yılmaz] Let's repeat it as a class.

[everyone] Two!

How many rivers do we have?

He's two.

Let's repeat it in class.

[everyone] Two!

Another?

The weather in our country
is hot and dry.

TRUE.

Wheat and barley are produced.

Okay, that's it for geography.

You've learned everything guys,
bravo. Instead of late.

[Yilmaz] Now guys.

Baby, take this from here.

Hold on to your friends.

Help him not carry it alone.

Now guys, here it is...
Hold it upright.

How do you know
he looks like that?

Steep. huh.

Now friends.

It's called the "Alphabet".

You will memorize it very well
.

OK, baby?

All shapes.

I then give you these shapes

I will also teach and explain the corresponding sounds
.

But first, take a good look at this,
memorize it.

You will bring dried earth to the next lesson
.

Talk to your mother, get her ready.

Dry a soil in the sun, bring it.

And
you're going to bring sticks like this with you, reed.

Find it from right to left. Get tough.

You will sharpen the ends.

Ok. Understood?

[everyone] Got it, teacher!

Ok. Now friends,

Let's take a look at this and get out.

Memorize it, see.

Ok, too much touch.

Okay now, get out.

Have your friend look too. Look.

Okay, look out. Ok.

Don't stare at me like that!
Look straight.

OK, get out.
Look. Do not touch!

Why are you licking the alphabet?

Look, get out.

To the baby? Son,
why are you showing the baby?

You will see for yourself.

How did you get so
old without knowing anything?

Come and see.
I appreciate you so much, baby.

Thank you teacher.

What happened? Are you coming to the wedding
in style like this.

I don't want this again.

Come. Come on kid, look.

What earrings is that?

Who are you dressing up for in the dust,
my son?

Look. Look. Look, get out.
Exit. Come.

Minister out.

I won't see the beard in the next lesson
, get out.

Ok teacher.

Hold on to each other, look.

Look. Look, get out. Huh, stop.

You looked, now you go.

Come back and I'll have a look. Ok.

You put it here,
then you get out.

Let me see,
don't get underfoot, come on.

[child] Hurray! School finished.

[Yilmaz] Come on. Finished. Finished. Come on.

Long live! School finished.

What did you do?
My lesson is over.

Get well soon, Yilmaz.

Sir Yilmaz, hello.

We met at the feast,
I don't know if you remember?

Don't I remember?

Tabirsend, I'm the new gym
teacher.

Very pleased to meet you.
Welcome aboard.

-Thank you. How are you?
-Fine, whatever.

-What are you doing?
-None.

-Let's have a look.
-Okay bro.

How long will I actually tell you something
?

What about this...
I wonder if there is one for us,

I wonder if we should build us a room for the teachers ?

-Required.
-It's like pottery between lessons

stand up right and left, so...
Can I tell?

-Let's talk about it.
-You are so right.

-Very true.
-It'll be fine, it'll be fine.

You just need to talk to the manager about it.

Let's talk. Let's talk about it too.

What are you doing after class?

We say let's go to the whorehouse. Come on.

-No, it's not my business. You go.
-Ha? Come on.

-Don't break us.
-Next time. Next time.

-Don't break us.
-Next time. Next time.

Indeed, another one.

This time, if I don't have a job, I'll come,
you know.

-I'm sorry, Yilmaz.
-I'll come if I don't have a job, you know.

-Alright.
-Next time.

Come on, see you later.
Good lessons to you.

-Thanks.
-Here you go.

Think about this thing.
Think about the room.

It will happen.
Let's talk to the manager.

-Let's talk about it. OK, come on.
-Let's go and come.

Let's go, let's go.

[cricket sounds]

[soft-paced music]

Shh

Shh

What are you doing in the night?

What are you doing here?

I said let me take a look at you.

What are you doing?

I'm getting ready to go to bed.
What do I do?

How beautiful are you?

What kind of thing are you...

Wow.

OK, go on.
My parents will wake up now.

What are dads doing?

Good, whatever they do is the same.

They will also go to the capital in a few days .

How are your sisters?

Same. They are good.

Oh, good good.

Doesn't your father ever take
you to the capital?

Oh no, what am
I doing in the capital?

Did you ever miss me?
I've been gone for months...

Did you ever miss me?

-Didn't you miss me at all?
-I missed it, of course...

Did you ever miss me?

Go.
Dads will wake up.

Don't believe it.

I was staying in the capital
where I was doing my internship.

One night like this...

I'm going to dive,
I'm so sleepy, I went to bed.

A bird came. Pit landed next to me.

The bird has a branch in its mouth.

A flower on it.

I turned and looked at the bird, it's the same you.

It's black like that, okay?

At that moment, a river was born inside of me.

There is one behind our hill .

Think like him.

Ice cold water came out of it, okay?

How cold has it flowed.

Freeze my chest.

But like this,
it warmly flowed into my stomach.

Then
it made my whole body warm, okay?

Then the bird
left the flower by my side and flew away.

I took the flower in my hand and looked at it.

That's what you need to write.

I wish I had written these and
sent them to you, look.

What?

There is something called writing.

I'll show you that later.

Such is the art of dealing with sounds visually .

[dad] Who are you talking to girl?

No one, dad.
I pray.

-Come on, go go.
-Okay, come on.

f*ck your mother.

[Yilmaz oflar]

We have very little culture.

What? What? Is our culture too little?

Yes, it is.

There is nothing. So like this...

Bowl, pan, I don't know what pot.

That's it. Here, a couple of necklaces.
This is so...

All right, what else?

[Yılmaz] I don't know bro.

But there are other things in my soul
. At work...

I don't see its equivalent in our culture
.

No.

Did you teach the writing?

Yes, I taught. It's going well.

So the kids learned the alphabet and stuff
. Good morning my baby.

-Really?
-[Yilmaz] Yes.

I am very pleased.

Don't make Yılmaz, let me love your eyes,
don't eat us.

Let's not eat each other bro.

There is nothing to teach.

They made something up so that the teachers wouldn't be idle .

Three-day fashion.

Look, I'm telling you

There is no summer this time next year , brother, for sure.

My dear, I learned this.

You understand, don't you?

I can read and write now.

This is not a lie, it is the truth.

That's the real thing.

For example, don't you mind this?

Of course bro, of course. It is, right.

Also, İlude Efendi,
think about it.

Think about it.

Why is our culture and geography less?

Because, brother, we only
know as much as we remember.

Do you understand?

How many thousands of years have we been here?

So much w*r, trade, exploration...

Hundreds of kings, huh?

Lamentations, fairy tales, prayer.

Where did they go son?
What happened to them son?

Brother, it means that what we memorized is enough.

Enough of sh*t.

Didn't you say it yourself,
because there is nothing to teach? Ha?

You said it yourself.

Imagine, son,
all of this in writing.

has been recorded. Ha?



For example, he says, "What did the High Priest Ilude do?"

For example, we wrote, he sees.
Well...

Now one second.

Can we write it that
way?

I mean,
can we call me abbot?

-We say.
-Why shouldn't we say if you become the abbot?

it is written.

[Ersoy] If I can't be him?

No more man, come down.

What doesn't exist can't be written, bro.

There the abbot
Mergamud Imin will write.

But I get the main idea.

- Yilmaz.
-What?

You teach us this job.

[Yılmaz] Let me teach you bro.

So, it's an easy thing. It's not like that.

It's hard at first, yes.

But when you get used to it
, the rest comes, I mean, it flows.

You learn. Let me teach.

-You saw our king.
-I saw.

What kind of person is our king?

-Good morning my baby.
-What are you going to do, our king?

-Ha?
-None.

I'll do anything.

A normal man, man.

The king looks like you and me.

It's good, it's nice.

That's good conversation. He's listening.

Our king likes to listen.

Other than that, I mean,
he's a serious man, the king.

-Shall we start tomorrow?
-Lets start.

What do you need now to find out?

Here you will get a handful of land, brother.

Spread it in the sun, dry it. Is it ok?

After that, find a straw.

Point it, bring it.
This. This much.

-Good morning my baby.
-Simple, easy.

-Uh huh.
-Important.

Yeah yeah.

[moving music]

The weather is like sh*t.

[Yılmaz] Okay baby,
let go of what you have now.

We looked at me.

We looked towards the board.

We repeat the sound. Vög!

[all] Vög!

Hash birch.

[all] Birch birch.

Hash birch.

[all] Birch birch.

Repeat the sounds.

Sounds you already know. Look, vuey.

Voy.

-No. vuey.
-Wow.

Not Voey... Vuey.

Huh huh.

[all] Hush birch.

Poppy birch halo.

[all] A birch halo.

Haha birch halo hay.

[all] Bye birch halo hay.

Hığaayh.

[all] Hiyaag.

[all] Wow.

[all] Wow.

LONG. LONG. Woooo.

[all] Wow.

Hğhhue, Hğhhue... Zaghüül.

Zaghüül.

-Ub.
-Now.

-U Business.
-This is business.

Ubl job ago.

We don't have such things.

Well done. Well done, beautiful.

Well done, it's beautiful.

Well done, I like it very much.

Well done, it's beautiful.

Kleym!

-[all] Kleym!
-Beautiful.

Let me see what did you do?

My dear, it's beautiful.
Bravo. Bravo.

Okay, that's the lesson
guys, we can break up.

[moving music]

Let me see, how do you write?

Not like a builder.

Don't hit,
we don't hammer nails like that.

There is meaning, there is something.
We're making it something.

[everyone] sh**t! Hit!

Pull, pull, pull!

Late, late, late. Instead of late.

Teacher Yilmaz is coming!

Run, run, run, run!

I'll give you a thumbs up.
What are you doing!

I like you a lot.
Instead of late.

Who was fighting?

Us ip iglip.

-He's throwing it.
-Good luck to you.

Good luck to you, come bro.

-It's a pity, let him come too.
-Okay, that's...

Beautiful. You will learn.

-Is ka la...
-No, it's not. No it is not.

Extend your hand. You stretch too.

go away! Get out of the classroom.

Look, that voice is very important.

Woooow!

Woooow!

-Let's go, class is over.
-It's not.

[moving music]

Now look, I'm going to draw a letter.

The cars were

[moving music]

No, it didn't.

Let me check yours. That is great.

Man, you're much,
much better than him, huh.

I will teach you something every day,
every day.

Let's go home.
The weather is very bad.

[tapping sounds]

What are you doing at night?

You didn't sleep, son.

What are you doing at night?

What to you, what to you?

You lie down and look at your bra.

What is my son? I can't sleep,
don't you understand what I'm saying?

You don't make me sleep.
What are you writing?

What's wrong with you?
It's obviously special.

I'm writing something special.

I'm writing a gift.

Who are you writing gift to?

Yılmaz, I would like to remind you of this
.

With the name shuge harruhha
minha duruza iglit tenaura.

f*ck off.

Tell me, to whom are you writing?
You will tell.

Who are you writing the gift to?

Okey brother. I am writing to Şavanna.

Damn, Şavanna, my
word is a lie dog.

I'll stick this cane in your face.

Did I mention Shavanna?

I am writing to my sister.

Which sister?

Isn't there, he is an elder.

Tanshigetbahan?

Yes, yes, I am writing to him.

Lan, how are you
taking six hours to write.

Go and talk for ten minutes face to face.

My son, that's where the excitement of the job is.

You write like this,
waiting for an answer or something.

I don't talk much when I'm face to face .

There are long silences.

The men found the writing in the capital,

you found the racism here huh.

Shame on you.

You wanted to be a priest?
Ha?

Aren't you supposed to be a virgin?

You are chasing after girls,
you are having a civil affair with them. Ha?

-I will tell you.
-No.

I will tell you son.

-Listen to me.
-I will tell you.

You will not tell!

When I become a priest, I will have him taken to the temple anyway
.

That's what I call it in the gift.

You get sh*t. You can't take it.

I'm going out now,
I'm going to make up for it my dear.

This gift
business will be finished when I return. Is it ok?

Because I will sleep.

You write tomorrow,
whatever you write in the daytime.

did it happen bro?

We'll see.

[soft-paced music]

[tapping sounds]

[Yılmaz] Enough with this lamb lumbur,
tarhana bulgur condition.

[Ilkkan] Spoiled pumpkin.

[soft-paced music]

[peeing sound]

I trust you.

[soft-paced music]

Let me give you another one.

[Ersoy] Okay, right?

[soft-paced music]

[Yılmaz]
Isn't he Şavanna's older brother?

Yes. I... What happened?
Why did you get up, Yilmaz?

I saw what you gave him.

You gave money, you gave him something.
What did you give?

No,
he was going to the capital in a few days.

Before I go,
I asked a little something.

What did you request?

I wrote a gift.

To who?

Shavanna'ya.

Look,
I'll break both of your mouths and noses.

You're really starting to get on my
nerves.

Why are you writing gifts in my dictionary,
son?

No.
I said give it to Şavanna.

I mean,
I said he should give it to his sister.

Which sister?

Look.
Look, you're flipping something.

I will find you, I will understand, I will catch you.

Then
I will set you on fire in the village square.

Don't say he didn't.

Yilmaz, brother, you are overreacting.

Calm down. There is nothing. Ok.

Don't hit it. Go to bed late.

My teacher, Eyzullah from behind
pulled my hair.

Okay girl, you go instead.
I will talk to him.

Look son, I'll make you so bad.

And you don't cut your beard.

I'll make you so bad.

Spring, summer, autumn...

Winter.

Well done, winter. It's summer, it's winter.

-My teacher.
-Sir, baby?

Principal,
they want to see you after class.

[Yılmaz] Okay baby, you can go out.

Not T not KK.. You will write Winter, not
Ts.

T...

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid.

We work dry, this is dry technique.

Well done, I like you very much.

Well done. Good good.

What are you doing there son?

Is that being held?

Director, you called me.

Halal. Halal.

Professor Yilmaz, I'm sorry.

I bother you. There is a subject.

Manager,
while I've found you, let me tell you something.

We talked among ourselves with friends passing by .

We wondered,
should we build you such a manager's room?

Same for us...
A teachers' room...

Now, you know this...
It's okay when the weather is nice...

There is a sandstorm between classes .

Rain, mud is something.

It's very difficult, Manager.

It's a... Let's figure this out.

Okay okay.
Right, you're right.

You're right, let's do it.

Then let's do it in that way.

Let's write a gift to the capital tomorrow.

Let's write a gift for it.

Let's get this out of the way.

Now look, Mr. Yılmaz,
let's actually come to the issue.

Now you know too.

An inspector would come to our village about literacy .

Yes, Director.

Now this morning
a messenger came from the Capital.

That inspector wasn't coming.

How is it not coming?

We worked so hard, but that's it.

We wouldn't have rushed if we knew.

No no. Good thing you did.
Good thing you did.

Instead of that inspector himself

Our High King himself was coming.

What are you saying?

No... It's a lie, no.
Is there such a thing?

Who said? Who said that, Principal?

It's coming, it's coming.

What is the King doing in the village?

Where did you hear this?

Who made this up?

Oh, that's all the information we have!

They're coming tomorrow afternoon.

Now let him go,
my teacher Yılmaz,

we're all right, right?

You know, the kids,
aren't they all ready?

Didn't they learn
this literacy thing?

If he were an inspector now, at worst,
we would feed, drink and have fun.

We would send him his bribe.

But now that we have King...

Principal, don't bother.
There is no problem.

My kids are like fire,
they're all like poison.

I also taught their mother and
father.

Our village reads and writes very well.

-Be comfortable with that.
-Good morning my baby.

Do you have?
What's your situation right now?

Tomorrow, if there is such a thing.

I couldn't think of him.

How?

I didn't learn.

I said to myself.

After this time,
I said what do you need to read and write.

Odd. I hope our King
Tutup doesn't ask me anything.

TRUE.

What should we do?
the king asks.

If we tell them to get a report,
they won't believe it either.

I wonder if you, Headmaster,
should be caught in the river tomorrow?

For example...

It is possible. And it will be very nice.

Thank you very much, Mr. Yilmaz.

Thank you very much.

Now then let's do this.

Let me tell you, let me see
you, Yılmaz teacher.

You looked tomorrow morning, you couldn't see me

know that I was caught in the river.

All right, Director.

I'll check tomorrow morning, you're gone.

-I say, he got caught in the river.
-I got caught in the river.

But you
don't appear to anyone after a point today.

Old people or something squeak you.

Just between us,
can I explain?

Of course. Come on.

I'm returning to class.

Let's take it easy.

-Come on, it'll be easy for you too.
-Come on.

[Ersoy] Fix that title.

[Ilkkan] Well, the title is too much,
I'm telling you. You are so ornate.

What is the need for this,
the ring, the tassel...

That's the header. Take this out too.

[Ersoy] Yilmaz! Just come.
Fix that title.

It's jealous.

[Ilkkan] What will I be jealous of? Yilmaz!

Come on,
look at the adornment of this.

-Isn't that too much?
-Son, why are you so red?

What's going on with you? Ha?
Why are you like this?

If anything goes wrong,
they're going to slit my a*s.

What's going on with you?

Nothing happens to us.

I understand, I understand,
something happens to you.

You're so
excited that the king is coming, aren't you?

I swear you are a child.

Wait a minute.
A lot of good things can happen today.

What could it be?
What can be good for you?

I do not know anymore.

Let's walk, okay.

We're fine, aren't we? We are good.

We are good. We're fine, come on.

Enli Nilli Enki Utu Nanna.

Let's get through this day without any accident,
let me be a victim.

I will dedicate a capricorn to each of you.

[tense music]

Are we ready?

Are you ready to go out?

Let's go.

[soft-paced music]

[Yilmaz] Save the water.
Hide the water in the corner.

[Ersoy] What do you say?

[soft-paced music]

Look at it.

Let me throw myself forward or something,
I don't know what to do.

Just look, please.

[Yılmaz] So don't do it. Have you heard?

[Ilkkan] I heard.

[soft-paced music]

Don't do stupid things just to make you like us .

-Ok. Shut up.
-Shush.

King of Sumer, Great Lagash Nergal!

[soft-paced music]

Hello friends how are you?

-[everyone] We're fine!
-Thank you, King.

-[Yılmaz] Thank you, sir.
-[man] We're fine.

Welcome to our village.
He should ask you.

Good morning my baby. How can I be? Just keep going.

Kids
have a hard time standing on this car ride.

come this far.

Let's cover this up.

I mean, at least I
'm sitting in it.

Yeah, let's take a look at this literacy
thing.

After that,
let's continue directly.

Because
there are still many villages up to the sea.

My High King,
according to the information our teacher gave us,

Thanks to you, all our puppies
learned to read and write.

Very good. Very good.

Good for you. Congratulations.

Shall we take a look? What should we do?

Who is our teacher?

[Yilmaz] My master.

We met in the capital.

We went to the whorehouse together.
Maybe you remember.

-Really?
-I am Yilmaz, yes, yes.

Thanks to you, these little ones,

All these people, citizens,
wives, widows.

We learned to read and write together, sir.

Very good. Very good.
Good for you. Well done.

You, come here, pass.

Write a name.

Don't get excited, my child, come.
Come. Come.

nor Pur.

Well done, let's take a look instead.

You come, baby.
Write it down. Write the name of our country.

Align it from the beginning,
don't get excited.

I taught you.
As I taught.

Well done.

Good, go ahead.

Sumerian.

Good for you. Applause! Applause!

[man] Bravo!

You learned very well
how to read and write.

Well, I am very happy.

I congratulate you.

I congratulate and congratulate our teacher in your presence .

My dear teacher, our Sumerian country

will catch up with the future thanks to people like you
.

Thank you, exist.

But...

First,
you will write this mud without drying it out.

Are you Ret*rded?

My King, our teacher Yılmaz
taught us dry land.

Sir, this is it now.

I worked dry technique in the village.

Because, sir, our water resources
are so scarce.

unfortunately, we use the existing ones for drinking .

I understand teacher.

You will write while wet,
you will print. Later...

Indeed it is. Indeed it is.

You will put it in the sun or
put it in the oven.

Like that.

So it will dry on its own.
Let's do it that way.

-Yes.
-Latter.

Look guys, these
tablets in your hand are huge.

It turned out to be palm-
sized ones like this.

Everyone will write to them.

No archive can withstand these large tablets.

Let's look at these.

Let's fix these.

Other than that, everything is number 10.

-My dear King.
-Sir?

If you'll excuse us, we have a word.

Here we go.

My king, we are against this.

Everyone has a tablet in their hand,
tsk tsk tsk.

This job is to steal the word of the gods.
-[First blood sighs]

-That's our opinion.
-[King] Is that alright!

What are you saying?

[king] These are our word.

On the contrary,
this is how we will record the word of the gods.

What are we going to do with the history of the Sumerian country,
our culture?

We will develop it, we will preserve it.

Let's pay attention to these.

Sir, I
have spoken to the elders of our village many times,

I tried to explain but...

Our main problem as Sumerians is,

We need to change this mind
, sir.

TRUE. TRUE.

[king] Yes.

The town

-Bergamuthymine.
-What did you do?

[king] Who are they?
Let's go out here.

Get late.

Who is the iliudu?

Yes. In the gift that Iliudu sent us
it says:

"Nergal of Lagash, our Great King
." Something like that.

"The enemy King met Sargon IV
at dawn.

Sargon had exactly 100,000 soldiers."

No 1,000,000 damn it.

AND?

They met, blah blah blah.
Look, here it is.

“Our High King drew his spear and
took off his clothes.

He swung his spear, the sky was torn,
pierced,



What is this? What is this son?

AND?

What did Bergamotimin say
in the gift he sent us?

"Nergal of Lagash, our Great
King..."

Something like that.

"He stood before Nimurta."

Look at it.
I stood before God.

Really? I? TO?

"He passed before Nimurta,

her

He drew his spear of fire in exchange for his golden sword
.

Nimurta opened his eyes like this,
he was stunned.

“Wow, my friend,
what are you?” he said.

God says huh?

He says to me, he says to the king.
Does he say so?

Both
said at the end of their presents:

"My Lord,
on being elected a priest ,

We look forward to your help and
patronage."

[king] Hold on. Heavy. Hold tight.

[Yılmaz] Shame on you.

I am in pain, I am so ashamed.

Sorry, really.

[king] Now listen to me.

In the land of Sumer, writing
was only and only

It will be used to convey facts
.

Any flattery, even for your king ,

I don't want to see inflating, lying, and
full-blown words.

Understood?

Understood! Understood!

The children are shouting. Understood?

[everyone] Got it! Got it, King!

Understood?

Got it, sir.
Got it, sir. Got it, sir.

Both of these
are near the village square.

See you later.

[tense music]

It happened too much at once.

What are you looking at me son?

I will do anything.
I will come later.

[cheers]

I mean, brother, thank you very much,
Yılmaz.

Thank.

What a despicable people you are.

[soft-paced music]

What kind of people are you?

So unaware of each other

Writing a gift to the king and licking his a*s.

Man, if I think for a thousand years, these demons
wouldn't come to my mind.

I don't think about it.

I can't find such a thing.

[soft-paced music]

What can I say, it's empty.

Yilmaz, thank you very much.

-You saved our lives.
-Of course I did!

I saved. What a situation I fell into,
and I was going to save it.

Shame on you, really.
This is not friendship.

You don't say what you're doing at work.

Did you talk to the king?

What King son? What should the king
talk to me and listen to me?

I went and begged Shahanna's
father.

His father is on good terms with the King.

I said, these kids are idiots,
they don't know anything.

They were ignorant or something.

I begged like a dog.

I said, you talk
to our King and forgive him, blah blah blah...

What did he say to me? She said four gold.

I gave four gold coins, don't worry.

I gave all my savings.
I gave four gold coins.

It's not over, it's not enough.
What did he say then?

He told me that you will not meet with Şavanna again
.

[with sadness] Oh yeah...

I am torn between you and Shavanna.

And I ended my relationship in one fell swoop.

For you.

Of.

From now on
at my door

If you are a dog, it won't cut it, it's not enough.

You are my animal now.

I got you.
It's such a favor.

Be Lan Yilmaz.

Shavanna's gift to you with my own hands

What if I don't find a thousand times better
... Brother.

No, don't hug.
No, no, no hugs. No.

Then
I'll scrape my feelings for you here now.

-I will write them down.
- Dig whatever you dig.

[soft-paced music]

We are so embarrassed.

We were ignorant, yes.
But let's leave it behind.

By the way, I may have found something
.

What did you find?

He was writing such beautiful words one after the other.

I said man, I wonder those voices at the end

What would happen if I compared them to each other
? I tried it.

Shall I read an example?

Read. We would love to.

Let's go home.

Let's have some food.

Let's say enjoy.
Let's finish today.

Very good.

Nice, is it okay?

I loved.

So that's it, yes.
It can be empowered.

Yilmaz, this is from me to you.

-f*ck you!
-[laughs]

Are you a child son?

Where is the water?
Has the water come yet?

My tongue is dry!

The weather is so bad!

[soft-paced music]