04x09 - Dirty Talk and Interior Architecture

[bunniefuu]

[Mumu] Yilmaz.

[Yılmaz] Sir?

Sir?

[Mumu] Oh...

[Yilmaz] What happened? What happened?

[Mumu] I'll say something.
Shall we talk dirty?

[Yılmaz] How dirty?

[Mumu] Dirty talk. Ha? Shall we?

-[Yilmaz] Right now?
-[Mumu] Yes...

[breaths]

[Yilmaz] Dirty talk...

[Mumu] Yilmaz. Come on, please.

[Yilmaz] Wait a second. Let's
stop for a moment. Let's stop.

cologne Yes.

[Ersoy] Open it, brother.

Thank you.

Dude, stop. No way.

You put this under your feet, İlkkan.

Don't bother.

What's the trouble?
Can such a thing happen?

My Yılmaz.

Come on, come on like this. Huh.

Ok. Lean in.

-How? Are you comfortable?
-Yes.

[Ersoy] I'm turning on the TV, İlkkan.

What was your favorite competition?

Know that Kazan.

Isn't that happening at these hours?

I guess it's happening.

[television sounds]

Ok.

Yilmaz, I'm bringing cold water.

Dear Ersoy, please come and
sit down. Let's clear our minds.

Look, I'm dizzy.

Please, I beg of
you. Come sit here.

Ok.

[television sounds]

-[man] And thank you very much to everyone.
-[presenter] A big round of applause.

[Sercan] I am a store
employee. My name is Sercan.

I'm so excited right now.

[presenter] There is nothing
to get excited about, Sercan.

Sercan was very excited.

Let's start with the
first question of our first

round to help my Sercan
overcome his excitement.

Which is the longest
river in Turkey? Sercan?

[Sercan] Dicle Fırat.

No, I mean... I can't
watch TV right now.

Why brother?

So far away and very small.
So where is it? Look at this.

If you want, I can pull
it closer with its stand.

No, there is a general error here.

So there is another problem.

What kind of mistake?

[Yılmaz] The back of the
television is like a mirror now.

When I think I'm going to watch the TV, my

eyes wander to myself
because I see myself there.

So I inevitably look at myself.

That's why I can't watch TV.

Then don't look at yourself bro.

That's not the case.

If a person can see himself
somewhere, he looks at himself.

-Yes, I'm taking care of myself.
-So it is like this.

Unfortunately.

This is a very, very wrong design.

[host] I think he wished he had one more
right Sercan was going to say Kızılırmak.

But Sercan has one more right...

[light tempo music]

We need to do
something for Abi Ersoy.

I won't go to that house again.

Brother, don't do it, this
is the child's problem.

The child solves this problem
by living here with us, right?

No bro. He wants to establish order.

The man wants to set up a house.

Okay, dear Ilkkan, the
order I have established

here in this house is open to all of us. Isn't it?

Anyone who wants to come and get involved.

I can't think about anything beyond that.

Can I have a look at the candle?

We do not mix Mumu.

His candle remains outside. We are
solving this problem without Mumu.

Brother, if the girl could give a hint
or two, Maybe the house will stand up.

Look, İlkkan, you tend
to take advantage of the

professions of all the
women who come into my life.

This bothers me so much.
Is it ok? Let's not do this.

Son, I'm not talking about myself.

I'm talking about Ersoy.
I swear I was so sorry.

I felt sorry for the child. I
understand your situation.

How are you doing with Mumu?

Good morning my baby. Well...

Our relationship is deepening.
Let's see, it's a good thing.

Come on, get up. you, me,
Let's go sit at Mumu Ersoy, huh?

-Now?
-Yes.

No. Let Ersoy come.
This is our center, İlkkan.

Okay, the kid had a passion.

He was eager to go home.
Ha? Come on, don't break me.

Ersoy, for what purpose
do you use this room?

Did you think of it as a study
room style or something?

No, no, Yilmaz. I left this
place undefined for now.

There are four wing chairs like this.

Well, there are instruments and such.

Yes. Are you talking about Bendirs?

I say Bendirs.

Well, let's think about it like this then.

This is a room where we sit and play

bendir with mutual friends. Is it okay, Yilmaz?

Please oh.

So Ersoy, frankly, the atmosphere
of this room made me feel very good.

How to say... It's like that,
There is warmth here too.

Right?

Thank you very much
İlkkan, thank you very much.

You're welcome There
is a cozy atmosphere.

So, so am I... I want
us to have a door here.

That's my only purpose. We
were a huge burden on Yılmaz.

-Astagfurullah.
-We were.

No, no, no. Is such a
thing possible? Please.

Mumu, tea?

I'll take it dear.

Ersoy, let's get help, huh?

What help bro?

Brother, come here.
Let's ask Mumu for help.

-Oh Ilkkan.
-What?

Son, I can't afford
an interior designer.

Should the girl now deal
with me among all her work?

Son, I talked to Yılmaz.

Is there any lemon?

-No.
-What if he drinks the candle with lemon?

I don't know, it's not on the
cover. Are you putting it down?

I will f*ck your lemon. I
talked to Yılmaz, I say brother.

Mumu will take care of this.

I mean, of course I'd love to, but...

My Ersoy, this will be a door,
just like you always wanted.

We opened this door, hand in
hand, heart to heart, with friendship...

My dear Ersoy, Don't
worry about these at all.

I will always arrange the masters etc.

It's already very simple, we'll
tidy it up with a few touches.

So... Thank you very much.

So, I don't know
what to say, Mumu.

This job is in Mumuş now, Ersoy, okay?

Don't ever think about these.
There's a bit of confusion in this house.

The candle will bring clarity in the
first place. Isn't that right, my love?

Yes my bird.

Then I think I'm
waiting to hear from you.

Ok then.
Write my e-mail address.

Let's e-mail. Ok.

-Muazzez@.
-Wait a second. Again.

M, U, A, Z,

Z, E, Z. @ M...

[Mumu] Yilmaz.

[Yılmaz] Sir, my love.

[Mumu] Well... You know,
we talked about that last time.

[Yılmaz] What did we say?

[Mumu] Well... Dirty talk.

-[Yilmaz] Yes.
-[Mumu] Huh?

[Yilmaz] Yes.

[Candle] Shall we do it? Huh?

-[Yılmaz] Oh Mumu...
-[Mumu] Huh.

[Yılmaz] Don't make me
swear now, night after night.

This time let me squeeze your
throat. We'll do something next time.

[Mumu] Yilmaz. My love, I want it so much.

I want to experience
this with you, come on.

See what happens...
Okay, let's do it a little bit.

[Yılmaz] Let me squeeze your throat again.
Come on, let me squeeze your throat again.

[Mumu] Please, no. Tell
me something bad this time.

[Yilmaz] Okay,
okay. OK, let's do it.

-[Mumu] Really?
-[Yilmaz] OK, let's do it.

-[Mumu] Okay.
-[Yılmaz] But I mean, I don't have anything.

Mumu, you have to take
the lead. I have no idea.

-[Mumu] Okay.
-[Yılmaz] If you want, you can start

from the front and then I
can open up, my love. Ok.

[Mumu] Okay, my
love. I'm starting.

[Yılmaz] Come on, let's
get started. Oh my god.

[Ersoy] Bro, this wall will be
completely wooden and with gray borders.

I actually wanted something on
the side. He didn't accept the candle.

I wanted mirror detail, bro.

-[Firstblood] Brother.
-[Ersoy] I said it gives depth.

[Ilkkan] Brother. Oh no. Let
Mumu do whatever she says.

Please don't interfere, Ersoy, I'm asking.

[Ersoy] Brother, mine
is a suggestion anyway.

I'm not involved. The
girl is professional.

What about the ground? Did
Mumu say anything to the floor?

No, he liked the ground,
He said let's not touch it.

But I still like it in terms
of creating texture...

No bro no! Please.

I'm just suggesting it anyway.

The suggestion is
mine, so I don't interfere.

Yilmaz...

How good of you to become
lovers with a girl like Mumu.

I'm so happy for you.

Really bro, how is it going?

Good morning my baby.

That's good, it's settled in well.

We started to understand
each other now. That's nice.

Mashallah oh mashallah.

Yılmaz, look, this
girl is that girl, brother.

Ok. Let me tell you.
Don't miss it.

You are using the ointment
given by Remzi Hodja, right?

Didn't it work?

Dude, it was a side
effect. Ersoy is coming.

Let's return it.

The return thing is over now,
I used it. Doesn't take it back.

[huffs]

Welcome.

What's in the box?

My trinkets.

Did you go out with your trinkets today?

Well, Mumu didn't want it.

Remove these so I can't
see them, he said to me.

In fact, I'm a little
upset, Yilmaz. no lie.

Okay, the girl is professional, but
you also know my passion for trinkets.

You have to be able to
give up some things, brother.

You need to listen to Mumu.

No bro, I listened to it anyway.

I gathered my trinkets.

Will you sell your trinkets?

Brother, I'm saying I'll drop
this parcel off at your house.

I will sell it slowly online.

Is there any progress at home?

Dude, they completely demolished the
bathroom. They will expand the bathroom.

I said, should we build a
mirror next to the corridor?

In terms of depth.

Son, where did your
curiosity for depth come from?

What an obsession with
depth. Let the girl do her thing.

Dude, I'm just saying
this to give you an idea.

Don't give the idea.

But it's like I
didn't do anything.

It bothers me.

Mumu takes care of everything
anyway, Thank you though...

This is Abi Mumu's job anyway.

I will save you from your mistakes that you think
are pleasure, to save you from your misconceptions.

Let's say hopefully.

Would you like something to drink?

-I'll drink it.
-[Ilkkan] What will you drink?

-Mint lemonade.
-Like this.

[Ersoy] There is no minister.

Give a shout to the chief.

[Yılmaz] The service here
has become very weak, İlkkan.

When the good news is gone...

His family had a gas station in Tokat
Müjdat's, you know.

They said,
"Good news, come to this gas station

Or we close the gas station,
We are coming."

-What happened?
-Mujdat is also studying dance.

He finished it.

No, he left it at the gas station.

In Tokat?

He was torn between dancing and the gas station.

-The gas station...
-He returned to the gas station, yes.

Logical.

Oh Mumu...

It occurred to me that I would say something.

So, should we make my
ceiling completely gray?

No!

Ersoy, I do not accept this.
Impossible.

You will remain silent, my child.

Yes my bird, I came with my bag.

Beautiful.

Ersoy, I now like four
trinkets from your repertoire.

Do you want to gift these to
me or do you want to sell them?

Bro, I want to sell it.

[Yilmaz] Really?

Yes. I'll give you
one for 300 Liras.

May God do you the way he knows.

[Ersoy] Brother, you chose
the most beautiful ones.

This!

[Ersoy] Brother, that is my best trinket.

[Mumu] Yilmaz.

[Yılmaz] Sir, my bird.

[Mumu] Come on.

[Yılmaz] Should I start?

[Mumu] You start, come on.

For example... Well...

Like, what would you do to me?
Huh?

Huh?

-[Yilmaz] So...
-[Mumu] What?

[Yılmaz] Let me put it this way.

Say [Mumu].

[Yılmaz] You and I...

Your I...

[The doorbell rings]

Welcome. Here you go, here you go.

-What are you doing, Ersoy?
-What should I do, brother... You?

Good morning my baby.

Where bro? Where are the masters?

They haven't come yet, I don't know.

-Did you call?
-I didn't call.

I didn't want to bother too much.

Dude, does he have a tight throat?
Call me. That's the job, after all.

Yilmaz, sit down brother.

No, that's fine.

Yilmaz, what's wrong with
you? Can't you sober up?

I have nothing. I'm fine, I'm fine.

Brother, you can call Mumu directly, if

you don't want to deal with the masters.

I wrote to Mumu, brother. I
wrote "Good morning Mumus".

But he didn't answer.

So, was the message seen?

It was seen. But the girl is
busy, He has a job or something.

I didn't want to write
anything again and harass me.

Brother, they came. It's over, they came.

-Allah!
-Slow down.

-Hello.
-Come on, come on.

Welcome. Welcome.

Welcome.

-Assalamu alaikum.
-Aleykumselam.

Welcome.

Hayrullah Bey is also coming.

No bro.
We came to get our supplies.

We were told that the
project was cancelled.

Let there be no misunderstanding, bro?

We are friends of Ms. Muazzez.

[master] Dude, I don't know. I was
told to get the materials and come.

[Ersoy] Oh my God. Yilmaz?

Let's go out first and get some fresh air.

Let's talk. Let's go out.

-You go ahead, brother, take whatever you want.
-[master] Come on.

Let's sum these up right away.

You take it. He pulls the door,
You leave when your work is done.

Ok.

-What happened?
-I'll tell you. Don't look at me!

-What are you looking at, get out! We will talk.
-[Ilkkan] Okay, okay.

[Ersoy] What happened?

Yilmaz, how can
you say such a thing?

How should I know?
How should I know?

[Undaunted sighs]

Brother, you dragged
this child into dreams.

Now you've destroyed all your dreams.

Hearts don't break in Dirty talk, Yilmaz.

This is how it is. There is a
measure and etiquette to this.

You don't say such things.

And brother already.

I think it's very sick to think that

what you say will
excite the other person.

That's a separate issue.

I didn't think so.

So, there comes a
point in the flow where...

Can I explain?

It seemed to me like no matter what.

So I spoke dirty
without thinking.

I don't know, your daughter...

Something like this... Oh my God...

[sighing] Brother, in conclusion,
The girl left you and went away.

Therefore, he left
Ersoy's house and left.

What will we do now?
What will this kid do?

It's a house like hell.

Wait, I...

I can win Mumu's heart somehow.

Let this thing cool down, let it stop.

Well... Something happens, and then things

that would be good
for us stop happening.

That's it.
I have accepted this now.

I passed the house too, brother.

I'm sorry you hurt the girl, Yilmaz.

Mumu was a jewel, brother.

It's your responsibility
to fix this house, Yilmaz.

Damn, my darling, you
tried to sell me your trinkets

while I was building your
house from scratch. Ha?

You are a materialist, Ersoy.

Don't ever pretend to be emotional to me.

Besides, everyone knows very well that

I never just left
anything lying around.

And I won't let go.

[arabesque music]

So Yilmaz...

Thank you very much for everything, man.

What you did is very meaningful.

You are the equivalent of the
words trust and loyalty to me.

Look, I'm telling you very sincerely.

Astaghfirullah my brother,
Does such a thing happen?

I mean, whatever falls on us...
Our duty.

I think you should find a way
to make things right with Mumu.

This relationship shouldn't end like this.

Well, İlkkan, this is how this
relationship ended, brother.

That's sad.

It's something we think of to
add excitement to our relationship.

Of course I'm here...

When I get a little carried away, It
moved in a direction I never wanted.

At that time, it was perceived
as an insulting attitude.

He's right, meanwhile, he gets
offended, I'm not saying anything.

He left me now.

Now... So what should I say about this?

[Ilkkan] Of course you know, brother.

I am with you until the end
in this process. Know this too.

Yes yes. Thank. Thank.

Ersoy, did you tell the masters everything?

They know what to do, right?

So, I more or less described
what Mumu had in mind.

They will collect as
much as they can.

How much loan did you take out?



Ok bro. This is
now our debt too.

I am with you in this process.

Yes. Thanks.

What if we actually
taped these keys?

I use switches, sockets, I
thought we would renew them all.

Have you made your budget?

There is bronze. Tunç Electric.

-He sponsored you.
-Oh.

But you will share a photo in
front of Tunç Electric on the internet.

Master, a tea break.

-Breathe.
-Thank you.

Hah, thank you. Come on.

[They mutter]

[Ersoy] Master. Be my guest.

[master] Thank you, brother.

[Ersoy] Bon appetit.

[arabesque music]

Oh my master.

This whitewashing process has been started, but
isn't whitewashing the last thing to be done?

I say it in terms of cleanliness.

You know better, though.

No. We already
agreed with my brother

Yılmaz for whitewashing
and general tidying.

I just told you about the
project. That's all we talked about.

[master] We talked,
yes. But what did I say?

“We will fix it as much
as we can,” I said.

It's just plain whitewash, plaster.

So the charade is over, right?

[master] Brother, whatever is possible
will be done within the budget limits.

Bathroom wall?

But I guess that wall
will be built, right bro?

At least the bathroom.

Unfortunately, it's a wall.

I mean, it can be fixed
in half form, of course.

[arabesque music]

Shame on you.

I think you've solved
something, and I'm glad.

[Yılmaz] My dear brother, do not delay.

We've put in everything we have here,
we're trying to get the house together.

Be a little grateful, just a little bit.

[arabesque music]

What if...

Allah. You go to the
girl like an angel...

Dirty talk, what's your point?

And why are you getting
into those jobs, Yilmaz?

Bro, did you just say dirty talk?

No brother, let's mind our business.

No, I mean, if you're having

trouble with dirty
talk, I can help.

[İlkkan] No, we don't
have any problems, brother.

That's my friend...

He spoke harshly to his
partner during the dirty talk.

But it was resolved.

İlkkan, why are you
revealing our privacy publicly?

This is a private matter.

No, I know those things.

That's why I said. Dirty talk.

-Okay, thank you.
-[İlkkan] Thank you very much.

God bless you, my master.
Let's mind our business.

[arabesque music]

[Ersoy] Yılmaz, I have something to
ask you, but don't get angry right away.

Please ask.

Can't we turn a wall into
a mirror within our budget?

Are you saying it
in terms of depth?

Yes.

[Yilmaz] Well, I don't
know. Let's ask our master.

If we have the
opportunity, So why not?

Well bro, it's made up somehow,
but we eat it in the bathroom.

How do we eat from the bathroom?

So now, the bath is half finished.

I think we should finish the bathroom
properly first and see what's left.

I think so too, you are right, master.

Ersoy, grit your teeth then. Let everything
be settled, we'll take a look at it last.

To the mirror.

Okay bro, okay.

[Firstblood] Master, rosehip.

[master] Thank you.

[Ilkkan] Master, rosehip?

[master] Yılmaz, if it's not going
to be private, can I ask a question?

Ask bro.

I wonder what
you said during this

dirty talk that offended the lady so much?

So I'm asking for
informational purposes.

This is my master...
The mercy of the lady--

İlkkan, why are you
doing this, brother? Ha?

Don't you know anything, son?

Private life etc. Don't
you know these?

Didn't they teach you anything?

Why do you keep doing this to me?

Look, my son. There is
an invisible wall, İlkkan.

You don't talk about some
things beyond that. Please oh.

No brother, we are on our own.

Don't hesitate, I'm asking.

So you can tell me anything.

Ok bro.

I cursed at her father's
dead siblings during sex.

Did it happen bro? Are you relieved?

[master] Astagfurullah.

[light tempo music]

Good luck.

Thank you.

[light tempo music]

Thank.

Enjoy your meal.

This house is well put together,
huh? When you look at it in general.

So the masters worked
well. In a job, so this...

The American bathroom business
has never been good. Apart from that...

Dude, that's it...

In terms of depth, I...

You got it right, Ersoy.

Because I wanted a mirror on one wall. But what did
the man say? “We can eat from the bathroom,” he said.

Look how they ate from the bath.

[light tempo music]

Ilkkan, you are taking
such a nice shower.

[light tempo music]

Thanks bro. Thank you.

I never had the opportunity to watch it.

Thanks to Ersoy, he added
depth and we could see it.

[light tempo music]

Ersoy, come on, take a shower too.

Let's watch you too.

Let's take a look at you too, come on.

Come on.

I didn't know.

There is nothing to know.

Nice water and all, that's good.

Pour some water like this.

While it's hot...

Then you do something.

Okay, then I'll do something.

Because we can't experience
anything like this again.

-Of course.
-Ready...

We can come from time to time if we want.

I once again...

We could do something
like that once a month or so.

-Here, once a month?
-Of course...

You two can come.

Why?
Think of it like going to the bath.