[Ominous electronic music plays]
[Music stops]
[People chattering]
[Audiocassette
placed in deck and started]
[Rhythmic blues music
plays on pub's radio]
[Beer being poured]
[Pulsating low noises]
[Low noise]
[Pulsating low noises]
[Pulsating low noises]
[Pulsating low noises]
[Low noise]
[Low noise]
As always...
Bartender: Appetite comes
with eating, right LaBouche?
[TV buzzing]
[TV buzzing]
[Turbulent frequency noise]
[Can hitting floor loudly]
[Turbulent frequency noise]
[Can hitting floor loudly]
[Petrol can
hitting pickup floor]
[Car door closes]
[Blues song plays on car radio ]
[Car engine starts]
Come closer,
look at your heart
I feed her soul
with your desire
It could be scary and yes,
do fear harm!
I hold your souls,
I'll set you both afire
[Nocturnal nature sounds
changes to daylight's]
Since I saw her
felt such a bliss
and thinking about her
A sweet sleep swallowed me
Come closer,
look at your heart
I feed her soul
with your desire
It could be scary and yes,
do fear harm!
I hold your souls,
I'll set you both afire
The stars just
started to light up
when I met the
Lord of open hearts
Love appeared before me
without warning
Delighted by keeping my hear
in his hand
he held my beloved asleep
into his arms
He woke her up and he fed
my burning heart to her
Then Love turned to leave
and I swear
I swear I saw him weeping
Since I saw her,
I felt such a bliss
and thinking about her
a sweet sleep swallowed me
Come closer,
look at your heart
I feed her soul
with your desire
It could be scary and yes,
do fear harm!
I hold your souls,
I'll set you both afire
Come closer,
look at your heart
I feed her soul
with your desire
It could be scary and yes
do fear harm!
I hold your souls,
I'll set you both afire
Come closer,
look at your heart
I feed her soul
with your desire
It could be scary and yes
do fear harm!
I hold your souls,
I'll set you both afire
Come closer,
look at your heart
I feed her soul
with your desire
It could be scary and yes
do fear harm!
I hold your souls,
I'll set you both afire
[Music stops]
[Seashore sounds]
[Vivid nature sounds]
[TV buzzing]
[Indistinct chattering
in the distance]
[Nails scratching]
[Pulsating low noises]
[Pulsating low noises]
[Low noise]
[TV buzzing stops]
[Screaming in the distance]
[Static humming]
[Screaming in the distance]
[TV buzz resumes]
[Static humming increases]
[TV buzz stops]
[Screaming in the distance]
[Hammering humming]
[TV buzz resumes]
[Nocturnal sounds enter]
[Marching flute-driven
music plays]
[Humming and nocturnal
sounds stop]
[Music bursts in.
Medieval gigue-like fanfare]
LaBouche, LaBouche
prowling on the attack
LaBouche, LaBouche
her eyes set on her snack
LaBouche, LaBouche,
LaBouche
Who am I?
Where do I come from?
Is this enough?
It's enough
She was once just a girl
With a heart full of light
But the darkness
consumed her
In the dead of night
Now she roams
through the woods
With a predatory gaze
In the silence she waits
In the moonlight's haze
Blood and guts
and bones and gore
Sweetest cannibal
you ever saw
She's a woman
you can't ignore
LaBouche Canalla
Once and twice
and three times four
She is always
on the hunt for more
She will come a-knocking
on your door
LaBouche Canalla
Dancing through the forest,
She is young, wild and free
Though she seems innocent
it's not always
quite as it seems
She kills out in the open,
No one cries, no one cares
Is this who LaBouche is?
Cannibal, woman,
friend or foe?
One more bite,
one last breath
She guarantees
a long slow death
Who could her
next victim be?
If she's coming
for you or me?
Ripping flesh,
breaking bones
Why she does this
no one knows
When she gets
a taste of blood
s he won't stop
till she gets her cut
[Music ends]
[Sudden braking]
[Car door opens]
[Dramatic music plays]
[Distant click]
[Low frequency humming]
[TV buzzing]
[With electronic voice]
Greetings, LaBouche Canalla.
Rivil: That's your name, right?
That's your name, right?
Is it your name?
That's your name, right?
Thanks.
I'm Rivil.
I'm here to offer you a deal.
Can you say my name?
LaBouche.
LaBouche.
Can you say my name?
LaBouche...
Can you say my name?
Yes Rivil.
Yes Rivil.
Yes Rivil.
Yes Rivil.
Yes Rivil.
Yes Rivil.
Yes Rivil.
Yes Rivil.
It's enough, LaBouche.
Yes Rivil.
Yes Rivil.
It's enough, LaBouche.
Thanks.
It's enough, LaBouche.
It's enough, LaBouche.
It's enough?
It's enough?
It's enough...
It's enough, LaBouche.
It's enough, LaBouche.
It's enough, LaBouche.
It's enough, LaBouche.
It's enough, LaBouche.
It's enough, LaBouche.
It's enough.
It's enough.
It's enough.
It's enough.
It's enough.
It's enough.
It's enough.
It's enough.
It's enough. It's enough.
It's enough.
It's enough?
LaBouche: It's enough?
LaBouche: It's enough.
LaBouche: It's enough.
[Blues music
plays on car's radio]
LaBouche: It's enough?
It's enough?
It's enough?
It's enough?
[Music on car's radio stops]
Rivil: Do you know
why you are here?
Do you know why you are here?
Do you know
why you are here LaBouche?
Do you know where you come from?
And how did you end up
in this land?
Do you know who you are?
Do you know what you are?
I can help you remember.
I can tell you who you are
and where you come from.
And perhaps
you will understand
what you are.
Do you want to know it?
Do you want to know it?
Do you want to know why you're
handcuffed to that little TV?
[Upbeat Medieval music plays]
Of course
you don't know, LaBouche.
I can tell you everything.
If you accept my deal.
What's the deal?
You are very hungry, aren't you?
Here is the deal.
Now, I'm going
to walk out of this room
and you won't even touch me.
On the contrary,
you will follow me
at a safe distance
as far as I lead you.
There I will show you something.
You'll give me the whole night
from the moment
I get out of here.
If by dawn you can't
understand or remember,
you will follow me again
to another place,
for another day
and another whole night
until we let you go.
If instead
you'll understand by dawn,
I will not oppose
and I will not resist
and you
will be able
to devour me.
To feed on me.
Here is the deal.
Do we have a deal, LaBouche?
We have a deal.
We have a deal.
We have a deal.
[Car engine on]
[Windy night sounds]
[Low frequency humming]
[Dripping]
[Door bolt opening]
[Door creaking]
Close the door.
[Door creaking]
[Door blot closing]
[Low humming resumes]
LaBouche.
LaBouche, stop it.
LaBouche.
Remember why you're here
and remember our deal.
Put the device back
where I placed it
and listen carefully.
And listen carefully.
Put the device
back where I placed it,
and listen carefully.
[Turns on device]
[Oscillating buzzing]
[Indistinct seashore sounds]
So I just got back
from the photo sh**t.
That's some fun, isn't?
On the dunes... oh God...
It's windy, but I don't care.
I got a really nice lipstick.
Anyways...
[incomprehensible]
If anyone wants that lipstick
just go
and follow the code below
anything you need to do.
If you have a thing about
getting into modeling
you should follow me
so hit that subscribe button
hit that follow and
I cannot wait
to give more news to you.
[Turns device off]
[Indistinct moaning]
LaBouche: [Imitating moaning]
[Moaning continues]
LaBouche: [Howling]
[Moaning stops]
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
No.
Yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla.
No I don't.
What should I understand?
Yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla.
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it?
Can I have it?
LaBouche is good,
be good too, let me have it!
I'll be good,
you be good,
let me have it.
It's magic!
See... colors...
[Turns on device]
Basically I did a photo sh**t
for this new swimwear brand.
It's so cute.
The design is all by women.
So amazing by the way
yeah...
So I had to stop but
let me get back to you.
[Incomprehensible]
You know, position lovely.
So how I was saying...
Was that this summer brand...
It's so amazing, if you ask me.
Totally owned by women.
How not to freaking love that!
You can just ask me
about that more...
I want to do a whole segment
on that sh*t.
Cause it's amazing.
What's the most fun fact
about that?
Is basically that
they get like
that recycled plastic.
Like whole swimsuit line
is recycled plastic...
[Indistinct moaning]
[Blowing a raspberry]
Do you understand why...
Do you understand... here...
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
What you are here?
Do you understand...
- No, yes.
- why you are here?
I'm LaBouche Canalla.
No I don't.
What should I understand?
Yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla...
[Overlapping] No, I don't...
Can I have it?
Can I have it? Can I have it?
- Let me have it...
- See the colors?
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it? Can I have it?
You see the colors?
That colors!
So small!
It's magic!
It's magic!
So small...
I'll be good! You be good too.
See the colors?
You see the colors...
Let me have it...
That color!
Magic! It's magic...
Let me...
I'll be good, you be good too.
Let me have it!
Have it! Let me...
So small...
[Bass driven music
playing on bar's radio]
[People chattering]
[Slapping increasing volume]
[Slapping increasing volume]
[Sighs]
Oh my God!
It's so pretty.
How did I got here?
OK, here's my car...
So... everything's perfect...
God damn it...
This is a nice story actually
that I do not even know
how to tell
but...
Whole point...
OK...
let's go on a tour with me!
So... we are...
[Clicks tongue]
no clue.
But no one cares
about it, cause why?
Hmm...
Cause I can just...
I don't know, live my life?
I think it's something
quite important.
I can do whatever I want
whenever I want...
That would be nicer
with some lights.
It's not even enough!
It's not enough!
[Blows kiss]
So annoying I swear to god...
OK, but we can work with that.
So let's go back to the story.
Cause... OK...
It's a weekend,
most of you, you go out.
You have no f*cking clue
what you're doing...
And then you wake up
in a random a*s place...
It's fine, like
everyone went through that.
I feel like...
people are so fast
to judge others
while they shouldn't.
Cause they
haven't seen everyone.
Anyhow, maybe sometimes
we gonna have those days:
You gonna randomly wake up
in a random place,
it doesn't mean that
it doesn't...
[Device clicks]
[Rewinds video]
[Turns off device]
[Indistinct moaning]
LaBouche:
[Mimics airplane engine]
Rivil: Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand
who you are?
[Malfunctioning voice]
Do you understand
Rivil:
[indistinct moaning overlaps]
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
No.
Yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla.
No I don't.
What should I understand?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla!
- Do you understand...
- Can I have it? Can I have it?
- who you are?
- Can I have it?
LaBouche good.
- Do you understand...
- You be good
- what you are here?
- and let me have it.
- Do you understand...
- I'll be good.
- why you are here?
- Let me have it...
- Do you understand...
- and let me have it!
[Medieval music theme plays]
Let me have it.
It's magic... It's so small!
You see the colors?
Do you understand
why you are here?
The colors...
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
No. Yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla.
No I don't.
Yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla!
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it?
It's magic!
See the colors?
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
[Music ends]
Can I have it?
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it?
It's so small!
I'll be good, be good too,
let me have it!
[Brake lights clicking]
[Pulsating low noises]
[Rewinds video]
[Indistinct moaning]
[Blows a raspberry]
[Imitating moaning]
[Dripping]
[Stuttering]
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
[Muffled]
Do you understand who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
What you are here?
[Medieval music theme plays]
No. Yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla.
No, I don't understand.
Yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla.
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it?
[Music ends]
LaBouche is good,
you be good too,
give it to me, let me have it!
I'll be good, you be good too
and let me have it.
Pay attention,
you can't have it.
The deal, remember the deal.
LaBouche, remember the deal.
It's magic...
You can't have it.
Pay attention LaBouche.
It's not dawn yet.
Pay attention,
you can't have it.
[Low frequency humming]
See? The colors?
That colors!
You see the colors...
Do you understand
why you are here?
Do you understand who you are?
[Turns on device]
swimwear brand... so cute...
the design it's all...
yeah... all...
basically by women...
[Bar background music plays]
[Device rewinds playback]
randomly wake up...
in a random place,
it doesn't mean that...
it doesn't...
[Stops device
and rewinds playback]
LaBouche, LaBouche
prowling on the attack
LaBouche, LaBouche
her eyes set on her snack
LaBouche, LaBouche,
LaBouche
Do you understand
[Exhales]
who you are?
Do you understand
what you are here?
Do you understand
why you are here?
[Muffled]
Do... you... understand
why... you... are... here?
Do... you... understand
who... you... are?
Can I have it?
Can I have it?
LaBouche is good,
you be good too,
and let me have it.
It's magic...
LaBouche, pay attention,
you can't have it.
The deal, remember the deal.
No yes, I'm LaBouche Canalla!
No I don't.
What should I understand?
Yes I'm LaBouche Canalla.
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it?
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it?
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it? Can I have it?
Can I have it?
Can I have it?
Can I have it?
Pay attention, pay attention,
pay attention.
You can't have it.
You can't have it.
The deal, remember the deal.
LaBouche, remember the deal.
Pay attention.
You can't have it.
Pay attention, LaBouche.
It's not dawn yet.
Pay attention.
[Medieval music bumper plays]
[Resumes playback]
LaBouche:
Basically I did a photo sh**t
for this new swimwear brand.
It's so cute.
The design it's...
How did I got here?
[Device playback rewinds]
[Traffic sounds]
[Pulsating low noise]
[Playback rewinds repeatedly]
[Dawn nature sounds
from the outside]
[Low humming]
[Medieval fanfare music plays]
[Pulsating low sounds]
LaBouche, LaBouche
prowling on the attack
LaBouche, LaBouche
her eyes set on her snack
Rivil: All right, take it.
Blood and guts
and bones and gore
Sweetest cannibal
you ever saw
She's a woman
you can't ignore
LaBouche Canalla
Once and twice
and three times four
She is always on
the hunt for more
She will come a-knocking
on your door
Rivil: Stay focused.
Please, watch
the video carefully.
Stay focused.
Please, watch
the video carefully.
There's still time.
LaBouche, pay attention.
There's still time.
LaBouche, pay attention.
Remember our deal.
Do you... Do you understand
why you are here? Do you...
Do you understand why
why you are here?
Do you... what... LaBouche...
[Overlapping]: Do you what...
Do you understand...
Do you understand...
what you are here?
LaBouche... why...
who... you... are...
Why... who... you are...
[Overlapping confusingly]
Do you understand...
Why... why... LaBouche why...
Why you are...
why you are...
Why you are...
Why you're handcuffed to
to that little TV?
Do you understand... why...
Why you're handcuffed
to that little TV?
Do you understand...
[Handcuff clicks]
[Medieval theme music
plays upbeat]
[Heartbeat-like
pulsating humming]
[Low frequency noise]
LaBouche, LaBouche
prowling on the attack
LaBouche, LaBouche
her eyes set on her snack
Blood and guts
and bones and gore
Sweetest cannibal
you ever saw
She's a woman
you can't ignore
her eyes set on her snack
[pulsating low humming]
[Muffled] Why you are here...
[Slowed down] What...
[Digging into flesh]
Rivil: [Indistinct moaning]
Rivil: No, LaBouche,
you have to respect
the agreement.
There's still some time,
do you understand?
LaBouche:
Of course I understand.
LaBouche understands now.
In fact
she won.
Rivil: No, LaBouche.
You have to respect
the agreement.
There's still some time,
do you understand?
Of course I understand.
LaBouche understands now.
In fact
she won.
[Low humming increases]
Rivil was good
at making me understand.
I got it:
The lights.
[Flute snippet plays]
That's how I got here.
I tell you. All.
Rivil:
Watch the video carefully...
Meanwhile...
Rivil's being good.
[Flute snippet plays]
whole swimsuit line
is recycled plastic...
[Ominous electronic music plays]
[Music stops]
[Car brakes clicking]
[Pulsating low sound]
[Low frequency humming]
[Traffic sounds]
[Ominous electronic
music reprises]
[Music ends]
[Low frequency humming]
[Low frequency humming]
Sorry,
I thought you were done
[Car engine on]
Watch the video carefully...
Rivil: Stay focused...
Rivil: [Incomprehensible]
Rivil: Stay focused...
Rivil: [Incomprehensible]
[Tearing and chewing flesh]
[Breaking bones]
[Low frequency humming]
[Smartphone takes photos]
[Morning nature sounds]
[Upbeat Medieval
theme music plays]
[Turns engine off]
[Medieval music plays]
LaBouche, LaBouche
prowling on the attack
LaBouche, LaBouche
her eyes set on her snack
LaBouche, LaBouche
[Electronically distorted
voice] You understand?
You understand now?
You understand now, Rivil?
It's enough.
[Chuckles]
It's enough.
It's...
[Marching Medieval music plays]
[Music stops]
comes to life.
We just filmed
right there
on the dunes,
which was so fun...
Roberta was an amazing
photographer and...
Yeah... I cannot wait to see...
[Sighs]
sh*t...
[Phone notification]
What are you doing?
[Tires screeching]
Are you OK?
[Medieval gigue
music theme plays]
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