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04x06 - 165

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "As If". Aired: January 1, 2021.*
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Yilmaz and Ilkkan are two friends who are constantly fighting each other.

04x06 - 165

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[Yilmaz] Look now.

Right now I'm pouring
this towards the edge.

That sounds reasonable. It's
completely normal, there is no problem.

Now look, I'm going to
slowly aim towards the middle.

Listen carefully here.

Whoa!

Oh no! That's what I'm telling you.

I've been trying to explain
this to you for two days, İlkkan.

I ask that you wake
up at 4 am and pee,

not to do it in the center of the toilet.

Look, you've just
acquired this habit. Is it ok?

This is the sound that comes out.

I jump to this sound at 4
am, No more sleep for me.

So I can't sleep again...

Night pee of this toilet, I'm
asking for the edge, not the center.

On the sides of the toilet. Did
you understand what I said?

Bro, that's me... I guess
it was because he was

sleepy, I never noticed it was
making so much noise. Sorry.

No, now there is also this. This
is the bathroom, the wet floor.

Tiles, these, these, they
all magnify the sound...

-Who the hell are you?
-Brother, I am a courier.

Why did you come here, son?

Brother, I pressed the
bell and it didn't ring.

I knocked on the door
and it opened. I entered too.

You broke the door again...

Then I heard your laughter
from inside, so I came.

What a laugh, we didn't laugh.

What is this? Give it.

-I'll get an autograph.
-Okay, you sign.

I'll throw it bro.

Can you keep this one?

Don't you have a helmet or mask,
brother? What kind of courier are you?

I'm not a motorcycle courier.
I am a pedestrian courier.

I distribute it gradually.
Have a good day, man.

What is this?

What the hell?

[light tempo music]

[Ersoy] What did you do? I bought baklava.

Haven't you eaten yet?

[Yılmaz] Come, my lion, come...

Welcome.
My Ersoy.

My coach.
My coach.

-Welcome.
-What's going on?

You're shining, huh?
Are you happy, okay?

Damn.

Come on. We have a
surprise for you, sit down.

What the hell happened?

We took an IQ test
recently, you remember.

His results are in.

For God's sake, leave
it alone. What result?

How many came out?

Ilkkan 91.

Great, Ilkkan.

Go ahead, what's great?


intelligence and normal intelligence.

The man was found to be of
normal intelligence with one point.

Let it be. 91 so still.

-How many did you get?
-I am 108.

Very good.

Normal. It's reasonable,
you can manage.

There is no problem.
Never mind us anyway.

Do you actually know how many you got?

How much?

You're up to 164!

I swear? So I hit you?

Hey baby hey! I made
a difference, İlkkan.

What's for dinner? I'm hungry.

There are green beans.

Ersoy, I guess you didn't
understand the situation completely.

He understood, brother, he
understood. Okay, leave it, pass the plate.

Okay, I nailed you, okay.

My son has an IQ of 164, extraordinary.
It means genius, we looked it up.

There are at most ten people
in the world with this intelligence.

Brother, don't believe such
things. That test is a lie, it is wrong.

These are the games of the
month, don't worry. Money trap.

That's what I say, too.

The master of intelligence,
Yılmaz Efendi, nailed it once: 91.

No, 11, damn it! What else...

What are you doing
tomorrow? Are you available?

-I am available until Friday.
-[Yılmaz] What's on Friday?

There is nothing.

-Tell me the truth.
-Yes.

Tell the truth.

There's nothing.

No hell, God forbid. When
you ask like that... No, nothing.

Is there a date?

What the hell is Date?

I mean, an appointment. Is there a girl?

No brother, what kind of girl?

By the way, for your information,

date also means date in English.

Dude, don't push 92.
What are you pushing?

You're 91, okay, it's over.

Bon appetit to you.

Tomorrow morning at exactly


Eat your food, son.
You sit, you sit, you go.

I am busy.

-[Yılmaz] Good luck, have a nice day.
-[woman] Good day.

We were going to take an intelligence test.

[woman] Sure. For adult?
For the child?

Our, ourselves... I mean,
adult. For ourselves.

Have you ever taken an
intelligence test before?

So we bought it... That thing...

What was your score?

That... Is there any
need to say them now?

Well... 91, 164, 108, from the top right.

I understand Now our
tests MENSA approved.

That's why the fees are a bit high.

But it is 100 percent guaranteed.

-Ok.
-I wonder what's going on with MENSA?

MENSA is an Oxford-based MPO.

'International High Intelligence
Club' something like.

So they prepare the
most reliable tests.

Okay, it doesn't matter to us.

That's great, man.
Look, he's from Oxford.

-I mean London. This is better.
-Ok.

Ok. Don't make it
longer, brother. Gee.

Now I will ask you
to fill out a form.

Afterwards, the system will give
you an appointment for a free day.

We are only available until Friday.

Alright.

Do we fill out forms here? Or?

However you like.
You can also fill it here.

Let's fill it in here, bro.

-I'll fill it in here.
-Ok. I'll fill it in here.

-I won't invade, right? If I do it here?
-No, you can fill it in here too.

We threw it away, we threw it
away, Otherwise we will be left alone.

Bro, if we had rented something,
That is, we will carry it in our hands.

By the way, pay attention.

Yilmaz!

Brother, where are you?

-Wait a minute, let me put it this way.
-I've been searching for two hours.

They said he was taking a sofa
to Ms. Mercan, so I guessed that.

Don't we take it to the
scrap dealer? What Mercan?

Aunt Mercan is the scrap
dealer, İlkkan anyway.

Brother Vahit, how are you?

Let's say it's good, let it be good.

What happened?

You have two e-mails.

Read it bro.

What email?

I'm not happy with
my own e-mail, İlkkan.

I will change it. Until then
I use Vahit Brother's one.

Use mine.

Special things are coming.
Anyway, just read it bro.

Yilmaz, I shouldn't read the
first one. This feels special.

-Did it come from Eda?
-Yes.

Does he look warm?

He was looking.

Okay, go ahead bro.

It says your test results.

Did Eda give a date?

He didn't give it completely.
He said April, May.

Okay, go ahead, brother,
you go to the other one.

Is Yilmaz okay? What test is
this? From a place called MENSA.

Brother, let me be the victim, we are
out of breath. Read this e-mail, let's go.

İlkkan, my brother is 89.

Yilmaz you 109.

Ersoy 165.

They will also send
these as certificates.

Thank you very much, Vahit.

We really thank you for your
effort, your time, everything.

Thank you. Good luck.

Let's throw away the somya.
Good luck, brother Vahit.

-Thank you, brother.
-Are you here?

I'm here for now.

Don't you have work?

I don't have a job right
now. From calling you...

This is always my job.
I'm looking for you, Yilmaz.

Okay Vahit brother. Thank you.

Let's throw away this bed frame. Then
we go home and evaluate the results there.

Come on.

From here... Don't rub it against the car.

-Be careful. Pay attention.
-Sister, wait a second.

What do you say, Ersoy, huh?

Look, I brought it to you.
Look, this is a beautiful thing.

-Uh huh.
-Isn't it?

Here, take a look.
Touch...

Ha?

[Ersoy sighs]

The colors are so good.

Yes.

You... Don't you have any curiosity?

For example, if you take one in your
hand, Can't you do this in 10 seconds?

No bro. I'm going to take a bath.

You don't have anything to
do in the bathroom, do you?

No.

[Yılmaz] Here, you can
look in the bathroom.

[Ersoy] You play.

[Yılmaz] My Ersoy, get up.

Good morning. I made
you hibiscus tea, get up.

Huh?

-Come on, let's have a talk.
-What?

Good morning.

[Ersoy] Yılmaz, leave me alone.

I don't want it bro,
intelligence or anything.

Dude, literally...

Leave this kid alone.
No such intelligence.

Either you sit down and
eat your dough like a camel.

Don't interfere in my business, brother.

Two tests were performed.

These results are real
Ilkkan. Ersoy is a genius.

Ok bro. Let's say the
results are real, okay?

My intelligence is low, okay.

What about Ersoy?

Really bro, So Ersoy is
an extraordinary genius?

Ersoy, look, by the way, I'm not
really saying this with bad intentions.

Look, the man's face is here.

Yılmaz, look, brother.

I worked in a stationery store for


It means that I suppressed my
existing intelligence inside me like a sin.

It's like a shameful desire.

In the world I live in, smart
people never lived long, Yilmaz.

f*ck you, what's your world?

The man who made photocopies
for 12 years, what world?

I have seen that smart people
are lonely and unhappy. Ok?

I mean, if I'm a genius, I
don't want to. Understand this!

Intelligence is a wh*re, Yilmaz.
He always wants something in return.

What are you saying?
What do you say, son?

What are you talking
about with your 89 IQ?

Doesn't that child,
İlkkan, deserve to be in a

much better place in
this life with his genius?

I ask myself this.

Also economically.

Abi Ersoy is someone who gets
into the elevator and forgets to press

the button, waits five minutes
after the light goes out and walks out.

Now don't make me
open Pandora's box.

That's the distraction. It
can happen to any of us.

I mean, what do people
do out of distraction?

Is that thing... Look,
we say 165 IQ, İlkkan.

I mean, what kind of prestige
does it bring to the child in this life?

His surroundings and world
change. He has an income.

Look, okay Yilmaz.

Where is Ersoy's intelligence?
Let's find the genius bro.

Let's see, okay?

Just in case an opportunity
arises or something.

I hope he finds this, too.

If you earn an income,
you too will benefit.

First blood is ok.

But whatever we do, I request that
we do it without offending the child.

f*ck you, you chimpanzee You are not offended by

your IQ, but will the child be ashamed of his genius?

pandora mandora, He's
opening the box here.

Yilmaz, okay.
Leave me alone too.

I don't want it, brother, I
don't want it, intelligence.

Look, it's starting to taste
like pumpkin, but huh.

I mean really.
Leave it alone.

I have work to do, I'm going.

OK, stop. We'll look at
one last photographic thing.

We will look at intelligence.
Take a quick look at this.

As much as you can remember,
okay? Look, I turned it off at once.

How many cats are there?

Ersoy, tell me, you must have
looked. How many cats are there?

How many cats are there?

What did you buy?

Cream.

What?

Cream.

What are you saying?

İlkkan, I didn't understand what you said.

Can you say this properly?

Brother, we got in the
car, I will say it anyway.

What are you making me shout on the street?

He bought cream. Cream. The
guy bought 20 boxes of cream.

What the hell, 20 boxes of cream?

So what do I know?

If you asked.

What do I know? When he suddenly
did something like that, I didn't ask.

I'm surprised man, I didn't think of it.

[Ilkkan huffing] Yilmaz, This is how

we secretly follow our friend of 40 years.

Isn't this a shameful
thing to do, huh?

-Shall we go?
-No.

-Come on, let's go back.
-No there's not.

We'll find out what the hell he's doing with 20

boxes of cream while
turning his back on this 165 IQ.

You're curious like a dog.

Don't ever play tricks on me.
We will kidnap the man, go ahead.

[Ilkkan] What will we miss?

So, I'm walking with my
a*s down on the sidewalk.

He will go, the man will go.
With gas. Hungry. With gas!

Okay, okay.

With gas.

-Give gas, brother.
-Well, okay son.

If the man goes to Ankara
with gas, will we follow him?

You've done so much, you're impatient.

I mean, if it was an important
situation, he would have told you.

He used to say sh*t. The
minibus is on the opposite side.

Okay, we'll come back from here.

Who knows what they're
making the child do?

He'll mess things up, then he'll come...

Wait, the car is coming.
He will ask us for help.

Damn it.

I won't tolerate this
intelligence to anyone, brother.

-Ok.
-Ok?

OK, we get it.

-We're leaving, bro. You get what you want.
-With gas. Gone!

Where will the minibus go?

Is he going to step on the
pavement and get in between?

Ilkkan, I will tear off those ears of
yours and throw them out the window.

[light tempo music]

You will make a U from the front.

[light tempo music]

[Firstblood] Where did he go?

He entered an empty
shop over there. Gee...

Let's see.

[Ersoy] Mother, the painter was
coming at 8, It still hasn't arrived.

I know your house. Let me go
to his house and wake him up.

Oh... Mom, I
swear I didn't say it.

Why did you come, brother?

It's a shame what you did, Yilmaz.

Auntie Şengül, how are you?

My dear friend, how is your
school situation? Is it over?

It's over, auntie Şengül, yes.

Auntie Şengül, I will ask
you clearly and concisely.

Are you sure?

I'm sure of course.
Why shouldn't I be sure?

Solarium in Gebze. Okey.

So, have you researched,
Did you investigate?

Now what does Gebzeli say about
this? Let me ask you about that first.

My dear Yilmaz Gebze
needed a solarium.

I am also producing an answer to this.

The solarium cake
here is not full yet, bro.

There was already a slice of
solarium cake and you are eating it.

Bon appetit, okay.

Auntie Şengül, I have always supported
all initiatives that require courage.

Really?

Yes brother. This is how it is for me.

It is an action to be respected.

By the way, what did you think of the name?

Frankly, there are
four or five alternatives.

Şengül Solarium, Bronz Gebze.

-Very good.
-[Şengül] Polarium.

What was winter sun themed, Ersoy?

winter sun themed There
was a polarium, mom.

We thought of Polarium as a winter theme.

Ersoymania, Solarmania, We focus more

on things like
Ersoylaryum and SolarSoy.

These are very bad.

We will choose the name of
our shop from such names: İlkkan.

As you can see, gentlemen,
we are at this point,

there is no such thing.
-Good morning my baby.

If something happens
to you, I will tell you.

-That's how you come. Ok?
-Ok.

Ok. Thanks though.

You're welcome, what does it mean?

Aunt Sengul, Ersoy
explained his situation to you.

-Did he tell you?
-He talked about it, baby.

I am very sorry, but unfortunately
there is nothing we can do.

Nope. They don't say that,
mom. This is something else.

[Yılmaz] This thing...

My aunt Şengül, Your
child is an incredible genius.

Two tests confirmed this.

We are talking about
world-class intelligence right now.

This is the situation.

I say that we should not let a

modest solarium in Gebze swallow Ersoy.

That's why I came all the
way to Gebze to say this.

Now you too, As a
parent, wouldn't you want

your only son to shine in
a more global perspective?

I want him as a friend.

You're talking about that IQ test.

-Yes, IQ.
-Don't believe such things.

These are money traps.

That's what I say We
cannot convince Yılmaz.

My darling, I mean, Oxford
approved, this and that, MENSA etc.

, anyway, this test says
that this man is a genius.

Is there such a ridiculous
conspiracy theory?

What kind of money pit is this?

Same test, if you look at it
Auntie Şengül says about

İlkkan that if you push any
harder, you will be Ret*rded.

Come on, let's talk
about this. Mr. Ilkkan.

If there was such a thing, wouldn't
it have come to light by now?

Don't believe them.

Besides, where did this intelligence
test come from, dear Yilmaz?

We have a friend named
Okan. Ersoy also knows him.

I told you about Okan, mother.

I said he was building
houses, a subcontractor.

-Was he a contractor?
-Subcontractor. Subcontractor.

So we went to its construction,
We had something to buy.

Of course, it is not a
receivable like principal money.

Like, like interest.

TRUE. We met a
brother of ours there.

He started talking, blah blah blah.

He had an agent. When
you talk about it, from there...

So, it's a very long story, Auntie Şengül.

I couldn't get out of it.
We took our IQ test there.

Mom, my intelligence
may not have been revealed

because I have always been exposed to daily data.
-Yes.

So here we go, let's buy bread.

We usually talk like, I don't know, let's

buy a watermelon, let's
clean the house, etc.

Is it possible to develop
intelligence through such actions?

Impossible. I think
it's incomprehensible.

For example, once, Gürkan Hodja came to

Yılmaz and said, He
explained quantum physics.

For example, I understood that there.

Yes. An Ersoy understood.

Yes. You two looked like
bulls, I understood that.

-TRUE.
-Yes, I understand.

-[İlkkan] So... I understand, he said.
-Ersoy...

I understand He already said...

"He understood," he said.

Gurkan Hodja "You
understood, Ersoy," he said.

-He even said to you, "You didn't understand."
-Yes.

[Şengül] Ersoy, you are a
child who is easily distracted.

As your mother, I know
this without ever asking.

I showed my all.

I offer you a future here,
in the heart of Gebze.

Ruled, we will raise it up,
We will grow, we will raise.

Will I always work here?

I will leave it to you and
retire. You know my plans.

Look mom, are you serious
or did you just say that?

Will you leave the solarium to me?

I guess my son.

Didn't I have you pick out
all the furniture and stuff?

Didn't I say, "You choose everything except
Ismail for the lighting - you like it"?

-[Ersoy] You said so.

At that time, Uncle Ismail
said to us, there were floor

lamps extending from these sides, Let them arrange it.

Well... We will install a full-length
mirror behind the reception.

It gives depth and is also stylish.

[huffing] I'll f*ck you.

[Şengül] Sir, my child?

No, Aunt Şengül.

-I said to İlkkan, let's get up.
-[Şengül] Okay.

Let's get up, let's go.

Since... That's the case then, right?

We will support Ersoy
as much as we can.

-[Firstblood] Yes.
-This is during the solarium process.

We'll come again tomorrow.

Will we come and
support our brother friend?

[Yilmaz] Yes. Let's be with you.

Let's stay here while we're at it.

I'm not lazy, I'll go and come back.

Stay if you want. You
can stay with Aunt Şengül.

We are not available, son.

Oh mom.

Ok. In that case, Let's
come and support each other.

[Şengül] If you want to go,
Come and you will know.

But you are best friends.

In a way, this is your duty.

But let me tell you now,
Don't expect more from me.

Well, my aunt Şengül,
then let me tell you now.

So we don't have any
expectations, Have peace of mind.

We have no expectations.

Only, I don't believe in UV rays,

but in my friend Ersoy himself.

I recommend the same to you.

Yilmaz, get up.

Yilmaz... What's going on?

What are you doing?

What's happening? Give me the key.
I'm stuck at the door, give me the key.



No brother. No, no! I don't know.

I don't know how many
times, how many, how many?

Where is the key? I stayed at
the door, I'm late because of you.

Let me take a look at this.
How many cats are there?

Look, I hung up, how many cats are there?

Brother, look, don't make me crazy, I
want to love your eyes in the morning.

Look, I'll take this pillow
and press it to your face.

I didn't see the cat.

Don't act like a child
to me! Give me the key.

Don't shout. There on
the coat rack in your shoe.

Go get it from there.

You could have found
this with your own

intelligence, but you chose to beg, Ersoy!

We will change exactly that!

Shafiq! Make me some tea.

What's up, İlkkan, where is this from?

He's from Ersoy, bro.

Do you have a liver problem?

Because this darkening
of the skin is its symptom.

Or a very intense
tanning session. Isn't it?

Great master. How
did he make the irony?

Ilkkan...

Yes bro, what's wrong with this?

Thanks to Ersoy, he arranged
a trial for me before the opening.

Look, believe me, I'm not
saying that because I'm angry.

I mean, it's like sh*t.

Why?

I am someone who
says he sees. Bad.

Why brother?

Do you think people
can tan in winter too?

Otherwise you can't handle it?

There are people like this, Yilmaz.

Doing winter sports.
Taking care of your body.

So you better
internalize this now.

[Undaunted sighs]

That's too bad.

I mean, İlkkan, while I was
struggling and struggling

to keep this child from
slipping out of our hands...

So, you go all the way
to Gebze and shop for

equipment just because you
want to get a free solarium.

I really congratulate you.

My dear brother, there is a 5-10
meter queue in front of the shop.

Look, I'm telling you 5-10 meters.
The opening has not been made yet.

Brother, 5-10 meters
is a very short distance.

That's enough for two or three people.

Dude, it's off season right now.

Before a holiday, see how
many meters the queue is.

While people are showing
up at beach clubs, you

are left crying like this
with your curd-like skin.

A kingdom is being established
there before my eyes, brother.

Solarium in Gebze
is worth gold, gold.

What are you saying?

Ersoy was not smart.
Ersoy is smart, Yılmaz.

Look at yourself, İlkkan.

I truly say, Look
at you like this.

Take a look at
yourself carefully.

The solarium will be open,
bro. It will be very successful.

You will see.

We will see.

He didn't get over those
games, those childish tricks.

You are wrong, you are wrong, you

failed, you failed, you lost, Yilmaz.

You got in your car at six in the morning,

drove to Gebze and burned
yourself with an IQ of 89.

Did I lose it, İlkkan?

Okay, okay bro, of course.

You certainly have
something suitable for

this loss, you have
prepared it. Like this.

Your own eyes are enough
to see what's in front of you.

To see the unseen, you
must use the eyes of others.

[light tempo music]

What are you doing here?

I am sitting.

You're thinking, right? You
are thinking about something.

Of course, there are always ideas
in the head, It goes and comes.

Who knows what's going on inside?

Hey there.

Your face is sullen
but huh, I am Ersoy.

What happened? What are you bored with?

Look what I brought you?

You know our Mesut.

Musical materials Mesut.

So I went to him. By the way,
they were closing the shop.

They sent all the goods to the warehouse.

From there we went to
the warehouse and so on.

While we were searching and
scanning, I came across such an organ.

I said, this would be
a gesture to my Ersoy.

Take a look if you want.
Feel it like this, its weight etc.

Take this one. Download this
directory, take it in your arms

Pull it.

Look at this, understand this.

I don't want. Can you pull?

Son, I'm not saying anything.

So I'm not interfering in your
business, Don't think like that.

Do your solarium again.

But, so, is solarium
done all the time?

I did something so that you could
produce some melodies in between.

So I thought so.

Here are the chords between
customers, So let's hang out.

Look, there are 1000
rhythms on this itself.

Look, samba.

[upbeat music]

On top of that,
it's classic, okay?

So, hang out without limiting
yourself to pop, rock, jazz, etc.

[upbeat music]

[Yılmaz] Very beautiful.

[upbeat music]

What are you doing son?

[Ersoy] İlkkan, come, brother.

Witness Yılmaz becoming
tiny like an insect.

[upbeat music]

Let it be love, Ersoy.
May love be for you, child.

So here it is, for you.

Yılmaz, you today
Have you been to Gebze, brother?

[upbeat music]

No, I didn't go. What Gebze?

I swear?

I mean, we wandered around looking for
this warehouse or something. That is it.

Amazed.

[upbeat music]

I asked the shopkeeper today,

They described to me someone
who looked a lot like you.

[upbeat music]

The tradesman you call a mystery lover
I mean, dear Ersoy.

What are you looking at, tradesmen?

You tell them,
"Has anyone like this passed through here today?"

So they say "it's over".
This is it, what are you looking at?

-Is that what you say?
-[Yilmaz] Yes.

[upbeat music]

İlkkan, look what Yılmaz Bey did.

[upbeat music]

[Ilkkan] What the hell is this?

That's Yilmaz...

[Ersoy] He went and printed
these flyers without getting lazy.

He distributed it all over Gebze.

[upbeat music]

Man, did you really do this?

Oh, can you just turn this off, bro?

[May I ask now?
upbeat music]

I will say shame on
you, I can't say that.

[Ersoy] I feel a little
sorry for you, Yilmaz.

I'm literally ashamed, Yilmaz,
I'm ashamed, My face turned red.

Ersoy, please, sit down
and let's talk for a while.

What will we talk about bro? Ha?

Got something to talk about?

[upbeat music]

Look, Yilmaz, leave this matter behind
before it gets even more unpleasant.

This is my first and last warning to you.

[upbeat music]

Wow, look at the dog.

Wow you dog. Are you warning me?

-I'm warning you.
-Are you warning me?

Yes.

Damn, I would duel you
under equal conditions, but...

TO?

I see you're such a p*ssy.

[upbeat music]

-Speak correctly!
-What happens if I don't talk?

What are you doing son?
Are you a child?

What happens? I'll hit
your face like lightning.

Ersoy, go to your room brother.
Don't follow this crazy guy.

Leave. Yilmaz, can
you just turn this off?

-f*ck you.
-Come, we'll talk.

-Ersoy, look. Ersoy.
-There's nothing to talk about, brother. Ok?

-Yilmaz, where does this come from?
-[Ersoy] There is nothing to talk about.

[Yılmaz] Ersoy, look. You
are smart like an animal.

You are a genius. You are genius
like a dog, Don't make me use it hard.

Use it, use it! What
happens if you use it?

I f*ck your legs,
your... Like an animal...

Look, I've only raised
my hand to you four

times so far, don't force me to do five. Is it ok?

-You will leave the solarium!
-Leave!

-[Ilkkan] What the hell are you doing?
-Let it go!

You will give up the solarium.

Son, let the child go.
What are you doing?

You are smart. You are
smart like an animal. Give up?

Nope! Not!

Solarium is over!

The solarium is not over yet.

Solarium is not over yet. It's not over!

-Look Ersoy.
-Let the child go!

You are very smart, don't be stupid.

You will make money.
You will save us too!

Even if I die, I will f*ck the
tanning bed until the end!

-Here you go!
-Give up?

-Not!
-Give up?

Give up?

-Not.
-Let it go!

You are smart.

Let the child go.

Don't hold me.

-Leave.
-Don't hold me.

Go Ersoy.

I'll slap your head off with a slap.

-Come here!
-What are you doing, are you a child?

Ersoy, lock the door, Ersoy!

[Yilmaz] You are smart as a dog! Leave!

[upbeat music]

Ethem, are you available on Friday?

[message tone]

Okay then, I'll do something,
I'll call you tomorrow.

Come on, have a good night.

Welcome to Gebze.

So what? TO?

That's the E bro, if I were you

I would probably never come to this
district again for the rest of my life.

After all that disgrace.

Ilkkan was very worried about Gebze, too.

Anyway, let me say what I have to say.

And you say what you say.

Your car is not coming out, see?

-Do you hear the sound?
-I hear.

All hell is breaking loose.

That's why I try to
go higher revs on hills.

No, you have to take this and show it.

It's necessary, man.

This discman of mine should be sold
anyway. I will have it done immediately.

Now, what can anyone do to
buy Discman? He's gone now.

-Forget Discman.
-Antique. It's an antique.

What's more antique?
What's more, it works.

Right at that moment. You
wait another 30 years for that.

[Firstblood] The hell?

[Yilmaz] Damn... Damn...

Are they closing the shop now?

Where did I lose it, İlkkan?

Well, was I wrong? Where was I wrong?

I thought I couldn't succeed?

I thought I couldn't do it?
What the hell happened?

-[Firstblood] Oh my God.
-[Yılmaz] So, what is it, dear İlkkan?

So what was it?

Okay bro, you're right.
Yes you did it, bravo.

Of course, that is the
case, but you would think

that the hedgehog is
hiding in its nest with fear...

Oh come on, walk Let's find
out the truth of this matter.

You keep talking, go on.

But he is always thinking about
his next step. Do you understand?

You idiots of God! I won!

Yell! We are in a foreign district.

What did I tell you, Aunt Şengül?

What did you say, baby?

I said a lot of things. Now how can I
do something with them one by one?

But I said, it's a trivial thing.

What the hell happened?

Dude, there was an accident.
There's nothing can be done.

OK, so what happened?

Nevermind.

What the hell happened?
Did someone get burned?

How do you know, Yilmaz?

-[meaning no] No.
-So you threw it away?

Of course, of course.

Yilmaz? You are in a
good mood, you are happy.

Of course you got what you wanted.

Ersoy was saved, Gebze was saved.

Well, my aunt Şengül, What
does Gebze mean to me?

Now let me be clear.

But Ersoy is right, I think it
was better. Yes, there is no lie.

You caught the eye from
where you were sitting.

Did I cast an evil eye? So, give up.

My aunt Şengül is here You don't believe

in 165 IQ, you believe in the evil eye. Really.

People don't have to
choose between the two, bro.

I believe in both
vision and science.

Nobody cares about
your opinions right now.

So shut up. Shush.

Take my child Ersoy away.

Of course, I hope you will
find his intelligence one day.

But tomorrow If he says "Mom, I'm dying of hunger",

Sitem Bilgisayar's doors
are now closed to Ersoy.

What is Sitem Computer?

My plan B, baby. My Site Computer.

But not in the sense of reproach.

In the form of my website.
Goodbye, my very clever son.

Where will you open
Sitem Bilgisayar, mom?

In Izmir? In Bursa?

Never mind, never mind. Nevermind.

You are much more than that.

You are a genius my son.
Neither Sitem Bilgisayar.

My son, the child goes to his mother.

We will start playing chess
with you this weekend.

Let me see you there.

Okay, leave the kid alone.

We're going to try dancing, okay?

Look, you haven't tried that
music, we'll get back to it together.

Ersoy look, Your mother
is about to turn that corner.

You are a genius.

It's now or never.

Look at me. You are a
genius. You're smart, okay?

-So what should I do?
-Stop for now.

Just close that door or something.

[sighing] Dude, okay, it's an invisible
accident, but how can it happen?

So I entered that machine.

Dude, there were two of those machines.

I put you in the vertical one.

The other one wasn't
opened yet, the horizontal one.

It was closed, it was in the warehouse.

Well, as for Ethem's blessings, I

thought I would make
a gesture to the child.

-Insert it into the horizontal one.
-Yes.

-Squeaky.
-Yes brother.

But there is something in these machines,

first of all, there is
a protective gelatin.

It also happens on the
phones, İlkkan, you know.

I had disassembled and cleaned
that gelatin in the machine you entered.

I forgot it at Ethem's.

f*ck it.

I gave you the night
beach ray back then.

Ethem also wanted a crazy desert.

I started the machine bro.

This is how the
gelatin slowly melted on

the child, vacuuming up the child's body.

The child came out
like a candle from inside.

His mouth, nose, face etc. were
always covered. It was so bad.

My son, he doesn't understand at all?

Gelatin melts on
top of it, you know?

Well... I guess the
boy's mind was on his

brother-in-law at that time.
I guess he didn't notice.

What happened to Ethem's
brother-in-law? What happened?

Abi Ethem's brother-in-law...

These six people had a traffic accident on

their way to the hospital
and were hit by a truck.

What are you saying?

-Oh f*ck.
-Too bad.

Is there anyone dead?

Unfortunately, there is brother, his aunt.

[sadly] Oh...

The truck they hit It
was a fireworks truck.

According to Ethem, his aunt
was blown away in a colorful way.

Others are fine though.
The rest are alive.

May God have mercy on him.

What can we say?

[light tempo music]

Yilmaz.

Frankly, I have some doubts.

What doubts? Why?

Well, you know why.

How would I know,
why? What happened?

Since when have
I been asked why?

You and İlkkan figured out the
reasons and How did you go?

What's happening
suddenly? Very interesting...

Look, I'm asking, please
answer me honestly.

Did you send Ethem to our shop?

No. Why should I send my son

to the solarium in God's Gebze?

So man, He came out of
nowhere to wish good luck.

Solarium is just you,
And my mother knew.

And the people of Gebze.

The people of Gebze did not tell
Ethem, Come and have a look, right?

I think so, at least.

Yılmaz, really.

Did you send the kid?

Yes, I sent Ethem To
the solarium in Gebze.

Because I knew that, contrary
to Ersoy's genius, he would take

Ethem and make him look
brand new. That he would put the

unopened gelatin into the standing
machine and fry it like a schnitzel.

I knew it. I said, go.

Okay.

[light tempo music]

As you said, yes.

It just seems like...

I mean, it's still your job.

I think you have a
role in some way.

Think brother, think.
Gee...

[light tempo music]

Has he filed a lawsuit or something?

No, it didn't open. The shop is sealed.

The people of Gebze immediately
turned their backs on us.

But they are right.

The shop hasn't opened yet, You
are roasting people inside. Impossible.

[light tempo music]

Solarium.

So it's a ray riddle.