03x10 - First Pumpkin

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Did you get it?

-Did you get it? Ok.
-Come.

Hop!

Brother, where have you been?
Don't you look at the time?

How can I know?

Brother, no cars passed.

Only one passed,
and he asked for money.

We thought on the way
just before we came.

We have discussed,
and let's give up on this.

Let's not do this.

Ok, we've come this far.

Let's travel,
wander around, then f*ck off.

Brother, yes.

Now, what shall we say to
the Great Queen? Disgrace.

Son, I will k*ll you!

How many days have
I been begging my uncle's

mistress to have our name written down?

Our great Queen is kind to visit us.

She came to her people,
she made a special meeting day.

Of course.

Of course, who knows what kind
of problems the people tell her.

But ours, I don't know. I don't know.

So you say let's go in?

Let's go of course bro!
Don't make me mad.

This is the people's fair,
people's fair!

What the heck did you dress?

Are you doing it on purpose, brother?

What is this?

Gift to our Queen.

It's so bearish!

Anyway ok. Better than nothing.

Take it, come on.

Let me take it.

Why is this man walking apart from us?

Are you ashamed of us?

Brother,
how many times have I told you, huh?

I think he said it once or something.

I haven't even heard of it.

I didn't care
because he said it once.

France, 1644

Boy, you're driving me to sh*t.
Just look ahead.

Otherwise I will step on them!

Center, center it!

The sh*t?

Huh, this one? Is that ahead?

Take it easy.

We're here
for our Queen's visiting day.

God damn...

We were told whenever we want,
between noon and evening.

A friend of my uncle's, Madame Cosette.

What is this?

Ok. You don't have a g*n, do you?

What a beautiful fair we have.

What?

I say our fair, how beautiful it is.

Brother, will you shut up?
I strongly request.

Which way are we going?

Brother, get out of here.
Go right like this.

Then you enter the first tent.

Go through like this.

Brother,
just come in, go ahead, come on.

-Take it easy.
-Thank you.

Why did we called to account
while everyone got through easily?

It's because of you.
Look at the dress you have.

They would have stopped you anyway.
If I wanted to pass, I would.

Isn't this Madame Cosette dead?

No.

She's dead, dude.

Are you crazy?
She was with my uncle two days ago.

Yılmaz.

What did he say?

He said from the right. Hold on,
you're going to step on the kid.

Shh! Don't you dare!

-Don't be too conspicuous.
-Walk carefully, carefully.

Why is this lady sitting?

She is posing for the artist, dumbass!

I didn't see it, damn.

Is that it?

I guess the man showed this place.

-Yes.
-Yes.

Let's enter here,
let's see what's going on.

Come on, brother.

Good day.

You see, right Yılmaz?

What do you see?

You disgust people, man.

-Because we are farmers?
-Huh.

Are you saying because we are poor?
Because what we wear?

No. Brother, because you are feminine.

Not even close.
We are very masculine.

Man, I have warned you fifty times.

You came dressed like a peasant wife.

I said at least go for a wig,
a fine little powder.

This society just can't
handle such things, man.

Brother, why are you so obsessed
with this feminine thing?

So what? So what if we're feminine?

If there's anything good in this world,
it's femininity.

Look around.

Are we really feminine?

You are, brother, yes.

You came here dressed like a wife,
out of spite!

Look, you're so obsessed with
this masculinity thing, okay?

This pisses me off so much.

We'll talk to you about this
when we get back to the village.

Aye, Yılmaz.

You show me the right way as always,
when we return to the village.

Ok. Let's get out of here.

And Yılmaz,
so such things are not changeable?

-I mean, at the time...
-Brother, no.

No. This is neither the time
nor the place to discuss this.

Why are you deciding this?

-Let the child talk.
-I decide.

Right now is not the place and time,
man.

He's also right. He's right.

It's all about fashion.

Look, he left me the sack.

Totally...
Ah! Something about fashion.

Nothing else.

For example,
you read a lot of poetry or something.

You must know.

In ancient Greece, everyone was naked.

Is there ever such a fancy man?

It was the masculinity
that they accepted.

Achilles, Hercules,
these are the men who always go nuts.

Moon! What you call masculine
is a very liquid thing.

It flows from age to age,
from era to era, my brother.

No, bro.
The things you said, were trials.

Indeed, the best is found.
That's the man.

Look, it's like this.

Men are ornamented and
will always remain so.

Don't do it!

Yes. Son, look at nature.

Males of all living creatures
are more flamboyant.

I looked at nature, brother.

No such thing.
I haven't seen a sh*t like that.

How did you not see it? Look.

E, in example, the lion is more ornate.

The peacock male is more ornate.

Another?

Can't think more at the moment.

Brother, we've come to tell
the Queen our troubles.

And you count animals. Walk!

Ok, come on.
Come, get out of here. Pass through.

What are you doing on the ground?
Get up.

Brother, can something like
this be thrown on the ground?

Look at this. This is silk.

Or it could be, if not silk...

It's the carpet, dude.

This is done so that it stays on
the ground anyway. Come on, let it go.

Dude, it can be hanged on the wall.

What's that doing there?
Passers-by step on it.

It's a shame, it's a sin.

Son, is it yours?

Come on, we're leaving.

There are three exits.
Which one will we go to?

Sounds are coming from there.
I think we should go from there.

Ok.

This is with you for a while, okay?
You will carry alone.

I can't carry alone.

Come on.

Yılmaz.

Hello, so sorry.

What a beautiful costume this is.

So, thank you.

You seem to be in the role of peasant,
together with the gentleman, right?

So, you?

No. We are here for our Queen's thing.

It's okay. Before the ball,
we will eat together in the big tent.

But I think your costume
is very ordinary.

I think so too.

Who are you sir?

I am a close friend of
the Dutch Trade Minister.

He is one of the honored
guests of this fair.

What kind of a title is that?

Don't you have another feature
that makes you stand out?

If, God forbid,
something should happen

to the Dutch Minister of Commerce,
then who are you?

Who are you actually?

I'm in the role of a peasant, bro.

I became Diana,
the Goddess of the Hunt.

Okay, Well done. Be it.

We are peasants.
Ok, let's get out of here.

What is happening? Come on.

Yılmaz, look, together now. Come.

Okay brother. Come on. Come on.

'Au-revoir'.

What did they say, bro,
costume and stuff?

The girl is Diana. Huh?

Son, here's a dress ball.
They thought you were a peasant too.

We are already peasants.

It's not like that, oh!

E, bro? What are we going to do?

Which one will we go to? Huh?

God damn it! We are lost again.

Don't get angry with me
by saying we're lost.

I'll give you a fairground beating.

I will tear your hair and beard and
throw it in front of the people.

I'll make you embarrassed.

I know we're lost too, okay?

We will choose one, and get in.

We're going straight, okay?

We're moving forward without
thinking from now on, okay?

You do the same in life.

Continue. I'm behind you.

We'll just go straight
for a while, come on.

Come, stop.

Stop, stop.

Okay, put it here.

Brother, what is this?

-These?
-Yes.

This thing, this...

Another version of a chair.

Shall I sit down, huh?

Do they get mad?
Let me sit for five seconds.

Okay, sit down.

Sit a little, but get up soon.

Dude, this is unreal.

Really?

Let me see.

Really good.

-Good, come on.
-Sit down, and you too. Take a seat.

Take a seat. Very good. Very good.

Look, this seat is a must.

I pull a cloth over me and
sit here for whole season.

I would say so.

How much are these?

Can it be 1.000 ecu?

Damn, you can't even get the frill
on that side of it, for a thousand ecu.

Do you think it would be okay if we
poured a glass of water from here?

Sure.
I mean, I guess. It's there to drink.

Hush! Damn! It's down!

-Hop!
-Son, don't do it.

He stepped on it.

-Don't, don't!
-Hush!

Son, they are state property.
Do not damage.

Don't do it, baby.

They'll see, and get mad at you.
They'll get very mad!

Look,
they just give birth to them and leave.

Look son, I'll come there.

Damn! Hush! Ok.

-Do you see?
-Where are they from?

See the spoiled kid.

-A!
-Son, let it go! Schist! Damn!

Dude. Don't, don't.

Go. Get out of here.

I'm getting mad!

Let me see, walk.
Let me go see your mothers.

Get out, get out.

Look, you f*cked the whole place up.

I'll tear your wig into pieces!

Where are your mothers?

My name is Yılmaz.
Look, I rip you apart!

I'll tear you up!
Get out of here!

Go go!

Take your wig too!

Look at the spoiled!

Look at the b*stard!

Ok, Yılmaz.
Let's go. Get up, come on. Walk!

Let's collect them.

Never mind, never mind.

-And...
-Get up! Get up!

Put this one here now.
Keep it straight, let's fix it.

Let me wash my face here. I'm burned.

Ok, come on.

Brother, we probably won't
find it like this by ourselves.

You have to ask someone.

Ask them.

No. Nevermind.

Okay, enough. Come on.

We're going this way, man.
Get. Take it.

Water is good.

It just occurred to me while
I was washing my hands there.

There is our Queen
who rules the country.

Yes?

Is she our king's mother or wife?

I mean, in case if she asks.

Why would she ask?

"Tell me.
Am I your king's mother or wife?"

like that?
Is that what you thought?

Of course, she wouldn't ask directly.

Maybe the conversation
go up to that matter.

That cut my hand, wait a second.

Logically, it should be his mother.

Because the king did not
ascend to the throne.

So is there a king on the throne?

-It's her mother, I think.
-Brother, the king is on the throne.

-Do not speak like ignorant.
-When did the king come to the throne?

Brother, I didn't hear
anything like that either.

Ok, he's right then.

Let's assume the king is on the throne,

is she the wife or mother?

-The boy is telling the truth.
-I don't know bro, I don't know.

You ask yourself when you go.

Don't yell at me in front of people.

Come on, take this.

Come on.

Well, which Louis was this?

Fourth.

Glad you asked that.

So we would go and be
a disgrace to our Queen.

This is Louis the 11th or 12th.
I don't exactly remember right now.



All Louis's are kings. Yeah exactly.

Dude he may even be 13th or 14th.

There was this one priest,
you know, he was coming to our town.

-He was giving a history lesson.
-Yes?

He told me, which Lous was that.

Brother,
best scenerio is, he is the fifth.

If it's more than five,
I'm giving my all purse you.

Let's make a bet?

My beautiful brother, what will you pay
me with when you lose in the bet? Huh?

I mean, from your wig to your powder,
I compensated them last month.

How will you do it?

I'd rather be poor
than be like you bro.

-Oh really!
-Yes.

Give me details.

I am poor.

You have money but no vision.

You don't spend.

You are like this. Tightfisted, greedy!

No one lives under my roof,

and eats my bread,
can call me stingy bro.

-Get out of there!
-Slow!

Idiot!

Bon appetit. Good luck with.

We had a private meeting
with our Queen.

Where are they happening?

Doesn't this normally
happen on Saturday nights?

No. So we were told today.
I do not know that.

Hmm.

With these?

Yes, the three of us.

Ok. Now look. Enter here.

Keep going straight.
You'll see anyway, Okay?

Thanks.

Come on bro.

Come on.

Stop, slow.

Stop, stop. Let me have a look here.

Look.

No. This is the dormitory, I guess.

There are mattresses on the floor.

Did he describe it to us?

Look, you said private meeting
with the Queen.

They thought we came to f*ck the Queen!

What are you doing son?

You're pretty crazy.
Look, you're out of your mind.

When I return to the village
I will give you to the priest.

The demon has entered you.
I will force him out.

Okay okay.
Let's get into that big one, that's it.

-Ok. Come on, I think it is.
-Brother, it's okay.

Then I think let's go into the little
one over there, not the big one.

Let's get in the first one,
if not, we'll look at it too, okay.

Ok, let's go to big one.

Come in, brother.

Where have you been?

Who?

Where are the women?

Brother, we are so sorry.

Shut it up, shut it down.

Son, did we see it right?

Aren't they all women?

No, there was one man.

I talked to the man.

Wasn't he a man in the middle?

It's the royal family.

But that's not healthy at all.

Get used to such things, dude.

Why should I get used to it?
I am a straight folk.

Ok. Let's go where you said.

Okay let's go. So I swear, something
inside of me died at this fair.

I swear, when you look
from the outside,

there weren't that many tents.

There weren't that many tents.

Is it a f*cking cursed place?

-Get out of here.
-Shall we ask her?

How would God's cook know?
Ask the exit.

Why wouldn't she know bro? She would.

Take it easy, mommy.
For f*ck's sake, tell us,

we are lost.
They held a fair like a bear.

We have a meeting with the Queen.
We're looking for our Queen.

Where?
Where is our Queen at this fair?

Is this the newly released
public meeting day?

Yes.

You're in the wrong place sweetheart.

Look, there's a little tent over there.

Do you see? It has blue tassels.

You will pass through
that tent to the big tent.

You cannot go directly to the big tent.

Because it has no door. It can only
be passed through the small tent.

-Ask anyone, they will direct you.
-Okay.

Yılmaz, is the food free? Ask it.

Thank you very much, my sister.

How many tents did they build?

When you look from the outside,

it seems like there
are not so many tents.

Tents like hell.

Are these meals paid?

Yes.

Okay, take it easy.
You heard it, take it. Come on.

You keep your eye on everything.

Do a little something,
get your attention.

Do not be surprised at everything.

Didn't you see potatoes
and onions in your life?

Don't disgrace us anymore.

Open it to us. Pass through.

Son, there is no one.
I think we are too late.

Enough. Enough bro, enough.

Enough of your love of furniture.
Leave.

Let go, okay. Everything is perfect.
Everything is perfect.

When you go to the village,
you tell it.

Okay, come on. Sit down.

Sit down, sit down. Sit down bro. Ok.

-This is a velvet, you know?
-Ok.

They sell a meter of it
for ten thousand ecu.

-If you buy it wholesale, huh.
-Ok.

My grandma was an outfitter.

She was working there.
So I know from there.

She always told us.

-Brother, we always...
-Okay, that's enough bro.

I swear I regret bringing him.

Like a baby, look at this.

Yes?

Yes?

You will appear before Her Majesty.

-Yes.
-This is not possible.

Here you go.
Let's get you to the make-up tent.

Ok.

Come on.

Carry that sack.
Your mind will get free.

What do you say? Have we become men
enough, Master Setien?

You have become like a lion, lion.

How proud your mother
would be if she saw it.

Yeah.

Do you remember?
A fortune teller came to our village.

Luna.

Yes, Luna.
She said, "You have a very clear path.

You will be rich," she told us.

Yılmaz gave that girl flowers.

He had asked her out.

It was a little chat.

Please don't make it up your a*s.

The girl then said,

"We are gypsies.
There is no such thing as dating."

They packed up and left the next day.

Yılmaz man.

Would you rather be very rich
or marry a wonderful woman?

Marrying a mediocre woman with

an average income, in my opinion.

Mediocre kids, such a mediocre house.

That's life, a mediocre life.

In other words, this is the hardest
thing for a person to want,

but this makes people happy the most.

Setian.

Huh?

You know, when we are done,
there was a dress ball,

Shall we stop by there?

Sure. Are you crazy?
We'll definitely stop by.

Come on, let's get up bro.
You're all right, too.

We stuck here. Come on.

A, that boy. Isn't that a thing?
Isn't he our scumbag?

-Oh, he is.
-The kid who made a mess.

What are the soldiers doing around?

What is this? This kid is spoiled.

What happened?

Why are you showing us?

Why are you lying bro?

Looked into my eye and lied.

When did you say "This boy is king,
he can be a king"?

I told you bro. I said don't.

"Look, this boy is obviously noble."
I said.

"Or what's he doing
at the fair?" I said.

Why are you slapping?
Didn't I say Jacques? I said.

Dude, we are at the fair too.
Are we noble? Huh?

Isn't this a folk fair?

Didn't you say yourself? People's fair,
people's fair. Didn't you say?

Didn't you underline it with
a red pen since the morning?

Ok. Why are you beating the king,
Yılmaz?

Is the king beaten?
Such thing seen before?

Boy, did I know he was the king?

I beat the king? I didn't know.

I pity his parents, I warned the child.

Then write something that shows that
he is the king, do something there.

The boy is playing
with his sweatpants on.

Did they put you here because
you beat that b*stard?

You too?

He burned the end of my robe.

How do I know that
he is the French King?

I pushed him a little. Boy, I said go.

Brother, yes.

He knows, he's sane.
"I'm the king", he should say.

Are we to say you are not the king?

His mind sharp. He burned us as a game.
After that we are here.

Oh.

What is the job of
the princes, at the fair?

-Huh!
-His mother is here!

She brought it with her.
That's right though.

I mean,
what are the kids doing around alone?

When the prince is weaned,
you hold it and send it to a sanjak,

he learns about state business.

He can not be wandering around.

Brother, are you Iranian or Ottoman?

I am the Ottoman Ambassador
Şerafettin Efendi.

Yılmaz, Setien, Jacques.

Nice to meet you, man.

Brother, what will happen to us?

They didn't understand
that I was a messenger.

Soon, they will release me.

But I don't know
what will happen to you.

I hope they don't throw it
in the Bastille.

It is such a dungeon
that it is very famous.

They say that only the corpse of
a person can come out of there.

A!

Mr. Şerafettin, when they are
going to let you out like this,

what if you said "These are
also from my delegation"?

I mean, if you weren't dressed
like this, I would help.

But they won't believe when
you have those make-ups like zennes.

What is zenne?

We call those who wear chick outfits
and play at weddings as zenne.

Now take your masculine up
your a*s bro!

What did I say to you?
I said these things are variable,

I said these are fluid terms!

I said those things
are not like you know.

A, they make people like you,
play at weddings!

As a woman. It's not like you know!

It's changing,
it's changing everywhere.

Let go of these things now!

Who owns the pumpkin?

What is it?

I guess he talks about our pumpkin.

Well, was it in a sack?
Was it such a big pumpkin?

Is the pumpkin yours?

We, yes. We actually found
a pumpkin on the way, yes.

Our pumpkin, our pumpkin.

The Queen said,
"Who owns this pumpkin?" asked.

"In the dungeon." we said.

"Get the owner of this pumpkin
immediately." she said.

Well, brother,
did he say from such a positive place?

Or from a more negative place?
Did she say bring it like now?

What should I know bro?

Her Majesty Andodric,
Queen Mother of France and Nawara.

So this pumpkin is yours.

Yes, my Queen.

Aren't you ashamed to bring an ordinary

pumpkin as a gift to
the Queen of France?

We were embarrassed.
My Queen, would we be shameless?

So I've said it over and over.

"Let's not take it,
what are you doing?" I said.

But this Yılmaz friend
of mine insisted.

Why did you insist?

Sorry.

Ma'am, now, for example,

if we bring you a diamond ring,
what does it mean?

We are very rich people,

it means we bought you a diamond ring

with such
a tiny fraction of our wealth.

But we brought you
the most precious thing we have.

So, of course,
forgive us if we made a mistake.

But that is because we do not know.

Is this pumpkin
the most valuable thing you have?

Yes, my Queen.

Pumpkin.

We organize a competition
in the village every four years.

We select the best crop.

Whatever is planted,
might be zucchini, turnips, and beans.

The biggest.

Rather than the biggest, the most
beautiful crop of that year is chosen.

I mean,
we can't just do that with green beans.

Because it is known that the growth
of the bean is already known.

-Does not exceed two fingers.
-Yes, my Queen.

The pumpkin you see here is
this year's champion pumpkin.

This was the first pumpkin.

Normally we eat this as villagers.

But since we are going
to visit you now,

we actually stole it and hid it,
so to speak.

To bring it to you.

I mean, my Queen,

we brought you a gift with a story.

Because I believe that
gifts should have a story.

I believe that too.

If we describe something
in one sentence, it is beautiful.

Now if you could describe
your pumpkin to me in one sentence

I will listen to your concerns.

Sorry. So my Queen.

Of course, with your forgiveness,

I unfortunately do not agree with you,
Ma'am.

I think like this.

Example.
So many things we call beautiful...

...let's take this pumpkin,
for example.

This is a very beautiful
and simple pumpkin.

Let's look at these folds, let's open
it, let's look at the orange inside.

How beautiful and simple, isn't it?

But it is very difficult to
explain the simple, my Queen.

That's why poems are
written and songs are sung.

That's what it's for.

It is actually a very
plain presentation of

great complexity that
is beautiful and simple.

But for example, the ugly hides
behind very complicated ornaments.

I mean, like this one.
Know what I mean?

So my Queen, I can't describe
this gourd in one sentence, yes.

But I can sum it up
in one word if you wish.

Complex.

I declare this simple and
beautiful pumpkin a royal pumpkin.

Take it here.

Now tell me your troubles.

Let me explain, ma'am, like this.

In fact,
Yılmaz has a land outside the city.

We sow it, we reap it.

Actually.

My Queen,
before we came to that subject,

there was something else
we were wondering about.

You know,
you have honored us very much here.

By relying on
your forgiveness and trusting,

-Let me ask you this.
-Don't, don't.

We could not reach
this information because of this.

Our king, mashallah he is very smart.

His eyes are as bright as marbles.

I wonder which Louis
our king was going to be?

We didn't know that.

By God, was it 10?

I'm going to say 10 but...

Namely, actually our previous king.
I mean, your late husband.

Yes, the little boy's father.

Yes. Was the little one's father...

So which Louis was that,
which Louis was it?

If we can know it,
by adding a plus to it

we can actually calculate
our current king.

Believe me, I couldn't get it
right now either. Mazaran?

To me it sounds like 10 or 11.

Aremis?

Your Majesty, it feels like we're
in the 20s to me. Such as 21, 22.

No. No. It hasn't been that far.

Which one was his father really?

So now when you meet your partner

"It's Louis the Eighth, what's up?
How are you?" you're not saying that.

You say "My dear husband,
is Louis here?" you ask.

Actually,
we have to look at the records.

E, we rule a whole kingdom here,
gentlemen...

My Queen, I am also humble,
both by your forgiveness

and by trusting your sincerity.

To you, to the royal family,

I will make a suggestion, humble.

Now, okay.

Let's call the next one,
for example, Louis, but now

let's reduce these Louises gradually,
I mean, humbly.

How should I know, this holy throne

henceforth should sit Henry's,

Francois'es, Charles's.
So let them sit.

Let me tell you this so that
you have it

in the back of your mind.

Are we done?

I do not know. Let's stop for a while.

-Shall we go?
-We'll go if she says go.