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03x03 - Buffet

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "As If". Aired: January 1, 2021.*
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Yilmaz and Ilkkan are two friends who are constantly fighting each other.

03x03 - Buffet

Post by bunniefuu »

İlkkan!

Huh?

Someone is calling you,
named "my grape-eyed".

Oh.

I don't care who is she.

Hello.
Oh, uh-huh.

Kettle ticked.
Did you turn it on Yılmaz?

I did it, but I can't get up at all.

Were you going to make coffee?
I will do it.

I swear, I turned it on without
thinking.

So the rest is up to you.

Who is he talking to at this hour?

Someone called "my grape-eyed".

Brother, grape-eyed must be a nickname.

Brother, come on, eat. Yılmaz!

I've prepared all of those for you!

That water has boiled in the meantime.
Anyone needs it?

İlkkan, do something with that
water so we can drink it. Come on.

Ok brother. Then I'll make a good
cup of coffee and sober you up, ok?

Also what do they say?
First, "Change is as good as rest."

Second,
the unclaimed door opens without a key.

Come on. Go out to the balcony,
brother, I'll join too. Come on!

I must have slept wrong.

Oh.

Hu!

Ersoy,
look, there is this laundry thing.

Let's always put it on
the back balcony, ok?

There's the laundry thing.
Let's always put it back.

Look, this is the front.
So is it a nice sight?

The passerby is looking at us.
To our laundry.

-Ok.
-How beautiful is your skin.

Thank you, Yılmaz. How long have
I been waiting for you to notice?

What are you using bro?

I keep it clean.
That's it, nothing else.

Ersoy,
I'm going to ask you a question, ok?

One, you won't get me wrong.

Two, you will answer correctly.
Please. Look, we're brothers.

Don't slur over.
Tell me straight, ok?

Of course bro. Say it.

Are you doing make-up?

Yılmaz.

I understand why you say
something like that but...

...it's not like that.
-No butts now.

Give me an honest answer.

Yes or no.
Are you wearing make-up or not?

So I don't think it can
be called as make-up.

But I understand very well why you
are asking, Yılmaz, I understand.

What, are you doing make-up?

I'm going with foundation, slightly.

It's so thin, it's like powder.

I don't think it's make-up.

But if you say so, so be it.

I don't think it's make-up or anything.

This is a make-up, in my opinion.

Passing a thin foundation?

No difference in thick or thin.
That's make-up.

It's make-up.

I think make-up is a beautiful thing
on women, but it's your choice.

I'm not going to tell
you what to do now.

I'm not going to walk on you like that,
yell at you, for this reason.

Thank you, İlkkan.

Look, Ersoy,
I agree with you on one thing, brother.

In other words, men also have the right

to make an effort to look beautiful.

Without discriminating as men or women,

a person should do anything to make
himself or herself feel better.

I do not care.

I agree with you on this.

So men can have something like this.

Thank you.

It's not like we said
don't wear make-up at all.

-Let me underline it.
-Thank you.

This is not our right.

Secondly,
let me tell you what pisses me off.

You cover it like this,
you veil it, you hide it.

Could I explain?
You should be expressing it freely.

You should be able to say "I'm
wearing make-up". Could I explain?

Who are you joking with?
This is make-up.

Tell me "I'm wearing make up" and
I'll give you my full support.

I'll give it then.

But why are you doing this?

I am Ersoy, whom you still know, trust,

love and consider as your brother.

I have no change.

I'm just going for a
thin foundation now.

That's all, this is it.

All right, ok.

-Come on.
-Thank you.

It's 06:51.
Get up. Serdar must be at home.

-I am ready.
-Come on.

Shall clean here?

Keep it.
Brother, we will come back anyway.

Alright, we'll be back.

Serdar, this is a very old thing.
That's not how it is.

How?

So this is a fragile thing.
How will you take it?

Serdar,
let's wrap this in a blanket bro.

Is the back of the vehicle
that will take it, open?

Yes. Pickup.

Brother, it's not ok.

We can't carry this from here
to Nazilli in the back of a car.

Anyway, Serdar, I don't feel

comfortable with you going alone.

So what shall we do?
Should we go to Nazilli too?

What's wrong? Let's be with our friend.

Ok. Let's be, of course. Is this?

I'm just saying that nothing
should happen to you.

Yılmaz, look,
all the belongings are gone, brother.

The house is empty, but this is here.

Because it's a precious thing.
They entrusted it to this man.

They said it should be
transported privately.

How many centuries old is this?

Brother,
it will go in the back of the car.

The place to go is Nazilli.
It's not that difficult.

Impossible.
No, Serdar.

You bring a blanket, ok?

Bring a clothesline and
some tape or something.

Let's tie it up carefully, bro.

Do what Ersoy says, Serdar.
He understands these kinds of things.

Ok, so look.
How many centuries is this...

Don't get in my butt.
Take a step back and talk.

Is one box should be
entrusted to Serdar?

Let's stand by.

-Good buffet, huh?
-Beautiful.

Say "Buffet" over and over again,
Ersoy.

It gets so weird.
Look. Buffet, buffet...

-Buffet, buffet, buffet...
-Fast, faster.

-Buffet, buffet, buffet
-No, uh-huh.

Buffet, buffet, buffet...
It's not happening.

That's what I call a buffet, man.

I will stop talking to a
person who claims otherwise!

-What are you saying?
-Are you serious?

I guess so, bro.
I'm so obsessed with things like this.

İlkkan, write down what kind of
person you are on a piece of paper

and let's follow up from there.

I can't catch you anymore.

Are these ok?

Show it to Ersoy.

Shall it be?

Yes.

Ok, if he says so.

Ok.
Wait, let me tie this up nicely now.

-He ties.
-Throw that on.

Stop.

Ok. Come. Look, help me, Serdar.
We do it for you.

What shall we do, I didn't understand?

-Are we going to lay it down?
-No no. Throw it this way.

-Stop. Spread the blankets now. İlkkan.
-Give it.

You have the ropes.

-Is that ok? There is nothing for me.
-Shall we have another one?

You go, ok. There is nothing for you.

Is the vehicle familiar?

Familiar.

Brother, do not entrust such
a piece to an unknown man.

I still don't feel comfortable
with you going alone, Serdar.

İlkkan, why are you persistently
trying to go to Nazilli?

Is there really anything we don't know,
other than the security of buffet?

Well,
my beautiful brother, look at this.

Who knows how many hundred
thousand liras this piece worth.

So it's perfectly natural
to be worried, right?

No no.
Brother, somebody I know will come.

Brother Abdullah will come.

By God, my aunt already nag at me,
so she said, "Be careful".

-Is it your aunt's buffet?
-Ha?

Your aunts?

Ha, yes, yes.

Hah, he's coming.

Selamunaleykum bro.

Hello.
Uh, we were expecting brother Abdullah?

Brother Abdullah can't come.
I will take it.

How? But we talked to him.

Brother Abdullah said,
"I will come myself".

Brother, they took Abdullah brother's
wife for delivery. Called me.

"You go there", he said.
That's why I came.

Anyway, after I drop you off
in Nazilli, I will go to İzmir.

-What's your name?
-Şahin, brother.

-Let's load it on the car.
-Thanks.

Are we ready?

-Come on, tie it up.
-Is this the buffet?

Yes, look at this one. How is it?

-Brother, I swear it's very good.
-It's beautiful.

Looks like a pretty expensive buffet.
It should be tied well.

-Brother...
-We got it, brother. Gee.

Will you excuse us?
Let's have a talk among ourselves.

-Sorry.
-What's going on?

What's going on?

Serdar, not like this, brother.
You are not going alone.

Lad,
brother Abdullah sent the man, so what?

If brother Abdullah sent him,
he trusts him.

Brother, you are not aware of the value
of the buffet you are going to carry.

Look, I'm not comfortable at all, man.

Let's go and stand by our buffet.

Then let's hand it over nicely.
And then relieve.

Bro, brother Abdullah
sent the child already.

Why are you making him feel suspicious?

If brother Abdullah sent him,
it's over.

Serdar, didn't you say it yourself?

Didn't you say "I wouldn't do
anything without Abdullah's consent?"

No. Not exactly.

But didn't you speak in that way,
in that sense?

If Abdullah sent it, it's ok.

That means I don't have any
question marks in my mind.

Especially think of Serdar.

Who knows how comfortable
it is for you, right Serdar?

You feel at ease.

Brother, who is this Abdullah brother?

What's the reason of this unquestioned
trust?

Everyone has a price, Yılmaz.

İlkkan,
I'll make this young lad f*ck you.

Yılmaz. What are you doing?

Ssh! Guys, one second. Ok.

Yılmaz, what's going on?

He's forming a such sentence that...

Ok, stop.

Ok. Look guys, let's do like this.

Let's do as İlkkan said.

-Huh.
-So now...

Now I didn't feel comfortable either,
got it?

Of course bro.

Here we go,
we'll deliver our buffet and come back.

So if it's a day trip, I'll come too.
Because I have a dentist appointment.

Yes brother. So, we left the buffet.

We can even have a
nice meal in Nazilli.

Then return, huh Serdar?

Ok. Brother, you f*ck off.
I'm going home, ok?

Yılmaz, don't do it, please.

It's a day trip. For a change.

I have a dentist appointment,
we'll be back.

We'll get our things done.

We'll get out,
get on our bus, and come back.

-That's it.
-Yes.

I... Oh! bro. I didn't wake up
like I could go to Nazilli today.

So I don't want to go to Nazilli.

Yılmaz,
you can't do this to Serdar, brother.

You can do it to everybody, but Serdar.

Yılmaz, think about it.

You, me, Ersoy, Serdar, Şahin.

This crew is like going for a
roadtrip to Nazilli! Come on.

Are we going bro?

Wait a second, he's thinking.

We are coming, we are coming.

Alright.

Wow! Yılmaz. We don't say that we
did not experience such a thing.

We had such a journey with you.

If I said I didn't experience it,
It wouldn't bother me that much.

That's one of the things I'd say
"We should have not experienced it."

Intercity travel in the
safe of the pickup truck.

With an amazing buffet.

Son, what kind of life partner are you?

Am I a life partner?

[song] This world does
not end in trouble

[song] Life is not enough to solve

[song] The days gone by don't come back

From here you will turn left.

[song] Look at tomorrow, not yesterday

[song] Be cheerful, chill out!

[song] Some say love, some say destiny

[song] A little joy a little sorrow

[song] It came like
this and goes like this

[song] Never mind the fortune,
look at the warlock

[song] Be cheerful, chill out

[song] Chill out, chill out

[song] Be cheerful, chill out

[song] Is anyone dying for you

[song] Is there anyone
who loves from the heart?

[song] Does anyone know your worth?

[song] Don't look at the sorrow,
look at the cure

[song] Be cheerful, chill out

Wow my Şahin. Go carefully, ok?

Look, we need you.
Look, this country needs...

honest and brave young people like you.
-Hold, hold it like this.

Many greetings to our aunt Suzan,
mother Dudu, grandfather Şeker.

-f*ck off man.
-You have become our luck, Şahin.

Come on, go. Soundly.

Thank you bro.
Don't mention it. Take it easy bro.

-Man, man!
-Thank you, brother.

Come on, let your way be clear.

Son, you don't hit a driving car.
It means stop.

Gee. Where is this woman?

What happened bro?

My aunt isn't at home.
I'm calling, she is not answering.

Didn't she know the buffet was coming?

Wouldn't she? We've only been
talking buffets for four months.

So?

Ugh! Gee!

Youth. Are you Suna's nephews?

Yes brother. They're not at home
either. Do you have any information?

They went to the thermal
spring this morning hurriedly.

She said, "My nephew will come.
If I don't come back,

he should call his uncle Şükrü."

Oh aunt. Oh aunt.

Thank you uncle.

The buffet is very nice.

Thanks.

Ugh!

What happened, Serdar?

He doesn't answer.
Uncle Şükrü doesn't answer either.

Ok. Serdar,
don't stress yourself right away.

Don't think of the worst.

Serdar, don't call evil.
They'll call you back soon.

No. Brother, I'm not calling anything.
We've come all this way.

We are waiting here like idiots,
it bothered me.

Ok. Don't do anything.
Let's have a tea over there.

You are right. Bring this but ok?

This buffet is an expensive buffet,
huh. Antique.

-Yes, uncle.
-An expensive buffet.

-Selamunaleykum bro.
-He loved the buffet.

-Come on, brother.
-How should we?

-Let's just pull over.
-Let me get one.

-I lifted.
-Give me, give it to me.

Ok, I got it.

Finally we could sit on our a*s.
We were on the trailer.

For the sake of coming to Nazilli.

I mean, there is a pain as if someone
has stuck a screwdriver in my tail end.

Oh yeah. Yılmaz, I'm sorry, brother.

By God, look, it's because of me.

And because of the
stupidity of my relatives,

I made you wait here like this.
I'm embarrassed.

Serdar, don't be silly.
Is there such a thing?

Yılmaz didn't say because of that.
-Yeah.

Of course dear. Look, here's our tea,
the weather is nice. What else? Huh?

No, Ersoy, thank you very much.

I mean, you are a very well-intentioned
man, but I am very embarrassed.

By God, look, I'm angry. I mean,
you got up and came all the way from

Istanbul for me, brother. I'm holding
a buffet watch for you here now.

Of course we will watch it.
What's wrong with that?

My Serdar, please.
It is alright bro.

The important thing is
that we are here together.

So we are in Nazilli, or here and
there. What is the difference?

This is what matters.
There is no problem for us, man.

No matter what anyone says,
there is no problem bro.

Thank you guys.

İlkkan, are you nervous?
Or did you take on such an identity?

What does it matter? I'm fine.

No. I know you well, I understand you.

No.

You have something.

There is nothing, man.

Bullshit.
Anyway ok. We will speak later.

-There is.
-There is.

Look, he is burnt. He was under
the sun since the beginning.

That's why.

Ersoy, bro, did your blood
pressure drop or something?

You have turned white like this.

No.
Brother, I'm fine. I'm fine, thanks.

Ersoy wears very,
very light make-up, Serdar.

What kind of?

There is nothing to exaggerate. I
pass a thin coat of powder, that's it.

That's it. Don't listen to him.

I think men need to take care

of themselves anyway, Serdar.

I think like this.

That's right, brother.
That's not a wrong thought.

Why didn't you answer?

No. Brother, it's not a big deal.
I'll talk later.

Speak, here we stand.

I don't want to talk, bro.

What happened, who called?

I know it. "Grape-eyed" called.

-Who called bro?
-Grape-eyed.

İlkkan has been seeing a grape-eyed
person for a while, Serdar.

Wow! Well done bro.
You don't mention it at all.

No. Brother, it's no big deal.

It's just random.
I'll talk to her later, sometime.

Ha, good luck.

Look! Look at my İlkkan.
This is the man, man.

Let him fell in love, let him care,
let him be loved. That's him!

I love you so much, İlkkan.

Come give me a hug. Let's give a hug.

-Man.
-Brother, ok, look.

I am doing something like this.

-We are looking for a locksmith now.
-Huh.

We bring it, we open it.
We open the door.

Look bro, people got interested.

Open the house bro. Let's put
the buffet. Then let's go, bro.

Isn't the point that
the buffet got here?

Are we going to wait like this?

So I think you're squeezing
yourself a little too much, Serdar.

No. Brother.

We sit very well, as Ersoy said.

"Nazilli Locksmith."

Brother, why are we opening the house?

We stayed outside.

Don't ask. We brought a buffet
to my aunt from Istanbul.

And we were at the door.

Brother,
is it possible to be someone inside?

How?

Brother,
I can't open this door like this.

So in such cases,
it's either your identity or a document

that shows that the house belongs
to you or something needed.

Or a police officer needs to accompany.

Brother, the house is my aunt's house.

-My aunt knows I'm coming.
-Of course. Surely it is.

But unfortunately, we can not take
this risk in any negative situation.

What if there is a dead person inside,
for example.

I don't think it's dead inside.
Huh, Serdar?

No bro.

My brother.
Will you open that door, brother?

-It's not possible with such a risk.
-Yılmaz. Yılmaz.

-What are we going to do now?
-Come.

If the police officer comes
and accompanies, it's fine.

-Brother, I'm landing it.
-Brother, nothing risky.

You will open the door, we will
put the buffet at my aunt's house.

The police will come, brother.

-He insists on police.
-What police?

It's our aunt's house bro, open it.

Brother, look, there is no ID,
no document. It is not ethical.

-Is it unethical?
-It is not ethical.

Is there a legal obstacle,
or it's unethical?

It is not ethical.

Dude, if it's not ethical,
open the door and let's get in.

Gee! My brother, it is a torment.

-I swear it is a torment.
-I came to open it, brother.

Ugh!
Ok. Serdar, then this is it. Calm down.

Call the police.

Come on bro.
Ugh! Whatever we do, we do.

My god. Will it stay here like this?

-No way. Is there such a thing?
-You take it down.

Are we waiting for the police here,
brother?

Get down, wait downstairs.

Let's get down bro. Let's get down bro.
Let's get this down bro.

Let's get that down too.

You're going to break it, stop.

I am calm!

-You handle it bro.
-Ok brother.

-We'll handle it.
-You lay that down on me.

What will we do with these and those?

Brother, take these blankets.

Do I carry it too, brother?

Brother, you will carry the blanket.
Nothing gonna happen, don't worry.

Brother, you are so nervous.

-Sorry.
-Ersoy, keep this for God's sake.

We came from Istanbul.

İlkkan, please come over.

-What's going on bro?
-What's wrong with you?

I have nothing, man.
I'm fine.

What's wrong with you?

Look, son, weren't you
texting with the grape-eyed?

What happened that made
you not answer the call?

What's going on with you?

Brother, nothing is wrong.
There is nothing.

There is something son, tell me!

Brother, It's nothing, brother.
Well, anyway.

Dude, tell me this.
What's happening? Tell me.

Yılmaz.

Brother, we have never seen
each other with this girl.

How could you do without seeing?

Brother, we were talking on the
internet, in one "chat" sites.

Then we said that it's fine like that,
it has a mystery.

Let's protect this.
We said let's do 'blind date'.

-Blind dating?
-Yes.

What happened then?
So, is this girl video calling you now?

That's why you are not answering?

No, bro...

But the buffet is really nice.

Look, I'll tell you.

The evil eye will touch.

We're not going to argue, ok?

Look, I'm begging.

Brother, I'm dealing with
your problem right now.

So please. I can even promise.
-Ok.

So just tell me the issue.

Am I understood?

Ok, I'm telling.

-Tell me.
-Ok.

Brother,
we were going to meet in Nazilli today.

Because she lives in Izmir.

I said,
"I'm already coming to Nazilli."

"See you there" I said.
"Ok", she replied.

İlkkan,
what a nice coincidence.

Incredible.

We are in Nazilli too. A!

I'm amazed! A! A!

Brother, that's what I'm telling.
Why am I saying that now?

I beg you. Please let's not argue now.

Another time, Yılmaz.
I'm not in the mood right now.

Incredible.
İlkkan, so you are a bright twat.

I swear.

Brother, look, I'm saying it again.

I beg you, don't come at me, ok?

I am not well.

I wasn't expecting this much.

Look, I'm scared to meet the girl.

Brother, I don't feel well at all.

Come on!
I wish we hadn't come here.

I wish I had never come!
I had never called the girl either.

f*ck you. Go choke on your own sh*t.

Why did we come?

We are here too.

What are you talking about? Ha?

Ersoy, one second. A minute.

I need to digest the matter too.
Hold on a second.

Look İlkkan, come on, put us aside.

We always fight with you, it's ok.

We have time.

It's a shame to make a
woman come to Nazilli

from all the way down to Izmir,

and not answering her video
call out of your insecurity.

Ok. I know I know!

But here it is, man.

Brother, ugh! Yılmaz. Ok. Shush!

What woman? Who?

Grape-Eyed.

Is Grape-Eyed in Nazilli?

She came from İzmir.

How was it? We came to Nazilli too.

Isn't it, Ersoy?
Look at the coincidence. Isn't it?

God almighty, brought Grape-Eyed
and İlkkan together in Nazilli.

You tricked us, İlkkan?

Ersoy, please, brother. Let's
talk another time, ok? Not now.

He is afraid to meet the girl.

They have never seen each other.
For that reason.

How come, without seeing it?

Where would you meet?

Brother, there is a cafe in the bazaar.

Chat Chat Cafe.
We said we'll meet there.

She would be wearing a green t-shirt.
"I'll wear these sandals too," I said.

Is that why you wore these
lousy disgraceful things?

Yes.

God damn you!

Isn't it shameful?

You bring the girl from there
to here and stand her up.

Put us aside.

I said the same thing.
I've been saying it for two hours.

Ersoy, look,
we're friends with a terrible person

and it's like we're
destined to love him.

So can I explain?
sh*t is running on his face,

sh*t is running off your face.

But really. This is dirty move, İlkkan.

Whatever you do, go meet with the girl.

-Son, you...
-Don't be dishonest.

Son, don't be dishonest.

Don't judge me without listening!

Don't shout!

Hands off! Tell me if İlkkan
knows something for once.

Hands off!

Look, my reasons are...

Listen to us!

My head is on fire, man.

First, I have a bad head tan
on the way here in the truck.

Two, I am sweaty.

I'm a mess so I'm not in a position
to meet anyone right now, ok?

Three, because of these sandals,
I rubbed my thumb

on that f*ck' buffet, it bruised. ok?

Four,
I'm already in a city I don't know.

The tension of this
is already too much.

I've been dealing with this for hours.

Five, this is a complicated matter,
but let me try to explain it to you.

I was going to use her
as a side chick

to make my real crush jealous.

I was going to take some
pictures with her now.

To make Melisa jealous.

But here we are on the way, brother,

after three hundred
kilometers or so to Istanbul.

Then, somewhere around Karacabey,
Melisa sent a message.

"İlkkan," she said, "Look, let this
be end. Come to me tonight" she said.

So I...
We were already on our way, brother.

What should I do, return the car?

We had Serdar too. That's why we came.

You know, this girl was
already wasted in Karacabey.

Did grape-eyed go to waste?

Brother, of course! Now I can't risk
Melisa by dating with Grape-Eyed.

Sorry.

İlkkan, so I never listened to you.

But I think you are wrong. Ugh!

Everything that comes out
of your mouth is so bad.

Brother, look at the result. So
you yelled so much, you idiot.

What is the result, Ersoy?
What is the result İlkkan?

You know what the result is?

You're on the verge of breaking
a young girl's heart, bro.

Could I explain?
My request from you is this.

Don't bring us home with
these awful feelings.

Let's not come back with
this shitty feeling, ok?

Dude, what have I been
counting on you since then? Ha?

I listed my reasons for you, brother.

Don't speak without knowing once.

Besides,
I already have a very civilized

heart-taking plan in my head, brother.

I have a very civilized
reconciliation plan in mind.

"We are not who people want us to be.

We are who we decide
to be" Paulo Coelho.

Ssh... What's going on guys?
Is there a problem?

Serdar, where is the police?

Brother,
don't you have a drill or something?

I forgot the drill at home, bro.

It's like a joke. You called the worst
locksmith of the whole of Nazilli.

So don't look like that, Emrah.
You are bad bro.

I mean, your father was fine,
but you're not. Accept this.

Brother, if you can open this door,
we do not look at it as good or bad.

So you can be comfortable with that.

Brother, of course I'll open it.

But I wish there weren't
such depressing comments.

-Come.
-For God's sake.

Why should I slander a locksmith?

-Shall I stand it?
-Yes, yes.

-For your own good, Emrah.
-Bring it bro.

-I stand it.
-Come.

So your father wanted to give you to
the barber, but you left stubbornly,

"I'm going to be a locksmith, I'm going
to be a locksmith!"

Here is the locksmith.

What's happening?

-Brother, screw this sh*t.
-See.

-What's happening?
-Why are you being resentful?

-Or...
-You.

Would you be a little stronger?

Help friends as a great police officer.

Find yourself an amazing locksmith,
open the door bro.

-Now look.
-Oh!

Brother, we have things to do!

But don't do it like that.

No, no brother.
It's not going to happen.

Would you stop this?

-No bro.
-Where are you going?

I'm going bro. Open my way.

Brother, it's a two minute job.
Open it and then go.

No bro. You've already
done worse than beating me.

-He is insulting to my profession.
-Ok. Call it.

Call, call your Uncle Şükrü again.

Brother, we are suffering this way.

Brother, no.
This is a delicate profession. Leave.

Brother,
discuss it among yourselves later.

-Oh, just hold on.
-You handle us over there.

We are suffering.

-Brother, I can't go out.
-Pass through, f*ck off!

Do not shout.

Brother, it's a shame.
I swear, shame on you for what you did.

I have never seen such a
ridiculous thing in my life.

We can't get one service here,
we can't get a simple service.

You are like a joke.

I forgot my stuff out of anger.

Can you give this? Serdar.

Take it bro.
Get it, get it. You don't have a drill.

Why are you carrying it's box?

Come. Take another feet. Come.

-Is it ok?
-Uh huh. Good after that.

-Let's lean like this.
-Shall I leave here?

Let go bro.
Exactly here. Let's lean like this.

-f*ck it.
-Throw it, brother.

Yılmaz, what's going on bro?
Didn't the door open?

They couldn't.

-Why?
-I am calling Uncle Şükrü.

The man couldn't open it.

-Oh!
-He couldn't open it.

Brother, are we stuck in Nazilli now?

-Selamunaleykum.
-Aleykumselam.

Ersoy. Come this way.

I'm going to go saying
that I gotta pee.

I'll pick up İlkkan's girl
and bring her here, ok?

Brother, don't. İlkkan would get
into a very difficult situation.

My beautiful brother,
you are in Nazilli right now.

I am currently in Nazilli.
Do not show mercy to this dog.

He doesn't understand mercy.
Know what I mean?

You will have a girl come
from Izmir to Nazilli,

She will call and you are not going
to answer, who the hell are you?

Who are you?

Brother, I don't know.

Don't say I don't know. Support me.

Brother, how can I support you?

You have to support me.

Ok, do what you are doing.
Don't bring me in.

I'm going to a toilet.
Do you want something?

No bro, thanks.

Any progress?

No. He doesn't answer bro.
Uncle Şükrü doesn't answer either.

Where Yılmaz? What's happening?

I'm going to the toilet.

Ok. Go over there.

I need a more tidy place.

Selamunaleykum.

Aleykumselam, welcome.

We don't have any vacancies bro.

-Isn't this Chat Chat Cafe, brother?
-Yes that's true. Chat Chat Cafe.

Mrs. Ceylin. Is not it?

İlkkan?

No, I am here on behalf
of İlkkan Yedinci.

Sorry. I made you wait a bit though.

İlkkan,
you never described yourself like that.

It's such a shame, isn't it? You said
I'm tall. You said you have a beard.

No.

I can't believe you
lied to me for months!

You got it wrong. I am the first...

-Sorry...
-I'm İlkkan...

While I was waiting to meet a nice guy,

you came up with something like a bug.

I'm a nice guy too, anyway.

I am not İlkkan.

I can't believe you've been
lying to me for months.

Well, I'm not İlkkan!
I've been saying no for two hours. A!

Then who are you bro?

I said I came on behalf of
İlkkan Yedinci. I am a friend of his.

A! I never liked you either.

You're like sh*t. So what is it?

I don't know why you have insulted me.

-It's not ok.
-I'm sorry.

I'm here to take you
to İlkkan Yedinci.

Let's go. Do you owe here?

-No. I owe nothing.
-Ok. Please follow me.

-Come. Serdar.
-Wait a minute.

-Get out bro.
-Ok, brother.

Let's put that there.
and not take it again.

-İlkkan, see who did I bring you.
-Brother, leave.

Who bro? What are you saying?

Hi İlkkan.

-Welcome.
-Surprise.

Thank you.
Yılmaz bring me here, thanks to him.

Come here.

Your panel must have taken a long time.
You didn't even inform me.

If you had told me that your
assistant will pick me up...

I'm really sorry. Sorry.

I couldn't return your calls.
Because it's the panel, you know.

What are you saying son?
Panel or something...

How so?

Serdar,
I was invited to the panel here today.

-Really?
-They invited me as a speaker.

What did you talk about at the panel?

-What does panel mean, brother?
-I will tell you later, Ersoy.

Can you tell me what
were you talking about?

Dude, it's boring stuff. What is
the need to open this topic now?

Tell me.

İlkkan, I'm curious too. Tell us.

So they called me to talk
about Spinoza's Ethics.

That's it, boring stuff.

To Nazilli?

Yes brother, to Nazilli.

They called you?

-Spinoza...
-I'll tell you about that too.

-Would you like tea, Ceylin?
-Sure.

Will you have a cup of tea for us,
brother?

How beautiful is this buffet.
Whose is this?

Serdar's.

-Hm.
-From Istanbul,

he was bringing the
buffet here to Nazilli.

That's how we came across to him,
so that's it.

-Really?
-That's very interesting.

It was very, very interesting indeed.

How nice.

Oh!

So Ceylin, what are you doing?

-I'm a digital content producer.
-Good.

Lovely.
Where, in an institution or something?

-An institution?
-Who is Serdar?

It's me.

Halil İbrahim called. Uncle Şükrü
had an accident on the highway.

-What!
-How? What accident bro?

Your uncle is fine.
I swear it's a miracle.

How did the accident happen?
Tell me.

Here they were on the
highway with friends.

Nine people in a van.

On the way, they were
approaching a facility.

At that time, they were discussing
"Shall we eat Manisa meatball?

They couldn't decide
whether to eat or not.

When they were close to the facility,
They said,

"Let's eat a Manisa meatball."

Of course, when he breaks the
steering wheel at the last moment.

With the speed of 150km/h,
they made eleven somersaults.

How is my uncle?

Only Şükrü get out alive.

Even my hair isn't messed up, he said.
According to his own words.

So eight people died?

Eight people died.
Şükrü is fine. In summary.

His phone and stuff are missing,
if you tried to call him.

Won't I?
I've been calling him since morning.

Brother, who counted those eleven
somersaults? So how do we know?

They counted on camera.

It's not exactly eleven somersaults,
it's actually ten and a half.

How it is?

Here the vehicle rolls over,

then the last somersault is
not a complete somersault.

The police rounded it to eleven.

Brother,
which hospital is my uncle in now?

Your uncle is fine. They will check him
up.

He will return in half an hour.

Well, thank goodness.

Oh, thank you very much. By God.

What is this? Something
stupid like that? Oh boy...

What a nice buffet.

My aunt doesn't know. My aunt
Suna doesn't know anything.

Ceylin, I know we just met,

but I was wondering,

Can I take a look at your make-up bag?

Of course, of course. Get it.

-Can I borrow foundation?
-There's powder there.

Let it be.

Ersoy, what are you talking about?

What's this?

What are you doing?
Let go of the girl's powder.

Let him use it, what will happen?

It's not hygienic, Ceylin.
How should we know,

so maybe you have a skin disease?

Which one of you is Serdar?

I am.

Brother,
your Uncle Şükrü sent these keys.

-Get well soon.
-Unfortunately, we just lost him.

Sorry for your loss.

Brother, there is something
wrong with this information.

How did we lose him bro?
Dude just said it.

"Even his hair is intact," he said.
He might not be my uncle Şükrü.

My friend, the man was on his way here.

He fell to the ground in an instant.

They tried to get him back to life,
but they could not save him.

Right at the beginning of that street.

Brother, look, how is it?

Why would a man fall to
the ground out of the blue?

Someone who tried to help him told.

He's probably got a blood clot.
So he's clotted.

If he would take three more steps,
you could've see the man.

What happened to us, Serdar?

Yılmaz, this is... Isn't this a joke?

Brother, condolences.

-Oh...
-My condolences.

Brother, we... We were just going
to bring a buffet to my aunt.

You know, that's the point isn't it?

Brother, condolences. Sorry.

Ersoy, what are you doing?

The man was said to be ok,
but why did it happen?

I did not understand too.

Brother, what happened now?

Ceylin, will you leave?
Don't provoke my friend.

Oh my Serdar.

That's what is written for today,
Serdar.

It's not like that.

Today, we had to come to
Nazilli and suffer from this.

Let go of that.
Serdar is crying, brother. Cut it out.

Wow my Serdar. Oh, my brother.

I'll f*ck your make-up
and your stuff too!

What are you doing? Are you stupid?

Ceylin, talk to my friends properly!

f*ck you and your friends too!

What am I doing here anyway? Ugh!

Speak properly!
Nobody f*ck my friends!

I never liked you Ceylin, ok?

-Sit properly.
-Brother, sit.

You can't talk to me like that.
Be respectful.

I can talk to you as I want.

Will I be respectful to you?

You told me I am grape-eyed.
It is not even close.

You said my hair is like a baby,
It's not.

You said I'm 1.70 tall.
That's a lie too.

Why are you crying man?

Look at yourself! Mountain bear!

You have a weird face
but you don't like me.

-You are an immoral person!
-Ersoy, collect these items!

There is pain!

-Ok!
-There is pain! The man has a funeral!

Ok. Ersoy, shut up too!

Brother, come sit down.

What I dislike
the most about a lady is fraud.

Shut up and sit!

Why are you crying?

f*ck your 'blind date'!

-Why are you crying?
-Dishonest man! For months...

How foulmouthed are you.

You started to cry very often.

How immoral!

Does this suit to a woman?

Does it suit a lady?
God damn it!

Shut it!

Shame on the time I wasted on you!

Yılmaz! We came,
from Izmir, still it didn't happen!

It still didn't happen! It doesn't
happen, it doesn't happen, it doesn't!

What panel is there in
Nazilli anyway, bro?

We didn't get off to
a good start with you, yes.

But I don't think it
was a complete break.

Do you know how magnificent
stories begin, Ceylin?

Either someone comes to
town or someone leaves town.

Or one stops in town.

By coming to Nazilli, by stopping
here for a while, and by going

from Nazilli, I put us on a very
difficult but glorious path.

That's why Ceylin,
you and I will never, never...