01x01 - Down To Fck?

[bunniefuu]

♪ Okay, we are not
playing the same ♪

♪ No, we not looking to change

♪ Hand on the wheel

♪ They don't be
liking the drive ♪

♪ Boy, you should
stay in your lane ♪

♪ Foot on the gas

♪ I do not care if I crash

♪ Long as I stick to the plan

♪ What is the plan

♪ I cannot lie for none of you

♪ Long as I know who I am

♪ I'm in control

♪ God got his hand on my soul

♪ And if I landin'
he got the remote ♪

♪ Made it as far as
a miracle, miracle ♪

♪ Anything less is
cynical, cynical ♪

♪ Saying the truth, I can't
lie in your interview ♪

♪ Tell the truth, are you
lying with your interview ♪

♪ And you're acting
so overcritical ♪

♪ And control nothing
more than the minimum ♪

♪ Can't stop now

- Oh.
[sighing] Gee,

where are these b*tches at?

- I don't know.

They always late.

- Gee, that's your friends.

[Reign sighing]
All right, Reign, time's up.

No sign of Mahogany or Shower?

Pay me my money.

- Oh my God, I thought
by inviting Shower,

they would be on time.

- Not with Mahogany's
slow-a*s driving.

Double or nothing.

- Do it look like
I need your money?

- No, but on my teacher's
salary, I could sure use yours.

[Reign sighing]
- And what the f*ck is this?

Make sure my sh*t is in
Harriet Tubmans next time.

- Hey-
[women chatting]

- Ah, there you there!
- Ow, ow, ow,

ow, ow!
- Sorry.

- We've been waiting on
y'all for like two hours.

- Misha said 12 minutes.

- Same difference.

It's embarrassing.

- It's a line, y'all.

Everybody just relax.

- At this rate, we might
as well be standing

under the tent
collecting quarters.

- Well, at least I'm
not wearing heels.

- You barely wearing
heels yourself, okay?

- b*tch, I'm
wearing four inches.

- [All] Four?

- Ah, you know what?

- Oh my God, we definitely
not getting in now.

- Yellow and purple.

Come on over here.

- Huh?

- Now, that's why
we not getting in.

- You didn't tell us to dress

like hoochie mamas.
- Here you go.

- Please hold.

Let me see what I can do.

Nicole!

- Misha!

- So good to see you.
- I'm so glad you came.

- That's what he said.
[both laughing]

- Well, that's the point.

- So, I brought three
friends with me.

- Oh, okay, the
more the merrier.

- Great.

- What wrist bands do you need?

Single, taken, it's
complicated, or down to f*ck?

- You know what type
of wrist bands I need.

- Mm, I know what
time you're on.

- Okay.

All right, let me make sure
they on the same type of time,.

I'll be back. [laughing]

- All right.

- Okay.

Anyways, I came through
with them VIP bands.

- Okay.
- Yes?

- Let's go.

Now, before we get in, though,

I want everybody to
have a good time.

Shyra, please try to
keep an open mind.

- Girl, give me
my damn wristband.

- Hold on.

Reign, keep that tab
and your wallet open

at all times.
- You know I will.

- Mahogany?
- Yes.

- Crate them legs open, please.

[Reign laughing]
Let's go.

- Come on!

- Oh, I hear the music!

[all cheering]

- Having fun!
- It's about to be lit!

[all chatting]

This party is about
to be lit, yeah!

[upbeat pop music]

What was the line for outside?

Oh.
- I mentioned

an intimate FaceTime date for

this?

- Misha, what kind
of party is this?

- And where is the VIP station?

- Let's go get some
drinks. [laughing]

- Come on, y'all,
let's go drink.

- You hangin', we stayin'.

You playin', we stayin'.

- Hey!

- Yeah, you playin', we stayin'!

- Hey!

Let's get full
shots to Don Julio.

A margarita for each of us.

And let's stick with
the top stuff tequila.

We gonna do that cheap sh*t.

- Right.
- Like we are

severely allergic,
and keep the tab open.

And can you have everything
sent over to the VIP section?

- No VIPs.

- Excuse me, what?

- Misha, oh my God!

The deejay is so good in here.

- Misha, why are you
always bringing us

in some bullshit?
- You're always bringing us

to this.
- They got some good drinks

in this club.

- I'm going to the bathroom.

- Mm.

[shoes clicking]
[slow pop music]

[woman gasping]

- Oh, sh*t!

♪ Yes, now I wrap the O

♪ What you know,
by the west side ♪

♪ I just bought a
wig all in cash ♪

♪ Live my best life

- What kind of freak show
did you lure us into?

- Uh, excuse me.

But remember last year
when I snuck y'all a*s

into the damn
rolling loud concert

and almost broke my damn arm?

- Mm-hm.
- Yes.

- That was me earning my
no questions asked passed.

All right?

And I'm cashing in
on that this evening.

- Wait, no, no.

- I signed us up for the
first 50 date edition.

- What?
- Wait, what?

- Everybody raise your glasses.

You heard me.

sh*t.

Raise your glasses.

Come on now.

Repeat after me.

No questions asked.

- No questions asked.
- Cheers, cheers.

[glasses clinking]
I love it here.

Ain't these shots good?

Go ahead, drink your shot.

[upbeat electronic music]

- Thank you, I appreciate it.

It's Italian.

Stitch.

One of one.

I can teach you a lot of
things you don't know.

- Like what?

- You a squirter?
♪ I been thinking

♪ I been thinking
[hand slapping]

♪ I been thinking,
I been thinking ♪

♪ Thinking about you

- What's your relationship
like with your father?

- Ew!

♪ Oh, listen now, they're
here with me, oh ♪

- So you don't see the value
of a strong Black woman

by your side forever?

♪ No, they can't forget

♪ It's only you,
you, you, you, you ♪

- Hey, come on, let me
hold something, Baby.

I need the money.

My phone's just got cut off,

and my mom really been
trying to reach me.

♪ I been thinking
about ya, boy ♪

- Come on, don't do
nothing like that.

I told you I was
gonna get you back.

♪ Yeah, yeah, all
I think about ♪

♪ Is you, boy
- This is the last time

we let you pick the concert.

No questions asked, my a*s.

- I had a good time.

- But thank God I'm
off the market, y'all.

I swear the dating pool
in LA has pee in it.

- Ugh.
- Yeah.

- Like you smell
that sh*t in here?

- Yeah, it smell
like this carpet.

- I've been to Chicago,
ATL, DC, even LA

and all the other
abbreviated cities.

They all got pee
in the pool, okay?

I got standards.

- Girl, f*ck y'all standards.

What you need is some d*ck.

Girl, I saw the way
you were deep throating

that damn Popsicle
the other day.

Watched your damn tonsils
doing the Cha Cha Slide.

You need some d*ck.
- Oh my God, Misha.

- That's what you need, please.

- Okay, you know what?

I'll stick to old fashioned
dating, thank you very much.

- Yeah, 'cause that's been
working out great for you.

- Mm, whatever.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where you going?

I'm about to leave in a minute.

We all should just
leave together.

- [laughing] I'm grown, okay.
- Oh.

- And the night is still young,

and I'm not gonna let all
of this go to waste, okay?

I'm gonna go somewhere else
where the drinks ain't cheap

and the n*gg*s ain't broke.

- Well you for damn sure
ain't talking about me, Baby.

- Wait, wait, wait, you
leaving, I'm leaving too.

- Oh, Shyra, I'll take you home.

Mahogany, just hit us
up in a group chat.

Let us know you got home safe.

- No thank you, Misha.

I got Uber, girl, and I'm
definitely not letting y'all two

drag me to this
raggedy-a*s function again.

Goodbye.

- Tough crowd.

- Oh my God, this bill is $300.

Do you know how much a*s
I'm gonna have to sell

to pay this off?

- On the next episode
of "Growing Up Rich."

- Girl, I am serious.

My daddy cut me off
earlier this week.

- In traffic?

- No, b*tch, cut me off
like cut me the f*ck off.

- Oh.
- Daddy being stingy

with the coin,
but you know what?

I got options, huh?

- Oh, okay.

What do options look like?

- We about to see.

'Cause as long as
I look this fine,

I ain't got nothing
to worry about.

Come on, let's go drink.

♪ The sky turns gray

♪ It's a firey display

♪ Of red and gold and feels
like the day I fell for you ♪

♪ So what will you do when
the sun begins to fall ♪

- Excuse me.

Oh, oh, excuse me.

Can I get a vodka
tonic, hold the tonic.

It's been a long night.

- You got it.
- Thank you. [sighing]

- This is from the lady
in the Baby blue dress.

- [laughing] Oh my God.

- What?

You mad she beat
you to the punch?

- Oh please, no.

I just don't know when
women got so bold about it.

- Yeah, about what?

- Trying to f*ck a
complete stranger.

- How you know she
want to f*ck me?

Yo, so, how would
you usually go about

trying to f*ck a
complete stranger?

- [laughing] I don't
f*ck strangers.

I'm not that girl.

- Are you sure?

- Yes.
- I mean,

I've seen the way
you looked at me.

- Nah, I was checking
out your suit.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's an Espera.

Haven't seen that one before.

It must be from his
newest collection.

- So you went into
the fashion, huh?

- Something like that.

I'm just a punching bag
for a raging lunatic.

One of the youngest
self-made Black women

since Madam C.J. Walker,
and she is a psycho.

- Fabiola Ford?

- Yeah.

How did you know, wait,
[shoes clicking]

does your girlfriend shop

with Tres Spa?
- Hey, kids.

Is this seat taken?

- Oh, what's going on?

- [Woman] Nothing much.

How's your night going?

- [laughing] Good night.

- Yeah, it ain't
good 'cause of you.

- Okay, well you Babysit us.

So are you gonna get that?
- Oh, damn.

- Did you like the
drink I sent you?

- Oh yeah, the drink.
- As you should.

[people chatting]
[ethereal electronic music]

- Move, n*gga.

- Okay.

- Mm, decided to
come home all drunk.

- Babe, you came home early!

Oh my God.

[lips smacking]
Oh my God.

I knew shouldn't have
gone out tonight.

[lips smacking]

- It's okay.

I just got out of the shower,

so it looks like
I'm just in time.

- Yeah.

- Take that sh*t off.

- Yeah, we was
already ready, huh?

- Ready ready.
- Mm.

[lips smacking]

- And since I am feeling
it, oh, that's so damn good.

Oh, yeah.
[lips smacking]

Why don't you go ahead and do
something special down there.

There it is.

- Rodney, stop.

I don't care how
clean your d*ck is.

I'm not sucking it.

- Oh God.
- Why?

- Damn.

This is crazy, Shyla.

Why are you gonna
tease me there?

My d*ck is dry as hell.

- Look, I just wanted
to get you going.

Besides we didn't
even until like-

- Two years that we
already been together,

on our anniversary,
and I'm thinking

since our fourth anniversary
is around the corner,

we could finally-
- Rodney, okay,

'cause if I do that,
then what else is there?

- Shyra, I can, I can
think of other things.

- No, whatever, because
as soon as I do that,

you'll be gone.

Look babe, like my mom always

says that-
- Oh my God,

here you go bringing
up your mom again.

Really?

That's a real mood
enhancer, Shyra.

- Why would he buy the cow

when he already gets
the milk for free?

- You haven't even
milked me once!

- I never have,

with anybody!

And I only will with my husband.

- Oh, Baby.

This is not Theldos to Georgia.

We don't have to
play it safe anymore.

I start a new job on Monday,
and that'll take care of us.

I'm gonna take
care of you, Baby.

Come on.

Come here.

Mm, that's what, that's
what you're afraid of?

- Rodney, your parents are
still together after 30 years.

Mine, and my mom-

- It wasn't all the cookie
cutter though, Shyra.

They had ups and downs.

And I'm pretty sure
my mom downed on-

- Oh my God, Rodney.

I'm not doing it.

And please, for the love of God,

do not mention, oh my God.

- All right, so I guess
where we spend our holidays

can wait then.
- It can wait.

[door clicking]
- Damm.

Always-

- [Shyra] What was that?

- Nothing.

[smooth electronic music]

- [laughing] I like
what you're wearing.

- Thank you.
- You got style.

- So, you rented this
whole place out for me?

- Mm.
- All this food.

- Oh, this is just
the beginning.

- Really, the beginning.
- Yes, yes.

Just the beginning.
- I would like to know

what the end looks like.

- I would like to know
what the end is like too.

[both laughing]

- Monsieur Martin.

- [speaking in foreign
language] Cynthia.

[Cynthia laughing]

[man sighing]

- I have a presidential
suite downstairs.

- Really?

- We can slip into some
robes, [clicking tongue]

take a bubble bath,
[popping finger]

and you can show me
that birth mark of yours

in the shape of a dolphin.

- Uh, it's a whale.

And I'd like to leave that
up to your imagination.

- Yeah.

- Besides, I have class in the
morning, and we nearly ate,

drank, and talked
ourselves into a coma.

- Well, I'm not interested
in any more talking.

- My profile was very clear.

I don't have sex
with my clients.

Conversation, arm
candy, cultured,

and maybe a little cuddly
after the first confess.

So you can keep that.

- I guess that's your spiel
you give to all your clients

when you want them
to spend more money.

- [laughing] Well, you are
my first sugar Baby client.

So yes, that is my spiel
I give to my clients.

- Bullshit!
[dishes clattering]

Listen, you're not
insulting my intelligence

or wasting my time.

Excuse me for a moment.

Cynthia.

He's paying 50.

- Monsieur Martin
wanted to make sure

that you're paying
half of the bill, sir.

♪ Those are the things
that make me feel good ♪

♪ You said don't knock white

- Was it true?

Were women really
giving up on love

and throttling up on power?

What a tempting thought.

Come in.

- b*tch.
- Hmm?

- You are not gonna believe

the clown I hooked up
with from the party.

- What clown?

- The n*gga who was tying
a cherry with his tongue.

And I thought I was gonna
get some of that action.

- [gargling] Mm, I know you
feel that felt good, huh?

Uh, uh, mm.

Let me take charge
tonight, okay?

There's nothing a
man knows better

than a woman's body.
[laughing] [gargling]

- And you did.

- No.

Tongue tied, and I was too tired

to give his dumb
a*s instructions.

I set his a*s going with
a damn porn hub link

and some damn manuals.

- Girl, you are too generous.

- Oh.

[toy squeaking]

- Really, Rodney?

- So what?

You not f*cking me tonight.

[upbeat electronic music]

- See, look, another
successful side chick story.

Love to see it.

- I guess you can't turn
a hoe into a housewife.

- Why she gotta
be a hoe, though?

- Mm.

- See, why is it that every
time a woman is sex positive

on her terms, here y'all
come, quick to shame?

See that's why I'm pro-hoe.

- I don't even know anymore.

- [spitting] Maybe she just
respects herself enough

to admit that all she
wants is the d*ck.

Maybe you should
try that sometimes.

- Try being a hoe?

- No, try being
honest with yourself.

Look at you.

Think about it.

If you got into a
relationship right now,

would you be able to
juggle that relationship

plus all the responsibilities
you got at work?

- No.

- It's okay to admit that.

And it's okay to
just get laid, mm.

- I mean, what about
intimacy and connection?

- Girl, f*ck that.

You get enough intimacy and
connection from your friends.

You don't need nothing more.

What you need is mind-blowing
orgasms and some f*cking fun.

What about that?

- I didn't think about that.

- That's what I'm
here for. [laughing]

- [Shyla] Rodney!

Why did-
- You hear that?

- So what?

I can't get enough.

That's some bullshit.
- Those were in the shower-

- I already took a shower!

- Well take another one!

Get out!
- Really?

- Get out?

Get out.

- God damn.
- Damn.

Why is my bed wet?

I...

- Oh, uh-uh.

That don't sound like
fun or orgasms to me.

- It sound like Rodney
sleeping on the couch

and you sleeping
in here with me.

What the f*ck?

- All right, let me
go pee right now.

'Cause you know you about
to cuddle me to death

and I do not wanna wet your bed.

Ugh.
- Yes.

We're gonna binge watch "Sex
in the Suburbs" all night.

- Girl.

- [Mahogany] Let
me get it ready.

♪ No matter if the
lights go off ♪

♪ And the stars come down
- Hurry up!

♪ I will always be right here

♪ I don't care if no one else
around, I'll hold you down ♪

♪ I will always be right
here, I'mma be right here ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah,
I'mma always be right here ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah,
I'mma always be right here ♪

♪ Me and you, and you and I

- Reign.

I wanted to introduce you
to another USC alumni,

Ziyad Taylor.

He works with us on all
of our family law cases.

- You can call me Z.

- Nice to meet you, Z.

You can call me Mr. Moore.

- Always the professional.

I knew you two would hit it off.

Ziyad will be your mentor
during your internship.

- Oh Janet, thank you
for the opportunity.

But I do remember
selecting in three areas

I was interested in, and
none of them were family law.

No offense.

- None taken.

Family law is much
better than you think.

- I'm sorry, Reign.

The optional retreat
weekend you missed.

- Mm-hm?
- Where were you again?

- Oh, I was on a family work
trip with my father to Panama.

- That's right.
- Uh-huh.

- Family matters.

And we were accommodating,
were we not?

I think you will benefit
from having someone

with your personal experience
on your next assignment.

I'll leave you to it.

- Thank you, Janet.

You know you live in
California, right?

Family law is anything but
boring, I can assure you.

- Maybe not for you,
Mr. Tom Ford Suit.

- Mm.
- I have bigger aspirations

that start on floors
higher than this one.

- Oh, the best assignments go

to the kids of the
partners' clients.

You know that.

That's nepotism at its best.

I represent those families when
they inevitably fall apart.

You wouldn't believe the
secrets I get to hear.

- The secrets, I really don't
care about those secrets,

but I need to ask you something.

- Mm.
- Is that your way

to lure me in?

- Is it working?

- Grab that chair.

We'll see.

Let me show you what you missed.

- Oh, I actually wrote this.

- Really?

Come on.

♪ I get that, yeah,
we all gonna party ♪

♪ Learn how to surf 'cause
the waves is gnarly ♪

♪ Gotta make a bread
gotta make the body ♪

♪ But it take a little time

♪ Be patient, darling

♪ Working for the people,
gotta rate for my land ♪

♪ But sometime people make
ya hate your calling ♪

♪ Some people panic when
their breaks is failing ♪

♪ Me, I go to God when
my faith is failing ♪

♪ Put it on the tattoos

♪ A righteous man
don't know bad news ♪

♪ Don't forget,
it's to my snafus ♪

[buzzing electronic music]

[upbeat electronic music]

- DTF?

- Excuse me?

Sorry, I didn't get that.

- Clean out your errors, Maple.

I said DTF.

Designers Trust Fab.

- Oh.

- That will be the theme of
the campaign for the rebrand.

- Oh, Fabiola, that is perfect.

I love it.

- I don't care what you love.

- Of course.

It's just in college, I did
this for my senior project.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I wasn't aware there was a
fashion Institute at, uh, HBCNU.

- There's no-

- Send a memo to all
department heads.

I need pitches by
the end of day.

- Got it, but doesn't your
first assistant Dawn do that?

- I just fired Dawn at dawn
for not answering my phone

when I first had this epiphany.

Phone, Dawn.

Au revoir.

Don't make me have
to catch you up.

I don't have time to train you.

- Oh no, of course not.

I was ready for this yesterday.

I got you.
- I doubt that

since I seem to remember you
leaving early, if I recall.

I hope you enjoyed it.

- My grandma, she's
sick in a hospital.

Oh my God.
- It has all

my important contacts.

Like I care about
your grandmother.

- Okay.
- Keep it with you

at all times.
- Got it.

- I'm serious, Margaret.

- [Mahogany] I, I...

- You'd better lose your mind
before you lose my phone.

- I will lose it.

Lose mind before phone.

Got it.
- Okay.

First priority is a photo
sh**t for the relaunch.

So I want you to
start a mood board.

- Okay.
- I want young.

I want hot.

I want sex.

I want sex.
- Sex, sex.

- [Fabiola] I want sex.

[smooth electronic music]
Sex!

Sex!

Sex!

- What's up, Mama?

- Hey, gosh.
- Fancy seeing you here.

- Why do you start
calling me that?

- Some sh*t about nicknames
and boyfriends and...

- Yeah, they're only for
girlfriends, not ex-girlfriends.

- Oh, well you're crazy son

if you don't think

I'm about to shorten up
that long-a*s name of yours.

- What you doing here?

- Oh, now you playing.
- Yeah.

- That's the gym I'm
working out of now.

- Really?

- Rodney hooked it up.

- Oh, yeah.
- Who do you think

put your whole rationale's
hold onto these folks' movies?

- Whatever.

- They have clearly been
doing the body good though.

- Okay.
- You look good, Mama.

- Mm, now who's playing?

I always look good, even
when we were together.

- That's a fact.

- Mm-hm.

- Huh.
- Hm.

- [Misha] What you need
is mind blowing orgasms.

- [Fabiola] I want sex, sex!

- But look at you.

I mean, come on.

You getting fat.

- Ah, remember.

You know I'm a
grower, not a shower.

You remember?
- Okay.

You are so nasty.

Thank you, Derek.
- Ha!

- Don't start.

- Anyways, I didn't even
know you worked out here.

We should go to Sensa sometime.

- Oh yeah, no, I can't
afford this place.

I'm just here for the smoothies.

About to go hit the free
hiking trails, you know.

- Say less, I can work this out.

I remember.

You can come and do a
private session in here.

- What's it gonna cost?

- Well, I said complimentary.

- Ain't nothing free, Derek.

- Hmm.

- Hmm.

- It's content from IG.

- Uh-huh, there we go.

There we go.
- I got a couple IG stories

that I'm working with.
- Uh-huh.

- Page is blowing up.

- Mm, let's see.
- Hear me out.

- Shorties, oh, I see you.

- Work related.

- Work, yeah, yeah, work.

- You got a girlfriend.

- Yeah.

So what?

It's been about a year now.

We talking work.

- Poor girl, oh my God.
- Oh my God.

I've changed.
- Hmm.

- Probably still
couldn't live up

to your high-a*s standards.

- You were living
on an air mattress

with four other dudes
you met on Craigslist.

That is not my idea of living.

- Girl, have you ever
been to the Bronx?

Four to a bedroom is
living the American dream.

[both laughing]

- You-
- Come on.

I just had to stay long there.

But...

- I'm proud of you.

- I'm proud of you too.
- I see you doing your thing.

- Finally got your booty
looking good too, isn't it,

come on.
- Ha ha ha,

you finally got your tummy down,

okay?
- Uh...

- Uh-huh.

- That's why you gotta
come to my new spot.

- Uh-huh.

- We're living solo.

Don't look down.

- Hmm.

Who's letting you stay
in their pool house?

- [laughing] Damn jokes.

Troy Tuchtruss does.

- Mm.

- I saw the way you was
sucking on that straw, though.

- Mm.
- You're really thirsty.

- It's a little too late
for that now, Derek, okay?

- It's never too late.

When's the last time you
asked me to [indistinct].

[smooth instrumental music]

♪ Vindication

♪ Is that what you've
been searching for, Baby ♪

♪ Or is it just a fascination

♪ Is it just caught
in the middle ♪

♪ Of your plans

♪ Always win

♪ Loosen your grip now

♪ You've got me pinned down

♪ Haven't had

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ Hey

♪ Hey

- [panting] Oh!

- Oh sh*t.
- Oh my God.

Oh, oh, oh.

- I'm not that kind of girl.

I'm sorry, that branch,
it came out of no...

Oh.

- I didn't mention my full name.

So this is how you you go about

trying to f*ck a
complete stranger.

Damn, it's way more forward
than buying me a drink.

[both laughing]

- [Mahogany] Um...

♪ Meet me in
- Can you help me up?

- I got you.
- Okay.

Mm.
- Take it slow, take it slow.

- Okay, yeah.
- You good?

- Uh-huh, yeah.
- You can walk?

- I think I got
it, I, ooh, f*ck.

sh*t, oh.
- That's not looking too good.

- Ooh.
- Hey, just hop on my back.

- Oh, no.

I'm not gonna...

- Come on, I'm just gonna
carry you to my car.

I think I got some
compression wrap in the trunk.

Now?
- All right.

[whimpering] Damn it.

- You good?

- Yeah, I'm good.

- All right now, hold on.

- I, oh sh*t!

sh*t.
- I'm f*cking with you.

I got you.

- Okay.

- You look like you scared.

- Yeah, you almost dropped me.

Oh.

Okay.

Ooh.

Are you an athlete or something?

- No.

I'm a cardiothoracic surgeon.

- Really?

- Nah.

I played one in TV once.

- Oh, oh, you're an actor.

Oh.
- Did a little acting

here and there.

- Hmm.

- Do a lot of other things too.

- Like...

- I consider myself
a businessman.

- Oh, what kind of businessman?

- Got to handle that business.

[smooth instrumental music]

♪ Oh, oh, oh

- Oh my God.

Thank you for
carrying me so far.

- Well, it's the least I can do.

- Yeah, sh*t.

Mm.

It's been a long day.

That's you?

- Yeah.

- Nice Benz.

Oh.

Thank you.

I got it. [laughing]

Okay.

Ooh.

♪ Overdrive, overtime,
overnight, I'll be with you ♪

♪ No destination,
only temptation ♪

♪ We should get lost somewhere

- Oh.

- Got some compression wrap.

- Oh, the compressor.

- Yeah.

♪ Look where we
are right here. ♪

♪ Oh, we should let it ride,
ride, ride, ride, ride ♪

- Oh.

Okay.

- Hey, so what happened
to you the other night?

You disappeared on me.

- I'm surprised
you even noticed.

- Yeah, I noticed.

I turned my head
for two seconds,

and you were gone like
a deep in the night.

- Well, Big Booty Judy came
to collect on her investment,

so that was my cue to go.

- Well, she made
a bad investment,

'cause this company
is not public.

It's traded.

- Your meaning?

- Meaning I don't just give
any girl access to my attention

or business.

- Mm, mm.

- How does that feel?

- Huh?

- Your ankle, how does that
feel when I rub it like that?

- Oh, good, good.

That was, thank you.

♪ Ooh

- Oh, okay, yeah.

- If I didn't know any better,

I'd say you need
a deeper massage.

- Good thing you know
better. [laughing]

- Yeah.

It's a good thing.

Because if I didn't know better,

then your n*pples
wouldn't be so hard.

And your heart wouldn't
be beating so fast.

Your p*ssy wouldn't be so wet.

Good thing I know better, right?

[smooth instrumental music]

[lips smacking]

♪ Vindication

- Oh!

♪ Is the word you've been
searching for, Baby ♪

♪ Or is it just a fascination

♪ Guess I just got caught in
the middle of your plans ♪

♪ Always wait

[phone buzzing]

[Mahogany gasping]

♪ Why do I always do this

♪ When I'm drinking
I ain't thinking ♪

♪ That's a k*ller, now
we talking foolish ♪

♪ It'd be stupid little
sh*t that you doing ♪

♪ And we'd really
rather lose it ♪

♪ Swear I tried so
hard, but my mind ♪

♪ I was putting me through it

♪ Why you always
gotta do this sh*t ♪

♪ Oh

♪ My biggest fear is
coming up on two years ♪

♪ Don't want my heart
get through this ♪

♪ Love, we had to
work a few years ♪

♪ I disappear

♪ And it's my biggest fear

♪ Baby, just so we're clear

♪ I got a history, oh

♪ Of loving too recklessly, oh

♪ And I know it ain't right

♪ But it happens every time

♪ So don't make
no plans for me ♪

♪ You're on a two-year lease

♪ Just like me
♪ Like a harness

♪ I can't learn

♪ You can't even
say I'm a beggar ♪

♪ I'm too good at
leaving and goodbyes ♪

♪ When it comes to trying

♪ I said they have no time

♪ Ask my exes, they'll say
they all ended the same way ♪

♪ And what's the point of
falling when the day will come ♪

♪ Oh

♪ My biggest fear is
coming up on two years ♪

♪ Don't want my heart
get through this ♪

♪ Love ain't had no
luck through the years ♪

♪ I disappear

♪ And it's my biggest fear

♪ Baby, just so we're clear

♪ I got a history

♪ Of loving too recklessly