01x03 - Old Dog, New Tricks/Snoozie-Hullabaloozie

[bunniefuu]

♪ Bow wow wow
Bow wow, bow wow ♪

Go, dogs. Go!

♪ Do you like... ♪

♪ Fast rides in a city of dogs? ♪

♪ Do you like... ♪

♪ Fast friends always lending a paw? ♪

♪ Do you like... ♪

♪ Cars, blimps, boats, bikes, and trikes ♪

♪ Just being awesome? ♪

♪ Welcome to Pawston ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go, go, Dog
Go! ♪

♪ Hey, go, go, go, go, go, Dog
Go! ♪

♪ And do we really wanna stop?
No, no, no ♪

♪ So just go, go, go ♪

♪ Go, Dog
Go! ♪

♪ Go, Dog
Go! ♪

[Tag] Old Dog, New Tricks.

[snoring]

-Is it time, Grandmaw?
-Yes, Tag, time to chime!

[ringing]

Huh?

Wha-whoa!

[Grandmaw] Look alive, Barkers!

You only have ten short hours
to get ready for...

The Barker Family Talent Show!

-Ooh!
-All right!

And I've added a fun twist
to this year's show.

Instead of working alone,
you'll work as teams!

And the winning team
gets the family's highest honor,

the Barker Bone!

-Whoo!
-Wow!

Can I hold it? Can I hold it?

Sure. All you have to do is win!

Just like Cheddar Biscuit did last year,
and the year before.

If I win again this year,
it's three for me!

Well, I think this is gonna
be my year to win.

Puppies don't win talent shows.

I'm not a puppy, Gilber, I'm a dog!

-Puppy!
-Dog!

-Puppy!
-Dog!

Puppy!

Save that energy for the stage.

Now, let's pick teams.

I pick Grandpaw!

Oh! [chuckles] Huh?

He's full of talent.

Almost as much as you, kid.

I pick Cheddar Biscuit,
because she always wins.

Yup, three for me!

You mean, "Three for we."

-Mommy picks you, Yip.
-[yelps]

And that leaves Paw and Spike
as the final team.

So, get your act together
and go get your acts together!

Go, dogs. Go!

Yeah! Right!

Grandpaw, I know exactly
what we're gonna do.

Great! 'Cause I'm still half asleep. Oh!

So you wanna rebuild a car
for the talent show?

-It's what we do best.
-That's true.

[music playing]

[chirping]

Look at all that talent.

I can see our trophy picture now!

Hey, guys. Don't mind us.

We're just getting ready
to win the Barker Bone!

[whooping]

Try topping this!

Three for we!

Grandpaw, do you think our talent
is "talent-show" talent?

Maybe our act should be more like that.

I don't know.
We're really good at fixing things.

But we can find something new if you want.

[stomach rumbling]

Right after we find lunch.

-How about the Big Bowl Diner?
-Yes!

They've got the best blueberry paw cakes

and they serve them in really big bowls.

-Bowls.
-Right, bowls.

No... bowls!

-Bowls?
-Bowls!

I feel like we're both saying
"bowls" here.

Remember when we went to see
Muttfield the Magician?

Yes! Spinning bowls! That's a talent!
And the diner has bowls!

Go, bowls! Go!

Two blueberry pawcakes, extra big bowls.

Do you mind if we spin them?

Here goes nothing!

-Yes! I'm doing it! I'm a magician.
-[crowd gasping]

Tag-ra-cadabra!

Oh, oh, oh! Oh!

I'm not doing it.

Maybe we should've eaten first.

Guess we need a new act.

And I need a new hat.

Sorry about your hat.

Wait, hats!

-Hats?
-Hats!

-Hats?
-Hats!

I feel like we've done this before.

I know what we can do for our act!

How are hats gonna help us
win the Talent Show?

Remember when Muttfield
did that incredible hat-stacking trick?

[gasps] Let's do it! But we better hurry.
We're running out of time.

How're you gonna top this, Tag?

With hats, Gilber!

Hats?

So where are we going?

Who has the most hats in Pawston?

[doorbell rings]

Hello! Do you like my hat?

Nice one.

Yes. May we borrow it, Lady Lydia?

And a whole bunch more?

Yes, well, always happy
to lend a helping hat.

Or 50.

[Grandpaw] There's the last one.

Here I go.

Oh, oh!

You got it, Tag, you got it...

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

I don't got it.

Now what, Grandpaw?

What would Muttfield do?

Oh!

[both] Juggling on a blimp!

Pawston's greatest trick!

Ever try it?

Nah. How hard could it be?

Whoa, oh, whoa! Oops!

♪ Sunny day and the sky is clear ♪

♪ OK, so now it's raining tennis ba*ls
That's OK ♪

Oh!

♪ That's OK ♪

♪ Looks like we're gonna get
Some bowling pins, that's OK ♪

♪ Doo doo do do
That's OK ♪

♪ Now rubber chickens
Were you expecting chickens? ♪

♪ Not me ♪

[squeaks]

Looks like blimp juggling is out.

And the talent show is gonna start soon.

Maybe we should just go back
to doing what we do best.

Fixing things.

Grandpaw, if we wanna win,
we need an amazing trick.

Then there's only one place left to go.

Hello?

Anybody here?

Welcome to Muttfield's Tricks and Bones!

Wow! How did you do that?

You mean appear from a cloud of smoke?

A magician never reveals his tricks!

Or his middle name. How may I help you?

Tricks? Bones?

Tricks with bones?

Very impressive, Mr. Muttfield.

Call me "The Magnificent Muttfield!"
Because I do magnificent things!

Go ahead. See what's inside the hat.

That is my assistant, Darrell.
Darrell, take the rest of the day off.

Let me guess, you need an amazing act
to win your family talent show?

Yes, how did you know?

Magic!

And here's the perfect trick.
I call it "Lost and Found Hound."

You get into the crate and... disappear!

Whoa!

And then... you reappear!

How did I do that?

Magic!

Just kidding. Here are the directions.

Come on, Grandpaw!
The talent show is about to start!

Show, Dog. Show!

And now, lunch time!

[doorbells chiming]

[boy] Yay! All right!

Who knew doorbells
could sound so beautiful?

Take it away, Yip and Mommy!

[clapping]

Ptoo!

Ptoo!

-Oh!
-Yeah!

Way to go!

Simply adorable. Next up,
Cheddar Biscuit and Gilber!

[Paw] Whoo-hoo!

Are we too late?

Nope! You're on right after them.

[Paw] Yeah! Bravo!

Yeah!

[Paw] Ooh!

-Yeah!
-Whoo!

And now, for our finale.
You're just in time, Tag.

-You'll never top this.
-[gasps]

No!

Phew!

[both] Aww...

Oops.

Gilber, you broke my unicycle!

We have no finale!

But we're still gonna win, right?
Three for we?

Tough break. Next up, Tag and Grandpaw!

We should get up there
and do what we do best.

I was thinking the same thing.

Right, but with a little bit of magic.

-[cheering]
-[boy] Woo-hoo! Yeah!

[rings]

-Wow!
-Ooh!

[rings]

Wow!

All right!

Magic!

[all cheering]

[Paw] Bravo!

That was magical!

Now let's give Gilber and Cheddar Biscuit
another try.

Now you have a grand finale.

Thanks, Tag. We're on, Gilber.

Hit it!

-Whoo-hoo! Hey hey!
-[cheering]

Best Barker talent show ever!
Everyone was spectacular.

But I have to choose a winner.

Cheddar Biscuit and Gilber's stunts
were incredible!

But they wouldn't have been possible

without this year's winners
of the Barker Bone...

Tag and Grandpaw!

Yeah!

Ha ha!

You deserve it, Tag. You topped our act.

Thanks, guys. We did what we do best.
Just like all of you did!

So this bone belongs to all of us.

-[laughs]
-All right!

[goat bleats]

[ringing]

[funky music plays]

[Tag reading]

Ah! Another beautiful day in Pawston.

Don't you think?

[chirping]

-I'm glad you agree.
-[honking]

♪ How do you open the door? ♪

[humming]

Hey, Paw.

Wait, shouldn't you be at work?
Where are you going?

Back to bed.

"Back to bed"? But it's morning!

[Yip sighs]

[yawns]

Has anybody seen my teddy bear?

[all sighing]

Whoa... whoa... whoa... Barkers?
Why're you getting into bed? It's morning.

Didn't you hear, Tag?
Today's the Pawston Snoozie-Hullabaloozie.

The snooze-a-hullaba-what-now?

The Snoozie-Hullabaloozie.
The whole town gets the day off.

No work, no school. Just snoozie.

A whole day of sleeping?

Here's the deal, little sis.
We go, go, go all year.

If we take one day to just sleep,

we'll save up our energy
so we can go later.

Right, guys?

-[honking]
-[all sigh]

[gasps]

Ma? Paw? I'm not really a snooze dog.
I'm more of a "go" dog.

Do I have to snoozie-hello-jacuzzi?

Snoozie-hullabaloozie. And, no,
it's only for dogs who want to.

OK, good. I don't want to.

That's OK. Just try to be considerate.

"Considerate"?

It means you need to think about
the other dogs that do wanna sleep.

So make sure you keep quiet
and don't wake them up.

No problem. I'm the most considerate dog
in the... And they're all asleep.

[all snoring]

What am I gonna do?

[gasps] Scooch! He's a "go" dog.

Whaddaya mean you're a "snooze" dog?

Just for today. I was about
to sing Cluckles his favorite lullaby.

[clears throat]

♪ Goodnight chickens... ♪

Wait, I have an idea!

Scooch, with all these dogs snoozing,

we can run around town doing stuff
we've always wanted to do.

Like what?

Ride around in my scooter,
play tennis on a blimp!

[gasps] Romp around the playground!

We do all those things every day.

Yeah, but with so many dogs sleeping,
we'll have it all to ourselves.

But what if we wake them up?

We'll be considerate...
just learned that word,

so we don't wake up other dogs.

Come on, buddy, it'll be like our own
Suzie-baloozie. Whaddaya say?

First of all, it's Snoozie-hullabaloozie.

Second, can Cluckles come?

Cluckles can always come.

Let's do this thing.

[snoring]

[whispering] Go, Dog. Go!

Your scooter's not making any noise.

I've got it on quiet mode.
And check out the horn.

[squeaks]

I can barely hear it.

Exactly!

-Tag, careful!
-[gasps]

Do you like my night cap?

[both] No, we do not.

-Goodnight.
-Goodnight.

There's the blimp.

Next stop on the Hullaba-wullaba-woozie.
Did I say it right?

Eh...

Tennis on a blimp?

Seems loud.

Not if we use an invisible tennis ball.

Game on!

[grunts]

Good one, Scooch.

When there's no ball,
I'm fantastic at this!

Can I celebrate?

Quietly.

Yeah! Invisible ball blimp
tennis champion of the world!

[snorting, snores]

We're not making any sound!
These pillow shoes are amazing.

[quietly] Whee...

-Whee...
-[grunting]

Yeah!

Shh.

[yawns]

That was fun,
but maybe it's time for a snooze?

My lullaby will put you to sleep,
guaranteed.

♪ Goodnight, chickens
Chickens, goodnight ♪

Monkey bars! That looks fun.

♪ Goodnight, chickens
Chickens, goodnight... ♪

Nailed it!

Hey! Huh? What... What's going on?

[grunts]

Frank and Beans? That's not good.

Go back to sleep.

You're dreaming!

Why are you awake
during the snoozie-hulloopski

whatever it's called?

I don't know what it's called either,
but you don't have to sleep.

[both] You don't?

As long as you're considerate
of the dogs that are.

Considerate, eh? Uh-huh.

[both shouting] We don't know
what that means!

Come on, let's do stuff!

Yeah, stuff!

Uh-oh. I have a feeling their stuff
is gonna be louder than our stuff.

We can race cars!

Honk horns!

Crash cymbals!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Yep, much louder.

Grab the cymbals, Beans!

They carry cymbals around? Who does that?

Wait, what do I do with these?

Just crash 'em together, Beans.

[Beans] Oh, yeah!

Hey, it didn't work.

Hi-yah!

Hyah! Hyah! Aw!

I think these are broken, Frank.

You know my motto, Beans?
"Try and try and try again...

And then give up."

Let's Hullabaloozie somewhere else.

♪ Hulla, Hulla Hulla-baloozie, Hulla... ♪

Well, at least they didn't
wake up any dogs.

But they will! Come on!

Where are we going?

It wasn't very considerate of me
to wake up Frank and Beans.

So now we have to stop them
from waking up the rest of the town.

Let's save the Snoozie Woozie Doozy.
Was that it?

You're actually getting further
away each time.

-[Beans] You honk it.
-[honking]

-Now I honk it.
-[honking]

-And then I honk it.
-[honking]

-Then you honk it.
-[honking]

Oh, I love takin' turns!

Listen, fellas.

There's a bunch of dogs trying to sleep.

We're not trying to sleep!

But other dogs are.
So could you please stop honking?

Yeah, that's fine. We have something else
we wanna do anyway.

Huh?

[whooping]

Dig up an old bone we buried in the park!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Dig up a bone? That's not so loud.

Are you ready to squeak it?

[both] "Squeak it"?

-[squeaking]
-It's so squeaky!

You can hear it down the road!

Squeak, squeak, squeak!

It's very squeaky.

-Huh?
-What?

That's loud!

No! They woke up the Fetch Team!

The Pawston Get Socks?
They have a big game tomorrow!

They need their snooze!

I have an idea to get them back to sleep.

Scooch, can you get the bone from them?

I'll do what needs to be done.

Wheel-muffs.

Here you go. Won't hear a thing!

Tag Barker Wheel Muffs.
I'm pretty proud of 'em.

I don't hear a thing.

That's the idea.

[Scooch] Got it.

How did you do it?

I had to give them
something else to play with.

[Frank and Beans laughing]

You gave them Cluckles?

I didn't want any more dogs to wake up.
I'm very considerate.

We'll get him back.

We have bigger problems.

They're headed to the doorbell store.

What if they ring all the doorbells
and wake up more dogs?

That's not a problem. The store is closed.

So, really, the only doorbell
they can get to is... [gasps]

The big one on the top of the store!

They wouldn't. Would they?

Oh, I believe they would.

-[ringing loudly]
-Ding Dong!

I love bells, Beans!

-[gasps]
-[dogs barking]

[howling]

[snores] Huh? What's happening?

Sounds like a doorbell.
We should probably bark.

-♪ We were sleeping ♪
-♪Sleeping... ♪

-♪ And now we are not ♪
-♪ Now we are not! ♪

♪ And that is sad ♪

Sorry, Barkapellas.

Hey, uh, Tag? Can you tell these
other dogs to quiet down?

Yeah! We're so tired
from all the fun we were having,

so we wanna take a snooze now.

But all the barking is too loud.

It's very loud! How can we snooze?

-We can't!
-No!

Fellas, they're barking
because you woke them up.

[both] Oh...

Well, that wasn't very nice of us, Frank.

Here's your dolphin.

It's a chicken.

Wait, chicken! "Goodnight, Chickens."

My lullaby!
That can get all the dogs back to sleep!

Great idea!
But how do we get everyone to hear it?

That's easy.

Just climb up on that blimp over there.

Yeah! And get those singing dogs
to help sing the lullaby.

Yeah, and use a microphone.
So everyone in town will hear it.

You're thinking of all the other dogs.
Very considerate.

Oh! That's what that means.

Neat.

Barkapellas, sing, Dog. Sing!

♪ Goodnight, chickens
Chickens, goodnight ♪

♪ And also dogs
Chickens and dogs ♪

♪ Goodnight, chickens
Chickens, goodnight ♪

♪ Also dogs, yeah
Dogs, goodnight ♪

-♪ Rest your feathers and your beaks ♪
-♪Yeah, beaks ♪

♪ And your fur if you're a dog ♪

-♪ Go to sleep ♪
-♪ Ohh ♪

♪ Goodnight, Chickens
Chickens, goodnight... ♪

♪ I hope you dream
Of chasing a tennis ball ♪

♪ Or whatever chickens dream of ♪

[yawning]

Wow! That lullaby really works.
Right, Tag? Tag?

Snoozie-hullabaloozie.

Hey! You got it right!

[yawning]

[theme music playing]

♪ Bow wow wow ♪