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01x11 & 01x12 - Xhypno / Sporofungus

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ghostforce". Aired: 21 August 2021 – present.*
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In New York City, three middle school kids working as a team of superheroes known as the Ghost Force who must protect the city from the ghosts which are invisible to the human eye.

01x11 & 01x12 - Xhypno / Sporofungus

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Ghost Force!

Don't fear the glow

Shadows crawl, in the street

up a wall and watch them creep

Dark alley, sewers deep

I can never go to sleep

Full of fear,

please make them disappear

Ghost Force, Ghost Force,

feel the power

Ghost Force, Ghost Force,

spooky hour

Like the night, glow forever

Ghost Force

Appearances in the air,

got to watch out everywhere

Creepy crawlies

in their lair

Out of sight,

waiting in the night

Ghost Force, Ghost Force! ♪

Ok, don't move

Good Perfect!

Oh, Solarman!

Careful. It's fragile!

Truck number four. Thank you!

Huh?

Huh?

Mark, we need you on the set!

We're like a movie-star couple,

don't ya think?

Huh?

Hey, Baker! Quit photobombing

my selfie. This is our close-up.

Always a pleasure, Stacy!

What do you mean the actress is

a no-show? Our scene is today!

How is Solarman gonna save

a hostage if there's no hostage?

We've got to find someone

to replace her quick

or this movie's a bust.

"Help er, Solarman

I'm, like, totally being held

against my will."

- (Cheering)

- You taking up acting?

Me? Uh No

But the actress is AWOL,

so I thought Mom and Dad

could use my improv skills!

Come on! I'm sure I can be

excellent on camera!

I mean, I'm made for it, right?

Probably. But you have to play

a victim in distress,

and I'm not feeling

any distress.

Screaming for help is a combo

of 46% fear, 21% stress,

and 33% sheer panic.

Thanks for the notes,

but I'm good.

STACY: Help! Help! Aaah!

- Ugh!

- (Applause)

Hear that?

Now, that's believable!

What? Stacy

is so not stealing my role!

Heh, heh!

(Panting)

So,

cast anyone for the role yet?

Yes! Good thing

your friend Stacy was here.

Yeah About that, are you sure

she's fit for the part?

I mean,

her acting's a bit screamy.

I know, right?

Exactly what we need, sweetie.

Her audition

was positively spine-tingling!

Places, please!

sh**ting starts in in five!

(Groans)

Heh, heh! Boo!

"Solarman leaps in with gusto

and frees the imprisoned damsel

like a total hero."

Yep, that's me!

- Boo!

- Aaah!

And action!

Help! Save me!

I'm being held against my will!

Hmm? What's he doing?

Why isn't he on set yet?

- Huh?

- (Evil laugh)

Aaah!

- You OK, Andy?

- Yeah, what's up?

You miffed Stacy got the part?

Who? Me? What? No!

I mean, if Mom and Dad

want a total amateur,

- I'm cool with that.

- I don't know.

- I think she's got talent.

- At messing everything up!

- Ow!

- Xhypno! Xhypno!

- Help!

- See? What'd I tell you?

Right, but that's not Stacy.

That's a ghost!

- Aaah!

- Whoo! (Evil laugh)

Let's go, Ghost Force!

Ghost Force,

don't fear the glow!

Fury!

Krush!

Myst!

Ghost Force!

- Xhypno!

- Hello! Save me, Solarman!

What's our plan? All it's doing

is giving people a green thumb.

Not everyone. Stacy's clueless

as usual under that blindfold.

We're dealing with a mesmeriser,

but what's with all the plants?

Excellent question, Krush!

And the answer is

I have no idea!

I've never encountered

this ghost before,

but judging by his Boo energy,

it must be a level nine!

Don't worry, Ms Jones.

It's like this ghost's

already in my Boocaps!

Ha! Whoa!

(Evil laugh)

(Evil laugh)

Oh!

Whoa!

Uh

it might take a little longer.

See to it! Glowboo

will rendez-vous with you

as soon as he's recharged.

Again? My smartphone

has better battery life!

Uh, yeah. Perhaps

it's because I've requested

too many foot massages

from him between missions.

My new heels are k*lling me!

I know. Let's attack it

where it can't reach us.

ALL: Xhypno

So much

for the element of surprise!

Aaah!

Look! No hands!

That's the boo style! Yahoo!

Huh?

The gem!

We've got to destroy it!

- Huh? Why?

- That's its power source, obvs.

Cover me!

What? What's the deal, Fury?

That gem was mine!

Whoa!

Back to square one.

Remind me to ask Ms Jones

for in-suit airbags.

- Help! Help! Save me, Solarman!

- And earplugs too.

- You're sounding a bit jelly.

- Because of Stacy?

Come on, guys,

you gotta be kidding me!

I don't know.

You've all the symptoms.

- Touchiness, irritability

- What? I am not jealous!

And truth-dodging.

(Ghostly cry)

- Xhypno! Xhypno!

- What the?

- That looks like

- A cocoon! Oh, this is bad.

Soon, there won't be

just one ghost to fight,

there'll be dozens!

You only have minutes to stop

the OG, as in "original ghost".

But how?

We can't even look at its face.

With artificial intelligence.

Since I am not affected by

gamma psycho-cataleptic waves,

the ghost can't mesmerise me.

Then go smash that gem, Glowboo!

Roger.

Smashing gems is now my jam.

- Mission accomplished!

- Yeah!

(Cracking)

Hurry! The cocoons are hatching!

Are you sure

the gem was its weak spot?

Glowboo, watch out!

(Screams)

Glowboo!

Sound. That's its weak spot!

Fractal trap!

OK But how are we gonna

recreate a screech

- as over-the-top as that?

- Stacy!

She screamed so loud

that the lamp exploded!

Nah, forget Stacy. I got this!

Aaah!

(Scream echoes)

Sorry, bro, not shrill enough!

Go get Stacy!

Fury, hurry!

I'm running out of Boo energy!

Wait. One more try.

I can do this.

Aaah (Starts coughing)

Fury! (Groans)

Huh? What just happened?

Oh, no!

Aw, man!

- Xhypno

- Xhypno

Argh!

Solarman? It's about time!

(Groans) Solarman's

not available right now.

I'm gonna need more screeching,

with a lot more feeling.

Are you kidding? I've been

screaming non-stop for hours!

Please! I really need your help!

Fine, but getting into character

takes time.

I need somewhere quiet

to become

Aaah!

Dragoyle!

(Monstrous groan)

Xhypno Huh?

- Huh?

- Boo-ya!

Fury? Hi! Can I have a selfie?

Now we just gotta tow Glowboo

back to Ms Jones.

He'll need a lot

of rest and recharging

before he gives

another foot massage.

- (Chuckles)

- You saved me, Solarman.

If only the world

had more heroes like you.

Gotta admit it, Stacy nailed it.

And you totally nailed

being a superhero too!

I know, right? I actually

took down a level-nine ghost.

- Ow!

- Your scream is improving!

Maybe they'll cast you

in the sequel!

- Maybe.

- (Laughter)

(Creaking)

Huh?

Aaah!

Aaah!

(Fairground music)

And, above all, don't forget

to time the rotation

of the Ferris wheel. Ha, ha!

Where's Andy?

You did tell him about Professor

Pascal's surprise field trip?

I'm sure he'll be here soon.

I even gave him a real

New Yorker pro tip to find us.

Right. Got any pro tips

to stop him from oversleeping?

(Huffing and puffing)

(Phone rings)

Yo, Mike,

what's the deal with your text?

"Central Park.

Lamp post 7810. West 100 yards."

'Cause if it's a joke,

I'm not sure I get it.

Fun fact. All the lamp posts

in Central Park are numbered.

Sure beats using a GPS, huh?

OK. Whatever.

But where am I supposed to go?

It's simple.

Just follow the lamp posts.

The first two numbers

indicate the street.

Even numbers

are on the east side.

So, find lamp post 7810,

which is on East 78th Street,

then head west for 100 yards.

Is lamp post 6423

anywhere close?

Nope, you're way off.

- Mike, maybe

- I can't make it any easier!

PROF PASCAL:

Liv! Mike! Your turn!

Oh! Why isn't Andy with you?

He's, uh on his way!

6617, 6625

You gotta be kidding me!

- Boo!

- Aaah!

Come on, Andy,

thousands of New Yorkers

have been using this system

since 1907.

We're on the Ferris wheel.

The big round thingy.

Oh, right. He could have

just led with that.

I don't get it.

I've used that technique

a million times.

I'm sure you have. But you gotta

admit it's not exactly simple.

But it is precise.

(Panting)

This is the worst pro tip ever!

(Screaming)

A ghost!

Let's go, Ghost Force.

- Er, Ms Jones?

- Oh, hello, Mike. Pop quiz!

What do you get when you mix

sulphur trioxide with water?

- Sulfuric acid, why?

- Ahem.

Never mind. This ghost looks

like a polka-dotted mushroom!

You know, a Amanita muscaria?

Oh, boy That's Sporofungus!

A level-four ghost

of maximum grossness.

More like maximum cuteness!

I can't wait to domesticate it!

Let me guess.

It's a molecular ghost?

Right, and you must

prevent it from boosting.

Sure, but we're stuck on

the Ferris wheel with our class!

Ay-ay-ya-ya.

Well, hang in there.

I'll send Glowboo over

as soon as I can!

(Bang)

Oops! Looks like

I've still got some work to do.

Right behind ya, mushy!

Well, that's was easy! Whoa!

Aw!

Ms Jones! Where is Glowboo?

Kinda running out of time here!

He's on his way!

Let's go, Ghost Force!

Ghost Force,

don't fear the glow!

Krush!

Myst!

Ghost Force!

Well done, buddy!

Oh! This human

seems to be in danger.

Aaah!

We'll take care of the wheel.

You help Fury!

Calculating.

I have enough strength

to hold on for 26 seconds,

25, 24

- Spectral Gate!

- Aaah!

BOTH:

Ew! You're a pimply monster!

Did we all enjoy

the Ferris wheel?

- Uh-huh.

- (Barks)

Aaah!

OK, these were the last!

Excellent teamwork, Myst!

Now I got to find the guys.

- Boo!

- Aaah!

- Now I got you!

- And I got your back!

Man, am I glad to see you!

All right, let's surprise it

with a circular attack.

Wait on my ten o'clock until

I reach its transverse axis!

What?

But it's barely even 9:30.

Now!

- (Groans)

- Boo!

(Coughing)

- What's the deal, dude?

- What's your deal?

I told you wait on my

ten o'clock, as in 60 degrees!

What language

are we even talking right now?

Ugh!

What's so hard to understand

about not blasting each other?

- Now that I understand!

- Ugh!

Guys, the city needs us.

Hurry up!

But I was just trying

to be more precise!

So precise you weren't

even making any sense!

You tell him, sis.

Wow, you reek like you ate

a thousand mushroom pizzas.

I know, right?

And it's all his fault!

Since when

is being precise a problem?

Enough! We've got a ghost

to capture, remember?

Where'd it go anyway?

- Corner of Midtown and 5th Ave.

- Oh, you mean 40 degrees north,

which is 2.7 miles away!

Uh Maybe you could

make an effort

Not you too!

Coordinates are more precise.

Ready for catching. 40 degrees.

Roger and copy.

Time for Boo-fight!

See? Glowboo gets me!

(Screaming)

Boo!

It's about to boost!

- What?

- Ha, ha!

(Evil laugh)

We can't reach it

unless it comes out of its hat.

We've gotta stop Sporo

or New York'll stink

even more than usual.

It's moving away!

It takes three seconds

between attack and retreat.

So taking into account

its stealth, we've

No time for more mumbo jumbo!

Sorry, but he's right, y'know.

You can't overthink this stuff.

Fury, on its next attack

I'll open some portals and

I'll blast my flexy

through them!

Your prefrontal cortical zones

indicate emotional distress.

They don't get me.

It's like I'm speaking Latin.

I did not know you could.

What I mean is they think I make

everything sound complicated.

You should reprogram

your speech

to present your thoughts

more clearly, like how Ms Jones

programmed me

to synthesise my data streams

into one clear idea before

opening my gob, as she calls it.

You mean synthetize my ideas

before I said it out loud?

Well said, Glowboo!

Synth data

str-str-streams my g-g-gob.

- Not again!

- We can't keep up.

It's too fast!

Fun's over, fungi!

Whoa!

That's a boo-tastic entrance!

Whoa! I got it all right!

Whoa! Ah! Oof!

Aaah!

Listen up, I've got a plan!

Sure, but I've got

one portal left, so keep it

Simple, gotcha.

But you gotta trust me on this.

Always. Fire away.

OK. We wait till Sporo

comes out of its hat.

Then, Myst,

you open a portal right under it

leading straight to Fury.

Then, Fury, you keep it

from retreating into its hat.

But you gotta be fast.

That Sporo is quick!

Good, 'cause so am I!

You're up, Myst!

Huh?

Fury!

No more hiding under your hat!

Simple!

Gromax!

Boo-yah!

(Cheering)

Congrats, dude.

Your plan was amazing.

And clearly explained!

Well done, kids.

Oh, but could one of you

fetch Glowboo?

We're on it, Ms. Jones,

but he's gonna need an update.