02x18 - F.o.n.a.a.!/Game On

[bunniefuu]

(laughing maniacally)

- ♪ I can't believe you're all mine ♪
- Uh, what?

- ♪ You and me for all time ♪
- Ugh!

♪ I'm never, ever, ever
gonna be alone again ♪

Oh, boy.

- ♪ The dream team, you and me ♪
- For all eternity?

- ♪ For all eternity! ♪
- (yelps)

BOTH: ♪ It's the ghost, it's the ghost ♪

♪ And Molly McGee ♪

♪ I've been cursed, it's the worst ♪

MOLLY: ♪ Now you're stuck with me! ♪

BOTH: ♪ We're never gonna be apart ♪

♪ Is there a way to hit restart? ♪

- Nope!
- BOTH: ♪ We're the ghost ♪

♪ Ghost and Molly McGee ♪

- That's me!
- Well, that's she.

BOTH: ♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee! ♪

(intriguing music)

So, where we going?

Ice cream, sticker shopping? Ooh!
(gasps)

A race between a tortoise and a rabbit

where the plucky tortoise wins
with her unflappable attitude?

Not quite.

But there will be stickers.

I thought you said
we were taking her to the dentist.

(growls)

- What?
- (dramatic sting)

- No! You can't make me go in there!
- (grunting)

Come on. Doctor Puliyanda's not scary.

(in deep voice)
I know, but... it's him I don't trust.

(sinister sting)

(in normal voice)
He is a tooth with teeth!

It's unnatural!

Is he gonna use that toothbrush
on his teeth, or himself?

Do his teeth have teeth?
Where does it end?

- I told you not to say the D-word.
- MOLLY: No, no, no.

- (both grunting)
- I thought you meant "dessert,"

'cause once you say it,
you have to have it,

so I was gonna wait
till after Molly went to the dentist.

- Also, let's get dessert after this.
- No!

(both grunting)

Moll, what's it gonna take
to get you off of me and in there?

Nothing, you'd have to remove
the part of my brain responsible for fear.

- Oh, well, that I can do.
- MOLLY: What?

(in distorted voice)
As Chairman of the Ghost World,

I curse you, Molly McGee,

to spend the next 24 hours

completely fear free!

(lion roars)

Ooh.
(laughs)

(sighs)

Hey, you don't scare me, buddy.

(clicking tongue)

- (in normal voice) Et voilà.
- A curse?

What? They hardly ever backfire.

Oh, what about the throw pillow?

You know I'd love to spend hours

braiding and unbraiding those tassels.

It comes in lime.

Sometimes a room just needs
that pop of color.

Plus, good for naps.

- Adding to cart.
- There you go.

I cannot believe
I was ever afraid of Toothy.

I mean,
look how great he looks on this sticker.

Huh? Who cares if he's an abomination
that defies the laws of nature?

Not old Molly.

Another A-plus curse, Scratch.

What can I say?

I'm just that good.
(chuckles)

Hmm, whatever gets the job done.

That's Parenting 101.

Okay, Scratch, here's the deal,

I've got 22 hours and 48 minutes
before this curse wears off.

So... I am gonna face my every last fear!

- Yes, I love it!
- Ha-ha!

- Ooh, let's start first...
- Yes.

...with your fear of letting me
eat too much spaghetti.

Am I afraid of that?

That means
you get to make me some spaghetti.

MOLLY: Sorry, Scratchy,
no time for noodles

'cause I have got a new life motto.

F-O-N-A-A.

Another classic Molly McGee acronym!

- You know I love these.
- Thank you.

All right, let me guess
what this one stands for.

- Okay.
- (inhales sharply)

Fresh Organic Noodles Are Arriving.

- Uh...
- Yes?

- No. No.
- No?

You're just... You're stuck
on the noodle thing and I need you...

- I need you to be with me...
- You know, I got on it,

- and then I, like... yeah.
- ...on my, on my no fear thing.

Because it stands for
"Fear Of Nothing At All!"

- You get it? Fear of nothing at all!
- I feel like that's almost what I said.

- No, it was--
- That's pretty much what I said.

You were talking
about noodles exclusively.

Um, Molly,
I'm honoring our verbal contract

by announcing that I'm coming
within 20 feet of you

while holding an arachnid.

Here is said arachnid.

(sinister sting)

- (Molly gasps)
- (disgusted groan)

(whispers)
This is the perfect opportunity

to face my fear!

I'm gonna prove my newfound bravery.

That's F.O.N.A.A., baby!

- (laughing nervously)
- (sinister music)

Legs are hairy.
(laughs)

This is the strangest thing I've ever seen
and you live with a ghost.

Whoo! Who knew bravery was such a rush!

(school bell rings)

- (loud thud)
- (snorts)

Hello, Mr. Bates,
I just wanted to tell you

I won't be attending
your wood shop class today or ever again.

(in angry voice)
What?

- (uneasy music)
- You sure you wanna--

The subject matter
holds no interest for me.

- (Scratch grunts nervously)
- Just absolutely none.

- But--
- Think this through, Moll.

And frankly, my parents really do not need

another poorly-crafted bird feeder.

(bird chirping)

- (thuds)
- (bird yelps)

(bird chirping)

(seething)

It's funny, I used to fear
your expl*sive temper, but not anymore.

(chuckles)

(whispers)
Thanks, bud.

(splutters, grunts angrily)

Gonna blow! Hit the deck!

(strained grunt)

(angry grunt)

(exhales deeply)

(inhales deeply)

(in normal voice) Deep breaths, Carl.
(exhales deeply)

(inhales deeply)

Just like Doctor Garcia taught you.

McGee, I respect your honesty.

Oh. Well, uh, you are welcome, sir.

(shouts angrily)
But you're going to detention!

(clicking tongue)

What? What just happened?

(squeaking)

(loud bang)

(detention kids gasp)

What are you doing here?

You know, I used to fear
getting detention, Darryl,

but now, I see it as the perfect time

to put together a list of things
I used to be afraid of.

MR. BATES (shouts): No talking!

(upbeat music)

MALE SINGER: ♪ You're in the zone
You're courageous, and phobia-free ♪

(excited scream)

♪ You're not traumatized
By this doll's creepy eyes ♪

♪ You're on a day-long
Fear-suppression spree ♪

♪ You're streaming your parkour routine
To the internet ♪

♪ With the heart of a lion
You read each reply ♪

♪ And you don't get the least bit upset ♪

- ♪ No fear, no discretion ♪
- (chainsaws whirring)

♪ No problem
Publicly displaying affection ♪

♪ Nothing stands in your way
When you got F-O-N-A-A ♪

♪ That stands for
"Fear Of Nothing At All" ♪

♪ Not snakes, not heights, not clowns ♪

♪ Fear of nothing at all ♪

♪ You're bareback riding a bison
Through town ♪

Yeah!
(laughs)

♪ Keeping your eye on the ball ♪

- (clacks)
- ♪ Not afraid of an unknown call ♪

Yeah, I can talk right now.

- (players screaming)
- ♪ That's the fear of nothing at all ♪

♪ Nothing at all ♪

(humming)

- (sinister sting)
- (screams)

(sighs)
Molly,

we need to talk about this curse.

Curse? What about it?

It's great being brave.

Before, I'd be, like,
"Oh, no, this tiny space,

I feel like a giant imprisoned
in a world too small for her!"

But now, I'm like,
"Meh, could be smaller."

Look, we got
just a little over a half-hour left, okay?

So, I was thinking
maybe we could just ease off

on the fear confronting?

We could, we could,
sure, we could, we could.

Or we could skip to my most dangerous
and death-defying fear!

I am gonna launch myself over Brighton

trailing this Enhappify Brighton banner!

- Can you, you know, give me a hand?
- Are you kidding me?

I'm not gonna help you
buy a one-way ticket to the Ghost World.

(grunts)
No big, I got it. I'm all good.

You know, old me,
she was afraid of heights.

But now, I see
that heights are just a construct

imposed by
our ground-centric fear-based society!

And I can't let that hold me back

from spreading this message of joy, right?

You will also be spreading yourself
all over the pavement when you land!

- Yes. I'll be facing the ultimate fear.
- (tense sting)

Do you hear yourself?

This is insanity!

Especially since there's only, ah...

- less than one minute left on this curse.
- (ticking)

Ooh, then I better hurry.

Okay, here we go.
(clears throat)

This is ground control to Fearless Flyer,
you are cleared for inspiration

and being really awesome
in ten, nine, eight--

Oh, Moll, Molly, wait,
I... I need, I need to tell you something.

- Make it fast, Scratch.
- Ah, okay.

Uh, uh, Molly...

don't do this. Please?

You're my very best friend
and I don't wanna lose you.

(emotional music)

Also, you know,
it would cramp this whole...

live girl, dead ghost dynamic
we got going on.

Be like, "the ghost
and the ghost of Molly McGee,"

I mean, it's just samey-samey.

That's putting a hat on a hat
and one more thing...

the curse is over!

(laughs)
I tricked you.

- (Molly gasps)
- The old stall ploy.

Oh, my corn, Scratch,

you, you just saved me from making
the biggest mistake of my life.

Yeah, I did.

We can talk about
how I came through in the clutch later,

but... for now, I'm just glad you're safe.

Yeah, me too. Okay, I'm gonna call Mom
and see if she can pick us up.

I don't really feel like
walking all this stuff home.

Yeah, trebuchets are way heavier
than they look like in pictures.

Uh, Scratch,
just one more thing though before we go.

- Yeah, Moll?
- Your watch is fast!

F.O.N.A.A, baby!

- Oh, no! Molly!
- (whooshes)

(laughing)

Yes, I'm doing it.

I'm enhappifying on mass scale!

"Enhappify"?

Pfft, that's not even a word.

I've never felt more alive!

- (exciting music)
- I'm spreading happiness!

(alarm beeping)

- (tense music)
- (terrified meow)

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
what am I doing? What am I doing?

I'm not ready to be a ghost yet!

- That's why... I'm here.
- (heroic music)

- Not so fearless now, are--
- (screams)

(in frightened voice)
I'm terrified.

From now on,

I'm gonna have F-O-A-T,

"Fear Of Appropriate Things."

Hmm... it is nowhere near as catchy
as the other one

but keep using it, saturate the market,
I'm sure it'll catch on.

And I hope you learned your lesson
about curses, Molly,

because the one thing that I--

- (bird chirps)
- (Scratch gags)

- (Molly and Scratch scream)
- (bird chirping)

(pained groan)

(grunts, burbling)

MOLLY (in normal voice):
I'm never traveling by trebuchet again.

(grunts)
I'm sorry, Scratch.

I know you were trying to save me

and I was, kind of...
an adrenaline junkie jerk.

Well, I can forgive you.
I mean, okay, I should know better,

these curses always backfire.

Get me to curse you once, shame on you.

Get me to curse you for the 73rd time,
shame on me.

But also, you should have warned me.

Well, I'm just glad
everything turned out okay.

(gasps)
Oh, Molly. Ooh.

(chuckles)
What? What's wrong?

Just... don't say any words with "T-H".

Molly, you're gonna have
to go in there eventually.

(lisping)
Are you sure about that?

I feel like
this chipped tooth is a good look for me.

You got this! Forget fearless.

You're brave now, remember?

(lisping)
Right.

Maybe being fearless
isn't the same as being brave.

Being truly brave means
facing your fears even if you're scared.

(breathes deeply)

(whispers)
I'm brave, I'm brave. Ah!

I'm brave, I'm brave, I'm brave.

Well, I feel pretty good about all this.

- Seriously?
- Uh, I know!

The curse was a bad idea,

but I've learned my lesson.

No more curses. Never!

You know, I don't like the word "never",
it's just so final.

- Sharon.
- Hear me out.

What if you cursed me
to become a rock star?

Just a little curse.

Like, just some fame and fortune
and musical talent.

This family...

Unbelievable!

I don't need to be the lead singer.

I'll settle for bass guitar!

SCRATCH AND MOLLY:
♪ The Ghost and Molly McGee! ♪