01x18 - Out of House and Home/Home is Where the Haunt Is

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[Eerie music playing]

[font color=#FF00FF]*THE GHOST AND MOLLY McGEE*[/font]
[font color=#00FF00]Season 01 Episode 18[/font] IMDB

Episode Title:
[font color=#FFc30f]"Home is Where the Haunt is"[/font]

[snoring]

Gross!

Get your foot out
of my face, Darryl.

Uh, get your face off my foot.

- [clatters]
- [grunts]

So, how much longer do we have
to live out of the van?

Don't think of it
as living out of the van.

Think of it as camping

for an indefinite
amount of time.

See? S'mores.

Pete, can we talk
for a quick sec?

[whispering]
We lost our home.

You can't put
a fun spin on that.

Oh, I can and I will.

I don't want to worry the kids.

MOLLY: Guys, we can hear you.

Yeah, you're whispering
very loudly.

Kids, the hard truth is...

...that we still have 30 days

before the bank
can sell the house.

Mom and I will definitely
sort it out before then.

Plus, Scratch
is scaring off buyers,

so we have nothing
to worry about.

Candace Green,

Brighton's number one realtor.

[horn blows]

Do you know what time it is?

It's time to shatter the record
for fastest property sale!

[horn blows]

Now, go take a look around
this charming suburban dream

with tons of potential
but don't dawdle,

we're on the clock.

- [horn blows]
- [door creaks]

[switch clicking]

Hello?

- [door slams close]
- [gasps]

Oh, dear.

Ahh!

[sighs]

[screaming]

So should I start the paperwork?

[cackles]

Too easy!

Ew. Raisins?

You can't sell
a house with raisins.

[bell ringing]

Hey, Molly!

Let's go to your house
and record our first

Click Clock dance video.

Whoa. [Grunts]

Can we, um, do it at your house?

No can do.

My Mom's work shopping her
latest slam poem...

Rage!

Words un-caged by the page...

Trust me when I say we should
stay out of her way.

Oh, I just remembered, silly me!

We can't go to my house,

because I signed up for...

for, uh...

the Geode Club.

Hah! C'mon!

Welcome to Geode Club.

You're thinking, "Ugh, rocks.

So dull and ugly."

But break them open and
they reveal their inner beauty.

♪ More than meets the eye!

Hmm, I didn't know
you were into rocks.

Oh, yeah. I love rocks!

They're great!

I mean, who cares if they get
in your sleeping bag

no matter how many times
you shake them out, right?

[chuckles] Not me!

What sleeping bag?

Molly, is everything all right?

Uh, pfff, of course.

Everything is totally normal.

♪ The sun is shining,
it's a beautiful day ♪

♪ Everything is
totally normal ♪

Normal ♪

♪ Most of us have homes
at which we can play ♪

♪ Because everything
is totally normal ♪

Suspicious.

♪ I'm just joining
a couple of clubs ♪

♪ So I can do all the fun
activities I love ♪

♪ No need to worry
because as I said ♪

Everything is totally normal ♪

[eerie music playing]

[laughs]

- Badminton ♪
- Normal ♪

- ♪ Show choir
- Normal ♪

♪ Permanently smelling
like a campfire ♪

- Normal ♪
- Diorama club, come on ♪

♪ We got to run
for the perfect little house ♪

This is so much fun.

[cries]

Chess club, cheese club ♪

LARP, and kung fu ♪

Here, look, new book ♪

We'll do that too ♪

We've got spirit ♪

Yes, we will ♪

Everything is totally normal ♪

Right.

Everything is totally normal ♪

Super convincing.

Everything is totally... ♪

Sorry.

Normal ♪

[door creaks close]

I know you're here
somewhere, ghost!

Driving away all my buyers.

But if you think
your haunting will stop me

from making this sale...

[laughing]

You have underestimated
Candace Green!

Oh, and the levitating
candelabra?

- It's so cliche!
- [door slams close]

Cliche?

It's called an homage!

[bell ringing]

Yehey. Time for carpentry club.

[sighs] Okay. That's it!

Molly, is there something
you want to tell me?

Maybe... why you don't
want to go home?

Y-Yes.

You're right, Libby.

I don't want
to go home because...

we have rats!

And also, roaches.

They're cross-breeding
into rat-roaches.

They can fly,
they can eat anything,

it's a nightmare.

And that is why
I've been avoiding home!

No other reason.

Molly, you have a history
of not disclosing the truth

when things are bothering you...

Nope! Sticking with rat-roaches.

HIDALGO: So you're telling us
this house is haunted?

Oh, Yes! It's very haunted.

- Arghh! Oohh!
- Excellent.

I've always wanted my child
to grow up amongst ghosts.

- Does he babysit?
- What? No! Argh!

CANDACE: He is great
with children.

Tell you what, just for you,

I'll knock off
my ghost-surcharge.

Do not make me
a selling feature.

We'll take it.

Little Octavius
gives his thanks.

Ah!

So this protected forest
is where the new warehouse

- is gonna be?
- Yes!

DavenJorts is going to take
the jean-short market by storm.

MOLLY: Now I'm in 17,
no, 18 clubs,

somehow I'm President of 11,

all so no one finds out
what's really going on.

- ANDREA: Molly?
- [gasps]

What's going on? Are you...

[gasps] Are living in a van?

- In the woods?
- MOLLY: Huh? What? No!

- We're camping!
- Yes, by choice.

- S'more?
- See? Ha!

Proof that everything is normal!

But all your stuff is here.

PETE: Everything
is totally normal.

[humming and vocalizing]

Ah! Some privacy please.

Um, I gotta go.

I'll see you at Geode Club
on the next alternate Tuesday.

Yeah. Okay. Bye.

Uh, I have to go after her.

What if she tells
everyone at school?

[gasps] Scratch!

Oh, you have no idea
how good it is to see you.

Yeah. It's good
to see you too Moll.

But we've got a problem!

- People are buying the house.
- What?

But if we lose the house,
then we aren't camping!

This isn't fun!

Things will never
go back to normal!

My world view!

- Crumbling!
- [pan clanging]

SHARON: Okay, family meeting.

It's time for some real talk.

Sharon, a moment?

Are we sure real talk
is necessary?

I mean, clearly this is
freaking out Molly

and only Molly,
I'm not panicking at all!

DARRYL: Still whispering loudly.

This is a family problem,
and we have to face it together.

This is going to be
hard to hear,

we're going to have
to leave Brighton

and move back in
with Grandma Nin.

Hey, I love Nin and her
delicious Thai snacks,

but we can't just give up.

- Where's that McGee spirit?
- Gone. Like our house...

Well, if you won't try,
then it's up to me.

And I have one last
scare up my sleeve...

[laughs]

Don't sell this house, please!

As a rule I hate people,

but the McGees,
well, they're pretty great.

I used to be miserable
in this house.

It was lonely and dark.

Lotta spiders,
I'm talking a lot of spiders.

But the McGees
made this house a home.

[sighs]

I can't call off the sale
without another offer

but they can have
one final look to say goodbye.

[dramatic music playing]

[exhales]
So many happy memories.

I love it. [Laughs]

I love you, house.

[gasps] A ghost?

Okay, Molly.
Okay. Focus up.

You've never met a ghost before.

Ghost hug!

Ooh, your snacks
are finally here.

Molly, who's getting married?

You and dad.

It's pretty nice.

I would like to never leave
this blanket, please.

Whoa. What's this for?

I just realized

I have everything
that matters right here.

We McGees are making
our forever home.

Right here.

And I've already
got a forever friend.

Goodbye, forever home.

[knocks on door]

Yeah, yeah, we're leaving!

You'll get your house
in a minute, Candace!

Oh!

[gasps]

What's going on?

Molly, your family's given
so much to Brighton...

The new and improved
Brighton dance show.

Right arm, left leg, Jazz hands.

Whoo!

Let's go Lemmings.

This is it, Molly.

Things are really turning
around for Brighton.

MOLLY: The first snowflake
celebration in Brighton.

You did it, Scratch.

You saved Christmas.

[laughs] Bestie.

Now, it's our turn to give back.

Everyone chipped in
what they could

and we've raised enough
to get your house back.

Libby!

Oh, thank you.

I knew you'd see through my
"everything is normal" facade!

Yeah honestly, you were not
pulling it off...

but this wasn't my idea.

- It was...
- Hey, Fawn-dreas.

We're doing a big
charity event today,

saving my best friend,
Molly McGee!

Sorry. Your what?

- Yeah, what?
- Yeah, what?

Bestie, duh.

We made a movie together,
you saved me

from an embarrassing charity
cheating scandal.

We went to the same school.

Sure, our friendship
may have a rough exterior.

But underneath,
it's something special.

[gasps] Like a geode!

♪ Metaphor.

Uh, wow.

Thank you, uh, friend.

Hmm. You need to shower.

SHARON: There.

Officially moved back in.

[cheering]

Ah, I've missed you old friend.

[floor squeaking]

Ah. Still squeakin',
just like I remember.

Ah, feels like home again.

Hey, uh, Scratch,
I've been thinking.

We left the house, so the
curse is broken, isn't it?

Which means, you're not stuck
with me anymore?

What?

Where'd you get that idea?

That's not how it works.

I'll prove it, say "Scratch!"

Scratch.

Whoa, I can't stop myself!

See? There ya go.

I'm not going anywhere.

[cheerful music playing]