01x06 - Episode 6

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Sir, if I get a perfect score

in my Chinese language exam this time,

will you take me swimming in that resort?

Of course.

However, you must focus more.

If you don't focus,

how will you ever get a perfect score?

If you don't get a perfect score,

how will you ever go swimming there,

Huh?

Sir.

"I've never met anyone who loves virtue

as much as physical beauty." Right?

Yes.

Jen-shan.

Without dedication and focus

you'll achieve nothing.

In the future, your sister

will undoubtedly achieve more than you.

f*ck! Are you rushing to suck

Chief.

You're out of our sight now. Chief.

Hurry, let's go help him.

I'll show you the power

of a jiu-jitsu champion!

-Chubby.

-Yes.

Did I build scrapyards in my past life?

Why do I always get run over?

You always get hurt super bad,

but still survive.

Besides, your IQ isn't that high.

Head injuries couldn't affect you.

Chubby. Have you ever been hit

by a wheelchair?

Chang Yung-kang had disappeared

when you came down?

f*ck! Even Shui-yuan's missing now.

He was only out of our sight for a

Deputy, we've expanded our search to

CCTV footage in both areas

to help us find Shui-yuan and the Chief.

I thought we could use two pieces of bait

to catch the mouse.

Turns out there were two mice.

And we're all bait here. All of us!

The Department insists

we hold a press conference today

to report on the investigation.

Now, even the Chief's been captured.

How will I explain this?

Tell me.

Can we say that he's sick?

That's feasible.

Hasn't he always had a knee problem?

That's a lie.

He has a bladder problem.

I see. No wonder

he always pees for so long.

Can't we say

he's investigating a key lead?

Are you inventing excuses for me?

I won fame

for arresting Shui-yuan 20 years ago

to become the first female precinct chief.

I never thought

I would lose

at the hands of a copycat criminal.

And she's a woman.

Why would a woman

give another woman a hard time?

Deputy. Although we know

that she's a woman

and can narrow our search,

so many people

pose as delivery drivers these days.

It's still thousands

of people to investigate.

Good thing I always give five stars.

Five stars.

Give me five stars.

A woman.

Five stars.

-What are you doing here?

-I want to see if you're lying to me!

Five stars.

Delivery driver?

Blue

Hel

Helmet.

Helmet?

Helmet?

Helmet?

-Helmet?

-Helmet!

No wonder she looked so familiar.

It's that girl.

Chubby!

You really are my good luck charm!

I found Huang Hsien through Lin,

and through Huang, I found this girl.

My instincts have been right all along.

-Chubby, let's go!

-Okay!

Damn it. Push me!

PRECINCT CHIEF, CHANG YUNG-KANG

Sit down. Thank you.

Your woman k*lled your girl.

-What are you talking about?

-Your other student, the older one.

Be careful or I'll sue you for slander.

I don't date older women.

Still pretending? The one with short hair.

You've seen Mei-chuan?

Mei-chuan? Write that down.

-Okay.

-What's her surname?

Her surname is Li.

But it's not very likely.

Didn't she just go to Australia?

I think she married a guy who milks sheep.

Besides, she wouldn't mind.

-Or maybe you mean Ya-ting?

-Who's Ya-ting?

The one arguing with you.

You kicked her out. With the big

Eyes!

Do you mean Ming-hui?

f*ck. How many students

have you slept with?

The girl making a scene when you

and Liu Mu-ting were in that restaurant.

To a classy restaurant like this?

-Have you ever brought me here?

-Okay, sit down and eat.

Do you mean Hsiao-yin?

Stop saying their names.

Are you trying to show off?

It can't possibly be Hsiao-yin.

She's my sister.

f*ck your sister!

She is my sister! I swear!

Ming-han, YYDS.

What A*DS?

Wow, your mind is such a mess.

You're crap at interrogating.

You actually got him to talk.

Are you itching to die?

Hey. Officer.

Is my sister okay?

Is my sister okay?

Has she been k*lled like Liu Mu-ting?

Is she dead?

If you really want to save your sister,

tell me where she lives.

NEW TAIPEI CITY POLICE

SWAT TEAM

Go.

Clear.

All clear.

Chubby, hurry. Hurry up. Be quick!

This way!

I'm sorry.

PHOENIX FEATHERS AND QILIN HORNS

LEARN FROM THE GROUND UP

HAIR TIED TO BEAM AND THIGH JABBED

BEING HALF-HEARTED

HAIR TIED TO BEAM

AND THIGH JABBED

Chubby.

Yes.

IDIOM PROFICIENCY

GREAT IDIOMS SUPPLEMEN

BY SHUI-YUAN

EASTMAN RAPID PRINTING

Wait. Has she been k*lled

like Liu Mu-ting?

Is she dead?

If you really want to save your sister,

then tell me where she lives

and where she usually goes.

She lives alone

in the house our parents left us.

However, if she's not there,

she'll be somewhere very important to us.

HENGCHIU PASSENGER TRANSPOR

Do you know what

"eyes obscured by a single leaf" means?

We think we're seeing

the whole picture.

But in reality,

if you do this,

you won't be able to see anything.

Let's go.

Hsiao-yin.

Why were you going to do that?

Those two insulted you and my brother.

Insulting you is insulting me!

Are you aware that it is wrong?

You shouldn't be the one

doing these things.

You're incapable of it.

Child.

Adversities in life

are like this spot on your face.

It won't go right away

just because you don't like it.

What matters is

learning how to release the bad emotions

brought about by adversity.

Don't let them rot inside of you.

As for the rest,

let time solve everything.

CULTURED CHINESE TEACHER

IS TRUE CULPRIT BEHIND TWO MURDERS

IDIOM m*rder*r ARRESTED

FAMOUS CRAM SCHOOL TEACHER UNVEILED

FEMALE VICTIM MISS LIN

LEF

MALE VICTIM MR. WU

RIGH

I should have guessed it was you,

Hsiao-yin.

Sir.

How did you get out?

A master has his ways,

right?

Can you be more specific?

Okay.

When a second round

of Idiom Murders started,

the police actually

started investigating me.

They thought

I was k*lling people remotely.

They've watched too many movies.

As for the man and woman

who brought me to the precinct,

the man is impulsive with a fiery temper

and has no IQ.

The woman is stubborn,

emotional,

and has no EQ.

They're both idiots

who never studied hard.

Wait.

Sir. Don't tell me you're referring

to Gia g*n Precinct.

Precisely.

-Have you been there?

-Yes.

I often make deliveries there.

I'm sorry.

Don't let us wait so long.

It's not just that man and woman.

Everyone in that precinct seems useless.

Miss.

But I didn't know that you were there.

After the Japanese girl, Mogi Yumi, died

Who is he?

the police actually

pointed the finger at your brother.

Sir.

While I

intentionally pointed it

at another delivery driver.

Do you know

how I got Hsiao-chien

to open the front door back then?

Pretending to be a courier?

On the ground!

Hsieh Cheng-ta, don't move!

I hit the mark unintentionally.

By some coincidence,

the serial k*ller

really was a delivery driver,

huh?

It wasn't easy on your brother.

He must have suffered a lot.

He studied a lot

before he became

a famous cram school teacher.

You're clearly more capable

than your brother.

Why didn't you want to be

a famous cram school teacher?

It's not that, sir.

The world nowadays

is different from your time.

Not just cram schools.

No one seems to care any more

about the values you taught.

Everyone revels in degeneracy.

I'd rather keep my integrity

and deliver food.

My brother has long forgotten

all your teachings.

So only I'm left to do what he won't.

NOTICE

PUT YOURSELF

IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOMES (SHOES)

ALL KNIGHT LONG (NIGHT)

Hey. What are you doing?

Sir, you miswrote some words,

I circled them.

Why did you do that to my notice?

Who cares as long as everyone understands?

Then just don't use idioms.

There are so many mistakes.

Do you know the whole community

sees these notices?

-Can't you be more careful?

-Then let me ask you.

When you were coming down the driveway,

did you see a notice

saying the driveway is not for deliveries?

You lecture me,

but break any rules you like!

That's on me. I apologize.

But look at these mistakes.

Know how many kids see this?

-It's setting a bad example.

-Hey.

This is a parking lot.

What kids play here?

If you're so knowledgeable, why not teach

instead of making deliveries?

Hey, I'm warning you. Show some respect.

You were the one lecturing me.

You started this!

Which company do you work for? Food f*ck.

Ah, Food f*ck.

I'll be making a complaint about you.

What are you still looking at? Leave! Go!

Get lost!

Pretending to be all knowledgeable?

Sir, will you really call me tonight?

Of course.

My word weighs more than gold.

Think how much gold weighs.

But

All right. Get going.

Take care.

Bye, sir.

See you tomorrow.

Sir. It should be

"my word is worth more than gold,"

not "weighs more than gold."

Oh.

Miss, I'm not

her Chinese language teacher.

So what? You're a teacher.

Shouldn't you set a good example?

I'm a P.E. teacher.

If you need help working out,

I'll be in the gym after school.

MINGYUAN HOTEL, 5TH FLOOR

LONGHAI HOTEL, 6TH FLOOR, WELCOME

-Yumi.

-Sir.

-Yumi.

-Where are you taking me today?

-Careful. I'll get the door for you.

-Thank you. Thank you, sir.

Careful.

Hello?

-Huang Hsien, where are you?

-Sir.

What's up? I'm at home.

Is your wife and Hsiao-hsien there?

I want to talk to them.

They went to drawing class.

I need to keep working on my book. Bye.

I

I'll use love arrows to pierce your heart.

Today, I'm going to show you

the Japanese rice omelet I always eat

when I miss home.

It's so yummy.

Even many Japanese restaurants

wow down to this place.

By the way, a fan told me

that it should be "bow down to."

However, I think

"wow down to" works better.

So from now on, in Yumi language,

instead of saying

"bow down to,"

we'll say "wow down to."

What do you say, Mogi-istas?

GREAT IDIOMS SUPPLEMEN

IDIOM PROFICIENCY

IDIOM m*rder*r ARRESTED

FEMALE STUDENT m*rder*d

TEACHER CAUGHT RED-HANDED

(3) PHOENIX FEATHERS AND QILIN HORNS

(4) LEARN FROM THE GROUND UP

(5) HAIR TIED TO BEAM AND THIGH JABBED

(6) k*ll ONE TO WARN A HUNDRED

It's all wrong.

Just wrong.

What did I do wrong?

"Phoenix feathers and qilin horns,"

huh?

Why didn't you bring a fish yourself

instead of using

the security guard's fish?

What if the fish wasn't there that day

or it had been cooked by his mother?

"Learn from the ground up."

What does that mean?

It means that,

when dealing with someone of lower status

or someone

not as knowledgeable,

if we have any questions,

we should still ask them for advice

without feeling shame.

What kind of person was Confucius?

He was the eternal paragon.

If we seek advice

from Confucius,

what's there to be ashamed of?

"Being half-hearted."

Is that in my Great Idioms Supplement?

Is it?

I just wanted my brother

to concentrate on his teaching

and stop chasing women.

Did she miswrite the idiom?

How could you k*ll someone

who hadn't miswritten the idiom

just because of your brother?

Why did I come to see you?

Because you're all messed up.

"k*ll one to warn a hundred."

Sir, I promise I won't let you down

with the next idiom.

What's this?

At a police press conference,

he publicly miswrote

an idiom to provoke me,

thinking I daren't capture him.

And I never thought I'd get him so easily.

He doesn't seem to be dead.

In that case, sir,

please complete

this final ritual.

-Why did you take a police officer?

-To k*ll one to warn a hundred.

k*ll one, one police officer.

What about the hundred?

We can say that we k*lled one

to warn 100 people.

-Then why a police officer?

-Because he miswrote the idiom.

Is that how

the rules of this game work, huh?

But but we've already taken him.

Sir, I'll k*ll him if you don't dare.

Neither if us is going to k*ll him.

-k*ll him.

-No.

-k*ll him!

-No!

DO NOT ENTER

Chubby, hurry!

-Hey, over there. Hurry!

-Okay.

-k*ll him!

-No!

-k*ll him!

-No!

-All clear.

-Clear.

All clear.

Go.

I taught you and Huang Hsien

in the hope

that you would become

excellent teachers in the future.

Not so you would

imitate my past actions.

You'll never find your true self

by blindly imitating others.

And if you lose your true self,

what is the point of living?

It's tragic.

Spare this police officer.

Let's go.

B Team.

Go.

Clear.

Clear.

Reporting movement near the pool.

Sir.

I'm sorry.

I still let you down in the end.

But I never lost my true self.

Since I first met you,

I knew that I would walk in your footsteps

and finish what you could not.

If k*lling a police officer is wrong

then is k*lling one person

to show 100 police officers

still "k*lling one to warn a hundred"?

In the future, your sister

will undoubtedly achieve more than you.

Hey, someone's committed suicide!

Hurry, call an ambulance!

The pool!

Hurry up!

-What took you so long?

-Coming through!

Shui-yuan came to see the k*ller

and she committed suicide.

Call an ambulance. Quick.

Where's Shui-yuan?

He escaped.

f*ck.

Continue searching!

You, find an ambulance.

Boss, I'll get you later.

Wu Wu Ming-han!

Thanks to my personal supervision,

guidance and investigation,

we finally located the idiom m*rder*r,

Huang Hsiao-yin, in her hiding place.

The k*ller, riddled with guilt,

committed suicide to escape punishment.

Under my leadership,

the police upheld

the intimidating authority of the law!

What is she talking about?

-You deserve the credit.

-So where is

Chief Chang,

who normally does the press releases?

He

-He has a bladder problem.

-Yes!

As for the two detectives

whose gross negligence

allowed the Idiom Monster to escape,

they will be

severely punished.

Any more questions?

-She's too much.

-Handsome, it's your turn.

Let's enjoy some good tea today.

TWO WEEKS LATER

The Deputy doesn't appreciate good tea.

But we can enjoy it.

This is called Oriental Beauty.

It costs over 10,000 a can.

It's expensive. Come, help yourselves.

Thank you, Chief.

-Chubby.

-Yes.

-Aren't you on a diet?

-Yeah.

Yet you still eat so much?

Otherwise I won't have the energy

to diet, okay?

-Forget it.

-Chubby.

Oh. Wow.

Captain, you're eating fried food?

Aren't you worried you'll get spots again?

Nothing wrong with spots.

Right, who cares?

Ming-han and I are already blacklisted.

I won't be on any more big cases.

-I won't need to show my face anymore.

-Yes.

f*ck, just the thought makes me mad.

I put myself on the line.

That old witch

still took all the credit. Damnit.

Don't be mad. Here.

Have another cup, okay?

I understand how you feel, okay?

Here.

Chief, I don't get it.

How exactly did Huang Hsiao-yin catch you?

-Right.

-Don't you know Brazilian jiu-jitsu?

-Right.

-Right.

-Hm?

-Right.

I'll show you the power

of a jiu-jitsu champion!

That that's not important.

You still found me in the end? Right?

What matters is I have you guys.

I have such a great team.

Chief, terrible news!

-What's the matter?

-The hotpot place is about to close.

What? Gia g*n Precinct Team 1!

-Yes!

-Go!

THE IDIOM MURDERS

Come, try some tasty ice cream.

TURKISH ICE CREAM

Come, have a try.

Try some tasty ice cream.

Milk flavored, thank you.

Milk?

You can do it.

You can do it.

Well done.

Here you go. Thank you.

You're good.

You can do it, okay?

Quicker.

Thank you.

Thank you.

He who laughs last