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01x12 - Mekaneck's Lament

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "He-Man and the Masters of the Universe". Aired: August 16, 2002 – January 10, 2004.*
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Unlike the previous He-Man series, set on the futuristic planet of Primus, this version sought to return to the roots of the storyline and provide broader explorations never reached in the first series, including origins for each character, and some first-time animated debuts of familiar toyline faces.

01x12 - Mekaneck's Lament

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I am Adam, Prince of Eternia, defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous...

By the power of Grayskull!

I have...

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

AHAHAHAHA!

Retreat!

Why are we letting Skeletor take the bridge, Father? It leads to Grayskull.

Not necessarily.

Attack the clip with everything you've got.

Stratos, mani faces, hit it high. Ram Man, Adam, hit it low.

Move!

Uh, what about me?

Reconnaissance. Let us know if Skeletor calls in reinforcements.

Reconnaissance? Yeah, great.

On my signal!

This is almost too easy!

Yes, it is.

What?!

What?!

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh, my goodness!

AAAAAAAAH!

AAAAAAAAH!

What's the matter, Mech? We won the battle!

No thanks to me. You and the others did all the real work.

I did reconnaissance.

What's wrong with-

Everything! It's boring!

I mean, mani faces has his monster strength,

Stratos can fly, Ram Man can knock down anything.

Me? I can stretch my neck and look at stuff.

Hey, what you do is a big deal.

Remember He-Man's first battle?

You found him and my father trapped in that abyss.

You totally saved him!

Yeah, I guess I did help out.

Oh, maybe you ought to let Man at Arms take a look at that.

Hey, Mech! How's the neck?

What's up with Mech-a-neck?

Some of his neck bearings were jammed.

Too bad about your hoverboard.

How'd you-

You see me plow into that wall?

My new invention.

It can see behind people or objects, above treetops.

It ought to be a great help and reconnaissance.

You didn't, by any chance, show that to me.

You didn't, by any chance, show that to me.

I mentioned it while I was working on his neck.

Now, let's see that board.

A new invention to help with reconnaissance.

Terrific.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, amazing the way you can stretch your neck.

Yeah, real amazing.

You seem troubled.

Perhaps I can help.

I don't think so.

You see an old man.

You think, what can he do for me?

Well, I can grant wishes.

Come on. If you could, you'd have a better boat.

Yes, well, my magic, alas, does not work on myself.

But I can grant your wish.

Well, if I had my wish, I'd wish...

I'd wish for flying powers like stratos,

or maybe monstrous strength like mani faces,

or...

Why limit yourself?

You can have it all.

It just counts as one wish.

What's the catch?

No catch. Just a small fee for my trouble.

What kind of a fee?

I simply need you to do me a tiny favor,

retrieve something for me.

An amulet, not of any great monetary value, you see,

but it was a gift from my dear department system,

and all I have to remember her by.

The sands of fire?

I would gladly get it myself, but frail as I am.

Okay, fine.

I sense grave danger.

The evil Count Marzo has returned.

Count Marzo? Name doesn't ring a...

Many years ago, Marzo's thirst for power had become all-consuming.

He attacked the Hall of Wisdom.

The elders were caught unaware.

If not for the army of Captain Miro...

My grandfather!

Capture him!

No!

Capture him they did, but only after a long and costly struggle.

No!

The elders used their mystic power to imprison Marzo in an old man's body,

and had him exiled to the dark hemisphere beneath the Valley of Geryon.

What was to stop Marzo from using his magic to escape?

The source of Marzo's power was a magic amulet.

The elders had it placed far beyond the reach of man,

deep within a ridge in the sands of fire.

Be on your guard.

Wait! What about these powers?

Ahahahahahahahaha!

So...The Hall of Wisdom is no more.

And Lander son of Miro now rules the kingdom of Eternia.

And it is there we shall exact our revenge.

Yes, my bets.

The Hall of Wisdom is no more.

Adam.

Count Marzo is in the Evergreen Forest and headed for the royal palace.

He-Man is needed.

Right.

By the power of Greyskull!

I have the power!

He-Man!

He-Man!

That's far enough, Marzo.

Oh? I disagree.

Destroy them!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Impossible to penetrate.

We'll see.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Marzo, I will stop you.

All I think not, but just to be sure.

Come, my pets.

We have a kingdom to destroy.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

These are the protectors of Eternia?

Pathetic.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Release the vapors.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mecanec, you've seen He-Man. Gotta find He-Man.

Why? What's going on?

Don't you know? An evil wizard's attacking Eternia.

What about the masters?

Trying to stop them, but they're losing. Gotta find He-Man.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

He-Man!

Stand back, battle cat!

Orko?

Hey! It worked! Oh yeah, there's this evil wizard and he-

I know!

Oh, and Orko? Next time, warm water?

Ah, my stretchy necked friend.

Sick of it!

And now...

The amulet bar zone!

Ahahaha! You're too late!

In five seconds, all that will remain standing is me, protected by my magic.

Of course, if you want to come down here and get it.

But then, you might find the air a bit-

Ahahaha!

I've got a new wish, Marzo. Seeing you behind bars.

Wish granted. You know, that neck of yours is a pretty special mechanism.

That's what Prince Adam said. I guess I should have listened.

Guess you should have. That Adam's a pretty smart kid.

Everybody's special. We each have our own unique talents and abilities.

So instead of wanting to be like others, try and be the best you that you can be.

Until next time!

Thanks for watching!