We've been here for an hour.
Just pick something.
It's okay, ma'am. She's just being a kid.
Hmm, you wouldn't
say that if you knew her.
Ahhh! How long are you going to take?
By the time you pick,
Sankranthi festival will pass
and Deepavali will be here.
Go easy on her, ma'am.
Let her take her time.
Uncle, what's best?
Paper kite or plastic kite?
There is not much difference, love.
A paper kite will get torn soon.
A plastic kite lasts longer.
That's pretty much it.
Come on! Pick one already!
I can't do this anymore.
Give me one kite in each color.
You mean all of them?
-Hi sir. Welcome.
-Hi, hello.
-I didn't expect you to come, sir.
-Looking forward to this.
VIP section is this way, sir.
Umm...
No, I'll sit along with the crowd.
Sure, let's go.
-Sir, huge fan!
-Thank you.
When will you make a
movie in Telugu again?
Let's see.
I need to find a good story.
And sometimes, we have
to go searching for one.
What a girl, huh!
Huh?
It's strange, isn't it?
A kite flying competition.
Between two friends.
That too, for a girl.
Can you believe that?
If you take a look at history,
so many men participated in a
bow breaking competition for Sita.
Like they say, all is
fair in love and w*r.
Love for her...
and w*r for them, is it?
I'm sure you know me.
Gautham Vasudev Menon.
Yeah, I know.
You played the military man in Sita Ramam.
Yeah.
Your name is a bit long.
Is it okay if I call you Vasu?
Yeah.
Hmm, I'm Aishwarya.
Nice to meet you, Aishwarya.
Are they our 'poster card' friends?
Yeah.
Actually, how can I meet that girl?
Why?
Well, I like such unusual characters.
She did drive a wedge between
two friends, causing all this drama.
She is something else. What do you think?
Dangerous woman.
If both of them had let her go,
they would have been happy.
Actually, where the hell is she?
After causing such chaos,
do you think she's chilling at home in AC?
Vasu!
That's enough!
...your best friend or
something?
Why are you getting so angry?
Because that girl's me.
Oh, shucks. I'm so sorry.
So that is why you gave yourself
some self-elevation as Sita.
Okay.
Cool.
As soon as I heard about this match,
I was really curious to know your story.
Why don't you tell me your story?
Looks like they're just getting started.
We still have time.
Please.
What?
When I look at you,
I get the feeling that
you won't understand me.
Don't you dare give me free advice
after listening to the whole thing.
Listen.
I know I look poised.
But inside, I'm a true local.
I'm super friendly to have
a conversation with you.
Trust me.
Think of me as your
best friend and tell me.
Alright, Vasu.
I want to tell you my story after the
fact that you judged me so hard earlier.
Maybe at least you'll understand me.
Let's see.
It was June, 2002.
At Preeti Hospital.
-I can't take this.
-You'll be fine.
Please don't move.
Hello, excuse me.
I am not that jobless either.
I don't need your history.
Just solve the mystery behind this match.
Please.
Let me cut to the chase then.
But, before you get to know about me,
you should get to know about them.
That's your responsibility.
You should've packed it.
Why should I do it? It's your job.
You should've marked the boxes at least.
Damn! This kite string is top-notch!
Can I have it?
Are you free right now?
I don't have anyone
to assist with the spool.
Will you join me?
Don't you know how to fly a kite?
No.
It's alright. My name is Whiskey.
Whiskey?
Short for Vishnu Krishna.
My name makes me sound like a
hero in a Black and White movie.
So for short, it's Whiskey.
My name is Arun.
Oh.
Do you want to fly it?
No, no.
You'll be fine. Come.
Grab this, the kite will fall.
Pull it.
Like this.
Huh?
Come. Let's get some more kites.
I can't let those guys win today.
-Uncle...
-Yes?
Five kites.
And one roll of the special string.
The string is right there.
Did you bring the money?
Money! Do you have it or not?
-Hey, Whiskey! Stop!
-Let's go!
-Whiskey!
-Run!
Hey, Whiskey!
-Wait here.
-What happened?
What is it?
Huh?
-I'm not out.
-I'm telling you you're out.
Why did you hit Ishaan?
You guys started it when
you bullied Pencil at school.
So? You'll hit him?
I'll hit you guys too.
Whiskey, stop!
Please stop it, guys.
-You step back!
-Whiskey, no!
Whiskey, no!
You're going to be fine.
You'll get better.
I won't study in the same
school as sister anymore.
Send me to a different school.
Okay, okay.
Mom, I'll join St. Joseph's.
What school is that?
Whiskey goes there.
Just because he wants to be with Whiskey,
isn't it a bit much to make
us pay his fee as well?
He wants Whiskey.
We want his happiness.
I want one lakh rupees.
Uncle! It's you?
Why did you open a panipuri stall?
Whiskey...
Sankranti festival comes once a year.
Your aunt was whining that selling kites
isn't a stable means to run the family.
That's why I opened this stall.
Hey, they have frisked our laddoos.
Go catch them!
Hurry up!
[indistinct yelling]
-Are you done with cooking?
-Yes, sister.
Damn it!
Aunty, you are like
one laddoo yourself.
Did you just call me a laddoo?
sh*t! They're almost here!
They're going to get me! Let me go!
Idiot!
Catch him, guys!
Where are you, dude?
Right where I left you guys.
Come here immediately.
Pencil, run!
Run! Run! Run!
Who are these guys now?
We let you go that day because
it was your neighborhood.
Today you dared to trespass
our colony and frisk our laddoos.
Call an ambulance, guys.
Ask them to arrange five beds.
If you hit someone, they
might need an ambulance bed.
But when I hit you,
you'll need a death bed.
Well, it's my first movie.
I just said that to have a cool intro.
What the hell are you saying, man?
I'm here, guys!
[indistinct yelling]
"Hello and Namaste! Welcome to Hyderabad!"
"In our area, we thrive on friendship"
"Up goes the Patang"
"Up it flies"
"Hello and Namaste!
Welcome to the street life"
"It's a colorful world that we live in"
"Smoking before a cup of
coffee is the culture here"
"We party all night without a break"
"You'll start a g*ng
w*r if you mess with us"
"It's a viral issue when
we enter the scene"
"Even the Earth that goes around
doesn't understand our gravity"
"We have no clue when
our dreams will come true"
"This city is perfect for
our youthful aspirations"
"Up goes the Patang"
"Up it flies"
"Up goes the Patang"
"Up it flies"
"Welcome to the city of Hyderabad!"
"Up goes the Patang"
It's Armani.
Offo, you're a tiger! Bhoiguda's tiger!
"We live a lifestyle where
we have no stresses"
"Even dum biryani goes bland
seeing the guts in our hearts"
"We chill at the pub and rave
during rock band concerts"
"But nothing beats the
kick of chai at Charminar"
"We're notorious to look at,
but honey pies on the inside"
"Roses are way of proposing to a girl"
"There's mass and class in us
There's always space for new pulse"
"The world is yours if you
have the spice in your heart"
"People from different walks
of life come together here"
"You won't find such purity anywhere else"
"This city is perfect
for friendship and fun"
"Up goes the Patang"
"Up it flies"
"Up goes the Patang"
"Up it flies"
"Jai Bolo Ganesh Maharaj ki!"
"Ganapathi Bappa Morya,
Aadha Laddoo Khaaliya"
"Ganapathi Bappa Morya
Poora Laddoo Choriya"
Hey, stand straight.
Why do you drink so much?
Are you saying I'm sloshed?
-Walk straight.
-I can drink a full bottle.
You are irritating me.
You think I can't drink?
Screw this!
Okay, see you.
Forget about what happened.
Let it go.
Come here.
-No hugging, I'm telling you!
-Come here.
-No, no.
-Whiskey, bring it in.
It's okay.
I'm sorry, man.
Don't be cheap. We don't apologize.
It's okay.
Also, you're apologizing
this for the 46th time.
What a bore!
I'll head in.
You go safely.
Arun.
This is not a joke, okay?
I'm not telling you to
not be friends with them.
I am only telling you
to think about your life.
Otherwise, you'll have to
make a living selling panipuris,
despite having studied
in a reputed school.
Bloody scumbags!
What are you staring at me for?
Yeah, go ahead! Sulk!
You have only two attempts left for GRE.
Please concentrate.
Okay?
Go inside.
So, did you yell at
him for his happiness?
What's wrong with you, Shekhar?
Is this the time to be sarcastic?
Have you seen what he's done?
What has he done?
He has gone and fought with
someone and he has hurt himself.
It might have been an accident.
Is this the time to be careless like that?
She's smoking hot!
Stop it, you two!
It has become your daily routine.
I can't deal with you.
Why don't you guys just talk?
Look at this...
and then speak!
What is it now? Are girls
not checking you out?
It's my parents at home
and here, it's them.
You have come at the right time, Arun.
How's your leg?
It's a lot better.
What is your dad saying?
Did he give you an
earful about the injury?
Mom did.
It's normal though.
If I don't pass GRE this time,
she might k*ll me.
Take it easy, man.
You'll do it.
I'm not sure.
Hey, Arun!
Hey, Arun!
Come down right now!
Arun...
I love you.
I love you, Arun.
Arun.
I love you, Arun.
Hey, what's happening?
What do you want?
How long will you make me chase you?
I keep proposing and
you keep rejecting me.
It's enough!
If you don't say you love me right now,
I will drink this poison.
Alright, go ahead.
Bye.
I'll really drink it.
I will stand right here. Drink it.
I have never seen a person dying.
What should we do now?
If people find out about this,
they will put me in jail.
We have to make the body disappear.
What if we throw it in the nearby lake?
Maybe it's better if we chop
her up and then dump the body?
Damn! She died for nothing.
Dumb chick!
Don't you worry.
Have this cool drink. You will cool down.
Oh.
How did you know?
Poison should never be this cold
like it just came out of the freezer.
Next time, keep it outside
for an hour before bringing it.
Hey!
There goes the Lakshmi b*mb!
You are talking about everyone.
Where are you in this story?
Is it enough to talk about
Krishna alone in Mahabharatham?
Dear, please stop these
historical references.
I admit your story is great.
Please.
Shall we play football?
Football in the sun?
That's why let's play at home.
Alright, come in.
Make at least one goal. We are losing.
Dude, you disappeared for a week!
No call or text.
-Arun, come to the bakery immediately.
What happened?
-Come, I will tell you.
I need to step out urgently, man.
-You keep playing.
-Are you going to that neighborhood?
Hey, kid.
Will you play?
I guess the whole family is weird.
What happened, Whiskey?
Hold on.
-What's up?
-Hold on.
What happened?
I said, hold on!
This is Rambo.
This is Shiva.
Pencil.
Basha.
And...
He is Arun.
Hi.
I told you about him.
My best friend.
This is Aishwarya.
My girlfriend.
Oh, yeah?
Hello, sister-in-law!
Why don't you guys order something?
Excuse me.
Do you want to have puffs?
-Super!
-7 puffs, please.
Chicken, veg or egg?
Cancel puffs and bring samosas.
Small or big?
Cancel samosas.
Why don't you...
surprise us?
Come on, eat.
Why is everyone so quiet?
What do you do?
I did engineering for a year.
But it didn't work out.
Then I tried my hand at arts too.
But I realized that I'm not that artistic.
Then I did BBA as well.
That was also kind of mid.
I'm currently pursuing architecture.
So, you build bridges?
Hey! I didn't keep switching
degrees because I'm a bad student.
I was the topper in everything.
Excuse me. Do let me know
when you do your MBBS.
I'll come to you when I get a fever.
It was a joke.
Shut up, Pencil.
Okay, I'm getting late.
I have to go to college. Bye.
-Bye.
-Okay, bye.
That was nice.
Bro...
How?
It was a random Friday.
It was 4 in
the evening and I had no customers.
So, I opened Facebook on my phone.
You saw her profile
on Facebook, is that it?
No, I saw her face in person.
One plate panipuri.
Here you go.
Onion.
While she was eating my panipuri,
I couldn't help but keep looking at her.
It's yummy.
Really?
Do you want more?
No, no.
I've already eaten a lot.
I don't even have more money.
Hey, that's not a problem.
Today is my stall's 1st year anniversary.
Unlimited panipuri for 5 lucky customers.
-Oh, wow.
-Do you want more?
What's your name?
Aishwarya. Aishu.
What's your name?
Vishnu Krishna.
Whiskey.
Whiskey?
I really like that name.
Really?
That's my dog's name too.
Okay.
I'm full.
Is it?
Will you come again tomorrow?
What is he doing?
Whiskey!
What's going on?
He's gone mad.
Look at him, sir.
This generation is crazy.
He's lost it.
She showed up on the next day as well.
And on the third day.
But on the fourth day, she didn't.
I waited for two more days.
She didn't show up.
I couldn't do this anymore.
I didn't know what to do.
I thought I'd really turn crazy.
That's when...
Hey, does Aishwarya
go to the same class?
Yeah, but she hasn't
come to college for 2 days.
What happened?
Can you give me her address?
Okay, write it down.
-Plot no. 9, Radhe Nagar, Raidurg.
-Okay, okay.
-By the way, who are you?
-Okay, okay.
Aunty, it's locked.
She's at the hospital.
Which hospital?
Maxwell Hospital.
Oh, okay.
It's you?
Hi, Aishu.
I waited for two days
hoping you'd show up.
I did a lot of research
and figured out that...
you were in the hospital.
I got stressed and headed straight here.
What happened to you, Aishu?
I had food poisoning from
your panipuri, you idiot!
You gave me a fricking anniversary
offer like it's Bawarchi Biryani.
You wore gloves
and kept giving me more and more.
-It was fresh water.
-Go away from here!
Just go!
Go away!
Okay.
What kind of fate is this?
Would anybody call this a love story?
I want to pour acid into my ears.
What I'm about to say is the real deal.
Listen carefully.
After that, I closed my stall.
My business died down.
Uncle's business picked up.
What?
I wanted to apologize.
It's okay. I don't like it
when someone says sorry.
We're good.
Oh.
What if I said...
I love you?
I'll say no.
I know that you would
look for me every day.
Is your ego not letting you accept it?
Hello!
"Hey, my beautiful mean diva"
"Don't bite into my heart"
"I told you not to offer your
heart to me like a piece of cake"
"Stop k*lling me with those eyes
I'm the sensitive type"
"Then quit this exaggerated act of yours"
"You hide your feelings because of ego"
"I'll blast your cheek if
you say that again. Go, go"
"You've cast your spell on me"
"Now why don't you become my girlfriend?"
"Give your fantasy a break"
"You don't want to burn
to ashes in this love"
"What's love?
-Tolerating someone"
"Isn't that what you're doing?
-Yeah, live in your delusion"
"My heart skips a beat as you walk away"
"I have a small question.
-You can ask a big one!"
"What does love mean?
-Putting your life on the line for her"
"This is what every idiot out there says"
"But I'm the type who actually does it"
"I can survive many
lives watching you smile"
"I don't have the time
This life should be enough"
"I'll have your name tattooed on my heart"
"I can't give you my heart
because I'm afraid you'll break it"
"Hey, my beautiful mean diva"
"Don't bite into my heart"
"I'll make your
favorite panipuri"
"And eat it all by myself"
"I'm the Cadbury-sensitive type"
"Don't worry. This
strong girl will handle you"
"Now that you've confessed
your love, I'll go crazy"
"Let me know if you're
throwing a party, I'll also drop by"
"You've cast your spell on me"
"Life's going to be a fun ride with you"
"I like your fantasy"
"Let's leave the world behind"
What was that?
Come on, guys!
His one-liners
are k*lling me, dude.
Why don't you stay back here?
Dude... Dude...
You got a girlfriend.
Congrats, man.
Thanks.
Oh, so you made all those movies.
Great!
I heard that directors
make a lot of money.
Is that true?
Yeah, right.
So much so that we have
to turn actor sometimes.
What?
Don't divert the topic.
And then...
The fireworks of my life
went off a week before Diwali.
Aishwarya?
Shhh!
It's Varun, right?
Arun!
What are you doing here?
The Policemen are behind me.
What? Why?
I m*rder*d two people and escaped.
I'm a big-time serial k*ller.
Don't tell Whiskey about this.
Alright. I hit a police car.
The taillight broke.
Is that all?
You can pay them
and be done with it, right?
Well...
Sir, I will pay.
I'm not asking for festival donations.
It's the fine for car damage.
Where's your helmet anyway?
Do you have a license?
Show me your license.
Where is your RC card?
Hey, hey, hey!
He got offended and now he's chasing me.
sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
Okay.
My car is in the next lane.
If we make it there, we can escape.
Why are you laughing when I'm so stressed?
This is actually good.
I badly wanted an
adventure since a long time.
I haven't jumped as much as
a wall since childhood. Do you know that?
I would get scared to bunk a class even.
Oh, so you're that type!
What type?
Let's say you want to enter the classroom.
I am coming to the classroom
teacher.
'May I go to the toilet, teacher?' type.
The type who can't do
anything without taking permission, is it?
Exactly.
Maybe that's why...
I felt so connected to Whiskey.
He does everything
that I want to do but can't.
Idiot.
Looks like
you have a mini bakery in your bag.
Everyone eats to live.
But I live to eat, Mr. Arun.
By the way, what are you doing here...
when all your friends are making kites?
Date with your girlfriend?
No, no.
I am in a GRE class.
Anyway, I don't have a girlfriend.
I guess, I'll never have one.
Why?
Well, generally, they
friend-zone a guy like me and say...
'Aww, you're such a nice guy, cute guy!'
Moreover, I don't know
how to talk to girls.
But you're talking to me pretty well.
If you ask me, girls like guys like you...
who're innocent and don't talk much.
Really?
If you guys talk too much,
you won't let us talk, right?
What are those airpods?
Why do you always have them on
as if you're deaf?
Hey, I love music.
I don't mind
stepping out without pants and a shirt.
But I always need these.
Music, huh?
Even I love music.
What do you usually listen to?
I am a bit old school.
Ilaiyaraaja is my God.
I am a fan of Rehman sir.
Ilaiyaraaja, I haven't listened much.
I guess I don't like his music that much.
Oh, come on!
Please.
Listen to this and say that again.
It can't be better than this.
Wait.
You should listen to this
beautiful underrated song.
"Love is floating in
the air like paper rings"
"They pull closer as
they get lost in the wind"
"Love is floating in
the air like paper rings"
"I lose my breath as I come closer"
"The Earth spins wildly at once"
"I see roses blooming everywhere"
He must've left by now.
You said that
you haven't jumped walls or climbed trees.
But, did you just hit a cop?
You shouldn't take the law
in your hands, Mr. Arun.
You know what?
This is the best day of my life.
I don't even have a problem staying here.
I will stay right here
and even go to sleep.
It doesn't look like we've arrested them.
It looks more like we've booked
an Oyo room for them.
Uncle, will you talk or should I?
I will talk to him.
-Be assertive.
-I will request him.
What is this, sir?
Hello, freedom fighter.
How could you put them in the cell, sir?
Hey, is it true that you hit a cop?
Arun was saying that
he loves jail, Whiskey.
We'll leave him here. What say?
I'm okay with that. I'm loving this.
-Offo!
-I wish there was AC though.
That's a stretch.
Please ignore them and let them go.
-Knock some sense into them.
-Definitely, sir.
Please let them go.
Hey!
What's all this, Whiskey?
-They need to have some sense.
-Drop it.
How can I just drop it?
-Just let it go!
-Thankfully, the CI is a good guy.
What's up with you, girl?
This is the best time I had in my life.
You're on a roll, man.
Alright, let's meet tomorrow.
-I will drop Aishwarya.
-Yeah.
-Okay, bye.
-Bye.
-Shall we go?
-Yeah, come.
-sh*t!
-What happened?
My aunt's here.
Oh, then go say hi.
Our families don't talk to each other.
Is it? Why?
Stop asking questions and watch the movie.
Excuse me.
One popcorn, please.
I will pay online.
What is it?
Have you been missing one of your
family members for years?
Bulbul?
Bulbul?
Oh, is that a nickname?
Come, I will take you.
Hey, Bulbul.
You! What the hell are you doing here?
And why are you missing my
Math classes daily?
Do you know how many marks
you got in your exams?
I hate students like this.
You better show me your face tomorrow.
Looks like your aunt is very strict.
Did you have to do that family reunion?
Aishu.
Why don't you take Arun's help
if you're weak in Math?
He is also preparing for GRE.
Arun?
No.
-Come, I will talk to him.
-No, no, no.
-It's okay. Come.
-Whiskey, no!
Come on.
Do it.
I mean, start studying.
Okay, so...
If you remember the quadratic formula,
negative b plus or minus the square
root of b squared minus 4ac over 2a.
This is very important basic algebra.
This will find the solutions for parabola.
Okay, now this is how you solve
a tangent function.
Take that formula...
Thanks, dude.
From today, you are Aishu's teacher.
But no tutoring fee, okay?
Okay.
Let's go.
See you.
Aishu.
How did he do?
He's damn good, isn't it?
How are you both such good friends?
I don't know.
I like him a lot.
I mean, who wouldn't like him?
Okay, let me ask you one thing.
Suppose, your sister is in a
relationship with someone.
But she's doubtful that she might be
in love with someone else.
Now, she doesn't know
who is right for her.
Okay, she loves him.
But he should love her back, right?
You're thinking too highly of her.
Anyway, I don't talk much about her.
Once I zone someone out,
I never let them back in.
You're useless. Go away.
Okay, okay.
It doesn't matter what I think.
She should listen to her heart.
So, it doesn't matter if the guy
in the relationship gets hurt?
Not at all. Chill. It's okay if he's hurt.
We should do what we like.
So, she should listen to her
heart even if the guy gets hurt, is it?
Are you sure?
Yeah, take my word for it.
Okay.
Would you forgive Arun
if he did something wrong?
You're talking about Arun.
I would definitely forgive him.
But...
would you forgive me if I kissed you
on this road?
I have to go.
Where?
Bye.
Is he in that neighborhood again?
What are you guys doing?
Oh, seems like you are busy.
Carry on.
Buddy, let's
have two pegs of this and get sloshed.
You smartly kept the bottle in my hand.
Uncle will k*ll me if he sees this.
Uncle.
"Let's go gaga tonight"
"Let's show them how it's done"
"Let's drench ourselves in perfume"
"Let's turn this world into a party place"
"There she comes in a silk saree"
"Stop staring, you silly!"
"There she comes in a silk saree"
"Stop staring, you silly!"
Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
You look beautiful in this saree.
Let's go, man. I need to take a puff.
I will be back in two minutes.
Two minutes, I will be back.
Where is he going, dude?
What was that at your place yesterday?
What was what?
Arun, can you please come?
[indistinct chatter]
That's my question. What happened?
What are you talking about?
What happened between us?
I will be on the terrace.
Come up in five minutes.
Hey, what is this?
What happened yesterday?
Nothing happened.
Nothing happened?
No.
Hey, what are you doing?
-Are you mad?
-Nothing happened?
Okay, okay, okay.
Something happened.
Whiskey is my best friend.
Do you understand?
I can't do this to him.
Forget about me.
How can you love
him and then cheat on him?
If you find someone else in the future,
will you leave me too?
I don't know all that, Arun.
Yes, I like Whiskey a lot.
His attitude, the way he proposed to me,
his innocence, arrogance.
Any girl is
easily attracted to all these qualities.
Maybe that's why I also
got attracted to him.
But, what I have with you
is something special, Arun.
I like you a lot too, Aishu.
When I am with you,
I feel alive, special.
But I can't cheat Whiskey.
Tell me this.
Is Whiskey your best friend? Yes or no?
So what?
If your friendship is true,
he will forgive you.
I don't know about all that.
If you are so scared, forget it, Arun.
What?
Hey, when and where will
someone fall in love...
who are we to judge?
It just happened.
Sometimes, it's also called cheating.
First of all, your Jessie
doesn't have clarity.
If she does it, she's the heroine.
If I do it, I'm the villain, huh?
Okay, okay.
I am sorry.
Love.
It can be felt anywhere,
any number of times.
You are right.
"Life has turned upside
down all of a sudden"
"This story has become
more dramatic than anticipated"
"Life has turned upside
down all of a sudden"
"This story has become
more dramatic than anticipated"
"Oh, my Narada, show me a way"
"Oh, my Cupid, clear this confusion"
"Give my eyes some sense of clarity"
"Solve this twist in my head"
"Hey, Hawaa Hawaa Re"
"Hawaa Hawaa Re"
"Life has become totally clueless"
"This new age romance is wild"
"I feel dizzy as soon as I wake up"
"My body temperature
goes up all of a sudden"
"My head is going off like a spinning top"
"My heart is screaming
like the scooter's horn"
"Hey, Hawaa Hawaa Re"
"Hawaa Hawaa Re"
"Life has become totally clueless"
"This new age romance is wild"
"Life has turned upside
down all of a sudden"
"This story has become
more dramatic than anticipated"
"Life has turned upside
down all of a sudden"
"This story has become
more dramatic than anticipated"
"Oh, my Narada, show me a way"
"Oh, my Cupid, clear this confusion"
"Give my eyes some sense of clarity"
"Solve this twist in my head"
"Hey, Hawaa Hawaa Re"
"Hawaa Hawaa Re"
"Life has become totally clueless"
"This new age romance is wild"
I will understand you guys.
But you know what will happen
if Whiskey finds out, right?
What do you mean understand?
I have been chasing you since childhood.
You even kissed me.
Now you want her?
And she's your friend's lover.
Aren't you ashamed?
Hey, you loved me.
But I didn't love you back.
You kissed me, I didn't.
And I don't owe you any explanations.
What are you going to do now?
I have tried many times to tell him.
But I couldn't.
I don't care what happens.
I'm going to tell him soon.
Be careful.
Nice match.
How much did India score?
Are you drunk?
No way. Why?
For starters, you don't
watch cricket, do you?
I got doubtful when you asked suddenly.
Oh, that.
You know my friend, right?
Whiskey, curly hair.
He is also crazy about cricket.
Just like you.
Okay.
Shall we go get ice cream?
You have definitely had some cheap
liquor, right?
Tell me the truth.
No.
Why did you stop here?
Let's pick up Whiskey and go.
Get down.
[chatter]
Our guys are here.
Who is she? She looks nice.
Hey, Aditi.
You're so grown up!
Yeah, yeah.
She is 20 now.
Oh.
So, what's the plan?
Let's go get ice cream.
Pencil, get into the car.
Aditi.
You like curly hair, right?
When she was a kid, she used to
cry saying she wants curly hair.
Oh.
Aishu also loves my hair, you know?
She gives me a head massage
even if my head isn't aching.
You see, like this.
Woah! Both of you ordered the same flavor.
Aishu only got me used to this flavor.
Tooty Fruity.
Very cute. Just like Aishu.
Do you want some?
Hey, will you have
the same flavor forever?
Why don't you try some other flavors?
Huh?
You should, bro.
Here, try my chocolate.
Whiskey.
Dude...
You know me.
I know you.
Ever since we were kids,
the reason we never had a fight was...
the mutual understanding we had.
I believe you will still understand me.
We always shared everything, didn't we?
Even my underwear.
Yewww!
Are you comparing me to underwear?
I lost my flow now.
I'll just go tell him.
[chatter]
Hey, Aishu!
Come inside.
Oh, you're here too!
Did you guys come together?
No, I came in an auto.
Alright, come inside.
Mom, your daughter-in-law is here.
Huh?
Happy birthday, aunty.
Thank you, dear.
Happy birthday.
Thank you, son.
Cut the other side.
Why are you both so quiet?
Aishu, you should talk to him.
He's too quiet.
Hi.
Basha.
Drop Aishu and come.
No, I can't. There's
an auto strike going on.
They'll screw me if I take a ride.
-Okay.
-See you.
I'll book a cab.
Bye.
Bye, aunty.
Did you guys come together?
No, I came in an auto.
Bro, one cigarette.
That's so funny.
Hello.
Whiskey, I'm in class.
I'll call you later. Bye.
Was that him?
I guess that's Whiskey.
Hello.
Hey, where are you?
I'm at home, man.
I'm coming to you, actually.
It's getting complicated, Aishu.
I have to tell him today.
"What is this illusion?"
"This game of love has messed me up"
"This drama is why every story ends"
"This drama is why every story ends"
So, you successfully tore them apart.
Did you feel bad?
No.
I'm actually hungry.
What? You're hungry already?
Finish the story first.
Vasu, food first.
Story next.
Okay.
I'll bring something.
You wait.
"This drama is why every story ends"
"This drama is why every story ends"
"This drama is why every story ends"
So you finally started the
Kurukshetra w*r that you badly wanted.
Guys, stop this!
Why are you fighting like dogs?
Uncle, you don't interfere.
Man, you should be really
shameless to betray a friend like me.
-Dogs are more loyal than you.
-Whisky, stop!
What have you done?
How could you hit him like that?
You should talk it out and resolve this.
Both of you are at fault. So, apologize.
-No more fights.
-Apologize? Seriously?
Apologize for what, uncle?
Why should I apologize to him?
No one has ever betrayed
me so badly before.
Stop saying that word!
I genuinely came to confess
everything and apologize.
What's wrong with you guys? Stop this!
I've known you since you were kids,
but I've never seen you guys fight.
You can't be fighting over a girl.
Love is such a messy business.
I'm a living example.
I've been married for 18 years.
I sincerely loved my wife.
What's the outcome?
I got divorced, and my
sister-in-law moved in with us.
I fell in love with her.
I know that she's my
sister-in-law, my wife's sister.
But, how would love know?
Love is blind, man.
My wife fought at first
and then compromised.
She is now organizing our wedding.
You all are invited to the
wedding. You must come.
Are you going to hit me too now?
Go ahead.
She started all this.
Character-less woman!
Who the hell are you?
[overlapping yelling]
Guys, stop it! I beg you!
I can't handle this anymore.
I beg you guys! Please stop!
This isn't right.
I trusted them.
I didn't want the world. I
just wanted them in my life.
I even told mom about her.
Now you tell me, uncle.
What's my fault in this whole situation?
The issue here isn't me
betraying our friendship, uncle.
Aishu doesn't want him.
She said she genuinely loves me.
What Aishu wants is important, isn't it?
We can't force her, can we?
Aishu...
You created this problem.
Now you solve it.
You want Arun, right? Be honest.
Aishu, answer him!
You don't have to be scared of anyone.
Speak up, Aishu!
[All] Speak up, Aishu!
Aishu, speak up!
Aishu, speak up!
Aishu, speak up!
Come on, Aishu! Speak up!
Speak up!
Speak up!
Speak up!
I don't know.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I know that I made a mistake.
Whisky is a really good guy.
But I really like Arun too.
I can't choose between you both.
I'm sorry.
You guys only decide.
You want us to decide? Are you mad?
What do we do now?
What's the solution?
Let's not fight, okay?
Let's play.
We'll use the very thing
that initiated your friendship...
to end this fight.
Yeah, let's do that.
Don't you get it?
Sankranthi is coming in 20 days.
Let's fly kites.
Whisky's team Vs. Arun's team.
Whoever wins gets Aishu.
We can't be playing games, uncle.
Let's say yes!
You think our lives are a joke?
You're not listening to my advice.
So I might as well make
you play it out. What say?
I don't even know how to fly a kite.
That's totally your problem.
Kiting to our neighborhood
is what cricket is to India.
You love her, right?
Learn how to fly a kit and prove it.
-I can't do all this. I just...
-I'm fine with it.
You heard her.
So, it's decided.
I'll be the organizer.
Let's play in Boyhood itself.
Works?
Uncle, I'm here to see Aishwarya.
Arun?
Come inside.
Why aren't you answering my calls?
My phone speaker is water clogged.
What's your problem?
You only said that you love me.
Why are you doing this?
You'll be fine. Just relax.
It really hurts. I can't bear this.
-Please don't move.
-Calm down.
Ma'am, please.
I gave you the due date for next week.
Why are you here so early?
She was in labor till now, ma'am.
You stepped in and it stopped.
Are you saying that the
baby decided to come out...
and then changed her decision?
Ma'am, she was really in labor.
Aishwarya, which school
do you want to go to?
Dad, I'll go to Wonder Kids School.
I suck at decision-making, Arun.
I get anxious about the consequences.
I really like the both of you.
But, I can't make this decision.
So, you'll just agree to the competition?
I can't fly a kite.
How will I win, huh?
Men have gone to w*r for love.
Can't you fly a kite?
Listen to this, guys. 'Kiting for love'.
You heard it right. 'Kiting for love'.
Two guys are fighting over a girl.
Whoever wins at kiting gets the girl.
Bro, for the first time,
our photos from the
neighborhood are in the newspaper .
What?
-Post this on social media.
-On it.
We are public figures from today.
Wherever we go, fame will follow.
[indistinct chatter]
Whisky, come here.
What did I tell you?
Study well and get a job.
And what are you doing?
Running after chicks.
Shame on you!
My father used to bring
me here to scold me.
But I brought you here to apologize.
This river used to be a well at one point.
But now,
these tall buildings have come up.
Also, those huge
parks for kids to play at.
Just like this river,
no one cares about us.
They chase after
superficial, blingy things.
Whether it's people in general...
or women.
Whisky...
You are a good guy.
If you were born in those buildings,
we wouldn't be here today.
Sorry.
So this is what you want
to do with your life?
How did you become so cheap?
I have been telling you since childhood.
That Whisky is not right for him.
You don't start, Shekhar.
Talk to me, Arun.
What's happening?
With all this is happening,
when will you concentrate on GRE?
And who the hell is that Aishwarya girl?
Mummy, please!
This is very important to me.
You guys have been
fighting since I was a kid.
Did I ever stop you?
First you sort out your problems.
Then think about me.
Sometimes it's worth
fighting for someone you love.
You may not understand that.
Because you never knew what love is.
Hey!
Is this why you did all
that ice cream drama?
You wanted to set me up with your friend?
Disgusting!
There will be 5 members in each team.
-Because there are 5 of them?
-Come on!
We need a minimum number, right?
What good will it be
if only you both fight?
I am the only one on my team.
Don't panic.
There's plenty of time
to form a good team.
Straight and right.
Okay. Thank you.
Most important.
Money.
Do you have it?
He has it. Careful, man.
Pencil, you look stylish today.
Help me open it.
Here you go, uncle!
What is this?
Are these temple donations?
What the hell!
What about you?
I will send online, uncle.
How much?
10,000 rupees.
That's a lot.
You only keep it.
I can't do this.
-Take this back and keep it with you.
-Uncle!
You also transfer the money to
yourself. Don't give me anything.
I can't pull this off. Forget it.
We will give you the money.
We are from Radio Chilli Company.
We read an article about you this morning.
It's very interesting.
We want to sponsor the competition.
We will also have a prize
money for the winners.
But, it won't be a small event
like the one you're planning.
It will be a big event in a big
ground with big media coverage.
We will also have tickets.
But, who will watch us, sir?
And, what do you gain from it?
Kiting between two friends over a girl.
What could be more interesting than this?
What do you say, guys?
Let's not air our dirty
laundry in public, uncle.
Think about it.
It's a good chance for your
neighborhood to be popular.
-Let's do it, sir.
-Thank you.
-Let's sign the agreement.
-Yeah, let's do it.
Let's sign the agreement, guys.
Whisky...
People chase after
superficial, blingy things.
Whether it's people in general...
or women.
We have another task.
Let's go.
[singing randomly]
Hi.
Bro!
It's only been a month, dude.
-I haven't seen you in so long.
-Yeah, yeah.
Come inside. Let's play football.
Okay.
Damn!
You stay off the radar with girls,
even the single ones.
How did you end up with
a girl who has a boyfriend?
Super.
Very proud of you.
Okay, thank you.
He is dangerous.
Don't worry.
We will win, okay?
But...
I play only complicated games.
Okay.
I don't play such silly, cheap games.
I'm doing it only for you. First time.
Okay.
We need three more players.
Can you think of anyone?
-What to do?
-Ask your sister.
We can train her..
We need Aditi for sure.
She's the only hope for us basically.
She can dance?!
Ask her to fly a kite
as beautifully as she dances.
It will be a simple win.
We're sorted.
You're right.
Yeah, that's for sure.
Aditi.
Aditi.
Sorry.
Look what I got for you.
iPhone.
She is walking away with
the phone. What a waste!
Aditi.
No.
No.
-Tickle, tickle, tickle!
-No!
Stop it.
What is this?
What do you want?
Will you join our team?
Is he on the team too?
Yes.
Then I have to think about it.
Hello.
I am the team coach.
You and your brother don't know sh*t.
You're lucky that a gamer
like me is on your team.
-Tell her.
-Correct.
I heard there's a prize money.
If we win, I want to keep it all.
If you're okay with that, I will join.
What about me?
I'm okay with it. Done.
What do you want?
Give me a cigarette. I will tell you.
You know about the fight, right?
We will win no matter what.
But there's no way I'd let him go.
He doesn't have a team.
If you join his time and
then play for our side,
Aishwarya is mine.
Arun is yours.
What say?
Deal okay?
Hello.
I'll do it so that you get Aishwarya.
You are already imagining
marriage and kids with him, isn't it?
Just the marriage part.
Hi.
I got to know everything, Arun.
I know you really well.
It's not your fault.
You should win, Arun.
And get Aishwarya too.
If you agree, I will join your team, Arun.
It's last minute.
Let's see. Okay.
Okay.
Welcome to the team.
-He is Kiwi. My friend.
-Hi, hi.
Hello.
-That's my sister.
-Hi.
We are going for practice.
-So, you can join.
-Come.
Guys, our training starts today.
Do you know how to fly a kite?
No, I don't.
Okay.
Kiwi, you should teach all of us.
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
-Let's start our first lesson. Hold this.
-Okay.
Release the spool when I say.
-Okay?
-Yeah.
Air.
Air is as important as the kite here.
Okay?
A person who wins in a
video game, can win anywhere.
Let's try again.
I play only complicated games.
I don't play such silly, cheap games.
Please, stop playing the
dialogues from the previous scene.
The kite will fly.
Shame on you!
Yewww!
I knew he was good for nothing.
There are four of us now,
and none of us can do it.
You call this a team, and even
go for an elevation shot. Wow!
What do we do now?
[chatter]
Hey!
It's okay. Come.
Hey!
What will you eat?
No. Forget I asked.
You don't take decisions.
I will make something and get it.
Come, sit.
[chatter]
Who called her, dude?
Take this order first.
Basha, come on!
[chatter]
Did you really mix rat poison
instead of salt this time?
Rat poison is out of stock.
Otherwise, I would
have definitely mixed it.
How are you, Whisky?
Don't ask a guy on the ventilator
how he is by pulling the mask off.
It's nasty on your part.
[chatter]
What's happening here?
Nothing. He loves the food apparently.
Aishwarya.
100 rupees.
Bill.
Oh.
Sorry.
First, let's start with the basics.
This is the string.
You will win the match
only if this is strong.
This is made from glass powder.
We know all that, man.
Teach us how to fly them.
Will you just stop?
Okay.
Cool.
Who tied this?
It looks like a shoe lace.
Oh.
He must have done this.
You kick him hard and
then learn the right way.
Arun. This went well.
But, you guys need more practice.
-Okay.
-You're coming tomorrow, right?
Where?
It's my wedding!
Second marriage?
Such a guy.
Give me that peg.
-Where are you going?
-To have fish fry.
Why does he look cooked?
[indistinct chatter]
Hey, Divya. remember I was telling you.
He's the guy. He's always causing drama.
She is Divya.
She is Kavya.
Tippu, don't do this.
Tippu, no! It's my wedding, man!
What the hell, Tippu!
Get lost!
"Love flips your life up and down"
"It's an exhausting roller-coaster ride"
"Youth mess with it out of innocence"
"And when they get screwed,
they fall to the ground"
"Love has made me a loser"
"A girl has made a fool out of me"
"Love is nothing but trouble"
"Don't you do the mistake of poking it"
"Everything is rosy in the beginning"
"After breakup, your
whole world collapses"
"It makes your story one to
regret, grieve and torment over"
"Love is risky business"
"It's Emosanal Drama; Don't fall in love"
"It's a coma your heart
won't recover from"
"It's Emosanal Drama; Don't fall in love"
"It's a coma your heart
won't recover from"
"It's Emosanal Drama; Don't fall in love"
"It's a coma your heart
won't recover from"
"You can't create a scene
because it's your friend's wedding"
"You can't create a scene
because it's your friend's wedding"
"The news of divorce has gone viral"
"They do live-in because it's the trend"
"But then they feel
sainthood is way better"
"There are no super hit stories in love"
"All love failure stories
are blockbusters"
"There is no lover who
hasn't broken hearts"
"He who knows this is really clever"
"Love is all about ego"
"It's a fight that goes
on even after death"
"This nuisance isn't
something you can get rid of"
"Which parent has ever
been supportive of love?"
"Liquor is much better than your lover"
"Check out the power of an alcohol drop"
"It makes your story one to
regret, grieve and torment over"
"Love is risky business"
"It's Emosanal Drama; Don't fall in love"
"It's a coma your heart
won't recover from"
"It's Emosanal Drama; Don't fall in love"
"It's a coma your heart
won't recover from"
"It's Emosanal Drama; Don't fall in love"
"It's a coma your heart
won't recover from"
"It's Emosanal Drama; Don't fall in love"
"It's a coma your heart
won't recover from"
"It's Emosanal Drama; Don't fall in love"
"It's a coma your heart
won't recover from"
Please, please, please.
sh*t!
Did you order this?
That's enough, man.
You've been sulking since morning.
When we were kids,
Whisky would talk about
opening a big food truck someday.
That day is finally here now.
But I'm not by his side.
Everything I love abandons me.
I loved mom and dad.
They're too busy fighting,
they don't care about me.
I loved Whisky.
He left.
I loved Aishu.
She left.
GRE...
Gone!
What makes you think
we will win this game?
Dude!
He's coming.
Let him come. We'll
beat him black and blue.
Hey, man.
Is it true that your girl
eloped with your best friend?
Hero!
Why did you hit him, man?
I just stated that his girl eloped.
What's wrong?
She really did elope, didn't she?
That too with your best friend.
I didn't take you for such a useless guy.
Both your girl and your best
friend decided to cheat you.
You call yours a love story?
Let's go, guys.
Pick him up.
Come, dude.
What's wrong?
She really did elope, didn't she?
That too with your best friend.
Both your girl and your best
friend decided to cheat you.
You call yours a love story?
We have only a week left.
We need another player.
I hope at least the new guy knows kiting.
So, we need a champion.
Champion!
So,
how's your tournament training going on?
Okay, daddy.
But we need another player.
You need a champion, am I right?
Yeah?
Maybe that champion
is right in front of you.
No flex, uncle.
Yes, I am a good player.
But I'm not a champion.
You mean...
You?
Yeah.
You know my sports history.
And I miss those trophies.
And all those people cheering for me.
If you're okay,
I can be a member of your team.
Not just a member.
I can make our team win.
Welcome to the team, uncle!
We're lucky to have a champion like you.
Thank you so much for your participation.
Thank you.
-Are we ready to train?
-Yes, uncle.
Come on then!
Thank goodness!
Yay!
As soon as you get out of here, Whisky,
we'll go and break their frigging bones.
-How are you doing now?
-He's been admitted for 2 days.
What happened?
Why are you quiet, bro?
Say something.
They're not wrong.
I mean, my best friend did cheat me.
They're right.
Whisky...
It's better if we drop this match.
You and Arun have been
best friends for 12 years now.
Let's compromise from our side.
Why fight?
He's our friend Arun, after all.
You know how madly I am
in love with him, Whisky.
I even dreamt of church wedding with him.
Imagine, I am willing to drop it.
Lakshmi...
That's all fine.
What's up with the church wedding?
You're a Hindu, right?
I don't want to talk to her.
-Tell her to leave.
-Whisky...
-Bro, bro...
-Have you lost your mind?
Aishu, leave.
See you at the match.
Is it necessary for
you to play at this age?
Was it necessary for you to get
married a second time at this age?
Okay, okay. I like your logic.
Let's start the practice.
Why is he attacking me personally?
Coach, our bodies will become
qstiff without warm up.
This isn't the film Thammudu
or Chak De India...
to do warm ups and have
cars ride over our knuckles.
This is kiting.
Fly your kite and cut the opponent's kite.
That's all that counts.
How was that?
What are you waiting for? Let's start.
I don't know what you'll do.
But we must defeat Whisky.
Let me ask you a question.
Why is your dad dressed like a school boy?
[overlapping chatter]
"It never goes the way you expect it to"
"You have to change your
fate and mount the Everest"
"Stop stalling and defeat your limits"
"Spread your wings and fly the kite"
"You're a winner. This
is a cake walk for you"
"Listen to me! You've
got to rewrite history"
Hey, their team is called Biryani Boys.
Shouldn't we have a name too?
Focus on the game first.
We'll win even if we don't have a name.
"Let them mock you
You got to prove them wrong"
"Tie the knots with precision"
"Let them become their death sentence"
"Tear them apart with the string"
"Make the scoreboard go overboard"
"Let's go, Panther! Hit a sixer!"
"You're a winner! No backing down!"
"Let your success chase away your past"
"Hold your anger and
project it during the battle"
"Buckle up for a w*r with friendship"
"Set the records straight"
"Make every kite peak high"
"Make them bow down in shame"
Come on!
Come on, man!
Bring Chinese string tomorrow.
Chinese string?
That's banned here.
We get weed here.
Kite string is no big deal.
Is that why they banned both?
Shut up and do as I say.
"It never goes the way you expect it to"
"You have to change your
fate and mount the Everest"
"Stop stalling and defeat your limits"
"Spread your wings and fly the kite"
"You're a winner. This
is a cake walk for you"
"Listen to me! You've
got to rewrite history"
Arun?
What are you doing here at this time?
This won't work, Aishu.
What?
I will lose.
Are you drunk?
No one is serious here.
You go home.
We will talk tomorrow.
He calls himself my friend.
He should understand me then, right?
Why would I cheat him?
He started this without
even thinking about that.
Okay.
We will lose this match anyway.
I don't want all this.
You loved him first, right?
Go with him.
Now I understand how
important I am to you.
"Love is floating in
the air like paper rings"
"They pull closer as
they get lost in the wind"
"Love is floating in
the air like paper rings"
"I lose my breath as I come closer"
It's a great story.
If the cl*max is good,
it will be a blockbuster.
Copy that.
Ud Patang 2024, going live in 1..2..3!
Let's ask the students
who they're betting on.
Biryani Boys!
It's an interesting contest!
Let's see who will take the trophy home.
People in Hyderabad must be so jobless.
I used to work for the IPL.
Now I have to do this crap for money.
If you had worked in IPL, we
wouldn't have called you either.
Let's go.
k*ll it!
Okay. Come on, girls.
Yo, man! All tracks volume up! Yo, bro!
Move!
Keep screaming! Yes!
In Hyderabad,
we generally see so many people
at the high-tech city traffic junction.
That's how many people are here
for the kite-flying competition today.
All of them seem to be
Whisky's supporters.
Arun supporters are
reported to be worried of tan.
So they're eating popcorn
and watching this from home.
What do you call such
attitude, Mr. Jagdish?
Arrogance.
Life gives a golden chance to everyone.
To prove yourself.
When such a chance knocks on
your door, you should welcome it.
You shouldn't turn on the
AC in your bedroom and sleep.
Like you do.
Who are you?
What have you achieved in life?
Dad, what do you have
other than money?
Aditi, what do you have
other than your degree?
Lakshmi, are you okay with your mom
working in a grocery shop all her life?
Think new, think big.
Kiwi,
to be frank, it's a
waste of time to ask you.
Everyone out there is
saying that Whisky will win.
We have to prove them wrong.
Let's crush their kites to the
floor as soon as they rise up.
People who called us losers
should call us champions.
We should win the trophy
and flaunt our collars.
Hey...
I want to win somehow.
We get it.
I don't want to lose.
Stop it!
Don't think about the
naysayers. Okay, okay.
Calm down. It's okay.
Without any further
ado, let's call our 2 teams.
First, let's welcome our
neighborhood g*ng, Biryani Boys.
"Welcome to Hyderabad"
"It's time to fly the kites"
"Bring some wonder back into life"
"Or lose and regret it for life"
"Let's make some noise
for the Biryani Boys"
"Let's make some noise
for the Biryani Boys"
"Let's make some noise
for the Biryani Boys"
"Let's make some noise
for the Biryani Boys"
Whisky and team look super confident.
Let's call our next team.
Watch out for my guy.
Pizza Panthers.
Welcome to Pizza Panthers!
Big round of applause, please!
Yeah!
I didn't hear many cheers.
Focus there.
Arun's team looks like they've
covered all genders and age groups.
What do you say, Mr. Jagdish?
It's social justice!
Social justice! Of course!
Few kids, old people
and this would've been...
a full-blown Brahmotsavam movie.
Some are in orange jersey, some in purple.
For those who don't
know about this game,
there's only one thing to know.
Pench!
When the strings of the
two kites come into contact,
the team whose string breaks apart loses.
So, who do you want to see win?
Oh sorry, I forgot.
Madam don't take decisions, right?
I am very nervous, to be honest.
I am dying to see the champion
who's going to win Aishwarya.
"Bro, look at me!"
"Hey, this way!"
"It's w*r time"
"There is fire in the eyes"
"Our attitude soars once
we get into action mode"
"Opposition doesn't stand
a chance when we attack"
"We'll make you frown with our Pench"
"We'll break your jaws and
make a garland out of your bones"
I will tell you the rules once again.
Each team will get 10 kites.
That means, each member will get 2 kites.
One member from each team
will come forward and start kiting.
This will go on till the end.
The team to cut the most kites wins.
Got it?
We want heads.
We don't do tosses here.
Alright, move on.
Arun, you have to pick a chit.
Whisky, same goes for you.
Your names aren't in here.
Since you're captains,
you'll compete last.
Okay? Now pick.
Come on.
Give me that.
Lakshmi from Arun's team.
Hold this.
Shiva from Whisky's team.
Both the teams have been
given kites and strings equally.
This includes dangerous strings like
Guddu, Bareily, Disco and Tangus.
It is completely up to them which
kite will be used for which match.
Sorry, Arun.
I joined your team to make you guys lose.
I told you so.
I came here because Whisky sent me.
But I'm telling you now.
The love I have for you,
you'll see it in the way
I'm going to play that game.
Sure, whatever.
It is a lost match.
It's over!
Buddy, Lakshmi is trying too hard.
Do you think she will ditch us?
Take it easy, bro. We'll handle her.
Our first match is between
Lakshmi and Shiva.
They have taken their positions.
Let's see.
Shiva looks like a professional kiter.
His kite has gone up perfectly.
But Lakshmi's kite is hesitating to go up.
Lakshmi and Shiva's
kites are on the same level.
The real fun is going to begin now.
Let's see who will attack first.
Shiva is going for attack first.
Shiva looks like he's going to
make the Pizza Panthers cry.
Lakshmi runs away from
Shiva's attack like Jerry from Tom.
This doesn't seem like a kite competition.
It's almost like a cop-thief chase.
Hey, Lakshmi.
Idiot.
Why is she salty?
I winked at her, dude.
Let's cut her kite off.
Shiva is going for the second attack.
Looks like the strings will
come into contact soon.
Almost there. Come on, come on.
Yes, that's a Pench!
Like I said, Pench is when both
the strings come into contact.
Pench increases the
chances of a kite being cut off.
Come on, come on.
If the string is turning white,
it means that the player's face is
going to turn black from embarrassment.
Lakshmi is releasing more string.
Shiva is pulling it hard.
Let's see who wins and who loses.
Come on, come on.
Oh my God, what a cl*max!
Lakshmi has cut off Shiva's kite.
Wow!
Hey, Pencil.
Do you want another one?
She is playing for them.
Show her how it's like to mess with us.
-Got it?
-Watch me put her in her place.
Let's go.
Stop bragging! My team will win.
-No. My team will win.
-No. My team will win.
-Watch us win!
-You watch us win!
Hello girls.
After only one win?
Sir, it's you!
Yes, it is me.
Look at that.
Lakshmi, I think we
should not tie it that far.
This knot is called 'Bommakannal'.
What does it do?
I will show you.
It's 1 point for Arun's
team and 0 for Whisky.
Let's see what will
happen in the second round.
Release the spool.
Shiva has no idea what to do.
He is losing his mind.
Lakshmi is like, 'Do whatever you want.'
'I'm going to stand my
ground like a tigress', she says.
Shiva is going for attack.
Let's see what will happen.
Shiva, why are you losing your sh*t?
Calm down.
Lakshmi, he's coming for you!
Lakshmi!
Yes! It's a Pench!
I'm sure she has a
sneaky plan. Be careful.
Amazing! Shiva's kite goes down again.
Arun's team bags another point.
Whisky's team is still at zero.
Lakshmi is playing beautifully.
Do you think she's the Man of the Match?
Sorry. I meant Woman of the Match.
What do you think, Mr. Jagdish?
Now she's just showing off, man!
Wow! Just wow!
I'll deal with you later.
Why did you toss that?
-Biryani Boys?
-Yes.
They will go back to
delivering biryani after this.
That's not aimed at me.
Yay!
Thank you so much!
Arun, send Kiwi from your team.
Whisky, send Pencil.
All the best!
Lakshmi has come to
hold the spool for Kiwi.
But Pencil insists on holding his own.
We just got to know that
Pencil is a professional.
Spinning the kite like a
spintop is his speciality.
Coming to Kiwi,
it took him really long
to learn the knots itself.
Let's see what he will do.
Pencil is trying to scare
Kiwi here and there.
Will Kiwi get scared?
Or attack?
Will he get scared or attack?
Will he get scared or attack?
Will he get scared or attack?
Arun, if the commentator
doesn't shut up, I'll attack him.
Focus on the game.
Pencil is spinning the
spintop at full speed.
Kiwi is scared to move closer.
Just like Jagdish sir is with his wife.
Kiwi is sweating profusely.
Another spin by Pencil.
Pencil is attacking again.
While all the Biryani Boys
have learned to attack,
Pizza Panthers have learned to escape.
That's it!
Damn it!
Wow! What a match!
Pizza Panthers with 2 points
and Biryani Boys with 1 point.
Wow! Ring master Pencil is now
spinning the kite around the sun.
Pencil!
-Pencil!
-Take this, take this.
Hey, Kiwi.
Kiwi, want some?
Pizza Panthers take their first hit.
Let's see what will happen now.
-This looks like a replay of round 1.
-Pull it, man!
Looks like Biryani Boys
will take this point too.
The hope I had for Pizza Panthers
after Lakshmi's round is gone now.
In simple terms, Pencil
is chilling with a Red Bull.
Kiwi is collapsing like a Dead Bull.
That's a Pench!
This is as expected.
Pencil has won yet again.
Hey Pencil!
You devoured him!
Waste fellow.
Something seems wrong.
Oh wait.
Look, look, look.
He's up, he's up, he's up!
Wow, what a terrific strategy.
Pencil didn't win.
His kite got cut off.
Kiwi faked the fall and then attacked.
Another point for Arun's team.
Mr. Jagdish, did you see this magic?
Yes!
Woah!
Yes! Whoo!
Pencil, your marriage cancel.
Aditi Vs. Basha.
Round 1.
Both the players are in a good flow.
They are attacking without any delay.
Basha looks very aggressive.
Let's see.
Will Basha emerge as
'The Basha' in this match?
Or will he end up as Linga?
You got this, baby. Come on.
Hey Arundhati. Will you
come to Shaadab with me?
Basha, cut it off.
If I do it normally, what
makes Basha different, man?
Release the spool.
Now watch this!
Basha going for attack!
Holy crap!
Basha swooshed like a
rocket and cut Aditi's kite.
Both the kite and Pizza
Panther's reputation are torn.
Bring it in, Basha!
Put me down!
Crap!
"What's right is right
What's wrong is wrong"
"What's right is right
What's wrong is wrong"
It's okay baby.
It's okay.
[singing randomly]
Go back home to the dishes!
We have one more round. Don't worry.
Aditi has selected a kite of her size.
We call it a Pound Kite.
Aditi is going for
attack without hesitation.
Up goes the kite.
-Aditi's kite looks like Basha.
-Come on!
Basha's kite looks like Aditi.
This round is going to be
very interesting, Mr. Jagdish.
Now Basha is going for attack.
Pull it.
2 minutes.
Pull it, Basha.
Pull hard!
Wow! What a strategy!
Aditi left the kite and
suddenly pulled it in the air.
Basha's kite got cut off due
to the Pound Kite's weight.
Yes, dad.
Yeah!
After an intense match, Basha
and Aditi both got 1 point each.
If we talk about the scores,
Whisky team has 2 points.
Arun team has 4 points.
So, they are in the lead.
Is Arun's team going to win this?
Let's wait and watch.
Go back. Go back.
Rambo flew his kite already. He's
waiting up there for uncle like a lover.
Forget about who will win the game.
The real question is whether or
not Mr. Shekhar's kite will go up.
Rambo can go to Nimra
and have tea in this time.
Wow! He has finally reached.
Jagdish sir.
Come this side.
I didn't expect this at all.
Off the bat, Mr. Shekar
is attacking Rambo.
I need more, I need more.
Hey, make it fast.
Wrap it.
-Pull it.
-It is a Pench!
Uncle's energy might turn this
into one of the greatest victories.
Uncle, 2 minutes. The string is tangled.
Hey, Kiwi.
Kiwi, you are k*lling me.
Come on, man. Do something.
Oh, bad luck!
The string broke in his hand itself.
Mr. Shekhar has dug
his own grave with this.
What the hell, Kiwi!
Look at them.
-Sorry, uncle.
-What happened?
The string got stuck in my leg.
I still tried but...
"Star! Star! Uncle is our Superstar!"
Uncle should have checked
his horoscope before coming.
He played well but
luck got the best of him.
It is very unfortunate.
I guess Mr. Shekhar learned that
kiting is much more difficult than...
running a business and making money.
He looks very tensed.
Let's see what happens in round 2.
Rambo is saying that there
is nothing to lose in round 2.
Uncle is saying that
there is nothing to fly here.
Why is his kite hovering like that?
He is rising and falling.
Kiwi, roll back.
What a move!
Rambo caught
Mr. Shekhar's kite with his.
I am seeing such a
game for the first time.
Rambo is pulling the kite towards him.
If Mr. Shekhar can't get out now,
this round will go to Biryani Boys again.
It's done.
What a victory!
Rambo has displayed a new way to win.
Come and hold our spool.
Why do you need all this, uncle?
Why do you need all this?
Why don't you sit in aircon at the office?
Kiting isn't as easy as
splurging money, uncle.
Kids in our area fly
better kites than you.
I thought you sucked
only at running a family.
But you can't fly a kite either.
-What are you talking, rascal!
-Uncle.
Oh, sh*t.
-How dare you touch us!
-Who the hell are you?
You rascals! Don't you
have any respect for my age?
Are you seriously talking about age here?
[overlapping yelling]
Stop.
You shut up.
I know what to do and how to do it.
No more fighting.
Let's go.
Step out.
And listen up.
30 minutes recess. 30 minutes!
They have half-time and fouls,
as if it's the Football World Cup.
Uncle, why did you even come here?
Because desperate people like you show up.
I am one of the sponsors for this match.
Now shut up.
I will tell something. Do that.
Are you alright?
What?
I can't stay here.
I can't take all this.
Irrespective of who wins today,
I don't know who is right or wrong for me.
What will you do then?
Hey, Aishwarya.
Arun, what your team did was wrong.
But we can't disqualify their team.
We are giving you an extra point.
Yes! We won!
Okay, okay.
Let's proceed to the finals.
Sorry, son.
It's alright, dad.
This is a big blow to Arun and team.
They were leading but not anymore.
Now the scores are 4 and 5.
Shekhar.
You got so busy with this game that...
it's been 15 days since
you fought with me.
I keep thinking when you will come home.
So that I can talk to you
through a fight at least.
Why am I waiting for you?
I always thought I hated you.
I don't know who's right
and who's wrong among us.
I'm sorry.
You also apologize to me.
This is enough.
I'm sorry.
No matter what anyone said out there,
You will always be a
champion to me, Shekhar.
Thank you.
Hey...
The match that entire Hyderabad
is waiting for has finally started.
Let's begin the show!
Whiskey, I love you!
Hi.
Round 1 in the final match.
Whisky's team needs
only one more point to win.
Both the kites have gone up.
I don't know if Arun is
scared or playing a strategy.
Arun is mirroring the way
Whisky is flying the kite.
Whisky is doing the snake lock.
This is a very dangerous move.
Let's see what Arun does.
Yes.
It's a Pench!
I have no clue who will win.
Both the strings are turning white.
Why is he coming at us like that?
To scare us.
If you get scared now, he will win.
What if we have to win?
We have to release the spool.
Arun has suddenly released the spool.
I wasn't so tensed even for RRR cl*max.
Faster, faster.
Come on, release the spool.
Whisky's kite has been cut off.
Arun has played well and defeated Whisky.
Someone who doesn't know
defeat, has lost to his best friend.
Oh, no! We can't lose.
You might've understood this...
if you watched my films.
That I know enough about love.
So, I have to give you some advice.
It's not something you give up easily.
Even if one of them wins,
will the other one just give up?
I don't know whom you will
choose, or who's right for you.
To be honest, you are my problem.
You are your own problem too.
The score is 5 all.
One point to score.
Only one round left.
Let's start round 2 without wasting time.
Whisky is a very good player.
Everyone is shocked from the
previous loss, including the team.
Does this game also belong to Arun?
Arun seems to be playing
with the same strategy.
Arun is simply mirroring Whisky.
Oh, wow!
This is called 'Cirlce
Maarna' in Hyderabadi slang.
You basically wrap your kite
around the opponent's string.
Once you fall into the trap, it is
almost impossible to come out.
Almost like checkmate.
We'll know what Whisky
is capable of in this match.
It is difficult even for the best
of players to get out of the circle.
Let's see what Arun does.
Arun!
Men went to w*r for love.
Can't you fly a kite?
I can't do all this, Aishu.
I don't know how to fly a kite.
No one is serious here.
How will I win?
I will lose.
Everything I love abandons me.
If you're so scared, forget it, Arun.
Arun is using a rough spool.
The string moves faster when
the spool is released this way.
Arun's rough spool is a good
strategy against Whisky's circle.
Let's wait and see.
There is a chance of
either string's getting cut off.
We can't predict at all.
Come on, come on, come on.
Pull it, buddy!
Harder!
Wow, what a match!
Arun has won yet again.
It was a match that dethroned Whisky.
Whisky is such a good player.
No one expected that
he would both the rounds.
Arun has won this clash between friends.
Pizza Panthers!
Prize Panthers win a special card,
along with a prize money of 20 lakhs.
Congratulations, Pizza Panthers!
Signing off, Venkatapathy Khaja.
Hey!
Stop.
You don't have to
sacrifice anything for me.
What sacrifice?
I know how you play.
I said you didn't have to lose for me.
You'll never change, isn't it?
I will never lose for you or anyone else.
You genuinely defeated me.
Believe in yourself at least now.
Does this mean...
the great kite flyer of
the city, Mr.Whisky...
lost to kids like us?
What is your problem, man?
Both the game and the girl
belong to you. Now leave.
Bloody hell!
One last thing.
You hit me that day, remember?
Now we're even.
You disappeared from my life...
and now you have the guts to hit me?
Hey, hey!
[indistinct yelling]
-Shut up, guys.
-Get lost.
Fk!
I would've understood if you
confessed about you guys.
But you acted nasty behind my back.
Sorry.
What sorry?
You know me well, right?
Once I zone someone out,
I never let them back in.
Even if it's you.
Go to hell!
Take this.
That day, if you had asked me...
to pick between the girl...
and you...
I would've picked you before
you even finished the question.
When I won, I realized that...
whether I win or lose, I
won't have you by my side.
It's 12 years of friendship, man.
How did you think
2-week old love would win?
I am sorry.
Never do such stupid sh*t again.
So, did you zone me in?
I will zone you out if you talk too much.
No, not now.
No hugs.
No!
Hey, Kiwi.
Arundhati, if you don't mind...
Go away!
Whoo! Yeah!
After listening to your story,
what I understand is,
there is no love in your love story.
Love is something very pure, Aishwarya.
It's almost holy.
Let's say you're driving
and a lorry comes ahead.
If you don't know whether
to brake or turn the wheel,
you will lose your life.
That's the value of a decision.
Take a decision now, Aishwarya.
Not for yourself. But for
the people you care about.
Hey, Aishwarya.
I am sorry.
You're right, Vasu.
Many people suffered because of me.
Even Arun's father.
He has nothing to do with this match.
Still, he got insulted in
front of everyone today.
And it's all my fault.
I lived my entire life feeling
scared to take decisions.
If I still don't take a decision,
I can't forgive myself.
You're right.
I don't understand if
there's love in my love story.
One guy doesn't even want to see me.
Another one doesn't want me and
asks me to go with the other guy.
Yes, I am at fault.
But I don't agree that
it's entirely my fault.
I didn't know directors
could be good psychiatrists.
Thank you, Gautam sir.
Do you have clarity now?
If you had done this earlier,
things wouldn't have come this far.
We can't become a topper
without writing the exam.
We can't win kingdoms
without fighting wars either.
She thinks she is Queen Elizabeth,
and that people will fight wars for her.
Did you say anything?
I was just humming a song.
Is it? Which song?
[singing]
Where is he?
Straight and right.
-Where are we going?
-You'll see.
Ram.
Happy-go-lucky guy.
Sita enters.
w*r started.
Pandavas.
Best bros.
Draupadi enters.
w*r started.
I have one better.
Prema Desam.
[singing]
Arun and Whisky.
Aishwarya enters.
[Both] w*r started.
So I've decided.
From now on,
-no girls.
-Yes!
Especially no Aishwarya.
Her and her antics. Yewww!
Yeah, she is a little weird.
Actually,
I wish we were g*y.
It's legal now.
We would've been happy.
Dude, you're also a little weird.
Aishu madam, what are you doing here?
Joining us for a drink?
What will you have? Beer or Whisky?
Don't bother. You'll
take an year to decide.
-Gautam sir...
-Hi, sir.
Myself Arun.
Huge fan.
Thank you.
You're done with Architecture.
Now you're entering movies?
Watch out, sir.
She'll sh**t for the whole film
and disappear during cl*max.
Just like in our lives.
Guys, Aishwarya is here
to give you guys that cl*max.
She has finally made a decision and...
whatever the decision
is, I hope you'll be okay.
I'm sorry.
You guys are suffering because of me.
But, today is the most
important day in my life.
I'm finally making a decision.
Please cooperate.
What I've decided is...
I don't want either of you.
So you picked him?
-Sir, I watched your film Thoota 3 times.
-Hey, stop.
-Sir, this is wrong.
-Come here. Listen to me.
Aishu, finish what you were saying.
Neither of you is right for me.
But it's due to this
journey with you two...
that I realized how important
decision-making is in life.
I've always wanted to open a cafe.
I will do that now.
Whisky...
I know you hate me right now.
But it would be nice if you
come on board as my chef.
No way! I'm not working at your cafe.
Let it go, man.
We know how she is.
It's important that she
makes her own decisions.
And she's saying that she
realized that because of us.
What more do we want?
Dude, I really loved her back then.
So did I.
But, forget it.
By the way,
who won the match?
Doesn't matter.
Bye, Arun.
Bye, Whisky.
Bye, Aishu.
Wait.
Are you serious about the cafe?
Very serious.
We also have an investor ready.
-Me?
-Huh.
Dude, give her the prize money.
Huh?
The prize money.
What will you do with it?
Save my money.
Bye.
-Bye, guys. Nice meeting you.
-Bye, sir.
What are you guys looking at?
Get on with it!
Aishu, why don't you introduce
me to your friends in the US?
-Sure.
-I'll get bored there.
Don't mess with girls there.
You know they play rugby, right?
I'm done with sports dramas, man.
-I can't play Rugby either. Honestly.
-Exactly, uncle!
-Pencil, please attend that table as well.
-That one? Alright.
Guys, Whisky is here! Let's go!
Dude, welcome! New clothes, huh?
You look sexy in them.
Sorted, man! Let's go!
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