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01x03 - From a Friend to a Foe

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Paradise City". Aired: March 25, 2021.*
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It is a sequel to and continuation of American Satan (2017), and second installment in the franchise of the same name.

01x03 - From a Friend to a Foe

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-Come see The Flux,

it's an all ages show,

it's only $10.

My friend is actually opening

for Over It All the same day

as your show but

I heard it might get canceled.

-This f*cking washed up

band that you sold me

that's going to cost me

my g*dd*mn mortgage.

That's it,

I'm pulling the show.

-What is going on?

-Seven pre-sales.

I heard you had a show you

got could add Over It All to?

-Yeah, yeah, I do.

-Now we finally have

some business to do.

-So have you spoken

to Gretchen lately?

-Probably a good idea

to do so.

-I just wanted to see

if there was a time

that we could just have a chat.

-He's in a band with her.

It's not going to change

anytime soon.

-There was a Relentless

before Lily,

there can be one after her.

-Taking your baby from the bus

stop to the record label.

Sounds like a real

Hollywood story.

-I'm sorry, sir, please make

sure she gets to her father.

-That little girl was the way

out of this sh*t-hole existence!

-We need to print out NDAs,

this cannot get out.

-I'm not gonna be a gold-digger

groupie in the tabloids, Mom!

-When you going to

tell Gretchen?

-I'm not, not until

after I propose.

Gretchen Mary Ruth,

will you marry me?

Oh sh--

sh*t, babe, I just

dropped the ring.

Hey, we're stuck!

Babe, I'm sorry.

-It's okay.

Of course this would happen.

You would drop the ring and

the Ferris wheel would break.

It's all symbolic.

Life's what happens when

you're busy making other plans.

What matters most

is how well you walk

through the fire.

I don't care where

the ring is.

And I don't care if we're stuck

up here until the morning.

All I care about is how

perfect you wanted this to be.

And to me it is.

Johnny Faust, let's walk

through the fire together.

I say yes.

You give me love

give me love ♪

Until it breaks

-We're getting married!

Woo!

You give me more

Give me more ♪

-Look at that.

Now, I'm gonna

I don't know, you know

I never

I've never done this.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-Oh, look at this

little cutie.

-Isn't she cute?

-Does she need some help?

-Who are you?

-The nanny.

-Phew.

Okay, yeah, I need help.

-Okay, well, you

called the right girl.

Are you the daddy?

-No.

I mean, well, I don't

-Did you adopt her?

-No.

I think she may

have adopted me.

-Oh

-Papa!

-Ha!

She just called me "papa".

-Congratulations.

-Yeah.

-What's your name?

-Faith.

-Faith?

-Faith.

-Oh, that's so pretty.

-Isn't it?

[bell rings]

-Catcher in the Rye,

chapter 17,

why does Sally refuse

Holden's proposal

to run away, live in

a cabin and get married?

Yes?

-Well, she doesn't think

they're mature enough,

because they're still kids.

-Very good.

-But you and Johnny Faust are

mature enough, though, right?

[laughing]

[school bell rings]

-Have a nice lunch.

-Thanks, you too.

-Thank you.

-Bye.

-What's the story,

morning glory?

-She said yes.

-Ah!

Congratulations, man.

-That's great.

She's a keeper.

-Um, swab her cheek

when you get a chance.

-You don't want to

come meet her?

I mean, take the test

together.

-Until I know for sure

she's mine,

I got too much going on.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah, I think so.

I filled out my

information on the form.

Just drop it in the mail

when you get a chance.

I'll let you know

when I get the text.

-A text? To tell you if

you've got a kid or not?

You get a text.

-That's what I chose from

what they offered, yeah.

-The digital age.

-You can download

the reports, too.

-Man, digital age.

Rock and roll.

You guys decide when you're

going to do your next gig?

-No, we're going to

Maya's office later.

Talk about that.

-I'm going to Maui.

With Faith.

-Have fun.

You deserve it.

-Well, I hope so.

I'll have my phone on.

Maybe.

-All right.

-If you need anything.

Yeah, are you sure you don't

want to come in and meet her?

-No, I'm good.

-I'll see you.

-Yeah.

-You're good.

-I looked for the whole wheat

and they just don't

even the cheap

whole wheat buns,

so I had to get

these crappy white ones,

and I know you said not

to get the granola bars,

but I got them anyway,

I know they're expensive, but

they're good for you,

and someone is going to

want something healthy

to make it through the night.

And listen, I don't

want you

eating those Cheetos,

sweetheart.

Okay, you guys?

If you need anything else,

you know, just text me.

I'm going to go feed the cats.

Good luck you guys.

I'll see you later.

And I'm go--

-Thank you.

-Hey, so, um,

I'm just

going to park the car

and I'm going to come

do your merch.

-What? Why?

-I'm good at it.

I want to help!

-So's Lorenzo.

-Honey

no, he's not that great.

-What do you mean?

-He shorted you last time,

and I just

-I know but he was

short on money last time.

-I just, it's not a problem.

I'm just gonna

-Mom, he's already

got it covered,

he set up the whole thing.

It's fine.

-I just don't trust him.

-Okay, well, I do, so

-Text me.

-Okay.

-Text me, if there's a problem,

I'll just come right back.

-Um, okay.

I don't think we'll--

-You know I'd love to.

-I'm positive it'll be fine.

-All right.

We've done this before.

-Get me a hoody.

-Okay.

Um

-Or a tank-top.

If there are any left.

A tank-top?

-I don't know.

-I'm not getting

my mom a tank-top.

-Stop it.

-Come on.

-Don't eat that crap.

-I won't. Thank you so much.

-Yo, yo.

-Hey.

-What's going on man?

-What's up, man?

-Do you know where

we can load in?

-Uh, yeah, in the front.

Right there.

-Right there?

-Yeah.

-All right, to the front.

Guys?

We're loading in

through the front.

I'm gonna pack it in.

Thank you, brother.

-Yeah, see you in there.

My birth betrays

my body ♪

-Do you want to

get something?

-Um yeah, I'm just going

to wait

'til Gretchen gets here, and

then I'm gonna go wait in line.

-Okay, I've got to run to

the bathroom really quick.

Come on.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, what's the code

of the bathroom?

-I'm sorry, that's for

customers only.

-Can I get an upside-down

mocha latte?

-I can't wait in this line.

-I'm trying to finish

my business here.

-I'll give you $10,

I've really got to go.

-Excuse me, the world

doesn't revolve around you.

-Just give me the f*cking

code, who cares?

-How wretched and rude

are you?

-Did you just--

Do you want to just

-Come on, Jade.

-Can you believe that?

-Yes, okay, but

just hold it.

-I gotta go,

I gotta go.

-Yes, but Gretchen is

literally almost here.

-You know what, I think

I'd like to sit right here

and enjoy my purchases.

-Really?

-I think the questions is are

you really sitting here

with no food or beverage?

I'm just trying to eat,

drink and be merry.

What the f*ck are you doing?

-I'm in the middle

of a work e-mail.

-A work e-mail.

-I'm sorry, do you want

to just sit in my seat?

-Lily!

-I'm gonna get in line.

-Fine.

[slurps]

-Ah, it's good.

So, what are we working on?

-f*ck you.

-Oh. That sounds fun.

What else?

-Sorry I'm late.

Hey.

-Hi.

My goodness, that's

That's beautiful.

-Thanks.

Yeah.

-Wow.

-Yeah, it's really

happening.

-Um

This place is kind of

busier that I assumed.

Do you want to maybe

just get a coffee

and do a little quiet

walk and talk somewhere?

-Yeah, that's perfect.

Let's do that.

-I could've given you

the four digit code.

I come here all the time.

But

you were mean.

-What kind of piece

of sh*t are you?

-Um

-The kind that could

ruin a little b*tch like you.

-Want some?

-Is that it?

-All right, f*cking bring it.

-Come on, do it.

-How about that?

-Security!

[laughing]

-I'm only happy when

it rains, m*therf*cker.

-Come with me, ma'am.

-f*ck you, b*tch.

-Uh-oh.

Bye, Jade.

-Is that your girlfriend?

-Yep, that's my

sweet pumpkin pie.

Um

I don't really know, uh

what to say.

-I have a game, actually

in a few hours,

so I can't really stay

that long anyway.

But maybe we could do this

not this,

but something like this

another time.

-Yeah, okay. Um

I'm sorry, can I just

Can I just say something

really quick?

I need to lay it all out there.

I'm just

I'm really sorry.

Okay, I messed up

so f*cking bad.

And I don't expect you

to, you know,

want to be friends with me

or f*ck, even accept my apology,

but I don't want you

to know there's nothing

at all that you ever have

to worry about

with me and Johnny again.

And, look, I'm ashamed, okay?

I was a junkie for a while,

and I just

Just wrapped Johnny

all in my web

and I f*cked it all up.

Its kind of this thing

I always do in my life.

Um and I'm

I'm just really sorry.

I know I should have

said something earlier,

but I didn't really know

where to even begin.

So, yeah.

I just I really hope

me being in a band with Johnny

doesn't cause you

any more pain.

-It is painful.

It's not easy.

I have my days where

it sucks, honestly.

But I know how hard you guys

have worked to get here,

and the fans love you guys.

I'm not going to try

to mess that up.

I I'll do everything

I can to move on.

And I appreciate

you apologizing.

I think that this is a good

place to try to start over.

-Thanks.

-Good luck with

your girlfriend.

-Yeah.

[knocking]

-Get the door, Kevin.

-Come on in.

-What's up, fellas?

-What's up, man?

-Uh, can't really have

beer on site,

but I brought you guys

some soda and some waters.

-Water.

-And here's the set list

for tonight.

-Well, we're not playing

last, at least. That's cool.

-Let's see this sh*t.

The Flux.

Who the f*ck is that?

-That's my band.

-Oh, cool, bro,

that's your band. Right on.

What's your name?

-I'm Mijos.

-Right on, Mijos.

Let me tell you something.

We're Over It All.

And that includes being

over your band

in the order tonight, so

There you go, Dorito.

Kevin, fix the order

with the promoter.

-Calm down, I'll handle it.

I got to meet this

Simon kid anyway.

-Yo.

Is there any Chinese food left?

-Hey, Hardcore Happy meals

are five bucks.

You get chips, drink,

and a burger,

and a free tour poster.

-What kind of operation

you got going on over here?

Some toasted buns and

some melted provolone

and some cheddar?

-That's it.

What's up, Paulius? It's nice to

finally meet you, man.

-Nice to meet you, too.

I'm guessing you're Simon?

-Yeah.

-What's the deal with

the lineup?

-Um, yeah, so The Flux are

kind of like hometown heroes.

So, put you guys

as direct support

because I want you to

play for the most kids.

Want your set to be

packed, you know?

-I don't want to headline,

but my singer's a precious

little princess, brother.

[chuckles]

-He really is.

-Um, I mean we can change it up

if you want us

to switch the slots.

You want us to do that?

-I just want a burger, man.

-We can do that.

That's easy.

-Thank you.

-On the house.

Get this man a burger,

all right?

-Appreciate that, man.

And do me that solid,

switch the slots.

We'll headline tonight.

-All right.

-Thank you.

-He wants us to

switch the slots.

-He don't know.

-He's gonna learn tonight.

-You here for a refund

for Over the Top?

-You mean Over It All?

-Whatever.

-You, too?

-You, they just announced

on Twitter

they're playing Fredericksburg

tonight.

It's like a half hour away.

Let's roll.

-All right.

-You gotta be kidding me.

-The Garden would be perfect

for The Relentless show.

-Yeah, but The Relentless

want to do a special club

date in New York, too.

So Madison Square Garden's

going to have to wait

until we have

an album release date.

-Jay's on three,

he's all worked up.

-Oh, I don't got time for this.

-You know what, man?

Let me buzz you back.

We'll talk about the

festival ideas, all right?

[phone beeps]

-Jay?

-You booked them with that

little punk m*therf*cker?

-The show's got to

go on, Jay.

What can I say? One man's trash

is another man's treasure.

-I paid you 50%

to cancel that show.

-Right, and I got my band

their other 50%

down the road,

what's the big deal?

-That's not how this works.

-No? Why don't you tell me

how it works, Jay, huh?

You book a metal band in

a club where there's no moshing,

and then you wonder

where all the fans are.

-Don't you tell me how

to run my f*cking club.

I'm not going to lose my a*s

and get sued for millions

by some kid's parents when

he hits his head on the floor.

-Nope, but plenty of other

promoters

are willing to take

that risk, Jay,

so you know what? Maybe I

shouldn't book these bands

with you anymore.

-How f*cking dare you?

That's it, I'm pulling every

one of your acts

on my calendar right now.

I am done with you!

-Pull 'em, Jay,

pull 'em straight out of your

sister's f*cking a*s, all right?

Michelle, hold my calls.

[growls]

-Well, I guess

she really doesn't want

to listen to my demo now.

-Look, I am so sorry.

This is on me.

I swear. We'll get people in

L.A. to listen to you,

you deserve that.

This is on me.

I am so sorry, honey.

God.

Okay, um, so

blue wristbands

for band members

and then red for

everyone else, all right?

-Okay, and what about

the guest list?

-Ah, we're not doing that.

-Really?

You want me to

charge all your friends?

-Honestly, everybody

knows somebody.

Just charge 'em all.

It's show business,

not friend business, you know?

If anybody wanders in here

and claims that

they just want to say hi,

let them know around

1:00 A.M.

I'll be at the International

House of Pancakes, okay?

-You got it.

-Thank you.

-Yeah, just one?

-Hi.

-Thank you.

-Thank you so much.

-Hey.

-Hello.

-One please.

-Hey.

-ADAM: Are you on the way

to the island yet, or what?

-Escaping the sewer

as we speak.

-ADAM: I'm so happy you're

finally doing this, man.

-Yeah, I gotta thank you

for pushing me to do it,

'cause I guess

I really needed it.

But I do sense

a question coming?

[chuckles]

-ADAM: Well, The Relentless

are in dire straights

with their finances and

they're hoping

you can give them the

full 3 million in advance

all at once.

-When?

-Today.

[chuckles]

-Aloha to you, too, f*ck.

-I'm sorry I'm hitting you

with this now.

Johnny says he's got some sh*t

going on that's time sensitive.

-He's talking about you.

He's talking about you.

-Talking about me?

-No, not you.

I mean, uh

-What was that?

[cheering]

Only in madness

Do you find beautiful death

And only in sadness

Do you feel happy instead

Be careful what you wish for

Cause you don't know

The guilt I carried this far

All on my own

It's nothing you wanna feel

Don't wait for

the dust to settle ♪

Don't wait

'til it's not enough ♪

Don't wait for

the world to let go ♪

Of the both of us

Don't wait for

the dust to settle ♪

Don't wait

'til you've had enough ♪

Don't wait for the world

to let go ♪

Or to give you up

-Virginia, this is

the last chorus.

Get up here

and let's go.

Get up, come on!

Don't wait for

the dust to settle ♪

Don't wait

'til it's not enough ♪

Don't wait for the world

to let go ♪

Of the both of us

I'm not giving up

I'm not giving up

So don't you give up

[cheering]

-Hey, thank you, Virginia

for coming out.

We are The Flux.

Um, Over It All is

up next, stick around.

Until then,

see you guys next time.

Later.

-Let me get this straight.

The singer is also

the promoter of the show.

How does that work?

-Apparently, it works

real good.

Great job, buddy.

-Whatever.

We're still the headliner.

Right, Kevin?

-Yeah, we are the headliner.

-Elias, if we wire

three million dollars

to the band,

do you realize we might not

be able to even make payroll?

Plus, we're going to need three

or four million dollars more

to promote the new album.

Are you aware of that?

-You know, I love

the thrill of it, I guess.

You know, I get off on this.

I don't know

what's wrong with me.

-You know, if there's

a curve ball here,

you can shatter the whole

front window, right?

-Bullshit, Ned.

I just keep

stacking the chips.

Now come on, baby Ned,

come on. Let's go.

Go.

Go, Neddy, go!

Go!

-By God, man.

You need to go to GA.

-GA?

General admission?

I haven't been General Admission

to a show in 30 years.

Because I need to get

humbled or something?

What the f*ck are

you talking about, Ned?

-GA, as in

Gambler's Anonymous.

Blithering idiot.

-You having fun yet?

They probably just

went out to smoke, dude.

They'll be back.

-There's no re-entry.

-It's a school night!

Look, whatever,

I just want to play.

-Yeah.

-Kevin, hit the fog.

What's up, Virginia,

we're Over It All.

Hit the f*cking fog, Kevin!

-Simon!

-Yeah?

-The cops are here.

I breathe

-f*ck.

Um, hey officers.

-Hi, son.

How many people did you

have in attendance tonight?

Um

-Clicker says 402.

Legal capacity of this

building's 275.

You have an event insurance

policy we can see?

-Um

f*ck that,

I don't need that ♪

-Looks like you're under

fire code for these guys.

But no future concerts can

have any more than 275.

You will never

break me down ♪

-If you can't render those

insurance documents, young man,

then this thing here,

it's over.

Are you stronger?

-Earl, look at the way

the fella's moving his body.

Y'all call that dancing?

-I actually like

this music, man.

You pulled me under

-That's it, shut it down.

-Hey, who are you

talking to?

-Get out.

Get this band out of here.

[overlapping dialogue]

[feedback]

-f*ck.

-I'm so grateful

to be here with you right now.

-Me, too.

-It's so surreal that

it's just the two of us.

-Why is that?

[phone vibrates]

-Oh, spoke too soon.

-I'm not taking it,

I'm not taking it.

Turning it off.

Janis

here's to another trip

around the sun together.

I love you.

I couldn't have made it

this far without you.

I would never be anywhere

near where I am now

if it weren't for you.

-That's for sure.

[phone ringing]

-This is Adam Stone's office.

-Yeah, I need

to speak with Adam.

-Uh, I'm sorry, he's actually

out for the rest of the day.

Can I have him return?

-No.

He's going to have to do a lot

more than "return".

You get him on the line

right now, young man.

-I'm sorry, ma'am,

that's impossible.

He's with his wife for

his anniversary dinner.

Can I ask who's calling and

what this is regarding, please?

-This is the grandmother

of his golden boy,

Johnny Faust's daughter.

[laughs]

-Okay, Meg, real funny.

-No, this is not Meg.

My name is Lizzy Thomas and

I will rip your throat out

like a reptile, you twerp.

Now, you get Adam on the

phone for me right f*cking now.

Before the entire world finds

out about little miss Faith.

-Las Vegas?

The f*ck?

Hold please.

[phone vibrates]

-The truth is, all this

madness that I engage in

for work, I do

it all for us.

And for our future family.

-I mean, to be completely

fair, if you paid me

all the attention in the world

but worked at a toll booth,

we probably wouldn't be

sitting here right now.

-Why are you swimming

in the shallow end?

-I'm not, I'd just be

afraid you were after me

for my money.

-Ah, I get it, yes.

Men have shovels, too.

-I had a boy toy

before you,

and let's just say

broke actors in L.A.

dig deep for sugar mamas.

-Thank you.

Thanks.

I think he thought you

were talking about him.

-Maybe I was.

-I think I saw him on

CSI last night.

-Probably. Dead body.

-He was pretty good.

[phone vibrates]

-What the f*ck?

-Why is that phone ringing?

I thought only me and

your mom had that number.

-I gave it to Ralphie

for emergencies only.

-Just take it.

-Sorry. Okay.

-Hey, you know where I am.

This better be f*cking good.

-Yeah, dude, I'm sorry

to bother you,

but I got a woman on the line

claiming to be

the grandmother to Johnny

Faust's secret love child.

-Bullshit.

-Dude, I'm serious,

her name's Lizzy Thomas.

She the friggin' mother

of the virgin

that Johnny

hooked up with in Vegas.

She's on her f*cking way

to TMZ right now.

He was just talking about this

sh*t in the interview, dude.

Why would I make this up?

-I'll call you back.

-Mrs. Thomas?

I'm so sorry to

keep you waiting.

-It can wait until

after dessert.

No problem.

Where were we?

-Just go.

-This is romantic.

-Just go.

-It's so nice in here, huh?

-You think I'm going to sit

here and enjoy dinner

while you're sitting there

shaking trying to suppress

handling that situation,

whatever it is?

-I'm fine.

-Look at what you're doing,

you're shaking the whole

g*dd*mn table.

Just go.

-I'm just gonna go, I'm just

gonna deal with this.

I just gotta go,

I'm sorry.

Thank you, baby, I love you.

-God, just go.

-You're my queen.

You are my queen.

I am so sorry.

I will make this up to you.

Understand me?

[phone vibrates]

-Hello?

-Hey, Adam, hi,

can you hear me?

-Yeah, what's up?

-Um, I need your help.

Jade is in jail.

-What? Why?

-It's really stupid,

but basically,

she has a bunch of

prior misdemeanor charges

and then she got provoked--

-Hey, you the manager?

-And this f*cking chick was--

-I'm sorry,

I hate to cut you off,

I gotta hang up on you.

Call Ralphie.

-What?

f*ck!

-Hi, yes, you must be?

-Lizzie.

Lizzie Thomas.

-Lizzie, hi, Adam Stone.

-Let's get on in there,

I'm starving.

-Oh, hi little lady,

going to go to the rainbow,

look for a pot of gold?

Sup, making some moves?

Making some moves?

Making a big deal?

[laughs]

-Right this way, please.

-You know, I've always

wanted to have

a power meeting at the Rainbow.

-Your server will

be right with you.

-Thank you, could you get

him to hurry up?

-Uh, certainly.

-Thank you, kindly.

-So how can I be sure

that this is true?

-Look in my eyes, man.

Do I look like

I'm f*cking around?

I mean did you see that

beat to sh*t Buick out there?

That's my car.

You seriously think

I would drive

five hours through the desert

with no A.C.

in that thing to, what,

sit and drink whiskey

with some stranger like

a f*cking weirdo?

Hello.

-Good evening, heard

something about whiskey.

Can I get you two started off

with any drinks?

-Yes, let's go, I want

a double jack on the rocks,

and a large pizza pie.

-Okay, any toppings with that?

-You just take every dead

animal you got back there

and you slap it

on that pie.

-All right, meat lovers,

you got it.

Anything to drink

for you, sir?

-Oh, wait, now, I need cheese.

I want extra cheese.

The mozzarella.

-That'll be an additional

cost for the cheese.

We charge extra for that.

-Pack it on, pack it on.

Is it so easy, baby

When everyone's trying

to please me ♪

Ain't that right,

Mr. Manager man?

-So, which one of you

is the g*n

and which one of you

is the rose?

-I'm the one that ordered

the fully loaded pizza pie,

so I reckon I would be

the g*n tonight.

-I'll just take an

unsweet tea, please, thanks.

-Unsweetened tea,

you got it.

All right.

You know, I always thought that

was such a great band name.

The dichotomy of a g*n

and a rose.

That's the contrast of life.

-Ain't you something?

You're like some kind

of Wisdom Waiter or something.

You're awesome.

-Thank you.

-I tell you what,

nobody's bought me a rose

in a hot minute, but I do own a

g*n if you know what I'm saying.

-Well, so

What brings you

to the Rainbow?

You looking for a

pot of gold or something?

-What are you, like a psychic?

Who told you, Wisdom Waiter?

That's amazing.

You're something else.

-Well, I guess every

rose has its thorn.

[laughing]

-I'll be right out

with your drinks.

-Thank you.

I love that guy.

So, as I was saying

-I believe you.

Well, good.

Where is the baby's mother now?

-Oh, she's back in Las Vegas

slinging salami sandwiches.

-Uh-huh.

And the baby is with her?

-Why are you asking me

where the baby is?

You better call that vampire

singer of yours right now.

That ain't cool.

-So, here's to getting millions

of dollars to record music

and to writing the best

songs of our career.

-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

-Cheers.

-Cheers!

-All right, what do you guys

want to work on first?

-Johnny, can I talk to you

real quick outside?

-Sure.

-Can we just play our

f*cking instruments?

-I I met up with

Gretchen today,

uh, just to like, you know,

talk everything over.

And work it all out,

you know. Um

-What the f*ck, why wouldn't

you tell me this?

-Well, I just figured

it would be better

if it happened on its own.

I think you should

check your phone.

You should just

make sure that that

that it's not everywhere because

it probably is everywhere,

and it's

-Wait, what the f*ck

happened today?

-Jade, she she was

getting taunted

by this person, right,

and me and Gretchen

are over there talking and

working it through,

and I swear to God

I had no f*cking idea

that this was gonna happen

[phone beeps]

-Jade, she got so, uh

-[phone vibrates]

riled up that she

she um

she pissed on a person.

-Oh, sh*t, okay.

Uh, just one second.

One second.

-Hey, Adam.

Have you heard about this sh*t

with Lily's girl and Gretchen?

-Johnny, do you

have a daughter?

-Oh, f*ck. What?

-No, I have not seen the drama

with Lily and Gretchen today.

Answer my question,

do you have a daughter?

-Who told you?

-The baby's grandmother

is sitting across from me

at the Rainbow eating

a slice of meat lovers pizza.

-Is she here?

-Yes.

And she wants money,

quite a bit of money.

Otherwise, everyone finds out.

-Damn straight.

-We need to f*cking

finish this.

-Yeah, uh,

I'll be right in there.

Just one minute,

just one minute.

We'll finish it.

Okay, yeah.

I should have told you

about this.

I shouldn't have

kept you in the dark.

I, um

I just had a lot

going on this week.

What do we do?

-Where is the kid?

-With Elias.

-Elias has your kid?

-Yeah.

-Jesus, man.

Who else knows?

-Vic.

-Have you spoken

with the mother?

-No, no, no, no.

We had sex when I was

on tour, that was it.

Never spoke again.

-I'm going to call you back.

-This is so good.

Mmm.

[chuckles]

-Hello, sir.

-How are you?

-Where are you of to today?

-We're off to Maui.

-Oh.

-She's asleep.

Isn't she beautiful?

-Oh, beautiful.

-All right, so let's go ahead

and take your ID, please.

-Right, of course. Here.

-Great. All right.

And how old is

the little one?

-Uh, she's, um

I'm so tired I can't

even remember.

She's, she's

It's exhausting, taking

care of a child.

-Uh-huh. Faith Faust,

and she is 18 months.

-Earlier today, we got

candid camera footage

of girlfriend of Lily Mayflower,

the bassist from The Relentless

peeing on a random stranger

in a Starbucks.

And yes, Gretchen, girlfriend

of Johnny Faust was there.

-Nothing moves the needle

like controversy.

They're about

to get even bigger.

-This has to be

a publicity stunt.

Pitting these two girls

against each other?

-It's not Elias's style.

-Um, what is your

relationship to the child?

-I love her.

-Well, that's good to know.

Um, but are you her father

or her grandfather?

-Oh, I'm her Godfather.

-Okay, um

Do you have any sort of

documentation

in regards to being one

to give consent for travel?

A guardian paperwork, perhaps?

-Uh, no.

I, um

-I do need her legal

travel consent form

from her parents or

a legal guardian.

-I can get that

at the airport?

-Um, no, that's something

that you should have.

-Hey, Johnny,

check out what we got

for the first chorus, man,

-Uh, you know what?

I gotta go, I'll catch up

with you guys later.

-Oh come on, man, we haven't

been creative together

in over a year.

Let's just focus on some

new music for a bit, all right?

Elias put his a*s on

the line for us,

Maya's working on

major festivals.

And we need to

have new songs.

There's always something

going on,

but we've still got to write.

-Uh, I'll catch up

with you tomorrow.

-Don't you f*cking

dare leave.

-Leo, I told you I'm dealing

with some sh*t now.

-You've got to deal with being

the front man for this band.

We all have f*cked up

personal lives, Johnny.

That doesn't give us a pass

to just put the band last

whenever something comes along

that we don't like.

We have been sat around,

pissed off, going broke,

waiting for you

to sort your sh*t out.

And now what?

You're just going to bail on us

before you even sing

the first f*cking line?

That doesn't work

for me, Johnny.

-If you had any idea

what I've been dealing with--

-Then maybe we'd understand.

-But we don't wanna

understand right now.

What we want is for you to

take whatever chaos is going on

and channel it into

The Relentless.

That's what got us

to where we are.

It's time for you

to stay in this room

and sing your heart out

into that microphone

with words none of us

have heard before.

-Play the f*cking song.

-Did you get anywhere

with the band?

-No.

Maya's not having it

and the manager's been

in Elias's pocket.

Get them on the phone.

-All right, f*ck it.

-f*ck it.

So that's right

Don't look back

Face front

Don't look back

It's not strange

Some painted black

Nothing lasts forever

That includes me and you

They say never say never

Try and see it through

-Can I just get

the boarding passes

and maybe my ID?

-You don't have

proper documentation

from her legal guardian

or her parents,

then I cannot issue passes.

-We can just take

care of that at the gate.

We can just take care

of it at the gate.

We're just going to Maui.

-I understand.

-It's not an international

flight.

-But unless you have the

documentation to verify

your relationship to--

-Can I just get my ID?

If you'd just calm down.

From a friend to foe

Both ways lead

to the same road ♪

Don't tell me that's

the way it goes ♪

It's just the path you chose

-Where's the boarding passes?

I paid for two first

class tickets.

Both ways lead to

the same road ♪

-Just give me the ID.

-Code Bravo.

Don't tell me that's

the way it goes ♪

It's just the

path you chose ♪

Nothing lasts forever

That includes me and you

They say never say never

-Code Bravo! Code Bravo!

-Sir, can I speak with you?

-What?

-The baby.

-Sir.

-No, no, no, you can't

take that baby.

-Calm down, sir.

-What are you doing?

-An officer is taking the baby.

If you do not cooperate,

you'll be arrested.

-Calm down.

Sir, you need to calm down.

-What did you do?