Switched at Death (2024)

[bunniefuu]

(upbeat music)

Everything okay?

Yeah, bad time?

Kind of, I'm crunching numbers.

Ooh, he just kicked.

Hey, I am just calling

to see if you remember

what day it is today.

Of course, of course

I know what day it is.

Ay, what day is it?

- Thursday.

- It's Thursday.

Nice try, Gerry, it's Friday.

as*h*le.

[Liz] Where are you?

I'm at work.

It's 1:00 PM, what's up?

Hope that wasn't your boss.

I'm just going to a meeting.

What's going on?

Just reminding you about tonight.

Give me a little credit here Liz.

The only person who's

given you more credit

than I have is Visa.

Gerry, you've missed every class so far.

Tonight is about transitioning.

I need you to be there.

I'll be there.

Say it again.

You read me the Riot Act

last time, I won't be late.

I'm gonna be there.

Jesus, Liz, I'm going to be there.

I actually want to be there.

I don't see what your big deal is.

Mm.

Where is it?

It is, it is 130 Kent at 7:30.

But look, I gotta go

[Liz] Try baby oil.

What?

The ink off your arm.

(upbeat music)

All right, where were we?

Read back the minutes.

(indistinct crosstalk)

Tonight marks the anniversary of one

of the highest profile gangland murders

in Canadian history.

30 years ago, Mafia kingpin Rocco Boitano

was k*lled by Sal the "Claw" Rossie,

nicknamed for the claw

tattoo under his left arm.

Authorities say he used his

trademark form of execution,

driving a claw hammer into

the back of Mr. Boitano's head

as he and his wife exited

a Montreal restaurant.

Sal disappeared and has been on the RCMP's

most wanted list ever since.

Now back to the hockey.

The Claw.

Man I want to be known by just one name.

Like Bono or Beyonce.

Yeah.

d*uche bag.

Or d*uche bag.

Hope you already had kids.

Oh sh*t, kids.

f*ck, I turned my ringer off.

Someone spot me I gotta get a cab.

[Ray] Car impounded again?

What about your tab?

I'll get you next time.

This time is the next

time from last time.

Yep, d*uche bag is perfect.

(upbeat music)

Francois?

Oui.

Hop in.

(upbeat music)

Can I make another stop?

[Driver] Yeah not a problem.

Come on.

Come on, Liz.

[Liz] Hi you've reached Liz.

I can't come to the phone right now.

Please leave a message.

Three blocks straight ahead.

[Driver] You got it.

(upbeat music)

Okay here right up here right up here.

sh*t okay.

Go down the block, take a left.

[Driver] Okay.

[Gerry] Yeah, right here, right here.

Here you go, man.

Have a good night, huh?

Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It says you cancelled the ride, pal.

You owe me 19.50, man.

Keep the change.

Geez a 20, thanks as*h*le.

(upbeat music)

You sh1tting me.

(upbeat music)

Really?

Liz.

Liz come on, Liz.

(upbeat music)

Glad bags my a*s.

[Tommy] Hello?

Hey Tommy I need to borrow a cell phone.

[Tommy] Nope.

What do you mean nope.

[Tommy] My dad says never

open the door to strangers.

Well, I'm not a stranger.

It's Mr. Etrics it's me.

Especially you.

He says you are strange.

Well, your dad's an alcoholic.

Open the door, you little sh*t, come on.

Hey, Janet, me and Tommy, we're just...

Yeah, I heard.

Haha, lock that again.

Go put yourself to bed.

At least I have a bed loser.

Watch it mister, you'll get a timeout.

We should bring back spanking.

Hey, I need to borrow a phone.

It's an emergency.

I suppose if the alcoholic's not on it.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

(upbeat music)

Yeah, it's like one day,

two days, like a week tops.

It's dying of grease fire.

Gerry it's late.

You have to go.

It's a numbers game.

It's like sales, I had that guy.

I heard.

Two more calls.

- No.

- One more call.

No.

I stay on your couch.

Two more calls, that's it.

Two minutes and you're outta here.

Gerry, your butt's out the door.

Two minutes, Gerry.

Okay.

[Person 1] You better

have a frigging good reason

for calling this late.

Yeah, actually, your wife's

a little tight tonight,

so I thought that...

I dunno why I called that guy.

[Janet] You have to leave now, Gerry.

(upbeat music)

Oh, Jesus I thought this was Barbara's.

Your underwear's on backwards.

(upbeat music)

Nana.

Gerry, oh my.

What are you doing here at

this hour with your garbage?

Well, Liz and I got

into a small disagreement

and she locked me out.

I'm sorry to hear that dear.

What caused it this time?

I think I was a little inconsiderate.

I know that.

But what caused it this time?

Well.

I was a touch late for an appointment.

But you said that if I ever

needed a place to stay.

Well, yes, but you know,

it's awfully late now.

Well, she obviously

didn't consider the time,

so I should put my stuff

in the spare room or?

No, that's my sewing room now.

You could sleep on the couch for a couple

of nights if you need to, I suppose.

Where is it?

Well, there and Roosevelt's

warming it for you.

Perfect.

That looks extremely comfortable.

It must be.

He never leaves that thing.

Well, I guess goodnight roomy.

Yes goodnight.

Really that's how things are gonna go.

(upbeat music)

Oh my go on scoot.

I'm late for work.

I'm late for work.

It's Saturday dear.

I think a little breakfast

will make you feel better.

Jesus Christ I hate you.

(upbeat music)

He likes everyone Gerry.

I don't know why he peed on your clothes.

(upbeat music)

Everyone may I have your attention?

Excuse me may I have your attention?

This is Gerry, my grandson-in-law.

He's going to be staying

with me for a couple of days.

Wow, that went well.

I agree, dear.

They really seem to like you.

(upbeat music)

Where's your bacon and eggs?

In the fridge, where are yours?

You serve them cold?

No on Sundays we serve them hot.

What's that?

Stewed prunes.

Ugh close your mouth.

Why do those old people

always have their mouth open?

Why don't young people keep theirs shut?

What's that?

Oatmeal.

Where's the good stuff?

This is the good stuff.

No, like the sh*t people

with teeth would eat.

[Saul] Since when did

the homeless become picky?

What's that smell?

Old people.

Do you want any or not?

Wanna wait till you

serve solid food on Sunday.

Where's your coffee?

Under the sign that says coffee.

[Liz] Hi, you've reached Liz.

I can't come to the phone right now.

Please leave a message after the beep.

Oh no because this is a new

app that tracks blood sugar.

Oh, gramps, think you had enough.

Jesus sh*t or get off the pot.

Oh, did not mean literally.

What?

What now?

What could it possibly be now?

Oh, is this some sort

of senior entitlement?

[Person 2] Barbara sorry Rose

hasn't returned your messages.

She's been outta town.

No food?

None that I could see.

So what shall we do today?

Well, if that works,

normally watch college ball

on Saturdays.

That's just for DVDs.

We don't have cable.

They're showing "12 Angry Men" today.

That number's about to go up.

Where's your bar?

We don't have one.

They serve cider after

line dancing sometimes.

What do you do for fun?

They show "The Sound

of Music" every night

and there's bridge in the afternoon.

Can you play bridge for money?

Not that I know of.

Then what do you win?

Just the game.

You guys got WiFi?

Yes, we do.

I'll be back.

This in-home spa service is pure bliss.

It does have its perks.

Oh gee, that feels so good.

When you're done, can

you adjust my hammer toe?

I said hammer toe.

Oh, I really needed this pampering.

Sorry that my drama landed

on your door last night.

Are you kidding?

It was a good teaching moment for Tommy.

If you don't do what you're told,

I'll send you next door

to live with the bad man.

It's all right ladies.

(person speaks foreign language)

What did you say?

Pick a colour.

(lady speaks foreign language)

Yeah well, I don't want

any more assholes in my life

or my house.

Whoa you are gonna have

to lower your standards.

We only have the male race to choose from.

Yeah well I don't think wanting

to be thought of occasionally

is too much to ask.

No, it's not.

But I think about myself all the time.

Well, you can bet Barbara's not putting up

with any of his bullshit.

Barbara.

I thought you knew.

Un f*cking believable.

Liz.

(upbeat music)

Ice?

You got that thing that shoots Stolis

and we'll be best friends.

(upbeat music)

Whoa.

Oh, come on.

(upbeat music)

[Saul] Hello, still here?

Yeah, still alive?

You always like this.

Like what?

You didn't have one nice

thing to say in the food line?

Yeah well, I wasn't in a food line.

So you've been talking to Roger?

Yeah, I said you're on your way down.

You're obviously not

getting laid, are you?

Since the guy living

with his grandmother.

How do we not have cable in this place?

The owner doesn't allow it.

He said as it promotes

people being sedentary.

And he's active?

Must not be a football fan.

Not the North American type.

He's Eastern European.

Liz.

Hi Nana.

Hi Saul.

(upbeat music)

f*cking stones you have,

what are you doing here?

I don't, maybe you can help me out.

I don't have access to my

money, locked out my house.

Nowhere to go.

Oh, none of your loser

friends want you either Gerry

does not say something to you.

I've had enough of this.

I'm done.

Come on.

How do we going up with this again?

We've known each other since

we were six for Christ's sake.

Listen, you're pregnant.

I don't know hormones or either way

I'm the same guy you've always known

It's the same me it's always been.

You are the same guy Gerry.

The same guy who'd rather

go drinking with his buddies

than to lamaze classes with me

or help paint the baby's room.

That's the problem.

I can't believe you're busting my ba*ls

because you put them high in high school.

We call 'em.

I stopped my as*h*le behaviour when I

was called to the bar.

You're called to the bar

by your friends what,

four or five times a week?

I'm done.

Get your stuff together

and get out of here

and leave Nana out of this.

Okay.

Good talk.

Really good talk.

We really nailed that talk.

It's all good.

We just agreed, she needs

like a week to cool off.

Wildcats playing the Buckeyes at one, Ian.

(upbeat music)

Room service?

Kind of.

He's making a pickup.

Someone's sick.

Not anymore.

It's an old folks home.

Somebody bid it for Christ's sake.

That was like an ambulance guy or.

Does it look like

he's rushing somewhere?

That's John.

Get used to seeing him.

He comes more often than the mail.

You are rude.

Everything they can get off.

Close your mouth.

(upbeat music)

Did you find a place to stay?

Yeah I've got a nice

unoccupied drain pipe.

Thanks.

Another flea bag hotel?

You slept in your car again?

Please.

Staying at Liz's grandmother's.

Doesn't she live in...

In a senior's home.

Yeah, she does.

Wow okay.

Any hot babes catch your eye?

No none.

Just your mom who's there on

Saturdays at hand job night.

How's the food?

Excellent it's a cross

between a bus station

and a racetrack.

Thank you.

She must be really pissed off.

Liz?

No, I'm the one should be pissed off.

If I go back there needs some real changes

around that place.

You must be worried.

She's never bagged her sh*t before right?

She is the one who should be worried.

I just spent all weekend watching sports

and letting her stew in what

she did, unlike other people,

Gerald Etrics knows how

to manage his women.

Excuse me, sorry.

Gerald Etrics.

Oh yeah.

Biolith Cybersecurity?

Got some wife advice too, pal?

I'm good, thanks.

You've been served.

And he took that well.

Yeah, he did.

(crashing)

Oh, may I have a word?

Please.

Let me guess.

My attitude needs adjusting.

No, I don't give a

damn about your attitude

'cause you're fired.

You are not only fired,

but are in such deep sh*t.

You have no idea.

Great I can't wait to

move up from the stump.

Well, I don't think

they head hug in prison.

Well, I think your wife

knows you're screwing your assistant Pat.

Get out.

Can I get a letter of recommendation?

Pat I'll need you.

He hit me.

(upbeat music)

So how was your day?

How could you do this to me?

Really, how could she serve

you with divorce papers?

I mean, you stay out

too much, drink too much.

Gamble too much.

You miss four or five lamaze classes.

And she goes all Trump on you.

Don't pin this on me as*h*le.

I wouldn't have missed those classes

if she did not get pregnant.

You're a shitty husband, Gerry.

And you'll be a shitty father.

It's ingrained.

You don't know that.

You don't know that.

I might do the the Ray

Charles, Rod Stewart thing

and just have six kids

with six different women.

That'll show her.

Show her?

See, that's your problem.

You're an inconsiderate prick.

Why don't you start off with

one woman and one child first?

You don't know how lucky you are.

Remember that day in university

when we went shopping

at Walmart really, really hungover,

but we could barely walk.

Liz rents a scooter, genius.

She's in a whole different league.

She went from instigator to litigator.

And you went from idiot to as*h*le.

You need to get your

head in the game pal.

I think she's waiting

for the adult to show up.

Yeah.

You know what that means a lot

coming from two single white losers.

(upbeat music)

Ah!

Oh my god.

Gerry, what the hell are you doing?

What the hell am I doing?

Are you outta your mind?

On the contrary, Gerry,

I have come to my senses.

You're drunk.

Look, you need to get out.

Can we just talk about this?

Look, Liz.

I know I'm not perfect.

Look I get that.

But you have to understand

that I'm not always at your beck and call.

Sometimes things come

up and take priority.

I need you to understand that.

Yeah, I do understand that Gerry.

And you're right.

I am nagging you all the time.

Exactly, yeah.

And you are who you are.

And it's not for me to change that.

Bingo, yeah.

But I can change.

Look, if you wanna live

your life based on things

that you don't wanna

do, then go right ahead.

But it's not for me.

I need to do what's right

for myself and our child.

I'm not gonna live life

from the bottom up.

Always the attorney getting

the last dramatic word, eh?

But can we just finish

this conversation at home?

Fine.

Get in the front.

Liz I'm not in the car.

Liz?

(upbeat music)

Another pickup pal?

The term is transfer, sir.

Transfer.

It's not switching buses.

How about removal?

Like that, it's like a wart.

Yeah, sure.

(upbeat music)

Gerry, it's flank steak.

Oh, that's great.

The last one they gave me,

I'm still using as my wallet.

Back of the line pal.

Oh my god isn't there a

height restriction to this ride?

Gerry!

What?

What's everyone's f*cking problem?

(upbeat music)

I went to a restaurant the other day

and they had this thing called chicken.

It's exactly like beef

except for it's on a bird.

Here we go.

You can't just eat

red meat for every meal.

Why is no one f*cking saying anything?

It's bad for your o-ring.

What's got you so pissy today?

I would love fish,

maybe fresh vegetables.

You got salad in there?

Hey, if you don't like

what they serve here pal, just leave.

Oh, maybe you can help me out, Colonel.

I would love a family bucket meal.

Large fries.

Maybe a side Cole slaw.

Sound tasty?

Wow been here eight years.

Never heard him speak.

[Gerry] May I?

Sorry we already have three.

(upbeat music)

Great, go eat in the lobby.

(upbeat music)

Jesus, this isn't a petting zoo.

You have the breath of a heroin addict.

Get outta here.

He's not dead, I'm going to breakfast.

I know that feeling

like when you come out

of a bar at noon, thought you

were just a daytime as*h*le.

I see you also work nights.

I heard they hauled Roger

out of here last night.

Oh, no, no, no I need him

'cause watch football on Saturdays.

She'll become one of the guys.

You've never seen him awake.

I like that in people.

Did Roger have a wife?

She died a couple of years ago.

Any kids?

No, they were childless.

What happens to your money if you don't

have any next of kin?

It goes wherever you direct

it in your will I guess.

I'm going for breakfast.

Hi.

Thought you could use this.

Thanks Barbara.

Sorry about last night.

It won't happen again, I

had a bad day with Jim.

Jim from work?

Jim Beam.

I'm not sure I know him.

It doesn't matter.

It won't happen again.

I know it won't.

Don't worry.

I'm gonna take care of this, all right.

But Gerry.

(upbeat music)

You in charge here?

Can I help you?

Yeah you've got some nerves

'cause you were bullied as a

kid for your speech impediment.

Doesn't mean you can push

around seniors all day.

Excuse me, it's an accent.

Well tell you one thing for sure.

Barbara's not getting kicked out today.

Of course not.

That notice is for you.

(upbeat music)

Our seniors come here to retire

and relax and we've been watching you.

We can't have you running

around frightening our tenants

and causing a chaos.

I'm not frightening anybody.

I'm afraid you are.

We think it's best for everyone

if you leave immediately.

Oh, well okay.

Cut me some slack here.

Please.

Look, I'll tone my stuff down.

I know I need to tone my stuff down,

but I have no money, no job.

Yeah that is not our concern.

Please, I have nowhere to go.

So just one or two more days.

I'm sorry.

We'd like you out by the end of the day.

Please.

There must be something that I can do.

Well, maybe that is

something we can work out.

Great.

It's a long way to Tipperary

To the sweetest girl I know

It's a fair ride Piccadilly,

farewell Leicester Square

It's a long, long way to Tipperary

But my heart's still there

(audience applauding)

Great.

I'll see you all at the movie tonight.

Don't say a word.

No, you've got a gift.

Do you have a business card?

(gentle music)

I could watch "The Sound

of Music" every night.

You do watch it every night.

Everyone I'd like to

make a quick announcement.

Excuse me I can't see.

Could you move please?

The movie's over.

I want to see the credits.

Are you sh1tting me lady?

Sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry.

What could you possibly want to know?

I want to know who played the nun.

Bertha or Margarita?

- Bertha.

- Patricia Nelson.

Really, really.

I wanna see who plays the n*zi.

Daniel Thur Wright and

Jack Brown was the gaffer.

Walter Fesman was the key grip.

And Fred Richter was the best boy.

Does anyone else wanna know something?

Huh?

No one, but their immediate

family gives a sh*t

about who any of these people are.

Okay, so look, every night

since I've been here,

we have watched "The Sound of Music"

and frankly, I'm sick of it.

And you should be too.

Do you have any idea how many movies

have come out since I got here?

Do you have any?

Do you have any?

Do you even fathom the number?

Huh?

Look, g*ng life is short.

Yours even more than mine.

This morning I had a

conversation with management

and flipped a coin and lost,

instead of hanging myself,

I became the new activities manager.

So if you wanna see a movie,

any movie at all, just let me know.

"The Sound of Music".

You watched the g*dd*mn sound of.

We have hobbies and games

and exercise classes and

special interest groups.

And coming up for the

first time ever at Sunset

is a brand new activity.

Anyone who wishes to stay may do so.

But first just watch the

activity board for any updates,

any classes you wanna do.

Thank you.

That is all the announcements.

Great.

Don't applaud.

It's not an applauding situation.

Hey, wanna watch the hockey game.

I would, I'd also like a reach

around from Kim Kardashian.

Now that's the sound of music.

There's beer in the

cooler for anyone who wagers

and the Leafs are favoured

above the Jets by two.

(upbeat music)

Hey, do you like your line of work?

Why are you always busting my ba*ls?

I don't know.

It's an odd business.

Your client list just keeps

getting smaller and smaller.

People are born every day too you know,

we just don't meet our new

clients for like 80 years.

I hope he wasn't a football fan.

You know what I'll ask her.

Oh wow a greeting like Walmart.

What, it was a joke, what?

Gerry I have some bad news.

Oh no.

It's pot roast again.

Rose died.

Oh my god.

That was her, I just saw...

Poor Saul I feel so bad for him.

Me too.

I have to be nice to him.

Gerry, Sunset's having

a gathering tomorrow.

Okay.

Put 'em in the ground fast.

I'm so sorry, Saul.

Glad you came.

Oh well never had

any kosher food before.

You've obviously got

other Jewish friends.

You didn't shave and you

ripped a pocket for thanks.

Oh, glad to.

Sorry about the the news old man.

It was so quick Saul.

I didn't even know she was ill.

She wasn't.

Was she ill with something?

Just a little constipation.

Constipation never k*lled anybody.

If it did, poutine would've

gotten me years ago.

We're about to start.

Do you mind?

(upbeat music)

It that beef stew I smell.

No, I just sh*t myself.

I'm old.

Why don't you just sneak

up on me with an air horn?

[Gerry] Couldn't sleep.

Ah, the bed is like

an ocean of emptiness.

In the 50 years we were married

I didn't record Rose sleeping once.

That's really creepy.

No, her snoring put me out like a light.

God, I'm gonna miss that.

I'm sorry old man.

Wow 50 years.

It's like two life sentences.

There's the difference.

Your generation thinks of it

as a prison sentence and mine

thinks of it as an honour.

Well, I'm honoured.

Hey, she won't listen to me.

Won't listen to you.

What are you 12?

Jesus she's tired of listening to you.

Don't make me out to be the bad guy.

She's the one who's locked me out

and served me divorce papers.

For Christ's sake.

Liz is not here to accommodate you.

Move back into your mother's basement

if you wanna be looked after.

The M in marriage doesn't stand for me.

What are you five years in?

Talk to me when you

got 50 under your belt.

You young people today.

You treat all your relationships

like they're disposable

with all of you social

media and internet dating.

And you put so much attention

into finding the next one.

Maybe try giving your

wife a little attention.

I'd give anything to have

Rose still mad at me.

I am sorry I wasn't listening.

Can you repeat that?

Do the work my boy.

Hmm.

I will Gandalf.

Okay.

(upbeat music)

The hell are they doing here at 2:00 AM.

Yeah.

How does the manager of an old folks home

have a Rolex and a Mercedes?

(upbeat music)

I got your text.

Oh, what's the emergency?

Yeah, I need your decoder updates.

What the hell, dude?

It's three in the morning.

Are you out of your mind?

I could lose my job.

Nice place though.

You're not at work,

what's your password?

Beeper.

That's my all right.

What?

You asked everyone for

a place to stay but me?

You have a steering

wheel in your living room.

I have lots of room, you know that.

Well, I do love trailers.

It's a motor home.

You can drive your bedroom to the zoo.

You don't see anything wrong with that.

Last time at your place

had to walk down a hill

to use the shitter.

Kids slashed the rear tyres.

Well, I'm sorry Jim.

I didn't want to impose.

Oh, but if I get kicked

outta Jurassic Park,

does this offer still stand?

Of course not.

I was just pissed you never asked.

You got showers here?

Here you go.

You gotta go.

Oh hey is there an

electrical water hook up here?

[Gerry] Nope.

(upbeat music)

Hey, can you pop by for a sec?

Come in.

Jesus Rose says you're fast.

But anyway, look at this.

Look at this.

How the hell do you have access

to Paula's banking information?

Cybersecurity has certain advantages.

How do you use an ATM when you're dead?

I have trouble and I'm alive.

What are you two talking about?

Think our friend Pavel

is stealing from the dead.

Come.

What can I do for you gentlemen?

Mr. Kovacic we believe

that your manager Pavel

has been skimming money off

of the seniors after they've deceased.

Why would you say such a thing?

Those are large cash withdrawals made

after Ms. Roberts died.

How can you see her bank statement?

We also think that Roger

Binger was skimmed as well.

Jerry's in cybersecurity

and suspected something.

Why do you think it's him?

Well, I don't know his salary,

but he's got a $14,000 wrist watch, so.

I see.

Have you told anyone else?

No, just you.

Okay.

Well I'll have to make a call immediately.

I must admit I've had my own reservations.

Go.

(upbeat music)

Where are your car keys tomorrow?

Gotta go somewhere.

Thanks.

It's automatic, right?

[Saul] Yeah.

That car's older than you.

[Gerry] I'm using some of

your Liz advice tomorrow.

(upbeat music)

Hi honey.

Have a nice day.

(upbeat music)

I've been trying you for

hours with a mobile phone.

The mobile means everywhere.

Pavel died last night.

He hanged himself.

Excuse me everyone.

Excuse me.

May I have your attention

please and thank you.

We were told last night of

some very distressing news.

My manager Pavel may have been

involved in stealing money

from fellow residents

right here at Sunset.

Now, upon receiving this news, I did go

to his house last night to confront him.

And after a lengthy

discussion, he admitted

to this accusation.

He told me he would turn

himself into the authorities

at 8:00 AM today.

Well, he did not show up.

In fact, when we went to his house,

that is when we discovered his body.

Now it is unfortunate that

I have to be the bearer

of this news, but at the same time,

I want to thank Mr.

Etrics for bringing this

to our attention.

Thank you Mr. Etrics.

You have provided valuable

information for the security

of all fellow residents.

That's all.

I hope you have a nice day.

(upbeat music)

Hi Nana.

How are you?

Hi honey.

What a lovely surprise.

Come in just having a

visit with Walter White.

Walter White.

Are you watching "Breaking Bad"?

It's my new favourite show.

Gerry's still here, Nana I

told him to move out weeks ago.

Are you kidding me?

Nobody wants him to leave.

Everyone just loves him here.

I'm sorry my Gerry.

Nana don't let him take advantage of you.

It's Gerry's MO.

Me first.

Actually, it's quite the opposite dear.

Now he takes dinner to

people when they're sick,

fixes their computers and teaches classes.

Sorry teaches classes about what?

Drinking, gambling.

Yes.

He showed us how to make

pulled pork, whiskey sours

and open a beer with a lighter.

And I had no idea some

jockeys are better on the turf

than grass.

I can't believe I'm just

learning all this now.

Nana this man has been nothing

but a disappointment to me

and I couldn't stomach it if

he did the same thing to you.

Elizabeth.

He never lets me down.

Whenever I ask he's right there.

He does my banking,

empties the litter box,

has me walking twice a week.

Seriously he's more dependable

and caring than half the staff here.

Who by the way, would've

continued stealing money from us

if Gerry hadn't caught it.

Maybe you're being a little hard on him.

Yeah don't let him fool you.

He can't fool me.

He's taught me to spot

a bluff a mile away.

I now know if someone calls quickly

after you raise his continuation

bed, he's probably got air.

Oh look at the time.

I'm sorry to cut this short dear,

but I have some friends

coming for a visit.

It's okay, love you Nana.

Love you too, dear.

(upbeat music)

You are breathing new

life into this place.

Operative worth breathing.

Good job guys.

Really proud of you.

Who can't give football on that?

I never noticed that.

Maybe he has got a ham radio.

Why people can't use ham radios.

'Cause pork you're Jewish.

Oh, here you go,

Thank you Gerry.

There you go.

Where'd it go?

What?

The antennas?

I don't know.

(upbeat music)

How is this place?

It's like a casting call for

the movie "Shutter Island".

And I can't believe you

haven't got the boot yet.

Oh, I got the landlord

to extend my lease.

Free food, free rent.

All I gotta do is teach the

old people how to glue macaroni

to cardboard.

I got the results you asked for.

Looks like the elderly die at a rate

of about two per month at

your average old age home.

Brother grim is pulling

people out like once a week.

What's the average length of stay here?

It's like three, four years.

Average stay

at your average North American

retirement home is da da da.

Six to nine oh, that's not good.

There's always people at

this like off limits room.

Like two in the morning.

A shift change?

No, Eastern Europeans but I

can't understand their accent.

You barely understand mine.

Yeah heck I know.

Hey, do you have that pen camera?

A delivery guy's got it.

But you can use these 10 megapixels.

Basically broadcast quality.

You prick!

Billy Stag.

I got so much sh*t for that.

Woke up in a rose bush

with a hockey helmet.

If you're drinking scotch

off a Turkey baster.

Hey, you got over 400 likes.

Don't lose them.

Do I look good?

Oh, here he is now.

Can you clean out the litter

box later, please dear?

[Gerry] Of course.

This is my grandson-in-law

Gerald Etrics.

Gerry these are the

Dandrons, Phil and Rhoda.

You're kidding, right?

Excuse me.

Those can't actually be their names Phil

and Rhoda Dandron.

Oh, isn't that funny?

I never picked up on that.

And that can't really be your name.

Gerry Etrics?

Oh, for heaven's sake.

My name's Gerald.

My name's Philip.

[Gerry] How long you two been inmates?

Gerry.

We've been here a

little over a year now.

They're from Toronto.

Oh, Hockey Hall of Fame.

Excuse me.

Hockey Hall of Fame is in Toronto.

Oh right, right.

You are a hockey fan?

He's a sports fan.

That's all he does here on the weekends.

He even brings in NFL football

for everyone to watch.

I've learned so much about it.

He even explained betting to us.

Really?

Yes it's very exciting now,

on Sundays, say for example,

Kansas City is offered at minus 120.

The minus 120 reflects the money line.

Let's say you want to win

$100 by betting on the chiefs.

If they win, you collect $100.

If they lose, however,

you have to give up $120.

Hence the minus 120.

Gerry's very competitive compared

to other bookies when it

comes to taking juice.

You'll have to come down

for one of his games.

Yeah, one day.

Let's go.

Nice meeting you Gerry.

Nice meeting you.

I'm glad Jacksonville

played the Saints last week.

I got hooped because I didn't know Morris

is a stiff in the pocket under pressure.

I'm taking the fish by eight this Sunday.

Easy money.

Bye-bye.

They were fun.

Where'd you get a smartphone?

Rose.

I can't believe this thing.

It's got a calculator in it.

Oh, you can add up all the

times I don't give a sh*t now.

I took a picture.

- You found the camera.

- By accident.

It's a nice picture of your thumb.

Jesus I hope that's your thumb.

Oh my god.

Hey, if I were to find a list

of all the detainees here, how would I?

As a European Jew, could

you please call them residents

instead of detainees?

Leave it with me.

Thanks.

(upbeat music)

Gerry.

Jesus Saul you hear all

the way down the hallway.

Sorry, I'll turn it down a bit.

I guess I have a bit of

a confession to make.

Preaching to the choir.

What you watching "Pulp Fiction"?

No semi-finals.

What's up?

I'd like to get back to it.

Lemme see your phone.

Let me ask you something.

She had a bad hoop.

Did she ever see a doctor?

Several times.

But that didn't k*ll her.

By herself?

Pavel brought him, then left.

It was just me and the doctor.

And Rose of course.

Did he give her anything?

She wasn't poisoned.

The autopsy showed nothing.

He asked me to get her ice water.

Get that water from the kitchen?

No, I ladled water from the fish tank

and got ice from the VCR.

Why?

I don't know.

Were you with her at the end of the visit?

Yes.

No, not at the very end.

I got the water.

She had a sip.

He wanted to take her

temperature before he left.

So I came back in here

maybe two minutes later.

He said her temperature was

fine and she was resting.

How was she later?

I fell asleep watching tennis.

Well, it's my email.

Reply to it if you ever need me.

Oh, here.

Where'd you get all these names?

I know a guy.

(upbeat music)

(cat meowing)

You sh*t on me I'll shave you.

sh*t for brains.

I think she went up

for a walk with Solace.

Where's the nearest vet?

Up the street.

Left on fourth.

Call them.

Tell 'em I'm coming.

[Liz] Mabel what the hell was that?

If I had to guess?

I think your husband may

have k*lled Barb's cat.

Gerry.

Is he okay?

He just kind of stopped moving.

When did you first notice

When he hit the wall, it

didn't like hit the wall.

Hit the, I kinda chucked him.

I didn't mean to hurt him.

Hurt him.

We ran some tests and

Roosevelt's in the final stages

of feline peritonitis.

It's a virus that

attacks the vital organs.

God, after I didn't stick

the landing, oh my god.

What's next?

Well, death.

Jesus I'll just wait in

the other room, I guess.

Mr. Etrics, I don't

think that you understand

at this stage, all we can do

is assist in making his passing

as comfortable as possible.

It's important Roosevelt

sees a loving, caring face

in the end.

Well, because this cat and

the last face this cat wants

to see 'cause he shits in my bed.

He gave me a dead mouse.

The defecating is the

disease and the mouse.

It's an offering of affection.

Give you two a moment.

(gentle music)

It's okay.

It's okay little friend.

(gentle music)

Birthday okay.

(gentle music)

Jesus.

Have Gerry and Liz talked lately?

Not really.

That's why I asked her to join us tonight.

Hello.

Happy birthday Mrs. Mason.

Thank you Viktor.

Right I forgot, happy birthday.

I'm glad that I found you.

I wanted to tell you that your

guest only has until the end

of the month to stay here with us.

I thought you two worked things out.

He'll have to make other plans.

As you know, our policy

only allows married couples

to stay here on a full-time basis.

Sure, residents are allowed

to have guests for up

to four weeks, which ends

at the end of the month.

I do hope he's enjoyed this day.

Have a good evening.

What will Gerry do Saul?

Ask him.

What did Putin want?

He just wished me a happy birthday dear.

And you've been evicted.

Guests are only allowed

to stay here four weeks.

Happy birthday Nana I'll

move right out on the 31st

and right back in on the first.

- Hi dear.

- Hi Nana.

Hi Saul.

Gerry, I hope you don't

mind I invited Liz tonight.

Not at all.

Well, there's been a change of plans.

So our reservation's in 15 minutes.

(upbeat music)

There's a corkage fee sir.

Oh, well these are screw tops.

Thank you.

Wow, this place is nice.

Yeah, it was either this

or meatloaf at the Gula.

What a nice treat, dear.

Thank you.

A place without a drive-thru.

The other bottle of wine, please.

Wow, just one glass tonight.

Oh, I've got early class tomorrow.

Since when has that ever stopped you?

Gerry's only got a few

days left with us at Sunset.

But I swear I didn't do anything.

It's not my fault.

You know, dear Gerry's

looking for a place to stay.

You know, Nana Gerry

had a place to stay.

No one knows better than me.

Last Saturday, I had pocket

aces cracked by kings.

She means never take

anything for granted.

Oh yeah.

You should play cards

with Nana more often.

I was driving by the other day

and saw the gutters were pretty full.

So maybe I could swing by this weekend.

Yeah, I'd like that.

And then you could see

the finished baby's room.

I'll swing by on Sunday and pick you up.

Barbara.

Happy birthday and

(speaks foreign language).

And I'd like to make a

toast to my little Roosevelt

and to Gerry for being

his friend to the end.

(upbeat music)

Hi Nana.

Oh, he should be ready

to go any minute, dear.

Is it always like this?

Every Sunday, they love it.

[Gerry] Next.

Hey, how much would I have

to bet to win $100 on Dallas?

Gerry Etrics, you are under arrest

for running a common gaming house.

Get out from behind the table.

No, I'm not going...

Get out from behind the table.

I'm not gonna do that.

Get out from behind the

table and come with me.

No, if what's going on, wow.

It's, I can explain.

Yeah there's no need, Gerry.

You have the right to remain silent.

Liz!

There's no need.

[Bettor] Anything you

say can and will be used

against you in a court of law.

(upbeat music)

Thanks Saul.

I know what I owe you.

Pay you back the bail.

You think I simply bailed you out?

That's an indictable of fence.

I'm ex Mossad.

What?

I guess I unretired when

we went to see Viktor.

You told me you were a tailor.

I let you hem my pants.

You did a sh*t job.

One leg is like a full

foot short than the other.

You don't k*ll yourself

for skimming money.

You take your hundreds of thousands

of dollars and you leave the country.

I sprung you for a reason.

I need you to keep digging

into the sh*t at Sunset.

My a*s depends on it.

Lovely another long night in the lobby.

(gentle music)

What the hell is Dalmatia?

(upbeat music)

There we go.

Yeah, great class.

Way to go guys.

Way to go.

Our version's way better

than the original.

I love that song.

Oh, I had a crush on that Indian.

Native.

And they're g*y.

The village people.

Oh no, they're not g*y.

There's a construction

worker in that group

and a policeman and that Indian.

Native.

Fine native.

But there are no g*y

natives for heaven's sake.

How do you know that?

I've watched all the old westerns.

Tasha, you never see him

without the lone ranger.

The lone ranger was g*y?

That's why they wore the mask.

It wasn't accepted back then.

And then him and Tonto took the mask off

and started the village people.

I thought everybody knew this.

Herschel my man.

That shoe is gonna k*ll you.

Lemme get that.

Oh, breaking neck.

Herschel buddy.

Does Gaviscon mean nothing to you?

(gentle music)

We live in a safe house.

Please come in.

What the hell are you talking about?

I was digging like you told me to.

And I found out this

retirement home is a scam.

I know they all are.

No, no, no Sunset is a scam.

It's like Treblinka' meets the Sopranos.

We're living next to crime

bosses and f*cking w*r criminals.

Whoa, whoa, whoa slow down a bit.

What are you talking about?

I saw something that,

so you know the guy

with the band aid, the weird guy band aid.

It fell off in the exercise

class and revealed a tattoo.

Born to line dance?

No, no, no, it's a claw.

It's a claw.

It's Sal Rossie.

Yeah, Sal the "Claw" Rossie

is taking exercise classes

here at Sunset Retirement Home.

And I played backgammon with

Herman Goehering yesterday.

That guy's got no idea how to bear off.

Are you done?

You've been standing in the

buffet line with Milos Kebruk.

The Bosnian guy?

I don't know how many

there are, but there's

too many to be a coincidence.

And I think that they're not only stealing

from residents, they're k*lling them.

You called them residents.

That scares me.

All the couples don't have children.

If nobody's expecting an

inheritance, it won't be missed.

Yeah.

Do you and Rose have a joint bank account?

It's fine I was banking this morning.

No so that means...

Christ I'm next.

They can't clear it out if I'm alive.

You're like the Vikileaks guy.

How sure are you about Kebruk?

Positive.

When you sent me that

picture of Phil sleeping,

it lit up my facial recognition software

like you on tapioca night.

And also they didn't know

the Hockey Hall of Fame

was in Toronto.

It is?

I don't know how they're offered though.

Yeah, I'm not sure either.

But I think it might have something to do

with the doctor's visits.

We need to tell Viktor.

Right.

(knocking)

What do you want, I'm busy.

We need to speak to Viktor.

He's not here.

When will he be back?

He's away for a while.

We need to see him now.

He's going to visit back home.

Is it?

He means visit.

They can't pronounce the letter V.

Yes he can, he said vile.

He's away, he's on vacation.

Are you f*cking with us?

You can say vacation.

You can say week.

What?

You can say what.

Are you hearing yourself pal.

Come on.

He'll be back in a week.

Is he in Croatia?

Croatia?

Act as a cow, he's gone.

You know what's happened?

You stumbled onto what they

do here and they k*lled Pavel.

Viktor's taken all the money

and he has fled the country.

I know where he is, Vikileaks.

Can we get a location?

I have it.

I'm not gonna go all the way out there

to chase some as*h*le.

Yeah, I have some friends I can call.

Oh great.

Lemme know how it goes.

They k*lled Rose, Gerry

and maybe Barbara's husband.

I also saved you 15 years in prison.

No.

No, absolutely not.

There is nothing that you can say

or do that will get me

on a plane to Croatia.

(upbeat music)

Nice luggage, you got a purse to match.

You would've never passed as a tailor.

You look like sh*t.

Why don't you tell people

you're secret service?

Eh it's like telling

people you're a magician.

Where's your crack team?

I had a dream on the

flight that they were...

Old.

Close your mouth.

Saul, so good you look.

(upbeat music)

Gerry Etrics.

That's his name.

Seriously?

Al-Qaeda.

And this is my wife Sarah Tonin.

Bernard Abramov and Abigail Levitz.

Our truck's outside.

Our truck's outside.

Our man's in the truck.

(upbeat music)

Dragomir, people call me Drago.

Welcome to Croatia Mr. Etrics.

Good to see you, my friend.

Thank you Drago.

[Gerry] This one of

those driver less cars?

[Abigail] No!

[Drago] Do not let her

size or age fool you.

(upbeat music)

From the location provided by Mr. Etrics

this is the home of Vladislav Babic.

We were able to tap into

his security systems

and from here he is running

one of the largest m*rder

and identity theft empires.

Okay, great.

Let's go arrest him.

Without any proof as far

as the world is concerned,

this man is a very well respected citizen

and he owns a bank.

There is nothing that proves your theory.

He also has two men

guarding him 24 hours a day.

Doesn't anyone question why a banker

has two armed bodyguards?

His wife was k*lled at their house

in a botched kidnapping years ago.

It's a perfect cover.

Captain.

[Drago] Do any of

you recognise this man?

Oh, that's Viktor.

He owns the retirement home I live in.

I moved in with my ex-wife's grandmother.

Keep going.

Okay so me and my ex-wife split.

So I moved with my ex grandmother-in-law

into her senior's home.

To the important stuff.

Well, it's owned by this man

who has all these criminals

from all over the world,

living in there with him,

including Milos Kebruk.

Milos Kebruk.

We think so.

We've been looking for

him for over 30 years.

Do we have sound?

My father is very proud of you, Viktor.

We work well together Josefina.

You have helped him

build quite an empire.

He values your friendship and trust.

He is looking forward to seeing you.

Papa look who's here.

Viktor.

[Gerry] Who's that?

[Drago] That's Babic.

See you come here.

You've done well.

Your father will be proud.

What you did for him with

our family can never be repaid.

He saved my life on many occasions.

He never got a fair trial.

I was happy to help.

But enough about the past.

Your operation has been very good

and such that I have a gift for you.

You are too kind Vladislav.

It's the least I can do.

Consider it a thank you

for personally escorting

our newest client from Paraguay to Sunset.

I understand you've made

room for him already.

Of course.

We'll have an opening for

the new couple shortly.

That will make 25 papa.

Pavel sit.

Let's drink.

Jesus I thought they k*lled him.

I understand we had an issue at Sunset.

Our business relies on a

certain amount of anonymity.

I made a mistake that

itself, I apologise.

It won't happen again.

I will be more cautious

When we move to America I

need to have people I can trust.

I won't mess up.

Very well.

Ice.

(man choking)

Of course, that's why

there's no evidence.

Rose.

It's all you prick.

We need another plan and we need it now.

He has a lady friend and

her name is Anna Falactic.

Let it go.

Falactic is a very

common surname in Dalmatia.

Dalmatia.

What's the population?

101 or?

We have heard every Disney reference

you can possibly imagine.

When you're finished I'll continue.

She goes to him every day for a visit.

Okay, cool.

So when they're doing the deed,

we can bust in, throw some smoke grenades,

jam the cell phones,

fly the helicopters in, land on the roof.

Your guys repel down, break in.

And then you pull your ARs

and your finish it off.

Yeah, we could.

(phone rings)

Hello.

[Liz] Hi, Nana.

Oh, hi dear.

How are you?

You happy having Gerry back home?

[Liz] What?

I was just calling to talk to him.

Oh, well he's not here.

I assumed you two were back together.

He left with my suitcase on Monday.

[Liz] You haven't seen him since Monday.

Can I call you back, the doctor's here.

I'm not feeling well.

[Liz] Oh, I'm sorry.

Go, go, go, go.

I'll try him at work.

I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

This is Mason.

Oh, hi dear.

Hi, glad to hear your voice.

Well, it's nice to hear yours too.

Liz thought you were travelling

on holidays somewhere.

Well, you could kind of say that.

Oh, that's nice.

I hope you're getting some

time to sight see as well.

I am.

Is everything okay?

Yes I'm just calling to tell you that

some of your belongings are still here.

I wasn't sure if you were

coming back for them.

Yeah, I'll be back in like a day or two.

Well, don't rush.

I just thought I'd call and tell you.

Thanks, I appreciate it.

Mrs. Mason?

Sorry I'm watching "Breaking Bad".

I'll see you in a couple of days.

You bet.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Was that long enough?

(upbeat music)

Lieutenant?

Lieutenant, a lieutenant.

Really?

Incoming phone call

originated in Canada.

[Drago] Yeah.

Zoom in.

Where you're absolutely sure?

Everything all right?

It's about to be.

What the hell was that about?

If they're gonna k*ll another inmate?

What are you running a telephone?

Liz?

[Liz] Are you hard at work Gerry?

Work is, why?

[Liz] Because I wanna

see how you answer this.

Work is...

[Liz] Careful.

I lost my job.

[Liz] I know.

Apparently weeks ago.

What the hell, Gerry?

Where are you?

Saul and I took a bit of a road trip.

[Liz] Gerry?

Yeah.

I'm in Croatia.

[Liz] Croatia?

Look, Liz, Saul and I are

trying to prevent something

really bad from happening.

[Liz] Bad.

What are you talking about?

What do you mean bad?

Liz, listen to me.

If there's ever one time

you're gonna believe me

in your life, it's now.

Oh my god the call.

Is the baby coming?

Is that what you're calling?

Oh my god.

[Liz] No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's just a reminder call

Nana's sick and you need

to clear your stuff out.

What do you mean sick?

[Liz] The doctor's there now.

Wait Liz, I gotta go.

(phone rings)

Sunset.

[Gerry] I need to speak to Mabel.

I don't know her last name.

What?

[Gerry] The cranky

broad from the kitchen.

Speaking

[Gerry] Mabel it's Gerry.

There's no room service.

If you want some grub,

get your a*s down here.

[Gerry] No, no, no.

It's nothing like that.

You've gotta help me.

I'm busy.

I'm slopping the pigs.

[Gerry] Barbara's in trouble.

She has an appointment

with the doctor right now

and I think he's gonna k*ll her.

What the hell are you talking about?

Doctors don't...

[Gerry] I can't explain.

I just need you to go

to her apartment now.

What do you expect me to do?

[Gerry] You'll figure something out.

Go!

(upbeat music)

My bank is expecting you.

I love this Jack Ryan sh*t.

They'll be back home by dinner tomorrow.

Go back to the hotel.

Get some rest.

(upbeat music)

We got a plane to catch.

(upbeat music)

Miracle am I glad to see you.

What?

I was in the lobby

playing the nickel slot.

We finished the buffet.

I lose the group and

I barely made the bus.

You are in the wrong place.

No, I'm in room 815.

Can I call someone for you?

(upbeat music)

Who the f*ck are you?

Who the f*ck are you?

I'm Vladislav's mother.

I'm so sorry Ms. Babic I didn't know.

Where's my son?

He's this way.

Well done, let's go.

(upbeat music)

To. Piss, you've

picked on the wrong man.

I've got very powerful friends.

You'll be working security

at a Holiday Inn and split.

Actually, I would like that very much.

You see, I have a cousin

in cleaning there.

Piss all you want.

Where are they?

They're late.

Where the hell are Saul and Mr. Etrics.

We need them to access the WiFi.

They were snatched in the van.

You were supposed to tell them.

Luckily we did.

It's amazing who will stop

for an old man with a walker.

Nice.

- [Petra] Get at it.

- Oh yeah.

I heard you were good.

How many languages do you speak?

One. Translation software.

(upbeat music)

No, no, no.

Are you sh1tting me?

(upbeat music)

I think that makes us even.

I can explain...

You're okay.

Oh my gosh.

You don't need to explain.

Saul told me everything.

After you stopped picking

up the calls, I called Saul

and he told me about Croatia, Mossad,

you helping him with Rose's m*rder.

(upbeat music)

You too, Saul.

(upbeat music)

Why is Nana in handcuffs?

It's no easy way to say

this, but Viktor and Pavel,

they've been k*lling people

and selling their

identities to crime bosses.

Sorry, sorry.

What does that have to do with my Nana?

I don't know how to tell you.

But that's not your Nana.

What are you talking about?

Yes, it is.

That's Tatiana Vesna.

She's the biggest crime

boss of the Adriatic.

She runs this whole operation.

That's not possible.

No, but you didn't meet her until

after your parents passed.

And the first time was

when she came from Europe.

It's just not her.

Nana.

You idiot not your Nana.

I would never be a grandmother

to such self absorbed assholes.

I've been wanting to

slap the sh*t out of you

since you were 10.

Oh yeah, like this?

And that's also for not even

remembering like one birthday.

Nana or not Nana.

See you in 500 weeks.

Weeks.

(upbeat music)

I owe you one.

One.

You owe me a sh*t tonne, mister.

(upbeat music)

I just can't believe I spent

so long caring about a woman that was a...

Criminal murderous drug lord.

Yeah.

But I should be grateful

because she made me look respectable.

I mean, I wouldn't go that far.

But what you did was absolutely amazing.

I just haven't seen that

man in a really long time.

I haven't seen that man

in a long time either.

I felt good

to care about someone other

than myself for a change.

I care about you.

Both of you.

And I got a lot to make up for.

I miss you so much.

What no more ink on the arm.

Yeah.

I've got an appointment

though, so I gotta go.

Where?

Oh, I have to sign some papers at work.

What?

You're looking at the proud new owner

of the Sunset Retirement Home.

Well, I don't understand how.

[Gerry] I don't have time.

I don't have time.

Oh, ah!

Oh my god.

Okay, let's get the car.

Let's get the car.

It'll be fine it'll be fine.

It's all happening.

Be fine.

It brings out the wood floor.

- [Liz] Gerry!

- What!

Hiya cutie, you look like your mother.

That's good that you don't

look like your father.

Yeah.

You may have lost a grandmother,

but you gained the Zeta, what's her name?

Hal.

You're kidding, right?

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