05x13 - The Powers That Be: Part 2

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Announcer: Previously on
Jackie chan adventures...

Drago: Your uncle
is a guest of mine,

you get all 3 of 'em back

when I get.
The containment unit.

Show me the chi!

Jade: Show me the chan clan!

Drago: I told you slackers
to stay in the truck.

Strikemaster ice:
Yeah, well us slackers

kinda changed our minds
about how it's gonna go down.

Jackie: Drago is drawing
the powers to himself!

Drago: And my first
order of business will be

to turn this world inside out!

(Jade and tohru grunt)

(Drago laughs)

Tohru: Oh...

(Falling cries from uncle,
tohru, Jade, and Jackie)

(Falling cries from uncle,
tohru, Jade and Jackie)

(Grunting)

Tohru: Puh! I hate fish.

Drago: Prepare yourselves,
my demon brethren.

Your liberation awaits.

Mc cobra: So, uh, what do we do?

Strikemaster ice: Yo,
if d-boy be turnin' the earth inside-out,

I'm stickin' with the
man like wax on a board.

You feel me?

Black: Ok, people, listen up!

At 0300 hours,
drago absorbed all 8 demon chi powers.

I'll need all available
equipment and personnel

ready to deploy by Dawn.

This isn't going to be easy,

but I know you're
up to the task.

The fate of the entire
planet rests in our hands.

Now, let's move!

(Agents talking excitedly)

Uncle: All these years,

black has learned nothing.

Magic must defeat magic.

Black: Drago was last
seen heading east.

Jade: Agent Jade
reporting for duty, sir!

Let's head 'em up
and move 'em out.

Black: Jade, I think you've
done enough for one night.

Jade: I didn't mean for
drago to keep the demon chi.

I had a plan to...

Jackie: We know you were
trying to protect us, Jade,

and we appreciate it.

Black: But from here on
out, little lady,

you need to leave the
fight to the heavyweights.

Uncle: Drago has absorbed
all 8 demon powers.

Do you know of a
spell to remove them?

Shendu: And why
should I help you?

Uncle: Revenge?

Shendu: My son may have betrayed
me, wizard,

but I will watch proudly
as he destroys your world.

Once all 8 powers have combined,

nothing can remove them... Ever.

Uncle: Then
conversation is over.

Shendu: Wait!

Release me.

I will deal with drago and
see that you are spared.

Uncle: Ohh,
that uncle cannot do.

Shendu: Then your
earth is doomed.

Black: No, Mr. mayor,
this is not a drill.

We need to evacuate the
entire city immediately.

Uh... Meteors... that's right...

Heading this way. Oh! Big ones,

size of, um...

Big meteors.

Gotta go.

Tohru: Hmm.
Is there also a plan to evacuate

the rest of the planet?

Jade: I know I messed up,

but let me make it up to
you, please, Jackie?

You can't split up the chan
clan at a time like this.

Jackie: No, Jade.

Section 13 is the safest
place in the city,

and you are staying right here.

Jade: Awww!

Jackie: Tohru,
I need you to take care of Jade.

Tohru: I understand.

Strikemaster ice: Uh,
it was a misunderstanding, yo?

Drago: I don't
suffer traitors well.

Strikemaster ice,
dj fist & mc cobra: Yizow! Wah! Yeeah!

Strikemaster ice:
Yo, that is nasty.

(Uncle mumbles)

(Knock on door)

Uncle: Shop is closed!

(Knocking continues)

Go away!

Uncle is busy!

(Knocking)

Do you want drago.
To turn world insideout?

No? Then let uncle work!

One more thing...

Aiyaaa!

Chow: Whoa, take it
easy, old timer.

Hak foo: We are not
here to harm you.

Finn: Yeah.
We just heard about this whole

drago-turning-the-
world-inside-out thing.

Ratso: I think there
was meteors comin'.

Chow: Hey,
the world can't end now.

We just got out of the slammer.

It ain't fair.

Finn: So whaddya say, unc?

We're freelance.
We're reasonably priced.

Ratso: And we promise
not to steal nothin'.

Uncle: Do not just stand there.
Get cracking!

Strikemaster ice: Yo! It's 5-0.

Black: All right, you punks.

Where's drago?

Drago: Bwa ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Black: You have got
to be kidding me.

Jackie: Bad day.

Jade: We can't just sit
here, tohru.

Jackie needs our help.

Tohru: Your safety.
- Is Jackie's primary concern.

Jade: Come on, big t.
We're missing all the action.

Grrr.

Drago: I was hoping
you'd put up a fight.

Black: It's go time.

Strikemaster ice: Yo,
we can't let drago have all the fun.

Sorry 'bout your ride, cueball.

Black: Oof!

Ah... uhh.

Mc cobra: Boo-yah!

Jackie: You don't talk
much, do you?

Oof!

Drago: Mmm! Tasty.

(Burp)

(Agents yell)

(Strength efforts from strikemaster
ice, dj fist, & mc cobra)

Black: Fall back!

All agents fall back!

Drago: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

It's pointless to run!

There's nowhere on earth to
hide from your new masters.

Strikemaster ice: Yo,
we spank those fools.

(Drago growls)

Drago: I should prepare
a proper welcome

for my demon brethren.

A city in ruins will.
Make them feel right at home.

Strikemaster ice: Cool!
Let's get this party started.

Drago: No.
I have a special task for you.

I have given you each
another taste of demon chi:

Earth...

Thunder... Wind.

Strikemaster ice: Whoa.
What's the dilly-yo?

Drago: I want you to
eliminate section 13

and everyone in it

once and for all.

Drago: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

(Panicked screams
from passengers)

Jackie: Captain
black, on the bridge!

Black: I see it. Go! Go!

Clip your end to the bridge!

(Frightened shouts
from passengers)

Jade: Talismans, yes!

Drago's got chi power,
but we have t-power.

Tohru,
we have to get them to Jackie.

Tohru: Jade...

Jade & tohru: Whoa-oh...

Strikemaster ice: Yo yo yo!

The ice crew is
in the hiz-zouse.

Jade: Bring it on, crater face.

Hyah!

Tohru: Stay back, Jade.

Jade: Grrrr.

(Attack cry from tohru)

(Groan)

Strikemaster ice: Ooh...

That's gonna leave a mark.

Jade: The gecko g*ng
got a booster shot.

Time to give 'em a taste
of their own medicine...

Talisman style.

Tohru: Jade, no!

Whoa!

Strikemaster ice: Aw,
you're worried about the shorty.

That's sweet, yo,

but you best be worried about
yourself, big man.

Uncle: Scale of codfish!

Finn: Comin' right up. Whoa!

Uncle: Nail of groundhog.

Chow: Yeah, I got it!

Whoa!

Powdered butterfly wing!

Ratso: Monarch or swallowtail?

Black, straining: Can't...

Hang on much longer.

(Passengers fret)

(Rope whiplashes)

El toro: I thought you could use a
hand, mi amigos.

Jackie: El toro!

Viper: Heard you were
having a shindig, Jackie.

Jackie: Viper... eh, viper.

Paco: And do not
forget El paco fuerte.

Where is Jade?

(Tug-of-w*r efforts from all)

(Driver sighs)

Woman: Thank you.

Valmont?

El toro: Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

El toro fuerte never
removes his mask.

Black: Apparently drago's
lookin' to play a little ball.

Jackie: Well, he's going to
have to beat the home team.

(Massive strength
effort from tohru)

Jade! Jade!

Jade, what are you doing?

Jade: Nabbing the talisman so we
can kick that ice twerp's butt.

Tohru: We must leave... Now!

Strikemaster ice: You
ain't goin' nowhere.

Tohru: Whoa! Uhh!

Jade: Tohru!

Strikemaster ice: Peace out!

Tohru: Jade, leave here!

Jade: Rat? No. Tiger? No.

Come on, ox, where are you?

Tohru: Uhh! Do as I say, Jade!

Leave here! Now!

Jade: Hang on, t!

Monkey? Rabbit?

No! Tohru!

Tohru...

Uncle: Aiyaaa!

Spell will not work.

Chow: So... The earth is doomed?

Ratso: But I like it here.
My mom lives close.

Uncle: We must get
reinforcements.

(Drago chewing)

Viper: Ew.
Chew with your mouth closed.

Drago: Chan!

You're just in time to watch
me rip your planet wide open!

Paco: You'll have to get
past the j-team first. Yulk!

El toro: Stay in the
dugout, paco.

Paco: But I am ready, El toro.

I brought my own mask.

Strikemaster ice: Yo,
time to play ball!

Uncle: Aiyaaa!

Section 13 is rubble.

Finn: Eh, bummer.

Chow: Eh,
I never liked the place.

Ratso: They had good doughnuts.

Uncle: Stop!

You want to earn paycheck, yes?

Then start digging.

Finn: Sure thing, boss.

Chow: We're on it.

Ratso: I love manual labor.

Hak foo: Hungry
gopher digs hole.

Paco: The palenque pile driver!

Mc cobra: Yo, mama,
can't touch this.

(Cobra sucks in deep breath)

(Blows)

Black & viper: Aaah!

Drago: Ya gaa mee mo,
à ya gaa mee chi-wah.

Ya gaa mee mo,
ààya gaa mee chi-wah

bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Jackie: I'll take the
demon on the left.

Jade: Time for the
seventh-inning butt whoop.

The amazing t-troop
is in the house.

Jackie: Jade, explain.

Jade: don't worry, Jackie.

I have the dog talisman...
Immortality.

And I brought enough
for everybody:

Invisible snake for viper,

superstrong ox for El toro,

combustible dragon
for captain black,

and speedy rabbit
for uncle Jackie.

Supermoose: ♪
da-da-da-da-da-daaa! ♪

Antler action!

Paco: Hey, what about me?

(Attack cries from all)

(Big lift effort from Finn,
chow, ratso, & hak foo)

All: Whoa!

Uncle: Tohru!

Tohru: Oh... Sensei.

Uncle: Uncle is very
pleased you are not pancake.

Where is Jade?

Tohru: She had the talismans.
I told her to run.

Finn: Hey, buddy.

Chow: Long time no see.

Ratso: Have you lost weight?

Uncle: Uncle did not
tell you to visit.

Keep digging.

Finn: If big t's not
our reinforcements...

Chow: Then who is?

Black: And this is
for toasting my Van!

(Viper stomps foot, grunts)

Viper: 3 strikes... You're out.

Supermoose: ♪ pop
goes the demon ♪

Hyuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!

Jade: ♪ hey, - batter,
batter, batter ♪

♪ Sa-wing batter batter ♪

Paco: Jade,
may I have a talisman, too?

Jade: Well,
I was saving this one for myself,

but... Knock yourself out.

Paco: Yes!

Astro paco: Hang on, El toro!
I am coming!

Jade: Kids.

Astro paco: Finish him off
with the Tijuana twister

or the cabo cannonball.

Astro paco: Jade!

Drago: If that's the
best you can do, chan.

Drago: The future belongs to me!

Shendu: I think not, boy.

First,
you must pay for your treachery!

Drago: Dad?

Strikemaster ice: Yo,
that thing's drago's pop?

Tohru: Demon must defeat demon.

Jade: Tohru!

You're ok.

Hak foo: Charging
rhino flatens giraffe!

Stubborn mule kick!

Komodo dragon paralyzes goat!

Finn: Maybe we'll
sit this one out.

Chow: It looks like
chan's got it covered.

Ratso: You think we
could go get a Hot Dog?

Drago: You're weak, old man!

Conquest is a job for
a fiery young dragon.

Shendu: You are
an impudent child.

Jade: Shendu's.
- Getting his butt whooped.

The talismans!

Jackie: Uhh!

Uncle, you released shendu?

How? Why?

Uncle: Uncle still have
tricks up his sleeve.

Jade: Throw your
talismans to shendu!

Repeat: Throw your
talismans to shendu!

Supermoose: Mo-o-o-ose

muscle!

Shendu: I am complete!

Tohru: Sensei,

if we cannot remove the
demon chi from drago,

perhaps we can remove
drago from the earth.

Uncle: A reversal spell.

Big reversal spell.

Take this.

Uncle has been saving it.

Uncle & tohru: ♪
yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ♪

♪ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ♪

♪ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ♪

strikemaster ice: This is
whack, yo.

Drago: Father! Help me!

Shendu: You deserve such a
fate for your disloyalty.

Drago: I'm sorry, father!

Please!

Jade: Jackie, wait!

Sometimes the greatest victory
is the battle not fought.

Shendu: This is my domain.

Remember your place!

Drago: Yes, father.

Psyche!

Shendu: No-o-o-o-o!

Uhh!

Uncle & tohru: ♪
yu-mo-gue-guai- à fie-Dee-tsao ♪

♪ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ♪

♪ yu-mo-gue-guai-
à fie-Dee-tsao ♪

Jade: Yes!

Ratso: Aw, we missed the end.

Paco: Going somewhere?

Viper: Nice job.

We should team up more often.

Uncle: Keep it.

Graduation present.

You are full chi wizard.

Jade: Go, tohru, you're a wizard.
Oh, yeah!

Black: That was some good strategic
thinking back there, young lady.

We could use someone
like you at section 13.

Jade: You want me to
be a real secret agent?

Can I, Jackie? Please?!

Jackie: Well...
We'll talk later.

Jade: Hey, that means no.

Come on, Jackie.
Our country needs me.

The world needs me.

Hak foo: Bear hug!

Drago: Ohh!
The earth was within my grasp!

You never let me
have what I want!

Shendu: I told you not to
play with your father's world!

Drago: Why not?
You aren't using it!

You're always too
busy fighting wizards!

Jade: Hey Jackie,
have you ever worked with a crocodile?

Jackie: Never.

That I've never done in my life.

I touch rhino, lion...

Elephant...

Yeah. Not crocodile.