01x02 - Diversion

[bunniefuu]

What are your intentions

Mr. Dhundhun?

Good only.

Dhundhun is a sweet

mumma's boy.

Hilarious.

Not me

you might be dad's angel.

Oh sh*t.

I'm so sorry

It happened in the moment.

I didn't mean to.

It's alright.

Tragedy gives you a lot

of things.

One of them is a

sense of humor.

So

But still, I should have been

little careful.

I'm really sorry.

But I love angels.

Seriously.

I wanted to be an angel in

a play in 7th standard.

Mrs. Naidu didn't let me.

Okay.

It's alright.

Okay, sorry.

What happened?

Nothing.

Dhundhun

Actually

We are about to reach Satara.

Wait what?

How long ago?

Not much

just

4050kms ago.

there was a turn.

Who forgets the way to

home Dhundhun?

I know it. It's just..

I got lost in the conversation.

So, shall we take a U-turn?

Yes.

Sorry.

It's a task to take a turn on

the highway.

Okay.

Let's go.

Yes Vroom, I have come to

Mahabaleshwar.

With a friend.

Cutest nick name ever.

Dhundhun.

No.

Very soon.

I will see you tomorrow.

Yes.

Come this way.

Quite cold.

Yes.

Check-in time is 12:00 in

the noon.

Mom

Mom actually

Actually what?

You were supposed to come at 9 p.m.

It's 2 a.m. in night.

You were not taking the calls.

Mom actually

Why did you lie to me, Dhundhun?

You could have mentioned that

you were coming with your girlfriend.

I already knew it.

Mom, why do you always

do this?

She fixed the tyre and then

she got late for the concert.

I accompanied her.

Then we got late leaving

from concert.

I wondered, how she would travel

to Mumbai alone at night.

So, I invited her here and she

can attend the party too.

AnywayInaaya she's my mom.

Mom, she's Inaaya.

Hello Aunty, so nice to finally

meet you in person.

Hello!

Hey, Dhundhun

Finally back.

And with a guest.

Wow, son.

Now you have been fruitful

to this family.

Well done. I'm proud of you.

Yes.

Now earn from your son's friends.

Good.

Of cour

Dhundhun

Let's

talk in the morning tomorrow.

Good night.

-Good night dad.

Good night.

Father and son, both are

annoying.

What was that?

Exactly.

Mom, Suhaar uncle's stomach is

still upset?

You think it can be cured ever?

I'm sorry You must be tired.

I will show you the room.

Your room?

Yes. I mean

Where will you sleep?

Wherever you say.

You can sleep in UD uncle's room.

Not his room. He snores a lot.

I can sleep on the couch here.

I won't mind aunty.

No dear,

Don't say this. You are our

guest.

Will you let the guest sleep or

You just sleep.

Dear

Just take the call. Might be

something urgent.

Aunty it's my brother.

I will text him, I have reached.

This is Kartik's room.

It's little messy right now.

But no problem. Dhundhun will fix it

in the morning.

You sleep well.

-It's okay aunty.

I just hope Kartik doesn't mind.

Why would I

Wait a minute.

All yours.

What were you hiding?

Nothing, just switched on the light and

geyser, if you want.

You were hiding

something for sure.

Nothing, just some

My briefs were scattered around.

You have nightwear?

No aunty.

It was just meant to be

a day trip so

It's okay. I will bring something.

So

Porn?

No, noPorn?

Nothing like that.

It's just some personal stuff.

Will this work?

Perfect aunty.

Thank you.

You please sleep now.

So long you have been

awake for us.

Okay.

Good night.

-Good night aunty.

Keep it inside.

-That's mine.

Yes.

Kartik

Good night.

Good night.

Sweet dreams.

Nothing like that

Just friends.

I'm your mom.

I observe everything.

Mom, don't act like

irritating neighbors.

Dhundhun.

Dhundhun.

Dhundhun.

Dhundhun.

Happy birthday bro.

Meera

Will you k*ll me on my birthday.

Sahil please stop her.

Sorry bro.

Can't.

Please Meera

I'm letting you go because

it's your birthday.

When did you guys come in?

What if I were sleeping naked?

In your parents' room?

Sure.

Yes, fair point.

And by the way, you are my roommate.

I have seen you naked as much as

your mom has seen you.

I saw you naked just the day

before yesterday.

That was a mistake.

We are just humans with

different things.

In your twisted world, sure.

Leave all these, just tell me

Why were you smiling while sleeping?

That?

-Yes.

I knew you guys were coming.

Oh really?

So, the girl in your room

she got nothing to do with this smile?

Kartik.

You brought a girl home and

then you slept with your parents.

That's not how booty calls work,

you doofus.

There's always one thing on your mind.

Mom can't keep it to herself.

If she doesn't tell me,

who else she would tell?

Leave it.

What's the name of that girl?

What's her name?

You can't hide in the bedsheet.

Tell me.

He wants to go back to her memories.

She is in the next room.

I will just call her.

Yes, call her.

-Meera stop.

Have you gone mad?

Let me brush my teeth at least.

You don't even want to

say her name before brushing.

So sweet.

Why are you laughing?

Learn something from him.

I have brushed my teeth today.

I wanna check.

You idiots. What are you doing?

Guys, Guys, Guys.

Please!

Yuck.

You guys are cheap.

Guys, please.

It's my mom dad's room.

Please guys.

Guys

The door is still open.

Don't do it.

Clean the bedsheets.

It's open.

Morning.

I got some clothes for you.

Meera gave this.

Who is Meera?

Sahil's girlfriend.

Who is Sahil?

My boyfriend. I mean

Meera's boyfriend.

My friend.

He is my roommate from

Mumbai and

also my best friend.

Okay.

Keep it next to the trowel.

I'm so sorry that

Dad has started farming lately so

Why are you doing it?

Somehow, I had imagined your

room like this only.

Why were you imagining my room?

Wow Dhundhun.

Started flirting in the morning.

No, just like that.

That's beautiful.

You designed it?

No, this

is made by my grand dad.

It's this house's design.

Wow. Impressive.

Like grand dad, like grandson.

You are always so passionate right?

I mean

Even you are so passionate about

traveling.

Yes, but my

room doesn't look like a

world map.

You haven't seen it.

You will have to take my word for it.

Yes, I mean

you can say it's a little nerdy.

Cool.

Cool is the word.

Shall we have breakfast?

I'm starving.

Cool. You change.

sh*t. I'm so sorry.

I will stand outside.

I mean not creepy.

I will just stand outside.

And you change in the garden.

I mean, I will be in the garden.

You let me know once you

have changed.

So, I will

You chill, I will come pick you

up or something.

And I'm sorry I didn't mean to

Bye.

Listen everyone.

This is Inaaya.

Inaaya

Say hello everyone.

Hello Inaaya

Hi.

She has retired but still

acts as a teacher.

Yes.

Hello dear.

Hi uncle

I'm Kartik's dad.

Hi, I'm Sahil.

-Hi.

And she is

-Meera.

Hi Meera.

I have the exact same dress.

In fact, I gave it to Kartik today

itself.

Some girl needed it.

I love it, Meera. Thank you.

I love it too.

I will return it to you.

Don't worry.

I will take it myself from you.

Okay.

So, tell me Dhundhun

-She is so sweet.

Isn't she?

Uncle

Kartik.

Okay, Kartik.

What are you up-to nowadays?

You were saying something

Yes. Everything is going good.

What about you?

You broke your leg again?

Seriously!

Just a muscle pull.

Leg day, you know?

What leg day. You have grown old

so just leave it.

Hey

OldMust be your dad.

That's true.

Everyone knows aunty.

We have to prepare for

tonight's party, okay?

Okay.

Sorry. I have a question.

What's the occasion?

Will you ever learn?

It's Kartik's birthday.

That's why we have spent so much.

-Isn't it?

Yes.

We have spent a lot.

Your birthday?

Why didn't you tell me?

I forgot.

You forgot your own birthday?

You forgot the occasion of the party?

I mean

forgot to tell you.

Happy birthday.

This is your gift for now.

I don't have any other gift.

Thank you.

It's my favourite.

How did you know?

You leave from here.

Keeps interrupting always.

Kartik's guavas are here, Inaaya.

Shut up Meera.

You are so well to do?

Not us.

Suhaar uncle.

Who's gonna make the coffee?

Aunty I will come.

Sahil makes good coffee.

No Aunty.

Sahil, speaker and balloon.

Okay.

Food is finished?

No, your food is in the room.

Have it.

No dear. I will do it

Leave it.

Sahil, Meera

You will handle the decorations.

We will handle it but where

will we get bulbs from?

Dhundhun will get it.

UD, electrician is here.

Tell him to check the connection.

And balloon.

Blow up all the balloons.

Okay.

And you

What will you handle?

I'm supervising.

Come on everyone.

We don't have time.

And you Mr

Go to the market, I'll send you the

list.

Suhaar uncle was supposed

to get it but

I will go.

It's okay uncle, I got this.

And I will get it mom, don't worry.

Uncle.

Why don't you blow up

some balloons?

Yes, yes why not.

There is a lot of work.

Uncle take this and tie the knot.

Yes, I will tie the knot.

Inaaya

Will you come with me to

the market?

I mean

I will definitely forget something

if I go alone.

Don't feel like going.

But it's your birthday.

How can I say no?

Let's go.

Bye.

Uncle, you please leave it.

We will manage.

Yes dude.

Sometimes I feel like staying

back here.

Mr. Mintu, Mom's saree?

Right but then

how will you become Gaudi the great

from Kartik the great?

Point.

And grand dad wanted to make this house.

So

Yes.

Sorry, what were you saying?

Grand dad wanted to make a house?

Yes and he ran out of money.

This way.

So, he made a design

And dad, UD uncle and Suhaar uncle

had given their blood and sweat

to make this house.

Since then Suhaar uncle is calculating

in the bathroom

how much dad and UD uncle owe him.

It was a joke.

You don't understand jokes?

Really?

My foot, my tutor?

Shall we buy rose berry?

How many times will

you call Amey?

I don't want to talk to you.

Please understand.

What do you want?

We have other customers waiting.

How many times will we hurt each other?

-Where?

Sorry, we need 70 bulbs of 60 watt.

-What's the point?

Abhi, give them 70 bulbs of 60 watt.

All okay?

-Yes.

Next stop?

Let's buy bulbs first.

Of course, I want to settle

but not in this town.

In metro city.

But before that I want to see

all the places

I have admired.

I want to replace the

poster in my room with photographs.

Hey, hi.

I hope you are coming

for the party?

Done.

I don't know.

So that you can look at its size

while it's going down.

Hrithik?

Kartik.

Sir

He himself is buying stuff

on his birthday

if you don't give the right thing,

how will it work?

Shall we write Dhundhun?

It's not like I'm always

gonna do events.

I mean, the money is good.

And you get to experience new

art forms.

But

One day, I will find my

true calling.

I have worked a lot so it has

made a safety net around me.

You know, I really hope to break

it one day.

And try something else.

If bored with that then I

will try something else.

And if bored with that too

Then try something else.

Then try something else.

And then try something else.

Nice.

I like collecting movie posters.

What?

Why?

Already have 400 to 500.

Strange.

Super strange.

Should I tell you something

super strange?

Sure.

For the last 3 years, I have been

looking for SRK's Deewana's

OG movie poster.

You will find it one day.

If you search intently enough,

you can find the god too.

Okay. Come on everyone.

Come on, quickly.

I know, why you are all here.

For my Dhundhun's birthday.

But I know one more thing

that you all are interested

in something else.

Dhundhun's

birthday tradition.

Inaaya

you will be really very happy

to listen to this story.

When Kartik

was 4 years old

at that age

he was very fond of guavas.

Day night he would keep asking

for guavas.

One day, he was so adamant

that he would have only guava cake

on his birthday.

And you know

when he didn't get that

He cried uncontrollably.

Do you remember?

-Yes.

You love guavas?

Actually, I loved the word more.

Guava.

Gua

Try.

Guava.

Guava.

Only heir of my non-existent property

Happy birthday.

Thank you dad.

Have a good health, good life.

Cheers!

Thank you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear guava boy

Happy birthday

Here's the famous guava cake.

Good sh*t!

If you want to have this cake

you can't miss my party.

So formal again?

You just be casual Dhundhun.

And yes

I'm trapped.

Hey come on

Birthday boy, let's dance.

Dude, that crazy

in the middle of the road

left me on the highway.

What?

Can't believe it.

What kind of rascal is he bro?

But Meera

I always call for the trouble.

I broke up 4 times.

But I keep going back to him.

Don't know. It's like

I never learn.

Why Meera?

Why?

Sister

you are f*cked up.

It's true.

-Can I take a shot?

Baby, I will have it with you.

Cheers!

If your girls' talk is finished,

it‘s my bro's birthday

We should have one close dance.

And then you have people like these.

Please.

You are having it all alone?

Care to share?

Of course.

Amazing.

Just like your friends and family.

Isn't it?

To be here with everyone

you feel content.

This time a little extra.

Why?

What was so special this time?

Hritik.

Met someone.

Inaaya

Have some food.

We have spent money on that too.

Come on.

Come on, let's

Yes.

Come.

Come dear.

Come.

Yes aunty.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm gonna miss

this.

You can stay back.

I will be leaving tomorrow so

I would be happy to let you drive me

back.

Can't dude.

I have an event tomorrow.

Stay for lunch.

Mom, dad will be coming anytime so

I can't.

Is your cab here?

Yes. One sec.

Oh.. one minute away.

By the way, I'm so glad I

fixed your tyre.

Otherwise, I would have missed

such an amazing day.

I'm glad too.

It's

Time to get back to reality.

Yes.

Do you think

Do you think, we can hangout

in Mumbai?

I

I don't know.

We will see.

You have my contact number.

Not my hair.

Why?

You look good with tousled hair.

Bye Inaaya.

Bye Dhun.

Inaaya, I'm really sorry darling.

You know I wouldn't hurt you.

I'm still in Pune.

I will come to pick you

up wherever you are.

Give me one last chance.

I love you.

Will meet, once you are in Mumbai.

Call me.