01x04 - Black Dragon God's Dungeon

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My name is Hiiragi Seiichi.
I'm a second-year in high school.

A string of events sent me to another world,

but after eating some Fruit of Evolution,

my fat, ugly body transformed
into an OP physique!

The gorilla, Saria, and I went
to the royal capital, Telbert,

and joined the adventurer's guild there,

but our test proctor was a lone warrior!

I'm Artoria Gremm...

Artoria, the Calamity.

Okay, let's start your tests.

Okay!

First up is gathering.

Once each of you has harvested ten

of the Medicinal Herbs growing around
that area, you'll clear the test.

Huh? That's all?

That's all.

That's super easy, though!

Saria, let's go!

Hey! I wasn't done explaining!

We'll be back!

Hey, wait up, Seiichi!

Sheesh.

Why am I smiling?

I can't let anyone be
victimized by this anymore.

The Fruit of Evolution:

\h\hBefore I Knew It,

Black Dragon God's Dungeon

All right, now show me the
herbs you've gathered.

Here!

Good.

You plucked them up from
the root, just like I said.

Yeah, exactly as you said!

Okay, next is Seiichi.

Here!

What are these?

A rare item, "Mana Mushroom."

Your test was to gather ten medicinal herbs!

Well... I just couldn't find any of those.

There are some right there at your feet!

God damn!

I gathered them!

What about the remaining five?

Huh?

You're missing some.

I-I'll go search again!

H-Hey!

There are none!

Mana Mushroom.

Antidote Weed.

Why is there nothing but rare items

and none of the regular herbs?!

Do you really think this will work?

There, all done!

It's coming along well.

We've finally gone and done it now!

We should catch at least one
human after setting up that many!

But was it really okay to ignore Leia-sama's
orders and come to the human realm?

Dumbass!

If this operation succeeds,
there won't be any punishment!

Rising up and getting the hero's
treatment isn't just a dream!

You all have families, too, don't you?

What are they talking about?

Whatever.

I'll just ask if they've seen
any Medicinal Herbs nearby.

Let's do this!

Excuse me...

Who's there?!

Wh-Why is a human here?!

Did he already hear our plan?!

Oh, no!

I don't want to face Leia's punishment!

Uh, I'm looking for Herbs...

If you've found us out,
then we have no choice!

Let's go!

Terry Hemd!

Bosco Dan!

The leader, Bel Giselle! And together...

We are the personal squad of Leia-sama,
captain of the demon army's third division!

Victim!

Oh, they're just perverts.

You're not getting away!

Now that you've seen us here,

we can't let you leave alive!

Come forth, Troll!

Get him!

We did it!

That was a clean hit to the face!

Huh?

Oh, it worked.

My Absorb skill.

So it can even transfer my
opponent's strength into my own?

That's handy.

He definitely just...

...hit him, right?

So, hey.

About the Herbs...

W-Well, our operation here
was already finished anyway.

W-W-W-W-We'll let you go this time!

Retreat!

Hey, wait! The Herbs!

I didn't get to ask them.

So... why did you gather
nothing but rare items?!

I searched the best I could.

Sheesh...

Here, you can have these.

A-Are you sure?

Try harder next time.

Good for you, Seiichi!

Boss!

Sh-Shut up! Let's hurry on to the next one.

Now...

Why did the three of you disobey
orders to go to the human realm?

We went to set up teleportation
spells all over the place.

To what end?

To shave the human realm's
forces down a little more!

And where exactly do you
have them teleporting to?

You'll be surprised when you hear it!

To the Black Dragon God's Dungeon!

What?! The Black Dragon God?!

Well, I feel bad for the
humans they teleport, then.

Yeah!

However...

It's still a fact that you disobeyed orders,

so you'll be punished.

I think we'll start light, say about 500 lashes.

No!

Forgive us!

Get back here!

Oh, if it isn't Seiichi.

Oh! Claude-san!

We're here today to register
for the guild's final test.

Artoria's your test proctor?

Yeah, what about it?

I see.

She's a really nice person, is all.

Please, would you be kind to
her even after the test's over?

That goes without saying!

Artoria-san is precious to us!

Thanks.

Huh? You guys know each other?

You've met some good people, huh, Artoria?

Huh?

It's the final test, right?

You come back safe, now.

Yep.

Right!

All right, we're heading out.

Okay, time for the second test.

Right!

The second test is hunting.

Defeat ten slimes, and you've cleared it.

This is your final test, so show some spirit!

Right!

Saria, where's your weapon?

Here!

That just looks like ordinary punching to me.

No, those punches are Saria's weapon.

Well, I'll just have to watch over them.

There's a few right away!

Seiichi! Here they come!

Right!

Huh?

The slime disappeared?

Just what is going on here?

Don't tell me!

Seiichi, Saria, the test is on hold.

Huh!

Why?

There are teleportation spells
set up all over the place.

Teleportation spells?

Uh, what's something like that doing here?

How would I know?

Anyway, we're heading back
to the guild for now.

Wha—

Artoria-san!

This smell is the smell of loathsome humans.

Where are we now?

Do you not know either, Artoria-san?

Yeah, I don't have the slightest clue.

Regardless, we need to find an exit.

Hey, Seiichi, Saria, why did
the two of you follow me?

Huh?

I told you before, didn't I?

An adventurer needs the
ability to sense danger.

If you hadn't touched me at that moment,

you two might have made it back safely.

Uh...

If you give me a stupid answer, you'll regret it!

My body just moved before I realized it.

Huh?

Mine, too!

I thought, "I have to help Artoria-san!"

I do think it was a rash action.

But more than that, Saria and
I both wanted to help you.

I've never met anyone else like you two.

Huh?

Okay! Let's hurry up and get home!

Right!

Oh, right. Here.

That's a Guide Stone.

It's an item you use when you
get separated from your party.

When you get separated?

As long as you hold on to it, it'll lead
you to a party member's location.

It also glows red when their life is danger.

Wow, that's handy!

Try not to get separated
in the first place, though.

Okay!

Are we really going to be all right?

Did that just click?

Sorry.

I stepped on something.

Seiichi! Saria!

Artoria-san!

Damn it.

Can you hear me? Seiichi! Saria!

Tsk.

I need to rejoin them quickly.

We got separated right away.

Wh-Wh-What do we do now?!

We were just talking about how we
shouldn't get separated and then this!

This wall! This wall!

Ow!

Hey, Seiichi! We have this!

The Guide Stone!

Oh, right! Good thinking, Saria!

But how do we use it?

Huh?

Uh... I don't know.

Um, um... Which way...

...do we go?

Yes!

Go!

Yes, we know she's on the other side!

Stopping here won't get us anywhere!

Seiichi, there's a path over there!

All right, let's go!

Damn it... Not here!

Don't get in my way!

Power Slash!

Please be safe,

you two.

A dead end.

Another dead end.

Here, too.

And here!

Where are we supposed to go?!

Hey, Seiichi.

You're ignoring it?

Well, it's obviously suspicious.

I know, but...

Open me.

I said I'm not opening it.

Huh?

Open me!

Really?

Open me!

Hey, timeout, timeout!

Damn it! In that case...

Aqua Bind!

Y-You'll pay!

H-Huh?

It disappeared.

I just used a binding spell.

You leveled up.

This is just like that time with Xeanos.

Long ago, the treasure chest was a
necessary item in any dungeon delve,

but after the invention of Item Box,
it lost all reason to exist.

I want humans to interact with me again!

That single desire led it to grow limbs and
gain the ability to speak and use magic.

Water Magic!

Fire Magic!

However, humans began calling the treasure
chest a monster and persecuting it.

With its hope lost,

the treasure chest continued to roam
around places it held fond memories of.

Poor treasure chest.

I kind of feel bad for it.

Ring of Misfortune?

It's Legendary Equipment.

It multiplies the wearer's Luck by -2?

What the heck? Nothing good
comes from equipping this.

Huh?

Hey, Seiichi?

Whoa! That's so shameless!

Was it always this color?

This is...

What now?

This route is the only path.

Who's there?!

Human, have you come here to be eaten?!

B-Bel-san!

Now, if you've learned your lesson,
never try to act on your own again.

I'm so sorry.

I'll have you know,

Black Dragon God is way worse than this.

He's renowned as the strongest
one in the Demon Lord's army.

Anyone who runs into him
has the worst luck of all.

Does this mean...

It also glows red when their life is danger.

Sh-She's in danger!

S-Seiichi! Th-Th-The Guide Stone!

All right!

Go!

Déjà vu.

Damn it!

This wall! This stupid wall!

That really hurts!

Wh-What do we do?

Damn it!

Perhaps I should praise you for putting
up quite the fight for a human.

I can't afford to die until I've rejoined
them and seen them safely home!

I'll show you

how I earned the name "Calamity"!

Now this...

I don't need rationality!

I'll turn myself into a calamity!

Calamity Berserk!

This is why you humans are such fools.

Know your place.

To think there was still someone among
humans who could surprise me so.

I'm sorry, you two.

I'd forgotten how to smile
after constantly bringing

misfortune to others for so long...

Very well.

I'll finish this in one blow for you.

So I wanted to at least
see you two home safely.

But I got you both caught
up in my misfortune.

I'm sorry.

Artoria-san.

Artoria-san!

You two?

We're here to save you, Artoria-san!

Time for "Seiichi's Status for Today"!

Seiichi's present Status is... this!

Hiiragi Seiichi
Race: Human [Human]
Gender: Male [Male] Class: Unnamed Monster [Magic Swordsman]
Age: 17 [17] Level: 11 [11]
Mana: 1156400 [50] Attack: 1122510 [50]
Defense: 1169080 [50] Agility: 1132150 [50]
Magic Attack: 1153480 [50] Magic Defense: 1180680 [50]
Luck: 1109290 [50] Charm: Too Heart-Throbbing to Endure [50]

Personal Skills:
Instant Recall. Perfect Recall. Instant Learning. Instant Recovery. Complete Harvesting. Sixth Sense.
Skills:
Attack: Guillotine Kick. Twin Fang Attack. Adamant Claws.
Resistance: Paralysis Resistance. Sleep Resistance. Confusion Resistance. Charm Resistance.
Petrification Resistance. Bind Resistance. Poison Resistance. Fatigue Resistance.
Movement: Instant Movement.
Special: Advanced Appraisal. Superior Alchemy. Tool Creation [Superior]. Enemy Detection.
Disguise Prowess. Assimilate. Clairvoyance. Absorb. Compress.
Magic:
Daily Life Magic. Water Magic: Master. Dark Magic: Master.
Ultimate Skills:
Gale. Flash. Haze.
Martial Art:
Zeford School of Protective Swordsmanship: Founder

Wow!

Equipment:
High Quality Shirt. High Quality Pants. High Quality Undershirt. High Quality Briefs.
Clever Monkey's Chain. Water Spirit's Dagger. Bracelet of the Night.
Dark King's Stone Choker. Necklace of Endless Love.
Rapier of Whirling Hatred. Rapier of Overflowing Fondness. Blue Boots.
Titles:
Stench Performer. Man With a Gorilla Wife. Peak of All. Tactless. King of Men.
Money:
1070916000 G

He's a monster.

Speaking of which, you're a dual wielder?

Yes.

One is black and the other's white.

They let the wielder pass their
mana and stamina to allies,

and they can heal some
degree of damage overnight.

That's totally cheating.

Hey, Artoria-san, what's the
battleaxe you wield called?

It's called "Grand Axe."

It's an exceptional item that doubles
my physical abilities during battle.

Power Slash!

So cool!

What kind of skill is that?

A skill that doubles my Attack!

So when it's combined with Grand Axe...

Two times two is... how many times?

Four times.

Wow! That's cheating!

Does that apply to these breasts, too?

Abeshi!

How are my breasts cheating?!

Seiichi fights to save Artoria-san!

So cool!

Wait, huh? What are those two doing?

Next Time
The Calamity Bride

Next time: "The Calamity Bride."

I'm so happy I got to be Seiichi's wife!