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01x08 - King of Anything

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Fakes". Aired: September 1, 2022.*
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The series stars Emilija Baranac and Jennifer Tong as Zoe and Rebecca, two teenagers in West Vancouver, British Columbia who launch what quickly becomes the largest fake ID empire in North America.

01x08 - King of Anything

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[dramatic music]





Stop crying! Stop crying!

Stop crying! Don't cry!

Becca! Stop!

[sobbing]

- I'm sorry.

No, no, no. Don't be sorry.

Don't be sorry.

B.

No.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hey. Hey, it's ok. It's ok.

Ok.

Um

I would never sell you out.

Oh, no, no, I know.

I know.

Um

We're just a little scared.

But, um, all the more reason

us nice girls

gotta stick together, right?

[knocking]

Can we see Sally

for a moment?

I handled it.

Don't be mad at me because

you weren't strong enough

to handle it yourself.

Wait, you thought

that was strong?

That was mean.

You are very mean.

You know your gut instinct

is to be a total f*cking

as*h*le, right?

I am so sick of

your nice girl act.

What?

You always act

so self-righteous.

You always have.

You do know

you're just as shitty of

a person as I am, right?!

Like what the f*ck do you think

we've been doing

this entire goddam time?!

We are criminals, Zoe!

Like we have been doing

full-on ill*gal sh*t!

Both of us!

You always act like you're being

bulldozed by me.

Well, yeah, you do

all the time!

Every single f*cking time!

Then stand the f*ck up

and shut me up for once

if you hate it so much!

God. You're so pathetic!

Like look at you.

Even right now, you're

gonna cry.

I am not gonna cry.

You let me walk

all over you

because you're scared

of being a boss!

I am a nice boss.

I am a good boss!

My whole family is made

of good bosses and you,

you can't even do anything

without freaking the f*ck out!

Oh, well sorry I actually have

a f*cking moral conscience.

Well you and your

moral conscience

have always been useless.

This entire time, Zoe,

your whole f*cking life

is just dead f*cking weight.

f*ck you.

I am a good friend,

so I know

that you're only saying these

awful things right now

because you are reeling

from your shitty mom visiting.

You get it,

you get the idea.



Hi. I'm so sorry.

No, it's ok, babe.

Breathe.

I am so sorry that these

are late.

Fifty fakes.

Thanks.

And here's my next order, 250.

Two-hundred

250?

Yeah.

Is everything ok with the guy

that makes the fakes?

Turn around's been super

slow lately.

Yeah, no, it's it's

just been um,

250?

You know, we used to have a

signature two-day turn around.

Now, I'm thinking

What? What, what are

you thinking?

I don't like looking stupid.

I'm not used to it.

If we can't get the two day

turnaround for this next order,

I think I'm gonna quit.

What? Oh, um, ok.

Well, I mean, I think that maybe

he's just a little tired.

Because he's working so hard.

And, and his business partners,

they're probably not really

pulling their weight

when it comes

to their shifts, right,

so it's like,

how is he even-

Wait, wait.

Woah, woah, woah.

I'm sorry, maybe I should

just talk to Rebecca

about this instead.

No, no, no. It's fine.

250 IDs, that is totally

doable.

Two days.

Not a problem.



Tryst, what are you doing?

Oh, hey.

Just trying to get

this thing working.

Tryst, get out of the printer!

Ok.

[shudders]

Why?

Oh, these are for the UV rays.

Cataracts.

You can miss me with that sh*t.

[scoffs] She actually bought it.

- Oh, she bought it?

So, I guess the guy that lugged

it across the border,

he didn't do anything?

You did not lug it

over the border.

Well it was very hard

to source.

Yeah, I know, and it's 20K.

21, but who's counting?

Anyhow, she seems

pretty confident in it.

She should be.

Your typical ink printer

creates ink spots

which runs a higher chance of

having the colours run.

Which is fine for your basic

five-page paper on "Hamlet".

That's because most printers

use liquid ink

which basically drips

onto the paper

and then you have to hope

against hope

that it dries before

you touch it.

But, the high-tech Roland

LEF 12IUV printer

uses UV light to flash

onto the paper.

Immediate curing.

Microscopic accuracy.

360 degrees.

It can print anything

onto anything.

Our favourite part?

It's six times faster.

Perfect.

Ok. Let's get

this thing running.

Where's B?

She is late.

She will be here in like

three hours.

It's also when I need

to get going.

What?

Uh, feed my fish.

It's fine.

The Roland's a total

game changer.

Once I figure it out.

So, is the singing kid

bringing in numbers?

Yeah. She is totally

k*lling it, yeah.

She's really making

those sales.

Really?

Oh yeah, you'd be surprised

how effective her mime pitch is.

I would be surprised.

Hey, you have uh, you know,

did you bring the

What?

Well I liked that

Cartem's kombucha

you brought the other day.

Right.

Yeah, come on.

You really gotta start bringing

your own lunch.

This is lunch.

Happy printing.

[door closes]

[rain falling]

Hey. You need a lift to school?

Thanks for letting me have

the car.

I didn't let you have anything.

You took it.

We both know if

you really wanted it,

Mom would probably side

with you.

Look, I'm working hard to get

things back on track, Z.

And I'm gonna give you and Mom

a lift whenever you want.

I'm not This is not

about the car.

Then what?

It's, you're just like him.

I'm not Dad, ok?

The last few times

I've seen you,

I could smell it.

Are you even sober right now?

Yes.

Of course I am.

Does Mom?

No.

Break her heart.

I'm not a drunk.

Fine.

But you're a good kid

to worry.

Whatever.

- Have a good day.

- Yeah. Drive safe.

Bye.

Whiskey!

Hey.

Hey. Did you hear

about Sally?

Her friends from her old school

sold her out

and she was arrested

for selling fake IDs.

Insane, right?

Did you know?

No, why would I know?

Why would you ask me that?

Like why would she know

anything about that,

like, who even,

who the hell is Sally?

She was our English partner.

I mean

Sorry, could I just talk

to Rebecca for a minute?

Yep.

[dramatic music]

- Sophie.

- Yep.

- You got my text?

- Yep.

So?

The Roland can do it.

- I can't figure it out.

- Not my problem.

Do not say it's not

your problem.

We meet tonight.

I'm busy.

Then we lose Sophie.

Fine.

And tomorrow.

- Fine.

- Fine.

Hey! Hey.

Oh, hey.

Rebecca canceled plans

with me just now.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

You want to grab a coffee?

- Sure.

- Yeah?

Oh, this is a really

cute plaza.

Yeah.

My mom and grandma do

Tai Chi here every Sunday.

It looked like you and Rebecca

were fighting today.

We were just talking

about homework.

Well, now I know

you're lying.

Sorry. She's been

distant lately.

Yeah, well, Becca's just

dramatic, you know?

I mean, I just

No, you are a good boyfriend.

Thanks.

She's lucky to have you.

You're like a really good guy.

I like your new hair.

What made you change it?

Um, it was just a lot

of little things.

Yeah.

But, well actually I didn't

even like it at first.

Uh, and then I was looking

in the mirror the other day

and it just looks like me.

It just matches something

inside me and like, yeah.

It just looks like me now.

Am I even making sense

right now?

I don't-you can help me

out here.

People change

in different ways.

Yeah.

[cell phone chimes]

I'm just gonna pop in

the shower, take a nap.

Good, got it.

Hey, Mom.

How amazing of a friend is

Rebecca for buying you these.

So nice.

Today's shift was just brutal.

Just so good.

Especially after a long

bus ride.

Did Jason not pick you up?

He was busy.

Doing what?

[sighs]

Zoe, he's just

He's just what?

Honey, let's not fight.

Wait, but we have like

10 more minutes.

I know.

I still have to shower

and I really need that nap.

Yeah, but it's just

10 more minutes.

I know.

Next time, ok?



I'm going to buy her

that f*cking hospital.

[cell phone chimes]

[angelic singing]



Hey, hey.

What are you doing here

so late?

Guess who figured out

the Roland?

Damn.

Becca, that's good stuff.

No, me. I did.

Well I mean, the printer did.

Yeah, but I figured it out.

But the printer literally-

No, but I did it.

And I bought the ink.

Teamwork.

[snaps]

Alright.

Where is Rebecca anyway?

I feel like I haven't

seen her in forever.

Like, seriously.

I made this for you,

jerk.

I refined the hologram.

Oh, wow. This is really good.

You know, it's really good,

top-notch stuff.

Hm.

Should probably get going,

yeah?

Mmhm. I just want

to finish this.

What are you doing here?

I'm driving Mom to work.

No, absolutely not.

Smell his breath.

What?

I'm done covering for him.

I am not going to let you get

into my car with an alcoholic.

Zoe, calm down.

Did you know that he steals

from us?

He's stealing

from the money jar.

That money is for everyone,

Zoe, including Jason.

Mom! Wake up!

He always steals from us.

He comes to dinner

just to take food.

I have to buy the flowers

and the fried pickles

just so it doesn't look like

he's showing up empty-handed.

Ok, honey, it doesn't matter-

How does it not matter?

- Ok, we've got to get going.

- Were running late.

Did you know

he was drinking

when he dropped me off

at school?

Calm down.

You're being ridiculous

and completely unreasonable.

How does that not sound

just like Dad?

Zoe. That's enough!

I'm not drunk right now.

Oh, no, no, not right now.

But you will be.

I know this game.

I've played this with Dad.

Let's go.

No. Nobody is going anywhere.

Zoe. Zoe?



[Jason] Zoe what are you doing?

Zoe!

[air hissing]

You are not getting in the car

with this drunk.

I knew it!

You want to k*ll yourself,

go ahead.

But leave Mom out of this.

Um I'm gonna go call

you a cab, Mom.

Yeah, that's right.

I am in control

of this family.

Looking back,

that was the day that she

started looking at me like that.

Hey, babe.

Where's Rebecca?

She's not coming.

Thank you.

What did you say to him,

your fakes guy?

What did I say to him?

I am pretty sure

that I told him

that he knows what kind of

business he's in.

Hm.

So that's what you

said to him.

Yeah. And he's good

at what he does.

He's the best.

Go on.

He likes being the best.

He likes all of it.

He likes the money.

He likes the power.

And if he wants to keep things

as they are,

then he's just gotta

keep working

and together we can be

very, very rich.

So cut the sh*t.

- Ok.

- Ok.

You got it. Let's

let's get rich.

[sighs]

What?

That was pretty hot.

Shut up. Go sell.

Yes, ma'am.



[doorbell rings]

Hi.

Oh. Hi, what are you-

I broke up with Rebecca.

Oh. Ok.

Something just made me

come here.

Ok.

Thing is, can I come in?

Yeah. Yeah.

The thing is

Yeah?

I don't think I'm that good

of a guy.

You know what?

I don't think I'm that good

of a girl either.

Are you warm enough?

You ok?

Yeah. Are you?

Mmmhmm.

How do you feel?

Hm. I feel

Sleepy.

[laughs]

[exhales]

I guess this is gonna make

things pretty complicated.

Yeah.

Tomorrow.

Ok.

[tapping]

What is that?

What do you mean?

Wait, you don't hear it?

It's coming from your window.

What?

- Zoe!

- Uh, Zoe.

[Sally] Zoe! Zoe! Zoe!

Let me in!

Zoe, let me in.

Something happened

at the police station! And I

Oh..