01x07 - All Eyes on Me

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Alright, name for sign out?

Anita Berger.

Anita

Have a good one.

Thank you very much.

Wait. What the hell?

Does this mean that

Zoe?

You just purposely gave Larry

a fake ID and a fake name.

You're a real life actual face

is on their camera

taking this bag.

You can't look like

this anymore!

What are you doing?!

Why is it taking so long?!

Cut the hair!

Cut it!

- Hey there.

- Oh hey, Soph.

Looks like someone's getting

some attention this morning?

Oh, yeah, it's just the hair.

Yeah, I uh, kinda like it.

Oh, my god. How long

does this take?

Once I was on hold

for like three hours.

Three hours? I would have

just hung up.

Thank you

for holding.

Yeah, no problem.

Uh, so the

item you're inquiring about

is under active investigation

and we can't give out

any further information

at this time.

K, cool, thanks.

What did

you say your name was?

Oh!

That could have gone better.

Ok. Ok.

So, they're taking things

super seriously,

which means it'll probably take

them three days

to find Sally's friends

from the cards maybe less.

And if the theatre nerds

squeal on Sally

Which, between 20 of them,

somebody will.

They'd squeal in one day.

So, we have to deal

with things this week.

We can't control if the cops

find Sally's friends

or if they tell on Sally,

but we can stop everything

at Sally.

Ok. How?

If Sally feels like

we're friends,

like, ride or die friends,

she'd have no reason

to tell on us.

We have to make Sally

our best friend.

Ok. We have to reprint

that lost order though.

Ugh! f*cking Sally!

Where you been all night?

Uh, I was hanging

out with Zoe.

Then why do you look

so tired?

We stayed up all night,

just talking.

Have you been checking

your texts?

No.

Your mom's

been texting a lot.

All this traveling is hard

on her.

You need to respond.

Yeah, right.

This is about your future.

I know.

Respond to your mother.

Ok. Ok.

Ok, Sally, all 20 IDs,

reprinted.

Awesome.

We are gonna stand right here

and watch you deliver them all.

Little mama bears.

I get it. I love it.

I bought a ticket

for the matinée.

And these are "sorry for the

delay" fake Mormark cards, ok?

Everyone get's one.

Very cool.

And, um, like everything's ok

and dealt with

with the whole like ID

mix-up thing?

Oh, no of course.

Yeah, it's all figured out.

Honest mistake, buddy.

Girls!

I wish I could have tackled

her earlier.

You'll see.

Oh! Yes!! Totally chill!!!

It's so cool.

So, just deliver those, um,

and we will take care of

everything else working, ok?

You got it!

Sally, hey.

You got it?

Thank you so much

for not k*lling her.

One major crime

at a time, Zoe.

What the f*ck?!

Hey, babe.

Babe?

What's up?

What's up? Why are you

making out with someone?

I mean, we didn't have rules,

right?

No.

Yeah, so do you want to start

setting up rules now?

I mean, you're technically

still dating Clem.

No! Just..

No. I just, I don't know.

That made me feel weird

watching you kiss someone else.

I'm sorry. I just didn't think

you'd care.

You don't seem like someone

who cares, like, in general.

Wow. Ok, uh

Did I say something wrong?

No.

Babe, you're making

your chipmunk face.

No!

Ken, you don't know

my faces, ok?

That's

I don't know. That just

made me feel gross.

I feel gross now.

Ok. Just forget it.

Babe, come on.

No, this was all a mistake.

We're done.

You're a little quiet today.

I'm stressed out of my head.

I know. How did Sophie sell

so many IDs?

Have you seen her face?

I'm stressed out about Sally.

Well sleepovers are

the best way to-

No, there has to be a quicker

way than this.

She's a very nice girl.

Are you, are you for

Coming in hot. Hey-oh!

I've got

your dinner, girls.

Ew.

Struck a nerve.

Ok. Fair enough.

All these are Sophie, huh?

What about that other girl?

The singing kid,

how's she doing?

Uh, good. Yeah, good.

Yeah? How many?

She sold another 20.

It's all mixed up

in this batch.

Dank. Dank.

You got my pay?

Yep.

You know, Zuckerberg says

you gotta be a great boss.

You know, to stop your people

from using your bandwidth

to search for another job.

Um, ok.

I say this because I think

we've all enjoyed

all this quality time

we've been spending together.

But, it would seem as those you

kids have proven yourselves

to be, well, pretty much

trustful. So

Ba ba! Spare keys!

Only use the residential door.

Do not be seen and if you

get in any trouble,

call me first.

Cool.

For christ sake, Becca.

Stop buying furniture.

I told you.

Just making it cozier!

You guys are here temporarily,

remember?

I'm already looking into a

smaller spot by the water.

I know a guy's cousin.

How tempting.

Rebecca.

Ok, sorry, Dad.

Woah! No.

No, do not call me

your father.

We don't. We call you dad.

Stop.

You're literally saved

on my phone.

There is so much wrong

with that.

That's a nice haircut.

Oh, thanks, Dad.

Stop ok, and stop decorating!

I am moving you kids out of here

at the end of the month.

This is literally why

we call you dad.

You sound like my dad.

f*ck it.

Enjoy your dinner.

- Thanks, Dad!

- f*ck off!

- Bye, Dad.

- Bye, Dad.

"Write loyal

cantons of contemned love

"And sing them loud even

in the dead of night."

Sally, um why do you have

an accent?

Um, I

I just find it's really hard

to do it without one, you know?

Right. It's great.

It's, uh

It's powerful.

"Halloo your

name to the reverberate hills

"And make the babbling gossip

of the air, Cry out ‘Olivia'!"

Whoosh, blam!

Whoosh, blam, ping!

Uh, whoosh, blam, ping, I

Whoosh, blam, ping, uh

Um, oh

Take a pair of

sparkling eyes, ♪

Hidden, ever and anon, ♪

In a merciful eclipse ♪

Do not heed their

mild surprise ♪

Having passed the Rubicon, ♪

Take a pair of rosy lips; ♪

Take a pair of

sparkling eyes ♪

Don't.

It's catchy.

I was there.

f*ck!

You can't take it out

until the second beep.

I know what I did.

Ok, fine.

I'm sorry. I know that

it's hard once you're tired,

but I asked Tryst to rush

an order for another printer.

I can't work.

Ok, I'm exhausted.

Yeah, I know.

I'm actually tired too.

Sophie keeps delivering

but we're worried about

f*cking Sally selling us out?

How did we get here?

How is this my life?

Ok, just calm down.

How do you forget a bag

of ill*gal merchandise

on a public bus?

Ok, how stupid

do you have to be?

Don't be mean.

Don't be mean?

We're getting f*cked

because of your dealer.

- No, she's our dealer.

- Sophie is my dealer.

No, it's one team.

That's what you said.

Look

We can't just be fake friends

with Sally

and wait for the cops

to show up.

We need extra protection.

Fine. What are you thinking?

- It's pretty good.

- Thanks.

Z you did most

of the research

and would be like the smallest

punishment possible.

It's really only in case,

you know

Worst case scenario, yeah.

In case they catch me.

Question you.

Just memorize it.

The truth, of course.

Ok. Uh

Got the idea from the

TV and looked up on the internet

how to make prototypes

with my own printer

Ok.

I knew it was wrong

I knew it was wrong.

It's a little dry.

It's well-written.

Why can't we just blame

the Phantom?

Who is the Phantom, Sally?!

The Phantom of the Opera.

It's who I called the mysterious

guy who makes the fakes.

Oh!

Just memorize the script.

Can I just change

the phrasing?

f*ck no.

It's awkward phrasing.

No, you can't change

the phrasing.

It just doesn't roll off

the tongue.

Memorize the script!

B

- Sally.

- Your phone.

I know, I know.

My phone!

I have to go.

Is it your mom?

She's home.

Um, I need you to

Yeah, no, I will stay

with Sally.

Ok.

Hey, I can do it.

So can you.

Rebecca.

Where's my hug?

Hi.

I see you're surprised

to see me.

Maybe should check the family

group chat once in a while.

- I'm sorry.

- Don't interrupt.

Ok.

And apparently

you haven't contacted

Dr. Lau or Dr. Law,

Harvard and Yale?

- I don't want to cheat.

- We are not cheating.

We're talking to the Deans

to ask about prerequisites

so we can plan properly

for the future.

Do I have to email them for you?

- No, you don't.

- I said don't interrupt.

I've been busy.

You've been busy?

With what, Rebecca?

What have you been doing?

Maybe I've been doing stuff

but you'd only notice if you

were actually home more.

I'm sorry.

Hey.

Hey.

I heard you talked your way

out of dinner.

Yeah.

What is all this?

Do you know gaming

is a waste of time?

Did you know Mom

was coming home today?

Yes.

She said she was taking a

quick layover for the night.

Obviously you haven't been

checking your phone.

Oh and also,

um, climate change is

increasing every year.

That's interesting.

And what will be your viewpoint

on that?

I guess, um, I'm kind

of just hoping to

Hey, remember? Breathe.

I'm going to

That's it.

I'm going to be

focusing primarily

on gas and coal emissions.

Very nice. Streamlined.

Sounds promising.

No.

Can I be excused

from the table?

No.

What kind of daughter

wants to leave her family?

Just sit.

- B?

- Hey.

Say hello to Singapore.

Or Korea. Or wherever.

You were saying before

that you've been busy.

I'm not wasting my life.

I didn't say you were.

You don't have to.

Even though you don't even

know me.

I know I'm hard on you.

But the truth is,

you can take it.

And that's a good thing.

The world will be

hard on you.

It will always be hard

on you.

Just as it's gonna be hard

on Isabell.

Strong women like us,

who look like us.

It's unfair and

it's a balance.

But you can do it.

I don't I can't.

Don't cry, Rebecca.

Do not cry.

Breathe.

I need to go.

- Give me some good f*cking news.

- It was not good.

- You had one job.

- Ok, don't yell at me.

How hard is it for you to make

her memorize a script?

It is hard when you're trying

to be her friend.

f*ck being friends

with Sally!

Ok, Sally.

Let's cut the sh*t.

Do you realize that

we're so f*cking f*cked?

What? No.

We can do this little dance

but time is running out.

Criminal code section 366,

you broke the law.

The cops have the IDs

that you lost

and when they find your friends

they will rat you out.

No, they're not like that.

Ok, Sally, we're like literally

talking about the police.

Like we're literally talking

about hauling teenage kids

into the police station

and questioning you.

Me?

Luckily, you're a minor.

Best case scenario,

a fine and a lecture.

Worst case scenario?

Probation.

Juvy.

Permanent record sh*t.

Goodbye respect,

goodbye college, goodbye life.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry!

Ok!

Rebecca! Rebecca!

Rebecca! Becca!

Just stop!

I don't need you

to be sorry.

I need you to get it together,

Sally!

Mm.

Stop crying! Stop crying!

Stop!!

Can we see Sally

for a moment?

I handled it.

Don't be mad at me because

you weren't strong enough

to handle it yourself.

Wait, you thought

that was strong?

That was mean.

You are very mean,

you know your gut instinct

is to be a total f*cking

as*h*le, right?

I am so

f*ck you.

I am a good friend,

so I know that you're

only saying

these awful things right

now because you are reeling

from your shitty mom visiting!

Do you want a reality check?

Fine.

My mom loves me

and it's something that

I've never had to doubt.

Your b*tch mom will never

love you the way you want

because you are a waste

of space.

You are gonna eat, you're gonna

drink and die

and no one will ever give

a sh*t about you

because no matter

how hard you try,

nobody actually notices you.

Fu-

Oh hey, there he is.

Trystan in the house.

That a new shirt?

Oh, I left your cut

on the kitchen table.

Oh, my god, yes.

Please, grab some bars

and some coffee.

Oh, definitely get

some coffee.

I just bought the new

Haden ultra drip.

Mm! So good!

- Yum, yum, yum

- Oh, so good. Yeah.

Help yourself to anything

that you need.

Good choice.

You look great,

by the way.

Thank you so much

for stopping by.

Yeah, oh my god,

come by anytime.

Have a good one.

So good to see you.

- Bye.

- Bye, Tryst.

Hey, can you clean up your

sh*t on your way out this time?

Get out, I'm not

f*cking kidding.