01x05 - Real G's Move in Silence Like Lasagna

[bunniefuu]

Ok, let's do this thing.

Do it.

I say with crush it.

These look fire.

Yeah. Ok, so, what's it called?

- Corn-

- Coffee?

Coffee Corner,

I think?

Yeah.

Hola chickas.

Come around.

Wait, since when did you start

working here?

I mean, who knows, really?

Time is a construct.

He got fired from

that clothing store.

Amicably parted ways.

- I mean

- Hm.

I like the commute.

Is this not the same mall?

Tryst we have your stuff.

Hey. Thank you.

You know, tons of places

print business cards.

You don't need to ask us

for that.

Well, why outsource when I have

two little printers right here.

Ew.

Are we still good for tonight?

9:00PM sharp-ish.

You ladies want like a free

coffee or something?

- We're good.

- No.

I'm gutted.

Bye, Tryst.

You aught to say no to drugs,

ladies!

Alright.

Alright.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Oh.

Well, pumpkin spice is

the low point of humanity.

Can I get the, uh,

tea special?

Number one or number two?

Two.

Oh. Alright, boss.

Fifty bucks.

Do do do, do, do, do.

Pleasure doing business.

Uh, thanks.

You're welcome.

Hey-o. Leo the Lion.

What's up, man?

The usual.

I got you, bro.

So, you're still good

for this afternoon?

What?

This afternoon. The pitches

with your bosses.

Uh

Oh, come on man.

Don't tell me you forgot.

I forgot.

Man, we've been talking

about this for weeks.

It, it'll be fine.

I can get you on the schedule,

end of day.

Proper pitch.

Yeah, fine.

Come by after 6:00PM,

ask for me at reception.

They'll let you up.

And your team knows

I'm coming?

Yeah. They will.

I gotta go.

Right on, man.

Alright, I'll see you there.

Leo the Lion. Grr.

Boom! Nay nay!

I am out!

Let's go.

Thank you so much.

The night is darkest

just before the dawn.

And let me tell you-

Yeah, it is.

If you're in hell,

keep going.

If you're getting no's,

just keep pushing for that yes.

I was broke.

Yeah, you were!

I was homeless.

Ok.

I lost my family.

Jesus Christ.

sh*t, man.

But I turned that around

and built an empire.

You got me!

Yeah, you did!

You can live your dreams.

I can live my dream!

Woo!

You can make

your sisters proud.

You can make

your brothers proud.

Your parents proud.

Your school proud.

The only person stopping you

is you.

You need to believe.

You need to get up when

the world is pushing you down.

You need to be willing

to say yes.

I will not give in when

the world is telling me no.

I will not give in.

One minute!

- Hello.

- Membership card?

Ta da.

Fun night?

Oh, no, no, no.

This is for work.

Sh-

Linking one-night stands

with somewhere to crash.

You're f*cking,

but you're sleeping.

You will never have a walk

of shame again

because there's breakfast

in the morning.

Yeah?

Now, if you look here to see,

I have put together some

figures, estimates, really,

to prove the potential

market growth

of what I believe to be a once

in a lifetime opportunity.

One second, it's not that.

That's not the one.

That's not the one either.

Uh. Stay with me,

stay with me.

That's not, uh, that's the one

you just saw.

Uh, if I could only find

my slide.

sh*t.

Hey, Trystan. It's gonna be

a pass from us.

Heller & Man just don't think

it's far enough along

to invest at this stage.

But thanks so much

for coming in.

Yeah, thanks for

Don't ever f*cking ask me

for this again.

f*ck!

'Sup?

Tryst!

- Oh boy.

- Wait, is that him?

- Yeah, he's on speaker.

- Right now?

Hi, Zoe.

Oh, hi Tryst.

Are we still good to meet

at 9:00PM tonight?

It's the same answer as

this morning, ladies. Ok?

Did you get

my calendar invite?

Yes, Zoe, I did get

your e-invite.

Ok, good.

Told you he got it.

Hey, wait, wait, can you guys

bring some, some uh food?

What?

Food. Fuel. Consumable.

Uh

sh*t you poop out.

Yes. What do you want?

Alright, thank you.

Anything edible.

Tryst, honey,

is that you?

No, Mom, it's

an axe m*rder*r.

So not funny.

Oh, it's funny.

f*ck!

Hey! Very nice!

How we looking people?

We got six more like this

in my trunk.

Drew, I gotta bounce

in like 20 minutes, man.

Let's f*cking do this.

Oh, hey, hey.

Yeah

Dank.

So we've run the numbers

on fake IDs and

Hey, uh, Leo said it was cool

if I lock up.

We're just gonna be here

for another hour, alright?

Alright. Yeah.

Ah, I don't even think

he was listening.

Cool. Go on.

Ok, as I was saying.

We've run the numbers

and the market cap growth

for a North Shore loan

is 4.8 million.

And that is just a conservative

estimate

based on provincial statistics

and police date forecasting

the amount of kids

that actually drink underage

and extrapolating how many

of them are using fake IDs.

B?

Other options to optimize

revenue stream

include a six-month

license expiry

for our returning customers.

Overnight orders for

subscribers, like Amazon Prime.

And, affirmative action

for hiring reps.

Dealer has such a nasty

connotation.

So?

What do you think?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

Yeah. Yes!

- Ok!

- Ok!

Ok. What do you need

from me?

I am so glad that you asked.

A place to expand.

Somewhere to set up shop.

I think I can figure that out.

Here is some reading material,

should you have

any further questions.

What the f*ck is this?

It's a formal proposal.

Do you not like it?

Well, no, it's great.

It's just, you know,

it's evidence.

You can't print this sh*t.

Ok. But, but it's colour-coded

and bound.

You always need a leave behind

after a pitch.

I knew we should have done

a PDF.

Woah, woah, woah.

How many of these

did you print?

For f*ck sake.

Ok, give them over.

Ok.

Oh, my god.

That's so cute.

You cannot have him.

I wasn't gonna.

Ok, I'm gonna go destroy these

for the both of you.

Um, would you like us

to email you a soft copy?

Zoe, it's good.

You're good.

I have to leave now,

but I would like to vet your

first hires for dealers, ok?

I am hosting a party tonight,

so bring them by for me to see.

I will text you the address.

Thank you.

Uh I don't

We'll be there.

sh*t.

Hey, what's up, Tryst?

Who's ready to party?

Hey, how you doing, man?

You take care of yourself

tonight, ok?

Get it, get it!

These are the best days

of your life!

So get up, get up!

Ok, ok, ok, on the count of

three let's make bad decisions!

Yeah!

You juniors are up for anything,

let's go!

Hey, you good here?

Hey, I'm gonna leave him

right here, alright?

Jesus. Don't scare me

like that.

The door was unlocked.

You were expecting me.

I thought you thought

that I was an Uber.

Well, do you drive for Uber?

No, it's just a phobia of mine.

Never mind.

You got it?

Yeah. It's all there.

Seriously?

Couldn't get something a little

less transparent?

It's resealable, what

do you want from me?

Whatever.

Yo, uh, you still looking for

an angel investor for that app?

Yeah, maybe.

I know a guy.

Go on.

He's loaded, lots of different

businesses on the go.

Always talking

about investments.

And?

I can introduce you.

I'm meeting him later tonight.

And what's in this for you?

I need you to hold something

for me for a few hours.

Nope.

No, no f*cking way.

Are you kidding me?

Just a few hours.

You give it back to me

later tonight.

He's an actual investor?

Yeah, man.

Equities sh*t.

sh*t.

Ahh

I'll text you the time

and the address.

Hey, uh, is there a party?

Go f*ck yourself, Bobby.

- Hey, where did it go?

- Where did what?

The duck. I put

my duck here.

I told you I did.

Where is it?

You left your ducky?

No, no.

Ashley, look at me.

Pull your sh*t together.

f*ck it. f*ck it.

Excuse me.

Get off now! Off! Off!

Hey, hey!

Everybody having a good time

tonight?

Yeah.

Then who the f*ck

thought it a good idea

to steal my limited addition

golden duck plushie?! Huh?!

And be brave now.

Sorry. I was just

taking selfies.

I apologize for

the interruption.

Resume getting f*cked.

Oh, look who made it.

You want something?

What?

Take the edge off.

Oh, uh, no.

That's not really

Zoe's scene.

Yeah, well neither is this

and yet here she is.

- Here.

- Oh, uh, thanks.

Here babe,

I got you one.

Did you see what

I'm wearing?

I can't drink beer in this.

I'd be bloated.

Oh.

f*ck you, man!

- You and your friend-

- f*ck you! I'm not

- Excuse me.

- Get out!

Calm down, man!

What's your f*cking

problem?

Take a walk.

No, you take a walk.

- Hey! Hey!

- f*ck you!

What the f*ck

is going on here?

Buddy here is telling me

to take a walk.

He's getting handsy inside.

You're out. Go.

- Good job.

- f*ck you!

You and your buddy

are blacklisted!

Dude, come on!

Let's go!

Get the f*ck out of here!

I'm calling the cops,

as*h*le!

Thanks, man.

No problem.

Drew!

Hey! Go grab the kid outside

some ice for his hand

and make sure he gets

an extra $100 bucks

at the end of the night.

Cops are coming in 20.

You got it, boss.

My apologies.

I'm Clem, by the way.

Babe, I suddenly just got

so cold.

So can you go to the car

and grab my hoodie?

Sure.

Nice meeting you.

Charmed.

Alright, you got 20 minutes.

Show me your pick.

Right. About that.

We actually have differing

opinions on best first hire.

Of course you do.

I think that we should hire

Sophie.

She can keep a secret

and is discreet.

She's popular,

everyone loves her.

And I think we should

hire Sally.

She's a little weird

but I trust her.

Plus she's also popular.

I mean, she is popular

with the people.

You know, like regular people

like me.

And look, she is

non-threatening

and she's the least suspicious

person that I know.

I'll admit I'm oddly into it.

Hire them both.

Now, my most sincere apologies,

but you have to leave.

Also, make sure your new hires

vacate the premises.

You may, however, grab a free

beer on your way out.

- Whatever.

- Good night.

Bye Tryst.

Ok, Sally

We're gonna go, ok?

Ok.

She is a lot of fun.

A minute early.

Excuse me!

I hope everybody had

a good time.

The back door

is right there.

The police are

now approaching

so if you could please

just exit in a polite

and orderly manner.

Thank you very much.

I gotta tell you, officers,

I am so glad you came.

'Cause I work for Long

and McQuade rentals

so I was going to pick up

some of our gear

and you what I found?

But a bunch of teens,

partying and underage drinking.

Yeah. The silent k*ller.

Anyhow, here's one of

my cards.

- Sit down.

- Gladly.

See a lot of this type of stuff,

underaged drinking?

It's not unusual.

sh*t.

Nothing. Let him get his stuff

out of there.

We have all your info.

We'll contact you

if anything comes up.

Sure, sure, yeah.

And thank you again

for coming so fast.

- You have a good night.

- You too. God bless.

Yeah, hey, Drew.

Cops are gone, so bring by

the van, pick up the speakers.

Alright?

For f*ck sake.

What's up?

Well you're late.

Meh.

I'm not holding

this sh*t anymore.

Oh hey, thanks.

Mm. Perfect timing.

This is us.

You f*cking kidding me?

This is

Guy, my man.

Who the f*ck is this?

Oh, no, it's cool.

This is Tryst.

Tryst is like a genius

idea dude.

Tryst, this is Guy.

Like "the guy" or his name

is Guy?

Got some bullocks!

Woah, ok, woah man.

Look, I think I'm in the wrong

car. So, why don't I just

Don't move.

Ok.

Why is he here?

He's got ideas to pitch.

Go on, Tryst.

Well?

Right, um, well,

it's an app.

It's like Tinder meets AirBnB.

- Jesus!

- f*cking Christ!

f*ck!

f*ck!

Shh, shh, shh.

Pipe down, pipe down.

It'll heal.

What's that?

Yeah.

Bring it here.

Here, now.

Come on, chop, chop.

He's gonna bleed out

in a minute.

Ah

Oh. You are zero for one

on the Tinder BnB.

I can see that.

Start to give me this.

Talk to me.

Jesus f*cking

Ow! f*ck!

Did you shower?

Yeah, of course.

Uh, my dad asked

if you were coming by.

Yeah? And what

did you tell him?

The truth.

And?

Well, being grandad meant more

six months ago.

Right.

Sorry.

Hey, I do have a surprise

for her.

Ah!

Ta da!

It's uh, well it's actually

brand new.

You can stitch this back on.

I had one just like it

when I was growing up.

It has this weird backstory

and it gets headaches and sh*t.

Sorry, swear.

Yeah, you look awful.

Oh.

Did you sleep?

A bit.

Ok.

Hey, I actually have something

for you as well.

We don't need this,

my parents are

covering things.

Never too early to start a

college fund is what I hear.

Please.

Just take this

She'll love it.

Yeah.

Think maybe I could hold her?

You know what I don't think

that's a good idea.

- Right. Right.

- Yeah.

Um, I need to go, but,

get some sleep, something.

I will.

Daddy loves you.

I'm so exhausted.

I barely slept like

six hours last night.

Well, ask and you

shall receive.

Oh, my god!

Wow!

Not bad, Tryst.

Not bad at all.

Yeah, well you wanted

to expand.

This is expansion.

Do not get attached though.

This place is only temporary.

Here. Sausage, not bacon.

Thank you, Zoe.

Oh, no, no.

My keys.

Seriously?

Yeah. I gotta go,

so come on.

We literally just got here.

- Well, I don't care.

- Aaaargh!!!!