01x09 - breaking

[bunniefuu]

You sat there and said

that there's always

consequences to my actions,

yet you let my father take

the rap for something you did.

[HIP-HOP MUSIC]

Bro, Drew is not that bad.

If you hang around

bad people long enough,

bad sh*t is gonna happen.

Yo, y'all seen Zayna?

- [POUNDING AT DOOR]

- Oh, God. Uh

[ZAYNA] I need help with

What is he doing here?

- [CELL PHONE BUZZES]

- Yo.

We couldn't find Zayna anywhere.

Let me know if you hear

anything from the school.

Y-yeah, okay.

I-I'll talk to you later, man.

[JESS] Hey, Zayna, you awake?

Zayna?

Zayna?

Uh, Z-zayna!

Okay. Dan! Get in here.

Dan! Zayna's not here. She's gone.

Are you sure? Did you look everywhere?

It's a one-bedroom, Dan.

I thought you stayed out here

until she fell asleep.

I did. Maybe she went to school?

Why would she go to school without us?

We're all going to school.

What, we're just gonna

walk her to school

like her chaperones?

Like, what was even the plan here?

Okay, I-I don't know

what the plan was, Dan.

Okay. Well, I wasn't sure either.

What was I thinking,

telling her she could stay with us?

Can you text her? Do you have her cell?

No. Faculty shouldn't

have a student's number.

Okay. I mean, that feels like

an arbitrary line

- at this point.

- [JESS] Dan.

Jess, don't panic.

That'll make me panic.

- This is all my fault.

- [DAN] How?

What if she left in the middle

of the night

and she's, like, lying dead

in a ditch somewhere?

No, no. Jess, Zayna was so upset

when she showed up last night,

and by the end of the night,

she was calmly watching TV, okay?

You helped, all right?

- Okay?

- [SIGHS]

She's gonna be at school

by the time we get there.

I promise.

She's not here, but it's still early.

This is bad. I should tell

Principal Douglass

and just suffer the consequences.

No, Jess, Jess, don't risk your job.

Plus, that would raise

a million issues for Zayna

if she was reported missing

and she's not.

Look, she probably just decided

to skip my class.

She skips science a lot.

And yet you've been giving her "A" s.

[DAN] Okay, let's find Zayna.

That's way more serious

than me grading wrong.

Look, a lot of kids

skip the morning classes

and just show up by third period

when attendance is taken.

That's why I love

first and second period.

The calm before the storm.

Let's wait until third period.

Okay. Okay.

We'll wait until third.

Just text me when she shows up.

Of course. It'll be okay.

What are you doing?

I was gonna hold

your hand reassuringly.

- Don't.

- [DAN] Okay.

We can't let anyone think

we're involved.

That violates so many rules.

Right.

I mean, the Zayna stuff

is way more serious

than us hanging out, but I do hear you

in terms of, like, priorities

or whatever.

- Okay.

- Sorry about the hand-holding.

I'll

- Third period.

- [JESS] Mm-hmm.

[PERSON] All right,

I don't believe in the

In laws or the system

by any means whatsoever.

I try not to obey them at any time.

That's what I believe

in not believing in.

Yo, you ever watch stuck porn?

Nah.

Dude, this 39-year-old stepmom

doing her laundry gets stuck.

Then in comes in

her 37-year-old stepson.

I didn't know I was paying all of you

to lime around and chat.

Yeah, I'll tell you later.

Hey, Miss Sherri, you got my money?

[SHERRI] What money?

The money for my paintings,

the ones that sold.

But what trouble is this?

So after I sit here now,

make a whole set of doubles,

macaroni pie, and callaloo,

and then I had to gather up

the strength

to sell your paintings in my shop,

meanwhile, you outside playing

with your little prick,

and now you wanna turn around

and ask me for money?

Ooh, God! Ha! This man real mad, boy.

You can't take the money

for something I made.

That's mine.

Like, what are you laughing at?

All right, partner.

So what happened to my meat?

[KEVIN] Your meat?

I don't know. Ask your doctor.

What you asking me about

what happened to your meat for?

What the f*ck?

So the-the food from my kitchen,

it just, what,

grew legs and walked away?

Okay, you're talking about that meat.

I don't bro, I don't know

what happened to it.

Here why. 'Cause you see,

when I was making

the food for your people

for your big man ting event so, right,

I realized we didn't have

no goat, oxtail, nothing.

And your fast self

already thief from me once,

so why should I believe you?

[DISHES] Mm!

Bro, I stopped after that one time

that you caught me, and even then,

I already paid you back. You know that.

I haven't taken from you since.

I wouldn't do that.

- I promise. Like, I'm

- Okay. Well, watch now.

Is either you, Dishes,

or some jumby ghost

thiefing from the shop,

so one of all of ya better talk quick.

You think I did it?

Toussaint, you have nine children.

- [KEVIN] Damn.

- You know what I say?

I say I does wonder how he does

feed all them pickney

with the little money I pay you.

- Toussaint?

- [SHERRI] Uh-huh.

That's your real name?

He was the Haitian Malcolm X.

What happened to you?

[SIGHS]

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

Hey, Principal Douglass.

You wanted to see me?

Yeah. I wouldn't say wanted to.

More like need to. Have a seat, Dan.

Um, I'll-I'll stand if that's okay.

I just I wanna keep

the blood flowing.

So what's up?

Zayna didn't come home last night.

[DOUGLASS] And it's been

brought to my attention

that she wasn't in your

classroom this morning either,

so we're just trying

to put together what happened.

What did you hear happened?

What can you tell me happened, Dan?

Okay. Yeah.

Zayna showed up at Jess' last night

because she felt unsafe at home,

so Jess let her stay at her place.

The f*ck is you talking about?

I brought you in here

to just see what the buzz was

amongst the students.

Oh, my God, that was why

I hesitated for a second.

You remember that?

I paused, hoping

it would fill the space.

It's weird that you would just

volunteer such damning info.

I read that wrong.

Ms. Barreto, is what

he's saying is that true?

I'm sorry, but yeah.

Zayna was pretty determined

not to go home,

and I only wanted what's best for her.

[YELLING] How you know what's

best for my family, b*tch?

Mr. Hill, there's no need

to yell and cuss.

One of the two will suffice.

[CALMLY] How you know what's

best for my family, b*tch?

Yeah, it was late at night

when she randomly showed up,

and I thought it'd be safer

if she stayed with me.

Safer? Shorty, if your crib

so safe, then where she at?

I don't know.

When I woke up this morning,

she was gone.

[DOUGLASS] And you didn't

think to mention that

- when you got to work?

- [DAN] Don't blame Jess.

I'm the one who convinced her

to wait until third period.

Yo, these your employees?

Like, what kind of school

you runnin' here?

I do not make the hiring decisions.

I gotta work with what they send me.

- [DREW SCOFFS]

- Dan, did you and Ms. Barreto

- conspire to keep Zayna?

- No, no.

- If you did

- [DAN] We did not.

then you are both responsible

for harboring a minor

without the consent

of her legal guardian.

[DAN] These are really serious

words you're saying.

No one conspired.

That takes way too much planning.

We just talked after, okay?

Zayna showed up at Jess' house

To my understanding, this

is the stuff that happened

Because she felt unsafe

with Drew Mr. Hill.

Yo, it's taking everything in my body

to stay calm right now

because I know where I'm at

and I'd be wrong if I slapped

the f*ck out this n*gga.

But if somebody don't find

my niece real soon,

I'ma slap the f*ck out this n*gga!

You would be wrong,

but I wouldn't be mad

if you did something like that.

No, no, no. Please say

you'd be mad if he did that.

Yo, Mr. Douglass,

I saved an actual p

What are you doin' here?

And where the hell you been at?

I went to go get my hair

braided and get breakfast.

Ms. B don't got sh*t

at her crib worth eatin'.

Zayna, you can't just

be taking off like that

when you feel like it.

Why? You do whatever you want

when you feel like it, don't you?

- We not doin' that here.

- [SUCKS TEETH]

Well, uh, everyone's here and safe.

And I mean, frankly,

thank God for that.

Zayna, I'm gonna catch you up

on that lesson you missed sometime.

Um, it's awesome seeing

all of you guys.

- I hope to

- Dan, have a seat.

We're not done.

Oh.

I thought her coming in

would let us be done.

I didn't take the meat.

I swear on both my families.

I'm a man of honor.

[SHERRI] Toussaint, tell me something.

Why you does always carry

two bags to work?

Because I go to my second job

after I leave here.

And what job is that?

I'm a nanny.

You yourself can barely take care

of your own children.

[SUCKS TEETH] You ain't no nanny, boy.

That's sexist. I could be a nanny.

I take care of my kids

right after I take care

of the white ones.

All right, man of honor,

open your backpack.

- What?

- [SHERRI] Open it, or I will.

- For

- [SHERRI] Oh, oh.

You think this joke I'm making?

All right. Here now.

Look at this, boy.

These children must be real grown, no?

[SUCKS TEETH]

I was borrowing it

for the baby's dinner.

I was bringing it right back.

Don't give me no c*ck-and-bull story.

No, the mark bus'll

take your raggedy a*s on

and leave my shop. Now!

Miss, don't fire him.

- It was me.

- What?

[KEVIN] It was me.

I've been giving away food

for a while now.

I'm-I'm sorry. But Dishes is innocent.

You thief!

For true, Kevin?

You know it's I and I alone

you're hurting here, right?

I know, but you can keep the money

from the paintings I sold

and we'll call it even.

You're fired.

I'm fired?

You want me to say it again?

Move your a*s. Move, move.

And don't bother

coming back here again.

[DISHES] Mm-hmm.

That's why you can't hire Black people.

Hush your mouth.

[JESS] I know it wasn't right,

but Zayna convinced me that

Mr. Hill was a risk to her,

and I should've followed procedure,

but I-I only wanted to protect her.

Protect her from what?

You.

Yo, Zayna,

let's talk about this at home.

I ain't goin' anywhere with you.

[DREW] So where you goin', then, huh?

You think she gon' let you

stay with her forever?

You think this bozo

gon' let you stay with him?

Don't let these people get between us.

We family.

No, you broke up my actual family.

The only reason we family,

'cause you feel guilty

for getting my pops knocked

for what you did, period.

That's not true. You my brother's kid.

I'd be doing this regardless.

You know what I do for you.

You don't do much.

I can support myself.

I got my own business.

I get my own hair did.

I don't need you.

You stay be getting in my business

and then act as if you-you-you helpin'.

But no, you only use people

to get what you want.

Like how he made Mr. Joseph

take him to Will's crib.

Wait, what?

You gave away a student's

address to this man?

If I hadn't gone,

Drew would have beaten

the sh*t out of Will.

And you was gon' stop him?

I would have tried.

[DREW] I wasn't gonna beat up a kid,

especially after I saw his mom.

She bad. You saw his mother, right?

You lucked out

she was attractive. Otherwise

Yo, keep lying on me, son.

I'm telling you.

- See what I mean?

- [DAN] And we lucked out.

[DOUGLASS] Mr. Hill, Mr. Hill.

He mad violent.

Now he gon' beat up Mr. Joseph.

Thank you, Zayna.

Yo, don't be mad at him and Ms. B

for trying to help me,

'cause you'd be working

a regular job, too,

if it wasn't for

that little-a*s amount of lean

you be selling, fake-a*s Ghost.

Hey, Zayna, settle down.

Oh, you tellin' me

to settle down, Ms. B?

You the one who got Dami

birth control pills,

but you wanna play favorites?

Couldn't cosign on an apartment for me.

Why you tryin' to get an apartment?

'Cause I don't wanna live with you.

Ms. Barreto, are you just a slumlord?

You just takin' in kids?

No, no, no, no.

Zayna, asking a vice principal

to cosign an apartment

is a wild move.

That was never gonna work.

Okay. I'm done with all of y'all.

[SCOFFS] I'm pissed.

Oh.

And these two, they be f*ck' raw.

Bloop!

[DREW] Zayna, come back h

- [ZAYNA] I'm outta here.

- [DREW] Zayna, come back!

Um

that's a metaphor, what she said.

She wasn't being literal there.

It-it-it is wild that you're

still talking right now.

[DAN] I'm sorry. I just

Just just just, please.

[PEACEFUL MUSIC]

Well, that got ugly quickly.

Had to call Officer Santos

to escort Mr. Hill out the building.

That's why I cancel PTA meetings.

Parents should never be

meeting the teachers.

What about Zayna?

[DOUGLASS] What do you want me to say?

You know the drill.

We call child services.

ACS will be by after school,

and they'll do an investigation

into a living arrangement.

Are you even aware of how many

different protocols you two broke?

[DAN] Um

a few.

I've broken more.

What you did,

that's grounds for dismissal.

You lucky I'm only

giving you the rubber room,

and then we're gonna

investigate to decide

whether or not you'll

ever be reinstated.

Thank you.

And you, Jess, you know better.

What was I supposed to do?

She showed up at my house.

You want me to kick her out at night?

[DOUGLASS] I'm sorry.

I gotta send this down to district.

Until then, you're on unpaid leave.

No. Sorry. No, that's unfair.

You both broke countless rules.

I'm sorry. These rules are bullshit.

We have kids here

with very real problems,

and if we ignore that, they're f*cked.

We can't just teach textbooks

in a vacuum.

Drew was gonna go harm a student

if I didn't step in and mediate.

And Dami needed birth control

so she wouldn't get pregnant

and drop out of school.

And what happens

when we do follow protocol?

Like when you made Jess expel

White Marcus Bufkin.

He threatened to blow the school up.

Thank God none of my

science lessons resonated,

or we'd be dead.

Zayna felt she was in danger,

so we stepped up

because we care about the students

more than the city, more than the DOE.

We wouldn't have to cut these corners

if they weren't so stupid.

The corners are stupid.

[DOUGLASS SIGHS]

You

you do make some fair points.

None of which matter.

Nice speech, though.

God damn it.

Rubber room for you.

Unpaid leave for you.

You know what's crazy?

Despite all this wild stuff

that's been going on,

Zayna's grades are pretty amazing.

She got a 100 in science.

- I should clarify that

- Uh, mm.

- That she's a bright girl.

- Sh yep.

- [ZAYNA] Yo, bro.

- [DAMI] Yo.

- Let me ask you something.

- Mm-hmm?

What ACS say to you when

you called 'em on your moms?

All kinds of sh*t, bro.

They probably just gon', like,

open up a case on Drew.

But with all that n*gga got going on,

it's not gonna be open for long.

I know it's not.

Then what? They take me away?

I mean, yeah, then you just,

like, go in the system

till they figure out

what to do with you.

I ain't letting them put me

in no system.

I mean, they just gon' find you

at Drew's.

I'm not gonna be there neither.

I don't need that n*gga for nothing.

Then what you gon' do, Zay?

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

Sorry you got fired.

But you sold your pieces.

That's progress.

I didn't get paid, though.

Baby steps.

I don't know what

I'm gonna do tomorrow.

How we both get fired on the same day?

Technically, I'm not fired.

I just have to report to

the rubber room indefinitely.

It's like a teacher detention.

Why'd they do that?

Just too many kids failing.

So you still get paid?

Yeah. It's a weird system.

They found Zayna, by the way.

She showed up to school today.

Word? Where was she?

Mm I don't know.

I-I just heard she was safe,

but I didn't get into the particulars.

[CELL PHONE BUZZING]

- That's you.

- No, it's not.

[BUZZING CONTINUES]

[DAN] f*ck is that coming from?

You can feel it, right? Am I crazy?

[BUZZING CONTINUES]

Wait. f*ck?

Whose phone is this?

Bro, that's Drew phone, man.

Why would Drew's phone be at our place?

'Cause I told him to come by here

when we were looking for Zayna.

I thought you were at the roti shop.

Ah, we was over here.

- So now he knows where we live?

- [SUCKS TEETH]

Bro, he could have followed us

home anytime.

We not hard to find.

What the f*ck are you do

That's different than having

him inside our apartment.

Now whenever he gets mad

or loses his kid

or if he just wants food,

he just shows up here.

What do you think is gonna happen?

[CELL PHONE BUZZING]

Yo. Yeah, I was

Wait, what?

No.

Hold on. Say that again.

You cut out. Say it again.

[DREW] I said Zayna was with your boy

and some b*tch that work

at the school last night.

And check it, child services

is opening a case on me.

Yo, if I lose Zayna

because of this dude,

I don't know what I'ma do to him.

You know where he at?

Yo, Kev, where is he?

I ain't seen him yet.

[DREW] Tell me when you do, man.

Matter of fact, yo,

bring me my phone right now.

All right, I got you.

Thank you for

Bro, Zayna was with you when I called?

Why the f*ck you ain't tell me?

I just thought you'd tell Drew.

Yeah, 'cause that's his niece.

The f*ck is wrong with you?

She said she wasn't safe.

Bro, now you not safe.

You sitting here talking about,

"Oh, he know where we live.

You brought him into the apartment."

What the f*ck you think

he gon' do to you

for kidnapping his niece?

Nobody kidnapped her. Are you insane?

Are you?

Do you even understand

what the f*ck you just did?

You lying to him

about something this serious

is gon' to get us both k*lled.

You're saying he would k*ll both of us.

You're admitting Drew's dangerous.

What the f*ck are you

talking about, man?

[DAN] You're saying

he would k*ll both of us.

Do you hear what you're saying?

You're not even thinking

about what you're saying.

Yeah, okay. Run away again. Fine. Run.

f*ck off.

f*ck this.

[PILLS CLATTER]

It's like blap, blap, blap ♪

Who get shot? ♪

I know five years old where ♪

dreams don't get dropped ♪

Blap, blap, blap ♪

Yo, I'm telling you, bro.

They about to start charging $2

for loosies.

sh*t, I'ma start selling those too.

Mm-hmm.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- Yo, what's up, man?

- [DREW] Yo, what's up, fool?

Sit down.

Put that right there.

[KEVIN] What's up, Blue?

Yo, you play dominos?

Um, not really.

Well, kind of like cards, right?

You don't want people

to know your hand.

So when I play, I like to play stupid.

Try to lead n*gg*s astray,

make 'em think I don't got

something I actually got.

That way, I could get 'em to do

what I want 'em to do.

Feel me?

Yeah, that makes sense.

You know how to play stupid. You smart.

I mean, I was in

the National Honor Society,

but I wouldn't say I was smart.

They let everybody

in that m*therf*cker.

Okay, you smart. I feel like I'm smart.

Blue, you smart?

Sometimes.

Okay. So we some smart n*gg*s.

Now, what I'm trying to figure out

is, how did you not know

Zayna was with the

m*therf*cker you live with?

I

bro, he never told me she was with him.

I-I couldn't

Nah, you smart. What's he in?

National Honor Society.

[DREW] So in my head,

your smart a*s was

playing dumb, stalling me,

had me running around the entire city

the whole time your homey

tryin' to take my niece from me.

Domino.

Nah, Drew, I swear

it wasn't like that, man.

He-he lied to me too.

I never knew where she was

If I knew, I would've told you, bro.

On everything I love.

I wouldn't even do you like that, man.

For real. It's not that way.

Like, the n*gga was talking

to me the whole time

and he wait, yo, bro. Chill.

What the f

Man, f*ck, man.

Bro, you know what?

Bro, if you not gon'

take my word for it,

then do what the f*ck

you gotta do, man.

I spent all of yesterday helping you

and got fired 'cause of it,

so it really don't even matter, man.

The only thing I lied to you about

is that I knew where Zayna was.

That's it.

And I just went off on his stupid a*s

for not telling me

where the f*ck Zayna was,

but I never would have did that

or helped you

if I knew you was gon' be

on the same bullshit as him.

It don't even f*cking matter, man.

Just do what you gotta do, bro.

Go ahead.

It's like blap, blap, blap ♪

Who get shot? ♪

I know five years old where ♪

dreams don't get dropped ♪

Blap, blap, blap ♪

For what it's worth,

I think you're full of sh*t.

But I don't really trust n*gg*s

like that, except Drew.

He the realest n*gga I know.

Bro, if he you wanted you dead,

you'd be dead, bro, so relax.

You want a wing?

Thank you.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

- Surprise!

- Oh, hey.

- Hi.

- What

I-I could have I could have

come to your place.

Oh, no, I couldn't do

one more second there.

Too depressing.

["YOU AND I" PLAYS ON SPEAKERS]

Do people actually live here?

Oh, yeah. I-I-I just moved in.

I'm still getting settled.

Probably put some shelves in

tomorrow probably.

Do you wanna Do you have a cup?

Yeah. I-I don't have, um, glasses,

but you can I'm more a bowl guy now.

Yeah, you can, um this is clean.

Yeah.

[JESS] Let's do it.

- There you go.

- [DAN] Thanks.

- Just get some ice.

- [ICE RATTLING]

And I just wanna be drunk ♪

Cheers. [CHUCKLES]

Bittersweet defeat ♪

I'm sorry I blurted out

the truth to Douglass.

It was just I was trying

to read everyone's eye contact,

but there were too many eyes

to make contact with.

- That's okay.

- It's, like, eight eyes.

That's, like, two per person.

It was a lot.

- It's fine.

- Yeah.

No, i-it's probably for the best.

I mean, it helped me

come to a decision.

Yeah? I did too.

- Oh, I'll go first.

- [JESS] Mm-hmm.

Um, no, just talking about the kids,

it just made me realize,

like, I-I-I wanna teach

and help in some way, you know?

Like, I'm not great at it,

but I just want another chance

to be better and double down my effort.

I mean, the result, you know,

I'll probably still fail,

but-but my attitude will be better.

That's[CLEARS THROAT]

really

That's sweet.

Oh.

But, um, what-what-what

was your decision?

Mm

I'm gonna change careers.

[CHUCKLES] It's just, I've

done this job every way, Dan.

I played by the rules,

and that was a mess.

I cut corners, and that all

blew up in my face.

Uh, it's just hopeless.

And I think it's okay to quit.

I mean, everything you said

to Douglass was true.

Because of what I said?

No, man, I wasn't trying to

discourage you with my speech.

What would you do?

I wanna do something selfish.

I think, like, travel,

then maybe go to law school.

And I really wanna smoke more.

You're too good a person

to be, like, a smoking lawyer.

I-I just don't wanna do this anymore.

I didn't like doing this. I'm over it.

- That's not true.

- [JESS] It is true.

No, you like doing this.

You're-you're just frustrated.

You're just frustrated right now

and you're doing that thing

where you're like,

"Oh, I never liked the thing

I loved anyway."

All right, don't tell me

what I like or don't like.

I'm-I'm not telling you anything.

I'm just saying your whole

focus has been on making

a difference, and I love that.

I wanna do that.

Okay, I'm not telling you

what you should be doing,

so why are you doing that to me?

I'm not telling you

what you should be doing.

You can do whatever you want.

I'm just saying, like,

those rule violations, like,

nothing you did was a problem.

I'm sorry. Can we just,

uh, change the subject?

I-I came here to escape today,

not get coaching or, like, a fix.

Okay. Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, let's we can escape.

Ugh.

Oh, um, that's my friend's

from when he visited once.

Um

we can go to my room. Is that

Yeah.

You okay?

She still won't answer?

[KELLY HANSOME'S "SINGLE"

PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

No, no, no, no ♪

[SUCKS TEETH, EXHALES HEAVILY]

I mean, sh*t.

You raised her to hold her own.

She'll be a'ight.

I hope so.

She will be, bro.

- Thank you, man.

- Mm-hmm.

This n*gga really drink daiquiris.

n*gga, this the white women's

specialty, n*gga.

- They put me on it.

- [GROANS SOFTLY]

You a trip, son.

Hey, yo. [CHUCKLES]

Yo, what's wrong with your man?

- This n*gga allergic to ranch?

- He's out.

Bro, this n*gga

Hey, bro! What the f*ck?

Yo, fam.

Hey, fam.

What's up?

Yo, bro, where my money at?

What?

[KEVIN] Oh, you don't remember me.

I made your album cover.

You never paid me.

- Oh, that's you.

- [KEVIN] Yeah, that's me.

- Yes.

- [KEVIN] Yeah.

You ain't believe in me.

What?

You unfollowed me.

I got the app. I saw.

n*gga, give me my f*cking money, bro.

I ain't got sh*t for you, boy.

Now, back off.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Actually, I just happened

to find some money right here.

So, uh, what we said, 100?

Nah, n*gga, we said five.

- Five?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- You got change?

- [KEVIN] You're lucky

I don't take all of that sh*t, boy.

You got a paintball vest on, bro.

Get the f*ck outta here. [SCOFFS]

[MAR 10S] You left the g*n

at home again, n*gga?

- Crazy, bro.

- Grasshopper, I see you.

Oh. For what I owe you.

I respect it. You hold that.

You good with me.

- Word?

- Yeah.

- Order you some more daiquiris.

- [LAUGHTER]

You know that's happening, bro.

Ey, yo, bartender!

Yo, let me get some daiquiris

for the whole house,

except for that n*gga with the

Lucky Charms chains on, bro.

- [JESS] Ah.

- [DAN] Oh, sorry.

I just did laundry.

It's clean, so it's okay.

Sorry, it's two loads.

A lot of pants, you know?

That's a lot of pills.

Oh, yeah, that's, um, just,

like, allergies and stuff.

God damn, keys don't f*cking work.

- What the f*ck?

- [KEVIN] Come on, bro.

Yeah, I'm saying.

You was just saying some sh*t. [LAUGHS]

You seen Ghost Dog?

[KEVIN] Nah, what's that?

[DREW] Oh, you ain't see Ghost Dog?

[CHUCKLES]

Son, we gotta watch that.

I'm telling you.

- The Forest Whitaker joint?

- The n*gga from The Butler?

[DREW] Yeah, that n*gga. [LAUGHS]

[KEVIN] f*ck nah.

Yo, check this sh*t out.

And this gon' make it better.

[SIREN WAILING ON TV]

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

Excuse me. ACS.

Anybody here?

- Excuse me.

- What the

- [g*nsh*t]

- [ACS AGENT SCREAMS]

[KEVIN] Yo, what the f*ck

did you just do?

[DREW] f*ck!

You know? ♪

Do it! ♪

Sister Nancy's "Ain't No ♪

Stopping Nancy" playing ♪

Said there ain't, ain't no ♪

stopping Nancy, bang ♪

Bangadang! ♪

'Cause I've been DJ'ing ♪

From I was 15 years old ♪

Tell them! ♪

Heel them! ♪

Ain't, ain't no stopping ♪

Sister Nancy, bang ♪

Bangadang! ♪

'Cause I've been DJ'ing ♪

From I was 15 years old ♪

Tell them! ♪

Heel them! ♪

Ain't no stopping Nancy ♪

now ♪

Me lawyer say there ain't ♪

no stopping Nancy now ♪

I tell uh say my father ♪

is a farmer ♪

Every day him gon' plow ♪

Him nah lef' him razor, ♪

and him nah lef' him sow ♪

Him plant callaloo ♪