03x03 - Envy, Intrigue, and Escapes

[bunniefuu]

[rap music plays]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ She understand what she wants
What she needs ♪

♪ And she's not afraid to say it ♪

♪ She just tryna come up
On the game that she's playin'… ♪

I like this. Bad day? Coffee.
Good day? Coffee

Stressed? Coffee.
Tired? Coffee. Horny? Coffee.

Relationship?
No, relationship drama? c*ck.

-I love that. Okay.
-That is so funny.

-[Kevin] Hi. Good morning.
-[Kelly] Good morning.

[Kane] You made it.

-Of course I made it. Yeah.
-You made it.

How are you?

[Kevin] Woo, dude,
you getting some new bling!

-[Kane] You like it?
-[Kevin] Wow.

-I got eight kinds of blings as well.
-Where is all this coming from?

I am buying more stuff now. [laughs]

[Kevin] You're buying more stuff? Why?

I wanna share because you're my friend,
but don't tell anyone.

It's so big
that I really don't wanna tell anyone.

I'll show you.

[spluttering] Okay. Read this.

"Shine bright like…" that's a diamond.

-[Kelly] What song is this from?
-Shine.

[Kelly] Who is the artist?

-Shine, uh…
-[Kelly] Who--

Van Halen.

[Kelly] Who is Van--? God!

-Oh no.
-[Kelly] "Umbrella."

-Rihanna.
-"Pour it up."

-[Kelly and Kane] Yes!
-[Kevin] Rihanna. Yes.

I'm not gonna be on his team
for Pictionary.

She likes Asian guys now?

[laughs] She's always liked Asian people.

So I've been approached, um,
by Rihanna and Fenty

to possibly be the face of Fenty.

To be the face?

Of Fenty! [laughs]

-Whoa!
-That's huge.

The other day I, like,
get this message from Bad Girl Riri.

For all of you who don't know
who Bad Girl Riri is, that's Rihanna.

So, I mean, the fact that Rihanna
might wanna work with me…

I mean, this is crazy.
I wanna tell my dad because, like,

I've always wanted to gravitate away
from being in the shadow of my parents.

This is my path to independence.
This might be it.

This might be a chance
to work with other people in the future.

-[Kevin] Wow.
-Yeah, I can't even believe it.

I would, like, be one of the ambassadors
on the campaigns.

-I asked them, like, "Why me?" Right?
-Yeah, why you?

[Kane laughs]

-I'm wondering the same.
-Kevin!

I'm still wondering too.
I'm like, "I have Botox, some fillers."

They're like, "Kane, we want you because
you represent the Asian community."

"Rihanna likes you a lot."

It's so surreal to me.
I still don't believe it.

[laughs] You know,
I don't know what to say.

You're doing something I wasn't even able
to do as a model, you know.

You'll get there. I'm not a model.

That's what I mean. I mean, that's…

[Kane] I don't think you need
to be a model.

I think society has changed so much.

Because when I started social media,
I had this fear. I was overweight.

I had this fear of posting.
I got so many haters, "You're so fat."

"Why are you wearing Gucci?
Why are you wearing Versace?"

But if you're true to yourself now,
modeling, you know, you can do it.

That's great.
I need to be the face of something.

[Kane] The face of…

Pornhub. [laughs]

Anyway, this was like,
just mind blown, and, like,

I wanted to share this with you guys.

-That's mind-blowing. It is cool.
-[Kane] Yeah.

I spent over ten years pursuing modeling.

I've moved to New York.

I've booked
some of, like, the biggest agencies.

I've done everything
to try to become a successful model.

Then this guy just comes in,
doesn't lift a finger,

and he gets a Fenty campaign.

I mean, Rihanna, yoo-hoo.
Have you not seen my Instagram too?

I just don't get it. It just feels unfair.

[Kelly] We should just be happy
for each other.

No way. [clears throat]

[Kane talks indistinctly]

[sighs]

-I'll see you guys.
-What?

-[Kelly] He's mad.
-[Kane] About what?

[Kelly] Let's not take it personal.
Let him calm down a bit.

♪ I don't have time for make-ups
I only got time for break-ups ♪

♪ If you don't push me further
You're not for me, that's for sure ♪

♪ Call the office
If you tryna talk personal ♪

♪ Can't guarantee I'll hit you back
Within a week though ♪

Knock, knock.

-Hi. [gasps]
-[Jaime] Oh, hello.

-[Kim] Big Bird. Cute.
-I am Big Bird.

-I was--
-I love this.

-[Jaime] Have you ever been here?
-No, but like this is heaven right now.

This is, like, my favorite store.

The two places where I spend
the most time is here and Erewhon.

-Can I just look around?
-[employee] Yeah.

[Kim] This is very overwhelming for me.

-[Jaime laughs]
-[Kim gasps] Yes!

-Isn't this something you would wear?
-Absolutely.

-Wait, can I wear panties?
-You need to wear the right--

You just need to wear the right underwear.
The right underwear.

-That is so cute.
-I think this one will look cute.

-I will. I'll try it on.
-Jaime, you have to put that on.

Oh my God, Jaime, you look so cute!

It doesn't fit on my head.

You… [laughs]

This is like-- This could be
your Halloween costume or something.

So, you know, I don't really follow
high fashion that closely,

but apparently Big Bird
is in season this year.

[laughs] Sorry.

So, um, I heard you've been hanging out
with Anna a lot.

I have. We do all fun stuff.

-We went shopping. We did some shoots.
-Oh my God.

We were, like, dying hair.

We did, like, lots of fun things.

-Are you lying?
-I'm not lying. I don't lie.

[Kim] Anna Shay. Yeah, she scares me.

[laughs]

[Guy] What?
She has a p*nis pump in the shower!

[Anna] How is it that you find a sex toy?

[Kim] It was Guy!

Kim, you shouldn't
go through people's houses.

-He's the one who went into your bathroom.
-Don't blame him.

I'm not!

I feel like even though I apologized
to her about, you know, the p*nis pump…

[inhales] …she's still got a little chip
on her shoulder with me.

Like she literally drained my soul, my--
Everything I have inside.

She was-- I don't know, she had
this really heavy energy about her.

-You think Anna is evil?
-Yes.

-But--
-I think everyone has some evil in them.

She brainwashed you.
What did she do to you? [laughs]

-What?
-What? [laughs]

[Jaime] Anna is so fun.
She's a very good friend.

And…

anyone that thinks otherwise

must not be assessing
the situation correctly.

Maybe Kim has been associated
with Christine too much.

One thing about Anna
that I see is that she's real.

Yes. I feel like you just need
to be in the same room together.

-Lay it out straight. Be honest.
-Right.

-Right.
-Whether it's good or bad.

-Or whatever.
-Right. Right.

[upbeat music plays]

[door knocking]

-[Kane] Hi, Christine.
-Hello.

Didn't tell me the outfit is pearls.

-Aw, welcome in.
-You look so good.

-Hi, how are you?
-Good, how are you?

-Good, good, good, good.
-Um, slippers?

-Um, okay.
-[Christine] Those are nice shoes.

[Kane] Thank you.
I was going for like all blue today.

-You were going for subtle.
-Subtle.

Keep them guessing.

-I don't know which designer.
-I feel so under-dressed today.

-Oh no, I'm just cold
-You're just cold?

[both laugh]

-I got some vegan treats for you.
-Wow.

And vegan beverages.

Thank you.

Thanks for remembering I'm vegan. [laughs]

I know. I know.

-Sometimes I remember, sometimes I forget.
-Sometimes you don't.

[Christine laughs]

Kane really did me dirty.

If there's something to be resolved
with Kane, I'd like to do it.

And if it's something that I did
that I can fix or repair with him,

I'd like to do it.

If he is just gossiping and slandering
behind my back for the sport of it,

then he should own up to it.

But I also don't need
that negativity in my life.

-First, how are things in your life?
-Everything's great.

-Yeah?
-Everything's good.

I'm busy with work.

I'm busy just, like, my real estate stuff,
my houses and, like, you know.

Just focused on work.

-Nice.
-Yeah.

So yeah, just focused on, like, work
and, like, yeah…

Good. Um…

Well, you know, I thought we had
a really good chat at LA Fashion Week.

I was actually happy how it turned out.

-Yeah.
-Um, I thought we agreed

that you were going to stop talking
about me to other people.

So then, when you go and talk to Jaime,

of course that's adding more fuel
to the fire,

and that's blowing
the situation up even more.

Jaime said she didn't say it.
So I'm like, "That's between you two now."

So, are you intending
to talk to Anna about it?

Oh yeah, I did talk to Anna.

Ironically, the one thing, and only thing,
we agreed on was

you're kind of in the middle
of all of this.

It's something really trivial, so like,

maybe we're just blowing this up
for, like, no reason.

Yeah, but it didn't need to be blown up,
and who did the blowing?

[Kane] I didn't blow anything up.

[Christine] Just to summarize,
Jaime's now involved.

-Anna's pissed. Right? Rightfully so.
-[chuckles]

I understand. I get it.

And on top of that, Mimi.

-Everything was fine--
-I didn't know you had a thing with Mimi.

Well-- I didn't either
until you kind of got involved.

I would like to know what happened
at the lunch with you and Mimi

because a week earlier
when she invited me,

I told her I wouldn't be able to make it
because I had to pick up Baby G.

-I suggested--
-Yeah, I didn't know that.

-You didn't egg her on or anything?
-Why would I egg her on?

[Christine] I told you last week
I had to pick up Baby G from preschool.

All right. Bye, bye, bye.

Such a liar. Do you believe her?

I don't believe her,
to be honest with you.

As a friend, like, she's not there for me.
I don't think she's there for you either.

Well, after your lunch with her,
things haven't been the same.

My request moving forward,
I'm just asking that you…

[inhales, exhales]

…not talk about me at all
to anyone. Please.

Yeah.

-Maybe you should focus your energy…
-Mm-hmm.

…and good intentions on real estate.

[tense music plays]

My mantra in life is to always just…

pray and wish for the very best in someone
so that their life is so happy

and so full and so busy
that they have no time to f*ck with yours.

But, you know,
I'm also not holding my breath.

Where do we go from here?

I just need to be
more cautious of what I tell you

and to make sure
I never let down my guard.

We don't have to be best friends.

We don't need to be best friends,
to really be friends.

But we're adults, and we should
be able to have adult conversations

without tearing… people down.

Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate that.

♪ Disappear like poof ♪

♪ Then I'm gone for the night ♪

♪ In another city
Had to catch the next flight ♪

♪ All right ♪

♪ Let me tell you about the life ♪

♪ Gotta do it big
You don't get to live it twice ♪

♪ All right… ♪

-[door knocking]
-[doorbell chiming]

♪ People fake
They don't really wanna get to know you… ♪

-[Kane] Hello.
-[Kelly] Hi, Kane.

-[Kane] Hi.
-What's up?

-How are you?
-You look good.

-Thanks. Did I lose weight?
-After-- Um, you look the same.

[Kelly laughs] I look the same?
I've been working out so hard.

[Kane] I'm not a liar, unlike someone, so…

Like someone who?
Who are you throwing shade at now?

I'm not throwing shade!
Let's just have some tea.

Have you tea-bagged someone before?

[laughs] That sounds dirty.

-Have you ever tea-bagged?
-I don't know what that means.

-You know what it means!
-I know it's a dirty term.

No, it's not.

-Kane, I'm so innocent.
-[laughs] You're not.

-Do you see how like innocent I look?
-Stop lying.

-This is your first time tea-bagging--
-I don't know anything you're talking--

[both laugh]

I saw Christine.

Why?

[groans] Remember she said
that Anna's trying to end her.

-Right.
-She told that to me?

-I asked around. I'm like, "Who said it?"
-Yeah.

She told Anna
that I'm the one spreading this around.

She basically is blaming
this entire thing on me.

She blames me for everything, right?
You saw what happened at Mimi's party.

Yeah. What was that?

She blamed me for that.
She f*cking blamed me for that!

-Don't stress. It's not worth it.
-I'm not stressed. Because you know what?

I don't wanna-- I don't have time
to, like, defend myself and explain.

Even this conversation
is a f*cking waste of my time.

This, like, past ten minutes
was a f*cking waste of my time.

-What do you think about me?
-I'm sorry for wasting your f*cking time.

-You wanna go to Mexico?
-Seriously?

-I'll book it.
-Oh my God.

Let's go because I feel so bad.

-Don't joke--
-I'm not joking. You know what?

I need a vacation.

I wasted 20 minutes of your life
explaining about that stupid stuff.

You did.

I don't drink,
but maybe I'll have a tequila.

I'll have some tequila.

-Call whoever you need to. Let's do it.
-f*ck this tea.

-What are we gonna wear?
-Nothing because it's Mexico.

-[Kelly] I can't be naked around you.
-[laughs]

[uptempo music plays]

[sighs] Wearing heels up the hills.

Not the best idea.

-Hi.
-Can I help you?

-I'm here for Anna.
-What's your name?

Kim Lee.

All right, stand by.

As we know, Anna and I had
a lot of issues in the past,

but hearing Jaime saying
she's so much fun,

I was like, "You're right,"

because I hung out with Anna
before Jaime ever did too.

I was like, "Let me go in
and patch things up real quick with her."

So crossing my fingers
everything's gonna go smooth today.

[Anna] Ducati. Oh, Ducati is busy.

-[Maria] Come on, Abuelito!
-Abuelito!

Hey, Kim.

-Hi, Anna.
-[Anna] How are you?

-[Kim] See you guys.
-Nice to see you.

Likewise. Good to see you.

[Anna] What's going on with you?

You know, a lot's been going on, but I--

From the very beginning,
when we first met,

I saw something in you that I…

I really liked. So, you know,
the whole p*nis pump incident,

even though I apologized
to you many times,

I feel like
you still held a little grudge with me.

You know, like,
you still had your guard up.

So today, I wanna come over
and apologize again.

-[Anna] Again?
-[Kim laughs]

Yes. And really, no. Like really ask you,
can we move forward, you know?

At my age, do you think a p*nis pump,
a p*ssy pump, a water pump,

whatever pump you want,
is gonna bother me?

-No.
-[Kim] That's what I thought.

My main concern was
what if it hit somebody?

[upbeat music plays]

Think about it.
In my house, if it hit somebody.

-[Kim] Right. I never thought of that.
-Think about it.

[both laugh]

[Kim] I--

I'm…

taking this as you're forgiving me?

-There was nothing to ever forgive.
-[Kim] Really?

-[Anna] Be you.
-No, I am being me.

That's why I'm here by myself
with no security.

[both laugh]

-Anna.
-[Anna] What?

-What?
-Why do you have so many security?

[tense music plays]

Imagine how much my dad had.

My mom, my brothers.

So you grew up since you were young
with security all your life pretty much.

-Yes. I could be abducted…
-That is crazy.

Every single time I go to Anna's house,
there's always security.

Like, a lot of security.

I'm like, "Anna, do you need security
at your toilet too?"

No, I'm kidding. [laughs]

But, literally,
she has security every freaking corner.

[tense music continues]

Like that is a sign of next level
of freaking trust issues. [laughs]

She don't trust nobody. [laughs]

Did your family have security for you
because they were worried

you'd get kidnapped or something?

[inhales] Yeah.

That's crazy.

[Anna] My father was extremely protective
as I was growing up.

I remember one year was
massive news that Patty Hearst,

the daughter of Randolph Hearst,
was kidnapped,

and I learned that children…

who come from a family of wealth
seem to be automatic targets.

Kidnapping, extortion.
So after my father passed away,

I had to have security all the time.

Sounds terrible, but yes, it is true.

[Kim] So you have security
the rest of your life? Huh?

[Anna] It was very stifling, you know.
You turn around, they're there.

So, we figured out a way
how to run away from them.

It just happened one day.
We just didn't want them around.

So, we just went to a club.

-You know how Japan has all those clubs?
-Oh yeah. So much fun.

And so, um, the bathrooms have windows.

-You snuck out the windows in the clubs?
-Yes.

-[laughing] What? I'm sorry.
-[Anna] Then we'd come home.

My dad would know that
there was no security and then, pop.

-Not for us, for them.
-[Kim] So would they get in trouble?

-Not you.
-[Anna] Of course. They lost us.

Oh my God. So you would get
all of your securities fired.

-[whispers] We should try to sneak out.
-[whispers] You wanna sneak out?

-[Kim whispers] Yeah. Yes.
-Relive my memories?

-Okay.
-Why not?

-You said we have one life.
-[Anna] You want me to teach you?

-Okay, fine.
-No. Teach me your ways.

How are we gonna do that?
He has not blinked this wh--

[Anna] sh*t, f*ck, he's there. [chuckles]

-He's there.
-And he's fine.

[whispers] He's so hot.

-[Anna] What?
-Why-- Do you do this on purpose?

Hire good-looking security?

-Have to.
-'Cause they're around all the time.

-You have to have a nice view. I get it.
-[Anna] Yeah.

[Kim] He's still looking at me.

[all laugh]

[Anna] Okay.
You are gonna have to distract.

-Okay. I go to talk to him, and you go?
-[Kim] Yes.

-[Anna] You have to get mad at him.
-[Maria] Can I see the report?

-[guard] Yes, ma'am.
-[Maria] So give me the…

Now, I do have to have security,
but I kind of like my freedom, my space.

So when Kim suggested
that we run away from them…

I was more than happy
to run away from them.

[Kim] There's security in the front.

-[Anna] Oh yeah.
-[Kim] This window?

-[Anna] Yes.
-[Kim] Do this?

-How are we gonna-- Anna!
-Yeah.

-Ready?
-Anna, I got you.

[Anna] Oh yeah,
I like this one. I'm too heavy.

-Wait. Kim, I weigh more than you.
-I got you. I'm ripped.

Wait. Kim, take it easy.
What are you doing?

I'm helping you.

[Anna] Jesus, I've never done this
out this window.

And this guy, you…

-[Anna] You jump after me.
-[Kim] I have heels. How am I gonna jump?

-[Anna] No. I'm going down first.
-What?

[Anna] I'm down first.

-[Kim] And who's gonna get me?
-[Anna] Me.

[Kim laughs] Anna. Oh my God, Anna!

[Anna] Okay. Okay.

I don't think I've ever snuck out
of a window before. [laughs]

But at the same time, this is
so exciting, and I'm living for this.

Like, yes,
this is the Anna I freaking love.

-You've done this before.
-Once or twice, but you gotta--

[both whisper] Oh sh*t.

[Kim pants]

[Kim breathing deeply]

[coughing] Do you have some water? Yeah--

[Maria] Yes, baby. Come on, guys. Hello?

Come on with me, please, that way.
Come on, guys.

[Kim exhales]

[uptempo whimsical music plays]

So listen…

Anna, she go and have a nap.

Night, night.

-She's upstairs?
-Yes.

[Anna] Phew.

Thank you. You give me ride.

-[Kim] Yeah, I'll give you a ride, right?
-[Maria] You very gentleman.

-Thank you so much. Bye.
-Have a good night.

-You have beautiful eyes.
-Thank you.

[Anna] He can see me.
I should be in the trunk.

[Kim] Oh. I got this. I got this.

[Anna] Yes.

[Kim] Woo-hoo, we made it out!

Maria, I think maybe you should drive
or Anna. Anna, you should drive.

-Maria, my shoes.
-[Kim sighs]

-[Maria] Yes, good.
-[Anna] Oh my God.

[Kim] So, what if--
They're gonna try to find you eventually.

And then what?

[Anna] Only one person has ever found me.

[Kim laughing] Really? One person?

[laughs] Yeah.

-[Maria] What you say? I'm sorry.
-[Anna] Nothing, Maria.

[uptempo Latin music plays]

[Kane] This is amazing.

Oh my God, this is,
like, f*cking paradise.

-Enjoy the present. Be grateful.
-Yeah.

You know, like--
Because otherwise, you'll miss it.

What stresses me out
is, like, personal stuff.

Like, you know, friendships,

and, for example, with, like Kevin,
and like…

I'm trying
to figure out my friendship with Kevin.

I'm trying to see where he stands
as a friend.

[groans] I just can't deal with it.

Yeah. Well, maybe it's good
to unplug a little bit.

You need to think clearly
about how you wanna deal with things.

-I need a break from everybody,
-Yeah.

Has Andrew, like, reached out to you
after the party?

He actually sent me, like,
$400 extra for, like, the dog.

He said, um, "I would love
to be involved in our kids' lives."

No! No!

I didn't respond yet, Kane.
I didn't respond yet.

He's trying to wiggle
his way into your life.

You have to be really careful
'cause you're on a f*cking slippery slope.

I agree with you. It's a slippery slope.

Yes. For now, don't engage,
especially not when we're on a break.

Just don't reply. Have fun.

[spluttering] How's everything with John?

Oh, John. Uh, no, it's too early.

-He's really, really nice.
-Good. Yeah.

-He seems like a nice person.
-Top three things that attracts you.

-I don't think I know him enough yet.
-Yeah.

[upbeat music plays]

Before we left to Cabo, John called me
and said he wanted to surprise Kelly.

I think it's a fantastic idea

because my biggest worry
and my fear in life

is Kelly ending up with Andrew again,
and I can't deal with that sh*t right now,

especially, whatever is going on
in my life. I can't deal with that.

Kelly, come on,
just give me more superficial insight.

Don't tell me he's a nice guy.

[inhales] How's his face.
How's his jawline? How's his chest size?

How is his abs? How many abs?
Are there six or eight?

-Kane, 'cause all you look at is surface--
-You look at the surface then go deep.

Here's the thing: look fades.
I just wanna take things slow.

-Because for me, like also--
-Yeah. Slow.

I'm not-- I really wanna do it right.

Just don't overthink it.

When you overthink things,
it's not gonna happen

because you're gonna set yourself up
for disappointment.

Take your time.

You guys look super cute together,
by the way.

I think you guys will have, like,
supermodel babies.

[John] Do you know where the lobby is?

-Hey! [laughs]
-What?

-Hi.
-What are you doing here?

-Wait, what?
-[John] Surprise.

-[Kane] Yes!
-So, okay, so it was--

-Wait.
-[Kane] What's up, John!

-Yeah, hey.
-Welcome to Cabo Nobu.

-[Kelly] Wait, Kane, did you do this?
-[laughs]

-[laughs] Did you do this?
-[John] This man…

-Yes!
-So I usually overthink stuff like this.

-Hug me! My God, I'm such a good friend.
-[John laughs]

-[Kelly] Wait, what?
-I'm gonna leave soon.

-What?
-[Kane laughs]

-How's everything? Sit.
-It was good.

-You want a drink? Guacamole?
-What?

-We're in Mexico.
-Let's do a shot.

-Okay. I'm definitely shocked.
-[John] Okay.

So here's what happened--

[Kane laughs]

I've really been enjoying
getting to know you.

I feel like we had a really good date.

So I was like, "I'm gonna ask her
to dinner," and you were in Mexico, so…

-So you flew to Mexico…
-[John] Yeah.

…to take me on a second date?

-[Kane] Yes!
-Oh my God.

-That's what happened and here we are.
-I'm so happy you're here.

This is crazy.
I cannot believe John is here.

I mean,
he flew all the way here to surprise me.

I mean, this is such a bold move.

But at the same time,
you know, I love romantic gestures.

I'm such a hopeless romantic.
So we'll see what happens.

[uptempo music plays]

-I'm gonna jump in the pool.
-[John] Okay.

[all laugh]

Woo!

-[Kelly screams]
-[John] Wait for me, guys.

[Kelly gasps]

-[Kelly] You guys have fun.
-[Kane] Where are you going?

I'm gonna get some more sunblock.

Yeah. Get some for me too.

-What do you think? Where is this going?
-I think she's smart.

-She's successful. She's sexy.
-Yeah.

Like, all the things…
all the things are there.

Keep it fun with her
'cause that's what she needs now.

Right now she's so focused on--
She's been k*lling it at work.

And I think
she just needs to have some fun.

-Keep it light.
-Something lighter.

-Thanks for the advice. I appreciate it.
-Yeah. f*ck being polite.

Just throw her around.
Like, she likes it sometimes. [laughs]

-Oh my God! b*tch!
-Hey!

-Who the f*ck is this? [laughs]
-What are you guys talking about?

Here, sit.

-We're talking about how--
-I was sitting here.

Why-- No, no, no. There's no space.

Kelly, you sit there.
Why don't you guys share?

I think John is a very stable guy.

He's tall. He's handsome and, you know,
Kelly's gonna focus on John this trip.

Those two are gonna make beautiful babies.

[laughs]

-[Kelly screams]
-[Kane laughs]

[rap music plays]

♪ I never miss ♪

♪ I never, never, never miss ♪

♪ I never miss
So I'm always gonna take the shot ♪

[Maria] You don't have to stress
when driving me.

-I have a stress when she drive that way.
-[Kim laughs]

[Anna] Tell me
when I'm gonna hit the curb--

-[Maria] No, you are on top of it.
-[Kim] It's beeping.

-No, Maria.
-[Maria] You're on top of it!

-You on top of it on camera.
-[Kim] There's one on camera. [laughs]

[Anna] f*ck.
She's stressing the f*ck out of me.

-[Maria] Anna, please look at the camera.
-[Anna] I'm not looking at anything.

-Anna, there's a camera right there.
-[Maria] No, no.

[Anna] I don't know how to use this.

We made it. [laughs]

We made-- It's raining!

[all laughing]

The storm is coming!

We made it
to downtown LA alive. [laughs]

-I feel like I gotta be your bodyguard.
-[Anna] Yeah. [laughs]

-That's--
-I gotta be your bodyguard now.

No one to hide. Ooh, wow.

-What is this place?
-[Anna] Wow!

-Flower store. Oh my God.
-[Kim] Is it open, though?

-They will open for you. [laughs]
-[Anna] Yes. Will you stop it?

[Kim] Oh, wow.

[Anna] Hi.

-[employee] Hello.
-How are you?

Hi.

[Kim] This is where you get
your flowers usually?

Wow. You drive all the way…

Sometimes two, three in the morning
when the flower mart opens.

[Kim] I love this.
This is such a great idea.

[laughs] It's fun.

[Kim] So, how long is this gonna last?

Uh, these will last maybe, uh,
a week and a half to two weeks.

-[Kim] Okay.
-These last a really long time.

Oh, that's longer than most people's
relationships in LA nowadays.

[all laugh]

I've been having
so much fun with you guys today.

Like, really. Like, this is our first time
hanging out together.

-It's our first date.
-[Kim] Our first date.

-[Maria laughs]
-You popped my cherry.

[all laugh]

[spluttering] See, this is
what I've been saying to everybody.

When I first met Anna,
this is what-- This is what I'm used to.

This is what--
This is the Anna that I missed, you know?

-[Maria] Uh-oh.
-No, really.

[sighs] I don't wanna bring this up,
but do you think you and Christine…

-[Anna] Will ever be--
-Could ever be just friends, or you know--

What do you think?

I know it bothers Christine.
I don't care what she says. She's like,

"I don't care. I'm not bothered."
But she is bothered by it.

But let's say she did come to you, right,
and she said--

sincerely apologized
and really wanted to move forward.

-She was sincere?
-[Anna] Mm-hmm.

-Sure.
-You would?

Yeah.

-Really?
-Yeah, sure. Why not?

-Nobody's above anybody.
-[Kim] Yeah.

People do make mistakes
and people need to learn to forgive.

There you are.

Oh.

[whimsical music plays]

[Anna] Security.

How did you find us? I mean, you told him?

-[Anna] Maria?
-No!

[guard] Tracker on the vehicle.

[Anna] How long did it take you guys
to figure out that I was gone?

-I could be dead by now.
-[Kim laughs]

[all laugh]

[Latin music plays]

[Latin music ends]

Thank you so much. Thank you.

-Wow. That kitchen is really cool.
-[Kelly] Yeah, I like open kitchens.

Okay. Oh, I like it.

-[John] Oh!
-[waiter] There you go.

Thank you so much. This looks so pretty.
I don't wanna touch it.

[chuckles]

That smells delicious.

[waiter] It's delicious, ma'am.

[John] Happy second date.

[glasses clinking]

That's very good.

Have you been to any other countries?
Have you traveled outside a lot?

What about in Europe?

-Never been to Europe ever.
-Okay.

For my next relationship,

I think the guy has to be
freaking amazing for me to settle down,

but I really would love somebody
who is kind, grounded,

sincere, honest, great communicator.

[producer] Is that it?

Somebody… who is non-judgmental,
somebody who's mature

and secure, down to Earth,
somebody who's supportive.

At the end of the day, for me,
I don't need to date somebody--

I like when the man opens a car door--
Is very successful, driven…

He can serve me food--
Handsome, age-appropriate, self-aware.

You know, just the basic stuff.

[Kelly] What's your, like, five-year plan?

Nothing. [laughs]

No, seriously.

I don't know. I'm just winging it.

[spluttering] So, I'm an artist for now.

I have a few things that are keeping,
you know, the bills paid

and things like that,
but I quit a finance career to do this.

So I left the stability,
trying to have the trajectory

of my life be more…

trying new things, doing what I love.

-I don't see a conflict there.
-I know, right?

I'm like literally… I was like literally--
I'm trying. So, yeah.

[upbeat music plays]

♪ You can hate me, you can bait me
Try to debate me, underrate me ♪

♪ But I'm still gonna say cheese
Make G's ♪

♪ Make some enemies and some frenemies ♪

♪ Shake my hips like I'm Lebanese
To the melody ♪

-[Kevin] What's up, Jaime?
-Oh, hello.

You already started. [laughs]

You better clear it all off.

[sighs] I thought I was gonna eat
by myself for a second.

[Anna and Maria] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

[Kevin] Ooh, my God.

-Shannie came!
-[Jamie] Anna's here!

-[Maria] Hello!
-♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Thank you.

[kisses] You showed up.
I'm so glad you showed.

I like this. Are you wearing--
Is it vintage?

-Yeah.
-This is vintage too.

[Maria] So now, open your present.

-Oh, oh!
-[Kevin] That's my present?

[gasps] I needed a luggage case!

-This is great. Thank you so much.
-[Anna] Happy birthday.

[Kevin] Are you just drinking water
at my birthday dinner?

Well, there is no other food
that I can eat as of right now.

Chef.

-[Maria laughs]
-Can we get some food for…?

She is, uh, vegan.

We can do Brussels sprouts is fine.
Do you guys want some food?

What kind of vegan food
do you have for her?

-[Anna] Want me to go make it?
-[Kevin] Maria, what would you like?

-[waiter] You wanna cook?
-Sì. Certo.

[waiter] Feel free.

-Grazie.
-Kevin, we're gonna cook for you, for--

-[Kevin] Right now?
-Yeah. We'll go in and cook.

[Kevin] Is this allowed?

Kevin, I've been here
since I was 15 years old.

[Jaime] They're like family for-- to Anna.

[Anna] Okay, let's go.

[Jamie] Okay, let's go.

[upbeat music plays]

Look at this, one hand!

[Jaime] Don't respond to him.

It is not unusual
for me to cook in this kitchen.

It's a very family atmosphere.
They all know each other.

We know them. I know them. They know me.

This is not the first time
that I've cooked in this kitchen.

They always say the kitchen
is the best place in the home, right?

[Kevin] What's this stuff?

[Jaime] Oh, Kevin, no, no, no, no!
Don't put that in!

[Kevin] Why not? This is so fresh!

[laughs]

-This is the best birthday dinner ever.
-[Maria] Nice!

[laughs] Got one!

[bell dings]

-Woo!
-[Kevin] Thanks. Let's go eat!

-[Anna] All right.
-[Jaime] Okay.

-[Kevin] Bon appétit.
[Maria] Vámonos!

Going for the pizza next.

Wow!

Thank you for celebrating.

Yeah, I mean, Kane and Kelly, they texted
just, "Happy birthday." That was it.

-You have the wrong friends.
-[Kevin] I know. It feels like it, right?

[Jaime] He actually--

-He said he's going to Mexico with Kelly.
-[Kevin] Why?

[Jaime] They planned a little vacation
or something.

They didn't tell me about it.

[tense music plays]

Yeah.

[Kevin] What is this?

-[indistinct chatter]
-What the…?

It's them traveling. They're in Mexico.

-[Anna] They didn't invite you?
-No, they didn't tell me.

-We used to go everywhere together.
-I know. Like, everywhere.

-[Kevin] Yeah.
-You guys were attached at the hip.

[rap music plays]

♪ Sentimental on a weekend, baby
Might pull up at the big Rose Bowl ♪

♪ Finish beats from YSL ♪

♪ I got head to toe
I still cop some more ♪

♪ You should see my crew, man ♪

♪ They chew you out
With a what are those? ♪

♪ Penny stocks don't count the clothes
Getting rich off my tech job ♪

♪ Too much money to count my bag ♪

♪ Can you wait outside for me? ♪

♪ Too many fans want to get like that ♪

♪ I don't trust nobody ♪

♪ Too much burning on both our bag
You can bring it back for me ♪

♪ Too much burning on both our bag
You can bring it back for me ♪

♪ Two-seater whip, she'll roll by fast ♪

♪ I'm not just somebody
I'm not just somebody ♪