Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

[bunniefuu]

So, I know what you're thinking

Why is that incredibly handsome

hedgehog being chased

By a madman with a

mustache from the civil w*r?

To be honest,

it feels like I've been

running my whole life,

is this too much?

Am I going too fast?

It's kind of what I

do, you know what?

let's back up.

This is the island where I'm from.

It had everything, sandy beaches

cascading waterfalls,

Public access to loop de loops

And I never had to catch a school

bus, because I could

run across the entire island

in less than two seconds

Also there was no school,

I know, pretty sweet island, right?

Yeah! -I was born

with extraordinary powers

And I was told to keep them secret

And like any kid,

I did the exact opposite

That's Long Claw,

She took care of me

She was basically

Obi-Wan Kenobi,

if Obi-Wan Kenobi

had a beakened mouth

Sonic! someone could have

seen you! -No one saw me

I'm too fast,

and I wanted to bring you this

Get down!

turns out with great power,

comes great power hungry bad guys

And I led them right to us

Listen carefully Sonic!

You have a power unlike

anything I've ever seen

And that means someone

will always want it

The only way to stay safe

is to stay hidden

This world is on the

far side of the universe

You should be safe there

I'm don't wanna go without you!

-You must

These rings will be your

most important possession

If you ever have

discovered, use one

Never stop running

then go!

Long Claw!

good bye sonic

No

No!

come on one car

I'm bored

Tom, do you read me?

are you there?

no Wade, I'm actally on a yacht

in barbados

with Rihanna

oh OMG!

that's amazing,

police and picks

no Wade, I'm at speed trap

already? how did you get back

so fast? barbedo's in the ocean

hang on, I think I got something

Hey buddy! Where's the fire?

There're kids living around here

I don't know,

that's kind of funny, sorry

What?

Tom, we need you

down on Maine street,

there's been a violent

g*ng sh**t down

Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel

But they do need it back

wow buddy!

You almost got yourself

k*lled out here,

what are you, some kind

of adrenaline junkie?

It must be rough,

to be slow all the time

I'll tell you what,

today is your lucky day

Have you ever felt so alive?

This is great, you're doing amazing

oh geez!

Good recovery!

Let's keep this our little

secret, okay?

You never saw me.

I was never here!

So what were you expecting?

a dirty little hedgehog

Eating berries and

struggling to survive?

Think again, because I am

living my best life on earth

I've got a library

a home gym

And the steady art security system

Oh no!

And if I'm ever discovered,

I'll follow the Long

Claw's instructions

and use my rings to

escape to a new planet

a nice safe little world,

filled only with mushroom

gross, smelly mushrooms

I hate mushrooms

But, let's not worry about all that

This is Green Hills

The greatest place on earth

These are my people,

and dare I say

I am their loveable

space creature

so what if they don't know I exist?

My favorite person

is the Donut Lord

Protector of this town

And defender of all creatures,

big and small -'morning

Donald Daisy Dapne

Donut Lord lives with Pretze Lady

she is super nice to animals,

and strangely was

born without bones

Ouch, ouch, ouch

There is one person in town

who's actually unto me

he calls me the Blue Devil.

I almost caught him last night

Say hello to Crazy Carl

We have fun together

I know you're out there!

and I know you're real!

No, I'm not!

movie night is my favorite

Please, please, please

Yes, Keanu!

You are a national treasure.

when I found you..

-Pop Quiz hot shot!

There's a b*mb on a bus -Pop Quiz

hotshot! oh, the classic line

Basically we're like a family

even though we haven't met yet

You don't think your

prolong isolation

is making you a bit

crazy, perhaps?

Crazy, me? No way Doc,

you got me all wrong

And despite all these so called

"friends" of yours, deep down

You're still rather lonely?

perhaps they fail you,

you'll be alone forever

Hey

No, no, no, no

get out of there, come on, come on

Get out of there, get out

of there, you trash pandas

Maddie, as Green Hills most

respected veterinarian

What is the fastest way to

exterminate a raccoon?

Hi Ozzy, hello

What's that?

so what I think it is?

-Uh-huh, open it

That's kind of small, is that bad?

Just open it

Dear Thomas,

we have reviewed your application

to the San Francisco

Police Department

And pending intro departmental

review and background check

We are happy to informe

you, that you

have been selected

to join our team

uh, oh my god

-Wow

Oh my god

-ta-da!

"San Fransisco sucks!"

wrong one!

ta-da!

You "never had a doubt", huh?

-No!

I can't believe this

-I know, you did it

hey, what are those?

Apartments for rent,

I found on Zillow

I thought Ozzy and I

can fly there tomorrow

and check out some neighbourhoods

I mean,

this is all happening so fast

Ah, that's the craziest thing,

you apply for the

job, you get the job

well, pending the Background check

-oh man

hope they don't

find out about that

time you use the neighbor's wifi

Correction, I'm still using

the neighbours wifi

No but Maddie, uh

Are you sure you're okay with this?

Tell Mr. Wachowski

What did you do the entire time

I was in veterinary school?

I work the second job

to pay the rent and..

-after a Job to pay tuition

You sacrificed for me, I'm

happy to sacrifice for you

Babe, are you sure

you're okay with this?

I mean there's been

Wachowski protecting

this town for more than 50 years

This is a big change

I'm positive

It's time for this guy to

get out there and prove himself

I love Green Hills,

but you know I

want to help people

in real trouble

I want someone turn to me

in a life and death situation

and I will be there for them

I get it, I'm so proud of you

Thank you

And so it is with

a heavy heart that

I tell you all that

I have accepted

a position in the San

Francisco police department

Effective immediately

it's gonna be tough for my

home town, and all my friendships

But this is something I feel like

I need to do, to grow

As both an officer

And a man

What do you think,

sergeant sprinkles

that wasn't so bad, right?

Now all I gotta to do is

Tell everyone who is in a donut

Wow, the play offs

uh, so cool

bite by the ninth tie score and

exactly who you wanted

to play with the game on the

line, Sonic

but suring him down from the

pitchers mount is the most fearsome

southpaw in Green Hills, also sonic

okay, focus Sonic!

If you win this

game you'll be the

most beloved kid in Green Hills

Hit it to the guy in left,

he's a real space case

Oh, I can't with that guy

Come on sonic

I got it, I got it, I got it,

I don't got it

go home, go home

Come on

saved

Oh yes, yes, yes, I did it

did you see that, I did it

I did it

I really am alone

all alone, forever

I'm sure no one noticed

that giant blue expl*si*n, right?

Hey Wade -Hi Tom, Wade

here, what is going on?

oh gush, I think the power

is off -you don't dare...

the lights is out,

the whole town is freaking out

What should I do? -Okay,

relax, take a deep breath

Call Gill, see if he can

locate the down line, then..

Call Zem in seeking

his generator over

to the super cute

food station fresh..

Call Tim before Gill?

Call the team, hello? -I'll

call you back

wait, hello? is that

the end of instructions?

Okay, alright, you can do this

What was the first thing

he said to do?

Right, relax

20 minutes ago

an energy surge knocked

out power across the entire...

...the Pacific Northwest

What do we know?

well, my first instinct was that

it was an EMP

But electromagnetic pulses

don't have that kind of power

NASA has reeled out meteor stirkes

or solar flare

The department of energy says

it's not a power plant malfunction

well, sounds like we're really

good at figuring

out what it wasn't

it's could be a prelude

to a larger attack,

I'm suggesting we scramble the

5the and 6the regiments

-No, no, no

This needs a much more

sophisticated mind

Someone who understands

technology

we're sending a lab rat?

-Not just any lab rat

a lab rat with teeth

You're not suggesting who

I think you're suggesting

I know he's a little weird

-weird? -No. no, no way

He is psychological tire fire

-But he's also brilliant

5 Phds, lQ off the charts and

he's drone tech is revolutionary

-You sure he can handle this?

He has a perfect operations record

Remember the coup in Pakistan?

-No.

Or the uprising in

azerbaijanistan!

-lt's not even a

country -Exactly!

And you can thank Robotnik for that

I can't believe you're

bringing that freak in to this

neither can I, but

We have no choice

yes major, I'll do it

what the?

Are you in charge here?

-Yes, I am -No

- my.. name..

wrong. I am at charge

is Major..

-Me, I'm in charge

You've never seen

anything like this

before,

this is on the top bannana

in a world full of

hungry little monkeys

allow me to clarify

in a squinchly rent

tire rocky based

on a level of

critical importantce

the disperaty between us

is too vast to qualify

Agent Stone

-Doctor thinks you're basic

I'm initiating a sweep sequence

10 miles in every direction,

should suffice

is he still looking at me funny?

- yes he is

Tell him to stop, or I'll

upload his search history

If you don't stop

looking at the doctor he

will take a close look

at your search history

-I'm not deaf

And tell him and his men report to

me, and, uh, blah blah blah

Excuse me, listen

pal, I don't know if

you realized I'm..

- I'm sorry, major

what was your name?

Bennin

-Nobody cares

Nobody cares, listen

Major Nobody Cares, you know

why nobody cares who you are?

Because nobody cares about

your feeble complishments

And nobody cares how proud

your mammy is,

that you're now reading

at a 3rd grade level

have you finished

Charlotte's Web yet?

spoiler alert!

she dies in the end

but she leaves a

big creepy egg sack

Ah, my babies!

look like they came

out of my egg sack

You know what I

love about machines?

They do what they're told,

they follow their programming

They don't need time off

to get drunk with booze and water

and you do what you're told

Stand over there on the edge

of your personal abyss

and watch my machine do your job

can you feel it Stone?

I can feel it doctor

it's evolution, Stone

it's evolution

Agent Stone

-Doctor

do you see anything

useful in this image?

nothing at all doctor

Of course you don't,

your eyes were expertly trained

to spot tracks by the native

American shadow wolves

That's extraordinary

- No.

What's extraordinary is

I determine the exact

height, weight,

and spinal curvature

of this creature

And my computer can't find

a single match for it, anywhere

In earth animal kingdom

This black out was

not a t*rror1st attack

and that's no baby big foot

This guy, he's something else

entirely

divert all search units

to the side of the footprint

That's one small step for man

One giant leap for me

OK, OK, everything is fine

You played some baseball,

got a little upset,

lightning shot out of your butt,

and now they're coming for you

alright, alright,

earth isn't safe anymore

time for plan B, mushroom vill

I got to take my stuff.

Okay, essential items only,

OK, toothbrush, toothpaste,

hair gel, night lid, bunny hat

This haply in catalog,

oh, and my center candle

My entire comic book collection

bean bencher, can a bean bencher

fit in a backpack?

No, no, no, of course

not, that's stupid

OK, what else?

the rings

The rings of course

Here we go, ring time,

mushroom planet, here I come

Oh no, they're right outside,

I gotta get somewhere else

good bye cave

Hey -Hey -What are you doing?

just coloring with Jojo and Rachel

-Oh, that sounds half fun

There is exciting stuff here,

we had a power outage

The whole town went dark

it was like a sign, telling me

to get out of the dodge

Wade must have lost his mind

-Yeah

and he does not have much to lose

How's your sister? does she

convinced you to leave me yet?

No, but she did tell me to check

your phone for dating apps

silly Apps on my

phone are the ones

we came with it,

and the olive garden

uh, because when you're there

-You're family

no way

The raccoons are back

They are in for surprise

-You're surprise..

better not to be

my tranquilizer g*n

They're just hungry, and

also that's for bears

Good, now I know it'll work -Tom!

-I'm

kidding,

I just gonna use it to scare them

possibly to death,

love you honey, bye -Tom..

D.I.V.O.R.C.E

okay, I'm in, with minimum damage

to Donut Lord's property

Here we go, didn't work

on earth, but that's okay

You're going to a safe world,

a nice safe world full of musrooms

mushrooms that'll

be your only friends

That sounds awful,

I can't do this

You have to do it,

There's no other option

alright

SFPD! pending background check!

Paws in the air

Miaw

San

Fransico?

no

What?

the Blue Devil

Donut Lord?

-You can talk!

You're not

You're not here to abduct

me, are you?

You abducted me

Okay, that's a fair

point, what are you?

Why are you hiding

out in my garage?

-I needed somewhere safe

And you're the only person I can

think of, Donut Lord

why are you keep

calling me donut lord?

-Because you talk to donuts

and I need them if they

get out of the line

again fair -Wait, wait, where are

all the mushrooms?

Why am I still on earth?

what did, oh no..

I lost my rings

What?

what's happening?

Is this your mother ship?

I'm not in the mood

to get prod-You think

you're worried?,

I'm not even wearing pants

what the?

They're coming for me

Who's coming for you?

what does that got to do with me?

I don't have time to explain,

but You have to help me

-No, I don't

Why?

-well my legs which normally

will be classified

as lethal weapons,

feel like spaghetti

I need your help, please

it's life or death

fine, come with me

Uh, little help

alright, stay here, and be quiet

-Good plan, great plan

We're already working

so well together,

practically finishing

each other's sentences

okay, bye

Hello there

can I help you?

Good morning my rural champ

I'm from the power company.

Investigating the blackout

If you don't mind,

I'd like to take

a few readings inside your house

no kidding,

you're from the power company?

oh, You must know

my buddy Spencer,

we play softball together

-oh, Spens!

He's a good man

Yeah, yeah, oach, come on in

-great

Take all the readings

you need, except uh..

don't the power

company use the tech

their readings from

outside the house?

that way they can check them in

if you're not home

Also my buddy Spencer works

to the gas company

this's more vault to me fressbee

guy, so You wanna tell me why

You think I'm dumb enough to

just let you walk inside my house?

I'm sorry, Mr...

-Wachowski

better even call me Tom

except my dentist, he calls me Tim

but he's calling me for so long,

it would be just weird

if I corrected him

well Tom,

whose dentist calls him Tim

You may have noticed

that this entire town

has been experiencing

a power outage

Yep, no lights, picked up on that

20 minutes ago,

I tracked an energy pulse,

with a similar sign through the one

that caused that disruption

Listen, uh, Mr...

-Doctor

Doctor Robotic

But my dentist calls me Rob

look uh, Doctor Robotskeys

I'm sure what you're here for

is very serious, but

it's got nothing to do with me,

you can ask anyone in town

Everyone knows me

-I bet to do

I'm sure you're

heller popular with

the jerbs and merls

and billy bobs

in this glorify gas station rest up

but it's go way back to the

days of tipping cows

and bring on a jungle bear

and maybe some day,

you'll achieve your goal

getting a casco card,

or adupting a labor doodle

But the reality is

I surpassed everything

you're ever going to do

before I was a toddler

I was spinning

off formulas while

you were still

spitting up formula

I was breastfed actually

-nice

Rub that on my orphan face

Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar

with US code 904

title 10 article 104?

yeah, it is-

anyone...

who attempts to

aid an enemy of The

United States shall suffer death

And if I know I gonna catch you

it'll be even worse

Worse than death?

okay, I'm a ball, just a normal

ball,

I'm blending in like a ball

shh, stop talking

no, you stop talking

be quiet Sonic

You be quiet Sonic

I hope they aren't

scanning me with

X-rays, I had kind of

an embarrassing lunch

Don't freak out, Don't freak out,

Don't freak out,

I'm freaking out

Why don't you had

your stairs carpetted?

oh, pipes

-yeah

probably just the house settling,

nothing to see here

here is the thing

I'm never wrong

Uh, there's first time

for everything I guess

would you like some cake?

I hear raccoons have

the cleanest mouth

of any animal that

routinely eats garbage

look at that

I was right

Note the lack of surprise

should we try this again?

I'm going to give you five seconds

to tell where it is? five

I don't know what

you're talking about

-Four -Hey tough

guy, I'm a cop

and you're threatening an officer

-How can you...

...threaten someone

who never existed?

Three

Come on, wrack your brain

You might be able

to come up with

some lame excuse to go on living

in two, one!

-Wait!

Don't hurt him

This feels excessive

stay behind me

Do not worry it, I got a ride

right where I want it

can you believe amazon is gonna

deliver packages

with this thing?

This was a horrible plan,

what was I thinking?

come on

We gotta get out of here -Oh don't

tell me that's all you've got

I'm just getting

started, let me know if

you wanna go around

drill with the blue

Doctor

Are you OK?

-Yeah

I saw a guy ran out

side of here and I

thought..

-that you should stop them?

Open your mouth

and say you thought that you

should stop them

No, I thought that maybe I should

check to see if you're okay

You know what's hard about being

the smartest person

in the world?

-any one who is stupid

-yes, way to go

you got that one!

Whatever this creature is,

it's our job to secure it

Neutralize it, uncover

it's source of power

And if it resists

We take it apart, piece by piece

See what makes it tick

stone

-doctor

call optical illusions

Tell them I need new frames

They know what kind I like

Oh

and bring that quill

yes doctor

Alright pal

You need to start talking

right now, who are you?

What are you? -I'm a hedgehog,

I feel like that's obvious

And I'm in big trouble

oh, you'rent in big trouble,

you're not the one who

punched the some sort of

government weirdo back there

You think about your problems?

I lost My rings

Rings, what are you talking about?

-Okay

rings are how all advanced

cultures travel between worlds

And now mine are on top of a

pointy building, I've only ever

seen on your skin tight T-shirt

So I like you to take me

to San Francisco so I can

get back my rings and use them

to go to the mushroom planet

Mushroom Planet /Yes

Right

OK, pal, time to go

-I'm sorry, what?

look, this is the

worst possible time for

me to get myself in the

trouble, okay?

You asked me to save

your life, I saved your life

Now please, go find your rings,

and your mushroom land

hopefully I'm gonna wake up

on a hospital bed

And the doctors gonna tell

me, my colonoscopy

was a big success, okay?

so goodbye

Okay, good bye

-good bye

Why aren't you leaving? -I don't

know where Sanfransisco

is -it's West

West? -Straight shot, can't miss it

-fine, that's cool

I'm totally cool

saying good bye now

So, as I crashed into the

cold dark water of the Pacific

I realized a few things

A, I have no idea where I'm going

B, salt water stings

C, I shouldn't even be on this

planet right now, but I am, why?

Because you shot me

-I know

You shot me!

alright, I heard you the first time

you know, you don't have to

pile it on, good grief

-I'm wet,

I'm cold,

there is a fish in my head

And clearly I'm not gonna

be able to do this on my own

alright, get in the truck

-Really? you gonna help me?

I guess it is a

little bit my fault,

that all these were

happened to you

not a little bit, entirely.

it is entirely your fault

okay, it is entirely my

fault, are you coming?

Yes

road trip, hoo hoo

What am I doing?

alright, there's gonna

be rules on this trip

number one do exactly

as I say all the time

got it? -got it Donut Lord -would

you stop with the Donut Lord?

I have a name, it's Tom

I'm Sonic

-Sonic

So you've been

spying on us all for

years -I mean I

wouldn't call it spying

We're all just hang out

only I wasn't invited

And no one knew I

was there /I can't believe

Crazy Carl was right, all this time

-yeah

You should call him

Super Observing Carl, instead

o my god stop the car right now

-wow, what?

The worlds largest

rubber band ball?

we gotta see it /No.

No, no, this is not some

fun family road trip, okay?

The government wants to dissect

you, and arrest

me, this is serious

eh, you're right,

it was lame, got a

show cool though,

I got you a mouse pad

when do we get there?

when we get there, we get there

alright,

I'm gonna check in with Wade

to see if he knows

what's going on

You gonna see Wade

in that glass thing?

what is it? a teleportation box?

it's a pay phone,

it's mostly for drug dealers and

fugitives from the law, which is us

stand in the car, and hide

anyone who are seeing you

fine

Okay, okay, that is

the coolest place on earth

but you have to stay in the car

be strong, be strong

Hello,

Green Hills police department

Wade it's me -hi, I'm so glad

that you've called

Some guys came

asking some questions

a little creepy,

kind of remind me of,

the guys of Men In

Black, but not as likable

or charming as Will Smith

wait, what kind of questions?

Questions about

Terrorism? I told them that, like

I've gone ice fishing with Tom,

He doesn't know

how to make a b*mb

he can't even think

like bait in the cold

Wade, listen to me,

this is very important,

don't tell them that we

talked, okay?

you know I think they already know

Mr. wachowsky

-Tom

I wanted you to

know, that the only

person who punched

me on the face,

was the school bully

He hit me in the cafeteria

causing a blind force contagion

to the soft tissues

surrounding my orbital bound

humiliated me,

in front of the entire school,

and you know what

I did in responce?

I assumeing that you reported

him to the principle's office

cause you know that kind of

behaviour is really

unacceptable -no

I tested world efficiency

Use technology for

solve inefficient efficiency

That's a straw for a year

And I never tried again

hey, hooray for me, huh?

No, because you're about to

become the bully, with the straw

I did not come for you sir

Hello? hello? hello, hello, hello?

I think actually he hung up,

because I noticed

the light isn't on

-thank you officer brainfart

can you give me a second,

I can get a outside line

-No don't be bothered

You just sit there and be you

useless

no one's gonna erase

my memory here?

I won't tell people about that

Okay, not exactly the

healthiest meal but,

Sonic

no, no, no, no, no, no, no

hi, old partner

I'm not your partner,

come on, we're leaving

but there is a top

zizzy top cover band,

you gotta see gotta see

their beards -we have

to catch them some other

time, let's go, get up

If we stay,

I promise I won't tell another

word for the rest of

trip, starting now

Welcome to the pissed and pipp,

what can I get you, fellas?

I want Natchoes,

and buffalo beef,

oh, and guak,

funny word, isn't it?

quack quack, guack Hey,

you know kids are

not allowed in here?

and what he's got on?

some kind of mask?

oh, he's actually 43 years

old, and, um

Suffers from a very

rare skin disease

That stuns his growth and

makes him like, like that

The face I was born with the

confidence I picked

up along the way

Make he's a melow yellow please

-ok

You owe me one

-I never sat in a bar store before

so squishy!

oh, look at this, it spins

Wow I feel sick!

you have fun?

and now check this off

your bucket list, huh?

big night for you

What's a bucket list?

uh, bucket list is, um

It's a list of things you wanna

do in your life, before you...

well kick the bucket -I've never

kicked the bucket either

oh, I gotta make my list

Uh, huh

uh hmm

Sonic, uh huh, uh huh

what? what's the matter?

-there's so much

stuff I've never done

and now I'm leaving earth forever

I guess I missed my chance

well, I guess this

is the kind of place

You could get a lot of living done

in a short period of time

I suppose we can

spare an hour -what?

you're gonna bucket

list with me?

sure, why not?

-You won't regret this

uh, I'm pretty sure I will

new high score

Yes

wait a second is

this bullmissing

a head or does it

have two butts?

it's easy

-ok

I'm a cowboy baby

I'm okay

yeah

Yeah, yeah, laught up

-nice work Romeo

huh huh, glad you have a good time

I am having a good time.

I'm having

the best time,

what could go wrong?

Uh

can we help you?

we don't like your

kind around here.

-our kind? what kind is that?

Hipsters

-huh, how dare you?

Hey you know what?

we were just leaving

anyway, aren't we?

there is not a problem

-no, no, no, it's ok

no, no, no, we're leaving

-I know exactly

how to handle this situation

pop quiz hot shot

You just picked to fight with a

poor little disguised hedgehog

Who's seen way too many cation

movies, what do you do?

what do you do?

Uh, am I crazy? it supposed to

break, right? ding, ding ding

break please,

break please bottle please

-uh, Sonic

nice going -thanks,

it's awsome, right?

alright, who's next?

Who wants some?

who do I get to beat up?

hey,

has anybody seen my waitress?

still waiting on

that buffalo beef

wow, you?

Really?

ollay

so, should we get out of here?

-Yeah, time to go

that was amazing,

oh wait a second,

did we pay our tip?

it doesn't matter

oh, watch this, watch this,

I always wanted to do this

-get them

-See you ya suckers!

I can't say for sure,

but I think they liked me

Oh yes, yes

-yeah, ouch!

he got you pretty good

-I'm alright, haven't hurt hardr

Did you see how much toilet paper I used?

the next person

that goes in that bathroom

will have nothing to wipe with

The floor was

sticky, the crowd was

rough,

and the odds were against us

but there was no stop in

Donut Lord and the Blue Blur

scratch another one off my list

You are a weird little dude

Okay

-so what do we gonna do now?

I'm gonna pass out watching TV

You should too

-but this is my last night on earth

I wanna soak up every last second

alright, well,

anything you can find to

do in this room,

you knock yourself out

good times!

oh, come on

That's awful, what did you eat?

I think it's called a chilly dog

maybe they wanna check your fur,

on that buddy

Hey, so what's this next planet

you're supposed to go like?

it's no worth, I can tell you that

there is no people,

just breathable

air and giant

mushrooms and stuff

well, why don't you

look at it this way

at least you won't

be the only fun guy

No, don't ever do that again

I liked it

I'm really gonna miss this place

I know I have to

leave earth to be

safe, But what if

Long Claw was wrong?

Maybe I could have a life here

alright, we should get some sleep

You sleep, don't worry about me,

I'm gonna stay up all night

Enjoying earth while I can

-Sure kid

cause we're on the road by eight

his name is Thomas Wachowsky

accused of committing

an active domestic terrorism

Wachowski is considered

armed and dangerous

any information regarding

he's where about should

be reported to local

authorities immediately

did he say where he was going?

Maybe

Maybe not, like I'll never tell you

stand down agent Stone

this well meeting

citizen obviously doesn't

understand the

urgency of the matter

really?

now, that's what I call

good cop, bad cop

lift yourself open

judging by the quickest

trip to San Francisco,

the approximate speed

of their vehicle

and local weather conditions,

they should be

right about

Here

That's brilliant sir

-Thanks

for nothing!

So what's on your bucket list?

-me?

Yeah, everyone has

a bucket list right?

-well sure, but

I mean you're the one

leaving earth, and

I'm not planning on

dying any time soon

oh, don't be so sure

Your best friend is a

magnet for danger -oh,

well now you're noting

youself as the bestie

-um, hmm, -I presume at least, I

mean, but no,

I like you, of course

but, you know we're

not best friends

You talked me in last night

fine, fine, fine,

best animal friend.

-that would be my dog Ozzy -Okay

let's drop this increasingly

humiliating topic of conversation

Bucket list, give it to me!

-Okay, there's one thing

in Green Hills I always felt

I don't know, like a babysitter

than a real cop, you know?

So I wanted a chance

to prove myself

on the real pressure,

I'm gonna move

to San Francisco,

become a street cop

And, I don't know,

see if all what it takes

what?

why, why is you're face doing that?

-You're leaving Green Hills?

oh, okay!

-But, but, but why?

Why would you leave Green Hills?

this may be hard for you

to understand but Green

Hills is a small town,

it's a very small town

it's not small,

there are hundreds

of people -that's a small

town, dude

It's a perfect town

and the people need you

please, I clean out the

gutters, I jumped surf

their cars they can

call anybody to do that

sure they can call

anybody, but they don't

They call you

any, many, money,

Mayhem

you're not making

any sense -would you

come down?

-you come from a great town

with great people

and by my count

zero bad guy's

trying to k*ll you

besides, what could be

possibly be more important

than protecting the

people you care about?

look, I get what..

yeah!

You know what,

I was wrong about you

you're not the Donut Lord at all,

you're more like

the Jerf Lord -have you noticed

the harpoon's stalking our dash?

Sonic -I was forced from my home

your home is perfect

and you're leaving it.

Why would you do that?

-you're firing!

oh, no, no, no, not again

hey, hold on!

-why?

-'cause we gonna to do this

Sonic!

Sonic!

guess I had a bonus life

huh!

oh yeah, baby,

Sonic won a big tank zero

I'm sorry,

did we get that on camera?

-how you're not dead?

I have no idea.

do you see me dancing?

-Yes, I see you dance

is that all you've got?

-no, but thank you for asking

Sonic

get back in the truck

-you go, I'll catch up

I think that tank just had a baby

incoming!

it's my turn

-you turn just has gone, it's mine

Hey stop fighting, or I'm taking

that thing away -yeah right dad

where are you going?

-just drive the car

I'll take care of this,

and if I don't make it

just ditch me,

you seem good at that

hey everyone, welcome back to my

life stream,

today we destroy robots

step one

Hey we did it

We did not do it

-Who is this guy?

ever wonder where you're

tastulers are going? -my turn

here, keep us going straight,

I put it in cruise control

I feel just like Vin Diesel

it's all about family, Tom

good suggestion,

roll up into a ball

and smash him with your body

-wow

Where did you learn how to drive?

-here

in this truck,

it's happenning as we speak

I can't reach it,

bring it closer -What?

bring it closer, hit the brakes

Oh you mean this one?

-the other brace!

Give me your big fat break!

oh, this one is

cute, let's keep him

oh, come on -how can something

so adorable be so terrible?

you've got car insurace, right?

buzz off!

That doesn't sound good!

-beeping is back, get rid of it

I'm trying -throw it out the

window, throw it any

where -I can't get it

off -alright pull it over

did I get it?

-no

here, hold still

-it's going, it's going

It's still here

get off me, nailed it!

Sonic!

come on, you're alright, wake up

wake up!

did we get them?

Oh no, there they are

they are real survivors, those two!

can we have a moment?

pin yourself to the wall

you know why I won't miss you

when you're gone?

Human beings are

unreliable and stupid

and I care very

little about them

But my machines are

diligent, relentless

They're everything to me!

interesting

alright buddy

You are gonna be alright,

you'll be alright

hey, is Maddie here? you don't know

- No, no, no, not today

-it's an emmergency

-goodbye, bye bye

-no stop, don't do that

please, Maddie!

don't do this, this is

important, wait - oh, my god,

- rachel let him in -I

am calling the police

now I am calling the

FBI, I am calling the CIA

- stop - I am calling someone,

I'm calling your

mother -okay got it

- Maddie can we just talk?

- alright, what's going on?

you're allover the news,

I've been trying to call you

I had to ditch my phone so they

could't track me -ditched it?

-track?

-uncle tommy

-JoJo, hey

Now your niece is an

accessary to trizon

no she's not -would

you calm down?

calm down? I will not calm down

-enough, enough!

-yes, calm down, stop talking!

No, no, no, Ozzy, please,

glad to see you no, no, no, no

Oh, good old lord, baby jesus!

What is that Tom?

is that plutonium?

is that e-mouse?

-Yes, it's plutonium

can we just please,

can we just go

into a room oh, stop it.

Ozzy, put it

this is why I told

you he was no good

I'm not engaging

-no, Ozzy quit it

it's open, no, it's unlocked

Ozzy no, Ozzy, no, no

oh, catch me Jojo

oh, thank god

can I take a glass of water?

I just thought you might lika a

latte with steam

duster and gold bulk

who do I look like? an imbecile?

Of course I wanna latte,

I don't have the way you make them

ready the prototype

with this kind of power my machines

can finally reach

their full potential

he's gonna be okay, Jojo

oh, thank god, he's

gonna be okay, right?

I don't know that Tom,

I don't even know what

am I looking at here?

-well, he is a hedgehog

or, so he says

-He talks? -almost constantly

holy -what?

-his pulse is super fast

well, that actually

might be normal for him

I don't know,

you gotta help him,

Maddie -I don't

know his physiology

He doesn't seem to have

any broken bones, he's just

really banged up

oh, look at his poor little feet

hang in there, buddy

you're gonna be alright

Jojo

I'm tied your mother, Jojo!

I'm tied, mammy! sweety!

Jojo

I have to go to the bathroom

He's gonna be okay, right?

-uh

I kissed no snap out of

this whole wake up soon

oh, sonic salts,

don't you have like

that smelling salts,

like for cats,

or para kits or something?

-No, they don't make

cat smelling salts

they should

-I have human smelling salts

In my human first aid kit

okay

Come on buddy

-oh, gotta go fast!

where am I?

What year is it? is barak

president?

- wow, buddy you're okay?

Calm down -oh, hi pretsa lady

-hi

Tom

yeah?

-can I talk to you please?

space hedgehog,

stay there, try to

rest -you got it,

I'm great at resting,

Still talking - oh,

first of all can we take a moment

To aknowledge how under

control I've been?

-amazing! -didn't freak out

-no -I'm totally calm

-Thank you!

Second of all

What the heck is going on?

is that leaking alien? -okay, so

remember the Crazy

Carl had always

going on about the..

-Blue Devil?

That's him, he's real

-yeah

What is he doing here?

what are you doing here?

-I liknna sort of

Shot our little blue friend with

your tranquil g*n -no!

you didn't

-I didn't mean to, okay, this is

kind of hard for me to explain

And this is gonna sound

a little bit crazy

He has to get to

the Trans American

building,

and I promised that I'll take him

-uh uh, aliens? Maddie

Your husband's lost his

mind, can use this as a

opportunity to leave him,

no one will judge you

so you're feet won't

get hurt anymore

Really?

-uh huh

No one's ever giving

me a gift before

I gotta check that

off my bucket list

alright, looking good

Okay

You said you wanna tell people

you're in real trouble, right?

well, that's what you're doing

the Blue alien hedgehogs,

and still countless people

right? -I think so too

-yeah -no thank

Okay

I love you,

did I tell you that already?

I don't deserve

you, you know that?

I know that!

So

You're supposed to be Tom's best

friend that he

won't shut up about

well I don't see the appeal

stop!

That is very gross

Hey - hey - so

my truck gets to run but

totally much toddled you

think your sister would

mind if we borrow her car?

You have got to be kidding me

she'll be fine!

-Yeah, let's do that

this is my house!

wow, wow, wow, no, this is my turn

and I corn around him

Sorry, and perfect park!

-what are you, crazy?

You really didn't hit?

Why did we let an alien drive?

-hey, I got us here,

and please 5 stars

So this is it?

-That's it, that's your pyramid

Wow! look at that thing

-What happens now?

Oh he's gone

-yep

No good, you need a special key

to get to the roof

What now?

Time for me to abuse

the power that is trusted by me

We gotta jumper on the

roof, gotta get up

there fast so we don't

have a parking grants

you came all the way from Montana?

Yep, that's how serious it is

okay

You just saved a life

How much longer?

I can't breath in here

Hello, anybody there?

do you have your child in that bag?

No, I mean yes, it's a child

but it's not mine

It's not your child?

Relax, I'm a cop, okay?

plus he likes in

there, don't you buddy?

Why would I like it in here?

this is worse

than the dark cage

you had me in earlier

such a kidder!

okay -no,no, no, i'ts going dark,

Is anyone there?

What were you keeping in this bag?

A jar of pickled farts?

alright, alright,

what are we looking for?

this

Okay what happens now?

-Now all I have to do is

Think where I want the

other end of the ring

to appeare and,

I throw it -so that's it?

We did it?

-Yeah, we did it

hey, sorry we didn't

get to do everything

in your bucket

list, pal -It's OK

I did the ones that

I needed the most

You two

are so cute like..

-oh, please, what? -we are not

We're not cute -we

are a couple of loose

canons just living

by our own rules

Exactly -Really? -Yeah

and our rules include

expressing heart felt emotions

-If you say so

Okay then

-alright

You gotta go, right?

-I gotta go -We gotta

go too.

-alright, I see, alright, bye bye

just, one more thing

I'm sorry I was so hard on you

I know it's a tough decision

for you to leave Green Hills

walking away from

something you care about

has to be painful

you mean actually you

really wanna go, huh?

I don't want to go

But I can't stay

As long as I'm here,

I put every one in danger

I can't do that

I just wanted you to know that,

these last two days

have been the best

two days of my life

you know I never thought I'd say

this, but I'm

actually gonna miss you,

you blue little devil

I miss you too Donut Lord

thank you

-For what?

for saving my life

Okay, did some one leave their

Find My Phone on?

Welcome to Sanfrancisco,

Mr. Watchosky

are you enjoying the clam jatter?

It's a government wack sharp

who keeps trying to k*ll us

Unsuccessfully. nice to you see you

by the way in comocon

-yeah, what are you wearing?

It's a flight suit

Designed to modulate my body

temperature, and reduce drag

yeah, and you still are in one

-huh huh good one

you are catching fire Thomas

Oh speaking of heat,

I see you've taken a lover

Does she have a

name or should we

just call her collateral damage?

Hey watch your mouth

or she will give you a little more

what I gave you earlier

I punched him on the face -oh,

he punched him on

theface, it was awesome

the time for talking is over

it's time to push

buttons -You're flying

exa pretty impressive,

Mr. egg man

but let's face it

you'll never catch me

-Confidence

a fool substitute for intelligence

That's not good

uh, Sonic

I know you got super speed and

everything, but Maddie and I?

totally defenceless,

probably gonna

blown up?

-pretty much yeah -yeah

Don't worry,

I know exalctly what to do

I was not expecting that

but I was expecting not to expect

something, so it doesn't count

no

Come on

wow, wow, wow, wow

no, no, no, no

Oh

hi Tom, glad you're here

could you some help?

old bezzy is about to give birth

-give me a minute

can I give you a

genius piece of advice?

Don't run

It'll only hurt more if you do

And it's bad for your joints,

they've proved it -alright egg man

You wanna get fast?

let's get fast

a hard what it is

That was ill*gal left by the way

So here we are again, we've been

through so much together

Now you understand

why there's a psychiatric robot

doctor chasing a super sonic

blue hedgehog

Wanna know how it ends? Yeah me too

How is this possible? no one's

ever caught up to me before

excuse mua mousio

here we go, room to open it up

I can't lose him

if you can't beat him, blind him

mask visual contact

You're not allowed up there

it's one of the 7 wonders

You are an astonishing

little creature

It'll be fun to take you

back to the lab, for a

litany and event base of

exploratory procedures

any last words?

quack, I like that word

I don't have to tell you say

it was made possible

You're being very selfish

who the hell do you think you are?

I'm the Donut Lord you son of a..

Auto pilot adjust

Why?

Why would you throw

your life away for this.. thing

that's why I don't have friends

Next thing you know, best friend

and there is a

wedding in the city

Like no one do better

anyway where were we? Oh yes

You were about to die

I'm sorry, Sheriff

hand our Blue Devil

who as everyone can see

he's a real creature

And not at all invented by me

Be careful -just let me

-Tom

I don't mean to be

indelicate here, but

Someone should get some ice,

keep the body fresh

He's just a silly little alien

He didn't belong here

That little alien

knew more about human

than you ever will

His name was Sonic,

this was his home

and he was my friend

He's all yours

everyone get back

I think you have something

that belongs to me

This is my power

And I'm not using it to run

away, anymore

I'm using it to protect my friends

now, you've done it

-guess what egg man

I'm not leaving earth, you are

Donut Lord

I told you got this

-hey, we got this

these belong to you

-Thank you very much

no more pushing people

out of buildings

You know I can't promise that

you did pretty good space hog

-Thanks Donut Lord

You're gonna have to explain

this Donut word thing

No, sorry, that's for me

and this little guy, right?

We got our thing,

you got your thing with your sister

Oh, my god, my sister

gotta go fast, gotta go fast,

gotta go fast, gotta go fast

Jojo, put out my feet bett

I think I'm getting

scared in some steps

We can never go back there

I mean are we?

couse it kinna feels like we're

home, right now

Really?

I kinna feel like

uh, I checked this

"save a life" box

off my bucket list

now all I wanna

do, is spending my

life with people

who I care about

I wanna check that box

okay, you're like that

alright everybody,

nothing to see here,

desperse,

just another ordinary day in

Green Hills,

Carl off your chain saw

come on, let's go

You act like you

never seen a fight

between an intergalactic

space alien

and a robot with a doctorate

You got enough there?

-Yes, mister manager

you need any more?

-you get that, boy

Mr. and Mrs. Watchosky?

Yes

I've token an appreciation

from your government

for keeping quiet about recent

incidents which never occurred

wow

I wonder what it is?

-money to fix house?

a letter from president?

-you'll see

Okay

olive garden?

-oh yeah

the way you said "you'll see"

made me think it was something

better than that thing we said

have you tried the

never any pass tible?

it never ends

-that sound fancy -um huh

well, thank you,

we appreciate the gesture

Hey I think we can close

file about robotic people

This disappears

I'm sorry but no

there is that person there

That's right -You've

never been connected

With aliens

Want to chat with him

you mean little blue people, no

That again

very well

-OK

Thank you

-great

yep

That's very possible

So you want to watch

a movie or something

Sorry, night school, you

must return to your cave

what? It's three afternoon

You know what you

become when you're

tired -me? I'm not like anything

You guys are so uncool

-Yeah, yeah, we know

hey buddy, where you going?

-you said

I have to go back

to my cave -we did

Oh my.. are you kidding me?

I can't believe it

How did you?

it's... it's all here

Look at this, are you kidding?

and the bean bench, no way

Oh, how did you get this?

I mean how you...oh

I love it, I love it,

I love it, I love it

well, welcome home

Thank you so much

oh, no, you don't

no second best animal

friend's allowed in my room

wait, what are you doing?

stay away from me, stop it

I'm warning you, I've got nunchakus

hey, stop, okay you can stay

My grasp insanity remains absolute

isn't that right, Agent Stone?

why don't you get a head start

Do some rock cognisance

rock cognisance,

come on, that's hilarious

What's the matter with you?

Here's the seach,

uninhabitable planet

no resources, no supplies

no apparent way home

a lessen man would die here

I'll be home by Christmas

rock cognisance

come on, cheer up!