Room on the Broom (2012)

[bunniefuu]

[soft rumbling]

[dramatic music]

♪

[air whooshes]

- [cackles merrily]

[birds chirping]
[snoring]

- [purrs, groans]

[meows]
[body thuds on ground]

[meows sadly]

[purrs]

[meows]

- [sniffs, yawns]

[head conks]

[wand clacks]

[ethereal shimmer]

HMM, HMM.

[cheerful harp music]

[yawns]

male narrator: [rhyming]
THE WITCH HAD A CAT...

AND A HAT THAT WAS BLACK.

- [meows]

narrator:
AND LONG GINGER HAIR

IN A BRAID DOWN HER BACK.

- HMM.
[laughs]

[liquid boiling,
bubbles popping]

- MM.
[cuckoo calling]

MM.

[liquid sizzles]

[bubbles popping]

- [gasps]
- [clears throat]

[upbeat orchestral music]

♪

- [groans]

[liquid bubbling]

- MM.

[cackles merrily]

- IGGETY...

ZIGGETY...

ZAGGETY...

ZO--
- [meows]

[expl*si*n]

- [growls]

[embers hissing]

- [cackles merrily]

[thunder rumbling]

[birds chirping]

[upbeat orchestral music]

♪

- [purrs]

[magical shimmer]

[dramatic musical surge]

[upbeat orchestral music]

♪

- [purring]

narrator:
HOW THE CAT PURRED.

AND HOW THE WITCH GRINNED...

AS THEY SAT ON THEIR BROOMSTICK
AND FLEW THROUGH THE WIND.

- [sniffs]

[cackling merrily]

[shouts with delight]

[crows cawing]

- [chuckles]

WHOO-HOO!

[booming footfall]

- [sniffing]

[sighs]

[bass voice]
WITCH.

[wings swish heavily]

narrator: BUT HOW
THE WITCH WAILED

AND HOW THE CAT SPAT,

WHEN THE WIND BLEW SO WILDLY

IT BLEW OFF THE HAT.

- AHH!
[hat whipping]

- DOWN!
narrator: CRIED THE WITCH.

AND THEY FLEW TO THE GROUND.

[tires screech]

- [smirks]

narrator:
THEY SEARCHED FOR THE HAT.

- [gasps]

[rumble]

HMM.

[squirrel groans]

[upbeat orchestral music]

[snake hisses]

[twinkles]

[gasps]

narrator: BUT NO HAT
COULD BE FOUND.

- HMM.

[rustling]

narrator:
THEN OUT OF THE BUSHES,

[dramatically]
ON THUNDERING PAWS...

THERE BOUNDED A...

DOG.

WITH A HAT IN HIS JAWS.

- [cackles merrily]

- [growls]

[chomping, growling]

[chomping and growling
continues]

[wand clanks down]

- [blowing]

- [whistles]

- [sniffs]

MM?

- MM-MM.

- [whines]

narrator:
HE DROPPED IT, POLITELY.

[upbeat orchestral music]

- [sighs]
- [laughs]

narrator:
THEN EAGERLY SAID,

AS THE WITCH PULLED THE HAT
FIRMLY DOWN ON HER HEAD...

- I AM A DOG,

AS KEEN AS CAN BE.

OOH.

[panting]

OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO.

- [gasps]

- [slurps]

IS THERE ROOM ON THE BROOM
FOR A DOG LIKE ME?

MM.

[flea squeaks]

MM.

- [gently]
OH.

YES!
narrator: CRIED THE WITCH.

- MM?

OOH.
[grunts]

[upbeat orchestral music]

- [grunting]

[hisses]

narrator:
AND THE DOG CLAMBERED ON.

- [grunts]

narrator: THE WITCH TAPPED
THE BROOMSTICK...

[cauldron clanging on ground]

- [meows]

[motor revs]
narrator: AND WHOOSH!

THEY WERE GONE.

OVER THE FIELDS
AND THE FORESTS THEY FLEW.

MM?
[gasps]

- OOH.

- [groans]

narrator:
THE DOG WAGGED HIS TAIL,

AND THE STORMY WIND BLEW.

- [growling]

OH.

[scoffs]

- [cackles merrily]

narrator:
THE WITCH LAUGHED OUT LOUD

AND HELD ON TO HER HAT.

BUT AWAY BLEW THE BOW
FROM HER BRAID JUST LIKE THAT.

- OH!

DOWN!
narrator: CRIED THE WITCH.

AND THEY FLEW TO THE GROUND.

[crows cawing]

narrator:
THEY SEARCHED FOR THE BOW.

[wand chiming]

- [rapid sniffing]

[hopping gently]

[sniffs]

[jingle]

[upbeat orchestral music]

♪

[wand chiming rapidly]

narrator:
BUT NO BOW COULD BE FOUND.

- [growls darkly]
[booming footfall]

- [sniffing]

[grunts]

[barking]

- [gasps]

- [panting]

[snickers and laughs]

[continues laughing]

[bird shrieks]

narrator: WHEN OUT FROM A TREE
WITH AN EARSPLITTING SHRIEK,

THERE FLAPPED A GREEN BIRD
WITH THE BOW IN HER BEAK.

- [inhales]

narrator:
SHE DROPPED IT POLITELY

AND BENT HER HEAD LOW.

THEN SAID, AS THE WITCH
TIED HER BRAID IN THE BOW,

- [clears throat]
I...

[clears throat]

I AM A BIRD
AS GREEN AS CAN BE.

[peeps]

[grunts]

[mumbles]
[crows caw]

[crows cawing]

[birds cooing]
HMM.

[wind whooshes]

- MM.

- [sobs gently]

- [clears throat]

IS THERE ROOM ON THE BROOM...

FOR A BIRD LIKE ME?

- [sobs]

YES!
narrator: CRIED THE WITCH.

SO THE BIRD FLUTTERED ON.

- [meows]

- [panting]

narrator:
THE WITCH TAPPED THE BROOMSTICK

- [grunting shakily]

narrator:
AND...WH-WH-WH-WHOOSH!

THEY WERE GONE.

OVER THE REEDS
AND THE RIVERS THEY FLEW.

- [panting]

- [squawks]
- OH!

narrator:
THE BIRD SHRIEKED WITH GLEE!

- [shrieks]

[shrieking]

narrator:
AND THE STORMY WIND BLEW.

[wind whipping]

- WHOO-HOO!

[cackles merrily]
[thunder rumbling]

narrator: THEY SHOT THROUGH
THE SKY, TO THE BACK OF BEYOND.

- WHOO-HOO-HOO!

narrator:
THE WITCH CLUTCHED HER BOW...

- [dog howls]

narrator:
BUT LET GO OF HER WAND.

- OH.

DOWN!
narrator: CRIED THE WITCH.

AND THEY FLEW TO THE GROUND.

[ignition turns off]

[broom thuds]

- WHOO!

- [groans]

narrator:
THEY SEARCHED FOR THE WAND.

[sheep baa]

HMM?
- [sheep baas]

- HMM? HMM.

[snaps]
- [grunts]

[sighs]

- HMM?
[grunting]

[giggles]

narrator:
BUT NO WAND COULD BE FOUND.

[worm murmurs]

[crows cawing]

[worm squeaks]

[dramatic musical surge]

- [growls]

- HMM.

- [calls]

MM?

- [snarls, growls]

[grunts softly]

narrator:
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,

FROM OUT OF THE POND,

LEAPED A DRIPPING WET FROG...
- [croaks]

narrator:
WITH A DRIPPING WET WAND.

- [gasps]

narrator:
HE DROPPED IT POLITELY,

THEN SAID WITH A CROAK,

AS THE WITCH DRIED THE WAND
ON A FOLD OF HER CLOAK,

- I AM A FROG...

[reed snaps]

[grunts]

[clears throat]

AS CLEAN AS CAN BE.

[toads croaking musically]

[fly buzzes]

[toad swallows]

- UGH!

[breathing vigorously]

- [whistles casually]

- [exhales]

[chuckles]

HMM?

- [whistles]

- IS THERE ROOM ON THE BROOM...

FOR A FROG LIKE ME?

- [inhales]
- [meows]

- YES!
narrator: SAID THE WITCH.

- [croaks]

[both grunting]

- [laughs nervously]

[both grunt]

- [groans]

[orchestral music]

♪

[finger squeaking
along broomstick]

narrator:
SO THE FROG BOUNDED ON.

THE WITCH TAPPED THE BROOMSTICK

[broomstick creaking]

narrator: [rising in pitch]
AND...WHOOSH!

THEY WERE GONE.

[all grunting]

- [cackles merrily]

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

[toads croaking musically]

- [deep groan]

[pond burbles]

[broomstick creaking]

- [yawns]

[all grunting]

- [shrieks]

- [sneezes]

- [groans]
- [shrieks]

- [snarls weakly]

- OOH!
[gasps]

[broomstick creaking]

[heels clacking]

[cackles merrily]

WHOO-HOO!

narrator: OVER THE MOORS
AND THE MOUNTAINS THEY FLEW.

- WHOO-HOO-HOO!

narrator:
THE FROG JUMPED FOR JOY...

- [croaks]
[broomstick cracks]

narrator:
AND THE BROOM SNAPPED IN TWO!

- [screams]
- [shrieks]

narrator: DOWN FELL THE CAT
AND THE DOG AND THE FROG.

DOWN THEY WENT TUMBLING,
INTO A BOG.

- [shrieks]

- [grunting]

[sighs]

narrator:
THE WITCH'S HALF-BROOMSTICK

FLEW INTO A CLOUD.

AND THE WITCH HEARD A ROAR
THAT WAS SCARY AND LOUD.

- [roars and snarls]

I AM A DRAGON,

AS MEAN AS CAN BE.

AND WITCH WITH FRENCH FRIES...

TASTES DELICIOUS
TO ME.

[roars]

- NO!
narrator: CRIED THE WITCH...

FLYING HIGHER AND HIGHER.

- [growls]

narrator:
THE DRAGON FLEW AFTER HER,

BREATHING OUT FIRE!

- [roars]

[roaring]

[all grunting]

- [sighs]

- [groans]
- [caws]

[crickets chirping]

- [scoffs]

[bug squeaks]

[melancholy music]

♪

- [meows]

[whooshing]

[tense music]

- HELP!
narrator: CRIED THE WITCH...

FLYING DOWN TO THE GROUND.

- [teeth snap]

[growls]
- HELP!

- [roars]

[clang]

- [meows weakly]

- [grunts]

- [purrs]
- HELP!

- [roaring]

- OH!

- [growls]

narrator:
SHE LOOKED ALL AROUND...

- [softly]
HELP.

[body hits ground]

narrator:
BUT NO HELP COULD BE FOUND.

THE DRAGON DREW NEAR
WITH A GLINT IN HIS EYES.

AND SAID...
- JUST THIS ONCE...

[chortles]
I'LL HAVE WITCH WITHOUTFRIES.

[chortles]

narrator: BUT JUST AS HE PLANNED
TO BEGIN ON HIS FEAST...

[bubbling]

FROM OUT OF THE DITCH
ROSE A HORRIBLE BEAST!

- [growling]
- OH.

narrator:
IT WAS TALL, DARK AND STICKY

AND FEATHERED AND FURRED.

IT HAD FOUR FRIGHTFUL HEADS.

IT HAD WINGS LIKE A BIRD!

- [gulps]

narrator: AND ITS TERRIBLE
VOICE WHEN IT STARTED TO SPEAK

WAS A YOWL AND A GROWL
AND A CROAK AND A SHRIEK!

[overlapping cries]

narrator: IT DRIPPED
AND IT SQUELCHED

AS IT STRODE FROM THE DITCH...
- [growls]

narrator:
AND IT SAID TO THE DRAGON...

all: BUZZ OFF!

THAT'S MYWITCH!

narrator:
THE DRAGON DREW BACK,

AND HE STARTED TO SHAKE.

- I'M SORRY.
narrator: HE SPLUTTERED.

- I MADE A MISTAKE.

IT'S NICE TO HAVE MET YOU,
BUT NOW I MUST FLY.

narrator:
AND HE SPREAD OUT HIS WINGS...

[overlapping cries]

AND WAS OFF THROUGH THE SKY.

THEN DOWN FLEW THE BIRD,
AND DOWN JUMPED THE FROG.

- [grunts]

narrator:
DOWN CLIMBED THE CAT AND...

- PHEW!
narrator: SAID THE DOG.

- HA.

[cauldron clangs]
- [croaks]

- [cackles merrily]

narrator: AND...
- THANK YOU! OH, THANK YOU!

narrator:
THE GRATEFUL WITCH CRIED.

- WITHOUT YOU, I'D BE
IN THAT DRAGON'S INSIDE.

[sighs]

- [purrs]

[all grunting]
- [cackles merrily]

[scrubbing, water trickling]

- [giggles]
- [sighs]

[moans]

- [sighs]

- [sighs]

- [sniffs and sighs]

[tender orchestral music]

♪

- [meows]

[cauldron clanks]

narrator: THEN SHE FILLED UP
HER CAULDRON...

AND SAID WITH A GRIN...

- FIND SOMETHING!

EVERYONE, THROW SOMETHING IN!

narrator:
SO THE FROG FOUND A LILY.

THE CAT FOUND A CONE.

THE BIRD FOUND A TWIG.

AND THE DOG FOUND A BONE.

THEY THREW THEM ALL IN...

- [sniffs]

narrator: AND THE WITCH
STIRRED THE WELL.

AND WHILE SHE WAS STIRRING,

[whispering]
SHE MUTTERED A SPELL.

- IGGETY...

ZIGGETY...

ZAGGETY...

ZOOM!

narrator: THEN OUT ROSE...

[ethereal shimmering]

A TRULY MAGNIFICENT BROOM.

WITH SEATS FOR THE WITCH
AND THE CAT AND THE DOG,

A NEST FOR THE BIRD
AND A POOL FOR THE FROG.

- YES!
narrator: CRIED THE WITCH.

AND THEY ALL CLAMBERED ON.

[both grunting]

- [giggles]

- [gasps]

[seat belt clicks]

- [slurps]

- [sighs]

narrator: THE WITCH TAPPED
THE BROOMSTICK...

[broom engine whooshing,
shimmering]

[water trickling]

- [shrieks]

- [laughs gently]

narrator: AND WHOOSH!

[upbeat orchestral music]

♪

THEY WERE GONE.