Keep your eyes out, he's
amazing.
We've got two in the trees.
[All shouting]
There he is, boys. Charge!
Incoming.
Maybe we should rethink this.
Stick around, guys.
He did this to me last time.
I told you guys.
Lucky shot.
It's not that hard. I can
show you. Just hold down "b"--
don't show them anything. You
are q, the best. You guys should
all kneel before this guy.
Do trolls have knees?
Where'd it go?
Should we go easy on them?
Beginner is written all over
their faces.
There's something on my face?
{\an7}[All scream]
{\an7}Multiplier?
Check it out.
This is the hardest trick to
do.
Whoo-hoo!
Oh!
Ha! You missed.
Here it goes.
Oh, no. Mommy!
Sorry, guys, you're...You're
all dead.
[All cheering]
{\an7}Quincy!
{\an7}Huh? Breakfast.
{\an7}Pancakes. No, waffles. Please
say waffles. Please say waffles.
What is it?
Waffles.
Yeah! Wendell?
Yeah?
Got to go.
Wait, wait, wait.
[Click]
♪ What time is it?
It's waffle time,
what time is it?
It's waffle time,
what time is it?
It's waffle time,
what time is it? ♪
Morning, dad.
What?! You're gonna be late
for work again.
Psh. Relax. Mrs. Chen and I
have an understanding.
Here's a little snack if you
get hungry.
He doesn't need any food, he
works in a restaurant.
Thanks, mom. You're the best.
Bye, dad. You're ok, too.
Go to work.
Go to work!
Love you.
[Horns honking]
Watch it!
[Tires squeal]
♪ Always the lucky one ♪
Did you guys order Chinese?
♪ See it on my face,
the days are so much fun ♪
Aw, dude.
He's just too good.
Dude, you are q.
♪ Always the lucky one,
always the lucky one... ♪
Deliver food, no play video
games.
{\an7}[Speaks Chinese]
{\an7}♪ Always the lucky one,
it always goes my way,
see it on my face ♪
Oh, yes!
♪ The days are so much fun,
always the lucky one ♪
[Grunting]
Honey, we need to talk! We're
not sure how to say this,
Quincy, but--
we're moving to Florida.
What?
Ow!
[Bell dings]
What do you mean we're moving
to Florida?
Sweetie, it's what the aging
do. We've found a wonderful
place called fancy acres. It's
got 2 pools and a golf course.
And no kids. Of any age.
But i--
Quincy, we're selling
the house. We have 30 days to
get out, and so do you.
What am I supposed to do?
Quincy, you got to get your
own place.
I don't want my own place. I
finally got this basement
looking perfect. I have very
specific lighting needs and
acoustics.
Look, Quincy, you've been
living here your whole life for
free. Didn't you save any money?
Yes and no.
Well, which is it?
Yes. I saved no money.
Come on, penny. Let's go.
Hey, hey. Come on. Wait,
wait. There's got to be some way
I can keep you from selling this
house. What if--what if I buy
it?
[Both laugh]
I'm serious. No, I'm serious.
How much?
Dollars?
I can't believe your parents
would do this to you. You are
a video game genius. You're
an artist.
I know. I know! Ahh!
I gotta go. I'm gonna freak out.
I'll call you later.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
I got it. I got it. "Black
hole." it's this new game.
They've got a big tournament to
coincide with the launch.
The history of the universe
is about to change forever.
The largest black hole in
the cosmos has created a portal
to a secret universe known as
dredakei.
This is awesome.
Has a new world been born, or
has an invasion begun?
Who do you believe? Whose butt
will you kick?
Grand prize--$175,500.
Are you kidding?
Mm-hmm.
I could pay off the house and
still have enough money left
over for that vibrating gaming
chair.
[Laughs]
Guess what's in the box. No,
you're wrong. Try $175,500. This
house is mine.
[Rock music playing]
[Knuckles cracking]
Ahh.
Let's take this puppy for
a spin.
What do we got here?
[Rapid beeping]
Cool.
Hey, how cool is this? Whoa!
Ok, what are we doing?
{\an7}Got you. [Grunts]
{\an7}Uh-oh.
Not the claws, dude! Huh?
Bad move.
Ha! Ha ha ha!
Dude, ow.
[Groans] Hey, that's my butt.
Yes! Come on, guys. This is
way too easy. I need some
practice here. Help me out.
Dude, why? You're gonna win
this contest.
We're just here to watch you,
man.
There's got to be someone out
there who can give me a workout.
I'm in my own gaming lair. I can
do this all day. All night. Oh,
is this prodigy afraid to get
his little hands dirty?
Hello? Your silence reeks of
cowardice. Allow me to give you
some deodorant.
What?
Check it out. Prodigy's,
like, good.
Oh!
[Beeping]
Who is this guy? Oh, come on.
Give me my targeting back. Give
me my targeting back. I can't
target. What the? Ow! Ok.
What the?
What? No, no, no, no. No way,
dude. My finger slipped off
the--oh!
Game over.
No! Rematch.
Oh! Think you're so clever? Get
out of this. Hey! That's
impossible.
Game over.
Here we go. Ok. All right.
No, no. Hey! What are you
do--aah! Aah!
Game over.
No! I am not playing this
stupid game ever again. Ok,
prodigy, look, everybody knows
I'm the best. And you're showing
a lot of potential. Why don't we
team up? Together we can
defeat--why won't you just talk
to me? Just talk to me, please.
What are you doing? No.
What did you do?
Wait. Aw, you put my head on my
butt.
Game over.
Who are you?
[Buzzer]
Mom, why are you doing
the laundry in the middle of
the night?
It's morning, Quincy.
The inspector's coming to
look at the house. It's time to
start packing.
I just don't get it. This
guy prodigy, he's terrorizing
me. He must cheat, because I
can't beat him. My life is over.
Look at this monster laughing at
me like something's funny!
What's so funny? I don't know.
Stop it! What?
Oh, he's not a real monster,
he's just some normal person out
there, like you, who enjoys
playing video games.
If I can find out who prodigy
is in real life, I can discover
his weaknesses, learn what makes
him tick, you know. Hey, do you
think you can find out where he
lives?
Oh, dude, yeah. Piece of
cake. All right, um, let me see
here. There's prodigy's I.P.
Address from "black hole." Hey,
you don't think this is a little
weird, tracking down some dude
in a video game?
[Fly buzzing]
Hey, he's not some dude. He's
my sworn enemy. He's trying to
take away my basement, my home,
my very reason for living.
Ok, ok, yeah, you're right.
All right, here it is. Oh, check
it out. 623 primrose Lane right
here in San Francisco.
Wendell.
Yeah?
Can I sleep on your couch?
Oh, no way. Oh! The mighty q
in my house? [Laughs] We're
gonna tear it up. I love this
plan!
♪ Mighty q in my house,
say what,
mighty q, he's coming-- ♪
[Duck quacks]
Bill, that's my lunch.
Attention! We have no ice
cream!
Honey, they don't have ice
cream.
Ask him if they have sorbet.
Do you have sorbet?
We have no ice cream.
[Ice cream truck music playing]
Q! Report to the ice cream
truck!
Yeah!
Get in! I can't stop!
Whoa! Whoa!
We will have gelato.
No ice cream!
He won't stop! Stop!
Ahh...you drive an ice cream
truck, people just make
assumptions. Hmm. Anyway...
Uhh! Ooh! Ha ha ha! The man,
the myth, the mighty q is in my
truck! I can't believe it!
Hey, good to meet you in
person, bro. Finally.
So, uh, what next?
Prodigy's house.
Wait, what? No, no, no. What?
We're going there right now?
Oh, yeah.
No!
Yeah! We're gonna use the
ninja's number one weapon
against it--the element of
surprise. It's stealth and--and,
like, fear.
Yeah.
Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice
cream! Ice cream! Ice cream!
Attention, kids, we have no
ice cream.
What?
Really?
We're all out!
Oh, man!
You stink, mister.
All right, time to meet thy
enemy.
Yeah, but what am I supposed
to say, "hi, I'm q, can my
Nemesis come out and play?"
You'll think of something.
If you need backup, call me.
You think I'll need backup?
No! You're q! You're
invincible!
Right, right. I'm q. I'll
think of something. No problem.
No problem.
Hi. I'm selling encyclopedias.
Just in case, you know, the
entire Internet breaks down.
Hello. Is the gamer of the house
home? Congratulations! You've
won a free--a free thing.
[Groans]
[Doorbell rings]
Mom! Your Internet date is
here! Come on in. She's not
ready yet.
Who?
My mom. You're her date,
right?
Game over.
Yes.
Right. She'll be right down.
Ok.
Don't steal anything.
I counted the silverware.
[Scoffs]
Why so angry? Take it out on
someone your own size.
Come on, dude. Ow!
That looked great. Thanks.
You think you can bring your
pathetic little game into my
house? Prodigy's coming for you.
Uhh...oh!
Ouch. I bet you didn't know
your hammer could fit up there,
did you? Ha!
Ooh...yaah!
Gaah...
[Cell phone rings]
Go for big dub.
Prodigy is a little girl.
I repeat, prodigy is a little
girl.
Yeah! That's the kind of
trash talk I want to hear.
Now kick his butt.
No! I mean literally!
No way. Girls are horrible
at video games.
I know! We have entered an
alternate universe and I want to
get out!
Hey, hey, hey, dude...
Uhh!
If you bail now, there's no
going back. You're on the inside
now. Know thy enemy.
What am I supposed to do?
She thinks I'm her mom's
Internet date.
Perfect. Perfect.
Take her out.
No. I am not going on a date.
I'm not good on the date thing!
Do you want to keep your
house or not?
Ohh! Aah!
Hold on.
Dude, we got a code red. I think
I see bachelor number 2.
[Panting] Wendell!
Wendell!
Hyah!
Hello.
Mi juh!
Excuse me.
Hadu kuh!
Please stop.
Huh.
Hyah!
So...
You do this a lot?
Online dating.
This is my first time.
My mom's the first person who
agreed to go out with you?
Of course not. Lots of women
want to go out with me. Ladies
love me.
So you're a womanizer.
No. What? Dude!
You're not my mom's type.
Well, what's your mom's type?
Rich. Handsome. Employed.
she met my dad. She turned them
all down.
Good to know.
I just don't want you to
waste your time or my mom's.
She works with surgeons, and
you're wearing a plastic
spongebob watch.
Don't you have anything
better to do, perhaps some kind
of video game that you have
special techniques for?
Hi! I'm Tracy. You must be
Brian?
Quincy.
Brian's my middle name. I use it
online for privacy purposes.
Why? So people can't track
down your criminal record?
Ha ha. Chris, be nice.
So, I will be home before 10:00,
and if you could just work on
your science project like you
promised, honey.
Why bother? I'm just gonna
get an "f" anyway. Ingleby hates
me.
Chris, sweetie, you remember,
you promised, right?
Fine.
Sorry. So, where are we
going?
Let's do this.
[Sound effects, indistinct song]
Aah!
You're too slow, man.
We need to set a perimeter,
re-engage via rear-guard action.
What?
We gotta go behind him!
Come on!
♪ Go, go, go, go, go! ♪
So you never told me what you
do for a living.
Sure I did. I mean, on my
profile.
No, you just said you're
doing what you love.
Behind you! Aah!
[Cell phone rings]
How was dinner?
Dude, she's asking about my
job. What do I tell her?
Ooh, job, job. Yeah, I'm on
it. Uh, for now, just tell her,
uh, you're a yoga master.
I don't care about any of
that. What is my job?
There you are!
Just on the phone with my
job.
You're a--a...
Home ec teacher?
I'm a home ec teacher?
Really?
You must love kids.
You know, seeing you sh**t all
those kids really made me
appreciate what you said earlier
about taking Chris' games away.
Sometimes you gotta be the
bad guy.
Yeah, well, it might actually
happen on its own. I mean, we
kind of have this deal. She gets
one more "f," it's no more video
games.
Hey, lady!
Oh!
You shot my date?!
Ha!
Nobody shoots my date!
Aah! I'll get you!
[Chuckles] Hmm...
♪ Come on, baby, come on,
come on ♪
Hey, look at you. That's
looking great.
Thanks. So, can I assume that
your date was sufficiently
mortifying?
Actually, it was kind of
fun.
You like him?
You would be surprised
sometimes who you end up
connecting with. You know, maybe
Quincy isn't as--as stylish or
as smooth or as handsome or
coordinated as the guys I
normally date, but, look, it
hasn't gone that well with them,
right? So...
So date the guy with the
fashion sense of cat barf.
Oh...you need more blue.
Ok, so he wears t-shirts. He's--
he's honest. He's not a poser.
He's kind of real.
As in not imaginary? Way to
set your standards high, mom.
All right, what do you think?
Yeah?
You are a fine artist of
underwater scenes.
Thank you. So are you.
That fish is amazing.
Thank you. Not a fish.
So I was thinking about, uh,
inviting him over for dinner.
You're kidding me.
[Horn blasts]
That was insane. Ha ha ha!
We're like two spies, you know?
Ha ha! And you--that must have
been terrible, to be stuck on a
date with the beast that birthed
prodigy.
Yeah, it was pretty...
Terrible.
You pulled it off, though.
And we've got our mission.
If prodigy gets another "f,"
it's sayonara to gaming, and my
basement is as good as mine.
♪ Life is good, my friend ♪
Hold on.
Whoa!
[Tires screeching]
Welcome to la casa de
Wendell.
What are you, James Bond?
Ha. More like double-l
awesome. Mm!
[Music plays]
Ha ha ha ha ha! Right?
Wow. This place is...
Wow...
Yeah. Well, let me give you
the grand tour. Over there we've
got the whole...
[Yawns loudly]
[Grunts]
Aaahh...i am tired. Can i--
is there someplace I can sleep?
Anywhere?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I got you.
This is all you. All right.
Uhh...uhh!
They told me it was a sleeper.
[Quincy snoring]
[Loud horn honks]
[Frantic quacking]
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
[Laughing] Oh, yeah.
Taking a little dip before your
first day, huh?
What are you talking about?
Your first day. You teach
home ec now, remember?
That was real?
[Bell rings]
You know, I'm amazed that we
were able to get a new home ec
teacher here on such short
notice. I had no idea that
Harvard had a Ph.D. program in
home ec.
Yeah. It's--it's upstairs
in the back of Harvard.
So, should we call you Dr.
Johnson?
Sure. That'd be fine. Dr.
Johnson.
[Cell phone rings]
Excuse me. That's Harvard.
Hello, Harvard?
Prodigy is in the building.
She's heading toward you.
Where are you?
Look out the window.
What are you doing?
I gotta get to work.
Rock the house, buddy.
What the--
[squeaking]
Just keep thinging.
Don't tell me.
You threw together your
presentation an hour ago.
How do you know? You don't
even know what this is.
Chris, if you plan on faking
your way through your
presentation tomorrow and think
you'll pass, you are sadly
mistaken.
Ok.
Ouch! Watch it. Walk much?
Sorry, Cindy. I didn't see
you standing there. Must have
been the glare from your ego.
Whatevs. Scurry on. And you
better be supporting me for prom
queen, freak.
Oh! So these are what have
been clogging up all the toilets
in the girls' restroom.
[Chuckles]
Don't laugh at her jokes.
Oh, I was laughing at
something else. So, hey, Chris,
what's up?
Not bad.
I mean, um, fine, you know...
[Bell rings]
Come here...
Cindy's a jerk. Don't let her
bother you.
Shut up, Sheldon.
Ok. Cool. Copy that. Hey,
I've been playing that game you
were talking about, "black
hole." you know, technically it
should be called worm hole
because--in the--I'm gonna go.
Yep. Bye.
Oh, good. Come on.
Uh, ok, class, this is your new
teacher, Dr. Johnson, who was
the personal chef to the queen
of Norway. I'm sure we're all
very curious to see how he does.
Ahem.
Hello, class.
You? What are you doing here?
I'm your teacher, here to
teach you about the economics of
the home.
[Students chuckling]
What are you guys studying?
Chris? Anybody? What unit--yes?
Well, we are--
Mr. Johnson.
That's Dr. Johnson.
Oh, you're a doctor now.
Just recently, yes.
Who plays laser tag?
Does anybody want to tell me
what unit we're on?
Poultry.
All right! Turkeys!
Chickens.
Chickens!
Right. You know what?
Every chef needs a good
assistant. So, Chris, why don't
you come up here and be mine.
Come right on up to the front.
Don't be shy. Come on.
Look at my welcoming hand.
Come on up. I don't bite.
And the chickens are dead.
So, Chris, why don't you show
the class how you prepare a
chicken.
Ok. I'll do that.
Ok.
Ok, right here.
First, you gotta stuff the
chicken.
[Students laughing]
Ah...excellent work, Chris.
Well, you heard her, class.
Everybody stuff your chickens.
Thanks, freak. The guts
are gonna ruin my manicure.
Uh, Dr. Johnson?
Yeah.
What now?
Now we have to...Tenderize
our chickens.
Just like that.
There you go.
There it is. Go ahead. Don't be
shy. You'll see. They'll be
nice and tender. Don't worry,
I'm a doctor. Ok. Yeah!
Get into it! Have some fun with
it. Nice! Yeah. There's the
beat. Yeah! We got a little song
going.
♪ What time is it?
It's chicken time,
what time is it?
It's chicken time,
what time is it?
El pollo time,
what time is it?
Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!
What time is it?
It's chicken time,
yo, what time is it? ♪
Uh, time to tenderize the
meat.
Wrong! What time is it,
Chris?
Get a life.
Ok. What time is it? You!
♪ It's chicken time ♪
Yeah! ♪ what time is it? ♪
All: ♪ it's chicken time! ♪
♪ What time is it? ♪
♪ It's chicken time! ♪
♪ What time is it? ♪
♪ It's chicken time! ♪
♪ Put your wings in the air ♪
♪ it's chicken time ♪
♪ and wave 'em like you just
don't care ♪
♪ it's chicken time ♪
Dr. Johnson!
Oh!
[Groaning loudly]
Hey.
Teaching is exhausting. You
have to know things, which is
very difficult for me. I hit a
guy in the face with a chicken.
A raw chicken.
All right, relax. Relax!
I've got the supplies. I've
located our target. Tonight we
take down prodigy.
Mmm. Blow it up. Blow it up.
Aah! You gotta warn me.
Sorry.
Right there.
Ah. ♪ can someone say
summertime? ♪
Shh! Just hurry up.
I need to learn how to make a
reduction sauce. You know, I
don't know why I never learned
how to cook when I was at home.
I actually kind of like it.
Shh! Oh, uhh!
[Bell rings]
[Students murmuring]
Ok. Let's see who our first
victim...is.
Given that Ms. Saunders has made
a mess of my classroom with her
"project," she's first.
Students: Ooh!
Subject.
The effects of pollution on
the ocean.
Not very interesting.
Continue.
The chemical reaction of the
baking soda and the vinegar
will mimic the damaging effects
of trash and acid rain on the
ocean and...
And--and what?
Basically show how the world
might end?
Behold.
All right.
[Bubbling and rumbling]
Whoa!
Oh! What the heck?
Boo-yah!
[Shouting and laughter]
Oh, my god.
Everybody file out and...
[Indistinct]
Everybody file out now!
[All shouting]
Everything is under control!
[Shouting and laughter]
Make your way to the exit!
Don't fool around!
Everybody stop fooling around!
Don't eat the bubbles!
Oh, my gosh.
Everybody to the exits!
Whoa!
[Students laughing]
Where am I?
[Both laughing]
You can't qualify without a
computer.
Did somebody say flunking?
I get to keep the house!
[Both laughing]
[Horn honks]
Quincy?
Uh, Tracy?
Hey. Who's this?
Eh...my name...
Go clean the windows.
Yes, Mr. Quincy.
What are you doing here?
Well, picking up Chris from
school. What are you doing here?
Oh! I teach here. Home ec.
You're--
Chris and I were stuffing
chickens just yesterday.
Wait--my Chris?
She's in your class?
How's--how's that?
Wonderful.
Good! Great!
Yeah.
So, home ec, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Did I ever tell you I make
a mean coq au vin?
I love anything with cocoa
in it.
[Laughs] You're funny.
Maybe I'll make it someday.
You know? Invite you over.
[Students shouting]
Honey, are you ok?
No!
What happened?
Was that Mr. Ingleby's class?
Did you just come out--
yeah.
Is he ok?
I don't know. They can't find
him.
Saunders!
Oh, no. He's gonna k*ll me.
Finally.
A student who cares!
[Coughing]
A-plus, Ms. Saunders!
That's impossible!
To deny!
That's science, you wimps!
Science!
Honey, what happened in
there? An a-plus? Aah!
Oh! Oh, mom, promise I can
qualify for "black hole" now.
No more ifs.
Uh...well, no, if--
yes! Ohh! I'm so gonna kick
butt on Friday night, and then I
am going to win. 175,000 and 500
dollars! 175,000 and 500
dollars! 175,000 and 500
dollars!
Hey...
[Indistinct] It's ok.
Great.
Aah...
[Pretending to sob]
We're finished! Prodigy's gonna
qualify tomorrow night with her
eyes closed!
Oh, come on, get a hold of
yourself.
Aah!
There was a straw in that!
Who set 4 world records in
one week? Whose very first game
console is bronzed in the video
game Smithsonian?
There's a video game
Smithsonian?
No, but if there was, there'd
be a giant statue of you
outside. You're q! You're gonna
let yourself get beat by some
little girl?
[Quacking]
Whoa!
Aah!
That's it! What is the one
thing you absolutely need to
qualify in this tournament?
Hands.
No.
Hands...
No.
Uh, head.
No! Power!
Oh.
The qualifiers are online.
Prodigy's got a one-hour time
slot to get 100,000 points,
right? We sabotage her then,
she's toast.
But we would need to get to
her computer.
Mm. It's a good thing one of
us has been invited over to her
house for dinner.
Ahh....
Me.
All right. I'm on "black
hole." we'll see her the second
she starts playing. Put this in
your ear. Is it working?
I don't know.
Testing! Testing--
aah!
Can you hear me?
[British accent] Hello there.
Welcome to the Saunders
residence. I'm Christina
Saunders. My, what lovely
flowers. I just love flowers.
And sunbeams and candy and
ponies as well. Come on in.
[Loses accent] Was I nice
enough?
Oh, yes, thank you.
Hi. Oh! Look at this. It's so
nice. You brought--
energy drink.
The guy at the gas station
says it's really good.
What, are you guys going to
the gym?
I'm so glad you came over.
Thank you.
I did make coq au vin just like
I promised. Um...Ok.
Hey, make yourself comfy.
Oh, I'm so comfy already.
Don't get too comfy.
Christina Jane, what did I
just say?
Dude, you gotta see this
place. I feel like I'm in a
perfume commercial. I think this
might be an actual romantic
date.
Dude, no! Are you serious?
Oh, I'm talking candles
serious. Is this normal?
Work with me. Can you put
that bread in the oven?
Yes.
Oh, I'm freaking out.
I'm freaking out.
Here, here, look. Just calm
down and just focus on the
mission.
Focus. Focus. Focus.
Focus on what?
What? Nothing. I was just
noticing these apples.
[Crunch]
Those are wax.
I know.
Good luck with the chewing.
I'll be upstairs making history.
Uh, I am sorry about Chris.
You know, she does mean well.
That's too bad she can't join
us. She's such a joy.
[Laughs] Well, that's nice of
you to say, but she has locked
herself in her room tonight to
play some game, which I'm afraid
is rotting her brain. But at
least we will have some private
time.
You know, you could tell her
to watch television instead.
It's much better for you.
Dude, she's up to 3,000
points. Find the fuse box.
On it.
Huh? I'm sorry. Babbling.
Um, anyway, sit down. You must
be starving.
That's how I rule.
[Video game sound effects]
[expl*si*n]
Yes!
Ohh...ha.
Yeah, you know, I worry about
Chris sometimes. It's just...
That she doesn't have a social
life or that she's pushing her
friends away.
You know, I never got a
knife.
Uh, you did. It's right
there.
I mean, like a steak knife,
so I can really cut my food.
Ok. Um, I'll be right back.
Ok.
Go, go, go, go! Come on!
I mean, she's not even
interested in the least in
going to proms.
Oh! Whoa, whoa! Where are
you? What are you doing?
What's going on?
Power.
[Power shuts off]
What?
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Turns out it's the same night
as some gaming tournament.
Can you believe that? I mean,
it's the prom. Oh. Anyway, let's
have a toast.
Mom! The power's out in my
room!
Oh, can you fix it?
What do I look like, an
electrician?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Ok, why don't you take my
laptop from the kitchen.
Kitchen. Hey, kitchen.
Fine.
No, don't let her use the
laptop! Dude, break the laptop!
And throw the laptop out the
window!
I totally forgot what I was
going to say.
How about a toast?
Get to the laptop!
To the guy at the gas
station. This stuff is awesome.
[Clink]
Dude! She's at 75,000.
Get her off the net!
So you have this really clean
house, a full-time job saving
lives. You're a better cook
than my mom. You're, like...
Perfect.
Oh, thanks, but I'm not
perfect.
Come on. Find the wireless
router and do it!
Shh.
I didn't say anything.
[Timer dings]
Ohh. Sorry. The bread.
Excuse me.
Ohh!
Aah!
What? What are you saying?
Are you crying?
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Anyway, I am so not perfect,
you know? I--i work too much,
I would love to spend more time
with Chris, but I just feel like
my life is one interruption
after another.
Is the bathroom down the
hall?
Yes. Just down on the right.
Router! Router! Router!
Wow. Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Router. Router. Router.
Router!
Ooh! Ooh! Ah ha ha ha ha!
Flush. Flush. Flush.
[Crash]
Ooh!
Hmm.
[Toilet flushes]
[Groans]
Are you ok?
Yeah. Yeah. You are just so
beautiful, you have literally
taken my breath away.
Oh, dude, please.
I don't think anyone has said
anything that nice to me
since...since I was prom queen.
Mom! Our Internet's down!
So?
So I only have 10 minutes
left on my time slot.
Uh-huh, well, isn't it
wireless? Maybe you could borrow
it from a neighbor or...
Actually, that's a really
good idea.
That's genius! Thanks, mom!
You keep your hands to yourself.
She's a lady.
[Sighs]
Dude, she's back online.
She's on the front stoop.
She's about to qualify.
Both: Ahh.
Uh, please. Just...
Hello. I can hear you
breathing.
What I have been trying to
get at is...You are different
than, well, anybody I've ever
met.
Really?
Oh, fine. You want me to do
this myself? Fine. I'll shut off
the power myself, and you just
keep staring into her beautiful
azure eyes.
You're smart.
You say weird things, but
they're funny.
Come on, you guys, i'm
playing with one hand here.
One hand. Come on.
You listen, which is huge.
Sayonara, sucka!
Prodigy, you have qualified.
Aah! Uhh!
What was that?
Chris, probably.
[Coughing]
Whoo!
Hmm.
Anyway...this is--this is
crazy, but...
I think I, um, like you.
You...
Yes! I qualified!
Mmm!
Were you guys about to kiss?
No.
Gross.
[Chewing] Mmm! Good carrots,
mom.
Well, I guess it's, uh...
It's getting pretty late.
Yeah. I should probably go.
Um...oh, I should really go!
Aah! Thank you for dinner!
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
What?
minutes left to qualify!
How could we let this happen?
We?
I couldn't help it.
You should have seen her.
You know in comics, when they
draw, like, catwoman, and you
think, no girl can look like
that. She looked like that.
Online!
[Video game song plays]
Whoo!
[Grunts] Yeah!
Miss!
Aah!
Boo-yah! Whoo!
Aah!
You can't find me!
Look out for the eba. His
b*ll*ts form a shell around you
and then you're toast.
How do you know that?
I qualified this afternoon.
What?!
Check this out.
♪ Go, go, go, go ♪
[Roar]
That's you!
That is a cool avatar.
Whoa!
Easy, Wendell. Oh!
You almost got me.
You got really good at this.
What do you think I've been
doing while you've been off
fraternizing with the enemy?
[Video game song continues
indistinct]
Hyah! I've almost got it!
Q, you have qualified.
Whoa! I was close.
I feel like I'm losing my chops.
Yeah. That's because it's
"know thy enemy," not "make out
with thy enemy's mommy."
Love and gaming do not mix.
That's it.
Love and gaming don't mix.
That's how we take out prodigy!
Prodigy is a k*ller, sure, but
Chris has the same weak spot as
any teenage girl.
She likes unicorns.
No. Love. Boys.
We need to make her lose her
edge the way Tracy's made me
lose mine. That is, if I were
someone capable of losing their
edge. I still got it. You can
see that. The score speaks for
itself. Look, the very thing we
need to make this work is in a
few days.
What?
The one thing any normal girl
can't resist.
Ha ha! Unicorns! Yeah!
No. Mm-mmm. The prom.
It's the same night as the
tournament. We are getting Chris
Saunders a date to the prom!
♪ Go like this,
ooh! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Oh! Forget it!
Ooh, ooh, oh, oh,
ahhh...ha ha! ♪
I'm sure you're all wondering
why I called you here today.
Who here is ready to take the
incredible and charming Chris
Saunders to the prom?
[Boys murmuring]
Huh?
[Boys murmuring]
I'm outta here. I'm outta
here.
[Boys continue murmuring]
What does this mean? Does
that mean yes?
[Cell phone ringing]
Hey, mom.
Hi, sweetie. These dolls of
yours, can I remove them from
their boxes? They take up less
space that way.
No! No, no, no! Do not take
them out of their boxes. That
ruins their value. And they're
not dolls, mom. They're
collector's items.
Honey, we need to start
packing your stuff. A nice
family wants to buy our house,
and we might have to be out in a
week.
Tell him I'm gonna throw all
his toys in the wood chipper.
No, no, no, no! No, no, no!
I'm going to get the money for
the house. I swear! Don't--
I just--my plan hit a few snags,
that's all.
[Bell rings]
Ok, class, today's lesson--
fortune cookies. We're good.
Hold up.
[Laughter]
Sorry about that.
Now. Whoa! Sheldon.
Now, I have studied these
rare--[gags]--
desserts for years now.
We start with our pencils,
paper, icing and cookies.
Sheldon! Stop it. Write a little
fortune on a piece of paper.
Really, really small that you'd
like to hear.
Think of a good one.
You jam it in your cookie,
boom, you got a fortune cookie.
Let's get started.
[Indistinct chatter]
Oh! Sorry.
Ash?
[Indistinct chatter]
Zastrow, knock it off,
man.
Sorry. [Chuckles]
[Laughs]
Um, Dr. Johnson? Chris took
my fortune cookie
and I want it back.
[Laughter]
Freak.
[Laughter]
Hmm.
Am I in trouble or what?
No. Although you may get lead
poisoning from eating that
note. Or maybe super powers!
Well, shows what you know,
because pencils are graphite
now, and lead stops super
powers.
Thank you.
I'd do it again, you know.
You'd eat more notes?
Yes.
You really like
Chris Saunders.
No.
No?
I love her so much,
I could barf out my heart.
That's great! Really gross,
but great!
Hey, why don't you ask her
to the prom?
Me?
Ash, she really wants to go.
Unlikely. She has her big
tournament that night.
Her mom will make her go.
But it'll be better if she wants
to go. So we're going to need to
increase your cool quotient
by at least 50%.
Right now you're at zero.
Except you can't do that,
'cause by definition, any
percent increase from zero
is infinite.
All right. Girls expect
lines. And who knows more about
romance than the Internet?
Ok. Let's give a couple of these
a try, shall we? Go ahead.
Uh...are you from Nashville?
Because you're the only ten
I see. I don't get it.
You're calling her a ten.
It's a compliment.
But she was born in Oakland.
It's geographically inaccurate.
Next one.
If I could rearrange
the alphabet, I would put
"u" and "i" together.
How would that...
The letter "u" is you!
Well, not you, her. Never mind.
Keep going. Put a little emotion
into it, huh?!
Baby, was your father
a thief--
what?!
Because he stole the stars
and put them in your eyes.
I'm not comfortable with
the criminal motif.
No talking in the library.
Ooh!
[Crowd cheering on computer]
Ah! Ok, on a football team,
not only do you immediately
get tons of friends...
Right.
But you get a cool nickname,
like "shell-mageddon" or
"shel-shock"!
But I don't know any of
the rules.
That's what the refs
are for. Just run fast.
And when they come for you,
slam on the brakes. And they'll
fly right by you, just like
in "top g*n".
Well, what's "top g*n"?
You've never seen "top g*n"?!
No talking in the library!
Ha ha, you missed!
Whoa!
[Indistinct chatter]
[Whistle]
[Groaning]
Oh!
Well.
Hmmph!
I don't know, Dr. Johnson.
She--she's pretty intimidating!
No, no, no, come on. Sheldon,
listen, listen, listen.
Take a knee, come on.
There was a boy I once knew.
He had a crush on this girl,
and he wanted to ask her to
the prom so badly,
but he was nervous.
So what did he do?
Well, one day he saw her
sitting in the cafeteria,
eating fish sticks
and being awesome.
And he realized something--
it's just 7 words. "Would you go
to the prom with me?" 8 little
words, what stood between him
and happiness. So he pushed
the fear down and said
the words.
And she said yes?
She, uh, jammed the fish
sticks in my nose.
Everybody laughed.
And this is supposed
to inspire me?
I'm just saying that's not
going to happen to you! Now go!
Whoo!
[Indistinct chatter]
[Whistle]
Hi.
You're trying out
for spring training?
Are you from Nashville,
'cause you're the only ten
I see.
I don't get it.
Well, um, Chris, I...
Would you, um, go to the--
ohh!
Hey, look. Someone farted
in a football uniform
and now it's talking. Ha ha!
Oh-h*!
Oh!
Stop, you're hurting him!
Zastrow!
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Oh, you know, I was having
a bit of fun.
Yeah, looks like Sheldon's
having a blast.
Hey, you guys want to see
if I can punt him through
the uprights?
No. I don't.
Hey!
Whatever you say, mom.
[Laughs]
Are you ok?
Are you ok?
Oh, my gosh, jinks.
Well, there's underwear in
places where underwear does not
belong, but I'm ok.
Ok. Well, you take it easy,
buddy.
[Indistinct shouting]
You gotta catch that, man!
I got it, man!
[Whistle]
Whoo!
Go, Sheldon! Go get 'em!
Whoo!
[Whistle]
All right, go shel-shock!
[Breathing heavily]
Oh, no!
Shel-shock, shel-shock,
shel-shock, shel-shock,
shel-shock, shel-shock,
shel-shock, shel-shock,
shel-shock, shel-shock!
Yeah! Yeah, go shel-shock!
Oh! Ah!
Oh-h*!
[Groaning]
Ash mcvee? Uh, are you nuts?
Oh! [Sighs]
Chris won't go the prom
with just anyone. She's fixated
on this guy for some reason,
so he's our only hope.
You know, our only hope
is for you to practice.
Christina Jane.
What are you doing on here?
You've got a math test tomorrow.
What happened to taking down
your sworn enemy, who's trying
to take away your only reason
for living?
Look, the plan is to get
Chris on ash's radar. He will
ask her to the prom if we make
her seem cool.
Oh, oh, like how you made
Sheldon seem cool?
Shut up.
[Telephone rings]
Hello?
Oh, hey, Chris!
Hey, Quincy.
I mean, Dr. Johnson.
My mom's not home,
what do you want?
Uh, are you playing a video
game?
No. That's the echo
from the video game that you're
playing.
I'm not playing a video game.
I'm studying for my math test.
Does your math book have
explosions coming out of it?
[expl*si*n]
Ok, fine. I'm taking a break
so I can t*rture this one guy
who's supposed to be some big
cyber-stud. This guy hasn't
beat me once!
Maybe he's just going
through a slump.
[Laughs]
It's actually kind of sad.
I mean, this guy has no life.
You can hear him arguing with
his dad. Can you imagine living
at home as an adult?
Maybe he likes
living at home.
Well, that's even sadder.
That he doesn't know how lame
he is.
Yes! Q dies again! Whoo! Yes!
Ohh.
Uh, you know, Chris,
you and I aren't so different.
You may find this hard to
believe, but when I was younger,
I wasn't that cool. In fact,
I was once voted most likely to
be stuffed in a urinal, so.
What's your point?
I think you should try
and talk to ash.
Why would I talk to him?
Because you like him.
No, I don't.
How do you know?
Because I happen to be
a cool, non-lame adult with
a life who knows stuff.
It doesn't matter.
He's got a girlfriend.
Who, Cindy?
She's no competition.
Are you nuts?!
She's lettered in 3 sports.
Her grandfather invented
the weed whacker, so she just
gets to go skiing all the time.
Yeah, but she's also shallow
and petty and mean. And you are
smart and talented and creative.
You just have to meet him
in your element.
Want to give it a shot?
And just how do we do that?
[Indistinct chatter]
Ok, who's ready for
a field trip?!
Me! You may have actually
done something cool for once.
Thank you. And remember that
the lovely and talented Tracy
is your chaperone for the day.
I don't remember bringing
home a permission slip for my
mom to sign for this trip.
Well...
You did.
Ok, here we go!
[Cell phone rings]
Dude, I've got a brilliant
plan to take down prodigy.
We build a robot! We send it to
prodigy's house. At the same
time she opens the door,
we release the duck, distracting
her, and then the robot emits
a magnetic pulse--
that sounds ingenious,
Wendell, but I've already got
a plan underway here.
What? Why didn't you
invite me?
Look, I gotta go, Wendell.
I'll fill you in later.
Oh--
[dial tone]
Ok.
[Duck quacking]
Mm-hmm.
This is hard!
Do you guys mind
if I join you?
Chris, hey, yeah. We're just
figuring out teams.
Yeah, you can have the girl.
So, wait, you aim this thing
at the screen, right?
Uh, yeah.
[g*ns clicking]
[g*nshots]
How'd you get so good
at this?
We had a zombie infestation
in our yard last year.
Come on, man. She's like
a professional.
We could switch up teams
if you want.
Yes!
Oh, no way, ok? You had
your chance. She's mine.
You know, there's one game in
here where I can really pull
my own weight, though. You want
to really bring down the house?
So you're a prom queen
and a pool shark?
Yep. I can even play
in a gown.
So, you having fun?
Uh-huh. Mind if I beat you at
something invented after
medieval times?
♪ Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa
whoa, whoa,
you were talking to her
but messing with me,
it's finally clear you're
blurring the lines,
are you disturbed?
Well, now you care,
why do you race through
my red light?
Can't understand,
I floated down for you,
tell me how you can sleep,
how can you breath,
baby, tell me how,
how do you love me now?
Tell me how-- ♪
Cindy!
[All groaning]
Oh, I'm so sorry. I must have
tripped over the power cord.
You did not seriously
just do that.
Come on, the jalapeño poppers
are here.
Yeah, well, I've lost
my appetite. Thanks.
[Indistinct chatter]
Now, in this game, speed
is your friend. And you can
control speed with this little
thing, called throttle.
Oh, hey, why don't you
eat my dust?!
Ahhh!
Ha ha, see ya!
Slow down! Brake, brake!
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Don't touch
my brake! Oh! Oh!
Hey! Keep your hands
to yourself!
Ha ha! See you later!
No!
Whoo!
Hey. Uh...
Do you mind if--
yeah.
Ok.
You know that Cindy only
picks on you because she's
scared of you, right?
Of me? Why would Cindy
be scared of me?
Because you are the only
person who stands up to her.
And she hates it.
She does?
Yeah, you know, it's weird.
I don't even think Cindy likes
me very much. She, you know,
only ever talks about herself,
and we never do anything
together as a couple.
You know, I've had more fun with
you in 2 hours than I've had
in 2 months with Cindy.
Truth is...
I think we've been done
for a while.
So, uh...
Do you want to go?
Sure.
Where do you want to go?
No, I mean to prom.
Oh! Oh!
Are you serious?
Yeah. Do you already have
a date?
No! No, no, no.
It's just, won't Cindy
go nuclear?
Honestly, as long as there's
a warm body in a tux for her
pictures, she'll hardly even
notice.
Yeah! Yes!
No!
Oh, I won! Man, I want one
of these in my house!
Oh, good idea.
Very practical, that's great.
Cheater.
Man, being with you makes me
feel like a teenager again.
That's weird.
You make me feel like a
grown-up.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
Did my mom kick your butt?
That she did.
She has mad skills.
Hey, where's ash?
He had to go.
Oh. Oh, no, honey,
I'm sorry.
No, it's ok. I'm going to see
him again Saturday at prom.
Good. Wait? What? What?!
He asked me to prom!
Oh!
He asked me to prom!
Don't tell anyone I did this.
He asked me to prom!
Ok, we need to celebrate.
This calls for pie. My baby
is going to her first prom.
Oh! I can't believe I'm not
freaking out about missing
the tournament, but I'm not.
Yeah, and you're only missing
one. There's plenty more.
Really?
Yeah. I bet if we look
online, we'll find tons of
tournaments.
Ah, check it out.
Look. No problem.
That's good. Uh, so...
Was that you?
No. Yeah. I don't know,
the Internet's crazy, right?
The whole thing's a fad.
Let's go get some lemon meringue
pie. Right, it's like a lemon
that makes you want to meringue.
Please don't.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
Q? That's you?
No, hold on. Hold on.
Before you jump to any
conclusions...
No. No, you just--
Chris, it's not what you
think--
why don't you stop talking?
Ok, ok. A few weeks ago,
I didn't know how to beat you
in the game, and I really needed
to win the tournament to buy my
parents' house. So Chris, I know
what I did was wrong, but
everything I said to you
and your mom is real. Hi!
I don't know what you heard,
but it's not what you think.
Really? So you didn't do all
of this just to win some
video game?
It is what you think.
You need to get out
of this house now.
Ok, so--
Quincy, get out!
I'll go, I'll go.
I'm sorry.
Ash doesn't even want to go
to prom with me, does he?
No, Chris. He really, really
wants to go to the prom with
you. That is real.
I don't know what to believe.
But I do know that I am going
to destroy you. I'm going to
obliterate every pixel of you so
badly in the tournament that you
won't even be able to play
another game ever again.
And if you thought you were
a loser before, you just wait.
You idiot!
They hate me now!
I can't believe that you had
my only rival on the ropes,
and you blew it.
What do you mean, your rival?
You really think I qualified
for the tournament just so I
could tag along and watch you
win? Newsflash, Einstein.
While you've been out playing
El romantico, Wendell's gotten
good. Real good.
You're betraying me?!
No, no, no! You betrayed
gaming.
The old q would never have let
this happen. But that q died
the second a girl kissed him.
You think I like being sidekick
guy? Saturday night, Quincy's
reign will end, and the age
of Wendell will begin.
So...i get that we're enemies
now.
Mm-hmm?
Can I still sleep here?
I don't really have any other
place to go.
Yeah, no, you should go.
Oh!
Wow!
Mmm. My bad.
Really turned out to be
a jerk, huh?
You know, I'm just as
surprised as you are.
[Music playing]
Is he dead?
Kick him again.
Hey!
Go to school.
Get a job!
Oh! Oh! Whoa!
[Laughter]
We love you, prodigy.
You're going to totally rock
the house Saturday night.
Q and prodigy are going
to, like, duel, right before
the tournament.
No, we're not.
I come in peace.
[Laughs] Wuss!
Can you turn on your headset?
I just want to talk for one
minute. Please?
Hey, library computers
are for research.
One minute. Clock's ticking.
Prodigy's a chick? No way!
Ahhh!
Anyone else have a comment?
No, backing away.
You need to know that ash
asked you to the prom for real.
And I'm worried that if you
don't go, you'll end up like me.
I won't be like you.
I'll win.
You have to go with ash.
It's too late. I already told
him I'm playing in
the tournament.
Some things are more
important! I finally realized
that with your mother.
And I messed it up.
But you don't have to.
Are you guys gonna fight
or what?
Whoa, forget I said that.
Ow.
I'll prove it to you.
I'm not going to compete
in the tournament.
Did you hear what I said, Chris?
I won't play in the tournament.
I want you to play in
that tournament so you know what
it feels like to have your
dreams crushed.
Your minute's up.
Ahhh.
What is wrong with you,
library people!
[Indistinct chatter]
Welcome to the inaugural
"black hole" world championship
tournament. Eight players
are fighting for the grand prize
of $175,500.
[Cheers and applause]
Oh, hey, here they come!
This is going to be one
seriously epic showdown.
That's right, Jenny.
We've got some phenomenal cyber
athletes here tonight,
including some celebrities.
Whoo, yeah!
[Cheers and applause]
There is a million hours of
game time between them.
You're going down!
The prodigy, ice man 41,
evicer8r, bulkenn, bigdub,
eba, and, of course,
the mighty q.
[Cheers and applause]
The first four players that
can knock an opponent out of
the competition will advance
to the final round.
Where the last man standing
will become "black hole"
champion of the world. Everybody
else goes away crying in
their juice boxes.
Oh!
[Cheers and applause]
On your marks...
Get set...
Black hole!
[Cheers and applause]
[Grunting]
Whoo!
Come on, Chris!
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
Bigdud! Oooh!
[Grunting]
Come and get it!
Got it.
Aah!
No!
No!
Game over.
Oh, sorry! You're out of
the game, what does that say?
Oh, no!
Whoo-hoo!
And at the end of our opening
round, the Victor is...Q,
our first finalist.
This looks like the q
of the record books.
That's right.
Except not so into his
victory dance for some reason.
Huh.
Hey, hey, hey!
Ah, ah!
Hey, you, uh, balkann,
your dad, like, he left.
He said he didn't love you.
I don't--i don't.
What? Dad? Dad?
[Grunting]
No!
Game over!
Bigdub, bigdub!
And number two, and number two!
Whoo!
Oh, nice.
No, no, no!
Whoo!
Hey! Unfair!
[Groaning]
Game over.
Yes!
All right, Chris, whoo!
I mean, prodigy!
Ladies and gentlemen, we are
down to our last semi-final,
but the officials are just going
to need one moment
to accomodate
a last-minute competitor.
He qualified but we weren't sure
he was going to make it tonight.
And what a story this guy is.
What a story indeed, Jenny.
Let's give a big hand
to shel-shock!
Whoo!
Whoo!
[Cheers and applause]
Sheldon?!
Sheldon?!
Sheldon?!
Sheldon!
[Cheers and applause]
So listen to this--
at the last minute, the hospital
agreed to release shel-shock
from traction in order to play
tonight!
And it gets better.
Minutes after breaking 8 bones
and rupturing his spleen
on the football field,
shel-shock asked prodigy
to the prom, she said no.
Ouch.
[Growls]
[Laughs]
You've just been ebenezered!
[Grunting]
Time for a stretch! Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Game over.
[Cheers and applause]
Oh, [indistinct]
And look at this! Shel-shock
is our last finalist!
Now remember, folks, today's
finals are winner take all!
When you're out, you're out.
Whoo! Yeah!
Whoo!
Let's do this! Come on,
Chris!
On your marks,
get set--
wait. Wait.
What is this?
I need to say something.
Chris. I'm in love
with your mother.
[All murmuring]
Dr. Johnson!
Oh, I knew q was brutal,
but he is now talking about
prodigy's mother!
Now that is what I call
smack talk, Bob!
It wasn't smack talk,
I'm serious!
Yeah, sure you are.
Hey, uh, hey, Chris, I'm in love
with your mom, too. She's hot.
Ohh!
Shut up, you ape.
Now bigdub is getting in on
the mother bashing.
This is cold blooded!
I'm not bashing her mom--
I'm not bashing!
Tracy.
I love you.
And I'm sorry.
Awww!
Thank you.
I'm sorry, too.
Sorry you're so hot!
Hey! Shut your pie hole!
Shut it!
Hey, no more of this mother
talk or you're both out of here.
He was...
Thank you.
On your marks,
get set, black hole!
Whoo!
Oh, ha ha ha! Yeah!
Bigdub! Whoo!
Minute 12, and these guys
are exhausted. Nobody's
giving an inch.
Yeah! Yes!
Whoo!
Oh! Shel-shock just caught
a twister in the face!
He's going to be out unless
he can get his health back.
You're next, q.
[Growling]
I feel for ya.
We take out prodigy together
and we split the prize money,
Think about it, dude.
This might be your last chance
to be the best.
[Groaning]
Oh-h*-h*!
There's the q I know.
[Grunting]
Hold it right there, buddy.
Boulder is on the way!
Ha ha ha!
Wait!
Chris, flying fist.
What?!
Flying fist, now!
No! Ahh!
Whoo! Yeah!
Q is not even trying to win.
He's trying to take out bigdub
with him.
This is a $175,000 sacrifice!
Chris, what are you doing?
Knowing my enemy.
Think about what you're
doing, q.
Call me Quincy.
Aaah!
Oh!
Oh, q and bigdub have taken
each other out of the game!
They're both out! No one could
have seen this coming!
[Cheers and applause]
I don't need you!
Game over!
Oh! I won!
Oh!
I don't know what to say!
Don't say anything.
[Cheers and applause]
Hey, guys. I don't want
to intrude on your moment,
but we gotta finish
this tournament.
What do you mean?
Chris won.
Au contraire, Dr. Johnson.
[Grunting]
Prepare to be shel-shocked!
Ha ha ha!
[Grunting]
Ohh!
Aah!
Ohh!
Ah, touchdown, yes!
"Black hole" champion
shel-shock.
Winner! Winner!
[Cheers and applause]
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Great job!
[Laughs]
Ow!
Ahh!
[Cheers and applause]
And the "black hole" champion
of the world is...
Shel-shocked!
Yeah!
Yeah!
[All cheering]
Oh, that was so fun!
You are amazing.
Ash?! What are you doing
here?
Well, I already sort of
planned to spend the evening
with you, so...
You watched that whole thing?
Yeah! Yeah, I'm sorry
you didn't win, though.
I'm sorry I didn't go
to prom with you.
I really wanted to.
That's ok. But we could still
go if you want to.
I'd love to!
Ok. Well, ok, let's--
ok! Ok!
Chris! Wait, wait.
Ok, ok, before you yell at me,
can I say a few things? Please.
Go ahead.
I am so sorry I lied to you.
And I am massively in love with
you. And if you take me back,
I will let you beat me at pool
whenever you want.
Anything else?
Yeah. Actually, 8 more
things.
Would you go to the prom
with me?
♪ It's going to be
a big night,
we're going to have a good time,
it's gonna be a big, big, big,
big, big, big night
and girls,
we're going to party like
it's the end of the world,
let's get it started
hey!
Started
hey!
Started
hey!
Whoa-oh-whoa,
waiting all week
and it's Friday night,
we gotta get dressed up
for the time of our lives,
let's get it started
hey!
Started
hey!
Started
hey!
'Cause I've been feeling
down, down, down,
I need a pick-me-up,
round, round, round,
I want to spin it up,
loud, loud, loud,
dj take me away,
oh,
it's gonna be a big night,
we're gonna have a good time,
it's gonna be a big, big, big,
big, big, big night,
it's been a long week,
been working overtime,
I need a hot beat
to get this party right,
I'm on another level,
turn up the bass and treble,
turn it up, turn it up,
turn it up
'cause I've been feeling
down, down, down, I need
a pick-me-up,
round, round, round,
I want to spin it up,
loud, loud, loud,
dj take me away ,
ahhh,
it's gonna be a big night,
we're gonna have a good time,
it's gonna be a big, big, big,
big, big, big night tonight ♪
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