You can do this.
You can do this.
This is the oldest
you've ever been...
and you'll never
be this young again.
You're going on
in one minute.
Better shake your a*s, girl.
Welcome to Risqu!
Feeling Swollen?
Remember, Tuesday's two-for-one
complimentary lap dances.
Hey, baby.
-Hey there, Jess.
-Hey, Pete.
Another day
another dollar, right?
You know it, hon.
Welcome into the stage,
Risqu's queen bee, Jessica.
Hey, can I
get a whiskey sour?
-Hey, you got my beers?
-Oh, hey! Uh, yeah, of course.
So, um, how is, um...
Still looking
f*cking sexy, Jess.
Still?
Really? f*ck off, Billy.
I'm just sayin' for
an O.G. veteran like yourself,
you're still hot as sh*t.
It's a compliment.
Gotta take it as such.
If your Uncle
didn't own this joint
and kept you employed
out of some sad sense of pity,
God knows what freeway overpass
you'd be living under.
Okay, nasty.
Very nasty.
But, uh, I'm a key piece
of my Uncle's vast operation.
You always misjudge me, Jess.
One day you'll eat
every one of those words.
Highly doubtful.
Okay, well, I'm a mover
and shaker, baby! And, uh...
you're gonna regret
not f*cking me
when you had the chance.
-Now, you've made me nauseous.
-Mm.
Hey, girl, you're late.
Karl was on the prowl for you.
f*ck him. Just had to stomach
another delusional rant
from Big Boy Billy.
What a f*cking loser.
Oh, my God, you did not.
Those shoes, girl.
I can't believe you bought 'em.
I'll go get our drinks, sweetie.
I did.
And I love 'em. Do you love 'em?
You gotta love 'em.
Yeah, I love 'em. How much?
-You don't want to know.
-I gotta know.
Three hundred.
-Six hundred...
-Mm-hmm.
...and 50 plus tax.
Okay. You know how we hate
that whole "irresponsible
stripper" stereotype?
Yeah.
You are not really helping
to dispel it.
Dispel it.
I don't know what that means.
But I'm wearin' Louboutins,
chica!
-You know what I was thinking?
-What?
We need to calculate
your birth path number.
I thought we did that last time.
No, you c**t.
That was your name number.
It's totally different.
Now, we need to add the digits
of your birth date
and then keep reducing
until we reach a final number
-which will be your birth number.
-Sounds confusing.
Well, yeah, it is.
Unless you're trained...
and I'm trained. So, it's easy.
All right, let's start
with your birthday.
Well, it's, uh...
Oh, no.
-Already? Ah, sh*t!
-Let's go.
I don't know how you understand
what the hell she's said.
-Yeah, it's a gift. BRB.
-What?
-Be right back.
-Ah! Clever girl.
God, you're such a geezer.
And what century
are you living in, mate?
Missing you already.
Later.
-I see Roger's back.
-Yeah, I think he's hot.
No, you don't.
You think his money is hot.
I don't know. I've grown
fond of the silver fox.
What can I say?
He is good to me.
I told you it's a mistake
to date clients.
And the rumor
is he's still married.
And isn't his wife's family
like super connected?
Just buzz.
Don't mean it is true.
Like mafia connected.
Remember Godfather?
James Caan protecting
his sister.
Stay away from that guys
or have b*llet in brains.
I keep telling her,
but she not listens.
Guy, brain, listen.
There's no "s", babe.
In brain. Up a*s.
What I give f*ck.
All spell dead.
I actually understood
some of that.
Danke! Learn that from Bianka.
-Who?
-One of the new girls, Bianka.
I think she's German.
-I think Hungarian.
-Heard she k*lled two guys
outside of a biker bar
in Berlin.
-Slit their throat, ear to ear.
-I hear four.
Well, rumor or not, that chick
is clearly one badass b*tch.
Just in here.
Jess, this is Jeanie.
Take her under your wing.
Enlighten her
with your many years
of stripper wisdom.
Pig.
-Jeanie?
-Yeah, like Jeanie in a bottle.
I make men's wishes come true.
-Never say that again.
-Okay.
Stay on my heels
and take notes. Okay?
-Yes, ma'am.
-And don't ever call me ma'am.
-Okay.
-Never.
-Okay.
-Okay.
All right,
you horny b*stards...
Kubrick himself
called it scintillating.
Give it up for
Risqu's exclusive extravaganza.
Eyes Wide Shut.
Hey, new guy.
Where you from again?
Uh, small town down south,
you probably wouldn't know it.
-Hey, Jeanie...
-I... I moved around.
Where you been, girl? Oh!
All righty.
Hey, sweetie. I'm Big Boy Billy.
My uncle started Club Risqu
and I'm, uh, head of security.
I'm also vice president
of the organization.
-I thought Karl owned the place.
-No, he's just a manager.
He does like day to day,
but Karl told me
you are one sexy little Jeanie.
You heard right, Big Boy Billy.
Can I... Can I tell you
what I dream of Jeanie?
Yes, you can.
Billy's a creep
looking to f*ck anything
-that walks through here.
-Said he was a V.P.
Oh, yeah, sure.
He sits in his little security there,
jacking off and pretending
he's the reincarnation
of Hugh f*cking Hefner.
First word of advice,
please take this to heart.
-Steer clear.
-Thank you.
Jess, right?
Yeah. Or Jessica.
Just not Jessie. I hate Jessie.
Hi, I'm Jeanie.
You want to come joining me
and Shelby in Champagne room?
Couple of coked up high rollers.
Could be
a few good C notes each.
I like C notes.
Who doesn't, Jessie?
She's so friendly.
Rumor is she k*lled six guys
outside some biker bar
in Berlin.
Well, now, shake those t*ts.
Shake it for Tommy
and he'll make it rain.
You want the rain,
don't you, baby?
Sure, sweetie. Make it rain.
Uh-uh.
No touching, remember?
Don't get all spikey
with me, baby. Loosen up.
Spikey. I like that.
But this ain't
a wh*re house, remember?
Could have fooled me.
Oi! Get off her, you as*h*le.
That as*h*le's
probably gonna sue.
Not probably, will.
-My uncle will not be happy.
-Shut the f*ck up, Billy.
What happened
to the eye in the sky?
-Where the f*ck were you?
-I'll deal with Billy later.
And I'm pretty sure
his uncle won't be happy
to hear
he was f*cking off again.
Jessica warned him twice.
He's lucky I was tired.
You two, done for the night.
Go home.
Uh, Jess. Not you. You stay.
-Go on. Get the f*ck.
-All right, twat.
Take a seat.
-You're fired, Jess.
-What?
You're 38 years old.
You don't drink
with the customers anymore.
Guy touches you, you freak out.
And to be honest,
you don't generate
enough business to justify
keeping you here anymore.
Karl, that is bullshit.
And you know it.
I've been here ten years
and I am just as hot
-as any one of those girls out there.
-Ah, come on, Jess.
You're not as hot as those girls
out there. Not anymore.
I mean, how much longer
do you think
you can keep doing this
for, anyway?
As long as I f*cking have to.
I'm doing you
a f*cking favor.
sh*t, you could be half
those girls' mother
-for Christ's sakes.
-f*ck you.
-f*ck me? f*ck you.
-What?
Like one of those girls
on your massage table.
I hear you're hung
like a f*cking light switch.
You always did have
such a big f*cking mouth
on you, didn't you?
And you are always an insecure,
narcissistic piece of sh*t.
And you're a pathetic,
delusional f*cking loser.
Get the f*ck
outta my club, Jess.
It's not your club,
it's his f*cking uncle's club.
f*cking wh*re.
-Hey, you.
-Thank God.
I've been like freaking out
trying to get a hold of you.
I heard what that c*ck sucker
did to you last night.
Oh, well, there were several
c*ck there last night.
I mean, Karl, the c*cksucker.
He probably did me a favor,
to be honest.
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, sure.
Let's go hit some ba*ls tomorrow
over at The Bay Club.
I don't know
if I'm up for it, babe.
Oh, come on. You can pretend
they're Karl's ba*ls.
Ooh!
Well, when you put it that way.
I'll meet you around 3:00.
Perfect. And don't be sad, okay?
'Cause that's gonna misalign
your chakras.
And nobody wants that.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Trust me.
-Love ya.
-I love you.
Damn it. f*ck, b*stard.
This is hard.
This is not fun. Who thinks this is fun?
I understood every other word.
She said, "Damn it.
f*ck b*stard."
"This is odd. This is not fun.
Who thinks this is fun?"
Personally, I'm having a blast.
Four!
-Hey!
-That's the third club I've lost.
Are you sure
you're a lefty, babes?
Who knows?
Oh, babe, I meant to tell you.
I ran your horoscope last night
and it was freaky good.
Oh, hit me.
Major changes lie ahead,
but be aware of the waxing moon.
Major changes?
It also said you will reconnect
with someone from your past
when Mercury
the messenger turns retrograde
in your eighth house
of deep sharing.
Major change already happened.
Karl, the c*cksucker, fired her.
Someone needs to take
that prick out.
Yeah, but then we'd end up
with Big Boy Billy.
And to be honest with you,
I don't know
which prick's worse.
This job makes you
more crazy every day.
Guys grabbing our t*ts,
slapping our asses.
Reeking of B.O.
-That's what I can't stand.
-So many pricks.
Oh, but the money's so good.
-Totally addicting. Mm.
-Mm.
You keep saying to yourself,
just one more year and I'm out.
Six more months and I'm done.
And suddenly you wake up
and somehow you're 40.
Uh, who 40?
-Jessica's 40.
-Almost 40.
No. Come on. What?
You don't look it, Jess.
You look hot.
But I feel it.
All the assholes,
I've wasted my life with.
Fifty shitty boyfriends,
two shitty marriages.
I should have a million dollars
in a bank account by now.
And somehow
I have almost nothing to show
for 20 years of shaking my a*s
in front of those
sad horny f*ck.
You were taking care
of your mother for years
and it all just gets eaten up
somehow.
God, I'm 30.
What have I got to show
for ten years of this sh*t?
Brain dead big d*ck Darren
who sits in my apartment
that I pay for,
playing video games all day.
Then what else are we gonna do?
Working at McDonald? Sushi chef?
Executive assistant
to Apple CEO?
I'm starting
to understand her better.
Now, I think my days
on the pole are finally over.
I don't know
why I'm so depressed about it.
'Cause change is scary, chica.
Even if it's for the best.
-Kishi kaisei.
-Come again.
It means to
come out of bad situation
and make a glorious return
in one sudden burst.
Hmm. Now,
that I totally understood.
Kishi kaisei.
f*ck.
Hi.
Oh... I'm not really interested
in company.
Jessica. It's...
It's Michael. Uh, Mike.
-Mike?
-From the club. Mike.
No, I... I'm... I'm the barback.
Some of the girls call me Mikey.
-Oh, right.
-Right.
-Hi.
-Hi.
I get that a lot, you know?
People not remembering me
too much.
I'm sorry.
I just had
a rough couple of days.
I heard. Everyone's heard.
Karl's, uh...
not a good person.
He's an as*h*le.
What goes around
comes around, right?
He'll get his.
You really believe that?
Oh, I, uh...
I guarantee it.
Karma?
No, I don't trust karma.
Can I get you another drink?
Sure. Why not?
Garon.
Oh, I'm boring you
with my boring,
pathetic life story.
No, far from it.
How long have you worked
at the club?
A few months.
And what brought you
to glorious Reno, Nevada?
Oh, I'm, uh...
I'm hoping for a fresh start,
a new life.
Ugh. I could go
for that too.
-Listen, Mikey.
-Please. Just Mike.
Mike, I should get going.
I've got a long night ahead
of me of lamenting my past,
fearing my future,
and bleary eyed insomnia
ahead of me.
What if I told you
there was a way to give Karl
what he's got coming
and a very bright and happy,
insomnia free future for you?
I'm listening.
Look, I can't talk
about it here.
Maybe we could go somewhere
a little more private.
Sure. Maybe, another time.
-No. Not--
-Yeah.
Wait. Look, listen, I...
I may not believe in karma,
but I do believe things happen
for a reason, Jessica.
Look, I know you're going
through a rough patch,
but think about this.
Today is the oldest
you've ever been...
and you'll never be
this young again.
Here's my number
and it's worth the listen.
I promise.
You're not as hot
as those girls out there.
Not anymore.
I'm a mover
and shaker, baby!
You're gonna regret
not f*cking me
when you had the chance.
How much longer
do you think
you can keep doing this
for anyway?
As long
as I f*cking have to.
"Today is the oldest
you've ever been,
and you'll never be
this young again."
That's about enough
to make your head explode.
All right, Mikey.
Better not be another
crazy nut job.
Howdy.
I, uh, I... I didn't think
you'd call,
but I'm sure glad you did.
Well, I didn't think
you could afford
a place like this.
Oh, yeah. Oh, come on in.
Well, um,
to be totally transparent...
...uh, I'm renting it.
I had a little cash put aside.
Can I get you
something to drink?
How about a water?
That's easy enough.
One water coming up.
Extra cold.
I like my water cold.
-So, this plan of yours?
-Right.
Okay.
I didn't come to work
at the club
as some lowly barback.
I came to work at the club
to check out a story
I had heard.
Specifically about
our friend Karl.
Oh, such a d*uche bag.
I've heard for years
he's run coke through the club.
Maybe, but that's peanuts
compared to the millions
in hard cash
-that run through that joint.
-Millions?
-Where did you hear that?
-Where else?
Prison.
Folsom State Prison, California.
You went to prison?
I was the getaway driver
on a robbery that went busto.
Ended up in a cell
with two guys from Memphis
who'd been working here in Reno.
And they told me a story.
Every third Saturday
of every third month.
Two
to three million dollars gets...
Sometimes four.
Could be as much as four.
Sometimes four gets flown out
to the Cook Island.
Cook Island?
In the m*therf*cking
South Pacific.
Right. Like the musical.
My n*gga, are you a f*g?
Me? No.
Then how would you reference
a musical like a f*g?
-Pretty f*cking f*gg*t, Mike.
-Just joking around.
I ain't got no problem
with a f*g.
Mm-hmm. My cousin's a f*g.
I just don't think they make for the best criminals.
Now, focus please.
The money gets pooled
at a strip joint
called Club Risqu.
And that's the first time
I heard the word Risqu.
Go on.
-What money?
-Cash.
Tons of it from, uh...
two casinos, four drug houses,
six liquor stores,
and even a family owned bank.
And they give it
to a strip club.
The manager,
this sour-pussed jack-off,
my man called him Sweaty Pig.
Damn. Who thought
Sweaty Pig was a good nickname?
-Man, what's that matter?
-I'm just curious. That's all.
sh*t.
Sweaty Pig works
like an agent.
He pulls the money at the club,
flies them off to the cooks,
deposits them
into separate accounts,
takes a fee for his service.
Five percent or so,
I've been told.
Ten percent or so,
I been told. Ten percent.
What does that matter?
m*therf*ckers gotta know
the details, man.
sh**t.
So, why would they tell you
all this?
We were cellies.
They were both lifers
and I had a year left
on my sentence.
So, we made a deal.
If I could figure out
a clean way
to snatch the dough,
I hand over 20 percent
to the boys families in Memphis.
So, you came to Reno
to steal the money
on that third Saturday.
Got out and made a bee-line
to the one place
that just might change
my life forever.
Risqu.
Do you have a beer?
Okay, so how do you know
what they told you
wasn't the rantings
of some delusional cons.
Why would they lie to me?
There's nothing in it for them.
Besides I've spent
the last four months
checking out the tale
and from what I can tell...
it's dead on legit.
Right around midnight
on that third Saturday,
the third month at the Eldorado
and the Peppermill
men dump what looks like laundry
into a nondescript
laundry truck.
Same goes liquor stores
and the bank.
I tracked an address
to a small house in the burbs
where they must combine it
into one shipment.
And then the next night,
Karl arrives,
he parks his car
in his usual spot,
gives his key to the valet.
And right on cue,
this tall muscular guy
takes it straight to the club
and enters
Karl's AKA Sweaty Pig's office.
Oh, my God. I know that guy.
I know him.
He's been coming in for years.
At Folsom, they told me
there's a safe,
a... a big wide floor safe
right under Karl's chair.
At exactly 4:15
on Sunday morning,
another man enters the club,
picks up the cash and dumps
it into a waiting car.
They load it onto a jet...
and the money goes, bye bye.
Clean, no taxes.
Nice vig to Karl
and everyone's happy, happy.
Wait a minute.
How the f*ck did those two guys
at Folsom know about all this?
How the f*ck do you guys know
about all this?
You're looking
at the original bagmen
-on the job.
-You're sh1tting me.
Until this as*h*le got greedy.
Taught me into robbing
an Indian casino
-in Palm Springs.
-Man, we would've made it out clean.
Except this trigger happy
m*therf*cker shot two guards.
'Cause your dumb a*s
wasn't paying attention.
I was damn sure payin' attention
to you
sh**ting them mother f*ck!
-sh*t.
-sh*t.
sh*t.
-Great guys.
-Holy sh*t.
I have to say...
I'm impressed.
But why tell me all this?
What can I do?
I don't even work there anymore.
I need a partner.
I can't do this alone.
The... The key
is to rob good old Karl,
AKA Sweaty Pig. Blind.
Make damn sure no one knows
who pulled it off.
This isn't Karl's money.
This is drug dealers money.
Casinos money. Banks money.
I don't wanna spend
the rest of my life in paradise
looking over my shoulder.
That's not paradise.
I can't believe
I didn't know you at the club.
It's like
I didn't recognize you at all.
I've been a background player
a long time.
Now, it's my turn
to be the star.
Finally, get the girl
in last reel.
Metaphorically, of course.
So, you in, Jess?
I don't know.
Solves your current problem
and any future problem
in the same bold move.
Kishi kaisei.
What?
It's, um, Japanese.
It means something like...
to come out of a bad situation
and make a glorious return
in one sudden burst.
-What would you need from me?
-Well, not just you.
We'd need three or four
other girls from the club
to pull it off.
Girls we can trust.
Girls you can trust.
-Hola, sweetie.
-Hi, Carmen.
I was just going
to call you and check in.
Everything all right?
Turn that sh*t down.
The sound is everything
in this game.
Take this sh*t in the bedroom.
Yes. Great. Amazing.
-Did you get laid?
-Even better.
I think it's time
for a slumber party at my house.
You wanna hear
a crazy a*s stripper story?
'Cause I've got a doozy.
When I first moved here, right?
I worked in Phoenix
with this girl
named Busty Betty.
And she has...
I'm not exaggerating, okay?
Triple H t*ts.
It's crazy.
Oh, yeah, it was wild.
Anyway, one night she's dancing
for this old fart.
I mean, the guy had to be
at least at 80, right?
And she straddles him
on the chair
and pushes his head down,
so he is staring right at her.
You know the type,
we all know the type. Come on.
And everyone's cheering
on the old dude,
and he's like in total heaven.
Best night of his fricking life,
kind of thing, right?
And then Betty just decides
to slap her left tit
down on his face.
And I mean, hard enough
to break his nose,
pop out his dentures,
and knocked the poor b*stard
totally unconscious.
Like, boom, lights out.
Bon voyage, mate.
You have a nice life.
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, did you invite Bianka?
I did.
I wasn't aware
Germans were the silk jammy
sleepover type.
I'm now.
You all know Bianka.
Danke!
Very impressive.
How did you learn Japanese?
I spent three years
stripping in Tokyo.
Hated the men there.
Small dicks, no tips.
What the f*ck?
-Ugh.
-Okay.
You have got to be
the coolest chick
I think I've ever met.
Like, seriously, sh*t.
Uh, would you like
something to drink?
Vodka.
Clich, I know.
So, you said you wanted
to talk to me about something.
I must warn you
I'm not into shoes
or boys or clothes
or makeup or shopping
or any of the other bullshit
that strippers
normally spew on about.
What are you into?
Muscle cars, real men who know
how to f*ck,
Italian furniture
from the Renaissance,
French films
from the '60s and Kafka.
The Chase?
He's a writer.
Oh. Well, I only read
astrology books, so.
-I can imagine.
-Yeah, you're a little intense.
Okay. Um... I can just cut
right to the chase.
So... you guys all know
Mike the barback at the club?
-Mm, vaguely.
-Nothing.
Short, lonely.
-Sad eyes.
-Yeah, that's him.
You made me drive
all the way up here
to talk to me about that loser?
Not him, but something
really amazing he just told me.
Oh!
What I'm about to tell you
can never leave this room.
-Agreed?
-I'm in whatever it is.
Okay.
She agrees. So do I.
Now, spill.
Who would have thunk it, huh?
-I couldn't sleep all night.
-I think it makes sense.
-I'm out.
-What? You said you were in?
Yes, in. No out. I'm in. In.
Karl told me
he had a place in Aspen.
Told me he had an apartment
in Manhattan.
He say to me
he has one in Paris.
What? Big Boy Billy spews
the same sh*t.
He's a millionaire.
He's gonna be a billionaire.
Little Donald Trump wannabe...
with worse hair.
I'd believe Karl over
that sad c**t Billy any day.
And now,
straight from United Kingdom.
Risqu's own, Shelby.
Okay. I'm up. BRB.
-Okay.
-Buh-bye.
Yeah. Let's go, Shelby.
Interesting sleepover. Hmm?
It was my first.
Are you in?
You are up on the main stage.
Don't want Karl to get angry now
if he catches us talking
like little loud mouth birdies,
do we? Mm?
Oh, my God.
It's looking
very CSI, Mike.
I know, right?
Wait, wait.
So, this all happens
during Eyes Wide Shut?
Yes. No one can ever know
who pulled this off.
That's the key.
Just like The Sting.
A bee sting?
No singer Sting.
"Every Breath You Take."
-Mm.
-Uh, no, I think he means
like the movie The Sting,
right?
-Uh, Robert Redford. Paul Newman.
-The salad dressing bloke?
Forget it. Uh,
the key is to pull off the heist
and walk away clean.
Run through it
again, please, Mike.
Okay.
So, couple of minutes
before the
Eyes Wide Shut number starts,
Jessica enters the club
and joins you guys
in the dressing room.
And no one even knows
I'm there because of the masks.
Brilliant.
You run through
the show staying on stage.
When the girls all head
into the audience
for the private dances,
that's when you guys break off.
Kiko and Shelby make their way
to the eye in the sky.
While Jessica,
Bianka and Carmen
-head toward Karl's office.
-God, let's hope
the astrophysics spectrum
arrives with emphasis,
which to be fair,
it should 'cause Venus unites
with Ceres at four degrees
of Capricorn.
-What?
-That's the sign of success.
-Money, you know?
-Oh!
High finance.
Trust me, we're gonna want
the whole bloody universe
on our side.
It's actually critical.
What's critical
is that you and Kiko get
Big Billy Boy put away.
If he pushes
that security button,
all the emphasis
of Venus sitting
on Capricorn's d*ck
is not going to mean sh*t.
Rude.
Go on.
Billy boy's
a horny b*stard,
so just start dancing for him.
Get him back in the chair
and slap the cuffs on him.
Well,
that'll be a piece of piss.
I get a sense
Karl can't stand that fat f*ck.
He's just stuck with him
'cause he is the owner's nephew.
At that moment,
Bianka will stand guard
at the door to Karl's office
as Jessica and Carmen burst in.
-What the f*ck?
-Wait, hold up.
You want me to stand guard...
while Jessica
and Carmen hit the room?
What were you thinking?
I know g*ns.
I know how to sh**t a g*n.
I've shot many g*ns.
I know that the...
Hold on, Tupac.
We're not actually gonna sh**t
the g*ns, right?
No. No, not if everything goes
as planned.
The last thing we want is some O.K.
Corral bullshit sh**t 'em up.
But we might.
Well, I've never even held
a g*n before.
I've been shot at,
but never sh**t one.
My ex used to put one
by my vag*na.
Listen,
I was an army reservist.
Went to Iraq.
I'll teach you guys
how to handle a g*n. Okay?
But will they have b*ll*ts
in them?
Maybe I'll carry mace.
Yeah. f*ck it.
I'm just gonna bring my own.
Mm.
I think that's a good idea.
I'm not sure if I trust this one
with live a*mo.
Well, maybe
I don't bloody trust you
running around
with a live g*n. You know?
What with being German and all?
-I'm Hungarian.
-Whatever.
What the f*ck
is that supposed to mean?
I'm gonna stretch my legs.
Okay. Uh, ladies,
how about we listen
to what Mike has to say?
Well, listen,
I think Jess deserves
a little payback on Karl.
His office smells like dog farts
and old spice. I'll stand guard.
Okay, perfect. Problem solved.
What the f*ck?
f*ck!
Bianka will hold
the shotgun on Karl,
while Jess pulls up
the carpet under his chair
to reveal the safe.
Jess will then take
the combination
-and open the safe.
-Uh, just a second.
How do I get the combination?
I mean, why would
he just give it up?
Well.
When a man
has a shotgun leveled
at his head and another one
at his ba*ls,
he'll do exactly
what we tell him to do.
-Precisely.
-I'm glad we switched.
Good to have Bianka in the room.
Once that safe slides open,
time is of the essence.
So, don't just stand there
slack-jawed
staring at the millions.
Just start stuffing
the cash into the robes,
which will have
extra-large pockets sewn inside.
Once in the hallway,
you'll see a trash cart,
which I've strategically placed
there.
And one by one...
drop the robes filled
with the cash... into the bin.
Jess, you hop in.
Just before the show finishes,
you guys are back dancing...
...and I'm just
an innocent barback,
wheeling out the trash...
and Jess...
and no one's the wiser.
But what happens when someone
finally finds Karl?
or Big Boy Billy?
Nothing happens.
They'll call the cops.
And what's
he gonna tell him?
"Someone stole
the ill*gal drug money,
I've been illegally flying
to the Cook Islands
and depositing
in offshore accounts for years?"
Hell no.
He'll question all you girls,
but almost 20 of you
are in the show
and all wearing the masks.
He'll be f*cked.
Maybe dead.
Karma.
What goes around comes around.
So...
...thems my thoughts.
It might need a nip and tuck
here and there, but, uh...
I know it can work.
And when do you think
we can leave town?
Not right away.
One can quit, then another,
might take six months
to get everybody out.
Don't wanna raise
any suspicions.
We shouldn't go around
like stupid strippers
spending our money
on fancy cars and big houses.
Exactly. Think of Goodfellas.
Lesson learned.
Who?
Scorsese? DeNiro? Pesci?
Nothing?
I'm out.
She means in.
Count me in.
I like it so far.
You had me at hello.
For God's sake, tell me
you know what that's from.
Goodfellas?
Unbelievable.
Well, I don't f*cking know.
Well, listen, we have
one shot and there is zero,
and I mean zero room for error.
No, we got this.
To Mike.
The happiest best time surprise
that has come into my life
in a really long time.
Kishi kaisei!
Kishi kaisei!
Okay.
We wait outside
the club and when they exit,
we rob them, yes?
Yes!
No!
Or... we rob and k*ll?
Going somewhere?
Easy. Okay?
Rob and k*ll.
Leave no witnesses.
Make it a clean job.
Okay, then I want half,
plus ten percent for Franz.
Sixty-five percent for me,
and 35 for you and Franz.
I don't give a f*ck
how you split it.
Sorry, brother.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Deal.
When this is over,
my father and my family
will be set free.
Yes, of course.
Now, you understand
what is going to happen.
Yes.
Will it be painless?
They won't know what hit them.
Sweet Scooby-Doo van
you got yourself there, Mike.
Thanks. I call it the plan van.
-Oh, the plan van.
-Plan van.
-Okay, everybody, let's focus.
-Right.
So, the stage show...
it lasts a total
of five minutes, 24 seconds.
And then
the private dances
are about four minutes longer.
So let's say ten minutes total
that the girls are in costume.
It tight.
-I... I mean loose.
-No, tight is right.
So we need to make our move
before the private dances.
Maybe Jess and you never
even joined the stage show.
Me and Kiko
can pull out early.
I left early last week
to go hang out with Roger.
Nobody noticed anything.
The blind twats.
Yeah. And if anyone asks,
we just say
we didn't get picked
for a dance.
So exciting.
Like, water movie.
Waterworld?
f*ck, no water.
Ocean movie.
She means Ocean's Eleven.
-Did they get away with it?
-I think so.
I didn't see Ocean's Twelve or
Thirteen though, so I'm not sure.
I think I saw Thirteen,
but it could have been Eight.
-The one with the girls.
-That's too unrealistic.
Look, we're getting
a little off base here.
If you guys don't feel ready,
we can push,
you know, keep meeting
and working on it.
We only have one chance
and it has to be perfect.
No, I think we should do it now.
I mean, if we wait,
if we hold out
we might not follow through.
-I think we're ready.
-I'm so sick of the f*cking club.
-She said let's do it.
-Okay.
Go home, get some sleep
and then pack your bags
'cause tomorrow we start
some real training at the house.
We got the gear and the g*ns.
Holy sh*t. We're really
doing this, aren't we?
-Mm-hmm.
-Kishi kaisei, b*tches!
Kishi kaisei!
All right, ladies.
Time is short,
so let's get down to business.
Okay. But right after dinner,
we get to work.
Yes, sure.
Toast!
I've got buttery n*pples!
Ah, all righty.
Um, right after dessert
or whatever this is,
we hit the books. Agreed?
Agreed.
This isn't exactly what I meant
by hitting the books.
Oy, pass it over.
But who am I
to argue with my partners?
Mike, did you ever
in your wildest dreams
think that you'd be getting high
in a jacuzzi with five strippers
in a backyard
of a ten-million-dollar
mansion in Tahoe?
Sure, in my wildest dreams.
I just never thought
it would actually happen.
Your turn, Mike.
Have you ever had
a lap dance, Mike?
No.
You can touch.
Did you
have fun last night?
Fun is too cheap.
Just,
it doesn't do it justice.
Thanks, Jess.
You know, for everything.
You're the one
I should be thanking.
I'm really grateful we met
when we did.
Well, to be honest,
we have met before.
-What?
-I didn't want to say anything.
What do you mean? When?
Okay,
I'll give you a hint.
Akela-B.
The coyotes.
Principal White.
West Central High?
What do you mean?
Holy sh*t.
I have no memory of you.
We had five classes together.
Oh, my God.
I wasn't very popular.
Some guy you'd pass in the hall
on your way
to cheerleading practice.
But everybody
knew Jessica Collins.
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
Come on.
Why didn't you say
something sooner? I...
I-- I came
to Risqu for the plan
and I was surprised
when I saw you working there.
I guess everyone else back home
would be surprised too, huh?
I was gonna say something
right away, but it felt sort of,
I don't know, stalkerish
and I thought maybe
you didn't want anyone to know.
Cheerleader turned
aging stripper.
It's pretty pathetic. I know.
No, no, come on.
It's just...
it's just life.
Maybe this is fate, destiny.
All roads have
led to this moment
and the chance for us to be
king and queen
of our own little prom.
Ugh,
this is what day looks like.
Oh, God.
It's good place
to bury a body.
Christ, it's so early.
It's 2:00 p.m.
Yeah. Well,
I'm just not a morning,
afternoon,
or early evening person.
Mm.
I assume you know how to use it.
You assumed correctly.
You f*cking badass.
All right.
Easy there, Harley Quinn.
Mm. For me?
Hmm.
This thing's way too small.
Let me have Carmen's.
You think
you can handle this, Shelbita?
You bet your a*s, Carmenita.
They'll be locked
and loaded before the heist,
but here's how you load it.
Real easy.
I'm just thinking out loud here,
but maybe we shouldn't
go in with them loaded.
But the idea here is to never
actually fire the g*ns. Okay?
Oh, okay. Cool. Sounds good.
If they see you
carrying that bad boy,
the odds are a lot better.
No one's gonna want
to take any chances.
He's right, Shelby.
You look like super scary
holding that thing.
Now,
I'm the bad a*s German m*therf*cker.
-Hungarian.
-Same sh*t.
Take a shot, Shel.
Uh...
No, I can't do it.
Look.
Just try.
What? It's not gonna hurt.
Right, Mike?
-No.
-No. It's not that.
I don't wanna sh**t a tree.
-Oh.
-Come again.
Trees are living,
breathing creatures.
Fun fact, did you know
there is a tree in the Amazon
whose roots reach
over two miles?
Ooh, what is this,
f*cking Avatar?
Maybe I don't need a g*n.
Okay, don't sh**t
the trees. Okay?
But let's at least
get comfortable
holding them
and moving around, okay?
All right.
Ready. Okay?
-It's kinda big.
-Just switch it. Yeah.
Oi, you lot, does this look
sexy next to my boobs?
What happened?
You sh**t Mikey.
Are you sure?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God. Holy f*ck.
I didn't mean, I just...
I literally just fell over,
right? And then, boom,
I didn't even pull the trigger.
Calm down. Shelby.
Just calm down.
Hey, can you hear me?
What did she say?
She asked if was going to die.
Should have read his horoscope
before we come up here.
Yeah.
I will see you in class, Jess.
Mike, stay with me.
Hey, look at me.
We need you. Don't die on us.
Just have a rest. Okay.
Oh.
What were you singing?
It was our high school
fight song.
You went
to high school with him?
I didn't even remember him.
Now, I'll never forget him.
That's some freaky sh*t.
What are we gonna do?
Well, we can just stand here
all day and do nothing.
Shall we just leave him here?
No, I'm not just gonna
leave him out here like this.
Maybe we should
just go tell the police,
I mean,
was a total freak accident.
Good idea. Yes.
We go and tell the police
that you accidentally shot
a man whilst we were planning
to rob a club, armed.
I-- I can't go to jail.
Okay. Well...
we can't just leave him
out here to rot
in the middle
of f*cking nowhere, so...
I think we should just bury him.
Okay?
-Yeah.
-Agreed?
Agreed.
If you're up there
watching all this, Mike,
I'm glad we found
each other again.
I'm sorry
we're gonna miss the prom.
Like you said,
it's just life, I guess.
And I am real sorry
for sh**ting you, Mike.
Although, I swear
this had to do with a transit
in your eighth house
when Saturn converged
with Venus within the moon nodes
and nothing to do with me,
or that bloody, stupid,
malfunctioning g*n.
which you did
give me, Mike, so...
That was from Point Break...
but you knew that.
Amen.
And I thought
this was really it. You know?
Like a real way to change
our lives forever.
I needed the money.
I don't know what I do now.
Go back to work, I guess.
Back to the grind.
At least you guys have
something to go back to.
I'm f*cked.
No, I can't
go back to the club now.
I already had a whole
new life planned.
Who says we have to?
What do you mean?
Why can't we go ahead
with what we had planned?
And how do we do that?
Because we all know what to do.
And Jessica
can take Mike's part.
I'll get the coats
out of the club.
No one's gonna miss me
because I'm not even there.
Wait, do you really think
we can still pull this off?
I think we have to.
Mike's dead,
and if we turn back now,
he died for nothing.
I couldn't stomach that.
Kishi kaisei.
Kishi kaisei.
Babe.
Not right now, babe.
sh*t.
Oh, not this bloody g*n as well.
-The deal is off.
-It can't be off.
The deal is off.
Need to cancel the heist.
Yakuza will not be pleased.
Taxi.
Damn, Nina.
Oh, you wanna swipe right
on Big Boy Billy, baby?
Mm. Oh, my God.
Right on time.
My heart's
pounding out of my chest.
Agreed.
What?
Stay cool, sister.
Jeanie in a bottle,
in the Eyes Wide Shut show.
You can do this.
You can do this.
This is the oldest
you've ever been,
and you'll never
be this young again.
We're going on
in one minute.
All right,
you horny b*stards.
Kubrick himself
called it dazzling.
Give it up for Risqu's
exclusive extravaganza.
Eyes Wide Shut.
Oh, oh yeah.
Hello, hello, ladies.
Y'all ready for a little
Big Boy Billy sex sandwich?
Yo. Yo. What the f*ck is this?
Come on.
What?
"This is no joke."
"We don't want to hurt you,
but play the hero
and you will die."
So, what, there's no twofer?
Carmen, all good?
Yeah. Kiko and Shelby
are tying up Big Boy Billy.
Bianka?
What are you doing here?
f*cking show's on.
Ah, you gotta be kidding me.
We good?
He not going anywhere.
We are really
f*cking doing this.
Oh, yeah.
It's all happening, baby.
Who the f*ck are you?
At Folsom, they told me
there's a safe,
a big, wide floor safe
right under Karl's chair.
Where's the floor safe?
Floor safe?
What f*cking floor safe?
The floor safe with the money.
The money from the Peppermill
and the Eldorado,
the liquor store,
the drug house. Cook Islands!
Ring a bell, as*h*le?
Cook, what?
I have no f*cking clue
what you are talking about.
The big, black bag.
The big man with the black bag
every third Saturday
of the month.
You mean Harvey?
He is my chiropractor,
you dumb b*tch.
Boy,
do I need an adjustment?
Let's f*cking go.
What the f*ck?
Jess, you are f*cking dead!
There's gotta be a floor safe.
Where's the safe?
Millions from the Peppermill
and the Eldorado
that you put on a plane.
A private plane
to the Cook Islands!
Where is it?
Listen to me, you desperate
piece of sh*t.
Do you know how much
f*cking uglier
this makes you look? Huh?
There's a wall safe
in Big Boy Billy's office.
On a good night,
it holds around 30 grand.
Is that what you want, Jess?
You desperate piece of nothing.
Thirty grand. Huh?
He said it was right here.
Why would he say it was here?
Some loser puked up some
silly sack of crazy bullshit
probably hoping to get laid.
I'm sure you would.
And you stupid f*cking
b*tches bought it.
sh*t.
It's gotta be here.
He said it was here.
What'd she say?
We're f*cked.
It was all bullshit, Jess.
He was just in love with you.
Some creepy loser
from high school.
No.
No. What would be the point?
Why would he do that?
He wouldn't do that.
Crazy. Crazy. He crazy.
Yeah. He's f*cking
delusional, all right?
Even worse than that as*h*le,
Big Boy Billy.
Let's get the f*ck out of here.
Wait.
I know Mike
was telling the truth.
I know it.
We have to go, Jess.
Someone needs
to take that prick out.
Yeah, but then we'd end up
with Big Boy Billy.
And to be honest with you,
I dunno which prick's worse.
Still looking
f*cking sexy, Jess.
f*ck him.
Just had to stomach
another delusional rant
from Big Boy Billy.
Es un cerdo loco!
I'm just saying for
an O.G. veteran like yourself,
you still hot as sh*t.
It's a compliment.
Gotta take it as such.
If your Uncle
didn't own this joint
and kept you employed
out of some sad sense of pity,
God knows what freeway
underpass you'd be living under.
Nasty, very nasty. But...
I'm a key piece
of my Uncle's vast operation.
I'm a mover and shaker, baby!
And you're gonna regret
not f*cking me
when you had the chance.
Now, you've made me nauseous.
Hey, girl. You're late.
Karl was on the prowl for you.
f*ck him.
Just had to stomach
another delusional rant
from Big Boy Billy.
This sour-pussed jack-off,
that my man called him,
Sweaty Pig.
What if Mike had it wrong
'cause they got it wrong?
Who?
His cellmates.
What kind of a nickname
is Sweaty Pig?
What's that matter?
What if it's Billy?
-What?
-That makes no sense.
We know it wasn't
that big guy with the beard.
We know that for sure.
But there was this
nerdy looking guy.
Oh, sh*t.
Yeah, with a backpack, right?
He's the mule with the cash.
That's why he makes
so many trips here.
He never got a dance. You know?
He never watched the show.
Because he wasn't there
for the show.
He was there to see Billy.
I always just assumed
he sold him drugs.
That safe is in
Big Boy Billy's room.
I know it.
He's the sweaty f*cking pig.
Sorry. The what?
Oh, Jesus.
Ah.
Oh, my God.
How did you know? Who told you?
An old friend.
Jessica.
Big Boy Billy, AKA
the Sweaty Pig.
What? Who said that?
Never mind.
The combination. Now.
f*ck you.
We have
no time for this sh*t.
f*ck!
You f*cking b*tch.
Oh, you're dead.
You're all dead.
First one's in your stomach,
the next one's in your throat,
and the last one
will be in your head.
The combination.
Seventeen, 34, 45, 11.
I know Mike wasn't lying.
Oh, my God. You did it, Jess.
Let's go, girls.
Money. Money.
Let's go. Let's grab it.
I can't believe it.
-Whoa!
-Pass me more cash.
Okay. Oh, no!
Okay.
Give me more. Give me more.
Bags. In the dressing room.
Come on.
You bet, Chica.
-Yeah. Right with you.
-Let's move a*s.
Kiko, Carmen, Shelby.
I know those voices.
You won't get away with this.
Not if you will.
My uncle will hunt you down.
sh*t.
You are the only one
who knows who we are.
-f*ck.
-Just you.
Okay. Okay. Listen,
listen, I take it all back.
I hate my f*cking uncle. Okay?
I won't say a word. I swear.
g*n.
Oh, Christ. You're one cold,
cool German b*tch.
Hungarian.
Girls, let's stash the g*ns
in Karl's office. Come on.
-Good idea.
-Yeah, right with you.
Stop. What the f*ck
are you doing here?
Walk away from the door.
f*ck!
Out of the hallway. Now.
Oh, sh*t.
sh*t.
f*cking wh*res!
Now. Now.
Go. Go. Move it. Move it.
What? A girl's gotta smell good.
-Ah!
-Oh, sh*t.
Reno Police.
-Hey. Go.
-Police, can I go?
Did that just really happen?
It really just happened,
all right.
Are we really f*cking rich?
We're really
f*cking rich, all right.
I think this is the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.
Oh. Casablanca.
That's my mother's
favorite movie.
No, I made it up.
It's from Clueless.
No. It's Top g*n sequel.
It's from Top g*n sequel.
It's just a really
good line. All right?
And I dunno about you lot,
but I could use
a bloody vacation.
How does Madrid Sound?
Switzerland.
Bali.
Peru.
How about a couple
of months in each?
-Mm.
-Oh, yes, babe.
I may not believe
in karma,
but I do believe things happen
for a reason, Jessica.
If I can figure out a clean way
to snatch the dough,
I hand over 20 percent
to the boys' families
in Memphis.
sh*t.
Today is the oldest
you've ever been,
and you'll never be
this young again.
Just gotta make
a quick stop in Memphis.
Kishi kaisei!
Kishi kaisei!
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