A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990)

[bunniefuu]

Hi. Hi.

I don't know.

Hey, Budd, you seen Casey?

Casey Gallagher?

Oh, yeah, he was in last week.

Damn it.

Where the hell

is Casey? Um...

I just saw him.

That phone call is

coming in at eight o'clock.

If Gallagher's not in

my office in five minutes,

I told Kaminsky the job is his.

Yes, sir.

You've seen Casey?

Not today.

Sam, baby,

lose your partner again?

Got to hand it to Gallagher.

Sure knows how to goof up.

Mmm. Right, Kaminsky,

while you on the other hand

vigilantly guard

the vending machines.

Ah, don't worry,

Casey'll show up.

He wouldn't miss his big

chance to be a star tonight.

If he shows, I say he blows it.

I fact, I got 20 bucks

says he blows it.

Any takers?

Samantha, come on.

I'm giving two-to-one.

Three-to-one.

Four-to-one.

Sucker.

Uh, Captain,

it's been five minutes.

I'm going to go get ready.

Kaminsky!

Kaminsky, I've been

looking all over for you.

Got my Zagnut bar.

Very nice.

Hey, where's the coffee

I asked for, pal, huh?

Casey, I want to see you alone.

I'll be right there, Chief. Just

give me one minute, I'll just...

Where the hell you been? I've

been covering for you for half an hour.

Sorry, Sam. I was down

in lock-up with Ramon.

Ramon the pimp?

Ramon, my fashion consultant.

How do you get off

showing up at the last minute,

letting me of all people

do all the prep work?

God, where did you get this tie?

Isn't it great?

I got it from Ramon.

Let me tell you something. No cop

on earth would wear a tie like this.

That's why it's

perfect for undercover.

Your g*n?

No, I'm just happy to see you.

No. Where is your g*n?

Look, I thought about it, and I thought

it was a very bad idea. Seriously.

I knew it.

It's not even loaded.

You know I don't like g*ns.

Casey, this isn't a game.

You gotta stop playing cop

and start being one.

Hey, who pulled off

the biggest operation

in the department

this year, pal, huh?

And I never even drew

my g*n, much less fired it.

What can I say? I just don't

want to see you get hurt.

I'll lose 50 bucks.

Besides, what if they frisk me?

I'll have you right there behind

me, .38 in tow, backing me up.

Right, me and Kaminsky.

Give me the g*n.

You want to see me? Come in.

Listen, Casey.

A lot of people are giving me

flak about entrusting this case

to the jerk who

hasn't made detective yet.

Now, I don't want you to

worry about things, okay,

'cause it's all gonna go fine.

Then after work tonight,

I'll go out with the guys

and eat donuts.

Holy macaroni!

See, that's exactly the kind

of attitude I'm talking about.

I ought to stick you right behind

a desk for about six months

so you can learn

proper police procedure.

I'm sorry.

But tonight...

Well, I need somebody

who can think on his feet.

This Zadar is a little

too unpredictable.

Besides, nobody would

ever mistake you for a cop.

I'm impressed, Ferril.

Well, you see, Mr. Zadar,

that it was not an

easy task to accomplish

because, you see,

the settings are

very, very old.Fine.

Yes. And there's a very

high degree of difficulty...

I want you to handle

the delivery.

It's an extra 10 grand.

Certainly, Mr. Zadar.

Certainly.

Believe me,

that will be just fine.

Now, if you will be kind enough to

give us some privacy for a moment.

Sure.

Reggie, set it up.

Get the door. Let me get

the door.

Get the phone. Get the phone.

I'll get the phone.

All right, talk to me.

The abandoned zoo.

The abandoned zoo.

Midnight.

Midnight.

The children's playground.

The children's playground.

Have a nice day.

And have a nice day.

Children's playground,

the old zoo.

Let's go. Let's go, huh?

And don't do that. Don't do that.

Hold this.

All right, look, Mr. Potato

Head is with you tonight

and I don't care what he says, you

make sure he wears his hat, all right?

Yeah.

Okay, I'm at point zero right

now. Still no sign of our man.

I'd like to take

this opportunity

to serenade a couple of young

lovebirds out there tonight.

On their very first date.

We have Derek Kaminsky

and Sam Kennedy.

Let's hear it for them,

folks, Derek and Sam

on their very

first date tonight.

Derek and Sam.

♪ Strangers

in the night

♪ Exchanging diamonds

♪ Oh, lovers at first sight

You don't send a rookie

out to do a man's job.

You qualify?

Don't worry, guys.

Just a walk in the park.

Just a walk in the park.

♪ Something in your nose

♪ Was so inviting

♪ La da da da da

♪ We'll be making love

♪ The whole night through

♪ La da da da da,

la da da da da ♪

What was that?

Probably found the seesaw.

I don't believe this.

What is he doing? He's

supposed to keep talking, come on.

Two more minutes

and I'm going in.

Hello! Is that anyone?

Hey.

What the hell's going on?

Hey, wait, wait, I got

to count the money.

You can't take the jewels

till I count the money.

Great, Casey,

just a walk in the park, right?

Nice going, Gallagher.

Bucking for a promotion?

All right, does this

qualify as blowing it?

Definitely blowing it.

Am I 50 bucks richer?

Fifty bucks richer.

Oh!

Let's get out of here,

Kaminsky. Come on.

Jesus Christ, Gallagher.

Look, Stan, I know

I screwed up, but listen.

I don't want you to worry.

I know I can fix this.

Fix it? Yes.

Yeah, okay, things like

this happen sometimes, kid.

Go home and put

some ice on that head.

I'll get somebody

to give you a ride.

No, no, listen, Chief. I

don't need a ride, all right?

I just want to walk this off.

You know, I got

a lot of work to do.

Not around here, you don't.

Look, kid, after tonight,

I'm gonna have to

make some changes.

Changes? What are you

talking about here, Stan?

Listen, you're

overreacting here, okay?

Listen, I said I'd fix it.

I'll nail Zadar, I'll get the

money back. I promise.

Go home, Casey!

Now.

All right, listen up.

I'm in no mood for this.

Let me just warn you.

I'm an officer of the law

and I'm a really good shot.

Real good.

Nothing.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Don't be scared.

Okay good, you're not scared.

So...

What were you doing in my car?

What are you?

Going after this?

What's this?

So this is what you're after.

Relax, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Hello.

Sam. Casey.

God, what time is it?

Quarter to four in the morning.

Listen, you gotta come

over to my place right away.

Casey, we've been

through this before.

There's something here

I gotta show you.

It's this thing...

This little hairy thing.

I don't know what to do with it.

I'm sure you'll think

of something, Casey.

Good night.

Casey Gallagher.

I'm wide awake.

I'm going to have to

call you right back.

You're choking me.

Hey, wait a second.

Hold it.

There's no sense knocking

yourself out, okay?

You're not dealing with

an amateur here, pal.

No.

What was that?

You spoke.

No eat lumen.

What's the deal with this thing?

Talk or I'm gonna eat it.

No eat lumen.

You have the right

to remain silent.

What? Sam?

What do you want?

Listen, don't hang

up on me, okay?

I got a witness.

This guy was definitely at

the park. He's now at my place.

That's great, Casey.

Now listen,

you don't understand.

He can talk.

So bring him in the morning. We'll

get a statement. Good night, Casey.

No, Sam, Sam...

Wait, don't hang up on me,

please. It's not that simple, okay?

He's a little person.

So?

No, no, you don't understand.

He's littler than a little person.

He's unusual, okay?

He's got big ears

that are kind of pointy.

He dresses funny.

Kind of funny.

Funny? What, funny lederhosen

and Groucho glasses? What?

No, uh...

Sort of...

Barky.

Bark.

He looks like...

He looks like an elf.

An elf?

Yeah, an elf.

No, it's not what I

mean. He's not an...

Look, he's just got big ears

and he's a little guy.

He's a little guy with big ears.

Look, Casey, just

bring him in the morning.

Look, don't hang up on me.

You hung up on me.

You hung up on me first.

Look, just trust me, okay.

This guy was there.

I think he can help us.

Look, I wanna bring

him to the park.

And I want to get him

to tell us what he saw.

And I want you to be

there when he does, okay?

Sam?

Listen, if you try and think

this through, I'm dead, okay?

'Cause I know it

sounds really strange.

So for once in your life don't

think. Just be there, okay?

Hold your horses.

Take it easy.

Easy.

Bag, cage...

Shava.

Up-world.

Sun, where? Where is sun?

Sun?

Joe, Joe, come...

Joe!

No, Joe, Joe, come back here.

What's that?

Now come here.

Come here.

Very good dog you

got there. Very nice.

They should outlaw those things.

Fox giant.

Look, it was just some dumb dog.

Now come on out,

tough guy, he's gone.

He's gone.

Now come on out.

Give me lumen.

Look, you want it, you tell me

what happened here last night.

Kaboom.

Kaboom, right, the expl*si*n. So

you did see it. Now, what did you see?

Kaboom.

Kaboom, right. But someone

made the kaboom. Now, who was it?

Was it Zadar?

Up-worlder.

Up-worlder. Is that a name?

Giant.

A giant.

Giant, no eyes, scream kaboom.

Giant? Mmm-hmm.

No eyes? Mmm-hmm.

Scream? Mmm-hmm.

Who screamed?

Was it the guy who blew up?

Give me lumen.

Blind,

screaming giant.

Blind, screaming giant.

Blind, screaming giant.

Sam? Yeah,

I'm coming.

Come here.

Good, good, good.

Sam, very good, all

right, in the bushes.

Excuse me?

He's in the bushes, the

witness, he's in the bushes.

What are you talking about?

Have you gone completely nuts?

All right, all right, look, I

warned you, he's very, very small.

Go ahead, real small.

This is ridiculous.

There's nobody in there.

And extremely fast.

He's right behind you.

Turn around, he's right

behind you. Turn around.

Casey... He's very fast,

very small

and he's right behind you.

Turn around,

he's right behind you.

Stand still.

Look, I don't know what the hell

kind of game you're trying to play here,

but I'm much too tired for this.

Call me when you get

your act together.

Pooka, nice roundie...

Shut up! Okay?

Shut up.

Nice popos. Shut up!

You say talk. No, I want you

to listen.

Listen, okay?

You see this stone right here?

You see this stone?

Look, this blind,

screaming giant is a k*ller.

He is a k*ller.

And I need to nail him.

And unless you help

me track him down,

you're never gonna see this

again. You understand me?

Get it? Shava!

Shava?

What's shava?

Okay, so this giant here,

what are we talking about,

six, seven, eight feet?

What is it?

Giant.

Wait, that's him?

Giant, no eyes.

Giant, no eyes.

What?

Giant, no brain.

Oh, I'm a giant? Yeah.

Okay, if I'm a giant,

what does that make you?

Good size. Good size?

A good size

pain in my...

Give me lumen.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Eyes.

No eyes.

Eyes.

Hmm.

No eyes.

So, let me get this straight. The

perpetrator was a guy wearing sunglasses?

Right.

Average size, but not good

size, and prone to screaming.

Right. This is great.

This is really great.

Hello.

Somebody gets blown to bits, that

seems perfectly reasonable to me.

But then all those cops

show up and I say to myself,

"This little creep,

he must be a cop."

That makes me feel tense.

That's got to be bad for

your blood pressure.

Now, hold on. Just look at

this tie. This look like a cop's tie?

What cop would wear a tie

like this? Do I look like a cop?

What is this?

Ah! Let go!

Lumen, lumen.

Help!

Lumen.

You think you can

take it easy? Please.

Move it, slug slime.

He's escaping.

He's getting away. Why?

'Cause I'm chained to an elf.

Not elf, not elf. You're an elf.

You're a worthless elf, okay?

You bite people.

You probably have rabies.

Let me go. Fine!

Ciao, Adios, okay?

I'll see you.

You bring lumen back.

Right, risk my life for your

little rock. What are you, crazy?

You lose lumen. Yeah, you're right.

I lost your little

glow-in-the-dark rock, so what?

You think I'm going

to die for it? My people die.

Your people, what people?

No people.

What people?

Not tell.

Look, if you don't tell me,

how am I going to help you?

You want it back? You need

me. I need your co-operation.

You help find lumen?

Wait, first things first.

The guy you just sunk your teeth

into, was he the guy from the park?

The guy who made the

expl*si*n, the kaboom? No scream.

I am not screaming. No scream.

Oh, the guy in the

park screamed? We go.

What about the guy who was just

here though. Could he be the one?

We go. We're not going anywhere.

Until we get things

straight here, okay?

Now, was this the guy who made

the expl*si*n, the kaboom?

Yes! Kaboom!

Bang! Whammo!

This is called a stakeout.

We are looking for a guy here.

Ah... His name's Reggie Smalls.

He comes here every day.

He's the one who set

up the deal with Zadar

and if we're lucky, he

should lead us to our man.

Ah!

Come on, concentrate now.

This is a stakeout.

Ah!

Giant popos.

Take it easy, will you?

You gotta concentrate here.

This is a stakeout... Look that's

him. Okay, can you see him?

That's him. Okay, now we sit,

we watch and we wait.

And when he leaves,

we follow him.Stakeout.

By the way, that

disguise, not working.

Your idea.

Yeah.

Look here, Stan, there is no

way I am teaming up with this...

Outstanding role model for

police officers everywhere?

I mean, come on, it's taken me a year

to get Gallagher whipped into shape.

That's into shape?

Look, I know that Casey

is a little bit off-center.

But what happened last night, that

could have happened to any one of us.

That guy's a flake.

Hold it. Look, I like

Gallagher. You know that.

But he just couldn't cut it.

It's that simple.

Kaminsky is your partner now. And I

don't care if you like each other or not.

Stan, just hear me out.

Won't you at least let Casey

and me clear up this Zadar deal?

I mean, he's already

got some leads. What kind of leads?

Well, he claims

that he's got a witness.

Someone who can

identify the k*ller.

Who? Where is he?

Well, I don't

exactly know. Um...

He said he's a little guy.

Damn it, I took him off this case.

Get Gallagher in here right away.

I can't have some loose cannon rolling

around, interfering with this investigation.

Where's Gallagher now?

Ah! sh**t!

Nice job. Beautiful.

Wait a second,

you eat cardboard?

You dress in bark and stuff.

It's a little strange.

Little strange.

Okay, you said something

before about your people.

Now, what were you

talking about here?

Just what are you? Not tell.

Oh, not tell, huh?

You, not tell.

Oh, me not tell.

You mean like keep a secret?

Spit.

Spit on word.

It's very attractive.

Spit.

Look, hygienically this is a

bad idea, I gotta tell you that.

All right,

it's a deal. Okay.

You want a loogie?

'Cause I'll give it to you.

Loogie.

Puny spitter.

Okay, I spit.

Now you spit it out.

What's the deal with this rock?

Lumen make our world bright.

Our food grow. Is it like the sun?

Lumen see up-world sun,

grow bright again.

Each 10 of your years.

You bring the lumen to the sun, you expose

it to the sun and it recharges itself?

Yes, now it's time.

If lumen die, my people die.

Your people, your world.

You mentioned this before.

What are you talking about here?

What are you? Gnome.

A gnome? Can you

grant wishes, gnome?

No, can you?

Wise a*s, huh? All right, so you're a

gnome. What's your name, gnome?

Gnorm.Gnorm.

Right, I'm on a stakeout

with a gnome named Gnorm.

Yup. Stakeout.

First of all, if you were a gnome, you

would know that the "G" in gnome is silent.

It's gnome, okay?

No, it's gnot. Don't push it with me.

Gnorm warrior. Yeah, you're a warrior.

Just remember who's calling

the shots here, okay, pal?

No, I am not falling for

that routine again, okay?

♪ All my friends

know the low rider

Wow, look at that! Don't stare.

♪ Low rider

drives a little slower

♪ Low rider is a real goer

Wow!

Easy, bro.

Good to see you, Reg.

That's a g*n. Stakeout, stakeout.

No, Gnorm, that's a g*n.

g*ns k*ll.Stakeout.

Stakeout. Why didn't you say so?

Get in.

Now I'm gonna

get in his face.

Anything else today,

Mr. Reg?

Yes, one leg of lamb and four

pounds of ribs, not the baby backs.

Chong!

Chong, is that you?

Chong, I missed you in Vegas last

week. Baby, what happened to you?

Listen, I ran into Ching,

he said you were with Chang.

I had no idea

what to think. Reggie.

Reg, we have to talk now.

You're a cop? Right.

Beat it.

And you're the sucker

who made a deal with a cop.

Now, look, I don't think Zadar's is

going to take too kindly to that, Reg.

Get lost, cop.

Hey, Reg, listen.

We had a deal.

Deal went sour.

Somebody got blown up.

Now, we'd like to

pin it on Zadar.

But if we can't, we're

going to pin it on you.

Unless, of course, you

want to lead us to your boss.

I thought I told you to get

lost. Maybe you don't hear right.

Maybe you'll hear better after

I break both of your legs.

Oh, I can hear. I can...

Look, cop, I don't like being

leaned on. You understand?

And I don't like being harassed.

And most of all,

I don't like cops.

Hey, is that your kid?

Not my kid, no.

Not my kid.

I like kids.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, what kind of a father

are you anyway?

Oh, I am nobody's...

Bringing a kid to an

environment like this.

You ought to be

ashamed of yourself!

You know kids

are impressionable.

You don't see very well, do you?

Reg, can we talk about this?

Reg! Chong! Where's Chong?

Get Chong. Somebody

call Chong. Chong!

All right, cop.

Chong. Chong.

Chong! Chong!

What the...

Reg. Hey.

Chicken

necks! Chicken necks.

Gnorm. Gnorm. Gnorm. Reg.

Reg.

Ivar Theater.

Get me Zadar.

Gnorm, Gnorm. Gnorm.

Hello? Yeah, it's Reggie, listen.

The creep is a cop.

k*ll him. No problem.

I already got him on ice.

I was joking, joke.

That's a g*n. Reggie.

Reg.

Reggie. Reg.

I am going to get you...

Sucker!

Bye.

One more. Good, let's see

what we get here.

Stop.

The Ivar Theater?

Yeah, what's your address?

Okay, thank you, thanks.

How did you do that anyway?

Got in his face.

Listen, I owe you one, all

right? I really appreciate this.

Now listen, you stay put.

I'll handle this one, all right?

Like last time?

Disguise.

Lumen.

Easy.

Freeze! GNORM: Lumen.

Get back, Gnorm, he has a g*n.

g*n shava.

Gnorm, move. Freeze.

I said freeze.

He has g*n.

Yeah, and his is loaded. He

has the lumen too. Let's go.

Gnorm, move! Move!

Whoa!

LAPD.

Get out of your car.

You got to be kidding me.

This is my car...

LAPD. Get out of your...

Get out of your car. Damn fool,

what the hell do you think you're doing?

Gimme my car.

Damn fool! LAPD.

Oh.

What the hell.

Whoa!

What's he rushing for?

We must be running late.

Woah!

Hey, relax, will you?

Relax!

Will you relax?

Shava!

Why dead man in box?

I don't know, it's just the

way we do it here, okay?

Up-world crazy.

Huh?

Hit and run. Westbound

Wilshire at Hingham. Incident 2-5-3-5.

Sounds pretty close,

let's check it out.

Just relax!

Hey, hey! Look out!

Help me, help me.

Quick, I took a course.

I think we can save him.

Well, don't just stand there.

Help me.

Hold it right there.

I said hold it, Gallagher!

Slug slime.

Hey, you really knocked

them dead this time, Gallagher.

Look, I know how this sounds,

okay? I know how it sounds.

Really?

Hey, look. Let's say

I buy this, all right?

Just tell me who this little witness is and

what he was doing in the park last night.

That I can't tell you. You can't?

Listen, I can.

But I can't.

I promised I wouldn't.

You're a police officer, Casey.

What's gotten into you?

I made an oath of silence.

I spit on my word.

You spit?

Spit. Spit.

You've totally lost it.

Who do you think you are?

Listen, I almost had him, Stan.

What is it with you, Casey? I told you loud

and clear to stay away from this thing.

What's this Sam was

telling me about a witness?

Oh, I thought I had a

witness, it was a dead-end.

You're on suspension. Oh, Stan, come on,

I am close on this.

You're not close.

You're on suspension.Stan. Please.

Don't make this any harder

than it already is, huh?

Hey, Gnorm, you there?

No.

I thought you ditched me.

Listen, come on out.

They're gone.

No.

No?

All right, suit yourself.

Listen, I'm clean out of ideas.

Zadar's long gone

with your stone, my job.

Forget about it, we blew it.

You blew.

I blew it? What do

you mean I blew it?

I did not blow it.

You're no major asset in

this crisis yourself, okay, pal?

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

What happened to the

warrior here? Come on now.

Not warrior, scared.

Stomach like fireflies.

Look, that's

not surprising, buddy.

Look, the up-world's a mean

place, even for a warrior.

Gnorm not warrior.

Just tunneler. Hey, that's fine.

No, that's cool.

Be a tunneler.

Besides, I am the one

that lost the stone.

I'm the one who lost the lumen.

Lumen not lost.

Not lost?

Gnorm follow giant.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Thanks.

I'm sorry, Stan. I'm sorry,

Stan. I'm sorry, Stan.

Well, after I lose this job,

there's always law school.

Let's be real,

I'd be doing sanitation.

Let's be really real, I'll be

shaking fries at Wendy's.

Wow.

Come on.

We just came up

a few floors, come on.

Magic box.

Right, step aside.

Hi.

How nice to see you again.

Yeah, charmed.

You want me to

freeze, I suppose.

That would be nice.

Now I want to hear you scream.

Loud blade you got there.

Drop the knife or the little guy's

going to chew your face off, okay?

Get the runt freak away from me.

Scream!

Scream.

Again, louder.

Louder.

Gnorm, that's it. Is that the scream

you heard in the park last night?

Give me lumen.

What does it want?

He wants his stone back.

I want my stones back,

too. Listen. Listen...

If this is some kind

of trade you're talking,

you know, I told you,

I can be very reasonable.

Look, I don't have your stones,

who do you think you're kidding?

He saw you blow

Ferril up last night.

You're insane.

If I had the stuff, why the hell

was I searching your place?

Look, that's easy, you were

searching for... You obviously tried to...

Uh-huh.

Gnorm, you said this was the guy in

the park last night. What's going on?

I lied.

You what?

Don't even think about it!

I am trying to get

what he wants.

Lumen...

Now, one more step

and I toss it.

Gnorm!

Put him down

or I'll sh**t.Wrong.

Lose the g*n or the runt gets

intimate with the pavement.

Look,

let's talk this over.

Drop it.

I don't know where your cash

is or where the jewels are either.

If you don't know, then

someone else out there does.

Drop it.

Big joke.

Bye now.

Damn.

Take lumen.

Shut up, I can get you.

Lumen.

All units, 415,

man with a g*n.

Broadway and Lincoln.

Shots fired...

That's a couple of blocks from

where we just left Gallagher.

Lumen dying, need sun.

Gnorm listen, the sun's still up.

Take the lumen and get out of here.

Up-world crazy.

Need friend.

No, listen to me, Gnorm. You still

got a chance if you go by yourself.

You're small, you can slip

by. I can't help you anymore.

I'm too big and I'm a jinx.

Up-worlders are mean, cold-blooded

people, Gnorm. They can justify anything.

If they catch you, they'll put

you in a cage like a lab rat.

They'll peel back your skin

just to see what makes you tick.

Skin tough, like root.

Doesn't matter, if they have even an inkling

that there's more of you to be found,

some underground race that's

minding their own business,

they won't quit until

they find them all.

You don't understand, they'll

ruin it, they'll build condos.

That's just the way we are.

We can't leave

things alone, Gnorm.

Listen, go.

I'll stall them, go.

Hmm.

This is

the police, the building is surrounded.

Come out, hands up.

Don't sh**t. I'm a

police officer, don't sh**t.

Uh-oh!

Gallagher's g*n, sir.

I suppose I should be thankful

you didn't get yourself k*lled.

What do you want

to do with him, Captain?

Book him for m*rder.

What?

Ah, thank you, sir!

What?

Let's go, buddy. Come on.

Stan, what are you doing?

You know Casey.

We have a witness who swears

he saw Casey aim his g*n

at Zadar just

before he got k*lled.

It doesn't make sense. I mean,

Casey wouldn't just sh**t somebody.

Half the time he doesn't

even load his g*n.

Fine, fine, Sam.

Here's Gallagher's g*n.

Take it down to Ballistics

and check it out yourself.

I'm really starting

to enjoy this, Gallagher.

What are you going to do next?

Take hostages at the airport?

Blow up Beverly Hills?

What the hell's happened to you?

Take the g*n to Ballistics, you'll

believe it when it's in black and white.

Keep fighting, Gallagher. Make

me break your arm. Please?

For Christ's sake,

Kaminsky, take it easy.

Friend safe.

What do we do with

the freak, sir?

It's an accessory, book it.

Book it, sir?

I want to keep it around.

Book it.

Do I get it a lawyer, sir?

What the hell for?

It's a freak.

Your pooka help?

What's a pooka?

Pooka with popos.

Pooka Sam, nice roundie...

Look, she's no pooka,

she's just my partner.

She was my partner.

Hot ticket.

She does have nice popos.

Hmm!

Like Rena.

Like Rena? Who's Rena?

Pretty, big eyes, spit good.

Spits good, huh?

Rena why Gnorm steal lumen.

Steal... Steal lumen. Oops!

What happened to, "If the

lumen dies, my people dies"?

What happened to all that?

Warriors take lumen to up-world.

Gnorm not warrior.

Just tunneler.

Pookas like warriors.

So let me get this straight. Whoever

takes the lumen to the up-world

becomes a big gnome hero, right?

Now, you're just some grubby

pissant tunneler, right?

So you stole the stone to become

a hotshot. Am I getting this right?

Rena like warrior.

Rena likes warriors.

I am sitting here handcuffed

in a paddy wagon

about to be charged with

first degree m*rder, Gnorm,

because you had to go doom an

entire race for an elf chick named Rena?

Not elf! Gnome!

Gnome, elf. What's the difference

if they're all going to be dead?

This is basic stuff, Gnorm.

I'm a cop.

What am I doing

in a paddy wagon?

What is that guy?

Come on, write it up.

♪ I said hey

What you lookin' at

Well? I can't seem

to get him.

Stand still.

I said stand still.

Never mind. Never mind.

Hey, relax, freak.

♪ I said hey

What you lookin' at

♪ What you lookin' at

I'll just get another needle,

it's not a problem there.

Now, just...

Okay, look, this won't hurt you.

At all.

Well, we can do

this stuff later.

Um, okay, look at me.

Here we go.

Say... Say "Ahh."

Ahh... Open...

Here we go, over here. Here we go,

come on guy. Over here, here we go.

Ahh... Oh...

Ahh... Hmm.

Ah...

Yeah, almost... We can get that

later. We can get that much later.

Let's look and see what we

have inside your ears. Yeah.

Here we go, guy. Whoa!

Forget that, strip him.

Strip him?

Strip him.

Strip him...

Take his stuff off.

Uh, you wanna handle

this one?

Excuse me, I was just

looking for Stan.

♪ I said hey

Casey. I'm stumped. I don't

know what to do with you.

I mean, what is going on here?

Just give me something to go on.

Look, I'm not saying anything until

you let him go. So forget about it.

Okay, look,

let's not butt heads.

Just give me a few simple

answers so that I can let him go.

All right, I mean,

who is he? What is he?

And what's he got to do

with this whole Zadar thing?

No, he has no connection with

Zadar. Don't be an a*s, Stan, let him go.

Don't talk to me that way, boy.

You talk to your friends

that way, but not to me.

You're up for m*rder, Gallagher,

and I'll let them toast you.

I'll put you away for life

and throw away the key.

So don't you ever talk

to me that way again

because I don't

have to listen to this.

Now was this thing

a witness or not?

No! Damn it, no!

That does it, boy.

I'm switching you off.

Kaminsky!

Lock him up.

My pleasure, sir.

Scream.

Come on.

Relax, Gallagher. You're going to make

a lot of nice new buddies in the joint.

Wait, it was Stan's hearing

aid. That's the scream.

It's Stan. Listen, Kaminsky,

Derek, you got to help me.

Right, Gallagher. Listen, Derek,

no more games, no more bullshit.

You gotta help me. You gotta

help me spring that little guy.

Stan's going to k*ll him.

You serious? He's going to k*ll him.

At least let me talk to Sam.

Please take me to see Sam.

Please.

You're more full of sh*t

than I thought you were.

Personally, I hope they

fry you and the little runt.

And I'll be first in line

to pull the switch.

Let's go, hotshot.

Gallagher! Stop him!

He's getting away!

So you're the little guy

who was in the park, huh?

Huh?

Now talk to me, you freak.

What did you see, huh?

What's all this junk? What is

this, some kind of voodoo crap?

You know, I don't believe

in k*lling people.

That guy in the park,

he was just scum.

I ought to get a medal

for blowing him up.

Now, you! I don't know

what kind of freak you are.

But I can't take any chances.

So we'll just call this

self-defense.

I need to talk to Stan. It'll have to wait.

What happened to you?

That lunatic ex-partner of yours. No

kidding, Sam. That guy is dangerous.

Let me see.

Hey!

I told her to wait. I'm sorry...

I'm sorry, Stan, but I really

need to discuss this with you.

Kaminsky, keep an eye on him.

This is the Ballistics

report, Stan.

This is the g*n

that k*lled Zadar.

Of course it is. You dragged

me out here to tell me that?

Well, it's not that simple.

First of all, the prints, there

weren't any. Not even a smudge.

The g*n's not even registered.

No?

Yeah, I mean, at that range

there should have at least been

some traces of powder, right?

So I'm having them check

the angle of entry right now.

Your attention to detail, as

always, is admirable, Kennedy.

Keep me informed.

Now, if you'll excuse me... But Stan, I...

Kaminsky!

Yes, sir!

No!

Go get the dogs!

The dogs! Get the dogs!

Let them go.

Are you sure

he got away? - Yes!

Great!

Look, Casey, for the

last time, who is he?

And what has he got to

do with this whole case?

I can't tell you that.

I can tell you that he can positively

identify Stan as the k*ller in the park.

And that Stan also k*lled Zadar.

Stan? Yes.

Our Stan? Yes.

I want that thing found

and I want it shot on sight.

Yeah, but... You

heard what I said?

Idiot.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

A tunneler? That's all

you can tell me? Yes.

And you're trying to tell me

that he just happened

to pop up in

the middle of the park

just in time to see somebody

blown to smithereens

by none other than

our own Captain of Detectives?

Correct!

How am I supposed

to believe any of this?

Shava!

Sam, meet Gnorm!

Pooka Sam!

Listen, Sam, you gotta get us

out of here. Come on, please.

It's Kaminsky, Sam.

Come on, please.

Do what?

Move.

Hey, you!

Derek, Derek... I've been

looking all over for you.

Oh, is that right?

Yeah! You see, I figured

now that we're partners,

maybe we should just try

and make the best of things.

What do you say?

Oh, man! I'm reading

all sorts of things into this.

Oh, come on, Derek.

Loosen up a little bit.

What do you say we go

somewhere and get organized?

Hmm?

Okay! Ow!

One second, I need to...

Now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh! Damn disaster area.

So, um...

What say we...

Get organized over dinner?

Fabulous idea, Derek.

Look, why don't you wait here,

and I'll be right back.

Okay.

Don't you move.

I'll be right here.

Ow!

This is Stan's car.

Lumen?

Try the trunk.

Gnorm, come on.

All right, Stan just left

and Gnorm's with him. Jesus!

Let's go.

Where? The airport?

Not without the money.

It wasn't in his car.

He took the

briefcase in the park,

but then showed up

immediately after expl*si*n.

It would've been too

risky to pick it up in broad daylight.

Too many people around.

The park!

All right.

Watch this area.

Not this time.

Come on, it's

just a walk in the park.

A walk in the park?

I'll be careful.

I gotta do this alone, though.

Take this.

All right, Stan, now you got

the briefcase in your hands.

Ferril was there.

Before you gave him

the exploding substitute,

you dumped the case, but where?

He steps out.

Thunk. Hits me on the head.

Got you now, Stan.

Thanks, Casey.

Now you just get

your a*s up out of there.

Stan, why?

Don't be naive, boy.

It's a lot of money.

More than I made

in 25 years on the job.

You're one to appreciate

a little irony, Gallagher.

This is your g*n.

I know how much you

always hated to fire it.

How do you expect to get

away with all this, Stan?

In a few hours,

I'll be in Mexico.

Then I plan on

a little drowning accident.

The tragic end of Stan Walton.

Goodbye, Gallagher.

What did you get?

I got enough.

You always were a

smart-a*s brat, Gallagher.

Now you and your little girl

are going to have to pay for it.

Lumen.

You die, slug slime.

No, no.

Point the other way.

Damn little freak!

No!

No!

No!

Sam, help me. Help me!

Bad, your breath.

What's this?

The b*llet.

A very flat b*llet.

Thick-skinned little runt.

Hold him.

Had to do it.

The lumen's in the bag. Why don't

you hang out for a while, Gnorm?

Hmm, my people need lumen.

Well, you're people

need lumen, huh?

So you're in a big rush, huh?

You know, I'm smelling

a Rena thing, Gnorm.

You just can't wait to wrap those

horny little gnome lips around Rena's.

That's what it is, isn't it?

Gnorm warrior now.

Rena likes warriors, huh?

You take good care

of yourself, okay?

Enough, enough, enough...

Enough!

Now you take it easy.

Okay, pal?

And, uh, don't be afraid to

call your old buddy sometime.

Drop me a postcard.

Hell, how do say goodbye

to a gnome?

You say goodbye!

Ah, shava.

Pooka Sam, hot ticket.

Hey, just get out of here,

you thick-skinned little runt.

Well, he's gone.

Yeah, he's gone.

Well, ah, just us then, huh?

Yep. Just you and me.

Just two of us.

Uh...

Hey, slug lips.

Something wrong with you?

Make her toes curl.

♪ Take a little trip

Take a little trip

♪ Take a little trip and see

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Let's go to town

♪ Let's go to town

Yeah, that's right.

♪ I said hey

What you lookin' at

♪ I said

♪ Yeah, right

♪ I said hey

What you lookin' at

♪ What you lookin' at

♪ I said hey