01x37 - Milo The Taxi Driver

[bunniefuu]

-[opening theme] -[Milo, Lofty, Lark] MILO!

MILO!

MILO!

-MILO! -[Milo giggles]

Dad, can I have a horsey-ride to the kitchen?

[chuckles] Go on then!

-[Dad snorts and neighs] -[Milo giggles]

Don't forget us!

Giddy-up, Milo's Dad!

Ooh! Three's a bit much...

-[door bell chimes] -A customer!

Hi, Tania! And what can we clean for you today?

My taxi drivers' outfit, please!

It's been a busy day on the road for Tania Turbo's Taxis!

-Where did you drive to? -Wherever my customers wanted to go!

A taxi driver like me goes anywhere!

-For a fare! -[laughs]

I can drive you to the shops, to the library, even to the beach!

-Wow! -Just don't get my seats sandy...

or I'll have to charge you extra!

[Milo, Lofty and Lark giggle]

Let's get that outfit cleaned for you.

[triumphant fanfare]

Lovely! Bye now!

We'll take these to Suds, Mum.

-Hi, Suds! -Hello, my bubbly-buddies!

And what have you got for me today?

It's a taxi driver's outfit.

Ah ha! I'm detecting traffic, and tarmac, and rubber tires!

It's only fare that we get this outfit nice and clean!

[all giggle]

[whirring]

Suds, do you have any taxi drivers outfits we can wear?

Let me see, now.

- [upbeat music] - [clapping hands]

[bubbles pop]

[bubbling]

-[All] Wow! -We're taxi drivers!

-[phone rings] -Hello! Turbo Taxis.

You want a cab from the library to the beach... -[phone rings]

-Turbo Taxis. One moment please... -Oh it's very busy.

-Everyone wants a ride in Tania Turbo's Taxis! -[phone rings

Hello! Turbo Taxis.

[phone rings]

Turbo Taxis.

[gasps] Of course, your majesty! Right away!

That was Queen Mabel. She needs to be collected from the airpor

She wants to go straight to the theatre

for Dame Delores' Musical Extravaganza!

But who'll pick up all of our other passengers?

Oh, why don't we do that for you!

Well, you do look like taxi drivers!

-You're hired! -Yes!

Here's your taxi!

You need your seatbelts on...

your "for hire" light on...

And your radio on!

[Leonard on radio] New booking. Dame Delores to the theatre at o'clock

Don't worry, Leonard! We'll get her there on time!

-But what if we get lost? -Oh, don't worry.

The cab does have a battery powered navigation system, for emergen

-Whoo. -[SatNav] Please enter destination.

But, of course, the best taxi drivers

-use their knowledge of the road! -We won't let you down, Tania!

-Gotta run! -[Milo, Lofty and Lark giggle]

[Lark] It's still a while until o'clock.

Plenty of time for other passengers

-before we get Dame Delores. -TAXI!

To the theatre please!

I'm cleaning the red carpet

before Dame Delores' show tonight!

Hop in, Mrs Sweep!

-Err, which way is the theatre? -Not sure.

-Oh, shall we use the SatNav? -Is it an emergency?

-It is to me! -In that case...

[SatNav] Route to theatre.

First left, second right.

Thanks ever so much! Turrah now.

[whistles]

My house, please! I need to iron my waistcoat for the show tonight

No problem, Dave! Hop in!

-[Both] Taxi! -To the hairdressers please.

-We're already booked... -But you can share with Dave!

Oh, if we must.

We're having our hair done for the show tonight!

Sounds like another emergency! I'll set the SatNav!

[SatNav] Proceed Along Main Road.

Left At The Park.

Oh, room for a little one?

-And a pig? -[oinking]

We're going to Honeysuckle farm!

Jump in, Farmer Tilly!

[all groaning]

We've got a lot of passengers in the taxi!

And we can't forget about Dame Delores.

How long until we get Dame Delores?

Not long! I'll set the SatNav so we don't get lost.

[SatNav] Take second right and third left.

These lights are taking a long time!

[Dave] Whew. At last! Cheers!

[SatNav] Make a U-turn...

[Mycroft] I say, we're back at the theatre!

Sorry everyone! We're going as quick as we can!

Look out! Rainbow on the road!

Oh, where do you want this scenery, Vincent?

Through those big doors!

They lead right on to the stage!

Road closed, citizens!

You'll have to take another route.

-Quick, Lark! Use the SatNav! -Okay!

[SatNav] Third Road On Right...

Second On Left.

Ugh! At last!

Your stop next, Farmer Tilly!

Whoo, thank goodness! Bruno's getting a bit restless.

[SatNav] Follow main road.

-[beeping] -[SatNav] Warning: Low power.

That doesn't sound good.

Bye!

We did it! We got everybody where they needed to be!

[Leonard on radio] Taxi Office to Taxi! Dame Delores just calle

-She says "Where are you?" -[all gasping]

We forgot Dame Delores!

We'll be there as soon as we can!

This is an emergency!

Setting the SatNav!

[SatNav] Third exit...

Make a U-turn.

Left at library...

Third right at museum.

Warning: Low power.

You've kept me waiting! I'm late for the theatre!

We'll get you there as soon as we can!

Sorry, Dame Delores!

[SatNav] Proceed along main...

Oh, no!

The SatNav's run out of power.

We promised Tania we would get Dame Delores

to the theatre on time!

Being a taxi driver's harder than we thought.

I don't wish to panic you but...

[taking deep breath] I'M DUE ON STAGE ANY MINUTE!

I CAN'T POSSIBLY BE LATE!

But without the SatNav, we won't know the way to the theatre

Maybe we already know it!

Remember what Tania said?

The best taxi drivers use their knowledge of the road!

And we have been all over town today!

[fast upbeat music]

[Lark] Past the farm...

And the hairdresser's...

Right by the library...

Make a U-turn, and third left by the museum!

[Lark] That road is closed.

And those traffic lights took ages!

We're cutting this very fine!

[Lofty] There's the theatre!

[Lark] And there's Queen Mabel!

I'm supposed to be onstage right now!

Oh!

I know what to do. Hold tight, Dame Delores!

[all shouting]

Whoo-hoo!

-[music starts] -[crowd murmuring]

[Dame Delores sings]

Ta-da!

[audience cheers]

Oh, bravo! That's what I call an entrance.

Simply marvellous.

[Dame Delores sings]

[indistinct chattering]

Top driving, team!

Your taxi was the star of the show!

Yes!

[giggling]

And how did my little taxi drivers get on?

Oh, Suds, it was brilliant!

We had to drive loads of passengers...

But it took much longer than we thought.

And then our SatNav ran out of power!

But we remembered where we'd been...

and got everyone to where they needed to go!

When I grow up, I think it would be amazing to be a...

TAXI DRIVER!

[closing theme]