01x17 - Milo The Tour Guide

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-[opening theme] -[Milo, Lofty, Lark] MILO!

MILO

MILO

-MILO! -[Milo giggles]

[dancing disco music]

-Let's make a den in here! -[giggles]

h* h* h*!

Milo, what are your mum and dad doing?

What does it look like we're doing?

Wow! Nice dancing!

-[giggles] -Mum! Dad!

[giggles] Come on, come and join in!

-[ding-a-ling] -A customer!

Phew!

[dancing disco music]

Hello? Oh, hello!

Hi, Raymond! You look very...

-um, dusty! -[chuckles]

I'll have you know this is royal dust...

from the Royal Castle!

I've been taking visitors to see how Queen Mabel lives.

We see the Royal Paintings! And the expensive Royal Vases!

And of course there's the Royal Giftshop!

-Wow! -I love gift shops.

Well Raymond, sounds like we need to get that outfit

-nice and clean for The Queen. -[giggles]

[trumpet announcement]

T'rffic! Cheerio!

We'll take this to Suds, Mum!

Such a helpful boy.

-Hi, Suds! -Hello, my bubbly-buddies.

What have you got for me today?

It's a tour guide's outfit, Suds.

Ah yes, I'm detecting...

history!

And a lot of furniture polish!

I'll guide this towards a soapy wash on the, ahem,

-delicate setting! -[laughter]

[whirring]

Suds, do you have any tour guides outfits we can wear?

-Oh, let me see... -[chuckles]

- [upbeat music] - [clapping hands]

[bubbles pop]

[bubbling]

-Wow! -We're tour guides!

Oh! And that must be Queen Mabel's Castle.

[mumbling] Sorry, folks!

The Historic Royal Castle Tour's off!

I've got a van full of deliveries to do

and the mail must be delivered!

-Oh... -That's frightfully disappointing.

That's a shame.

We've all been queuing for ages!

If only there was someone else who can give us the tour!

Sounds like a job for us, Raymond!

Oh. Are you sure?

They look like tour guides to me!

Hmm.

You know, you're not wrong, Leonard.

Okay, Tour Guides!

Here's a map... it's over to you!

Yes!

I'm sure your new tour guides

will show you a side of history that people never normally see!

Toodle-oo!

Let's go!

Hello! Welcome to the grand tour of Queen Mabel's Royal Castle!

Our first stop will be...

The Royal Hallway!

This is where Queen Mabel keeps her...

um... Royal Umbrellas

and... her...

And her Royal Suits Of Armour!

-Hm. -I like them.

-Marvellous. -Excuse me.

We will see Queen Mabel, won't we?

I'm sure she's in here somewhere!

-Oh that's good. -I can't wait to see her.

Let's go and see.

The next stop on the tour is...

The Royal Living Room!

[All] Well I never...

Oh! How fascinating!

This is where Queen Mabel sits on the Royal Sofa

and watches the Royal Telly!

And does her Royal Jigsaw Puzzles!

Oh I'm partial to a puzzle, you know.

Oh, no touching, please!

Ahem. Yes. Right you are.

Where is Queen Mabel?

You said she'd be in here!

Umm. She doesn't seem to be in the living room at the mom

Oh too bad. What a shame.

-That's a shame. -I'm really, really disappointed.

But she might be in the next room!

It's the... Royal Kitchen!

-With the Royal Fridge... -And the Royal Sink!

And the Royal Custard Creams!

Huh! Now you're talking!

No eating the Royal Snacks, please.

Hm.

Um. No sign of The Queen, though.

-Um. -Ah ha!

I'm sure we'll see her in the next room!

[gasping]

Welcome to The Royal Throne Room!

A little gaudy for my taste, but each to their own.

Whoo! Check out the bling!

No sitting on the Royal Throne, please.

-Aw. -I can't help but notice

that we're still missing a certain...

[All] Queen Mabel?

You assured us that she was here.

Um. Let's keep looking.

Where to next, Lark?

Um. That looks like the end of the tour.

[All] The end?

Are you sure?

Hmm...

Huh, No sitting on the Royal Throne...

[rumble]

[all yell]

[yelling]

Um, where are we!

These must be the Secret Royal Tunnels, dear boy!

Every castle has them!

But... how do we get out...

-Which way do we go? -Don't ask me, old chap.

You're the tour guide!

Um. Okay...

-Eeny, meeny, miny, moe... -[mumbling]

Let's try this way...

[mysterious music]

Um. Maybe another way.

This way?

Or this way?

I'm sure we've passed that cobweb before.

Um. Milo, I think we're lost!

You're right.

I can't believe we did that. Tour guides shouldn't get lost.

[sighs]

We still haven't had a peep of Queen Mabel.

[sighs]

-[distant beat] -Excuse me.

Can someone turn the music down?

-Milo's trying to think. -We're not playing any music!

Well if we're not playing that music...

[All] Who is?

I don't think the tour's finished yet!

Follow me.

[musical beat]

[knocks]

Err do you think it could be...

Queen Mabel!

Well who else would be in The Royal Party Vault!

Ah... we're tour guides, Your Royal Ladyship.

And our group really want to meet you!

You'd better come in, then!

Welcome to my party vault!

Ooh! I like it!

Thank you. It's new.

I was just testing out the sound system!

-[party music] -[knock]

Delivery for Queen Mabel!

Yes! It's Royal Disco Hits Volume !

Well... it looks like we're having a party!

My first one in the Royal Party Vault.

-[laughs] -This is definitely a side of royal history

that no one has seen before!

-Well done! -I'll say!

This has been a most spectacular tour!

Yes!

Put one's hands in the air like one just doesn't care!

-[upbeat music] -Whoo!

[all cheering]

-[bubbling sound] -[giggling]

-A-ha! And how did my little Tour Guides get on? -[giggles]

Oh Suds! We loved it!

We showed visitors around the Royal Castle!

They all wanted to see Queen Mabel,

but we couldn't find her and got lost in some passages...

But then we found The Queen in her Royal Party Vault...

And we all had a disco! The best tour ever!

When I grow up, I think it would be amazing to be a...

TOUR GUIDE!

[closing theme]