01x09 - Milo The Footballer

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-[opening theme] -[Milo, Lofty, Lark] MILO!

MILO!

MILO!

-MILO! -[Milo giggles]

-One wooden spoon! To you, Lark! -Pass it to me, Lark!

To you, Lofty!

Yes! [laughing]

[ding-a-ling] A customer!

Morning, Charlie! What needs cleaning today?

One muddy soccer jersey, please. We had a big game today!

-Oh, did you win? -Of course we did, Milo!

We kept it tight at the back, through-ba*ls down the middle,

out to the wing early doors and then, bosh!

Back of the net! Three-nil!

Wow!

To me, Charlie! Oh, yes!

Ha! Oh!

Ah! Oh! Whoops!

[clears throat] I'll leave the soccer to you, Charlie!

[giggling]

Right, let's get that uniform washed, shall we?

[triumphant fanfare]

Lovely! Cheerio!

We'll take these to Suds, Dad!

Hello, team! What needs cleaning today?

A muddy soccer uniform, Suds!

I'll need to be "on the ball" to get this cleaned!

[giggling]

Suds, do you have any soccer uniforms we can wear?

Let's have a look, shall we?

[clapping] [upbeat music]

[bubbling sounds]

[plopping sounds]

We're soccer players!

On a real soccer pitch!

Good afternoon and welcome to the Cup Final!

It's the Rockets against the Invincibles!

And here come the Rockets for their warm-up!

Whoa!

Oh, you're really good!

We play to our strengths, Milo. That's what makes a great team.

I'm fast, so I'm the speedy striker.

[in French accent] I can sniff out danger,

so that makes me a trés bon defender! [smacks lips]

And I'm in goal

because nothing gets past Dame Delores!

Ah! [boing]

Can we play, Charlie? Can we?

Sorry, Milo, it's three-a-side and I've already got my starting team.

Aww.

Tell you what, you can be our substitutes!

If one of our players can't play, you're on!

So, go and get warmed up!

YES!

Ooh, aah!

Uh! Oh!

To you, Milo!

Oof!

-Oh! To me, Milo! -Oof!

I'll get it!

[Charlie, Pierre, Delores grunt]

Oh, no, it's a disaster!

[Harriet] The Rockets are injured before the game's even sta

Ah!

Can you believe it?

We've never won the Cup and now we're too injured to play!

That was our ball! Sorry, Charlie.

These things happen, Milo. Soccer's a funny old game.

Hey! We're substitutes! We can play for you!

[laughs] You're right, Milo!

It's all down to you now.

Just remember, play to your strengths.

Unbelievable scenes at the Cup Final!

The Rockets' substitutes are on before we've even kicked off!

Come on! We can win the Cup for the Rockets!

[Harriet] And here come the unbeatable, never-lost-a-game, Invincibles!

The team captain, Skipper Stone,

with Farmer Tilly and Vincent Verona!

Ah!

[Harriet] And the referee, Judge Jackson, gets the game underway!

This match is now in session!

[Harriet] The Rockets haven't even had a kick of the ball yet!

[laughs mockingly]

[Harriet] Milo has the ball! What can he do with it?

-Oops! -[Harriet] He's kicked it into the crowd!

To me! Aah!

[Skipper and Vincent laughing mockingly]

Woah, woah, woaaah!

[cheers]

Get it, Lark!

[Judge Jackson whistles] Guilty of handball!

Oops! Sorry.

Ha ha!

-To me! -Uh!

Hi hi hi!

[Vincent panting]

Stop him, Milo! Quick!

[Harriet] Vincent's through on goal! Can Milo catch him?

I don't think so. Vincent shoots!

-Whoah! -[Harriet] And he scores!

Lofty just jumped out of the way!

[cheering] [Harriet] One-nil to the Invincibles!

-They're a bit good, aren't they? -Too good!

Come on, we've got to try harder!

[blows whistle]

[Harriet] I'm not sure who that ball was for!

[puffs and grunts]

-Ooh! -[Harriet] And it's two-nil!

The Invincibles are running rings around the Rockets!

[Judge Jackson whistles] Handball!

Ooh. [Judge Jackson whistles]

-Oh! -[Harriet] Goal!

[cheering] [Milo and Lark gasp]

-Uh-oh. -[Harriet] Another goal!

Aww.

[Judge Jackson whistles] Half-time and I find the score

Invincibles four, Rockets nil!

Oh, we'll never beat them.

We've got to try though or we'll never win the Cup for Charl

[Charlie] That's right, Milo!

-Charlie! -Remember, it's a game of two halves.

Stay tight at the back and use the width.

Keep the ball moving and come in on the wing.

Top corner, back of the net. Got it?

Erm, think so!

[Judge Jackson whistles] All rise for the second half!

[Judge Jackson whistles]

[Harriet] Oh, and the Rockets still can't get into the game!

Ole, ole, ole!

Oof!

[Harriet] Another handball from young Lark!

-Sorry. -What was it Charlie said?

Play to your strengths ?

What strengths? We don't have any!

I keep catching the ball!

I keep jumping out of the way!

And I keep kicking it too high.

Wait! Those are our strengths!

[Judge Jackson whistles]

Ah! [crowd applauding]

-To you, Lofty! -Ooh.

[Harriet] Milo's high kicks, Lofty's leaps,

and Lark's spectacular saves are turning this game around!

[crowd cheering] Ah!

Ha! Oof!

Oh! Ah! Oh!

[Harriet] Goal to the Rockets! [crowd applauding]

And another one! Goal!

They're like a new team.

Oh!

[Milo, Lofty, Lark] YAY!

[Harriet] It's four-all, with only seconds to go!

The Rockets are really playing to their strengths now!

Skipper Stone's through! This could be the last kick of the gam

If he scores, the Invincibles will win the Cup!

Full steam ahead.

-Oh! -[Harriet] What a save!

Lark has kept the Rockets in the cup!

To you, Milo.

[suspense music]

[crowd gasps]

[Harriet] Judge Jackson is about to blow her whistle!

She thinks it's all over.

[gasping]

[Judge Jackson whistles] [Harriet] It is now!

[crowd cheering]

[Milo, Lofty, Lark] Yeah! We did it!

I hereby rule that the Rockets are the winners!

[cheers]

The Rockets have won the Cup! For the first time ever!

And it's all thanks to you three.

Well, we gave it a hundred and ten per cent out there,

and at the end of the day, we're over the moon!

Wow, Milo! You play like a proper soccer player.

And you even sound like one too!

So, did you have fun being soccer players?

Oh, Suds, it was brilliant!

Lofty was a goal-scoring machine!

Lark made the save of the game!

And Milo scored to win the Cup!

When I grow up, I think it would be amazing to be a...

SOCCER PLAYER!

[closing theme]