01x07 - Milo The Farmer

[bunniefuu]

-[opening theme] -[Milo, Lofty, Lark] MILO!

MILO!

MILO!

[theme music plays]

-MILO! -[Milo giggles]

-Hi Mum! -[Lofty, Lark] Hi Milo's Mum!

Hello, you lot. Close the back door!

-[chuckles] -[door closes]

-Hmm... -[bell ringing]

-A customer! -Bye Milo's Mum.

[sighs]

Hello!

Are you here to get your boots cleaned, Farmer Tilly?

[laughs]

What? Oh a bit of farmyard mud won't hurt you!

The muddier the boots... the harder the work!

Then you must have been working really hard, Farmer Tilly!

Since before the sun came up, Milo!

[chuckles] A farmer's work is never done!

There are animals to feed, crops to harvest,

eggs to collect and tractors to drive...

Wow!

Oh, I've always wanted to drive a tractor.

-What sort do you have? -Farm-o-Matic T Wheel Drive,

valve, tonne load with optional air-con.

It's red too!

Oh, yes I've always liked, umm, red ones!

Let's clean that outfit for you, Farmer Tilly.

[trumpet announcement]

Thank you! I think I'll keep my boots though!

[chuckles] Cheerio!

We'll take these to Suds, Dad!

Hello and what have we got here?

A farmer's outfit, Suds. It's a bit muddy!

[chuckles] You're not wrong, Milo!

I'd better plough on and gets these cleaned!

[laughter]

Umm, Suds. Do you have any farmer's outfits for us?

Hmm. Let me have a little look... [chuckles]

-[upbeat music] -[clapping hands]

[bubbles pop]

[whooshing sound]

Look at us! We're farmers!

-What's that smell? Lofty! -It's not me!

-[sniffs himself] -Is it?

-[laughter] -[thud]

It's Farmer Tilly!

Hello, you lot! Sorry, can't stop, too much to do.

I'm taking these carrots to the Farmer's Market

and then I've got to feed my animals and do some planting!

-A farmer's work is never done. -Couldn't agree more!

Ooh, can we help you?

Well now, I could use an extra... [counts]

three pairs of hands.

Are you hard workers?

Then welcome to Honeysuckle Farm!

Got a few jobs for you to do.

First my animals need their lunch,

then my lettuce field needs planting with seeds. Can you do that?

-Leave it to us! -No problem.

Farmer Tilly, will we get to drive the Farm-orama T-wotsit...

Er... Your big red tractor?

[chortle] Not today!

-I need it! -Aw.

But I can show you round the farm in it!

Yes!

[laughter]

That's the hay barn...

And those are my beehives...

And that's the big pile of manure!

[laughs] Don't mind the pong!

-[All] Woah! -I told you it wasn't me!

-[laughs] -That's the chicken coop!

-Hello girls! -[clucking]

-[giggles] -That's Bruno the pig...

Oink-oink

And this old fella is Sir Sugarlump The Shire Horse!

He lives right next to the lettuce field.

-How do you do, Sir Sugarlump! -[snorts]

Don't want to be late for the market.

Happy farming, farmers!

And remember the country code:

Close every gate behind you!

-[laughs] -And behind me! Bye for now!

Right, first job feed the animals!

You first, Sir Sugarlump.

-[munches] -Come on.

Bruno and the chickens are waiting!

[neigh]

[oinking]

Lunchtime, Bruno!

-Eww. -Yuck.

Aww. Do I have to do it?

Okay.

Urgh! My boots!

-Eww... -[laughter]

And now the chickens!

[oinking]

-[clucking] -Hello girls! Lunchtime!

[clucking]

Umm. Where do you keep your eggs?

That's the animals fed,

let's plant some lettuces! Bye girls!

-Bye! -[laughs]

[happy music plays]

♪ We are farmers, one two three ♪

♪ We plant this field with lettuce seeds ♪

♪ It's muddy work but it's not silly ♪

♪ We just wanna help Farmer Tilly! ♪

[clucking]

Umm... Milo! Lark!

The chickens are here...!

[Lark] And they're eating all the seeds!

Hey stop that!

Naughty chickens! Ooh!

-[oinking] -Ah! Bruno?

What are you doing here?

Not now, Bruno! I've got chickens to chase.

No, Bruno! I don't have any more lunch for you!

-STOP THOSE CHICKENS! -STOP THAT PIG!

[clucking]

Sir Sugarlump! Not you too!

[fiddle music plays]

Ooh!

Ahh!

[munching]

Ahh!

-[clucking] -[panting]

[struggling]

Ahh!

Phew!

-[oinking] -Aah!

Aah!

[frustrated] We've totally messed up Honeysuckle Farm?

Being a farmer is hard!

But how did all the animals get out?

The country code!

-[All] We left the gates open! -But what now?

Milo, why are you smiling like that?

I've got an idea!

Right. Do we all know the plan?

Umm... what happens if I say no?

-Come on, Lofty! Do it for the farm! -Okay.

One... two... three! Go!

[door closes]

-More food! -Who wants seconds!?

Come and get me Bruno!

[clucking]

[door closes]

[happy music plays]

[oinking]

[clucking]

-You did it, Lofty! -Yes!

-[exhales] -Don't make me do it again!

This way, Sir Sugarlump!

[snorts]

[All] Yeah!

Umm. We still haven't planted any of Farmer Tilly's seeds,

and Farmer Tilly will be back soon!

Then let's get planting!

[All] ♪ We are Farmer's one two three ♪

♪ We plant this field with lettuce seeds ♪

♪ It's muddy work, but don't be silly ♪

♪ We just want to help... Farmer Tilly! ♪

Still planting i see!

Oh, hi Farmer Tilly. We got a bit... umm...

-Distracted. -So I see!

Anything to do with all these eggs?

They're everywhere!

Sorry, Farmer Tilly.

Oh, no harm done. More to sell at the market!

And my animals all look very well fed!

Especially Bruno!

[laughter]

Let's finish planting these seeds.

The more the merrier!

-[snorts] -[laughter]

Did you dig being farmers, haha!

Oh, Suds! It's was so much fun!

We planted lettuce seeds, and fed the animals...

But we left their gates open,

so we had to chase them all over the farm!

But then we remembered the country code

and got all the animals back where they belonged.

Ooh! That sounds like hard work!

When I grow up, I think it would be amazing to be a....

FARMER!

[theme music]