01x04 - Milo The Doctor

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-[opening theme] -[Milo, Lofty, Lark] MILO!

MILO!

MILO!

-MILO! -[Milo giggles]

-Patch? -Patch?

-Patch... -Patch...

-Pump? -Pump...

-Pump... -Pump...

[pfft pfft pfft]

Puncture fixed!

Yeah!

[emotional] Ooh, I thought we'd lost you!

-[ding-a-ling] -A customer!

[sad squeak]

[yawns]

Welcome to Scrubby's Dr Diamond!

Hello. Could you clean my...

[yawn]

-...doctor's outfit, please? -Of course!

Oh, you look a bit tired, Dr Diamond.

It's been a long day at the hospital.

I've mended broken bones, cured poorly tums,

fixed achy ears, I've even bandaged bruised bottoms.

[snigger]

Ouch! [chuckles]

We'll have your outfit cleaned in no time.

[trumpet announcement]

Lovely. Cheerio! [yawns]

We'll take this to Suds, Dad!

Hello and what have we got here? [laughter]

It's a doctor's outfit, Suds!

Well, Dr Suds prescribes plenty of soap and bubbles for this!

[chuckles]

[giggle]

Suds, do you have any doctor's outfits we can wear?

Let me see...

- [upbeat music] - [clapping hands]

Wow! We're doctors!

In a hospital!

Wow!

[giggles]

-[bing bong] -Junior Doctors, please report to Dr Diamond.

Junior Doctors reporting for duty, Dr Diamond!

Ah ha! I'm glad you're here, Doctors.

Can you look after the Emergency Ward

while I see some important doctors' business.

Ooh! What sort of important doctor's business?

[yawns] A nap!

I've been working for ...

More hours than I can remember.

Now, it can get pretty busy in here so...

Don't you worry, Dr Diamond.

Your ward is safe with us.

[giggles]

Sorry, Dr Diamond.

It may sound silly,

but sometimes laughter really is the best medicine.

Now, you'll be needing this.

And what about our patients?

Oh, they're in those cubicles.

Oof... time for my nap!

[yawn] Bye for now.

Mycroft Dubois.

Now, what seems to be the problem?

Oh, doctor. He's got... hiccups!

-[loud hiccup] -Sounds like hiccups to me.

[whispering] Aha, yeah maybe... aha...

[whispering]

Good news! We think we can cure your hiccups!

Oh, I do hope so!

Mycroft, you need to drink this glass of water

upside down!

[spluttering]

It's worked!

[hiccups] No, it hasn't.

This is the worst case of hiccups I've ever seen!

[croaky rasp] Help! I've lost my voice.

Sounds like we're needed next door.

But we'll be back to try something else!

Please hurry.

[hiccup]

[swish]

What's the problem, Dame Delores?

[loud croak] I've lost my voice.

It sounds like she's lost her voice.

[loud] Where did you last see it, Dame Delores?

[croaks]

Well, it can't be too hard to find an opera singer's voice!

[swish]

[beeping]

[whirr]

We can't find it anywhere, Dame Delores!

[honking horn]

We'll be back soon, Dame Delores!

[cries of pain]

[chatter]

How can we help, Horatio?

Bit of a headache doctor.

Hmm. Let's see.

-[pop] -Wah!

Hi hi hi! Just a little joke!

-[honks horn] -[giggle]

It looks like you're in a hula-hoop tangle!

Let's un-tangle you.

[talking all together]

If I just...

-Oops. -Step under here.

You're making it worse!

Hmm... Ah!

Does anyone here know how to untangle hula-hoops?

-[gulp] -Ouch!

Ah! Argh!

Where did you all come from?

Dr Milo, I have little problem...

Uh, I was here first.

I've got me arm stuck, Doctors!

Doctor, could you help with my bad back?

One at a time... please?

-Me first... -[talking all together]

-Me first. -I was here first.

Don't forget about Mycroft's hiccups!

-[hiccups] -What about me?

-[honks horn] -[croaking] Hurry up!

WE WON'T BE LONG, DAME DELORES!

Dr Diamond did say it got busy in here.

-Me first. -I was here first.

We need to do some serious doctoring!

My mum says that giving someone a surprise makes hiccups go

Hmmm...

Can I borrow something, Horatio?

-Be my guest! -[honks horn]

[hiccupping]

Boo!

-[hiccup] -That didn't work either!

It's dark down there.

[echoing] Hello.

Let's use some slippery soap to unstick you!

Good thinking, Dr Lofty!

[spraying sound]

-Oh! -Ah!

[cries of effort]

[windy sound]

-Boo! -[hiccups]

[upbeat music]

-Ah! -[crashing]

[weakly] I can't take any more. Someone call a doctor.

Oh! I am a doctor.

[groan]

[groans] Being a doctor is hard!

Our success rate could be better.

[sigh]

Ops! Ooh! Ah! [cries of fright]

Oh! Aw!

It's out of control!

MAKE IT STOP MILO!

[scream]

[crashing]

-[swish] -[gasp]

-[crunches] [whirrs] -Um... who's next?

-Look at you. -[laughter]

[hysteric laughs]

[gasp] My hiccups! They've stopped!

[laughter]

[splutter] My voice! It's back!

[laughter]

[honks] My back's fixed!

[talking all together]

[elevator beep]

Well, I'm back and ready to get to work!

Oh! Where are all the patients?

-They're cured. -You were right, Dr Diamond!

Laughter really is the best medicine!

Well, you've all done a marvellous job.

-Yes! -[chuckles]

I have to say, you're the funniest looking doctors

-I've ever seen! [giggle] -[all laugh]

Did you like being doctors today?

It was brilliant, Suds!

We had loads of patients...

And they all had different problems.

But we made them all feel better

by making them laugh!

[chuckling] A good giggle is just what the doctor ordered!

When I grow up, I think it would be amazing to be...

[All] A doctor!

[closing theme]