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02x12 - Just Him and Me/Duck Duck's Concert

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Donkey Hodie". Aired: May 3, 2021 – present.*
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In the land of Someplace Else, just north of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Donkey Hodie and her friends go throughout their day while solving different problems along the way.

02x12 - Just Him and Me/Duck Duck's Concert

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Singer: ♪ Here comes Donkey Hodie!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ She loves adventure. She loves surprise. ♪

♪ When there's a problem, she tries and tries. ♪

Singer: ♪ Let's go, Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ And if she fails, she'll bounce right back. ♪

♪ Come on, Duck Duck, give a quack! ♪

Duck Duck: Kay kay! Quack! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ When she plays with Bob Dog they have a ball! ♪

♪ It's fun for them, it's fun for all! ♪

Bob Dog: Bow wow! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ Just for fun, she'll take a trip, ♪

♪ with Purple Panda in his spaceship. ♪

Panda: Hey-o! Singer: ♪ Donkey Hodie!

Singer: ♪ With a hee and a haw and a haw and a hee, ♪

♪ Someplace Else is the place to be ♪

♪ with our pal Donkey Hodie!

Donkey: Hee-haw!



Donkey: Ah!

A beautiful day in the neighborhood!

The kind of day where you can do anything at all!

[giggles] So, what should I do today?

Think, Donkey Hodie, think...

Hmm.

Ooo!

Take pictures of my flowers?

Try for a new hoopy hooping record?

Yeah!

Do both at the same time?

[giggles]

Oh! I know!

I, Donkey Hodie, will play Potato Tag with Panda!

[laughs] Duck Duck: Potato Tag?

What-what is Potato Tag?

Donkey: Ah, Duck Duck! Duck Duck: Hey hey.

Donkey: Out for a jog, I see? Duck Duck: Oh, yep yep!

Eh, so what is this Potato Tag of which you speak?

Donkey: Oh! It's a game that Panda and I made up.

It's super fun!

Duck Duck: Oh, oh no I bet it is!

I mean, I don't understand the whole potato part of it

but hey, hey, have fun with Panda!

See ya, Donkey!

Donkey: [giggles] Bye, Duck Duck! [giggles]

Oh, I can't wait to play with Panda!

[she sings] ♪ Any day when I can play

♪ With Panda, my best friend

♪ Is a day that I can say I never ever want to end! ♪

♪ We make up games that aren't the same ♪

♪ As any other game that you could name! ♪

♪ And when we're done with having fun ♪

♪ Some brand-new fun will have begun! ♪

♪ Just him and me -

♪ Together we

♪ Are oh-so hee-haw happy as can be, ♪

♪ Just him and me - I'll always be ♪

♪ A hee-haw happy me with him and me! ♪

[giggles]

Paaaan-da!

Oh, Panda?

Are you home?

[birds chirping]

Hmm. I guess not.

Oh, well. [giggles]

Hmm. Now what else can I do on this beautiful day?

Mmm.

[gasps] I know!

I, Donkey Hodie, will have a porch picnic with Grampy!

Harriett: Oooooh, what's a porch picnic?

Donkey: Hi ya Harriett!

You doing some painting?

Harriett: Oh, moo-hoo, Donkey Hodie!

I'm gonna go teach an art class in the park!

So, what's all this about a porch picnic, hmm?

Donkey: Oh, it's something that Grampy and I do together,

just him and me...

We have a special lunch on his porch.

Harriett: Mmm, that sounds wonderful, Donkey.

Donkey: [giggles]

Harriett: Makes me wish I had a porch!

Well, gotta go run off to my class now!

Have fun with your Grampy!

Donkey: Oh, I will! Bye, Harriett!

[giggles]

Oh, I love porch picnics with Grampy!

[she sings] ♪ Any lunch that I can munch ♪

♪ With Grampy, my special someone, ♪

♪ Is a lunch that's got a bunch ♪

♪ Of big time picnic fun!

♪ We get to eat some tasty treats ♪

♪ And every treat we eat just can't be beat! ♪

♪ And after that, we sit and chat ♪

♪ Curled up on his swing like lazy cats. ♪

♪ Just him and me -

♪ Together we

♪ Are oh-so hee-haw happy as can be! ♪

♪ Just him and me - I'll always be ♪

♪ A hee-haw happy me with him and me! ♪

[humming]

[piano playing]

[gasps] Well, at least I know Grampy's here -

I can hear him playing piano!

[giggles] [off-key notes playing]

Well, that doesn't sound like Grampy's playing.

Grampy: Uh, try it again, Panda...

Donkey: Panda?

Panda's here?

Grampy and Panda are doing something together without me?

[gulp] Oh.

Well, maybe they're waiting for me!

[giggles]

[music continues]

Grampy: [hums]

Oh, hey there, my little Donkaroo...

Donkey: Hi Grampy!

Hiya Panda pal! I'm here!

Oh, are we having a singalong?

Is that why you're playing piano?

[giggles] That's a catchy tune, Panda!

[sings to the scale] ♪ La-la-hee-haw-la!

Panda: [giggles] Oh, hey Donkey...

Yeah, Grampy's giving me a piano lesson.

Donkey: Oh, that's great!

And now that I'm here, I can cheer you on!

Go Panda! Go Panda!

Grampy: Uh, Donkey, when I'm helping you learn the piano,

it's just you and me so we can focus, right?

Donkey: Right.

Grampy: So, Panda and I need to focus now, too.

Just him and me. [off-key note plays]

Panda: Uh, yeah, this is a little hard, Donkey.

We can play later, okay?

Grampy: Yeah, we'll both see you later, my little Donkaroo.

Donkey: Okay, I understand. Bye...

Grampy: Buh-Bye!

Panda: [playing scales]

Grampy: Keep going, Panda.

[music continues]

[birds chirping]

Grampy: It's okay, Pandaroo, you got this!

Donkey: "Pandaroo?"

But Grampy always calls me his little Donkaroo.

How can Grampy be talking to Panda

the same way he talks to me?

Grampy: [laughing]

Donkey: [sighs]

They sure seem to be having fun without me...

[gasps] Oh, no!

What if Grampy and Panda do other things without me?

What if, instead of playing Potato Tag with me--

Panda starts playing Potato Tag with Grampy?

Grampy: Oh! Panda: Ah!

Woahhhhh!

Potato Tag! Hey-o!

Grampy: I'm going to get ya!

Donkey: And what if, instead of having porch picnics with me--

Grampy starts having porch picnics with Panda?

[laughter]

Would Panda stop being my best friend?

And would Grampy stop being my Grampy?

I don't want that to happen!

Grampy: Hey, why don't we have a porch picnic after your lesson!

Panda: And then after that we can play Potato Tag!

Donkey: [gasps]

Grampy and Panda really are going to have a porch picnic

and play Potato Tag!

Without me!

Ooooh, that makes me so... so...

so so so jealous!

Mmm!

I don't like this feeling.

I need to do something.

Something that will help me not feel jealous.

Mm!

Maybe I can do something with someone else...

Harriett: [humming]

Donkey: Oh, Harriett! Harriett: Hmm?

You wanna have a porch picnic with me?

Harriett: Oh, sorry, Donkey!

My art class is going so well we need more paint!

Not to mention I still don't have a porch!

Donkey: Oh, uh, okay.

Bye!

Duck Duck: Hey hey, Donkey... Donkey: Oh, Duck Duck!

Duck Duck: What, what?

Donkey: Do you want to take a jogging break

and play Potato Tag with me?

Duck Duck: Hmm...

Kay kay, so lemme see if I got this straight.

I have a potato and you have a potato...

Donkey: Right. Duck Duck: And then...I tag you.

Tag! Donkey: Uh, no, no,

you have to tag my potato.

Duck Duck: Oh. Kay kay... Tag!

Donkey: Uh, no, you have to tag my potato with your potato.

Duck Duck: Uh, oh, so, uh,

am, am I "it" or is the potato "it"?

Donkey: Well, you're kind of both "it."

Duck Duck: What? Wait, wait.

How can we both be "it"?

How can there be two "its"?

I don't get it! Too many "its"!

Too many potatoes! Why the potatoes?!

Donkey: I guess it's a game that just Panda and I understand.

Sorry, Duck Duck.

Duck Duck: [sighs] Yeah, I'm sorry too, Donkey.

Someday Potato Tag will make sense to me,

but today is not that day.

It's back to jogging for little me.

Donkey: [sighs]

[piano playing] Wow.

Panda's playing is sounding better and better.

Grampy: That's wonderful, Pandaroo!

Donkey: [giggles] Grampy is a really good teacher.

I'm so proud of both of them.

So, so why am I feeling jealous

that they're spending time together?

Uh, oh I don't like feeling this way!

I just want - I just want Panda to be my best friend

and - and Grampy to be my Grampy

and I want both of them all to myself!

[music continues]

Of course, I spend time with other friends.

I have fun playing with Duck Duck...

But even when I'm playing with Duck Duck, I still love Panda.

And I still love Grampy, even when I'm not with him.

So...

maybe they feel the same way about me?

[music continues]

I still feel jealous, but -

but I think I can share Panda with Grampy,

and think I can share Grampy with Panda, too.

[giggles] I'll spend time with them later.

Grampy: Hey, Donkey! Donkey: Hmm?

Grampy: Where are you going? Donkey: Home.

You two are having a porch picnic

and playing Potato Tag together, aren't ya?

Panda: Yeah, but not without you, Donkey!

Grampy: Certainly not!

Can't have a porch picnic without my little Donkaroo!

Panda: Yeah. Potato Tag wouldn't be the same without you!

Donkey: [gasps] Really?

But you two were having so much fun together.

I even got a little jealous.

And I was worried that you wouldn't be my best friend

or you wouldn't be my Grampy anymore.

Panda: Oh, Donkey!

No, no, Donkey, never.

You will always be my best friend no matter what!

Grampy: Yeah, and I'll always be your Grampy.

No matter who else we spend time with,

it doesn't change the way we feel about you.

Donkey: Yeah...but sometimes I just want you both

all to myself.

Grampy: Mmm, yeah, I know.

And you can't have that all the time.

But it makes the time we do spend together extra-special.

Donkey: Yeah.

And it also makes our porch picnics extra-delicious!

Grampy: Mhmm.

Panda: And it makes Potato Tag extra-fun!

Donkey: [giggles] Grampy: Yeah, ooo,

and speaking of that,

how exactly do you play this Potato Tag game of yours?

Donkey: Oh so, you have a potato...

Grampy: Mhmm. Okay. Donkey: And I have a potato...

And Panda has a potato... Grampy: Got it.

Donkey: And you have to tag my potato or Panda's potato.

Panda: Mhmm. Grampy: Three potatoes,

and then do we eat them afterwards?

Donkey: You do not eat the potatoes.



Duck Duck: [chanting] Quack Jam! Quack Jam!

Quack Jam! Quack Jam!

Quack Jam! Quack Jam!

Quack Jam! Quack Jam!

All: [chanting] Quack Jam! Quack Jam!

Quack Jam! Quack Jam!

Quack Jam! Quack Jam!

Quack Jam!

Donkey: [laughs]

Panda: Uhh, what are we chanting about exactly?

Donkey: Quack Jam! Duck Duck's favorite band!

Duck Duck: Yep yep, yeah!

And they're coming here, tonight!

Oh! I've been waiting so long for this.

And if I'm a real lucky ducky,

I'll get an autograph from my favorite Quack Jammer, Splash!

Oh, I love the way Splash plays the keyboards!

Here, here.

Listen, listen to this, huh?

[up-tempo music plays]



Doc Skunk: Oh hi, neighbors. Do I hear Quack Jam?

Bob Dog: You know Quack Jam?

Doc Skunk: I sure do!

I went to their concert this morning in the park.

Duck Duck: Oh, oh, oh. Uh, no.

No, Doc Skunk. You must be confused.

You see, the concert is at o'clock tonight.

Doc Skunk: I'm afraid not, Duck Duck.

The concert was at o'clock this morning.

It already happened.

Duck Duck: Wait, wait. You're telling me that I...

missed the concert?!

Donkey: Oh, Duck Duck, I'm so sorry.

Duck Duck: No! No no no NO!

I-I must've gotten confused...

This... Well, this is terrible...

I...

I...

I...

Arghhh!

Arghhh!

Donkey: Oh, I feel so sorry for Duck Duck.

Duck Duck: Arghhh! Bob Dog: Yeah, me too.

But what can we do? Duck Duck: Arghhh!

Panda: Hmm, I wonder how I would cheer up

if I missed my favorite show like Duck Duck did.

Donkey: Yeah. Hey!

Hey, maybe we could think about what might help us feel better

and then try that for Duck Duck.

Panda: [gasps] I love that idea!

Donkey: [giggles] Then I, Donkey Hodie,

will figure out a way to help Duck Duck feel better!

Bob Dog: Yeah! Us too...

Panda: Yeah! Bob Dog: Uh, hmm...

Ohh! Ohh!

I know something that would help me feel better.

Maybe it would help Duck Duck feel less disappointed too.

Playing with my Bark-a-roo Ball

always makes me feel better when I'm disappointed.

Donkey: Hmm. Bob Dog: Observe...

[yells] Bark-a-rooooooo!

Panda: Whoa! That does look like fun!

Oh, can I try? Bob Dog: Ooo! Go right ahead!

Just don't forget to yell "Bark-a-rooooooo!"

Panda: Okay.

Bark-a-rooooooo!

Hey-o!

You try, Donkey! Donkey: Okay!

Ha ha!

Bark-a-rooooooo!

Hee-haw, that's fun!

Bob Dog: Yeah! Here you go.

Let's give it a try!

Duck Duck!

Duck Duck: What, what?

Bob Dog: Well, I thought about what makes me feel better

when I'm disappointed: my Bark-a-roo Ball!

So maybe, it'll make you feel better, too.

Duck Duck: Oh, well, uh, thanks, thanks, Bob Dog,

that is, uh, that's very, very thoughtful of you.

But I'm just too disappointed that I missed the concert.

Bob Dog: I am so surprised Duck Duck didn't want to play

with the Bark-a-roo Ball.

Donkey: Hmm, me too. It's so sparkly and fun!

Panda: Yeah, well, she must be really,

really disappointed then!

Donkey: Mm-hmm,

let's think of something else to help Duck Duck feel better, huh?

Panda: Hmm, let's see.

What's something that would make me feel better

if I missed something important?

Ehhh...

Oh!

My rocking chair!

Hey-o!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Bob Dog: Bow-wow!

Panda: Yep.

One rock in my favorite rocking chair

and Duck Duck won't be disappointed anymore!

[giggles]

Yipppeeee! [giggles]

Go ahead. Give it a try.

Donkey: Ah!

Woo!

Oh, this is fun!

Bob Dog: Yeah, and relaxing!

Panda: Yup, I think Duck Duck might want to try this.

I'll go ask her.

Uh, hey, Duck Duck?

Duck Duck: What, what?

Panda: Hi! Duck Duck: Hi.

Panda: [giggles] We'd like to invite you to take a rock

on my favorite rocking chair.

Bob Dog: Ahh! Donkey: Ahh!

Panda: It always helps me feel better.

[giggles] Duck Duck: Uhh, oh kay kay,

it uh, it does look like fun.

I'll, uh, I'll try your rocking chair, I suppose.

Panda: So,

is the rocking chair helping you feel better, Duck Duck?

Duck Duck: Well, thanks, thanks

for bringing this rocking chair, Panda.

Panda: Mm-hmm. Duck Duck: But, uh,

I keep thinking about missing that Quack Jam concert.

So, to answer your question, no, I'm still disappointed.



Panda: I can't believe

my favorite rocking chair didn't work.

Donkey: Well, just because something

might cheer me or you up,

it doesn't mean it will cheer Duck Duck up.

Panda: Oh, that's a good point.

We need to imagine what would cheer Duck Duck up,

not what would cheer us up.

Bob Dog: Yeah, well, what would cheer up Duck Duck?

Donkey: Hmm. Think, Donkey Hodie, think...

Hmm.

Duck Duck is disappointed because she missed a concert.

A, a concert has music! [gasps]

Maybe we can play music to help Duck Duck feel better?

Panda: Yeah! Bob Dog: Yeah!

Panda: Mu-sic!



Donkey: Duck Duck! Duck Duck: What, what?

Donkey: What do you think?



Duck Duck: Oh.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I like this song.

Thanks, thanks for trying to cheer me up.

I-I do feel a little bit better,

but I'm still too disappointed to come out.

I don't know when I'll ever get to see my favorite band play.

Bob Dog: Well, I think the music worked, a little.

[music stops] Panda: Okay.

Let's keep thinking of something else that might help.

Donkey: Hmm.

Hey, if playing a song helped her feel a little better

then-then maybe a Quack Jam song

would help her feel a lot better!

Panda: Oh, and since Duck Duck missed her concert,

we can make our own special concert just for her!

Bob Dog: Yeah, and we can play her Quack Jam songs!

Bow-wow!

Donkey: Presenting our very own band...

Panda: ...Playing Quack Jam songs...

Bob Dog: ...Just for you, Duck Duck!

Donkey: A one, two, three...

[up-tempo music plays]

Duck Duck: Hmm?

Oh! Bob Dog: Yeah!

Panda: Yeah! Donkey: Woo!





[music ends] Bob Dog: Yeah!

Duck Duck: Oh, hearing that Quack Jam song

made me feel sooooo much better!

Bob Dog: Oh yeah! Panda: Hey-o!

Donkey: All right! Bob Dog: Glad to hear that.

Duck Duck: Hey, hey! Uh, uh, do you think that maybe,

maybe, I could play in the band with you?

Donkey: Absolutely Bob Dog: Oh yeah, we'd love it!

Duck Duck: Oh! This is incredible!

Uh, oh, uh, and uh, one more little request:

do you think that I could please play keyboards

just like Splash does?

Panda: Ah, definitely, Duck Duck!

Duck Duck: [gasps] Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I'm so excited!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Let's do this thing!

Bob Dog: Yeah! Panda: Hey-o!

Duck Duck: ♪ Early in the morning and all day long, ♪

♪ You can hear the place a rocking to a Quack Jam song! ♪

All: ♪ Doin' the Quack Jam Jam, Doin' the Quack Jam Jam, ♪

♪ Playing the Quack Jam Jam, Let's play the Quack Jam Jam! ♪

♪ Reelin' and a rockin' Jammin' to a Quack Jam song! ♪

♪ Ooooo!

Donkey: ♪ Maybe stop for lunch Or have a little snack. ♪

♪ Couple sips of water, Then we gotta get back! ♪

All: ♪ To do the Quack Jam Jam, Doin' the Quack Jam Jam ♪

♪ We'll play the Quack Jam Jam, Let's play the Quack Jam Jam! ♪

♪ You really can't go wrong

♪ When you're jammin' to a Quack Jam song! ♪

♪ Ooooo!



Panda: ♪ Shabadabba ding dong!

♪ Shamalama lam!

♪ Reelin' and a rocking To the Quack Jam Jam! ♪

Bob Dog: ♪ Oh, early in the morning!

♪ And all the day long!

♪ You really can't go wrong With a Quack Jam song! ♪

All: ♪ We'll do the Quack Jam Jam, ♪

♪ Doin' the Quack Jam Jam,

♪ We play the Quack Jam Jam, Let's play the Quack Jam Jam! ♪

♪ You really can't go wrong

♪ When you're jammin' to a Quack Jam song ♪

♪ Ooooo!

♪ You really can't go wrong

♪ When you're jammin' to a Quack Jam song! ♪

Duck Duck: Yeah! Donkey: Oh yeah!

Bob Dog: What a performance, Duck Duck!

Panda: Oh yeah, Duck Duck! Donkey: Hee-hawesome!

Duck Duck: D'aww, thank you all so much for understanding

how disappointed I was.

Donkey: Oh, you're welcome, Duck Duck.

We all get disappointed sometimes.

Duck Duck: You know, putting on this concert for me

and letting me play in the band, well, I just...

I just...I feel a thousand times better now!

Bob Dog: Aww, I'm so happy

we helped you feel better, Duck Duck.

Panda: Yeah, me too.

You know, we just thought about how we'd feel if we were you,

and then we imagined what might make you feel better.

Duck Duck: Oh, well, it worked!

I feel so much less disappointed now!

Panda: Hey-o!

Duck Duck: Wait, wait.

You know what would make me feel even better, huh?

Donkey: What? Bob Dog: Tell us!

Duck Duck: To play the song again!

Donkey: Hee-haw! Panda: Hey-o!

Bob Dog: Bow wow!

All: ♪ We'll do the Quack Jam Jam,

♪ Doin' the Quack Jam Jam,

♪ We play the Quack Jam Jam, Let's play the Quack Jam Jam! ♪

♪ You really can't go wrong

♪ When you're jammin' to a Quack Jam song! ♪

♪ Ooooo! Donkey: One more time!

All: ♪ We'll do the Quack Jam Jam,

♪ Doin' the Quack Jam Jam...









Daniel: [giggles]